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# Hold on tight!


spent way too much time doing this pissed last night.
It was gonna be a futuristic escalator type thing but it spun me out in the end and I had to go to bed.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# that actually makes me feel a bit ill
well done.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Sorry
it did that to me last night, you should see it at 5 frames per second!

:)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# i wouldn't even attempt that sober
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I don't think I would either to be honest
:s
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Death done a luggie down those stairs....
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# :D
a luggie?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# spit, flem, thlemgh, gurgle etc etc
mouth-snot.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Ahhh
a Grollie!

Woo!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Jeccy is trying to get down with the youngsters
by speaking all American and stuff.

TALK NON COUNTRY SPECIFIC WOMAN!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Pearoast:
I tried this sober last night and it hurt my head....

www.b3ta.com/board/8278166
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# My god!
I'm glad I didn't see that last night!

Very woo, I'd like to have a play with that ...... may I?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Help yourself.
I was just getting to know paint.net and fiddling around with some things.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Thank you
if my kids leave me alone for a bit tonight, I'll have a bash at it.

:D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Arf!
Silly man! Condoms is cheaper than kids! ;)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Hehe
Now he tells me.....
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# haha thats unpleasently like being drunk
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Yeah,
it was kind of a throw back to my christmas party a couple of years back. I accidentally got off the last tube at Canary Wharf instead of Lewisham. That was very silly of me :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Carbon Offset Death Star
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# ha ha
although at first I thought those tie fighters were just you writing 'lol' a few times ;)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# But is it Fair Trade?
Woo!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I just felt a great disturbance in the force
Serves me right for drinking 8 pints of Old Peculier.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I frankly adore this
have a woo.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning, Sick of the Undeground?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Brundle-fly approves of this method of transport.
:)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# It looks like a fly killer
but if you go first I'll follow.

Woo!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Ahhhh!
It's BT - don't trust it!

'Ning all
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# pffft
yeah, i'd rather walk into a butcher's disguised as a lovely pig pig
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# We have BT Total Broadband.
Unsurprisingly, it's as slow as Dial-Up.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I've got tiscali
it's faster than I'm paying for

:-D

help yrself to some bandwidth, i've got some piled up in the corner
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I think our internet is a waste of unlimited downloads.
But we're too scared to change it because a week off the internet would make ClanSoul go crazy.
Maybe we'll switch to something while we're in France, then we'll have a good excuse to not use it for a week.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# this happens a lot in france
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# i sound like barnaby bear
i like barnaby bear
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# This only work if you're 5 yards from the junction box
if you are more than 5 yards, it's quicker by bus :)

woo :D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# And if someone uses the payphone while you're teleporting
you get disconnected and end up in Ethiopia.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# you end up half person half trunk (call)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Yeah.
Well - It's a lucky dip, really.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# And all the customer service departments
will have difficult to understand martian accents.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# That's Golders Green
And I claim my £5
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)
# morn'
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Ace as always.
'ning.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# that's a nice hat!
(Sounds better using hawk and cat than eagle and cat)
Woo!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Ay up.
Excellent work Mr Descent!

Woo!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Yay!
Nice work sir!

*strokes*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# *slap*
at this hour? dirty beast!

more please....I can pay....
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# That is fantastic!
But also the stuff of nightmares

*tickles chin*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Ning
How are you sir
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# ello sir
still waking up ... *falls back asleep..zzzzz*
hope things good with you
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Aside from being in work fine
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Considered too niche a product, it was quickly withdrawn...

I actually did this joke a year ago, here:
www.b3ta.com/board/7084178
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# made me chuckle
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Ah-ha-ha-HA-HA!!!
cfb Ahahahaha!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# yey
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# is that starting at the
age of 16 and not finishing until you're 65?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Have you seen the massive Millenium Falcon?
My cousin managed that in an evening, complete with modded LEDs...
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# shit! you wouldn't want to
loose the instructions for that!

I imagine that isn't a child's hand.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# nope
It's huge and weighs a ton...he's got the super star destroyer as well, and I think he might have recently purchased the Death Star
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *covets*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Both eggsellent!
Woo!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# woo
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Bunny!
Accidentally deleted this from last night (somehow, so here it is again)


(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# *slips in cheaky pea-roast*
Noooo!

My chameleon "pugsley" has been sitting on a photo of Barbara Cartland all morning...
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Dirty boy!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Ewww
Hehe
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I cant help but see the original
as some kind of fluffy one eared cyclops.



it gives me teh ph34r
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Seagull Lizard!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)
# haha, that's special, that is.
In a minor and thoroughly predictable threadjack, how is everybody today? I'm going to be getting my hair cut* D:

*if you care.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:53, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:11, archived)
# are you a b3ta time machine?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)
# BA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BWAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I just blew my nose
and it was very satisfying, thank you.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)
# I am well, thank you.
I shall be appearing at the RAH tonight with my splendid new light show. (Three boy scouts with various filtered flashlights)



Edit: The observant among you will note one of the boy scouts actually has two flashlights. That is Geoffrey, the pack leader.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# i sang there!
in like, an actual Prom :p
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I never sung there myself,
but I did go to see someone I will not admit to, as my ex's mum tuned his piano, and he gave us a free box. In the box next to us was Baby Spice. It was sweet!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I never sung there either
I used to have a flashlight like those in the picture, only mine was even better, it was a Rainbow one.. sorry Geoffrey
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Sea gizard?
Parrortoise! Attack!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Muhahaha
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Cheaty cheater!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)
# :(
I am fail
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)
# :D


Saturday 'nings all round!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I should know better
but here - this might give solace to any other incompetents looking in -


(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Hahaha
This is woo
*clicks*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Are you alright? :)
Thank you!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] b3tarded


.. but can't we, "all just get along?"... civilised satire.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:38, archived)
# not to be confused with the real thing
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 7:51, archived)
# They won't trace that phone call.
No sirree.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 7:59, archived)
# Of course not
why would they do something like that?

ps: throw the phone off of a bridge into a river shortly after, well officer the phone got lost a few days ago
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:24, archived)
# That seems like a pretty expensive way to jump a queue.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:35, archived)
# especially if you're fresh out of water wings
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Yes, the real thing is hardly as much fun.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:23, archived)
# aah, a technique I once used
to avoid paying for dental work
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)
# I am the truth, the way and the light switch
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Looks sore
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 6:26, archived)
# yes, yes :-P
turn the lord on, etc.

woo
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 6:26, archived)
# lol WTF?!!!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 6:53, archived)
# actual Jebus light switch plate - US standard switch.
from a few years ago - don't think it is still in production (but they would sell millions now!)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 6:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:05, archived)
# OOH
I like the horizontal lines peeking from under the light pink
Very nice :3
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:10, archived)
# I'm busy coding.
There's a slim chance I may actually do something with my website.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:12, archived)
# O lawd.
I need to actually MAKE mine again.

I hated it, so i ditched the whole thing.

I'm so professional :3
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:15, archived)
# What did/do you use?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:17, archived)
# Notepad.
I'm fucking hardcore.

Also, cheap.

What aboot you?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:18, archived)
# Textpad.
It's a fantastic plain-text editor designed for hand-coding.
Grab the syntax definitions for the languages you use and you can customizably colour-code your markup and code.
There's a demo version available for download. If you try it and like it let me know; no need to get stuck with a demo copy :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:25, archived)
# Oooh, I had a thing sort of like that after I'd made it.
Called Notepad++, was a similar thing, only it was coloured similarly to the firefox source code, and had tabs.

Is Texpad mac-patible by any chance? D:
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Mac-patible, dunno.
Doesn't look like it.
Are you working on a Mac then?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:37, archived)
# I generally do.
I have a choice of using my fairly powerful and useful macbook, or my shitty shitbox of a PC that has crashed more times than I've had hot dinners.

So when I said I'd mainly be using my mac for music stuffs, it turned out to be for graphics, internet browsing, movie watching, stereo, legwarmer etc.

Edit: I shall leave you now, Mister Codeybum. I'm going to watch a bit of Futurama and doze off, as it's just gone 6am. TURRAH.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)
# *mac fives*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Ah
I just checked the site again. The demo is still there, but it's a new version. The screenshots look horrible, but it's completely configurable... on my system it looks almost exactly like Notepad because I like to see a big white page when I'm writing :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:35, archived)
# Ooh, sounds a bit fun.
It's not for mac though, so I'll just dump it on my PC some time :3
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)
# goodnight everyone
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Ha
I've just seen you b3ta pics. Very good they are.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)
# drop my fat wife here then.. lurlker robot she is.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)
# I LOVE YOU SID.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:56, archived)
# Nutter!
Woo.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:59, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:07, archived)
# RADIOCHIP PLZ.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:08, archived)
# Soooo tired right now.
I'm over the bug I had but it's left me worn out. I think Kk has it now :(
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:10, archived)
# She said she felt ill.
I had a feeling you had either passed it on, or injected her with a deadly toxin when she wasn't paying attention.

That's how most of my friends get ill.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:15, archived)
# What did you do that with?
it's a tiny bit of awesome
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:14, archived)
# Wiv his weewee
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:15, archived)
# Milkytracker
It's free, and FUUUUUN.

I'm arranging one of my band's songs at the moment, afterwards I might do some full length ones :3
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:17, archived)
# Fuck me, that's ACE ACE ACE.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:54, archived)
# I love SID too!
Nice loop :o)

/goes into loft to find C64
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:24, archived)
# This is ace, you're very talented.
And with that, I'm off. Night all.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:25, archived)
#
Nighty.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:25, archived)
# ah!
thats where all teh sheep went!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)
#
That's extremely good! Woo!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:25, archived)
# YES!

(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:27, archived)
# Nom nom, indeed!
WY
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:30, archived)
# TEEFS!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:38, archived)
# TEEF
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:45, archived)
# I HAS TEEF!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:50, archived)
# RAWWWRRR
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 5:06, archived)
# I rather like that
Subtle tagging too.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
#
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#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:13, archived)
# That cat looks like my cat Rosie.
Well, my parents' cat I suppose.

(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:15, archived)
#
At least it was the cat you recognised.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Nah, that's not their floor.
And Rosie Posie Pudding and Pie Licked The Boys and Gave Them AIDS (as is her full name, thank you very much) has darker ears.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:21, archived)
# When she does something bad...
Does she get "Rosie Posie Pudding and Pie Licked The Boys and Gave Them AIDS get down these stairs you filthy moggy, you've eaten tonights dinner!"
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Yup.
Well, from me.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I thought it was quite subtle, much like..

(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:16, archived)
#
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# You sicken me.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:30, archived)
#
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#
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# /Boogie all night long/
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:56, archived)
# meh
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:26, archived)
# re-lated
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 6:02, archived)
# *lubes*
what were you saying, again?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 6:05, archived)
# 2001 called
they want their image back
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)
# When did b3ta become a
fan-site?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Happy spring.
And good night!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)
# SPRING? HOW HIGH? wyh
I'm also gonna hit the hay and watch a film. Niiight.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)
# *boing*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)
# G'night :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Awww
That's very nice.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)
# James Brown - Living In America.

(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# YEAH
get em
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)
# I got 99 problems, but a jape aint one.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:24, archived)
# Big Pimpin.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:25, archived)
# interesting how they all squint their left eyes
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 4:49, archived)
# Cheerful!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
# This is very nice
It makes me feel all warm inside. That and the whisky. Mmm, the whisky. Sweet, sweet, iodiney whisky.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:33, archived)
#
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# LUMPSWANS!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Hahaha
STURDY
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
#
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# You suck.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)
# goodness, jean-claude is looking rough these days
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# This was taken when he was 15.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:16, archived)
#
It's the AIDS.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:16, archived)
#

(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
#
I heard Prince bought all of them.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:29, archived)
#
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#
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# 2008 will be quite a year.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:37, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Wonderful!
I like that.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)
# CLAWTAIL
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)
# :)
"Ghostly hand pursues duck"
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
#
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# God that's a bit class.
/Catching up blog
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 6:02, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I just thought of this..
after seeing all the others pardon the copying :-O
Photobucket
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)
# WAKKO!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)
# HURRAH.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)
# YOU KNOW WHAT. I'M GOING TO POST THIS:
I MADE IT FOR MY PROFILE BUT FUCK IT I'M A REBEL AND SHIT LIKE THAT.

(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)
# HE IS A CAT
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I NEED TO GET THAT BACK.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Ooh.
Multiple choice. I'll go for a)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# The correct answer was:
ATOMS DON'T EXIST.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
#
They're a figcake of my imagination?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Figs actually don't exist, and neither do you or I.
I published a totally scientific book you see and it's totally syence and acurit
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)
# That's all well and good
Except it doesn't fucking exist. How's them (nonexistant) apples? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Well. Eh? Eh? Eh?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# They flavour in my mouth. BUT IT'S NOT EVEN REAL. WHAT'S THE INTERNET? WHY ARE ELECTRICITY?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)
#
What is love?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Sticky?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# WOAH-OH-OH! DANG-DANG!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# yes.
yes.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)
# hahahaah.
HELLO I AM CHINESE. AAAAAHHHHH I LIKE TO USE CHOPING STICKS TO EAT MY NOODLES BECAUSE I AM DUMB.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)
# MY EYES ARE LIKE HORIZONTAL VAGINAS.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)
# THIS IS HOW YOU JUSTIFY SKULLFUCKING ASIANS.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)
# R U RLY AZN?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
# YOU DON'T COME HERE FOR THE HUNTING, DO YOU?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# ttssattsr is...
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:24, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)
# ...
...CERTAINLY NOT MADE OF ATOMS.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)
# ...
IS MADE OF CATS AND GELATINE
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I fucking hope so.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)
# my cat is asleep on my foot
and appears to be dreaming about twitching her legs all over the place.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)
# What is her name?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Maddie
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Audrey
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Betty-Joe?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)
# This pussy has an asshole.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Stop playing with the lipstick.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)
# GoooooodByyyyeeeeeeeee Hooooooorssseeeeeeeeeeeeszzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)
# MEOW
FEED ME OR FACE THE SPHINCTER OF DOOOOOM
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
[challenge entry] you know the're coming
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Reminds me of this Not The Nine O Clock News joke
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

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