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# DANCE TIME
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Its like...
He's pointing at multiple mutant Wrens flying to devour him....
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I feel gouda !
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)
# would
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)
# the inner thigh twitch makes it so much more sexy
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Loves wood !
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)
# If it aint rufff it aint me

(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Don be crool . . .
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)
# ahh i took too much
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Too mush is not enuff !
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)
# :D
winner
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)
# LOOK A PLANE.
LOOK A BIRD.

FREAK OUT.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)
# The hardest workin' bear in showbiz !
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)
#
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#


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#
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)
# IN YOUR PANCE!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)
# On your seat !
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)
# thtat's pretty frightening
/might
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Im not allowed to post unshopped images am I?


Is it wrong to watch Home and Away just to stare at her forehead?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# HER FOREHEAD ISN'T THEORETICALLY THERE.
SCEICNCES.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# hmmm
Just a continuation of her brow do you think proffessor?

More tests are needed me thinks...
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)
# STOP BEING A SCIENCECUNT.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)
# STOP CUNTING A SCIENCEBEE
ScienceBee does not like this behaviour.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I AGREE WITH SCEIENCEBEE
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)
# No, it is purely wrong that you watch Home and Away.
Read this you philistines.

What do you think of it?

You whom the kings saluted; who refused not
the one great pleasure of ignoble days,
Fame without name and glory without gossip,
Whom no biographer berouls with praise.

Who said of you "Defeated"? In the darkness
The dugout where the limelight never comes
Nor the big drum of Branum's show can shatter
That vibrant stillness after all the drums.

Though the time comes when evry Yankee circus
Can use our soldiers for it's Sandwich-Men
When those that pay the piper call the tune
You will not dance. You will not move again.

You will not march for Fatty Arbuckle
Though he have yet a favourable press
Tender as San Francisco to St Francis
Or all the angels of Los Angeles.

They shall not storm the last unfallen fortress
The lonely castle where uncowed and free
Dwells the unknown and undefeated warrior
that did alone defeat publicity.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I can't be bothered to read that
could you summarise?
Thanks in advance.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Mmmmm Words
It scrambled my mind at least...
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)
# nice
is it yours? if so can i recommend one not of contructive criticism? the last two lines, maybe change one of the 'defeat's it jars a bit
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)
# maybe
Overcome.. or somthing..
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)
# EVER WONDERED ABOUT SCIENCES? HERE IS GUIDE TO THEM. ALL ASPECTS HAvE BEEN COVERED AND ARE ACCURATE TO A PICOACCURACY.


IT'S QUIET HERE AT THE MOMENT, SO YOU CAN STUDY IN PIECE. LIKE IN A LIBRARY. WHERE SILENCE IS BORN.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Science is for cunts.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# see my sig
I'm lurky and writing my thesis.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# QED
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# DENNIS QED.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)
# QEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Im doing science over summer
Does that make me a cunt?
:(
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)
# science?


I've got a suitcase full of it. how much you want, guv?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I AM FULL OF SCIENCE. THIS IS A GUIDE 2 SCIENCE.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# a little for the old lady then, squire?
i've got to hawk scienceTM to feed eleventy starving kids.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I like this a lot.
A LOT.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# You are made of atoms, but atoms theoretically don't exist SO YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL.
THIS IS SCIENCE. BUY IT HERE FOR 3 EUROS.

Hello, Hexy :)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Please tell me more about SCIENCE™
I enclose five pounds.

Hello Ttssattsr. How are/is life/things/SCIENCE
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# THINGS ARE SCIENCE WHIHC IS GOOD:)
I'm listening to a band called Health, I have coffee, I have smoked and I saw a shooting star, soon I will watch Futurama from a fort I plan on making with my bed.

HOW ARE YOU, SWEETHEART?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)
# You deserve a noble prize!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Will you give me a Noble prize? :(
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)
[challenge entry] night night all you beautiful people


(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Hooray!
Needs more lens flare off the teeth. Woo!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# *smiles*
O HELLO AND O YAY.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)
# WOOLOLGHISTSG>!!!!!!!
yay :)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)
# ladies and gentlemen
i give you: al pacacino.

(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# haha
pacacino sounds like the latest starbucks drink :-P
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# like this?


al cappucino.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
# oh dear
:D
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# is anyone watching BBC four?
I'm watching a bit behind, but the old lady candle dance is wierding me out
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# hold still
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# those panties are scandaliss
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Theres always hope for America ;)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# My first thought was "hmm, this is a bit racist"
Then I remembered I was actually going to do a pic of Obama as Mugabe myself but never got round to it.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Yeah, I thought it could be taken that way..
But its not
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)
# am i bit slow with this?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# You're living up to your username;
you posted this on the wrong board, spakka.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I think he knows that.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Dear Prudence, won't ya come out to play?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# eh hey heeey
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# get in
more responses than i ever got in my my life.and i am 96 tomorrow.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# May I profer this?
Cunt! ;)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# lol
You're cool.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# It's a good job popular posts on here aren't dictated by responses,
the popular page would be overun with bait threads...
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# ^This
Assholes get more responses than some japes.

LOL, Japes.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# *Japes Dek in the buttocks*
:O
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Girl you so grIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiMmmmmmEEEEEEEEEeeeeYyyy
Anal-Jape

:D
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Facial Jape !
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
#
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#
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# oh sweet baby jesus
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Valeen Ft Simply Red - Sunrise
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Bobo Boogs . . .
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Say, no go.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Shpin 'n Shpit mit me . . .
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# In the groove, Shilpa makes me shit Shiva
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Shtinx my noes . . .
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Somethin' got me started

(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# You've got the touched . . .
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Yes, I would.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Feakin' me throughout !
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Come-oooooooan

(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# gROOve CAt
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
#
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# C,moan
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Si sauve`
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Yes, I wooooooould.........
Yes I would.

C',mon.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Amazzzzzzzing !
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# A bit fail with it more like.
Belongs on /links, son.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# links
LOL
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# *Punches epiphany in the face for using LOL*
:)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# IOI?
;)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# dude...
check the newsletters....
and duck...



sooon.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Hello moron ;)
You may have wanted to post this on the links board. But I suspect that you're a regular anyway....
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# A PUPPY.
*GLEES AT PUPPY*
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Thats no puppy!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# IT'S A FREAKING PUPPY, DOOD.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# It's a bear!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# He's not ripping or punching. It's a puppy :)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# right
you can fuck off and all

b3ta=image website.

link=don't go to b3ta

if you HAVE to go to b3ta you're probably a twat but just in case, use the links board.

FUCK.

OFF.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Eloquently said!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# link=go to b3ta links board?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# *offers boris a cookie*
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# May I disagree with you here?
b3ta = we love the web.

link = go to b3ta.com/links

So may I say,

YOURE WRONG!


WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# do you
know me?i am a complete twat.thats goiing to wembley on sunday.and does not shag sheep
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I love you.
Will you be my mummy?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# LOL, Hello.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I just exhaled.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# cynical tiger says:
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# GET. FUCK. OUT.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# so when you all got over your irate
was it funny?
n another thing.if a bloke froz his spunk n then had aa change n put his own spunk in his own womb n had a hideous chud would that mek said hideous chud his kid or brother aor daugheter or stuff?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Shush now.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
# it spacks my eerd
lots
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I am perplexed!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Are you Shannon Matthews' stepdad?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
# yes i am
speakin exclusivly to look north i said"we'll mek a mbit cash art a this"
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# He speaks moronese, it seems.
Do you?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# haha
what?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# you make me sad
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# would you mind keeping the noise down, we can hearing you failing right over on the talk board
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# hello

cfb [1280x1024]
The second in a series of prints, the first found here.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)
# The first one was caves, and this one is a crashing wave :)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# It reminds me of the tall black cloaked sheep skull headed things
from Time Bandits.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I've never seen Time bandits.
But you should watch Gormenghast!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Beooootifull
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I think the one that looks like ships is my favourite that I've seen.
But this is still very woo.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# cool
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Woo.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# All of these
are really really smashing
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# brilliant
my desktop is belonging to you of recent.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I really liked both of these
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Great :)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Tonight's Torchwood Finale (spoilers)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# C'est moi!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Chuck Norris walked down the street with an erection.
There were no survivors.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# That's because he terrified them all with his creationist bullshit
then came down their puzzled necks shouting "SWALLOW THE SINS OF MAN!"
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I would have said it's more because they all had to claw their brains out
after they saw his rancid weasely cock.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Cock attack!
Yay!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# That's EXACTLY what happened
You've summed up 50 mins in 2 frames. Awesome.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Looks better in Lego
www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=133935&in_page_id=34

P.S. Nick nick, you racist cunt.


Oh dear. How rude. That's really good.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Your right
Ah well...
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Now this is sick.. hahah
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# WTF!?
:o
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Everything looks better done in LEGO.
At least I think so.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# woah!
more thought provoking than most famine+mcdonalds entries.
so i guess i need to tell you i'm clicking 'i like this'
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# This was the other one id id before you might like..
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# indeed.
now do a funny! :)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Little creature design I've been working on.

Click for whole thing
(67k) | More of this nonsense.

I've posted these previously, but they were too small to show detail in that picture.

'Ning.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Very nice.
And when do these creatures go into production?
Woo
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# *places advance order*
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# 'ning
that made me do a laugh that people could hear. :D
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Giegeresque.
CooooOOol.

Boss Drum.

i meant Giger
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Gerogerigegege?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Eezer Goode
Got any salmon?

Sorted.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# 'As any one got any Vera's?
Laaaaavley!
Ah-hahahahaha!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I can move, move, move any mountain.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I've got the "fucking remix your own" four 12-inch version of that somewhere.
/tragic cunt blog
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# LOL! I remember that! :D
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# WOW
:D

I don't have any vinyl, or a device to play it on, they rules.

four 12-inch?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Ouch :(
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# What?
I have no vinyl.

Digital, IT'S THE FUTURE.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I prefer vinyl is all.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# You do that.
;D
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Tell a lie.
It was 3 12"s.
One Little Indian TPLP32
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Hans Ruben Geiger Esque!?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Hoorj!
Boss Drum is my favourite Shamen track.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I fuckin love that!
I swear it is the speck of sand that gave birth to the pearl of Cybergoth/Industrial
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# LIES!
Broken and Fixed by NIN were out before Boss Drum came out. Therefore PHM was out before them so Trent Reznor is named after a Midlands river so nyaah!

And I've just realised where that name came from. like 808State and AphexTwin
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Whom I also link in my mind as giving birth to their later recent incarnations
Cybergoth/Industrial is essentially a '90s acid riff with some geezer singing about death and war over it, after all...
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Hahaha
I've just listened to Boss Drum and the thing it reminds me of most is any tune The Mighty Boosh have ever done.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Yup!
They do love their electro!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)
# sorry for jacking
Does anyone remember the flash-video of the kittens playing musical instruments. I think the lead singer was playing the harmonica. But I might be wrong. Any ideas?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# rathergood.com?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# hey
oh yes, that might be
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Sounds like a Joel Veitch.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# yes
that was it. thank you
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I think I have seen
more flash videos of kittens than I can count.

Have you tried here?

www.rathergood.com
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# my god
I really had forgotten about rathergood. thanks you all.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# www.rathergood.com
you say? And was it Yorkshire?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Independent woman :)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Alf Garnett!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# .
that was it. it's called northern though.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# There it is!
Grab it! :D
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Might need more than fire or sticks there.
*uncrates 30mm auto-cannon*
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# They're only squirrel-sized;
stamping on them would suffice. (:
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Can't be too careful with xenoscum.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Blimey!
I must learn to read properly. I thought it said "Tongue: tastes like a snake's" and was about to ask "how the fuck do you know?"
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Pfft.
You silly.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# it am predator or prey?
sideview and front view, the eyes look the same.

very well done though.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# It fills a similar ecological niche to rats and squirrels,
so it's prey, but as it's an insectivore it's technically a predator too. I used photos of rat heads as reference.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Even Ronald had to eat....
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# hahaha
best one yet
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Randomly placed compo toap not worthy of own thread...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Fuck!
That is terrifying cameltoe!

It's quite scary you can buy clothes that big too. Maybe if factories stopped making them people like that would get the fucking hint to stop eating deep-fried pie sandwiches.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Maybe it's a glandular problem.
Eating too many delicious glands.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# HAHA.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I really want a deep fried Pie sandwich now!
But its ok, coz I am slim innit
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# i do believe that's been shopped
i seem to recall seeing the original, and then one which was shopped, and it looks like it's been shopped further. Shop.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# The camel toe looks damn dodgy to me,
it reeks of Burn tool, *sniffs* or something....
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# If so,
I feel sorry for the poor bastard who had to zoom in and shop that.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Shoulda used luminosity!
;)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# not camel toe...
diplodocus toe!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# She buys them down at the tent and tarp shop...
when she walks across the living room the radio skips.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# jesus fuck
you could park a cadillac in that cameltoe. is that the 'recess' in question?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Fuck a little duck
Gives her somewhere to park her bike I suppose
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Park it, or wear it internally!?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
#
GUNT!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Yo mama so fat
she has her own gravitational pull
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I'm worried it might be a filet-o-fish.
Woo
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Is that a Chuckle Brother
in the car ??
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# It's the Burger King King.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# it's
the burger king :)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# It's Barry.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# $1.25
per bugger?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# macdonalds
is the cheapest...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# but which is more enjoyable?
i) a hamburger

or

ii) a hambugger?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I prefer
In-N-Out Burgers, animal style...

(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# This is a fact. - Rage Against The Machine - Wake Up - Jesus did not exist.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Grandma?
O-o
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# yes?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# ha!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Oh
fuck
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
# i deny the holocaust
go on germany et al lock me up you cunts
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Lol, jokes.
It's true though.

If he's real, why didn't he use his magic to stop it.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# it didn't happen
so why would he
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Lame, mongy, lamentably lame.
See me after class.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# the more someone tells me i am not allowed to say something the more pissed of i get
if the eu get their way you will get 3 years for even having an opinion that differs to others in relation to the holocaust, fuck that
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# jamie fucking oliver!
how dare you, luckily the uk has so far been sensible enough to dismiss this policy of locking up holocaust deniers, i fear this may change, bad idea for education through informed information, it will just fan the flames(lol) of a zionist plot
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Revenge?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
#
magic + super christian voodoo powers.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Iraq is the new Holocaust.
Sequels are rarely as good though.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I hope they don't do a third.
tbf, iraq was no where as big.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# no it isn't
what utter tosh
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Iraq is the world's whipping boy.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPP
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

AMERICA IS THE ENEMY

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# What part of the world do you live in, Dekion?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Bournemouth, United Kingdom
The new Police State.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# i bet that tastes salty
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Have you seen SuperGod in VIZ?
he would like to help but he's just not that type of God
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# You're asking about the motivation of some fucked up emo kid?
Dude, his dad killed him. He's got issues. One crazy fuck now as then.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# It was his day off
the rest of the Justice League were supposed to be taking care of it.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# An odd sort of fact.
However, it is quite truthy. Arf!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Well he died like 1970 years ago or something.
And i didn't see you stopping it either.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I have no idea why
Photobucket
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Oh God.
That has killed my memories of these fellows.
Hahahah
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# mnamagooblegooble
lol
g'nite b3taians!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# 'Night SkUGgy
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Please Mr Clansoul
its SkUG
G'nite
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# 'Night SkUG
gy
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# tata!
infact stuff it - back when i feel like it
not in the mood for b3ta
bye!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# haha
i need to listen to that tune now :)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# the truth is out!
elmo=jodie foster in taxi driver
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# she was the voice of Puglsey in the 1970s Addams family cartoon
FACT!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# a fact like that deserves a westwood style explosion noise
*ka-booms!!*

(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# SUCKING OFF THE BIG DOGS!
or something
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# 'ZACTLY!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# twins yay
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Doo
doo
doo-do-doo


*dances*
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Mnyap nyap nyapit nyap
Mnyap nyap nyapit nyap

Mnyap nyap nyapit, nyammit nyip.........
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha
I don't know why either
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*click*

*pays 5 bucks*
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# 'vning!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Terribly pun, nice shop.
Have a groan, and a woo respectively.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ta and thanks
respect
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Hang on a minute
Has marijuana been reclassified? I thought that was just a silly threat.
Please tell me you 'shopped that ticker thing at the bottom!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha,
you're not called Ms. Pot for nuffin :¬)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Arf
That's coincidental. I am not really a pot-head but I do like to partake on the rare occasion.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# As any
civilized hippy person does ;¬)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] yup
nothing to worry about......yet.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# hahaha, nice
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# cheers!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Genuine ovis gnus . . .
and his watch has the correct time !
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# This man is in charge of the Welsh Cosa Nostra
I genuinely seek refuge in the shower when the radio switches itself on with Today on R4
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# is this on freeview?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# YIFF NIGHT GRRR NEWS YIFF
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Jubbly
:¬)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# 'muchly
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# no dark houses. no snow and dead trees. saw my first icecream van of the year today. how come a 99 is not 99p and a feast is the size of a mobile phone.....
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# this is going to end up with a stabbing in a glasgow street isn't it :D
nice pic
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Brilliant name for an ice-cream company.
hehe.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# And not a fucking old chunky mobile phone either!
I bought an Oyster on tuesday and it was fucking tiny! And after I had run back from the shops to get it too!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Ooh
a large 99 please with sprinkles and raspberry sauce please.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# You girl!
I have my 99's with Chilli Sauce coz I is a man ;)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I've always got a sachet of chilli on me at all times
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# In case of emergencies?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i need flavour
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# The guy who drove the ice cream van round my way when I was a kid
called the raspberry sauce "dragon's blood". It made it much more desirable. He was probably some kind of frustrated marketing genuis.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Or Paedo ;D
....
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Nah, this was way back
before paedos were invented.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Arf!
Ah! Those Golden Days of no Paedos.

Let me leave you with this thought,

....
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# sounds about right. clever disguise.
almost as clever as the police now saying all paedos have to register emails, because it pretty hard to make up a new one.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# or in some way mixed his manly spendings with jam
and laughed like a drain as he drove round
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# he
may have a urinary disease?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# oooof
I scream
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Do drains laugh?
That would seriously bother me.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# apparently they do
never heard one personally mind
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Thanks.
Now I want a 99.

That's good by the way.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I must voice my objection to the "never beaten" claim.
All commercial ice cream is whipped to some degree, which is equivalent to beating.
LET US TAKE A STRONG STAND AGAINST THIS MISLEADING USE OF LANGUAGE.
I like your pic :)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# *raises fist*
YES
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# YES!!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# because in 1986 a mobile phone sized icecream would kill a mere mortal
and for 99p i would expect at least a reacharound afterwards.
\old person blog who hates the whole "\old person blog" thing
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# It's ironic.
99 spoons when you wish you had a red balloon.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I SCREAM !
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Excellent
Woo stuff, and a nice example of why with attention to optimization, images can be physically large and still not rape our bandwidth

Taking this opportunity to whore my own work to enforce this with shopped photography:
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# A true classic !
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# That's a lovely Tion
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# looks fine to me.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# will you stop lionising ur cheetahs and
cheetahrising out lions? :-)

every time I look at that it's like 'something's wrong' and yet I also get 'no, there's no reason to suspect anything is wrong' in my mind
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Thanks, with my meager skilz they take long enough
tis a fluffy thing to say :D
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# awesome!
we've got an ise cream van that goes past every night.
i think it sells less ice cream and more glen's vodka and single fags though.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# kids needs have changed these days
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# indeed
"i'll have a double chocolate with a 99, please" has become "a knife, some smack and your wallet"
:)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# kinell
vodafone really dont like black people!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Save the seals !
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Vodafone?
Bah! I'll deal with Orange for now. Im just waiting for a decent o2 phone to turn up at the mo so I can get free calls....
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# This IS an actual KKK logo
*or so the internet tells me

Amazing how close to voda it is
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Scary stuff, huh?
:)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# it really is
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

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