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# Watch us wreck the mike....
cfb
....Psych!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# PSYCHEDELIC WARLORD YOU BUM PLEASURING DILDO HEADGEAR WEARING ARSE.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# But not down there.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# HAHA! NOT YET!*
* I have no idea either way,and I am not going to speculate!


(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I think he only posts
frankly ridiculous pictures of himself because the ego boost he gets from the attention far outweighs him having to think about the ridicule.
I suggest he is not with th popular boys at school.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Whaaaaa!!!?!
But surely it's all about the ladieeees?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Thats a bit harsh isnt it?
And lets be fair here, we are sitting on the internet looking at funny pictures all of us. I doubt there were many of us who were with the popular kids at school :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# speak for your self!







/wasn't a popular kid
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# what?
I'm still the most popular boy at the school.

/orders more sweets blog.

As for him and harsh? No, he's an attention seeking, irritating little cunt who is making up for the lack of normal family life by attempting to turn b3ta into farcebook with his clan of fools.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# he looks familiar!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# He's your Dad.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# i guess all gingers look the same to me
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# PROOF
You are ginger
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Rocky Dennis from Mask!


(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Sure*
*prounounced Cher!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I SAID, DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE?
ANSWER THE QUESTION DAMMIT!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
But he is beautiful on the inside....
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Oh god
hahaha
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# no bridge or shark
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Compo it! :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# This is mad and wonderful.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Silly flash time!

Clicky to watch the pointless flash!


Audio from the Lion King
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Hahah yes!!
Woo! :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# deary me!:P
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# He's wrong, it is.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Hahaha
I love your flash things. Hard.

Edit: TJ: Monkeon's etch-a-sketch FP is at number 1 on the front page of Reddit. Blimey.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# i hope you brought protection
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# thats great
but in the still the guy on the right looks like he has flid arms
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Yes
Yes he does.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# heh lovely!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# oh, the lion king!
i totally thought it was Ren Hoёk, doing his usual maniacal laughter
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Ahahahah!
The expression at the end is fantastic.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I could watch that all day for the guys face right at the end
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# How awkward.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# meh, eat it
what's the worst that can happen?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# There'll be no more sandwich!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Righty
he may use it in the future
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# HORRORS!!!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# This
and crivvins!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# i like the look of satisfied happiness in the first panel... ahh, finally, my sandwich...
woo!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# paradox
ical!
potentially
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# So lets get this right...
In the time it took for the adverse affects of the sandwich to take effect, we are expected to believe that this simplistic looking wide eyed, non gender specific creature somehow invented a way of calling themselves in the past rather than pinning their hopes on the NHS and just ringing an ambulance. Makes sense to me :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# though
eating the sandwich may well have lead to the discovery of the Nokia 88T [T: temporal] mobile communicator, which in itself threatens the integrity of the timeline, which in turn may bring about a causality collapse of historic proportions.. which, obviously, needs to be averted.. hence the call back in time to prevent the future which results in a call back in time.. err.. yes.. collapse.. temporal.. emmental..
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# And of course each phone call would have to be quite short
dependant on how far into the future the original phone call was from to ensure that you're not engaged from talking to yourself from another possible future, which would of course mean that the engaged future could not be averted leading to the collapse of the original future, and the following of a future event that needs to be averted or why would you ring yourself? Thank God for voicemail, or we'd all be doomed
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# this is exactly why
i keep a backup copy of my mobile phone call records.. that way i'll always know when i'm available in the past or present for the future!! You know it makes sense!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# If I could phone myself in the past I would tell me to buy some teabags this morning.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# see..
this is exactly the kind of aparently non-invasive, history changing, elementary events that we need to stop before they happen, in advance!

Imagine the consequences!

Tealess, the world is safe!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I'm not sure I could survive in a world without tea.
To hell with the consequences! Where's that timephone?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# not a world
just a morning, it's for the greater good
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# "This is your last chance.
After this, there is no turning back. You don't eat the sandwich - the tea ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

You eat the sandwich - you find teabags in the cupboard and I show you how deep the teacup goes."
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# *Swallows sandwich*
The teacup is approx 4 inches deep.

A disappointing and premature ending
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:39, archived)
# true
but you have changed the future past, forever.. oh wait.. my mobile's ringing!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# pfft
you'll never run out of tea if it's that small. you need to get yerself a pint mug
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# There is no teaspoon...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)
# This could be a good practical joke
to play on the gullable. I'd find something else to eat.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Been meaning to do this for a while
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Ace!
That's fantastic :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Thanks :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# That's ace.
Is the board back? Seems....better.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Ah
Wasn't just me then:P
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# this ^
thought my internets had died
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Eh?
Whats this? What happened?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# What's this?
Going to the London Bash?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# You said you'd be meaning to do this for a while.
And by this I obviously thought you meant going to the London bash!:P
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# What London bash?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# The one in London!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# That sounds good.
I would love to go, and I shall talk to mother about it.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I'm very there. Hopefully.
as long i don't have an exam on the monday afterwards...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Well if I can find somewhere to stay (I need to be 18 to stay at RG's)
and mum agrees/compromises/supervises then I should be able to come.
But until then I shall remain bash impotent :(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Not bad, not bad at all.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# nice one!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Cheers :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Nice work!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Is that Mr Waters?
:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Yes it is!
And it will also be on May 18th - 02 Arena, London.

Tickets go on sale this Friday.





(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# tele
or strat?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# No idea :P
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Work in protest.
Here is my new work. I'd like to know what you think of it so you can give me pointers before I post another 32 images of this all very slightly identical.



Click for bigger (106KB)

As you can see, I have totally mentally visualised my work and just need to flesh it out in the style of that comic book fella you never heard of.
I'll keep you posted with updates every time I add a stroke or fart.
Tips welcome.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# *passes 42p*
Oh and get a bigger monitor! How can you be4 expected to work if the window's that size!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# haha. Please no.
of the 3 displays on my desk that was taken on the smallest of them ( 21"CRT)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Compensating huh?:P
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# NSFW!!!
you're clearly imagining drawing something very rude indeed
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Satire!
No, I mean the the other one.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# haha
you've got such a big bee in your bonnet, it should be called a hive, rather than a bonnet.

I agree with your underlying sentiments.
Edit: I made some progress for you
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Tunde Aragundade?
(ffs, board's gone all shite)

Also: I've heard of Mignola, you bloody philestine ;-)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Its not just me then.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Aye.
I think my scathing hast brought an end to it Cap'n.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I spent a good minute trying to remember why I knew that name.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Nice......Arse....
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# you deleted your upper post!


next week, Roman Duchamp's insect faecal matter
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Sorry Toast, m'love! I doubleposted by mistake.
:D Nicely remembered.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# start with an over-used meme
like Domo, or Teh Quo
then just go wild
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Do you find having the task bar at the top
just aesthetically pleasing or is there another reason for it? I always mess about with moving mine, but in the end it always stays on the bottom
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I never had a PC
until 1999
By which time I was firmly ensconced in writing for the Amiga OS. I just feel that it belongs there and I've always looked up for my toolbar options. Just personal choice that allows me to work easier.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# another ex-Amigan
I used to run a Start Bar type program on my Amiga before I went PC so I was already used to the button at the bottom left of the screen

*sigh* a shame the Amiga faded away, with the right backer it could have been so much better (and mainstream)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I've been wanting to get OS4 for a while
but the manufacturer who makes the new OS4 compliant boards has gone bankrupt. Plus I don't really have the money.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# In the days when your 4 colour
VGa PC could barely add up the number of it's own legs you had the Amiga with 4 sound voices dedicated video chip architecture and 16 million colours on screen with true multi-tasking. ( which your PC did not quite manage until windows XP )It could outperform any PC on the market whilst running at 20% of the clock speeds.
There was a RISC based Amiga planned that woiuld have been able to run MACOS WINOS and AMIGAOS. I truly think that people conspired to kill that. It would have killed off the Mac.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# yeah the Amiga when it was in it's prime was a killer computer, made PCs of the same price look like they were pocket calculators
I had an KCS PowerPC board for my Amiga, a 086 PC on a card which I used for programming college stuff
but couldn't afford to upgrade to an 060 processor & high end graphics card etc. because the bits were just too expensive and eventually moved over to the PC

I still run WinUAE on occasion for the odd game
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I spent an idiotic fortune on my gear
And I still have an A 4000 040 ( strings and the right people before you ask ) with Picasso IV Graphics card. ( actually I still have them all in the loft including an A3000, B2000 A1000 A500 A600 A500+ and A1200. As well as a geek I am a hoarder )
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Coffebreak, anyone?
'k, I changed a few things...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# No..
"funny"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# so you won't be voting for a week of these?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# It puts the "weak" in "week"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I... but... wha?
:(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Dear shuddering Jeebus with a my little pony butt plug
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# OOOh
Where can you get them
Been looking for ages
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Nooooooooo
fuck off Garfield!

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
IWANNADIEHELPME
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Stop wanting to die!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# hello lovely!
I am very very very very ill. I WANNA BE AT HOME
STUPID CHICHESTER MAKING ME DO GIGS. :(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I been told
the secret is knowing when to stop...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# this
mustn't stop!!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I don't feel strongly enough
to care either way. The ones last night made me laugh.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# i think
it gets its energy from the mod-mod-mod-thingy
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# i have fixed garfield
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I fixed him 8 years ago here
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Once more for luck...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
fantastic!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I can fix things too
That's why we have ignore keys!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# oooooooh, today
it's aggro-day!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# ANTIGRAVITY
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# wut?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# The development of British Sign Language forced Bob to consider a career change.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha
good stuff
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Wonderful.
Dylan for the deaf...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# :D aces!
Is the board going ridiculously slow for anyone else or just me?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# me too, bah
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I've just realised Bob looks very like someone I went to college with.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
that's very nicely done indeed. How are you old chap?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# cheers
I'm not too shabby. I watched your little album-pimpage video over breakfast yesterday, so now I read all your messages in your accent.

How are things with yourself?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Jolly fine, except this fucking perpetual illness that won't go away :(
I'm currently in Chichester, for I am playing a gig down here tonight. I just wish I was at home in bed really :(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I apparently have a gig at the end of april, with my band
however, despite being booked for this gig, we have lost our practice room, and there don't seem to be any others unless you know people who know people. so, we havent practiced together for some months and we may or may not be playing our first gig together in april. I'm thinking probably not, the bassist is easily scared.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Plenty of time yet.
Do you know anyone with a garage or barn with electricity?

I'm easily scared too- I think it's all bassists. Tell them it doesn't matter, they're all looking at the guitarist anyway.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# NEED DRUMS!
and with that, I part my legs and say goodbye.

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I wish everyone said goodbye like that.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Nicely!~
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Very good
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I once could sing like Bob
But chose not to
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Haha
Very nicely done!

'noon fella!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# noon sah!
the board is borked, so I'm off home. I'm also very fucking hungry. See you later.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Cross your fingers Bob !
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# o_O

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# meh
It's the bike hair, we've all had it!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Is it me, or does this post consist of nothing but three characters?
W/Y/H!!!!!!!! *clicks*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# oh, there are images that hadn't loaded ^_^
A NON-IRONIC W/Y/H FOR YOU, SIR!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Creepy vs Creepy
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# i reckon THIS caused that shake last night
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Or do things feel the same?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# What about if I used three fingers instead?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# only if you mean on each hand!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Slackasfuck.
It's like putting a cardi on.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Sod that.
It's like a walk in wardrobe!:O
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Throwin' a chipolata
Down the Dartford tunnel?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
#
Dartford Channel.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# ECHO....echo....
echo....
echo
...

Hang on. I was talking about you. Are we talking about me? Fuck off, I do my exercises. I could cut liquorice strips with my chuff.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# who is liquorice strips?
Do I know him?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Yeah I know
I've seen you CV and your employment history with Bassett's!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *sigh*
It takes all sorts!:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# And I fondly remember her saying..
"it's OK, I've had the coil fitted"
pondering not a moment for the consequences I swiftly added "By the size of your fucking fanny love you could have had carpets fitted."
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# You're a brave man.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I thought you might like this
to iron on a t-shirt.
It is a faithful rendering of me.


Click for bigger (95KB)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# :D yaaaay!
This is both woo and correct.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha
give it glasses, a crap beard and a mop of curly hair and you have a secondary one from me...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# SHEKSHEE
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I wonder if I know you very well
or if you're as predictable as I am.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I think I was described by Geoff TC as "Juvenile and completely obvious"
;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# It's lovely *hug*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Are you turning into a Dutchie?
why not just be happy with one social oddity instead of trying to be it all at once? ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# That was my best Sean Connery!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# giant sepia man falls in fountain and shouts loudly?
eh?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# yes, that's what I thought
until I realised that something else would be along in a minute, and it was best just to switch off and think of unicorns until that new thing came along ^_^
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# we would rawk at google image tagging
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# *tags*
YOU'RE IT! *GLEE*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# giant sepia reposted man that was shite the first time
falls in fountain and shouts loudly that its still shite the second time
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# in other news...
the Daily Mail at its best...

www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=519036&in_page_id=1770

"...a string of apparent hangings..."

Apparent? Is there some question as to whether the dead kids with ropes around their necks hanged? Maybe they were shot or poisoned and then the ropes were put there to make it LOOK like hangings... either way - books are being read in schools that deal with depressing subjects! BAN THIS FILTH NOW!!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ARGH INTERNETS
Haha, thats great. In DT they were asked to make a noose
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I... BUT... WHA...
"children who were asked to perform the "literary" exercise..."

WELL IT'S NOT FUCKING PRESS-UPS, IS IT LOVE?

I hate the Daily Mail so much.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I think it depends on how you read it
I for one love it, but I read it more for cheap laughs than for actual news
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# i read it
with a mixture of hilarity and dread.

Personally i find it funny, but i know there are a disturbing number of people who are influenced by it's demented ramblings. And they fucking vote!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# ^this, much.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# ninja squirrel
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# glees
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# aww snuggles
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Like they're not dangerous enough!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# It's the huge furry hydraulic stabilising third leg that worries me.
LOOK AT THAT THING, IT'S NOT RIGHT
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# WHAT? That little inoffensive thing?
Oh you mean his tail.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Touche`
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] He's gota kicker's instinct


Click for bigger (119KB)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# huzzah for Dali!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# HAHA
that's marvellous, that is.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Through the uprights
and into the nostarage !
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Bandits 2


Click for bigger (111KB)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# poo-or
very poo-or
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I happen to know you have glasses like that!
You let me borrow them.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Yes Riverghost, they-were-mine.
I-lent-them-to-you.

I thought you had sorted this out with the missus already?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Yeah
But I've had some problems getting her to exist!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Bollocks.
Next!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Excuse my silliness. Saw this picture on the bus this morning and thought of this...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# steve looks better
The other way up!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# sub-subtly
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I want a colour-change phone!
:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Like the challenge idea
missing the point of the pics :P
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# IT WAS YOU
YOU STOLE MY WIFE

YOU BASTARD :(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# uranu indeed
congratulations hexachordal, you had a trophy wife!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# she turned me gay ;(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Love child of Dwayne Dibley and a button mushroom
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Carlos Tevez
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I want a colour-change cat!
:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# it's not just colour change
it's scratch & sniff, too!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# don't feed it..
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# shave it
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# and
then fuck it!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# As I said earlier...
This made I laugh this morning

garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# roffle :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Marky Mark says
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# By jove, I seem to have spilt my tea.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Mr Kipling has buried my only child under a pile of rubble and a tree!
yes, but he does make exceedingly good cakes.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Mr Kipling has kidnapped my children and killed my wife!
no, really!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# SILENCE
here, try this. *gives lemon slice*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *sucks*
*mouth turns inward*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# *gives you a kiss*
ooh, it's like kissing a mobius strip! A big sexy mobius strip!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# hehehe! earthquakes are fun
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# With all due respect for haku's exceedingly good pun...
How many Quake pics has there been today?

/Whale/thames/Peel/Pope
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# there was an earth-moving amount of pun pics
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# It's going to be a disaster!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# haha
oh no! TEH QUO :(

(woo!)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# That reminds me of a blatant spam I heard about!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# That looks familiar...
I'm sure I agreed to something like that...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# You'll do anything when pissed!:P
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *waggles eyebrow suggestively*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# CAN I COME?
:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# With viagra you can!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# *takes that as a yes*
And can I have one of your luxury beds?

I've got my own twelve quid and everything!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# OK
I'm going to have to assign another room:P
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha
awesome, thanks dude. I shall tag myself onto the calendar ^_^
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I want the room with the sexy people
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Sorry
We don't do singles:P
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# That's ok, I know you fancy me ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# You could turn a straight man bumgay.:P
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# It hasn't happened yet, but I live in hope.
I did turn a lesbian hetero though, if that counts.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# More for us! *yay*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# come on then...
*lifts covers*
we'll have to snuggle tight though.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# It's funny cos Parfitt's head looks vaguely phallic
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# That's lovely
and looks very like a girl I work with. Well, she's not a girl, she's in her 30s but she looks about 18.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Wow, that sounds just like me
Except invert the gender and ages.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I look, depending on the person judging, my attire and my mood
anywhere from between 19 and 36, apparently.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# That's pretty wide open
the age range, I mean.

I'm usually mistaken for being quite a bit younger than I am, probably because of my sunny fucking disposition. But when they hear about the number of kids I've helped spawn, they start to figure me out for the tottering old man I'm fast becoming.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I was about to say...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I got asked for ID a couple of years ago when buying booze
I was 32 for crying out loud!

and also when buying cigs 4 years ago
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I always get the older end of the scale
mainly because I never smile and have the withered scowl who has been wracked by fear for centuries.

It doesn't help that I sound like an awful mixture of Stephen Fry and David Niven either.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# :D hahaha!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# You know you're not a proper youth
when you are talking to someone and use the word placebo in a sentence and they fail to see what a rock band has to do with anything.

That was when I was 17 as well, god it makes me depressed.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Oh Placebo were baaaaaad.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I want to capture you in a big net
and make you sing to me every night as I go to sleep.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Any particular reason?
Or are you just an insomniac?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Is that good
...or bad?

Depends how old you are to start with I suppose...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# 23.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
/jim carrey
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I still get IDed and I'm nearly 31.
TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.

They say. It loses its edge after the billionth time, though.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I got IDd for ciggies yesterday.
1. I was wearing a suit.
2. I was carrying car keys (my mum's, but shhh, I still had them)
3. DO I LOOK FUCKING 17?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# VE HAVE TO DO EET SIR
MANY APOLOGY

IS LAW
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# She told me my suit could mean I was in 6th Form.
Now, I went to 6th form just down the road from this Tesco, so I know what all the 6th forms in the area dress like. In my school it was very casual, in the adjoining lads school it was uniform with coloured shirt and in the chav school it was casual.

Never fucking suits.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# We wore suits at my sixth form
Mine hung off me like a massive tent, making me look like I was a four foot diametre mound of aggressive muscle.

Stupid body proportions, off the peg shirts still hang off me ridiculously to this day.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# You lucky lucky bugger.
I haven't been asked for ID since I was 30, in San Fransisco. While I sported a beard.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# My point exactly. Number 3, I mean.
How a bloke trundling nicely towards his mid-thirties can take being accused of being a minor as complimentary baffles me somewhat.

It happened to me once when I was buying £80 worth of food. Like. What in the name of fuck?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I usually look younger.
This month I have been looking older.
(And a bit podgier too. I must do exercising)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I had a ploughman's lunch the other day.


He wasn't very happy.

lovely as ever Mofhahahaaha
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# pfft, etc. etc.
Hello M3E! Are you well?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# dandy!~

I'm going through old Tommy Cooper jokes right now.

A man walked into the doctors,

The doctor said " I haven't seen you in a long time "

The man replied, "I know I've been ill"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I really liked Tommy Cooper.
I thought a lot of those old comedians were painfully unfunny because I don't really like 'jokes' as such. He was plain silly though and I also liked the fact that he seemed to enjoy himself so much.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# There was this one time, when he was doing a performance
and the curtain came up, and he was seated behind an organ, and there was organ music playing, and he was miming along, and people started to laugh, but then it went on for nine minutes, this really fantastic piece of organ music, and he didn't crack a smile once, he was playing it in total seriousness.

Well, after the nine minute organ solo was up, he stood up and took a bow to rapturous applause. Then he walked through the 'organ' which was actually a set of swing doors :)

I have never pissed myself more.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHHHAAH
Extremely loud yelping office-lol
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha genius!~
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# as ever,
jolly well done :) *hugs*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# The animated cars on the bridge in your profile
is fantastic.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# ooh, thank you!
Yeah, I did it in a sort of spasmic fit of creativity, and have never done anything as good ever again :/
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
TJ: Is this a b3tans work going uncredited? blog.lovecreative.com/2008/02/27/mothers-day



(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Interesting shapes . . .
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
#
'hidden' crow...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# This is ace. Completely.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# add a few filters
and it'll look like a clansoul picture.

;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Zardoz's Fish Delivery Agency
made for a couple of friends from elsewhere. I do apologise.

Cleek feer beegs.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# yay
i like this.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# LOVELY!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# David Baddiel isn't as funny as he used to be,
or maybe he is funnier. It is hard to tell...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I like fish
and I like discussion regarding flacidity.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# May I subscribe to your newsletter?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I like doors you need keys to lock on the inside
its remarkably uncommon about this part of town.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Mine has to be locked from the inside.
It is an extremely crap door installed by the previous occupant.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Of course,
if he can't beat the erectile dysfunction, she'll only want to Cuttle(fish).
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# That reminds me.
It really does.

It reminds me.

Twice if I look at it carefully.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Very nice!
It's quite Teen Girl Squad-esque, which is a very good thing indeed.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *goes wall-eyed*
The what now?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Teen Girl Squad?
It's one of the cartoons on HomestarRunner.com. It always makes me giggle, and is in a similar style, with lots of unexpected fallings.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Vroom !
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# bream?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Yeah, I spelled bad.
It's the old Bream-Brum confusion.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# orright me cocker
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Woo!
Is a breem like a bream?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

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