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Something topical...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)

Yoink!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)

Haha

Oh dear, I laughed

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:43, archived)

Well,

I guess thay can now prise it free of his cold dead hands....

Edit: Tribs beat me to it!

(Bob the Scutter, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)

what wonderful news!

good riddance to that asshole.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:31, archived)

Every adversity

brings an opportunity

(Featheredfish 's life needs an undo key., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:21, archived)

Back to square one.

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:24, archived)

Strike

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:05, archived)

ACQUISITION: PENCIL.

TASK: DRAW.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:12, archived)

Ironically i made this with the pen tool

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:19, archived)

IRONICALLY, I AM TYPING WITH A WET SHARD OF MY OWN SKULL.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:27, archived)

is that ironic because theres nothing in your skull?

or am i way off

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:30, archived)

IT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU DEFINE 'IN'.

WE'RE ALL WAY OFF HERE ON THIS NASTY PLANET.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)

Hurrah!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:24, archived)

Speaking of fetishes...

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Grampa, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:45, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:47, archived)

hahaha

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Grampa, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:59, archived)

He's the head man

supposedly

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:19, archived)

Even Halifax adverts aren't immune to Bush, it seems

And it looks like we'll be getting a few Charlton Heston posts in the morning...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:23, archived)

did you actually make this?

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d d, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:59, archived)

because i've seen it here:

bushlovesitbald.ytmnd.com/

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d d, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:01, archived)

UH-OH CONTROVERSY.

GOOD DETECTING, DOCTGOR.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:03, archived)

i am internet.

i am the best at finding bald headed hoes.

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d d, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)

I WAS NO INTERNET UNTIL LATE TONIGHT.

I DID REALWORLD STUFF LIKE COOK AND CLEAN.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:07, archived)

yes.

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Grampa, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

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Grampa, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)

My icon only displays when I'm thinking about dwarves.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:34, archived)

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Grampa, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:36, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:40, archived)

OH MY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:43, archived)

the last one gives me teh fear

gives me the fear something fierce.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:44, archived)

durty hoors.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:28, archived)

dwarfs.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:36, archived)

would woould no, would would no.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:43, archived)

Hamburger Man

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:01, archived)

I RESPOND WITH OTHER FACE

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:02, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:25, archived)

I'd really like for one of those faces to be blushing and sad.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)

Fantastic work!

Woo!

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Grampa, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:34, archived)

but... does.. it.....tile?™

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)

kinda no.

kind of looks like asscheeks.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:47, archived)

only if you're a sick fucking pervert.

so yeah, it does look like ass.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)

mind if i get in on this thread?

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:42, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:28, archived)

UN-

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:53, archived)

MANBUGGER HAM.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:14, archived)

As promised

click for the full video.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:00, archived)

HAH!

perfect Woo

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:02, archived)

THRUST

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:05, archived)

looks like he's fucking something

hope he enjoys it, whatever it is.

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Shiksa, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:07, archived)

Ohhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh

Duffman... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!

(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:09, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:26, archived)

hahha!

Foot tap ftw!

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Grampa, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:43, archived)

ROBOT CHICKEN!

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:02, archived)

Fluffy lumpkins.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

his bulging flap scares me

woo!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

It's full of hazlet and squirrels tails.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

WARGH!

(__, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)

yay!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 3:16, archived)

It is!

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

Cheers chap!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)

Well,

Everyone enjoys a good lumpkin now and then.

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

^this

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

speak for yourself, bub

*flounces*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

Yay!

Perfect for a sunday morning.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

+ THERE IS SNOW OUTSIDE :D

Here anyway

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Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

yeah

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Sunshine Elephant, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)

Yay

I like this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:26, archived)

POLKA BUTT.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:12, archived)

One I made in my first few days of photoshop a few years back.

Skills haven't really improved :(, and nor have DH's acting skills

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

oooh it's repost time!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

...Maggie?

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

<--- filename

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

Ahh :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

But me no repost :(

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

ooooh

sorry, I got confused by your text.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

This

I love :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

thanks

I made it some very early morning after waking up from a particularly strange nightmare.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

repoats thread!!!!!!

I have eaten a cheese and onion toatsed sandwich, it was quite nice, however, I must say that I want to have a nice glass of coke, but, there is a problem, you see, the coke is downstairs, and I must get off my lazy arse to take myself to the location of the coke, then I have to lift the bottle up and pour it's bubbly black goodness into a glass and then sup it gently, and go 'ahhh' like in them adverts where everyone has water all over them to show that they are being refreshed by this tepid bubbly chemically coloured carbolic acid shite, infact, I've put myself off the idea, fuck it, fuck the whole thing, to HELL! that's right, fuck it, I can't be arsed. but, anyway, I could really do with a drink of coke so if anyone reading this is downstairs be a dear (or a deer) and bring me a nice glass of coke. (if you are a deer, be a dear and don't bother, I don't want your fucking deer shit and deer hooves all over the fucking place, so fuck off). Anyway, I have water so it doesn't matter.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

homicidal?

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:31, archived)

Peas is it? I'm in.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

miaooow

*joys*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)

You might like the other one better.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

I do

:D

bunnybee!!!!!!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

peas!

(first proper anim, fixed a bit)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

There was another picture you could've done for "hung"

But thank sweet Lordy you didn't.

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Rico, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)

"hanged"?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:30, archived)

indeed!

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Reebus does what he does, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:13, archived)

You seem to have started a pearoast thread, so have this :]

Click for bigger
I know I haul it out a lot, but today I remade her trousers and I am very very pleased with it.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

pretty cool

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

Thanks :]

She loved it, too

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

perhaps you should re-re-do her trousers

and make them tasteful? sheesh

;)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)

in my considered opinion

girls should not have taste

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)

I like them.

They are fantastic.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 3:27, archived)

so do i.

i am being a silly.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 3:33, archived)

sex crime.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)

philip glass

cfb

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)

That is utterly fantastic :D

Now I really WILL go to bed.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

thank you

and goodnight
*tousles*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:24, archived)

nite nite

dream of... horses

and spiders

and spider horses

sporses?

hirders?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:24, archived)

Heheh :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

by jingo tha's very good :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

I don't know who this is.

Just some guy called Philip. Well hats off to you Philip, you're famous.

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:24, archived)

HE MAKES NICE MUSIC

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

Yes!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:24, archived)

Woo and Yay for Phil'.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

Cock me

& cock me hard if that's not fucking wonderful!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

Kinda looks like James Woods

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

Excellent!

Philip Glass is one of my favourite minimalist composers ever ever :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 3:50, archived)

me too.

very much so.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

*quietly drops a box of crystal glassware down a set of rubber stairs*

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:46, archived)

stress ball, anyone?

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

unexpected!

*cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

WARNING!

DO NOT OVERSTRESS YOUR BALLS!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

indeed, or the eventual eruption or "spurtment" will cause quite a mess

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)

but makes for a wonderful anecdote

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

yes

"I was just strolling out to bat, and would you believe it I spurted with such vigour that my trousers exploded and snapped a wicket in half!"
:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

pfft!

spiffing stuff, binky!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)

quite! now pass me the port and tell me about the norwegian sailors!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

Bloody top hat?

Woo! :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

crimson jaunty cravat?!?!

tally ho!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

Yes, of course.

How could I be so blind?

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

cause you have silk threaded through your pupils!

silly clansoul :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)

always a bugger

when you wake up with that green stuff in your eyes though.
ooh, it don't 'alf sting

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)

Yeah, I hate that.

Also: I had a strange dream last night.
Something was in my hair, so I pulled it out and chucked it away without thinking.
When I woke up, there was a dead spider on my pillow.
Hmm.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)

good job you weren't dreaming about horses

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

hahaha

Goodnight!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

^This

but now I'm afraid to sleep.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

you should never be afraid of the monsters that come in the dark

it's the one's that come in the daylight you should be fearful of

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

This is very true.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

nite nite

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You bloody loon.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

class :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

i woke up with a lovely ganjover today

and a sore ear
read into it what you will :P

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

You want to kill your father and have a homosexual relationship with your second cousin.

AICMFP.

Edit: And if you don't have a second cousin, it also means you want one.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

but but but

my second cousin is brand new, that's jus rude

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

The entire band?

Sorry, I couldn't resist

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

indeed

including Gerald, the secret siamese twin on
the drummers' waist.
he likes to smoke banana skins

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

How rare.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

*lunges wildly*

where're my croutons?

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

I saw it coming.

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

funny, i saw you coming too

lovely curtains

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

Damn those webcams.

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

wave of the future my friend

now stop wanking

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

can't help it

Stress balls are amazingly sexy.

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

Haahahaha

*sympathises*
did I spell that correctly?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

'ning!

isn't too bothered about spelling in his condition

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

I used to work with a really short, fat and angry man.

We called him stress ball.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

was he made of an elastic like polymer?

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)

No, he didn't cope with stress very well at all.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:24, archived)

what a twat

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

pop!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

kablammo!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

aah, this exploding is going really quite well with zero 7 :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

and with "voices green and purple" by the fuzztones w/ screamin' jay hawkins

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

hehe

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Grampa, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:49, archived)

DEATH TO THE ROUND.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:54, archived)

(slight update)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

That is great.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

Sorry, you seem to have forgotten to post an im-

Oh..

Wait...

ARGH!

*vanishes*

(__, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

hahha

that may look good on your icon too.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

Hahahah

I thought you forgot your img for a sec. But woo! ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

Ohhhh....

Power of the pixel
strong in this one is
:D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

it goes 'wub wub wub wub vrrrrt*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

nawty saucer, spraying urine all over your icon.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)

Evening all!

Click for bigger
Edit: Time for bed methinks! Goodnight all you lovely people.
And the not-so lovely ones, too :]

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

now that's a plump chicken

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

YAY! First reply, too! :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

and did I just see ninjas?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

I think you did. :]

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

sneaky ninjaage :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)

You spelled "SECOND!" wrong.

Also: WOO!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

What do you mean?

I was YAY!ing discomeats for putting my favourite reply first.
And thanks :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)

Cor.

S'lovely. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

*grin*

Thanks lovely ^_^

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

I like your sig

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

Someone told me the other day at school,

when I was rambling about games/computers/comics (dun remember), that my geek was showing. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

It's usually showing anyway when we're talking :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

This is true.

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

^_^

I am new and improved, now.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

I see.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

Yep.

I am not going to be all "OMG YOU SAID SOMETHING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN MEAN SO I WILL EAT YOUR SKIN" any more.
People can thank HappyToast for that.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)

Heehee.

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

Right, I am off now.

Goodnight dear! *cuddles*

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

That's really nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

Cheers Cap'n

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

A Swan!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

SWANNNNNN

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

Too fucking slow....

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

Vesta

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

~~vesta~~ vista

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

hehe.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

hahaha! Making an airship out of matchsticks proved to be an error for the the zeppelin company

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

A real 'oh bugger' moment, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

it's like *head slap* "OH SILLY ME! I DUN GONE AND DUN IT!"

and then everyone around points and laughs

then drops out of the sky in a twisted frame of steel and molten death

lol

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

Vorsprung Durch Napalm....

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

haha

that was essentially what the skin was coated in wasn't it?

some dodgy tar stuff?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

May as well have been....

Silly beggars.

*shakes head*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

still, comedy nazis, gotta laugh

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

I wonder what swan tastes like...

Woo!

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Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)

Like Veal, Foie Gras, Caviar, and all those lovely things we shouldn't really like

but do

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

Lovely things we shouldn't like but do?

Rustlers microwave chicken burgers. Lord help me they're glorious. I know, I know. I'm a sucker for MSG.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

You have to admit though, when you call it MSG it sounds much less bad for you.

And quite cool frankly.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

monosodiumglutamate.

Which just sounds like one slice of salty bread. That can't be too bad, surely?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

It's more the kind of thing I imagine Peter Cushings saying at Christopher Lee.

Or Worf saying in a thick Klingon accent.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

I can't imagine having a booming man voice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

Your loss.

Personally I like to boom at every opportunity I can.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

Way-oh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

Height-u?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)

Ichi ni san she go roku nana hachi qu ju.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)

Faux Japanese eyyy....

Don't make me break out the Korean insults.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

That's not faux!

that's 1 - 10!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

Nonun kun un dung eet da -

You have a colossal and unsightly arse.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

Well, I was more thinking of *nice* things, but if you insist...

Remind me again, where is it it I'm taking you for dinner, ma'am?

*contemplates canceling Ivy booking*

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

Ohhhh wherever.

Hamburg? We both enjoy it, and I can get that lovely uniform I saw last time I was there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

I know about 8 fab places to eat in Hamburg!

/used to live there blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

Well as long as it's not the pasta place

with the waiter so rude I spent half of the dinner trying desperately to remember what the German for inadequate was.

So I need to go to the shop with the big fetish queening throne in it, and the boot shop down the other end of the reeperbahn near the...aldi is it?

I'm sorry, the only time I was there I was generally extremely drunk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

Oh no...what I had in mind was

The wonderful seafood place down on Fischmarkt, jeez, that really rocks...

Edit: The last time I was on the Reeperbahn was when I went to see the Tragically Hip - i.e. a long time ago

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

Seafood?

Seafood AND JPG?

I am there. Several hours before I need to be. Jumping up and down with excitement.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

Ma'am...

Consider the reservation already made.

*means it*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

It will happen one day.

And it'll be awesome, and I shall eat them out of house and home.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

*books*

until then, my lovely, g'night - gotta go pack...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

Night lovely!

Have fun! x

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

cor very nice

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

Evening Rev!

How are you?

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

That's quite incredible

Have a

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timhalbert club sandwiches, not seals, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

Parp.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

Worthy of

Halloo Cockalorum!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

Oh my...

that is rather nice :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

Thankyou :]

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

PSORIASIS BERD.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)

Dyed my hair...again. :D

Original-ish here-ish.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)

Wowee! That looks awesome :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

Wowee?

Hahah I have never seen/heard anyone say/type that. But thank you. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

I have said it three times today.

^_^

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

Oh...er...okay.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

Once on dA, and twice on b3ta.

So ner!

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

Oh, okay.

Hahahah. I have said :3 a lot today.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

So have I.

It's that frisbee guy's fault.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

Hahahahahah

That's how Andi used to eat lollies. See?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

Andi is awesome.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

Yes.

Yes it is.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

Will you ever tell me Andi's sex?

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

No one

will ever know. ^_^

'cept me and two other persons.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

Who are the two other persons?

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

"But which one?"

/standard joke blog

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)

Oh, silly discomeats.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

haha

:)

edit: And now I'm getting an ice cream :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

Yes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

it was nice

ICE CREAM

it's so great!

I bet you want ice cream now haha

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

I do!

But I had icecream already. And if I eat more, I'll get fat. So, *drinks milks* *eats green and blacks* ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

gah my powers of suggestion are weakening

I'll probably talk about bacon before long aswell

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)

I'm just hard to impose ideas upon

or something. I am, therefore, resistant to peer pressure. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)

what about pier pressure?

if I had a bucket of fish, and like, we were on a pier

and I said like "HERE, FEED THE DOLPHINS!"

would you resist that?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

Mayeb not.

Cos dolphins. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

aha!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

But dolphins!

I mean, they're slimy, but adorable. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

SHUSH

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

true

now, if I had a bucket of dolphin

and said "HERE, FEED THE TUNA!"

what about then?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

You!? Fat!?

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)

I like to eat

and I know it's gonna catch up with me at some point. So I'd rather it happen when I'm, like, 40, and don't care anymore.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

I eat never ending amounts of junk food.

And I am not fat in the slightest.
It started to go to my thighs, but it stopped.
I hope it doesn't catch up with me, but if it does I can always buy a treadmill.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

nah, it's mid life crisis stuff

just buy a sports car and go to hawaii

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

Heheh

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

this temporary solution will solve the problem permanently

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

I agree.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

This^

'cept it doesn't stop going to my thighs.

*doesnm't mention pot belly*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

^_^

And your thighs look fine.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

O_O

haha

if it suddenly catches up with you then

_you'll care_

haha

"OMG MID LIFE CRISIS! MORE ICE CREAM!"

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

HAHAHAHAH

this.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

I'm going to go into the kitchen to cry

also, I just realised I've had a sandwich and an ice cream today

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

hoorah!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

^_^

Hello there, dear. How's you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

cool stuff!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)

Thanks, Rev.

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

I DYED MY PUBIC HAIR.

NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A FROSTED CUPCAKE PERCHED ABOVE AN ANGRY, SWEATING EEL.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:51, archived)

that looks 100% better

i like it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

Niece + pens = colouring in time!

I could have used some other races, but the similarities would have been even more visually and ideologically tenuous.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

Haha

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Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

Nice colouring!

Mini TJ: Oh god its nearly my 10k. WHAT DO I DO?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

Drink heavily and wonder where your life went wrong?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

I can do that.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

you just decribed what i'm currently doing

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

*Glomps*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

*spmolg*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

You get....

Naked!

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Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

This seems like a bad idea.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

How about you draw us a pritty picture?

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Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

I think I have an idea...

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

Will it include a top hat?

Please?

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Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

Yes, yes it will.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

Yay! :D

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Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

Sack.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

Invent a new kind of chicken, with 6 legs

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

I will go 6 better than that!

A CHICKEN WITH 12 LEGS!

IMAGINE THAT!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

how about 8?

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

you work for KFC.

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Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

I do?

/quits

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

hmm

/squits

now, that's better

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

fuck! 8 legs! that's one for every day of the week!

(and twice on sundays)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

but you're ment to chill on sunday

according to craig david

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

ok, I'll eat a pair of frozen ones, and chicken legs too

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

*resists urge*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

I FEAR THIS VERY MUCH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

WHOA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)

That it scary, but I like it.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:13, archived)

that's the spirit!

b3ta.com/board/8256029

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)

all he needs is a pair of giant stinging tentacles.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)

balls

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Shada, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

GET NAKED!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

Certainly not!

The scandal alone would destroy everything.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

buuut

IT'S THE LAW

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

I never saw your nips!

I refute this law.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

ROTATING NIPPLES?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

YES!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)

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Shada, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

i like the lron hubbard guy on the end.

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d d, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

Ron 'Ironman' Hubbard's Super Off Road

*hums thememusic*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

RON 'IRONMAN' HUBBARD'S SUPER FE OFF ROAD ORE CHALLENGE

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

not enough of a trekkie to get it...

sorry

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

Don't worry.

Instead you can admire that if you colour a klingon's robes yellow, he looks almost exactly like an 10th century Turkish Saracen warrior

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

Needs nazis.

First-gen kept finding them all over the galaxy.

Woo and arf.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

Nazi isn't really a religion though is it?

I suppose Roman Catholic is close enough, but i'd already done Christianity...

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

Nazis were christian innit?

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Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

Kinda.

Not that you'd notice. More that fascism had
a lot of support by christian nationalists from
many countries. It was quite popular all over.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

Kahn might be the iconic form.

RCs were bandwagon jumpers. At least that's
how the nazis viewed it. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

Isn't that Elton?

Second from the left...

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..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

Is he a scientologist?

Or is that left to the weirdos across the pond?

He's not a klingon, surely, or was that Tom Cruise?

I'm sorry, I have to admit I'm very very drunk right now, nevermind me... as you were, everyone...

(DeadGoon autopilot, no control, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

STAR JEWS: NO.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)

I am playing with the trial version

of Photoshop Elements 6 for Mac.

...but there seems to be a bit of a bug stopping me adjusting the frame delay in the animation. Maybe I will just buy the full version instead.

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

sexy bot tiem?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

You called?

(i changed my name to "SEXEH ROBOT" but then i got scared someone would steal my name and i would cry and it would not be cool :( )

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Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

USERNAME STEALING TIME

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

If you change your username for comedy purposes

then there is nothing stopping an unscrupulous person from nabbing your real username before you can switch back.

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

this scares me too much to think

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

there is

the name you registered with will come up as taken if say i tried to change my name to said name.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

that's definitely not true

change your name and see.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

go on try and use my name then

it won't let you use kv...well it shouldn't.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

like this?

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8256440

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

Not unless

it has been added as a recent code tweak to the board.

Provided a user-name is not currently in use, there is nothing to stop anybody using it. Regardless of who signed up with it. As far as I know.

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

ah i was wrong

just tried it.
i registered the name kitty vomit about 4 years ago and it's currently something else...hence i have it now...so i shall change back to kittyvomit.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

*sniggers*

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Duncoffin is life., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

Sracist!

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

SRACIST.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

am not!

*shits smr spineapple* take that!

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Duncoffin is life., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

*spakis*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

*spics*

wait.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

YOU JUST HAD TO FUCKING COME ON AND RUIN EVERYTHING, DIDN'T YOU.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

Yes.

It does tend to stain doesn't it?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

Lololololol

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

ive been without tattyshop for quite a while

so i am now surounded by a huge pile of paper with stuff scribbled on it

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

Since I bought my new Mac

I have resisted installing hooky software on it, therefore I have yet to choose which image manipulating software to buy.

Elements is not bad, but I get the feeling I might splash out and buy Photoshop. I have used it for so many years now, everything else feels a little alien.

At least I qualify for the educational price, which is only a fraction of the full commercial price.

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

i had the same version of photo shop for four years

someone gave me cs2 but i hated it.
when my puter had uts last meltdown i lost it and i cant find the disk now, at least its got me drawing for real again,using compasses and stuff its great.
*edit* you will like this check out this robot guy www.robothut.robotnut.com/project.html

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

mmmmm

robots

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

I've been mostly playing with synfig

which is free, amazingly cool, but very very buggy.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

I've got elements 5 for windows

also has a frame delay bug

like your robot though :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

Thats rather ace!

woo! 'ning, also!

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Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

ROBOT BREAK DANCING!

good night b3ta, have some cake!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

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Shada, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

I found PS CS2 for mac

to be in perfect working order.

Besides, people shouldn't feel so guilty about cracked software. For instance, apple released their latest version of Logic without a dongle... which previously had never been cracked, now you only need a serial and it was understandably cracked the day after release!

Why?

IMHO its because they recognise that they will lose a small percentage of sales in the short run, but gain loads more in the long run... ala flash, reason, PHOTOSHOP, etc.

In video game business model terms this is called "free to play", where they release the actual product for free with the knowledge that a small percentage, of a now large user base, will buy it and/or any peripherals.

Anyway, I'm pissed... you may ignore everything i said with my blessings.

(A Hospital Carpark, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

I have no guilt in using cracked software for personal use

but this laptop will be used professionally, making me more concerned about running anything dodgy.

Not that I use photoshop for anything professional, but I would rather everything on this machine was squeaky clean just in case.

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

OBO.

OBO OBO OBO.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:32, archived)

I declare it tiem

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

Pea?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

It seems not

Woo then.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

as if peas

can't bee woo'd

can they?

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

ha ha you love em!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

haha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

I love these

How many have you done so far?

Woo and clicks

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

this post marks the 9th one

Leningrad did a couple aswel, but he seems to have vanished..

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

might have changed his name again!

i can't keep up with len and his many name changes.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

last thing he told me he was too busy

working at rockstar north (!)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

I *SHUDDER* to think what will be created if he's a game designer

it will make you laugh so hard your bowels collapse, while still having you holding the controller in your clammy clam hand clams

:)

edit: what's he doing up there anyway?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

Logically he should be St. Petersburg now.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

>HISTORICAL NERD LOL<

;)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

if only i had enough brain cells left to get that

damn booze.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

Left?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

har har har

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

*loves moistly and intimately*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

please don't

i feel ill enough as it is.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

Lucky i'm a sadist and love vom play then.

*shudder*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

i don't think i'll vom.

not unless i drink more...which wouldn't be a good idea.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

That's the spirit (no pun intended, mainly because I can't think of a link between your situation and ghosts)!

Drink away the pain. DRINK. DRINK!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

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Shada, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

Haha,

Makes me glee!

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Aenesis, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

FUCK YES!

I love mong time!

In other news: I turned 30 today so WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO FOR ME BITCHES?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

HAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOO YOOOUS

*RAPES*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

*LOVES*

*PUTS ON THE CRYING ACT IN HOPE IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

Shove 30 beers down your throat.

Happy Birthday Sir!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

how you been mate?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

Take you to the carousel.

To be renewed.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

can I put a fork up your testicles

piss you in the face and hang you at my fencepost?

mind you, there were days when this was considered fitting

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

FUCK YES!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

TJ!

dear b3ta
a friend and I are making some kind of internet club for gaming (only some of you can join) but we need a Kool Name for it. Can the wise hiveminds of beta help us?

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Duncoffin is life., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

dear Duncoffin

b3ta is not in right now, perhaps you should try again later

*peep*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

*parp*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

*poop*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

*plop*

this is turning into a mini story

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

*prince*

a soundstory

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

last time I use b3ta as an agony aunt.

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Duncoffin is life., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

bump this up one?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

The Kool Internet Gaming Club

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

C K, thats how the kool kids roll.

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Aenesis, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

Genius sir!

and there was me going with "Team Awesome Weapon Tactics"

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Duncoffin is life., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

why not

'Team Weapon Awesome Tactics'

T.W.A.T. !

(not trying to be offinsive btw)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

"You have no life remaining"

More a telling sign of the users than a cool name though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

B3TA

Best 3 Try Again

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

how about

iClub MMMLNLMGLNG
iiclubhfClub MMdodoMLNLMGLNG dribble
iiiSuper Hyper Game Team 3-B Codename "SAPENT-X"
ivClub iv
vThe Pony Club
viThe Seal Club

there's some suggestions! what's great suggestions!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

Hahaha

serves the little fish killing bastards right!
Nicely :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

Thwap!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

Woo and a Yay

And a Hoopla and, dare I say it... a Panowie for the authenticity. I've only now realised that whenever I see those guys, I think of Jaws. But now it's so obvious, it's ridiculous.

(DeadGoon autopilot, no control, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

haha

the fish at the end makes it

(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:13, archived)

It's subtle...

...but I couldn't resist.

(walrys, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

ha ha ha ha that bus is blue

silly bus

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

we used to have pink buses

"THE PINK PANTHERS" they were called

everyone loved them

all 6 of the people who traveled by them

so they made no money, so they stopped them :(

they were pink, nobody got stabbed on any of the pink buses because the pinkness made them happy or otherwise reduced stabby thoughts

oh well, now we have mostly ordinary coloured buses now, and everyone is stabbing eachother, you can't go more than 3 stops without receiving a basic knife wound to some part of your anatomy.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

bindun..but i like this one

it's funneh

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

Soz

yeah, guess it must've bindun a thousand times, not seen it meself, there ya go...

(walrys, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

And...

...i kept his head proportional.

(walrys, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

yours is a bloody good verion

nout wrong with a bit of bindun

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

Everything's been done before

Originality is over-rated.

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boris the spider, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

Wha?

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Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Morrison

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

ris?

^ note irony

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

Hehe

I couldn't believe he was complaining about the 'nostalgia business' in music these days
he wouldn't be getting a penny without it

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

mofaha sick

This was the best I could manage.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

...and one I made the other day but didn't post.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

i see a gnu thats laying down

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

That means rain.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

is it presenting?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

i don't particularly like this one. it's quite scary and looks like it might attack.

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Shada, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

the titanic?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

This does look rather bulgy.

It's like a cross between the scene in Alien when John Hurt has his chest explodey, and the scene in Tron where Jeff Bridges gets turned into pixels by a laser.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

Whoooop!

that's making my head do funny circles
:)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

This has promise

but needs more ninja chimpmunks

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

You are bullying me because I'm sick.

I may cry.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

tears of happiness?

p.s. i meant the style has promise (i missed that bit out) I really do like it :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

Too late

I'm distraught.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

im SkUG

hello distraught, would you like a biscuit?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

Biscotti perhaps

I'm trying to be a bit more classy.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

why are you ill?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

I demand you get better this instant!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

i like this one. it's quite stylish.

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Shada, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

Get well soon!

Woo1

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Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

And yet it's one of the best!

Have a *hug*.
Get well soon sir :]

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

tolderance?

2.0?

What's HAPPENING?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

Muahahahaha!

I have turned over a new leaf with the help of HappyToast.
I have decided to not be a cunt.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

That's nice ^_^

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

^_^

So how are you tonight?

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

Let's see how long you last :D

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Shada, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

Well I managed to be good earlier,

and if I can put up with you I can do anything! :D
You're lovely really.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

What, you can shit backwards?

*awaits video proof*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

cunt!

oh sorry force of habbit

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

Bye then.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)

Mofaha must get well soon.

For I bear news.

The bad news is I am yet to test out the textury thingies..

HOWEVER, the multiple good newses are that I bought a copy of ICO today, created a name for my rabbits, AND INSIST FOR IT TO BE YOUR NICKNAME.

Your new name is Moof.

Also, I like this :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

I was going to buy Shadow of the Colossus,

but my sister pointed out to me that first I'd need to buy new PS2 controllers for we have lost the others.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

Have you played yet?

I stayed up until 4.30 this morning playing. I think it's one of the nicest, best-designed games I've ever played.

Edit: only minor flaw is the camera imo.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

I haven't yet

I was doodling all day in my sketchbook and wanted to save the game for when I'm not tired.

I know if I start playing it now, I won't sleep for days, as I'll just be enthralled :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

I must steal your ICO.

I was drawing a saxophone today, which must be one of the most difficult things to shade in biro. Stupid reflections.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

What are you going sick?

Get better and have a beer

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

bzzzzzzzzzzzz

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

allergic to bee stings?

allergic to nuts?
its not your lucky day!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

Yay!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

hurrah!

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McBadger COW, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

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Shada, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

you are a walrus

AICMFP

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

i wish

how awesome would that be? goddamn.

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Shada, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

You are the eggman

AICMFP

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

MY NAME IS DOCTOR IVO ROBOTNIK

DOC DOC DOC DOCTOR IVO ROBOTNIK

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Shada, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

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