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# Good nings to you all.

Edit: Cheers to all wishing me a good one. I always seem to get slightly depressed on birthdays...probably the feeling that another year has gone by...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I don't think that's entirely fair!
We have no proof it's your birthday:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Am I really that untrustworthy?*


*yes
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# is it your burfday/
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# You tell me
SkUG old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# now it is
Rah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Ther must be beer!
And bawwoons!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Congratulations!
Many happy returns and so forth.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Happy smurfday sir!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Happy Candleday!
less of the 'talentless', I might add
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Happy older day


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# OK for real !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# ah, but it am not him b3taday
it am him realbirfmday!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Tanx hex . . .
me goofied . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY
you smashing chap
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Dammit, posted too late :)

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7284697.stm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Haha!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# ba-dum
*TISH*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# one extra pillow for that fuckers face!!


STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Aye, they let her out.
Where's that young male nurse that hates old people when you need him, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# negotiating a contract with the sun, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Ah yes, maybe his own underwear line.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# She's the only person I feel that strongly about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hahah!
GOOD MROING MOFOFOHAHAOHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I thought she'd died then!
What a loss that would be!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Oooh.
Little bit of politics...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# yes, she's not for turning
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# hahahah
that's actually too perfect :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I said it before and I'll say it again.
I like that a lot of people have a bunch of Maggie animations. THEY WAIT. THEY WILL HAVE THEIR TIME IN THE SUN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# the ladies
not for turning, but how about tipping?
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# NOT a compo entry..

..but in the spirit of one *awaits flames*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
ARRRGH!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# morning yiffness!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# You normally wake up with a yiffy do you?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# you take that back right now!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I'll give you a yiffy
right up the wrong'un, before you even WAKE UP, my lad.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# O.O'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# What?
Like a yiffy bobbit?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I have never woke up next to anyone dressed up as an animal


.....

I think
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# what about waking up naked
in a field

barely able to make out the road sign, "Murmansk 50Km"

and with a very sore arse?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I woke up with no trousers on in a tent that wasn't mine once.
And nobody else was there. I just put my trousers back on and went back to my tent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Now that's what I call an "in tents" experience
hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaahha

ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You're going over my knee for that one, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Ooo
You and your problem solving skills!:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I know, I'm like Miss fucking Marple.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# you could have lost your trousers there, well done on getting them back
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# that reminds me of the time I woke up in Danang

crawling through the paddy fields with a chicken super glued on my cock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# maybe the chicken wanted a passport?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Although once you did wake up with the band
The Animals!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I don't like to talk about that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Is a yiffy
a stiffy you daren't touch because of the severity of your hangover? I often have those..
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# No hangover could be that bad:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeuw she poo'd herself and didn't notice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I was hoping that that was her
tail
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# at least 2 metres of long stringy poo
that can't be good
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Whale shite
Hello discomeats - I'm very happy to see you on b3ta again
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hello dixon, I'm very happy to see you on b3ta again also
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Fits the compo brief as far as I'm concerned
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# pffft!
you could possibly compo it...
;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# 'Ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# 'high fives'
howzayou?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Not bad :D
Just been shooting some blokes in Half-Life.
How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# won a tenner in poker last night (cor, high stakes)
and now I am eating muffins covered in jams.
Haven't played half life for yonks, I'm fairly crap when it comes to computer games, mind
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Where do you play poker?
Pacific?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# mates gaff around the corner :D
there were only 5 of us putting in a fiver each, first place gets 15, second gets 10
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# ah, actual poker.
I mainly play online, sad fuck that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I do that
but have lost far too much doing so. Blackjack is good for gradually building up winnings I've found
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Yes, I like it for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# there is nothing wrong with playing online poker :)
or indeed, poker for real.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Excellent.
I'm not too bad- my mate Ian is absolutely brilliant though, he's just got the touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I'm ok in online poker, but much much better in a real game
have won a modest amount through past 'proper' games, and do ok in the online versions. Certainly haven't lost more than I've won at any rate. These days, it's my only vice

I mainly stick to practising on the facebook version these days, it's all facebook is good for
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I can't even imagine what it's like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# hehe, I have done a few overseas trips with mates in the past,
solely for poker in casinos and suchlike. Only long weekends and stuff, but all good fun.

Sadly, haven't done one for AGES :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Well I'm playing HL-2
It's good *thumbs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Another reason to go vom'

Sorry for the blurriness
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# hahaa
great :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# lol!
very good
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Sellafield Bunnies - 3 for a fiver


Click for bigger (30KB)
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hahah
like these
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# awww!
I bet if you rub them they glow!

edit: incidentally, not taking the piss, these would make fine plushies :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Muhaha
If i make a fortune selling them, i'll send you a free one (instead of a percentage of the profits :P)
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# yay!
that's sticking it to me!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# these are lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# *boobparps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Morning my lovely man!
*snuggle*

I am wearing a towel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# a moist towelette?
I'm wearing clothes and drinking coffee. This afternoon I shall be making papermache things with friends.

Anyone have any suggestions on what I should make? I have been forbidden from making a cdc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# A mask like a Venitian Carnival one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Make the fear
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# ^this
i rescind my suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# robot
terrifying robot
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# HEY EVERYONE HERE IS THE SECRET TO A HAPPY BOARD:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# now draw lines connecting them to each other
or pointy arrows

I likes pointy arrows :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# YOU POINT AT THE SCREEN NOW.
DO IT JUST FUCKING DO IT LIKE YOU WOULD IF I WASN'T TELLING YOU TO DO IT DO IT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# FUCKING POINTS AT THE MOTHERFUCKING SCREEN
I WILL SIT ON A TRAIN WITH A LAPTOP AND THIS ON THE SCREEN. I WILL SHOUT AT MY MOBILE "YEAH I'M LOOKING AT THE GRAPHICS NOW BRIAN! IT'S FUCKING TOP FUCKING NOTCH" REPEATEDLY.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Don't talk to me like it's a bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# it's my dream
to look at something on a laptop on a train

and tell my work colleague brian about how fucking great it is over the mobile

over my very expensive company mobile that all you other train users don't have, because they are crap! and their company is too crap to reward success because it never has any and therefore they only get little base model crackberries, hah! I pity them, because my phone is made of solid gold diamonds by blind tibetan monks.

sorry, what was the question?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# bugger, looks rubbish now...
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# hah
let's see you stop the caps of dr dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# or one without text


after a few months on b3ta, i've started to feel the need to boss people around a little :p
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# oh really?
*unzips*

*spluffs*

HAHA!

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# PINKYSHIFT FTW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# OH GODDAMMIT, NOW I HAVE TO STAY UP, JUST SO I CAN SHUT YOU UP.
THERE IS NO CAPS LOCK ON THIS SITE.

MY PINKIES ARE TOUGHER THAN YOUR THIGHS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# CHALLENGE ME ON THIS SO I CAN PROVE MY POINT.
GODDAMMIT, MY PINKIE COULD PIERCE YOUR THORACIC CAVITY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# care to explain
psych
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# YOU DRAW YOUR OWN FUCKING CONCLUSIONS.
WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# this is negative controlling right?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
TELL ME WHAT I JUST SAID BEFORE I SLUT YOUR HOLE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# is that ummm, negative adapted?
either way i'm growing my hair and turning gay
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# No, go on and do that.
See if it's an issue with that girl you like. See if she'll be cool with that. If she talks to you more because you're gay that must mean she's interested.

I hope you're happy with that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Positive nurturing
Ok ok, i'm not rly gay, the long hair stays tho.

I love and respect you fair parent
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# LET'S GO GET SOME ICE CREAM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# yayayayayaayayaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# FUCK ME
(__, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I like that song you posted on links.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU'RE LIKE NEWTON OR SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# NEWTON DON'T GOT SHIT ON ME.
I POST THINGS ON B3TA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# NEWTON INVENTED B3TA YOU UNGRATEFUL SHIT
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# YOU'RE LIKE NU-NEWTON.
NEWTON 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# NEWTON 8.9, MOTHERFUCKERS.
EVERY AWESOME HAS AN OPPOSITE YET EQUALLY AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# What happens when AWESOME and AWESOME collide?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# THE AWEPOCALYPSE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# that would be, COOL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# THE KITTEN SCENARIO.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Now I have a vision of the Helvetica Scenario
except with faceless kittens.

;~;
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *sirens*
*looks blankly into camera*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I've been swimming by Sellafield!
Could explain a lot.
Also woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# buys tentyfive :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# nice
rabbits win everywhere and they taste nice too.
i wonder what would happen if someone ate one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Mutations
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Your bunnies are lovely
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# oh but i do love these bunnies
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] At the Winehouse Residence,
After an evening at the club.

(chippy time travel agents, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# looks like you've cracked it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Sorry, had too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# cracked it again!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# much better!
:)
(chippy time travel agents, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# No job vacant they say
slavelabour
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# here's your chance
answer this simple question:
Are you
A) Politely trying to start a nice friendly bandwagon
or
B) Trolling and trying to annoy people.

If A, please explain who the person is and supply the PSD file so that everyone else can happily join in.
And as a bonus, you can save yourself from further abuse and enemy making that these posts have clearly been achieving.

No answer also equals B.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I hope you're not trying to achieve anything with this post.
If you are, you should look at your communication style and think about how you'd react to it if the tables were turned.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I think it would work better if it were read out by KOMPLEX.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# here we go again


I've been sticking up for him on the off chance that this is anything but trolling, pointing out the hypochritical nature of the board (how this is no different to some memes but also that people who's work I've liked have been banned for similar) and now giving him this perfect opportunity to prove the people who have simply been saying fuck off wrong.
If that is being arsey to the bloke, then yes, I am being arsey.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I've harshed out a bunch of other people since the last time we spoke.
Hope you don't think this is personal. I'm just addressing bad behaviour.

I like a lot of your stuff and I think you are a great person to have on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I don't see what I've done here
other than offer him the opportunity to say if he's trolling or not. It's not like I've said are you A a wanker or B a twat.
If someone pointed out that my posts were being taken the wrong way and gave me the chance to say, yes, I'm a fluffy person just trying to fit in, I think I would react positively to it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S TEARING US APART?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# All hug?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# ok, but no cocks this time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Prude
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# blender is quite good :)
but it'll take a bit of getting used to

using the tut's here

en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Blender_3D:_Noob_to_Pro
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# bah, spoil the only fun some folk get why don't you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I'm pointing it out and you're being nothing but defensive,
I'm offering you the same type of polite feedback that you're offering others. I do it to make a point.

Here we are, years later and you still haven't got it. I'm getting frustrated, and a bit rude. I try to explain why I'm getting frustrated and you start acting like a victim.

We're not talking about this one thread, we're talking about a long history. We'd be best friends if you just fixed it up a little.

I mean that. We share a lot of personality traits. We can be great friends. I'll take it on board if you tell me that you don't like to be spoken to in a certain way and I hope that you will too.

LET'S BE FRIENDS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I'm being defensive because I'm not an aggressive person
but lets not row in public eh, I'll gaz you.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Yes, please not in front of the children.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I also think tiberiusgracchus is being very trollish
by not answering people and going on and on about this person not having a job.
which to be honest is really fucking dull.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# ^this
And greyscaling something doesn't make it fit in a black and white image!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# bugger, why wasn't i told
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Didn't you get the memo?
I left it on your squid.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I intercepted the squid
I may have shallow fried it in a ginger tempura and served it with lime wedges sorry
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# It would have been the way he wanted to go.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# aye
aye
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Sure, but if you were trolling, what would you say to that post?
OH NO IF I DON'T REPLY THEY'LL THINK I'M TROLLING

It just galvanises their stance.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I would have set up the characters backstory before unleashing meme hell on you all!!

thus I wouldn't have to be asked over and over

who he was...
why he's in these places
and why he doesn't have a job

I bid you good day! :)


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# ahhh, but that's not what I was doing
I was clearing it up for others who are annoyed because they don't know if he is for sure and are just starting to shout at each other arguing whether he is or not.
If a troll is trolling I couldn't give a monkeys what he thinks, its the innocent bystanders I care for.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Oh god, now I have to send you another gaz which I just don't have the energy for right now.
Really though, stop being so fucking defensive. Even if you don't want to be agressive, you don't have to defend everything to assert yourself.

We all respect you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# THer is option C
He's a PA company who's been employed by the chappy. I see your ignore works as well as mine:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Seems pointless Toasty
www.b3ta.com/board/8150082
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I like you, tiberiusgracchus.
You post funny things sometimes.

What is this thing you are posting right now?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# He'll never tell you.
It's the mystery of tiberiusgracchus.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Ris?
Are you unemployed and taking the mick out of youself?
do you want to start a bandwagon?
are you trolling?
please tell
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# the original image isn't even original
but a man dressed up in fancy dress. Thus FAIL.
(chippy time travel agents, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# i see
he does fail then
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# when are you going to get angry at the board again?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Is this what is happening?
I hate watching people get all upset with the internet.

EXCEPT YOU STUPID MAGIC DONKEY FUCKING COCKMONSTER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# IT'S TOO BROWN
I DON'T LIKE THE FONT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# GAME OVER!
yay!

but when I get pissed off I just go do something else

like killin!

can't beat a spot of killin'!

that's what my old pa used to say

before all the KILLIN'!

*drools a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I HOPE YOU TALK ABOUT THE NINTENDOGAMES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# lol!
I talks about the killin'!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# PLEASE DON'T KILL ANYMORE, DISCOMEATS.
DO IT FOR ME, GRONKPAN.

SINCERELY,

GRONKPAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# *loads up bessie*
BUT THERE'S A WHOLE COACHLOAD OF KILLIN' TO DO AND IT'S COMING TO THE DINER RIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Pratchett....
...Interesting Times?
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# either I channel or I don't have one original idea
that makes me want to do killin'
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# some Flap is needed
Happy Internets!
(chippy time travel agents, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# flap=killin'
KILLIN'

lots of killin'
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Ok
Photobucket

It's just trolling, he's made no defense of what he's doing so is clearly just laughing at us for making a big deal out of it, let's just roast some peas and get on with life rather than worrying about this boring twaddle.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Pea1
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# silly nazi!
if you went to court it means that they didn't think you mattered enough for project paperclip!

haha! what a silly nazi!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# had to wiki that
v interesting

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_paperclip
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# nurnberg trials were a bit of a.. *cough*marketing exercise*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# p-roast you say?
coming right up:

]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# that's a bean steam
surely
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# [heheh...
..can to tell what it actually is?
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Is it some toffee being buffeted by an arctic gale?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# no
i honestly can't say that i know
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# [It's a match head igniting...
and it's also SCIENCE!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# your bottom undergoing laser haemmoroidectomy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# do something else you boring git
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# pffttt.....
is this Ivan Skivesoffski - the world bludging record holder?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# After a series of miner strikes........
(Noah Vale, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I bet they fucking stank, too.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# It has begun
www.b3ta.com/board/8150155
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
#
(1.618..., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# A little ahead of schedule
she's left hospital now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I really like how there are so many people with a little animation up their sleeve.
Waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# and you know that it'll be turned in to the Image Challeneg as well
the week that it happens
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# B3ta image challenge:
so people can repost what they posted the week before.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# If Beadle didn't make it I don't think Maggie will.
I could be wrong, but if that happens it will be worse than mother theresa vs princess diana.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# A terrific career cut short
Let's have a small hand for Jeremy Beadle!
(Noah Vale, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# But we had fucking PYLONS instead!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I maded you all a pikture


Coz I luv you
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Thank you for this lovely picture.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# The lights are out in the nearby building, we can see this through the glass above the door.
Nobody can hear the saxophone.

This is a good time to try and make fart noises through your saxophone.

DO NOT RELEASE THE SPIT VALVE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Can you hear it now?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Dun-DUN!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Mind if I join in?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *CLANG*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# this pic is much woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# SAXOMOPHOOOOOONE
SAX OH MOH FOOOOOOOONE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Haha!
That's one of my favouritest Homer moments =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# ^This
I also like "Obomoboe? Viomolin? SAXAMOPHONE!"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Inspired by a conversation in the pub last night
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
this made me laugh a little inside.

have a click!

*offers click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ooooh, eeeeevil
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)
# sounds like my girlfriend(x?)
the bitch ;D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# *giggles*
*click*

I would have put "hurting" in really little letters, but that's just me.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha, that's DAAARKKKK
*click*

Also, the artwork for Friz' EP is finished and LINKED BECAUSE IT'S A BIG FILE
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# THIS PICTURE IS NICE IT IS A NICEPICTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Is that a ruler stuck onto a giant green bean?
Also: I bought a lion bar, half of it broke off and fell on the pavement. But I still ated it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I hope you complied with the 5 second rule.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Well it had just rained
and I class something which is wet as clean.

*goes back to stalking hexy*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# If you ever need anything cleaned,
give me a ring and I'll come and piss on it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# For fuck's sake
Why the hell would I do that?

I can piss myself you know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Eat stuff with your own piss on?
Gross.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Nice!
In a dark way!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# HERE IS AN ABUSER.
LADIES: DO NOT ENABLE SUCH ABUSE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *sniffs*
Awww!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# It's not really a job
just standing here..
RoyalGuard kopie
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# who is this fine, upstanding gent?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)
# It's a troll that keeps posting crap on the board:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# So what exactly is the difference between this and, say, the Henry bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Ther'es only one person doing it.:P
And it's post after post after post after post!

EDIT: Anyone know any good flash tutorials?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)
# The last one was an hour and a half ago
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# the easy way to tell if it's a genuine, fun attempt at a bandwagon
or just trolling is to go back to his previous posts and read how many times he's replied to people saying "sorry, I didn't mean to annoy anyone, I was just trying to start a new bandwagon"

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I expect it also has a lot to do with how well known and popular you are on here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Let's use noobmaster as an example.
His was a funny picture and as such went a long way. It might not have been an actual picture of the user named noobmaster, but it was still fun.

If one person is saying "please give shit to this person", no matter how subtle they are about it, it's a bad thing. This includes giving shit to the visual manifestation of noobmaster, but hey.

I hope this clears things up for you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hmmm
true, however this many posts; surely just straight trollage.

If he'd done one or two and handed over the source and the next was from someone else then fairplay.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I'm not supporting what he's doing in anyway,
I just think this place quite often seems to have double standards.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# this is true
i'm sure we've all experienced that in our early days but this dude should know better, unless it's some other twerp messing with his account
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# it has, massively
but then, that's human nature for you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Speak for yourself, mortal.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# but if other people join in
then it IS a bandwagon.

Seriously, there isn't a huge difference between this and people shopping the same B3takit images in to things.

I'm not saying this is anything other than trolling though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I use lynda.com
Ok, you have to pay, but I just sign up for a month and D/L all the vids I need and watch them at my leisure.

Not that they do me any good at all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# They're pretty good
a mate gave 'em to me for free. Don't know if they're on Pirate Bay or something
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# ..
www.mininova.org/tor/997321
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# yes,
me. What do you want to know?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Oh, I see,
Everything.

Nope, sorry. Try the help files, they have some nice tuts in them.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Basic really
The only animation is walking with no legs visible.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# there are some basic tutorial files in your flash program folder
the explanations are in the Flash help under "Flash Tutorials"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# 'spazzes back over board'
aaaaah, gotcha

'edit' 54 people? Bloody 'ell, you going to have enough room?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)
# it's going to be AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Yep!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I heard some talk of an emergency tent for us late confirmers
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# highlight cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# HIGHLIGHT CATARACTS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Dirty Feckin cow
1 nil to me bitch
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# TRACT CATARACTS?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Hello
Gay(er) Morrissey.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# *glees*
I want a bawwoon one of those on a string!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# *spins*
Woo!
does he burn if he touches himself?
:|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Ask Proj, he's the inventor, I was just inspired by his creation to 3d it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I have just noticed it
very nice job though
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# yes
but it still makes you want to go out and buy balloons
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Woo!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# awesome!!!!

I want to do this with my 'things' but don't know how :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Levers and pullies!
innit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)
# don't forget the cables
most important
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# This is ace,
What 3d software did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)
# He uses Adobe Toats edition twelfty.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I think toasty
is mainly a fan of 3DS Max, but he has other tools given him by Beelzebub after a certain deal for his soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# lovely lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)
# That is lovely
he just can't stop floating can he?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# i has been vectoring flowers

click for bigger
and then swamping them in filters
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Ooh lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Perttey flowwa!
Sorry minor TJ. I've finally given in, I've got Flash. Can anyone recommend some good tutorials?
No I haven't googled it, I thought peeps here would know what ones were good.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Do the built-in tutorials first,
then... hmm. FlashKit is usually a good place to start.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# you have been doing good things
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# SWEET!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Well he's just lovely. I think I've got his dog.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# eeep
how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Like the eternal torment of hell
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# good
other obligatory canine post:

Why am i looking at satan's dog?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Presumably you have nothing better to do with your weekend
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ouch
painful and accurate

I still have lurgies and am job hunting, do have band practice tomorrow but otherwise i'm a full time b3tan at the moment :-(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# It wasn't meant to be offensive.
In a way, I'm far worse for still being here despite having things to do.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# hehehe
go on get out there it's a lovely day..... nah fuck it.

Shop shit, post it, waffle on, repeat
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Mine's a straight choice between pissing about on here,
or writing up an experiment. I suppose I can at least churn out some pretty looking graphs.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)
# hooray for graphs
fire up excel baby

do 40 mins work, 5 minutes make tea 5 minutes b3ta repeat
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Unfortunately, it's working the other way round.
5 minutes work, 40 minutes b3ta.
I'm combining the two now by drawing the set-up in photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# How adorable. Have a re-worked pea from the wee hours.


Click for bigger (97KB)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahaah
that's awesome shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
# shoppage?
This was a DIY project.

Think I might stick in some legs and a tail..?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)
# yes to the tail
no to the legs.

/personal opinion blog

is there any other kind of blog?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)
# maybe some tiny paws
protruding from underneath the glob..?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)
# DIY project? To make your cat more runny?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha!! MOW MOW!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
# sometimes you just don't get to the vets quick enough..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# woo!
This is a masterclass in how picking the right starting image can lead to people thinking you're a lot cleverer than you actually are ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I should act all haughty and offended...
but unfortunately you're right.. :)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)
# What was the original?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)
# this
www.davidshrigley.com/sculpture_htmps/cat_basket.html
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Ah, well yours is still great.
I always struggle with applying textures to things.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# i was wondering how you'd managed that!
you should email that to him, shrigley is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)
# perhaps
when it's finished.

I hope he won't be offended, I do like his work... and maybe I've helped introduce it to a few people!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Bah, we all guessed anyway.
It's the result that counts, and I shall click it just for that!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# thankyouverymuch :)
Did you guess it based on the quality of my other work? hehe..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I can't remember the quality of your other work,
I'm not sure what made me guess, but I was right anyway! :)
But nevertheless, it's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)
# The fact that you can't remember any of it
tells you all you need to know.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# that's weird on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
# which is to say
i like it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# on a stick?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# The moon?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)
# nice
fuckin nice
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)
# cheers :)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Hahah that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)
# That is fantastic!
(allergic to curry, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Shitting fuck
that made snot come out of my nose.

Fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)
# jesus!!
this is giving me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# that is very impressive!
one lardy pussy
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# haha
i love that
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# he's a fine diabolic!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)
# :D
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Yay!
And it floats!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# And so happy as well
I am liking
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] warning: slow server hosting ahead
(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Was it a signed copy though?

*wonders if it would be worth money one day*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)
# hahahah
nice
(monkeybot, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# oh, hell yes.
 
OR POSSIBLY, A NICE TASTEFUL T-SHIRT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# LOLKorea
Friend took this in South Korea.



Click for bigger (122KB)
(xemetery, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] rediscovered
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# mohammed and the goose?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# if you like
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# [prepare for the death threats ;?0
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# prepared :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# [anothe classic sign...
..that geese are evil!

/ning sir!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)
# "Oh, and on your right hand."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Thanks - Its been ages since I've seen that!

I collected the badges - Got really pissed off when they stopped sending them just before I got the last one...

Maybe this should have been in the nerdy QOTW?
(micromassive Saw the Fnord on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ology innit.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# People will always need plates
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Yay
broom fisting:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# :D
Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# prostate moping!
sounds fun to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

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