* I have no idea either way,and I am not going to speculate!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:09,
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frankly ridiculous pictures of himself because the ego boost he gets from the attention far outweighs him having to think about the ridicule.
I suggest he is not with th popular boys at school.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:08,
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I suggest he is not with th popular boys at school.
And lets be fair here, we are sitting on the internet looking at funny pictures all of us. I doubt there were many of us who were with the popular kids at school :)
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:12,
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I'm still the most popular boy at the school.
/orders more sweets blog.
As for him and harsh? No, he's an attention seeking, irritating little cunt who is making up for the lack of normal family life by attempting to turn b3ta into farcebook with his clan of fools.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21,
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/orders more sweets blog.
As for him and harsh? No, he's an attention seeking, irritating little cunt who is making up for the lack of normal family life by attempting to turn b3ta into farcebook with his clan of fools.
ANSWER THE QUESTION DAMMIT!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22,
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Clicky to watch the pointless flash!
Audio from the Lion King
I love your flash things. Hard.
Edit: TJ: Monkeon's etch-a-sketch FP is at number 1 on the front page of Reddit. Blimey.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:19,
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Edit: TJ: Monkeon's etch-a-sketch FP is at number 1 on the front page of Reddit. Blimey.
but in the still the guy on the right looks like he has flid arms
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:33,
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i totally thought it was Ren Hoёk, doing his usual maniacal laughter
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:44,
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woo!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:02,
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In the time it took for the adverse affects of the sandwich to take effect, we are expected to believe that this simplistic looking wide eyed, non gender specific creature somehow invented a way of calling themselves in the past rather than pinning their hopes on the NHS and just ringing an ambulance. Makes sense to me :)
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:11,
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eating the sandwich may well have lead to the discovery of the Nokia 88T [T: temporal] mobile communicator, which in itself threatens the integrity of the timeline, which in turn may bring about a causality collapse of historic proportions.. which, obviously, needs to be averted.. hence the call back in time to prevent the future which results in a call back in time.. err.. yes.. collapse.. temporal.. emmental..
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:18,
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dependant on how far into the future the original phone call was from to ensure that you're not engaged from talking to yourself from another possible future, which would of course mean that the engaged future could not be averted leading to the collapse of the original future, and the following of a future event that needs to be averted or why would you ring yourself? Thank God for voicemail, or we'd all be doomed
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:26,
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i keep a backup copy of my mobile phone call records.. that way i'll always know when i'm available in the past or present for the future!! You know it makes sense!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:31,
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this is exactly the kind of aparently non-invasive, history changing, elementary events that we need to stop before they happen, in advance!
Imagine the consequences!
Tealess, the world is safe!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:23,
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Imagine the consequences!
Tealess, the world is safe!
To hell with the consequences! Where's that timephone?
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:30,
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After this, there is no turning back. You don't eat the sandwich - the tea ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You eat the sandwich - you find teabags in the cupboard and I show you how deep the teacup goes."
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:35,
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You eat the sandwich - you find teabags in the cupboard and I show you how deep the teacup goes."
The teacup is approx 4 inches deep.
A disappointing and premature ending
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:39,
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A disappointing and premature ending
but you have changed the future past, forever.. oh wait.. my mobile's ringing!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:42,
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you'll never run out of tea if it's that small. you need to get yerself a pint mug
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:42,
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to play on the gullable. I'd find something else to eat.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:29,
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And by this I obviously thought you meant going to the London bash!:P
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:09,
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I would love to go, and I shall talk to mother about it.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:21,
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as long i don't have an exam on the monday afterwards...
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:03,
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and mum agrees/compromises/supervises then I should be able to come.
But until then I shall remain bash impotent :(
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:15,
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But until then I shall remain bash impotent :(
And it will also be on May 18th - 02 Arena, London.
Tickets go on sale this Friday.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:26,
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Tickets go on sale this Friday.
Here is my new work. I'd like to know what you think of it so you can give me pointers before I post another 32 images of this all very slightly identical.

Click for bigger (106KB)
As you can see, I have totally mentally visualised my work and just need to flesh it out in the style of that comic book fella you never heard of.
I'll keep you posted with updates every time I add a stroke or fart.
Tips welcome.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:54,
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Click for bigger (106KB)
As you can see, I have totally mentally visualised my work and just need to flesh it out in the style of that comic book fella you never heard of.
I'll keep you posted with updates every time I add a stroke or fart.
Tips welcome.
Oh and get a bigger monitor! How can you be4 expected to work if the window's that size!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:56,
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of the 3 displays on my desk that was taken on the smallest of them ( 21"CRT)
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:11,
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you're clearly imagining drawing something very rude indeed
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:56,
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(ffs, board's gone all shite)
Also: I've heard of Mignola, you bloody philestine ;-)
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:57,
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Also: I've heard of Mignola, you bloody philestine ;-)
next week, Roman Duchamp's insect faecal matter
:D Nicely remembered.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:05,
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like Domo, or Teh Quo
then just go wild
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:00,
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then just go wild
just aesthetically pleasing or is there another reason for it? I always mess about with moving mine, but in the end it always stays on the bottom
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:01,
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until 1999
By which time I was firmly ensconced in writing for the Amiga OS. I just feel that it belongs there and I've always looked up for my toolbar options. Just personal choice that allows me to work easier.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:03,
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By which time I was firmly ensconced in writing for the Amiga OS. I just feel that it belongs there and I've always looked up for my toolbar options. Just personal choice that allows me to work easier.
I used to run a Start Bar type program on my Amiga before I went PC so I was already used to the button at the bottom left of the screen
*sigh* a shame the Amiga faded away, with the right backer it could have been so much better (and mainstream)
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:16,
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*sigh* a shame the Amiga faded away, with the right backer it could have been so much better (and mainstream)
but the manufacturer who makes the new OS4 compliant boards has gone bankrupt. Plus I don't really have the money.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:20,
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VGa PC could barely add up the number of it's own legs you had the Amiga with 4 sound voices dedicated video chip architecture and 16 million colours on screen with true multi-tasking. ( which your PC did not quite manage until windows XP )It could outperform any PC on the market whilst running at 20% of the clock speeds.
There was a RISC based Amiga planned that woiuld have been able to run MACOS WINOS and AMIGAOS. I truly think that people conspired to kill that. It would have killed off the Mac.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:23,
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There was a RISC based Amiga planned that woiuld have been able to run MACOS WINOS and AMIGAOS. I truly think that people conspired to kill that. It would have killed off the Mac.
I had an KCS PowerPC board for my Amiga, a 086 PC on a card which I used for programming college stuff
but couldn't afford to upgrade to an 060 processor & high end graphics card etc. because the bits were just too expensive and eventually moved over to the PC
I still run WinUAE on occasion for the odd game
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:48,
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but couldn't afford to upgrade to an 060 processor & high end graphics card etc. because the bits were just too expensive and eventually moved over to the PC
I still run WinUAE on occasion for the odd game
And I still have an A 4000 040 ( strings and the right people before you ask ) with Picasso IV Graphics card. ( actually I still have them all in the loft including an A3000, B2000 A1000 A500 A600 A500+ and A1200. As well as a geek I am a hoarder )
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:00,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:41,
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TEehee! A cock!
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IWANNADIEHELPME
TEehee! A cock!
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(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:38,
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TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
IWANNADIEHELPME
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
TEehee! A cock!
And hello!
Also b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post124573
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:45,
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Also b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post124573
I am very very very very ill. I WANNA BE AT HOME
STUPID CHICHESTER MAKING ME DO GIGS. :(
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:52,
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STUPID CHICHESTER MAKING ME DO GIGS. :(
to care either way. The ones last night made me laugh.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:52,
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Is the board going ridiculously slow for anyone else or just me?
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:33,
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that's very nicely done indeed. How are you old chap?
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:34,
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I'm not too shabby. I watched your little album-pimpage video over breakfast yesterday, so now I read all your messages in your accent.
How are things with yourself?
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:37,
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How are things with yourself?
I'm currently in Chichester, for I am playing a gig down here tonight. I just wish I was at home in bed really :(
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:41,
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however, despite being booked for this gig, we have lost our practice room, and there don't seem to be any others unless you know people who know people. so, we havent practiced together for some months and we may or may not be playing our first gig together in april. I'm thinking probably not, the bassist is easily scared.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:46,
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Do you know anyone with a garage or barn with electricity?
I'm easily scared too- I think it's all bassists. Tell them it doesn't matter, they're all looking at the guitarist anyway.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:51,
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I'm easily scared too- I think it's all bassists. Tell them it doesn't matter, they're all looking at the guitarist anyway.
the board is borked, so I'm off home. I'm also very fucking hungry. See you later.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:48,
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W/Y/H!!!!!!!! *clicks*
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:35,
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A NON-IRONIC W/Y/H FOR YOU, SIR!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:35,
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echo....
Hang on. I was talking about you. Are we talking about me? Fuck off, I do my exercises. I could cut liquorice strips with my chuff.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:24,
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echo...
Hang on. I was talking about you. Are we talking about me? Fuck off, I do my exercises. I could cut liquorice strips with my chuff.
I've seen you CV and your employment history with Bassett's!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:28,
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"it's OK, I've had the coil fitted"
pondering not a moment for the consequences I swiftly added "By the size of your fucking fanny love you could have had carpets fitted."
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:33,
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pondering not a moment for the consequences I swiftly added "By the size of your fucking fanny love you could have had carpets fitted."
give it glasses, a crap beard and a mop of curly hair and you have a secondary one from me...
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:26,
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or if you're as predictable as I am.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:28,
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;)
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:29,
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why not just be happy with one social oddity instead of trying to be it all at once? ;)
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:30,
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until I realised that something else would be along in a minute, and it was best just to switch off and think of unicorns until that new thing came along ^_^
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:16,
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falls in fountain and shouts loudly that its still shite the second time
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:31,
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the Daily Mail at its best...
www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=519036&in_page_id=1770
"...a string of apparent hangings..."
Apparent? Is there some question as to whether the dead kids with ropes around their necks hanged? Maybe they were shot or poisoned and then the ropes were put there to make it LOOK like hangings... either way - books are being read in schools that deal with depressing subjects! BAN THIS FILTH NOW!!!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:31,
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www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=519036&in_page_id=1770
"...a string of apparent hangings..."
Apparent? Is there some question as to whether the dead kids with ropes around their necks hanged? Maybe they were shot or poisoned and then the ropes were put there to make it LOOK like hangings... either way - books are being read in schools that deal with depressing subjects! BAN THIS FILTH NOW!!!
Haha, thats great. In DT they were asked to make a noose
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:32,
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"children who were asked to perform the "literary" exercise..."
WELL IT'S NOT FUCKING PRESS-UPS, IS IT LOVE?
I hate the Daily Mail so much.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:33,
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WELL IT'S NOT FUCKING PRESS-UPS, IS IT LOVE?
I hate the Daily Mail so much.
I for one love it, but I read it more for cheap laughs than for actual news
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:36,
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with a mixture of hilarity and dread.
Personally i find it funny, but i know there are a disturbing number of people who are influenced by it's demented ramblings. And they fucking vote!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:41,
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Personally i find it funny, but i know there are a disturbing number of people who are influenced by it's demented ramblings. And they fucking vote!
LOOK AT THAT THING, IT'S NOT RIGHT
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:24,
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You let me borrow them.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:11,
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I-lent-them-to-you.
I thought you had sorted this out with the missus already?
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:12,
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I thought you had sorted this out with the missus already?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

Let's Challenge:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post124345
congratulations hexachordal, you had a trophy wife!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:10,
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This made I laugh this morning
garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:34,
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garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/
yes, but he does make exceedingly good cakes.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:03,
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no, really!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:05,
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ooh, it's like kissing a mobius strip! A big sexy mobius strip!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:16,
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How many Quake pics has there been today?
/Whale/thames/Peel/Pope
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:05,
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/Whale/thames/Peel/Pope
I'm sure I agreed to something like that...
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:02,
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And can I have one of your luxury beds?
I've got my own twelve quid and everything!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:14,
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I've got my own twelve quid and everything!
awesome, thanks dude. I shall tag myself onto the calendar ^_^
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:20,
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I did turn a lesbian hetero though, if that counts.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:37,
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*lifts covers*
we'll have to snuggle tight though.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:31,
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we'll have to snuggle tight though.
and looks very like a girl I work with. Well, she's not a girl, she's in her 30s but she looks about 18.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:48,
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Except invert the gender and ages.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:49,
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anywhere from between 19 and 36, apparently.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:50,
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the age range, I mean.
I'm usually mistaken for being quite a bit younger than I am, probably because of my sunny fucking disposition. But when they hear about the number of kids I've helped spawn, they start to figure me out for the tottering old man I'm fast becoming.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:52,
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I'm usually mistaken for being quite a bit younger than I am, probably because of my sunny fucking disposition. But when they hear about the number of kids I've helped spawn, they start to figure me out for the tottering old man I'm fast becoming.
I was 32 for crying out loud!
and also when buying cigs 4 years ago
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:04,
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and also when buying cigs 4 years ago
mainly because I never smile and have the withered scowl who has been wracked by fear for centuries.
It doesn't help that I sound like an awful mixture of Stephen Fry and David Niven either.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:53,
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It doesn't help that I sound like an awful mixture of Stephen Fry and David Niven either.
when you are talking to someone and use the word placebo in a sentence and they fail to see what a rock band has to do with anything.
That was when I was 17 as well, god it makes me depressed.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:57,
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That was when I was 17 as well, god it makes me depressed.
and make you sing to me every night as I go to sleep.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:00,
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...or bad?
Depends how old you are to start with I suppose...
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:53,
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Depends how old you are to start with I suppose...
TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.
They say. It loses its edge after the billionth time, though.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:57,
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They say. It loses its edge after the billionth time, though.
1. I was wearing a suit.
2. I was carrying car keys (my mum's, but shhh, I still had them)
3. DO I LOOK FUCKING 17?
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:58,
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2. I was carrying car keys (my mum's, but shhh, I still had them)
3. DO I LOOK FUCKING 17?
Now, I went to 6th form just down the road from this Tesco, so I know what all the 6th forms in the area dress like. In my school it was very casual, in the adjoining lads school it was uniform with coloured shirt and in the chav school it was casual.
Never fucking suits.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:01,
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Never fucking suits.
Mine hung off me like a massive tent, making me look like I was a four foot diametre mound of aggressive muscle.
Stupid body proportions, off the peg shirts still hang off me ridiculously to this day.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:10,
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Stupid body proportions, off the peg shirts still hang off me ridiculously to this day.
I haven't been asked for ID since I was 30, in San Fransisco. While I sported a beard.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:00,
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How a bloke trundling nicely towards his mid-thirties can take being accused of being a minor as complimentary baffles me somewhat.
It happened to me once when I was buying £80 worth of food. Like. What in the name of fuck?
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:01,
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It happened to me once when I was buying £80 worth of food. Like. What in the name of fuck?
This month I have been looking older.
(And a bit podgier too. I must do exercising)
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:59,
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(And a bit podgier too. I must do exercising)
He wasn't very happy.
lovely as ever Mofhahahaaha
I'm going through old Tommy Cooper jokes right now.
A man walked into the doctors,
The doctor said " I haven't seen you in a long time "
The man replied, "I know I've been ill"
I thought a lot of those old comedians were painfully unfunny because I don't really like 'jokes' as such. He was plain silly though and I also liked the fact that he seemed to enjoy himself so much.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56,
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and the curtain came up, and he was seated behind an organ, and there was organ music playing, and he was miming along, and people started to laugh, but then it went on for nine minutes, this really fantastic piece of organ music, and he didn't crack a smile once, he was playing it in total seriousness.
Well, after the nine minute organ solo was up, he stood up and took a bow to rapturous applause. Then he walked through the 'organ' which was actually a set of swing doors :)
I have never pissed myself more.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:59,
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Well, after the nine minute organ solo was up, he stood up and took a bow to rapturous applause. Then he walked through the 'organ' which was actually a set of swing doors :)
I have never pissed myself more.
Yeah, I did it in a sort of spasmic fit of creativity, and have never done anything as good ever again :/
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56,
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TJ: Is this a b3tans work going uncredited? blog.lovecreative.com/2008/02/27/mothers-day
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:54,
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or maybe he is funnier. It is hard to tell...
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:28,
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its remarkably uncommon about this part of town.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:32,
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It is an extremely crap door installed by the previous occupant.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:35,
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if he can't beat the erectile dysfunction, she'll only want to Cuttle(fish).
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:29,
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It really does.
It reminds me.
Twice if I look at it carefully.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:30,
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It reminds me.
Twice if I look at it carefully.
It's quite Teen Girl Squad-esque, which is a very good thing indeed.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:32,
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It's one of the cartoons on HomestarRunner.com. It always makes me giggle, and is in a similar style, with lots of unexpected fallings.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:35,
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