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[challenge entry] Must go, I'll leave you with this:
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Oh I want bee arm things.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I want her arse!!



(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Wouldn't suit you.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I'd wear it on my face.



(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I can imagine the wife would be dead chuffed by this.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# She doesn't know what I am typing.




(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# She might.
She might check while you're out.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Nah, She not computer savvy enough.
Although she did think I was having an affair with a b3tan!

(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Hahaha which one?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Jessie!
She found her number on my phone!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I get that a lot
Go me
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I've just signed up!
(your sig)


Any floorspace going?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# that might depend on how he decides to
wear it.
I rest my case ^^
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# See above^


(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# not even as face
wear? I'd be willing to commit a fashion faux pas and give it a go.

bah, my lack of F5 usage causes great mind pissage.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Really? I wouldn't.
Her eyebrows are getting to me.


Strange.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# wife has big black brows
which might overcome her face without her weekly at the lady fix-up shop. But being Latino and dusky it's just fucking perfect and gives me the right horn. ( still )

I don't do blonde and I don't do pasty.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Whoa there, handbags
I just meant they're a bit bulky for me.

Blonde and pasty rules.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# My eyebrows are thick and 'unfeminine'
But I love them and would really, really hate to have little thin ones.

It's also quite interesting how many women jealoused over them when I was a kid because they had to draw theirs on with a pencil
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I don't think so, you've got nice eyebrows.
I only tidy mine, I never make them thinner. I certainly don't need to, and I would hate to be like those chavs who have the appearance of having stuck apostrophes to their faces.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I think so too :)
but thank you!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# they're the right size for your features, is what makes them so nice.
Whereas hers, to my eyes anyway, look a touch oversized. But then I'm really picky about stupid things like that.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I don't think it's that they are oversized
They are just exaggerated by the fact they are so high away from her eye.

Possibly she is raising/arching her eyebrows.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# you'll have to catch her first.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# EASY.
*holds up sign 200 metres down the road saying 'ALL GIRLS WHO RIDE AROUND WITH NO STRIDES ON MUST IMMEDIATELY COME HERE FOR PRESENTS'*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Oh . . . I want one of those behind things !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Me wants bee bum woman
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Hooray!
I love the texture. ^.^
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Oooooooooooh that's a bit different.
VERY nice.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I am liking these colours..with my mind.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Cheers....

I couldn't decide. This was the other version.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# You got me scrolling like a muthafucka!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# ^This
I can't decide, either.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# First first . . .
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Abstract!
I'd love to see more like this sometime.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# That's ace :D
I just invited Kk into iSketch, do you want to join in?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# That is rather woo, Sir Mofaha
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I've grazed my knee LOL
I LIKE THIS
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# What on earth were you doing?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# ROFL I WAS ON THE MOORS
I was being quite stupid with my friend Emelye and we were hopping from rock to rock not landing on THE LAVA ZOMG

but I jumped on a rock after her and apparently my increased mass caused this small boulder to move I fell forward, DESPERATELY TRYING NOT TO LAND ON THE LAVA ZOMG, I did a pretty good effort at a SAS roll, but I bumped my knee on the gritstone

HOWEVER I SURVIVED THE LAVA ZOMG
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# You were in the woods with a girl?
Did you fumble her bumble?


YES it's an acceptable term.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# LOL NO, we were on the moors getting blown about by the wind
no I didn't fiddle her diddles
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Moors? Yorkshire ones?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Lancashire, on the cusp
Blackstone Edge

1 minutes drive from yorkshire
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Ahhhhh
you lucky bugger.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# it was very blustery today, but nice, my face feels somewhat warmer than it should but I had a nice time
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I'd have loved it.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I did a D of E gold expedition on them.
It was fucking cold and so foggy we lost the path countless times.
Lovely.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# IT IS A LOVELY PLACE.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Oh I'd go back,
but not in the middle of winter. Out tents were frozen by 9pm.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I would like
to have this as a shower curtain !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Another new style!
woo!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# this is hurting my brain
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# From a pencil drawing

She is wearing a French Maids outfit in the full-length drawing, I've only done the vectors on the head so far.

I would appreciate any feedback at this stage
How was your weekend?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# My weekend involved her, a blackboard and four pairs of wellies!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# i went hangliding with floella benjamin's niece!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# There's a picture of her
In my council office.
It was a 1980's fair.
But still they have it up.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# i was wondering what 'there' meant :)
my mum still has a framed picture of her with david bellamy
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# here with a t!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# best porno EVAR!!!!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Not really
46 more and you have half millipede porn!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# now THATS Niche porn!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
#
h
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# No
now THATS nice porn!:)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# feedback:
ace, needs more scanty french maid's uniform *bongles*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# very nice, but you come back once she's fully maided up!
I went to a juggling convention this weekend, it was rather excellent fun :D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I like that
I want to colour it in.

My weekend was ace, I ate proper italian food from a proper part italian, watched Snatch, woke up with my spine all bollocksed and went on here.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# hello
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Wotcher, monkey.
How goes it?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# i've got cold feet and melancholy
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# *puts hot laundry on feet*
Melancholy? What's up, petal?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hot laundry! :)
i think i've been drinking too much gin lately,
that plus i just finished 'extremeley loud and incredibly close' by jonathan saffran-foer, which made me weep for a spectacularly long time

and i'm tired
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Stop drinking gin.
It's no good for anyone.

*hug* It'll be ok kitten. Tis just a book.

Why don't you have an early night?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# gin is great
and i know it's just a book, but it managed to evoke feelings about my own life which affected me deeply, that, plus the fact that the author is two years younger than me and has achieved far more than i ever will

and i still don't know what to do for a job

and i'm planning to :)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# *massive hug*
Don't be down.


Ohhh, I'm shit at this. sorry. But.... if it makes you feel any better, I think you're lovely.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Cheer the fuck up kiddo!
I require, nay DEMAND more cheeryness on b3ta, too many have come down with the cunt bug.

( don't drink gin fella, not good. Have a brandy, cup your testicles and think of me. I diagnose giggles soon after )
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# you have testicular spine disorder?!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I WISH.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# *gets out bollocking device*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
Bloody hell, waiting for people to come online is.... GAH. I have no patience at the best of times, I'm a very petulant individual when made to wait.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# When I have to wait I play Counter-Strike with Pineapple.
Recommended A++++ would deal with again.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I'm going to colour it in photoshop
was planning on just using shades of grey and working into it quite a lot
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Well do have fun.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I'll try
these things are fun the first tiem you do them

'WOW! I can do this thing with a computer'

but after the 2nd or 3rd time it just starts feeling like work, however, it is still more fun that my current job, which is why I am churning out digital artwork

PORTFOLIO TIEM
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# A mate's taunting me by umming and aahhing about opening a porn shop.
He keeps saying 'if we did, you could manage it'.

I could. I fucking well bloody could. It's perfect for me.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i was going to sell porn
as a sideline, but my wife forbade it
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Spoilsport.
My wife wouldn't mind so long as I brought him freebies.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I have worked in porn
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I'm getting there, slowly but surely.
It's just taking the plunge whilst having a mortgage is fucking terrifying.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I'm still young
Trying to break free of dead-end jobs and get my teeth into something which I might actually enjoy
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# That.
All of that. I'm only 23.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# you're younger than me and you have a mortgage
that's pretty good going

I hope to God you don't live in London
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha, I couldn't afford to live on the street in London.
Buckinghamshire.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# *sharpens grooming stick*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I'm frightened of the grown up boys.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I like, butt why she so angry?
WHAT I DO NOW?!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# She looks evil.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# it's the sort of evil i could put up with, you know
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# weekend
was shit.
Dad's birthday party last night which meant entertaining old duffers at my house and working today on a 'small' job for his friend that took me all bastard day.

feedaback? 'tis nice. You might want to vary your line art stroke thickness a little more as this is an easy way to create more depth.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Point well taken
I might thin down the lines in the hair
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# argh! bride of chucky!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Twelve hour shift yesterday
Mother's day meal this afternonn.
*pops another button*

Nice pic btw
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# i was firty-six yesterday, and went and spent moneys on self accordingly
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Happy belated birthday
I was 36 only a few weeks ago!!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# i remember taunting you for being older than me :D
fanks
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# There was lots of taunting!!!
*books therapist*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# HBD !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# ta :)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Obviously I can't be bothered to attach THAT many candles...
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i am hurt by your lack of effort
tyvm :D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# So am I until August
Happy Birthday Matey :)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# ta
old git
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Fine & fine !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# is that 'fine' as in 'alright'
or 'fine' as in 'that's a fine looking woman'
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Alright . . . good looking and a fine weekend as well !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# 'ning all
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Noon!


(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# BOO!
/monkey
:D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# BONG
If only I could smoke them like I used to.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I have no idea why
but this made me laugh like a fool
Yay!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# 'ning *farts*
oooh, i'd stay back... i'm particularly stinky today
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# 'Ning!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# and mister t don't take no jibber jabber, foo
also, woo!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# *glees*
in a Milligan sorta way!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# there are holes in the sky
where the rain gets in
but the holes are small
that's why the rain is thin
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Apples be ripe, nuts be brown
Petticoats up, trousers down.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha
ilove him
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Definitely.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I have to do a Hull
Hurrah , hurrah.
To be in Potters Bar.
People come from near and far.
By bus, by train, by boat, by car.
So bring your Ma, and bring your Pa.
And come to Potters Bar.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# my favourite of his poems!
the goons were ace, weren't they?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# all of them
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# good morrow fine sir
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# orrite princess?
hows the weekend treated you?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Quite well, thanks.
Got me a spot selling comics at a convention in a month or so. ^.^

And you sir?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# hey nice one
what comics you selling? yeah i had a cracking weekend actually went to visit my best mate at her uni. coming back from York, the most picturesque city in england, to sheffield, a scene of decline and post-industrial decay was less than cheering though :s
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Ghost mit Cow = Goodness!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# i want a ghostly mittened cow now...
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Now THAT'S livin'.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Moo !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# when the nong nang ninged
did the trees go ping?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Under Lock and Key

Click for Flickr.

I went on a miniexpedition with mofaha after my guitar lesson. My teacher lives right by this old, cool, asphalt place. So that's where we went. ^.^
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# *tacklehugs*
That's a lovely photo :D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# ^.^
*gets up* Thank you.
How was your day?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# It was pretty good.
I mean, the meal was crap, but mum had fun.
I got to see Auntie Betty today, and she's pretty much my favourite aunt.
I never realised my family is so short, though. :S

Then I managed to get two courseworks finished for tomorrow ^.^

And on top of that, I have had a very very good weekend for certain reasons I need not go into ;)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Hooray!
^.^

I went to Target with my mum. She needed socks, and I got a dress. ^.^ Then I had a guitar lesson and went photo-ing with mofaha. ^.^
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Wow! :D
I hope it's a nice dress!
And good good :D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# It is.
It's pink! ^.^
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# A pink dress with blue hair?
I'm not entirely sure about that, but I'm sure you know more about it than I do!
Speaking of which, I still haven't seen your new hair.
Also: I have milks!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Hmm...
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Oh yes! Hahah I saw that earlier.
I'm being dippy today, don't worry.
I called M3 a cunt, near the middle of the thread.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Hahah
nice.
Also: I has cokeacola.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Yay :D
I was drinking coke earlier at the pub.
Seeing as we haven't played it in a while, do you fancy a game of iSketch?
www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# m s n
ffs
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# She doesn't have msn
and we couldn't talk on there even if she did.
ffs.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# your link is broken
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# ironic
if you think about it
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Hahah yes!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# No it's not.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Ninja!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# now its not you dirty ninja
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# So at least you got laid:P
The very fact that I said that makes me ashamed!!!

Kills self.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Hey Ghostie
Before you die, Is there parking at your hostel?
or would driving own to London be such a stupid idea and I should get the train?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Get the train
Oh yes
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Could well be the same train as you,
coz the Sheff to Derby train is really the Sheff to London train!!!!
And Brum as well!!!!!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# well the missus used to work in Lahndahn
so he's used to driving around there, whenever we need to be in the city we tend to park at one of a few select spots then get the tube to where we need to be.
I'd not drive through there without a REALLY fucking good reason.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# No.
You'd have to try parking out in Acton. There's none round here.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Train it is then.



(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# LIES!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# NO!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# she was only the roadmender's daughter
but she really liked her asphalt
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ...
what?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# what?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Asphalt
ass felt
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Ahh
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# *spang!*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Kin I bung in a photo I took this morning?
It's got me worried



(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# That's really cool.
Unshopped?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# unshopped!
Except for the ripple. And the arm. Etc.

:)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Hahah
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Hahah
:]
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# yay it's done

cfb 1024x768

4 color 3 block woodcut. The sky was done by taking a wire brush to a blank block, and using a blend roll from blue to transparent. The yellow is actuall a yellow blending into green, which doesn't show up that well in the scan. Then I layered on top the shadows which are a dark blueish-purple. Approx 12x9"
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Very nice- got quite a retro feel to it.
Lovely texture.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Funky.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# That's gorgeous
:D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Is this a mountain I see before me?
Yonder!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Really quite novel
well done!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Nice!
:D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# that's the only prob with being here
too much talent!
Woo!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# beautiful
Reminds me of the inside of Leicester Square Tube

The artists' name will come to me in about a days time and really annoy me
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Quite a bit of fine work !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# talented
wyh
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, dirty

and that's just penelope
Ningles all, how are we?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Hubba Hubba
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Soups!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# GalamaBoobs!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# SalamiGloops!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# We gotta gooooolden tiicket!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Let's go and molest the oompa loompas!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Damm Orange bastards
come over here, take our jobs...
bastards
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I'm guessing they're not Catholic
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# What did you get ya mother Chicago?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# She refuses to accept things for mothering sunday.
We just went out for a meal with her boyfriend and Granny & Grandad.
The food was shit and I was very bored, but she enjoyed it.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# You ARE Charlie Bucket.
:D

I went around there with chocs and a card and was rewarded with a steak MIT mooshwombs unt cheeps.

Huzzah!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I had a steak.
I asked for medium, but when I got it it was practically liquid inside. It's put me off eating steak for a while.
I stuck to a cheese and onion pasty for tea.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Well done for me.
ME NO EATY DA BLUDS!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I fucking didn't either.
I just left it.
Eugh. Disgusting.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Oh Chicago, will ye never win?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# that's a GOOD steak
you wrongster
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# NO
LIES
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I am alright, but thoroughly confused as what I'm supposed to be doing for a particular piece of work.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# o
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Ignore my frustration.
How are you?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# quite ticketyboo
thankyou v much.
What is this work of which you speak?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# A very poorly explained lab write up.
I have plenty of data, and a reference table, but no idea how to get any results from these things.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# o
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Utterly.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Arf!
back in a mo, my gf has just burned some chicken for me...
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Oooh!
She lied, that was luvverly!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
#
Some people are just born beautiful
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Hahah
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# *hugs from earlier*
i prefer her without the photoshoppery
not a fan of makeup
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Neither am I
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# But you look so CUTE with it on!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# But I love the naked feeling I get when I'm not wearing any.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Badum tish!


(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# She wasn't joking.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Don't make jokes out of my heart felt sentiments you cad!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Sorry hunny bunny.
OH I was meant to be replying to clan soul!!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# this
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# what's that stain on her tits?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# The shadow of the past.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# A ghost, signalling for help
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I hope it's her character
coming through..
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Feeling so inadequate . . .
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# BIG HAND.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Must've been some other buddy's . . .
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Maybe it's Maybellend?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Why can't she be true . . .
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Big handed women are known for their lies, and their hitching abilities.
Three days. No bullshit.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Oh Maybelline . . .

You've started back doing the things you used to do . . .
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Oh, oh-ohhhh, Maybelliiiiiiiiiine!
Why won'tcha come baaaaAAAacck, and return ma gazeboooOo-oh-oooh!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# i'm feeling great
my maths homework is ALL DONE and i feel a million times cleverer. coming up next: WINE
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# WINE AND MATHS HOMEWORK.
SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# At least he's doing it the right way round.
I got very told off for the declining state of a piece of Physics homework- I'd done part of it before the pub and the rest afterwards.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Not a bad idea.
This lab report is going nowhere as it is.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# As long as you don't put that Newtons are 'bollcks'
you should be fine.

Yes, spelling mistake intended.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I'll try my best.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# the unit of force?
i like the idea of measuring energy in bollck metres
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Jackson Bollocks


Click for bigger (328KB)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# This
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# pfft

im not sure if anyone noticed but it is bill gates. That way it has a pun
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Hahah!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# He seems strangely reluctant to get going doesn't he?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# ;D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# He is enjoying that
waaaaaaaaay to much !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Haha, I can't stop watching this.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# MIYAMOTOOOOOOOOO!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Shiggywiggywoo.
He's a brilliant man and I love him dearly, even if he does enjoy fingering plumbers anuses.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# A true genius, and a surprisingly gentle lover.
..so I've heard.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# also a clicky!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Cough it up !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# haaha
*clicks*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# is that a ctcp finger?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Sunday night...
...trying to get the Vista machine talking to the otherwise XP-dominated network is a RIGHT BASTARD.


(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# computers are cunts
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# ...has certainly been one of my passwords of late.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# aha. It is a bastard.
all user accounts on the other machines must also have a separate account on the vista machine to be able to log in to.

Edit. Also don't bother until you have installed Vista SP1 as the network file transfer glitch in the RTM version will kill your network.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Vista isn't so bad once you're used to it
But it BREAKS EVERYTHING

It's like they've just decided to fuck everything else, this is what we're going with and it's a clean slate. By itself it's a young but fairly decent OS, but it's compatible with pretty much nothing that existed before about 6 months after its launch
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# that's sort of what happened with macosx
it was a bit of a wrench
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Aye, true
This is the first time I've had a front row seat for the process though
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Tosh.
I'm using it fine woman. Your girlyness is affecting your abilities ;)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# That's entirely possible!

Not even remotely true, but possible ;)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# and why dont anim. gifs work on the photo gallery? I had to dwnload Irfanview
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Did you try turning it off and back on again?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Oh yes. Thats a regular feature of
my current pcs 'experience' (and mine for that matter)(though not necessarily in that order...)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# just set them to open with your internet brouser
simple
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I've not used XP for a long time
but was it not the same for that? I thought that gifs had to open in your browser. Mine always have.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# It did do animated gifs,
but not necessarily at the same speed as any internet browser.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Infranview is superior anyway.
Photo Gallery takes an age to start for me.

I should say though, that after nuking Vista from orbit and starting again it's been very nice to me. I had to install Launchy on my XP machine though because I kept trying to type on the start menu...
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# You know what...I'd never noticed that 0_0

/how dumb do I feel right now

That's my something new for today learneded!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I love Vista now
after a shaky start. I run Ultimate 64 bit on one machine and Ultimate 32 bit on another. The 64 bit still has too many compatibility issues to be perfect but it's getting there. SP1 has been a godsend.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I did try the SP1 RC
and it did fix lots of stuff, like the network buggery you mention above. Unfortunately it killed Hibernation and the whole machine was Proper Shafted soon after.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I'm up for anything that kills hibernation.
it is the first thing I disable on any M$ OS. Personal choice though.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Hang on . . . a techie
will be right with you . . .
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# answer
move the machine back to XP, and all will be glorious again
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I feel like i'm sat in a 1950's Morris Minor
being still on 2000
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Heh... "STILL" on 2000.
One of the machines that works a treat on the network Vista hates is Win98.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Nowt wrong with 2000
My CCTV PC ran XP out-of-the-box, right up to the point where it asked my to accept the EULA. Eject, insert Win2K CD, reboot, rebuild, result!
All PCs at home run 2000. Funnily enough all PCs at home can access each other, no problem whatsoever (whereas my mate with 2 XP laptops and an XP PC can share sod all, I even had to put a network card in his printer). They fucked around with too many things on XP (networking especially) that did NOT need fucking about with. With Vista, they've just fucked about with even more.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# The XP networking would depend very much on
running the professional version as opposed to the home version. Networking was pretty much disabled on the home version ( by design ).

I was never a fan of 2000. Initially came with too many comaptibility problems due to a lack of drivers. It was only a stopgap until XP was released and mainly was a cover up for the utter failure that was ME. 2000 server was usable but XP pro rendered it obsolete.
I'm not a fan of any OS that is no longer supported.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I am you know.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# "pffft"
:)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# wonderful!
woo
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# You're a cunt?
Congratualtions, Sir!

Perhaps b3ta needs a I am a cunt club
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# pfft.
No, Snakey is intolerant of mongeese who call him cunt.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# My club shall use a snakey who is intolerant of mongeese who call him cunt, then
I wonder what that all is in latin?

These sorts of clubs need to have lots of latin
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I must reccommend
excellent movie on 5 in 25 minutes.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0245562/
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
monomongooses!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Brace yerself Sheila
Bindun?

Feckn Aussies and their ads.


Click for bigger (113KB)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha.
i'll take the fine wine and the sheep on a bike!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# that'd be right
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Yep., count me in.
I'm sold..
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Mate! You Shearin' ??
Nah piss off and get your own girl!!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I'll be dipped !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# is that ghostie?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Good heavens!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Hi all


I quite liked this idea :)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# ITS YOU!
*bows to your stardom*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Thanks
Have a flag
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# YES!!!!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Yay!
*waves flag!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# YAY
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Woo!
*saves for later*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# the leg-end returns!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# 50th message
congrats
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# *bums*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# hello matey, how's life?
have you got supervision™ these days?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# MICTOMICTO
life is not too bad ta. I can fire lasers out of my eyes!!1

How are you? Got a job yet?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# yeah, but it's an hour's drive away
i am in emotional job-based flux
i think i'm having my midlife crisis
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# it might just be piles
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# would that it were, would that it were...
/robert robinson
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# poo poo fig tickle
/Jim Robinson
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# i'm not here right now, but please leave a message
/jim rockford
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# noobmaster!!1
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Master of the Noobs!
(to the tune of Transformers)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Causemic !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Noobtastic!!
Woo + click!
:D:D:D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# this pleases me greatly
in geeky ways
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# After a long day at the office, the dolphincopter headed home for his tea:


edit:Hiya 'board ppl
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# mmmmmmm, tuna
and good ning to you!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Hahaha excellent!
I am having grilled fish, prawns and salad for my tea.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I had a stir fry with beef, cabbage, oyster sauce and various other things.
It was great.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# i've just eaten the worst dinner ive had in ages
burnt chips and cardboard burger with buttered bread - yuk
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# sounds nice and healthy
I ruined my day of healthy eating by having 5 pints and some chocolate. Oh well.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Now you've done that,
you may as well get some chips.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# CHIPS!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# MASHED POTATO!
BEANS!
SAUSAGE!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# YES
in a pinch, mash will suffice
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# It appears
to be screwing into the sand for tea . . .
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Ah but then he'd be a
sandscrewindolphin. Wudn't he? *scratches head*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Well . . . I'll take twelvety in that case !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Coming right up sir!
Is that with or without chips?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Burger'd be fine !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# This is hypnotic.
Woo
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Needs more helipuppy
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# You should adapt him into a weapon.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# That arm scares me
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# If you're not a plane, you have nothing to fear.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Well, I'm not sure.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# What is it that scares you about it?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# did that used to take off?
or have you revamped this?
or am i going mad?
or all 3?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# ...going?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# ok valid point
:(
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Doh!
I was only trying to be humorous, damn you intarwebs, DAMN YOU!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# i know don't worry
just feeling low
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Know the feeling
*stealth hugs*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# *sends hugs down the internet*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# *tacklehugs*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# YARGH!
*falls over*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Well, from where I'm sitting, it does take off
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# did italways do that?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Yep.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# oh ok
*goes for a lay down*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Yay
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I hope his day had a Porpoise
pfft
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# O FUK
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# i've really missed you
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# This makes me glad I don't have a milk man.
Woo!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I'm lagose intolerant too.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# INTOLERANCE
will not be tolerated.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I'm lacoste intolerant
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# this
is what i thought the dog was saying
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Now I want a cow !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# hahaha
yes!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Gimme four pints
NOW!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# My milk man was a woman
i don't like milk, it turns my inside out
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Who is the Milk Man?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS!
CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS!

CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS!
CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# ssssssssssausssagessssss
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# fill yer boots!

(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE CHIPS?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I had ated 'em
:(
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# COR!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# now that is braw in so many ways!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# aye thank you
:)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# TGMTRFH
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Would you like instructions on how to make such a meal?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Ooh lovely!
but what's that liquid in the background, with something floating in it?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# pickled gerkins
not mine...
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Oh ok.
It looks vile.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# gherkins!!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# your right its not pickles!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I know it's not that relevant, but this is all I could find.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Looks like food that eats you . . .
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# i can't find my pancake stack :(
it had ice cream and jam and lemon in it :)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Perhaps you 8 it ?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# yes
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# CHIPS!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# DADDY OR CHIPS?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# ...
...chips
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# DIPS!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# CHIPPED DADDIES!
*fires up the wood chipper*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Mit feesh 'n dog . . .
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# om nom nom nom nom
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# that's my dinner
tonight, sausages, mash, yorkshires and onion gravy :D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# No need
for a trades description investigation here, I feel
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Needs more chips.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# : D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Great, now I'm shitting hungry.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# don't eat shit
it's not sensible

have chips
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# hmm now im hungry
whats for dinner?
its my birthday on thursday and i feel crappy already :(
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# *birthday SkUG hug*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# thank you
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# :3
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I get the message
but wouldn't it be more appropriate to accompany such message with a picture of chips? And maybe some words?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# CHIPS!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Have chips with that!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Daddy
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Chips you say?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Chippy Chips!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# From the makers of Three Men and a Baby

It's supposedly very impractical
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Having a wank would be a lot of fun though
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I was thinking that
but you'd probably only get charged fi' dolla every time you do
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Both your recent images
are redexing for me. Should I turn off the 'mad dutchie' filter I installed?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Yep.

I think it's photobucket though. Restaring my browser usually fixes this for me.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# YAY
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Pffft!

From last Friday:
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# if i could be arsed, i'd make 'edward scissorscissors'
but i can't
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# what about Edward Scissor Sisters
something tells me that would be utter shite though
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Oh, go on
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Nailed it !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Hahah, reminds me of this:
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I remember that one
nicely ;)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Thanks :D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Crap you hands Deppisan !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Happy Mother - Fucker's Day
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
thats fucking lovely.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Too fucking right.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Awww
Is it really mother's day over there?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# not in the US
but it is in the UK
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Alright
ours is in May, I believe
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# You are correct
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Thanks for making this,
it reminded me to call my mum.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# ...a cunt
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# She's had it coming a while.
I kneecapped her, too.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# For great justice!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# *CLICK*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# no idea why I made this
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# you have broken my brain
congrats
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Oddly, I am watching Torchwood.
No Doctor though. Shame.

But Martha (and her arse) are, so everything is right with the world.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# huspag for Martha's arse!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# the title just makes me think "touch wood"
which of course leads on to rather rudey mental images.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I am happy to have such mental images
fittest assistant ever
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# This. Thisthisthis.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Touchwood makes me think of Catweazle
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
YES!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Captain!
My new vid is in links with all the cars in. Enjoy, one and all!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Haha. You're a mental.
Time Team is on ( well technically on +1 but I was eating earlier and missed it ).
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I can only imagine what is going on in your mind.
Woo
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Sometimes there is no need to wonder why
I assume this contains hidden messages for our agents in Moscow?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Spoon fed . . .
or is it ?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Oh, the ironing!

I guess she didn't expect to win

bod I'm gored
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Haha!
Woo
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# ^This
Hello sir! :)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Yesssss!!
*click*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Baby baby baby !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# ["huh? whut? me?"
...how old is she though, looks about 12? ]
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# About right, I think
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# My first 'art' in some time, and somewhat autobiographical at that.


Click for readable.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# kill it in its annoying boring whale ass!
woo yay
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# It's only doing its job.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# its a curse! A CURSE!
it must be stopped!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# You're horrible to my fact-whale :(
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# all i am saying is he'd be the worlds most annoying roommate?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# But he only speaks when spoken to.
And he is a grand total of eight inches in length.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# well.... i suppose he can stay then
**pockets**
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# come on now.
You've beaten your penis to twice its length with a rolling pin and in your pain delirium, mistaken it for a talking whale.
You have, haven't you?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# fake no helicopter/bridge etc
woo! whaale
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Hehe
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Fact -whale is win! :D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# thats good!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)

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