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[challenge entry] Hagarfield The Horribles
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# The little smug pervy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# YES! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Brought to the point at last.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Clearblue Digital...
ftw.!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# oohhh
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# *polishes medal*
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# don't polish it too hard...
...the coating will come off.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Brian Blessed?
He's teh dreamboat.
(Kasom 'This is a normal post', Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# pff
we had these little naked buggers on a mirror in the hallway when i was a kid. i never saw the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# te point was they were clearly too young for what the comic strip was about
but 20 years ago the newspapers loved underage sex
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# young, nothing!
they had no bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# didn't stop them having children
www.tmsfeatures.com/tmsfeatures/servlet/com.featureserv.util.Download?file=20080228cplis-a-p.jpg&code=cplis
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# they stole a baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# London!!!
You signed up!
*hoorays*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# yep
i decided that i had 2 months, so i would save as much as i could. even if i can't afford to get hammered, i can still enjoy myself and meet everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Mingle carefully
and nobody will notice you're not getting a round in.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# i'm not a mingler
i stand right out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I started saving last week!
I have no clue how much the train fare alone will be!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I'll give you the sexiest handshake ever - it'll totally be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I expect it'll be horrific if I end up going from Leeds
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# If you book enough in advance
you can get a weekend return from London to Leeds and back for about £20. I assume it works the same the other way round.

If not, there's always Megabus for a quid fifty each way.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I think I'd kill myself if I was in a bus for that long.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Sounds plausible

It cost me £32.50 to Brum from Sheff the other week! But that was travelling straight
away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Ouch.
Luckily, I have a young persons railcard.
*flaunts money-saving youth*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# bah!
i have to pay full fare from liverpool!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# At least £50!
But i'll book early! (sposed to be cheaper)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I can't book until I know if I can come or not.
Oh well, I can always sell my body for some extra cash.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# i'll probably be getting a national express bus
i'm fairly sure it's cheaper than the train.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I can probably flog you a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# yay!
wait, a pint of what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# SEMEN.
Or Guinness. Or whatever you like pints of.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# cider
it makes me drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Can do, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Yay!
Best of all the drinks
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# best of all the drinks
that come in pints.
tequila, sambucca, aftershock, vodka, bacardi, these are all marvellous drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# You seem to be forgetting just about every other drink that comes in pints.
I have bad childhood cider memories.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i hate lager
mild and bitter are rank and guinness is evil. cider is light, fruity and refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Ahh love is!
I kinda fancied her!!


I WAS FIVE!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
#
that made me laugh hard
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# *Phew*
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# YES!
THIS is what i'm talking about!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# pfft
why were these once acceptable in newspapers, now it's all "BURN THE PAEDO CUNTS AND WHOEVER HAS A SIMILAR NAME - HERE AM THEIR ADDRESSSESS".

It's astounding how times have changed. I, for one, shall be resisting change, and shall be enjoying all over child porn cartoons when I wish, and if I am obstructed by law enforcement agencies, I shall be writing to my MEP.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# yeah, like who here has never been offered sweets from a stranger when they were a kid?
a stranger who has no alterior motive other than giving a kid some sweets
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# FEAR MY MASSIVE LINK
love is...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# A Last Second HAHAHAHAHA!
Before this disappears from the board...
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I will post this...
...as a warning to everyone attempting Larson mash-ups;

His lawyers are watching. And tireless. I had to make do with this facsimile recently after an email from his lawyers, who objected to my use of the original as a single hyperlinked point of reference in this article.



Normally I wouldn't mind at all when an artist seeks to protect his/her 'children', and ordinarily I wouldn't take liberties like hosting an original work myself... but Larson is a big part of Western culture and quoting Larson isn't the same as quoting other common cultural giants such as the Simpsons; often, you have to *see* the cartoon.

And there's no online archive of any kind from Larson. And his lawyers are constantly hoovering up any escapees.

Even if the only way to share Larson with others from time to time was to link to an individual cartoon on his website, I WOULD STILL WANT TO DO THIS.

In fact, I imagine I would do it quite a lot.

But I can't – and I think that sucks just a wee bit.

Rant over. Sorry to be so unfunny. Here, as an apology, is a rare glimpse into my brief 'career' as a published cartoonist:



(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Then there's hope this compo will get taken down by the web sheriff some point soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# bloomin heck
didnt you also have problems with the russian arsenal bloke as well?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# entirely different situation
but yes

also recently had a run with that git 'Guido Fawkes', who regularly lies his arse off about other people, but the moment he thinks he's been maligned in some way - *bang* - lawyers are on the case.

edit: I'd say more, but wouldn't want Rob to get a letter, too. Paul 'Guido Fawkes' Staines is such a sensitive flower.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# yes, i read about it on your site around the time things kicked off
i haven't a clue who Guido Fawkes is, any relation to firework man?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# no
just a character he's hijacked for his ongoing right-wing mission
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# maybe that was more to do with the context you were linking it from
i.e. he didn't want any association with the whole Mohammed cartoon hoo-har
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# no
the're hoovering Interwebs-wide:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Far_Side#Online
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# to a degree its understandable
who on earth would want to pay for the books/calendars/etc when its all free on the internet?

The web has denied him a massive amount of his original income. I'd be well pissed if some geeky twats stole my pension
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# my point is
that a lot of sharing that goes on can easily be avoided by channeling it through his site, but for some reason he refuses to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Newspaper comics suck.
WORDS. SATIRE. PUNCHLINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Beau Peep was always the shittest of all.
My mum used to read the Star and my dad gets the Mail. It's amazing that I've turned out to be the well balanced liberal socialist I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I SPENT AGES TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING A LITTLE SATIRICAL. THEN I TRIED HUMOUR.
BUT I CAN'T DO THOSE THINGS SO I PRESENT GARWHATFIELD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Odd.
But good.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# It's a shocking piece of surrealism which reflects the current social situation around the US election.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# OH WAIT, IT'S NOT THAT AT ALL. SORRY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I thought it highlighted well the disillusionment of today's youth with the bloodshed, physical and emotional torture caused by the war in Vietnam
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Thank God someone understood what I was going for.
It's a carefully sculpted piece of art.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] pea


you appear to have succeeded.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] 'riginal
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# indeed, thanks
It was so long ago, I couldn't remember who made the original, otherwise I would have given you a full citation.
Now...

Adapted from work by Cocodaye Miasere (approx 2007ish) www.b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Colored it. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I love the eye and hair :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Yay!
Thank you! I haven't done this eye style in a while. Also, I wish I could get my hair to do that. Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# It's the best eye style you do!
And you should have it like it was in those photos with Emily! It looked really good :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Aw thanks.
I did like it then. I want my hair longer (which is now gonna take forver) but I will probably do that when my hair's natural again.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Ok :)
I never do anything special with my hair.
I don't have the confidence for it :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Why not?
And by special, what d'you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I mean I don't do anything other than have it natural.
Well, I use mousse.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Oooh.
Hahah dude. You should straighten it, just to see how long it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I will straighten it at easter,
But I don't want to do it any time someone can see me in case it goes wrong.
I can fuck up even the simplest tasks.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# that's talent, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# It is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# No one will see you at Easter?
You know, if it goes wrong, you can always rinse your hair, and it undoes? Hahah but okay. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I do know that
but I mean if I burn it off or scar myself for life.
I really can fuck up the simplest tasks.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Ahhh
I probably shouldn't be, but I am giggling at that.

I always burn myself. It stops hurting after you've done it enough times. hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I'd then "do a Moss" and turn it back on, walk away and set the house on fire.
I can't believe I'm here talking about straightening my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Pfft
hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I will be back soon.
And we should really ditch this thread now.
I'll talk to you in a few minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# yay, I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Thank you!
^.^

How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# not bad at all thanks :)
and yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I'm alright, ta!
I had a final exam but now that's over, I'm happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# RAWR!
TJ:

Just got this on gaz:
Hi Mr Cocodaye Miasere bloke

My name's Adam Ralph and I write for Nuts magazine. I also put together the Spam page in Nuts and, with your permission, we'd love to publish your Maps effort.

Each week the best Spam wins a prize, so although we can't pay you for your work, there is a chance you could win.

If this is ok, could you please write me back giving persmission along with any credit you would like included.

If you don't want us to publish your work, please let me know and we won't.

Best

Adam Ralph
Nuts magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I read that as
'giving me persimmons'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Personally, I wouldn't.
What do you want to do?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Sell out
Im shallow
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Hahah alright
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# if you want someone to make money by publishing your image in their shoddy rag, do so
if you would rather other people didn't profit of your stuff, don't

/mr impartiality
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# ...?
www.cafepress.com/micto.231062884
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# i would say
fuck 'em, let them do their own dirty work.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# they asked to use my ladybird dogging book picture, i said yes and i don't think they ever did.
that annoys me more than them using my pictures without asking.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I can understand that
Im actually quite happy ANYONE would want to publish something I did, doesnt matter in what. If they turn round and dont do it it makes me look like a sell out with nothing to show for it
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# What's with the fingers,
the hand suggests it is palm out, the fingers not!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# They're bent over so the nails face outwards
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# They're like
curled. Like he's trying to has a dino claw. Kinda. Haven't you seen someone go all 'raw' before?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Rapitinui doesn't like raw people
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Ahh yes!
Excuse my dumbfuckery!

*rawr*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Hahah
rawr! ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Fingers are bent over towards us
in a clawing "rawr!" type movement.

And it's very nice, btw, KK. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# there
now they look less like suction cups...

woo yay etc. :)
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Hahah
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# ^.^
>. v.v <
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# yay!
needs more green :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I did that green for you.
I was gonna make his eye green, too, but I changed my mind.

Also, not brown enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# green dino is cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Yes!
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Interesting...
Your style reminds me of my ex-girlfriends.

But your's is better. lol.
(and I am sure you aren't a hell bitch like she was)...

Is that Will by the way.?? lol.x
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Hahah
thanks. ^.^

No, I'm a fluffy person.

Yes. That is Will. ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] oh dear god. make it stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# well i've got a semi-on from reading a load of george and lynns
so i reckon they're spot on :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Yes, but you're clearly a deviant.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# well, there is that i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# tis what
the internet is for...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# you say that
like it's a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Oh, not at all.
Just a comment.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# But the fact that you got a semi
doesn't proove a thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# It proves that Viagra might still work for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# hell i wish my newspaper comics had nudity...
grumble...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# You are Smug Bastard reading the financial Times
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I go away for a few weeks
and THIS is what I come back to?!

I love b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# It is, old chap
If you want something more cheerful, try the QOTW...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# But I thought this was funny!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Well, I guess it has mammaries.
even if they are Crudely Drawn Tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# hagar
always reminds me of rory mcgrath
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# but the beauty of Hagar
is that you don't have to hear his voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# rory's voice doesn't bother me
his smug fucking know-it-all-ness does.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# YOU'RE GONNA LOVE GAYSHIFT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# oh, i hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# It's the magic hours where it goes from 'crudely drawn cock'
to 'crudely inserted cock'.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Gayshift is best.
You shush.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# wilco.
I be orf to bed, anyhoo.

g'night, jon-boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# *crudely inserts cock*
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Racism lol!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] D :

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Haha!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
And on the subject of this compo but not an entry....

www.cnw.com/~josh/ayb_calvin_and_hobbes.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Haha!
Where is 4dam these days? I seem to remember him having some bloody good C&H and Peanuts strip mashups
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# this is so wrong
yet it feels so right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# "Nap's over Phill".
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I like this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# top
just ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Actually Gary Larson
is possibly the only genuinely funny cartoonist.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# he is very good indeed
but this did make me chuckle while I was making it
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick'n'dirty

(Roopy all is not what it seams, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# quick'n'dirty reply
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Now this is good!
click-ola!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hahaha SMUG!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# i love you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Class
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# bahaha
nicely done
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Nailed it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# is he eating that car?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# :)
It's the only bit of the Torygraph I read. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# FWTBT
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# whatever this is
i fucking love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Very nice again.
But it might get lost in among the cartoon strips. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Ooooh!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Oooooh
loving that lots
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# That's ace! :D
*cleeeeek*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it me,
or is doonesbury shit?



Click for bigger (135KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# it's not shit, it's just horribly pretentious
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# ARMAGEDDON!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# It's just you
and the original to this strip is much funnier
(Jezziah, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# absolutly no reason for this
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# You need a reason now?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# nope
i just thought i'd say it before someone asked
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# no reason needed :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# none involved
:D
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Delicious
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Sorry but this is outside
Who ya gonna call?

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I'd hire them:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# That's actually quite sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# LEAKBUSTERS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I hope columbia / tri-star know!!


copyright!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I just love the sitting on the khazi thing:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# hoodies have to poo too you know
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# YEs
Yes you do (do).:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# me too
it's how i get rid of my poop.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Yes! One presumes it matches up with the passenger!
"it looks like the passenger is sat on the bog lolorz"Such hilarity
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Ghost taps!
*resists*
*fails*

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Before the egg !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Some say...
the egg pop comes first
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I can understand why . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# chickeny!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha
If only there was a hope that 10% of the compo entries will be this funny
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Indeed
If only we could filter the shite.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Brilliant.
Sick as fuck, but brilliant
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Bravo
Have a click
(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] WAH-HA!HA!HA!HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Oh god..it's true..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# yep
challenges like this should be forced by law to reveal who actually voted for them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Fargield lol!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Meh.
At least it will be a good excuse to see some reposts of the adventures of Rob Manuel.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# what the hell was the original joke?
"I've put acid in both our glasses of water" ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# "Isn't nitrous oxide a green asphyxiant?"
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# WAH-HA! HA! HA!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
How rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Nice
.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(allergic to curry, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] real cats are funnier than cartoon ones!
([email protected], Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Is that Zach Braff?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I think it's
Christian O Connell.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# yay
([email protected], Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# *mawkish voiceovers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hahahah yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I made this to take the piss out of someone


but I'm buggered if I can remember who or why. Trust me though - it was hilarious at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Pffft.
Bit big though.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# How odd, it said 52k just now whenI was doing a save for web in photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# the faq says around 50k
Anything under 75's fine shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I've fixed it anyway
but yes, I agree. It's on b3ta hosting and they decide when they want to do a cfb.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Yeah I 'spose
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# this is at least ten times funnier than dilbert
and it's still not funny :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# That's the trouble with cartoon strips
there's so much scope to make them funnier without actually making them funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# the real challenge with dilbert
would be to make it less funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# You've pulled
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Ah I see what you've done there.
You've made it less funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Hahah you bastard :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Judging by some of the others
I thought that was the point...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
I plan on some research into the masters before attempting any of these:
sirspamdalot.livejournal.com/23445.html
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# That's genius. I especially like the bathroom "You said that you would say that" one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# awesome!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# i got this on a birthday card once
except it said gifted instead of blind, and it was in colour..........


how is it supposed to be funnier?
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

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