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# only here for seconds really
but we knew this right?

thought so...

EDIT: I hope he's gone to a better "plaice".

sorry not sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:01, archived)
# I remember when they replaced him with the younger guy
I was rather outraged!

I'll miss you, Captain Birdseye. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:06, archived)
# It was odd
Like Birdseye consciously moved the captain's style from old 70's paedo to 90's homosexual
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)
# rofl
Gimme the old paedo anyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:10, archived)
# this one?
www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/11/only-best-at-captains-table.html

edit/this reply should be up there^. it's still a bit early.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:11, archived)
# I LOL'd
I shouldn't have, but I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:12, archived)
# It also reminds me of the end of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKYDuZSkzXQ
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:34, archived)
# :(
thanks for spoiling my day :(

i love fishfingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:06, archived)
# Next time I eat a fish finger
I'll shed a tear for the old Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)
# fish fingers and baked beans
food of the gods
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:16, archived)
# ^this
Just mentioning that heavenly combination makes me consider having them for breakfast...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:26, archived)
# Layer 1: Toast
Layer 2: baked beans
Layer 3: Fish Sticks
Layer 4: A fried egg

Add tobasco.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:32, archived)
# sorry :(
spoilt mine too, but a problem shared etc.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:16, archived)
# as i said not 24 hours hence
www.b3ta.com/board/8192077
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:29, archived)
# YOU KILLED CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:30, archived)
# He did
Then he stole his Rissoles!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:35, archived)
# i have an alibi
i was having an al fresco dinner with friends at the time, the last time we checked he was fit and well and snuggled up nice and cosy in his bed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:39, archived)
# 'tis sad
and i didn't see his death mentioned on the news, just some director bloke, and no doubt arthur c clark will get a mention today as well. these men meant nothing to me, captain birdseye on the other hand....
bloody advert snobs.

edit/ although if i recall the director bloke had something to do with grange hill and casualty so perhaps i've been a bit unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)
# simple but effective
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:46, archived)
# hehehehe!
it took me a while
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:49, archived)
# You are....
NING HT

NING NING NING NING NING NING NING NING NING NING NING NING
NING NING NING NING NING NING NING NING NING NING NING NING
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:49, archived)
# that's a long of ning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)
# Thank you...
That what my misses just said?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:53, archived)
# How did I piss you out?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:53, archived)
# It was to do with this...
www.b3ta.com/board/8186490

* and I could not think of anything witty to put in my strap-line...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)
# This all seems rather odd.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# They all seem rather odd ¬
13579

Even though these are ok? 2468
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# hehehhe
dirty dog!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)
# hahaha

I haven't been here in a while, what'd I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)
# well, were you here for the poo party?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:52, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:53, archived)
# you missed the poo party.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)
# I feel sad
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Very :)
It did take me a while...
but I am a bunny of very little brain
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)
# jeez...
:(

far too long ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:17, archived)
# this cat goes up to eleven.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:33, archived)
# Goodnight sweet prince.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:34, archived)
# not quite finished with it but that's all I can do tonight.
 
I like it this sparse but it needs more on the guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:37, archived)
# aww, handsome boy.
'night, i'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)
# night
and g'night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:39, archived)
# C 'U' laters.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:41, archived)
# I tried that. Ran out of places for that many legs, keep it standard.
Besides, the terminal attchment for the lightning rod ends up looking rather rude.

/Dr. Fluffy. N. Stein blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:40, archived)
# kittins!
 
he is sittin' on a stack of amps next to my bass.
he did like to sit in peculiar places.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:44, archived)
# aw lovely
it's that twilight zone between gay and dayshift
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:43, archived)
# I BETTER GO BEFORE I GET TURNED INTO A PILLAR OF FREAKIN' SALT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:44, archived)
# which is to say: fuck salt.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)
# SODOMISE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)
# which is to say: goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:55, archived)
# fare thee well.
 
Time for a double Glenfiddich and a pint of lager.
entirely medicinal, of course.
and possibly some screwdrivers (for the vitamin C).
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:58, archived)
# HELL YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)
# lovely
pictures of cats by their owners always seem to have a definite sense of the cats character.
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:47, archived)
# he was a whiskery one!
 
seems like everything I do turns out to be more complicated than expected. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)
# This 'Woo!'
goes up to 12!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:53, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:06, archived)
# for sale: art.

for sale on craigslist, a slight variation of the above. buy some art. it looks good on a wall.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:19, archived)
# I think I recognise that toilet
 
good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:31, archived)
# COME ON MAN BUY IT IM ALMOST OUT OF METHS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:32, archived)
# Did you see this?
www.b3ta.com/board/8195695
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:54, archived)
# WOAH
 
it's not loooooaaaaaading for me though.. big file?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:06, archived)
# Not really, maybe everyone it's because everyone here is clicking it.
They always click my links because I am one of the beautiful people.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:08, archived)
# you are beautiful but i didn't click it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:10, archived)
# SHOW YOURSELVES, YOU LURKING LITTLE SHITS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:14, archived)
# They never will.
They're too ashamed because of their ugliness.

It is so sad.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:22, archived)
# THEY SHOULD USE MORE TOATS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:25, archived)
# Being a beautiful person sure is difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:28, archived)
# OH FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT IT, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:34, archived)
# IT'S LIKE, DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND THAT I DON'T WANT TO BE STARED AT ALL DAY?
I NEED SOME ME TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)
# life's like that, isn't it?
 
Why, only the other day..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:38, archived)
#
www.flurl.com/item/Police_Van_Goal_u_309666
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)
# nothing there.
edit: ok, it loaded for me now. heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:47, archived)
# It might sell better if you offer double AIDS and a GPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:42, archived)
# fuck that, it's already a bargain.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:47, archived)
# *bids eleventy*
I love your work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:51, archived)
# damn, now i'll actually have to paint the fucking thing.
i'll cut you in for 10% if you do the work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:56, archived)
# That sounds like a deal
I have paintz
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:10, archived)
# yay!
it's been for sale for an hour and nineteen minutes and not one person has emailed me asking to buy it. i'm going on a murder spree.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:21, archived)
# I have a list
we should talk
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:39, archived)
# YOU BUY IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:54, archived)
# NO YOU BUY IT.
/SCHOOLYARD RETORT BLOG.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:57, archived)
# Ross Kemp : Gnop Ganga

EDIT : Also, I think I've just spotted something
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:04, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:05, archived)
# ooh that's really nice
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:53, archived)
# haha.
the top one is far more scary.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:08, archived)
# Yuck!
Ugly, no matter what you do to it. Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:11, archived)
# Haha
one of my first animations was dancing monkeys with hard-ons and the face of Ross Kemp, I think it was my 1000th post pic

I woulda posted it, if I still had it :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:52, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:04, archived)
# still trying


someday i'll get the hang of eyes. and hair. and eyebrows, etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Your painty stuff and your woodblocks
have a much looser feel than this.
The printy thing you posted earlier was absolutely fantastic, my favourite of yours I've seen so far.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)
# yeah i agree
Evening Mo'

i absolutely cannot wait to get back to the print shop in a week from now. For these, I'm trying to go for more realism, thiking that I can 'loosen up' later. Part of what I like about printing is that it， by its nature, is non-exact so you have to be loose. I've spent about 30 years of my life being complete shit at drawing, and I'm endeavoring to change that. At least I feel its improved to just mostly shit, not complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:52, archived)
# RAPITINUI: THE ANSWER TO YOUR EARLIER QUESTION.
www.b3ta.com/board/8195021

The name of the show is "smoke'em if you got'em".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:48, archived)
# SHIT RAGS IS ON STUMBLEUPON.COM
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
# GO GREEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:50, archived)
# FUCK YES.
I NEED TO START WORK ON A NEW POST.

I AM HAVING TOO MUCH TROUBLE DECIPHERING THAT WALL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:51, archived)
# it's like a Rosetta stone for methheads.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:53, archived)
# JUST MAKE SOMETHING UP AND CREATE A CONSPIRACY THEORY OUT OF IT
THERE ARE 200 MILLION AMERICANS THAT WILL LOVE THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)
# NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:04, archived)
# I AM GOING TO WRITE ANOTHER POST THAT ENDS WITH THE WORD THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)
# I AM GOING TO WRITE A POST THAT ENDS THE WORLD.
 
ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALICE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)
# A LICE.
A LICE LIVES ON OUR BODIES. IT IS A PARASITE AND DRINKS OUR BLOOD. IT LAYS EGGS (NITS) ON US AND THE BABBIES SUCK OUR BLOOD TOO. IT IS CALLED AN INFESTATION. IT IS VERE BAD AND THAT'S WHY DADDY DOSEN'T LOVE US ANY MORE AND WE CANOT GO TO SCHOOL.

GASOLINE CAN GET RID OF IT BUT IT HURTS. ALSO FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:29, archived)
# oranges.
 
www.b3ta.com/board/8193658
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:32, archived)
# i'm alarmed that there are people who don't like oranges.
also: sea louse. haha ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)
# EXCUSE ME SIR
ARE YOU NEAR A BARTON ST?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:10, archived)
# I saw on the map that there's a Dick Street involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:18, archived)
# I'm pretty sure there's a barton st around here.
I tend to use landmarks rather than street names though.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:48, archived)
# I STUMBLED UPON A PILE OF SHITRAGS AND NOW MY BOOTS IS ALL DURTY.
I HAVE SHITRAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# ahhhahah.
 
Weird, that was my first thought but I thought it couldn't be that and I was mixing it up with the FLC song.
I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT AGAIN.

Not nearly as messed up as that Don Johnson one, A Boy and His Dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I need this
www.plazarugs.com/rug-alarm/
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)
# pffft!
you know you'd just swing your legs out of bed, stand on it, and go straight back to bed.

I was kinda hoping it would be an alarm to detect the presence of incoming rugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)
# this is true
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:29, archived)
# I have the "good morning sir" alarm clock:
www.voco.uk.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:10, archived)
# "GET OUT OF BED, MEATSACK. YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO COMPLY"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)
# There's an alarm clock somewhere on the internet
which has heatlamps and a tray inside.

Before bed, you stick two rashers of bacon inside and ten minutes before the alarm goes off it cooks the bacon, so you wake up to the smell of cooking bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)
# OR YOU COULD GO TO SLEEP WITH YOUR DICK IN IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# IT'S A LAMP NOT A TOATSER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:16, archived)
# IT IS A MULTI-FUCNTIONAL DIVEICE.
 
it will tell the time and set fire to your penis all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:20, archived)
# DOCTER IT HURTS WHEN I PEE.
MAYBE YOU HAVE A SEXUALY TRANSMITTED DISEASE.

NO ITS BECAUSE I SET MY COCK ION FIRE.

OH OK CALL OPRAH.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# WHILE EVERYONE SHOUTS DE-FROST! DE-FROST!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:48, archived)
# but where do the fuckhoses go?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Poundsand Industries hasn't purchased a license for Fuckhoses yet.
Although we do hope to offer them in the future. We're all very excited by them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:25, archived)
# you know, you could sell this on craigslist.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)
# You could base a chain of shops on it.
Was my usual inversionesking again, "sell dick" --reversed --"sell no dick".

Dick'Away Parlors.

edit:
Which should only hire young girls with big tits,
who also could yell DE-FROST DE-FROST as they chop.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:33, archived)
# parlours, heathen.
and those do require fuckhoses.

*consults handbook*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:46, archived)
# it smells great
tastes good, and its good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:21, archived)
# draw a race
without a face.

i like these - you're more self-critical than you need be, i bet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:14, archived)
# Lucy Liu?
I meant to ask the other night if it was the dark haired one off Lost you'd drawn
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:49, archived)
# SPACEK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)
# "My wrist is broken and it flops around like a dead fish, look"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)
# OMFG THAT'S JUST CUBISM
EVERYONE HAS BROKEN BONES. ALSO: GUITARS.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:40, archived)
# FOR INSTANCE
"NUDE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE. THEN TRIPPING AND FALLING AND BREAKING SEVERAL BONES AND A GUITAR"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:42, archived)
# ALSO:
A DEAD FISH DOES NOT FLOP ABOUT. THAT'S NOT CUBISM IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:44, archived)
# SHIT I TOTALLY GOT THAT ONE WRONG, DIDN'T I
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)
# IT'S OK
NOT EVERYONE CAN UNDERSTAND CUBISM AND/OR FISH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
# most people don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:10, archived)
# well to be fair, most fish do have a heavy accent.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:28, archived)
# SECOND OF THE SET
"NUDE LAUGHING AT MANGLED GUITARIST'S EXPOSED THIGHBONE"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Purple girl says: "FAG"
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:54, archived)
# oh man, I watched the Guitar Hero episode of South Park last night.
 
people reckoned the last series they were losing their edge but now it's just going from strength to strength.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)
# I love that episode so much.
Congratulations! YOU. ARE. FAGS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:14, archived)
# SPOILER!
 
they're like, masters of political and social satire, with dick jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Hey, that reminds me
The new series should be out now

www.mrtwig.net
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:24, archived)
# I swear I almost wet myself at the Herion Hero sequences.
 
"HA HA! CHASE ME! ALMOST GOT ME!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Someone's done a flash game of it.
www.gamegum.com/game/1857/heroin-hero/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:50, archived)
# oh that is glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)
# ART.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:17, archived)
# Sorcerour prart3
Prrt 1 - Prat 2
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# i love your stories.
and i don't know why, i just really do.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Is it...
my excellent grammar?
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:57, archived)
# yes and your plot twists.
also manderman.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I keep your
epicicicdsfodadls.gif on my computer so I can mail it to people and scare them.
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)
# epicicidsfodadls.gif is one of my favorites.
i wish my old computer worked right now.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)
# It's literall the best comic ever.
Or at least the one that I like the most.
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:13, archived)
# LOW ON DISK SPACE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:13, archived)
# HIGH ON LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)
# and assorted household chemicals.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)
# I remember seeing that on your blog.
It is a hilarious work of genius.
Now I go.

I meant his blog, oh, what the fuck.
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# my actual favorite might be the one about hackers wich i cant fucking find right now for somereson.
maybe its because all my filenames are like

asdasdfay.gif
rightrapes.gif
errorrcokc.jpeg
sdneondiii.gif
weinersnotgold.gif
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)
# i found it.
it was called ghfghfghfghfghfgh.gif, not kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:32, archived)
# chemicals arecompleix
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz4-Ntfn3TU#GU5U2spHI_4

toodle pip
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# Al Gore anal movies!!!
But that one[fhg etc] is neat for giving me a
cool black police man to use as Cstb Bradshaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)
# that policeman was pretty popular for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:55, archived)
# Fuckin life, I've been told,
all those weiners are not gold.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)
# SHIT GODDAMN FUCK YES.
 
THIS IS LITERATURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)
# HAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:21, archived)
# I'm keen for more of these.
Woo and Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:40, archived)
# I HAVE ADDED YOU AS A FREIND SO YOU ARE NOW MY FREIND.
 
MAGIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Neat.
Can I borrow some money?
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:53, archived)
# I HAVEN'T ANY MONAY BUT I DO HAS SOME ASTERIKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:28, archived)
# I got loads of dem.
Yu got any obeliks's?
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:35, archived)
# YAY ASTERISKS!
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)
# That bit was inspired by your comment on the last one.
Cheers bloke.
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:55, archived)
# hurrah!
cheers indeed, i'm honoured. these are sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:22, archived)
# It never gets old
no matter how many times i do it
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# what the fuck is this?
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# i think its a reference to
the word pubic instead of public
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)
# KEEP IT GANGSTA YALL, KEEP IT GANGSTA!

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# BOOTSY!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:01, archived)
# METALLICA!
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# Might I inquire
as to which editor you are using that allows you to collapse functions and classes in such a manner?
(Tinfoil Hat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
# That'd be dream weaver
the weaver of dreams...

...if you dream of collapsible code
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] It's true.

Sorry for my shit handwriting.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)
# would work very well in a circular fashion,
going from defecation in your diaper in infancy, to defecation in your diaper in senility.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)
# oooh!
Or, a spiral into obscurity!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Very good.
This is a great graph, one of the few comp entries that stands a chance of surviving past the end of the comp, getting emailed and copied for as long as the internet lasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Be sure to click!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# I did click :-)
Unfortunately, posted this late in the comp and posted when most b3tans are asleep, it doesn't stand much chance of making it into the most popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Yay!
Despite my pessimism, it DID make it into the popular page!
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# awesome
put it sideways and front-page it
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# ...THE END.
O_O!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# *clicks like a loon!*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:58, archived)
# That is fu
cking brilliant.

All kinds of Woo and Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:24, archived)
# I haven't clicked many graphs in this compo
but I'd happily sit here clicking this one all day long.
*click* *click* *click* *click* *click*, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:29, archived)
# Still Ballin'
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# he is funk.
funky funky.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Dick Cheney raped me.
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# tell me what rape is.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# tell me
what he is forgetting?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Like love, but with mouth-hurt.
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# AAAAAHAHAHAHA
ok im going to bed.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)
# SMOOOVE OPERATUH.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)
# EATING IS NOT CHEATING.

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# RAPE IS BAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)
# I always suspected as much
It's good to have the proof though.
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# FUNK BASTARD STOLE MY HEART.
HE SOLD IT FOR DRUG MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# FUNK BASTARD FUCKS FOR CHINESE TACOS.
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# DUDE
DOES THIS RING ANY BELLS WITH YOU

www.b3ta.com/board/8195021
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)
# NO, BUT IT SOUNDS COMPLETELY AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Funkifried !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# ROBO-PHUNK!
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# he owns this place
unshopped.

At least in my heart.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
#
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# rolfs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha *gasp*
hahahahahahahahaha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] p'nyoms!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I dont understand this madness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Where are you going?
Do you need roads?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# 2 girls 1 cup?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT YOUR KIDS!
THINK OF YOUR KIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# I dont own kids -
stolen or otherwise
But if I did Im pretty sure they'd enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Slim and none . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# this is very confusing...you must now visit the dollhead...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# YES!
I shall dream of that tonight
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Haha
I like this, and it always reminds me of the 3-headed doll animation Kk and I made years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# RUN FOR IT MARTY!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# thought it was
statute miles per 60 minutes....?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# GREAT SCOTT!
ONE POINT TWENTY ONE JIGGAWATTS?
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# HOLLER IF YA HEAR ME!
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# Where we're going, we won't need Gary Rhodes.
Because he's shit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I think it's 88 MILES per hour
unless they recorded an international version, but I don't think they went to that much trouble

i click though*
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Hallo
I've just had my hopes and dreams crushed.

Anyone else benefitting from the wonder that is gin?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# i'm not sure
but isn't gin best with crushed lime, ice and tonic?
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# ...
to be honest after 5 triple gin and tonics with lime and tonic I really can't make my mine up.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# double tonic!
whoa, you meant business
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Yeah
stuff is screwed up at the moment. Rum may follow shortly
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# i prefer scotch and guinness myself...
(your post:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# great lolz!
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Yeah
thats my life at the moment. Gin is my friend
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# DMZ - PARTY UP IN HERE
UP IN HERE
UP IN HERE!
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# How long can you freak the funk?
How long can you freak the funk?
I separate the good stuff from the junk...
How long can you freak the funk?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Mofaha, do you like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaMBBTjTAQs
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Hmmm
it's interesting but I'm not crazy about it really. I do like some drum-and-bass but this is a little broken up and non-melodic for my tastes. I loved bukem's stuff and other 'intelligent' d&b that was around in the very early 90's because I love the way the hard frantic beats drive the smooth synths along. I really liked some of the arrangements too... again, bukem was superb at pacing and contrast.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Well Thom Yorke likes it, he said so
HA I TRICKD YOU
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM
DON'T LISTEN TO THEM THOM
THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS THOM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# AND NOW HE'S IN JAIL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I just found this in the wiki article about VIZ comic:
"The comic got in trouble with the United Nations after featuring a strip called 'The Thieving Gypsy Bastards'; unbeknownst to the Viz editorial team at the time, Gypsies are regarded as a race under UK law and thus the comic was guilty of racism. During the resultant court case, UK newspaper The Sun ran a story revealing that the principal Roma man who initiated the action against them was in fact also being tried for, and was later found guilty of, handling stolen property."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love hearing stupid stories being told in a serious tone.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# most drum and bass just sounds the same to me now
burial is one of the most original producers i've heard in a long time. it's essentially dub-step.
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Tell me something
does Thom Yorke like it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# it's too good for thom yorke
.... yes
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Yeah, I really like that new album of Burial's.
Great rainy day music.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Yeah - they're two seperate genres
The main thing they share is that D&B took 8 years to get dull and boring and dubstep took 8 months.

Burial is a happy exception, he's an amazing producer.
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:33, archived)
# No way is Burial dubstep
There are no booming basslines at all

It's more like ambient garage.
(miniscule connanoncho, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Shot him in the ass on the DOWN stroke
Shot him in the ass on the DOWN stroke
Shot him in the ass on the DOWN stroke
Shot him in the ass on the DOWN stroke
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Fucking YEAH
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Hello.
Is it me you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# *disappointed by lack of horses*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Sorry.
Also: Did you see this?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# No I just meant in general
Never enough horses.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# AAAHHHHHHH
ITS PURPLE!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# in what way are they crushed?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry] The ultimate in graphical challenge entries,
I feel certain you are bound to agree -



mmmm, a bit more enlargified than might be considered optimal by the more discerning b3tan.

But fuck it.

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# How low can they go . . .
they seem to be in limbo . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# read all about it

...sorry
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# You missed that he also increases house prices
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# more on pages 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and in the supplement
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# He pissed in my kettle
then made tea for my mum. That just isn't right.
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# HE'S DEAD!...
...someone called him 'boring', and he just couldn't go on living...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# oh dear
time for some ham and eggs!
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Some say that you can beat a well hung ham . . .
Others say they have . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
#
Hey
I'm your life
I'm the one who takes you there
Where?
There on the stair!
Where on the stair?
Right there!
Hey
I'm your life
I'm the one with clogs on
They
They betray
I'm your only true friend now
They
They'll betray
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair

I'm your dream, make you a wife
I'm your eyes with mice in, it's hardly surprisin'
I'm your pain, how lucky I am,
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# something a bit distubing about this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8Bm2gDkvOI
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# argh
wrongmice
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I love him!
You'll have to do a Dallas style shower scene to bring him back - Bobby Ewing stylee :)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# HE WAS A GOOD PIG...
...a decent pig, with high moral standards. More human than human, more human than human, more human than human...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Aw
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# : (
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)
# YES!
(I wonder how many other internet suicides I can cause?)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)
# please start with Zoot Cadillac
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# haa haa...
...made you look!.......................you love it!...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# now it's time for zombie pig.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:33, archived)
# my girlfriend has gone back to Italy for easter


I'm upset
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Boo
Rubbish
Go With Her
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# i can't afford it sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Get her to pay
surely
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# stow away?
i heard its cheap, that is if you arent caught, and brutally beaten.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# she will now be struggling to cope
with the 4 Italian men ruggedly servicing her ever orifice as she writhes with pleasure.

maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# what's the fourth one doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# ...go watch some t.v., to get your mind on other things...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Nice Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Four Forty Five.... *sighs whistfully*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# OK Tracy . . . your beat is up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Save your eggs . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# If it makes you feel better, an Italian guy is probably doing her right now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Just one?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# IN THE EAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:17, archived)
# Aww.
I'm sorry. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# late night one thread meme competition


add a head. win no prize. go on then :)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# needs a lil more lazers
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# and a wee bit of boat
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
#
edit: Bullocks! too slow.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# fix it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I like this.
It is confusing.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Yes . . . yes it is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Perhaps I could just take a head shot . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# this is good participation
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Must be diamond head ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# none better
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Its gonna be harder for her to get that next millionare...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Bucket !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I love those soppy romantic novels...
(AdrianJ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
#
"The wife summed up her contribution at paragraph 145 in this way: "I was his full time wife, mother, lover, confidante, business partner,
psychologist, shoe repairman, cleaner, cinema attendant, burger saleseperson, washing machine, laundry detergent storage vessel, bat alarm, plectrum assistant,
baritone module, phone receptable, dodgy spinster, minty anus canal, parrot on shoulder, minivan, headache assistant, parakeet on shoulder,
broam-pipe, jason donovan impersonator and bagpipe repair man"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Butter is not brie.
You remember that.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I had a baked potato
earlier. I put butter AND brie on it. SO THERE!

It were awesome. 'Reet good, it were, ah tell thee!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Gravel is NOT brie.
- Jasper Carrot
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# £700 an hour?
That's what one paper has calculated, as her average wages over the length of her marriage. For that kind of money, you can have my left foot.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

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