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# ol skool
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:32, archived)
# I'LL SAY SHE DOES.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:37, archived)
# it's the heat my brain is melting!
this was half an hour ago in the car




story here
www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23355435-29277,00.html
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:44, archived)
# EGAD
 
not fit for man nor beast!
Last time I was in Melbourne it was forty-two degrees - but that night the storm came by and temperatures dropped to rather more sensible ranges.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:45, archived)
# whenever i think of australia
i think of great big gaping holes.

sound familiar?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:46, archived)
# you've met my ex then?
.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:56, archived)
# mmm
walnut
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:56, archived)
# *moshes*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:45, archived)
# she cannot lie, motherfucker.
'night, all.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:48, archived)
# yeah, I'm off too.
 
THERE ARE SEVERAL COLD, COLD BEERS I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:54, archived)
# Cya both l8rs
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 7:05, archived)
# EVERYONE DOES!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 7:07, archived)
# i dun did a vector of Tanya Chalkin's famous "kiss" picture...


cuz i think it ams purty. also, my brain is switcheded off for teh night, so languidg skillz are non-happenin! oh noez!

pritti wallpapir lives here...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:41, archived)
# take back the night, sister.
 
ALSO THAT IS A GOODPICTURE
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:41, archived)
# i want the poster because i think it is a lullyfull picture...
but i think it would bring up too many...questions...that i'm not ready to deal with.

also, HI, YOU!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:43, archived)
# Get the poster.
 
You want it, get it.
Fuck other people's assinine insinuations.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:46, archived)
# yeah...funny thing that...
i've been living with my parents...going to school again and whatnot...
i don't get more than 5 hours a week at work right now... which = no monies
so i kinda need to stay on their good side...haven't come out to my family yet.

but someday it will be mine...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)
# oh well, in your own time.
 
I had aggravatingly liberal parents (in some respects).
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:51, archived)
# i wish i did...they claim to be
but my dad is a gun-toting, george bush loving, super-conservative
religious racist republican...

and my mom is physically incapable of saying the word "gay."
she does this annoying wrist-flappy thing instead.

wheeeeeeeee.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:55, archived)
# consider the possibility that you will do them a world of good when you do come out.
sometimes people just need to be exposed to that dreaded 'other' before they can accept it.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# yeah...unfortunately, my parents are the type
who rather than rethinking their views on "teh gays"
will rethink their views on me.

i've always known i'd have to cut myself off from them eventually...
that is why i am waiting to tell them though.

emotionally 100% ready to tell them right now...financially...
...not so much...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:05, archived)
# well, do it when you're ready.
just don't delay forever - even people we have little in common with or dislike or care for despite some qualities deserve to appraise us as we are, not as we pretend to be.

my dad was cool with me being queer (he had no opinion on hetero couples, for that matter), my mother vacillates on it (as she does on everything). my ex's parents were terrific - i was their son's partner, no different than the hetero kids' partners.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:10, archived)
# huh
and here I thought I was the only gay in the village, strange thing with my parents really, I've told them, they just don't seem to believe me, ah well I'll be living with my partner by this summer, so who needs em.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 7:18, archived)
# commit mass murder
then when you're in prison you can say to your mum and dad through the glass window, "I'm gay," and it'll seem paltry by comparison. they might not even notice
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:01, archived)
# heh...
sad part is, you are the second person to suggest this to me! lol
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:06, archived)
# i think it's a natural conclusion to come to for budding alcoholics like myself
*beams*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:08, archived)
# i tried that.
the mass murder part, anyway. the rest just seemed like overkill.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:11, archived)
# fucking hell! how much is a Greyhound to San Fran?!
 
also I was remembering this while I was out having a smoke:
www.tv.com/the-sarah-silverman-program/muffin-man/episode/974396/recap.html

damn, that was a piss-funny show.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
# i'm not sure which is more odd
watching the show, or reading a text recap of it.


have you been keeping up with her staged humiliation of Jimmy Kimmel?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:05, archived)
# last I saw was "I'd Fuck Matt Damon".
 
which gave me a little more respect for MATT DAY-MON, to be honest.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:08, archived)
# maaaat damon
actually, it took a turn for the worse:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGa29kPBbp4
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)
# oh yeah, that graced our TV 'news' briefly.
 
WHAT SHITE, I SAID TO MYSELF
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:19, archived)
# yeah, i think sarah won that one.
i'm taking the whole thing for what it is, a silly joke between celebrity friends; i wince at the slightest hint of tabloid shite, but i can appreciate a good round of humiliation tennis.

that said, i have always, always thought jimmy kimmel was an unfunny mong who needed a talk show like a fish needs a bicycle
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:24, archived)
# Woo!
Pants!!!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:44, archived)
# everybody thinks it's so cliche to own that poster now
but goddamn it, everytime i see it i end up staring for several minutes, trance-like.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:49, archived)
# i agree!
i think it is a beautifully composed picture!
nice contrast, nice lighting...i can appreciate these things
as an art major!

also...it is two hot girls making out...which i can
appreciate as a lesbian. ^_-

everybody wins!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:54, archived)
# good job.
get this poster and the diane arbus twins poster. hang them side by side and watch people react.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:49, archived)
# YES.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:51, archived)
# hahaha!
had to look that one up...that would be fucking CREEPY!!!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:52, archived)
# swap their heads!
you have skills, i bet you can do it.

i use the arbus shot as a cd cover for mixes sometimes. i love it.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:54, archived)
# HAHA
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)
# brilliant!!!!!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:04, archived)
# PROFESSIONAL FOUL.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)
# the new skifree isn't much fun
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:13, archived)
# ZOMBEE PIERIT!
HE WANTS HIS MEAD
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:18, archived)
# easier to surf on heroin, i bet.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Great tune that.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:30, archived)
# just edited to provide youtubery.
my first week in hamilton i got to see them for the great cover charge price of $1.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:32, archived)
# stupid question..
 
why is there a Navy Jack as a backdrop?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:37, archived)
# oh, that's the rebel flag.
a southern u.s. thing, the band co-opted it more in mockery than anything else. they constantly waver around being dickheads who dare people to take what they say (and sing) literally.

this is most displayed in their song 'bomb the boats' (chorus: "bomb the boats and feed the fish"), as a tribute to refugees, who were commonly called 'boat people' here in canada in the 70s and 80s. they were criticised as hateful white-power racists, and effectively replied "call us racists if you like, we may be and you'll never know if you just shriek at us. by the way, why target us when politicians and media outlets say much worse? is it because we're a punk band and don't have a lot of money?"
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:46, archived)
# oh right.
 
like Joy Division OMG WERE NOT NAZIS OK
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:47, archived)
# my frind scott was a huge new order freak.
his dad (or grandad, i can't remember) once pulled him aside after seeing his new order t-shirt and explained what hitler had meant by 'new order' and why he, as a jew, shouldn't listen to such a band with a nasty name.

scott was bewildered, i think.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)
# wow!
 
I have some ex-junkie surfer punk friends who'd appreciate that..
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:34, archived)
# they were a brilliant band once.
'i left my heart in iran' is probably the song i like most that they did, but youtube versions are a bit rough.

'elvis is dead' once made a guy i knew so angry he punched me.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:39, archived)
# pffft!
 
now that's punk.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:54, archived)
# She doesn't have to look so puzzled, the answer is would.
AAU
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:56, archived)
# gorgeous!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Tongue in cheek . . .
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:59, archived)
# she has the same facial expression as Yoshi
hahahaha
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:59, archived)
# handsome lady was distracted
by the words that were redacted.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:00, archived)
# That's very good.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:26, archived)
# long glass is long
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:28, archived)
# long afternoon is long.
 
and hot, and sticky.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:29, archived)
# monkey beer? pigfucker the clown beer?
TO HELL WITH THAT SHIT! REAL RABBUTS DRINK WATERSHIP DOWN LAGER!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:28, archived)
# WATERSHIP DOWN THE HATCH, MOTHERFUCKER
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:29, archived)
# i will now chug a glass of water as i live on the edge.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:38, archived)
# Careful now.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:44, archived)
# *hacks and coughs*
ooh, somebody get me my quad-cane and a prune.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:47, archived)
# 1cane4plugs.com
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:48, archived)
# eww.
want to see a link i was sent yesterday? i was thinking of posting it here but it would be met with derision and i like it too much to have it despoiled by mouthbreathers.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:51, archived)
# yup.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:54, archived)
# best enjoyed with an open mind.
note: i honestly love freaks. i think calling someone a freak is a compliment. i post this not to poke fun at these people, but in awe of the wonderful myriad of ways in which humans can express themselves. much of this is not safe for work.

please enjoy.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:58, archived)
# awwwww
 
the text was great.
We're just closing up now, so I'll load the pictures soon.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:04, archived)
# the pictures are great.
alga is very photogenic.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:07, archived)
# awwww!
 
yes, that was great.
Go, Dirty!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:30, archived)
# Hahaha
fucking hell, that's strangely beautiful. We humans are such odd beasts.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:13, archived)
# we are.
i love seeing people like that. every time i feel like a freak and some squirmy fool wants me to act like i'm normal in order to get a job or fit in for some other silly reason, i think of the dirties of the world and my resolve is steeled.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:26, archived)
# I giggled like fuck
When I got the newsletter last Saturday and this was on it....worse, I know someone similar!

Edit: Not me!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:16, archived)
# fuck. i got scooped.
oh well. i read the newsletter rarely, but i'm glad it showed up here. i hope people were decent.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:24, archived)
# I used to read it every Monday but lately I've not been bothered.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)
# How normal.
Odd, but at the same time very normal.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:28, archived)
# yep.
we're all freaks, this guy just doesn't hide his warts in the closet of shame.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)
# THAT STUFF'LL KILL YA!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:48, archived)
# Or cure you
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:55, archived)
# yeah, that was on our news today.
 
they were like "no-one's growing breasts or anything, but still.. ewwww"
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:58, archived)
# haha!
what the hell is with the accompanying photo, which is subtitled "water is seen dripping from a tap..."?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:05, archived)
# In case it wasn't clear enough :)
In other news, I may be absent for a couple of days, I don't really know yet.
Our household has a few trying days ahead and I'd appreciate your kind thoughts if you have any to share :)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:15, archived)
# plenty of kind thoughts beamed your way, sir.
be well, and thanks for the heads-up about your absence.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:34, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:45, archived)
# Done!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:47, archived)
# All the best to you and yours.
Hope things go well.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:46, archived)
# Beer!
Woo!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:36, archived)
# WANT. BEERS. NOW.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:43, archived)
# Buddy rabbit wants in on the action !
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:53, archived)
# Double
 
I'm seeing it.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:54, archived)
# Must be something in the glass . . .
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:57, archived)
# OH, THERE HAD BETTER BE
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Hello

cfb (pops). This print is about 5x7". Started with a piece of mat board, covered it with gesso, and then added more for the body. Used a toothpick for the detail. Sealed it, inked it, and printed. Kinda happy with it although the tip of the tail didn't turn out as i expected.

yay for self-referential art
not a fur-fag
really

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 3:48, archived)
# You put quite a bit of effort into these . . .
what is gesso ? Looks good and old . . .
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 3:54, archived)
# they use it for prepping canvases
before painting. its like a thick white water-based paint.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Bah.
I use rabbit size, the old fashioned way. Mind you, you can't use in in a £D way like that and it stinks

Gesso is basically PVA glue.

Your foxy is smashing. woo.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:06, archived)
# capital numbers?
:D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)
# Pissburgers
I meant 3D as well you know, sonny boy
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:10, archived)
# I had to read your post % times
to work out what it meant ;)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:26, archived)
# %?
You should have got it in !
" at the most.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Knew it was yours before I started to scroll down.
WooYay. Need about three scans (each with top, left and front)
to get all the light patterns I'm sure.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 3:55, archived)
# Really Cool!~
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 3:58, archived)
# YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
 
it is lovely (but I thought it was a cat)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)
# I'm not going there.
 
I do not need to be any further enraged just now.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:31, archived)
# Try
yiffy.tk instead then
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Oh
yeah

(nsfw badly drawn anthro animal porn)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:37, archived)
# FOXES IS KITTINS TOO.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# CAN SKUNKSES BE KITTINS NOW?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:40, archived)
# Good god man
YES!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:44, archived)
# *explodes*
that pretty much defines cute overload. what a cutie!

i had a neighbour with a 'pet' skunk when i was a kid. the skunk was only partly tamed, but never sprayed people and would follow him about a lot. he also had pet crows, which utterly fascinated me.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:46, archived)
# plenty of cat 'n' ferret pictures in there, too.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:06, archived)
# *disappears for hours*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:22, archived)
# that's super-good.
you big fur-fag.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)
# this is very good stuff!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Very nice.
.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)
# i just stole this off a drunk guy!...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 3:42, archived)
# It looks like
it is self contained . . .
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
# it is a strokemi-strokeyu
/doolittle blog
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:02, archived)
# And a little doodoolittle too . . .
by the looks of it . . .
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)
# YIFF YIFF STAB
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)
# cerberus' less well-known littermate, drunkulus.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# I am too drunk to finish
stroking my puppies. I'm off to bed. please feel free to call me names, but I'm already gone. Night lovely b3tans. And the rest.



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(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)
# CUNT
that is all.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)
# choke on your own sick
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)
# or someone else's
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)
# EAT KNIVES.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Night names.

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Die plz.
kthxbai
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Thread deleter!
Can you edit it in windows movie maker instead of flash?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# ride an elevator.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)
# WITH NO CABLES AT A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR INTO THE GROUND?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:55, archived)
# cute pups there.
'night.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:39, archived)
# I have my reasons.

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# i suspect that you don't
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Alas you're right!
They may better be described as motives.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Something to do with the weather . . .
or urban sprawl ?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Nothing so topicsl
this has been in my head for nearly 4 months now.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Looks like it's been on it's head for awhile too !
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I have my raisins.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# ah, the noble ice leopard.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:03, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwww!
 
I missed this one earlier, but in case you check back: I love it.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)
# It'll soon be Easter...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Sweet
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# eggsellent
is it really that time again?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# It recurs
with alarming regularity
:)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)
# this is eggcellent
although just looking at it makes my teeth hurt.
g'night all!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# night you!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Must be. I have been hearing the bastards complaining for days now.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# This is just so wrong o_0
...bunnies have paws!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Are you sure? His ring would have surely dropped off.
[/;-P
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Whingeing bastards!
:D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!
ha!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:04, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 7:00, archived)
# To spam that link I made this picture

LOOK! ALSO!
EDIT: Don't click the link. It appears not to work.
EDIT1: It works, but it's huge, I warn thee.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# That looks like Amy Lee :)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# That it is.
:D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# IT DOESN'T WORK
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# OH SHIT.
SOMEONE OR SOMETHING IS TRYING TO INHIBIT OUR COMMUNICATION.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# OMG MOFAHA IN DISGUISE
You're better at it than me.
I bet he stood there telling you what to do :(
*cries*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 7:59, archived)
# sing along!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# You should have been here yesterday.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# what did i miss?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# A large amount of scat porn
Three hours later it didn't seem to be fixed either.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# oh. oh dear.
:x
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I SHOWED IT TO MY BOSS AND SHE GAVE ME A RAISE.
 
AND THE AFTERNOON OFF!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Nothing good.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# ONE HELL OF A POO PARTY.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)
# i'm glad
my puter crashed :x
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Geoffrey, Geoffrey
George is going out Geoffrey.
'Well put some more fucking petrol on him Zippy'
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Sadly to some...I would!


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(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# if you screwed her
you would be able to see your cock through her thin, paper-like body.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
#
whore-igami
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# pff
fold her, fold her HARD!

she's one-dimensional, too.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# now that is a good thought
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# isn't it?
every time it went in, she'd treble in thickness.

by thickness i mean girth, not stupidity. it would be impossible for her to become more stupid, even if she drank distilled essence of peter andre
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# haha!
"distilled essence of peter andre" :D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# sadly for you
you'd never get the option to say I would.


And as for you below miss. This lady is lovely and nice and chunky. She is however a pasty blonde which makes her for the reject bin.

edit:// bah I mean you above miss. I'm pretty drunk now.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I'm pretty sure he is lang away
to his bed and this is of little interest to the antipodeans but it's finished now so you are getting it. Tom O Bedlam.



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(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# motherfucker
that's pretty good Zoot.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Zoot?
I am wholly unaware of this moniker. Please endeavour to enlighten me.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Mr. H's pet name for his crushes

It's like a code
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# zoot skoda I believe...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I know.
I'm such a cunt I don't deserve to make good pictures as well. It must cause anuerisms ;)

Did you see my others?

Steve Austin
Pub Landlord
Mr T
Silent Bob
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# and who did this one?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Some old, nasty cunt
I believe he might have improved his technique since way back then.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# it's agent orange!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# hey, it was
2 years ago, I was fucking rubbish at it then.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# heh
still better than me
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Don't take the piss.
That was just a load of filters to keep you quiet ;)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I may take the piss over the filters thing
but I'm well aware that it's far from how you achieve your masterpieces, your pride alone wouldn't let you.

...however, this one very much does look like filters to my untrained eye, and I still don;t care. It DID amuse and distract me at the time and I still think it has certain charm.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# no seriously, it
was just thrown through some filters to shut you up.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Then you must have been horribly offended when I liked it
:p
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# gaaaaahhhh!!!!!
*runs away from the pinkness*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# i'm liking your silent bob
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# it's a good thing you don't, then
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# pandering to boys too, eh
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Ooh, that's gorgeous

Edit: Blegh, sorry, this is Jessie. I'm just killing time while I wait to find out if I've fixed the missus' laptop
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# choose some good sausages for me ;)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I had a feeling it might be.
Given the time and all. I still expect quality sausages.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# We had some delicious ones yesterday
They were just Cumberland, but were very tasty versions of that commonly thrown around title, I wish I could remember where we got them from

/loves a nice sausage

Edit: Excellent! initial results are very promising, I may well have cracked it :)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# roffles
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# FUCKING YES!
Jessie has cracked the sausage, you read it here first!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Oh shush
Allow me my fickle victories.

I've never messed about with this shit before and it's taken me all of 10 minutes to work out, I think that sounds promising for future projects.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# computers? Pah.
you want to try something challenging, like getting me into bed!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Hahah!
Give me something harder than that
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# OK then.
try getting me OUT of bed.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Sir, I am a woman of many talents
one of them to know which battles are worth fighting

You may be practically a stranger in the grand scheme of things but I know enough about you to realise that if you wanted to stay in bed then you'd stay there.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Oh come now.
Bacon works.

Right then woman, quick, send me a headshot and I'll scribble you ( I know I failed the last one but I lost 2 days work on it in my last crash )
quick now. Please leave some clothes on, I want to sketch not wank.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Nah, you're alright Zoot ol' chap
If it's not some pretense of sexuality from limited resources it's just not cricket
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I still have the picture of your
arse. You want me you sketch that?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Not really
I'll send you a nice picture some time
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# good.
I don't think the internet had enough ink left anyway ;)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# You can do it in just about any colour that doesn't involve the orange spectrum?
It was only when it had to deal with that photo of you laid out on your sofa that the internet started running low
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# haha
sorry, shitty camera phone.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Right, I'm off back to bed
Keep thinking on the jobs thing for me, my locality manager thought I'd pulled her into a meeting to resign this afternoon and sweet as the fear on her (and my manager's) face was I'm not going until I get something appropriate lined up.

And we all know that demanding jobs from internet acquaintances is the best way to go about it.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# I might need the hair on my ass trimmed.
I'll keep you informed ;) Night night sweet.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# bah!
talent hog!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# no, I have all the technique
talent is for others.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# bah!
technique hog!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Tablet+patience+beer
and you too could join the "I love Bob Ross" club.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# but he is dead
it's hard to love a dead person.
physically, anyway.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Philistine.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# he had nice hair
i would have liked to be very small, so i could use his hair as a temporary bed. i imagine it would be like sleeping on a springy, slightly itchy cloud.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# you would have to
have velcro hands to sleep in my bouffánt toppáge. I'm Bob in the opposing reality. ( as in shit at art, hates all the lovely little animals and bald as a raccoon that I just shaved.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# but then
i would be forced to pierce your skull skin with tiny little hooks.
this may make you bleed.
that would stain my nightwear.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# So, you have given me the horn.
What do you plan to do now?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# i shall be going to bed shortly.
unfortunately, all of my nightwear is wet, meaning i must sleep in the nude. bother.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# *enrages*
gah. Goodnight then. Good job I'm an old fella and used to last minute disappointment ;) Night Hunny.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# g'night :3
i just hope i can get to sleep with no clothes on and silk sheets...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# TAXI!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# that is all of the good!
do me! do me!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Certainly miss.
I can never turn a lady down as she shouts 'do me'

Just send me a pic. I'm still working on that other stuff for you. I'm taking some care over that though.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# *happies*
done and done! yay!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I've just refreshed my profile (dead links mostly restored etc.) - here be one of the previously lost treasures
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Fantastic :D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Are you still here?
I made a video. ^^
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# pan-tastic
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# that's grate
have this in return
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# you are making me hungry
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# this is good
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# self portrait with fotieshop
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Richard O'Brien?!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Christ you terrify me.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# hush
im not really Christ :)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Stipey
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I think that
I have tye dyed my contact lenses . . .
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Good go.
Woo.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Actually that
is some very nice work. I love the effect.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# i bet you're a childcare provider.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 4:54, archived)
# Fuck water


I was going to do a watery font in the foreground, but then I decided "FUCK IT." and did some swirly crap that took 5 seconds.

It's taken me about an hour to be happy with the water =(

And it's not even real water, I had to draw the arse.

I hate cunting water.

Stock items from around deviantart.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# You drew the water?
That's seriously impressive :) It's really nicely done. Did you use layer effects, like emboss or whatever?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I used a tablet which isn't working too well at the moment.
No cunting pressure in photoshop. I think i need to reinstall drivers.

It works in Sai though.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# that happens to mine occasionally, but comes back if i restart windows.
woowater
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Same here
although I can usually get away with just restarting photoshop.
THANKS CS3 OH BY THE WAY HAS ANYONE SEEN IMAGEREADY
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# don't cunt it then
this is awesome
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# that's very good
now shut up and sleep with me.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Top grooming
/ac
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# This by the way.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# christ
:D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# On the same gay note.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# hahaha
yeah, I posted that on talk a few times didn't I? So very very gay.

Like the French.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Ooh you must be very tired mr horrible
you are in a big hurry to sleep.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# long day at work buggering stoats
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I have a friend who does that
but he's more of a gifted amateur. It must be nice to get paid for it.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# paid? PAID?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# You come and get some CDs at one point.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# this I shall do
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# heh.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# you got it
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# *raves*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I like how he moves his penis up and down.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# it's the done thing
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# your water does look very watery, though, however cunting it is.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I probably should have done fire.
It would be easier to work with in a realistic sense.

Thanks anyway =)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Water is only easy to draw
for a bath . . . yours is liquid diamonds !
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Molden carbon?
I thought that sublimated.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# FUCKHOSES!!!
30' AND 60' WITH DOUBLE AIDS AND ANAL SPIKES, 14.99 AND UP.


Woo, nice mix.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# You know you love it.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# stop laughing at me.
 

 
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeyes
tooo many eeeyes
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# That is one brainy cabbit !
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# THE CABBIT KNOWS.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# it knows all
and sees twice as much as anyone else
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# hahahaha,
marry me
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Franz done cut off her ears so I gave her some.
 
and I'm sober today, imagine that
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# If you turn the picture upside down
and just stare at the ears. It looks like a really hairy woman's thighs.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# aaaggghh my fucking neck!
 
it doesn't really, but that could be a handy tip the next time I'm making furry porn
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# But he's so sure it would taste funny.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Frank?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Hahahah
but slightly worrying.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# that's me in a nutshell.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Hahah
I'm sure I'm smaller than you, and I can't fit into a nutshell. :/
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I'm sure you could.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Hahah
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# ^^
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# i wondered where the top of that cat's head was
up a rabbit's arse obviously
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Haha!! Cat-ina-rabbit-hat!!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)

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