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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:56, archived)

ha ha

foot face

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:03, archived)

has a foot for a face, and a face that is a foot

FOOT FACE!

sorry I had to sing that

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:04, archived)

loser

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:17, archived)

he's such a heel

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:06, archived)

go on, stick the boot in!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:12, archived)

oh shoe, away with these bad puns

I know they are the sole of wit but this is ridiculous. I hope that's laced everything up....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 2:17, archived)

CFB

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

these remind me of video game characters

tho I can't quite place them

it's nice :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:15, archived)

Thanks :)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:18, archived)

toejam and earl

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:33, archived)

I ahve that game on the megadrive

maybe one day I might sustain conciousness past playing the first level

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:35, archived)

I instantly started singing the music to it when you said that.

God knows why, I never even owned it and only ever played it once.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:37, archived)

is it rare, maybe some twat will pay money for it

actually I have been pondering getting rid of the megadrive games, I don't seem to have played any of them in 3 or so years

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:38, archived)

I also still have TJ and Earl,

and love it.

I got to level six once. It was awesome. Pesky Earthlings.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:42, archived)

I wish modern games were still actually difficult.

I remember loads of my games from my childhood I spent ages playing and still barely even got near the end.

I'll be fucked if I can think of a single modern game like that.

Depressing really. I'd get my amiga out if it still worked and didn't sound like a euphemism.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:44, archived)

mine works

and the amiga too

but meh, it's easier using the emulators innit

for things that are too hard, try completing any game on mame with 1 coin

oh well, I can do one :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:56, archived)

well yeah, but look at portal, or bioshock -

games these days are more interactive films more than anything else. You can't really apply old logic to something that's morphed beyond recognition.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:59, archived)

it is what it is

there's lots of choice about nowadays

I've yet to try looking for old pc games

there's over 20 years worth there

not to mention the endless japanese games that never made it out of japan

plenty to keep even the most bored twat amused for a long long time :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:04, archived)

Top left face=Chump

100% fact

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:42, archived)

Looks like most of the cast..

..from Half Life 2!

Woo!

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mikenco, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:31, archived)

No reason

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:40, archived)

i hate it when that happens

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

none needed.

this pleases me as the genie looks like a giant purple popeye.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

^this^

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

^and this^

The genie's got a great cleavage too.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:32, archived)

Silly Djinn!

Get the fucking cement out of your ears you retard!

:D

'ning b3ta

what's happening? is it sexy tiem yet?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:50, archived)

always

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:51, archived)

*unzips*

LET'S SEX!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

what is all this cement and retard stuff?

I have missed a wagon somewhere :(

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

"Where's my fucking bandwagon you retards?"

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

someone made some idle comment/post some time ago

and it became a 30 second micromeme

in which like 2 people partook of it, rendering it sad

it appears to have come back for sunday gay shift, which is a fine and traditional time for stuff that nobody wants to see :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

Like Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:58, archived)

only without the hideously ugly extremely rich human who for some reason women find attractive

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Massive wang.

*relurks*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

cement

retard

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:06, archived)

Le grande cement dans le retard!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:08, archived)

indeed

it's quite likely that his man throbber is gargantuan

and that he knows how to use it!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yeah!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:08, archived)

No it is, Sarah Brightman says so.

And she's far too dim to make up something like that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:08, archived)

Logically it makes sense though.

Given that he is just a cave troll who stumbled across a tailored suit and has attempted to adapt to human society.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

The same could be said of Patrick Moore.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:13, archived)

I would have said he was more Egor who after the debacle with Frankenstein's monster tried other avenues of employment.

Because he does look a bit like a tombstone with a face.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:14, archived)

She's a bright man, after all

I bet her penis is huge too

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

I am here

that is all

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

cheers :D

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:11, archived)

obviously, I've completely forgotten the accurate details

which would give any kind of rational coherency to this story of the events

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:13, archived)

I wasn't really expecting it to make sense :P

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:23, archived)

that's good, because it's a service I'm just unable to provide in the best of circumstances

even if I have a crib sheet and a powerpoint presentation and a flip chart

I just got no fucking idea, ever

it's like, I'll walk into a room naked and it'll be like "AHHHhh, nuns" then it just goes downhill

for example, I have no idea what the shit I'm talking about right now, so I'll start thinking about soup

haha, soup, that's funny

_{it isn't really, is it}

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:25, archived)

I just now imagine you walking naked into the noir lit room, with the nuns all looking sinister.

Then just your husky voiceover going "And things were going so well."

SIN CITY NUN NAKEDNESS

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:31, archived)

I would have to ironically light a cigarette

and then throw it on the ground and stamp on it in disgust

"ARG MY FUCKING FOOT! IT'S BURNING!"

and then run out of the room screaming on fire

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:37, archived)

How do you light a cigarette ironically?

By producing another already lit cigarette from some mysterious recursive pocket?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:42, archived)

yes, in that exact manner

and no other, as it would violate eu legislation

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:57, archived)

smudgescape

99% airbrush and smudge

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 19 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

*cleans glasses*

nope, that didn't do it ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

i need to work on these at about 3000px wide

and shrink 'em down... this was at about 800px wide. More it shrinks, the sharper it looks.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 19 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

it's very nice

i just have uber-sensitive eyes and it makes them watery to look at it! :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

heh

yeah

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

Is there bg size

tis rather lully

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

He's a looker.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

Wobbly Gordon approves

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

Shatner also approves

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

a couple of wobbly faces

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

fuck that's disturbing

:D

*cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:16, archived)

Lol cruise

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timhalbert club sandwiches, not seals, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:51, archived)

Late night silliness

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

egg and soldiers

yes!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

mmmmmm......soldiers...!!!

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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Mon 19 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

hahahhaha

she loves a good dunking

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

hahaha..

so wrong, so right.. etc.. Arf!

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mikenco, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:30, archived)

i need to go buy a loaf of day-old bread

...and WOO! *click*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

Ta muchly

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

Uncle Fester?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

This is how by brain feels

the stars are almost right

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

woo, yay, and indeed houpla!

this is awesome

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

good work :D

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

A ruddy big picture of a sunset

Taken in Northern Ireland this last week, while filming the North West 200.

More pictures in the set.

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

where's my retards?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

Fucking cement, coming in, stealing our retards.

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ClanSoul, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

cement is the thing!

once I saw something "Refilled in pavement with cementious and bituminious material"

I think they made those words up

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:50, archived)

It's "Refilled in pavement with cementitious and bituminous material"

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 7:48, archived)

Under some concrete

They're gone. Now accept it and move on.

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in vino veritas, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

that needs the sun subtley altering to be a mushoom cloud

i'd do it, but i'm off to bed now

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

very nice

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

I like sunsets a little bit too much.

So excuse me if I touch myself a little, as this is lovely.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

You're almost as bad as those gradient perverts.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

SQUIRRELS WITH GRADIENTS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

shut up and sleep with me

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

DO YOU COMPREHEND?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XRFdFKvQgI

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

AND HIS LEGS ARE REALLY NICE

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

OH GOD. THRUSTING GREEN MEN.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAfu2MBYEew

HIT ME WITH LASER GUNS.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

I love horses

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

I am a superstar.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH-urWpThnw

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 19 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

My dad promised to take me to the North West 200 when I was a kid

he never did

I am now a serial killer :(

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

Lovely pic

Shame about Robert Dunlop.

RIP mate.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

Jimmy Green

From devART.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:24, archived)

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:25, archived)

Your mum.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

oh bravo, ma'am

*applauds*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

*curtsies*

Thank you kindly, sir.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

U FANCY HIM

:]
Helloooo

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ClanSoul, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:25, archived)

Aww you ignored me :[

It's a lovely picture really :]

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ClanSoul, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

Heheh sorry.

And thanks. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

I'd best be off now, fluff. I have an exam tomorrow.

Wish me luck! :]
*hugs*

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ClanSoul, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

Good luck.

Sleep well/sweet dreams.
*hugs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

Thankyou :]

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ClanSoul, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

More like Jimmy Butter from butterART.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

Whut?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

Hahaha

You still doing that?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

What is it he's doing

exactly?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

Lubing his anus with butter and rubbing his nipples.

Or something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

last tango in pineapple?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

More like last butter in pineapple.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

Oh my.

That's very wrong.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

but oh so very right

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

I thought you were supposed to be in the gay straight alliance.

Just because Pineapple likes to lube his anus up with butter and rub his nipples erotically whilst thinking about horses, that doesn't make him strange OR wrong.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

I am.

But that doesn't mean I have to accept freaks like penisapple.

;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

Oh my sweet lord.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

You rang?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

Can I have a pony?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

Not until you've finished your vegetables.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

More like not until you've finished your butter.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

I'm finding their respirators quite tough eating.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

You're supposed to boil the first.

Softens 'em right up.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

OH I SEEEEEE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

As an actress said to a bishop.

THIS IS A FUCKING WEIRD GAME OF CHESS GOING ON HERE!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

Hahahahahahah

CHESS? I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING CHECKERS.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

~~Checkers~~ Draughts

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

~~Draughts~~ Butters

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

~~Butters~~ www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=24613

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

his jumper has a turqouise growth on it

Woo

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

Hahahah.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

More like his butter has a turquoise butter on it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

oh fuck you penisapple

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

i lke his slippers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

Hahah

me, too.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

No idea

but is a nice pic

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

Not posted in ages

Biggus Clickus

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:00, archived)

fab

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:02, archived)

where's my retards, you cement?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:02, archived)

Oddly

this reminds me of the AvPII home world in requiem

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:03, archived)

that film is terrible

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MARINES!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

It was a bit grim

I almost put it back in the post

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:10, archived)

I downloaded it

then regretted watching it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

It's amazing when you don't spam the board hard

you do not receive the woos you fucking should

I guess this place is teenage pricks and their myspace chatter these days

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

painter's in?

also, hello!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:10, archived)

Ignore is a great feature

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:11, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:10, archived)

nice work

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:20, archived)

gorgeous!

yes

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spacefish bong!, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:21, archived)

Wowee!

I have a new desktop!

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ClanSoul, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

Hooray :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

I love your rabbit pictures

Woo!

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finnbar has officially retired, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

CLICKAGE!

Woofed kippers too :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

'that's MISTER Bronson, to you'

apologies to anyone younger than about 26

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:59, archived)

Yay

Charles Bronson makes Chuck Norris scream like a japanese little girl being raped by a tentacled alien monster in the basement of an old haunted castle surrounded by zombies and owned by Boris Karloff.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

that's what your mum said last night

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

"What a mouthful."

Is what I said about that phrase.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

SHE SAID THAT TO YOURS

Oh, wait...

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

There is no counterargument to this statement

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:11, archived)

yes there is

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

Hahhahaha

He was such a cunt some pupil died I seem to remember!

Some short, unattractive kid

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

Danny Dyer

never forgive

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

Drowned

such were the horrors of whenever we grew up

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

kendall! gah!

nah he died in mr bronson's car
after he ran away

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

Hang on

he drowned in a swimming pool; I remember the episode oddly

It ended with him looking rather dead

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

must be a different kid

there was one lad who died in the swimming pool after diving in to retrieve a watch
red trunks in my mind
mr baxter had gone off for some reason so they were unsupervised

there was another lad who died falling off a raised walkway on his lunchbreak

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

I am sure I am right

but you have thrown in the Mr Baxter element

which has troubled my gerbils

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

The one who fell was

Antoni Karamanopolis.

edit : Jeremy Irvine drowned in the pool.

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finnbar has officially retired, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

Danny Kendall

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finnbar has officially retired, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

*slaps forehead*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

WIG

Wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig

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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 18 May 2008, 23:23, archived)

For a second I thought that was Alan Wicker...

but then I am a thick
Woo & stuff :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

"Italian Spiderman" influenced phone sex crap...

Full sized version: img.photobucket.com/albums/v401/angel_of_the_7th_dawn/eltonjohn.gif

(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:55, archived)

What is this assault on my brain?

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sun 18 May 2008, 22:58, archived)

this is amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:10, archived)

That's just begging to be manueled.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

COMING THIS SUMMER:

Two playful playdoh kittens with the world's largest army behind them...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

I'd watch it

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

i have a pathalogical hatred of those cunts, and 'red&blue'

but if they're ever on, i fucking watch them

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:36, archived)

Wasn't 'red and blue' the communist version?

'Cos obviously 'meep meee miii' is designed to instill feelings of communist superiority in infants...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:02, archived)

heheheh

Click for biggerer

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

Nice!

I'm so glad I started this one tonight instead of tomorrow when I share an office with three Chinese students, two with apparent links to the Party...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 May 2008, 23:23, archived)

lmao

I love that :p

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:48, archived)

haha

I'd watch this too.
woo! :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:38, archived)

Mrs Boris was convinced

that no-one else would remember them. I knew you'd all prove her wrong.

*glees

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

Sorry to shoot you down, but I haven't got a clue who they are,

because I am but a lad, but nonetheless I can appreciate the humour in taking what I presume were children's television personalities and turning them into communist versions with a play on their names.

It appears to be pretty well done as well :P

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

they are repeated on kids telly these days

no idea which channel, i was surfing whilst off sick this week
i can say with absolute authority, however, that my kids will never watch 'lazytown'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

I love how that show takes the principle of 'responsibility television' to the point of bare face lies.

"Sports candy"

Athletes don't sit around eating fucking fruit!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

I remember seeing that!

He ate an apple and got this sudden burst of speed on this little pink scooter or something! Hahahaha

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

Responsibility Television.

ARRRGGGHHH!H!HH!H!H!H!H!HH!

I'm tempted to redo a video of lazytown now, with Sportacus as some weird creepy out of town hermit who just flies around in his airship perving on kids.

Oh wait that's the actual show.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:56, archived)

Hahahahahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:59, archived)

I wanted to do another tasteless video today, but yet again I can never seem to find the footage I need.

Why is there no video footage of cats wielding bombs? WHY?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:08, archived)

I hate that show so very much.

Even my two year old gave me a look of contempt when I turned the TV on and found that show was on.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 May 2008, 23:21, archived)

I actually love lazytown

but that's only because I really want to get with that Stephanie bird.

The only other children's TV character I have a crush on is Kim Possible.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

Wuh oh

I may have to get this poster :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:47, archived)

I'm over 40 years old and can say with absolute

assurance that I have no idea wtfyaboa.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

MAKE THEM BURN CHURCHES AND EAT BABIES!

Or maybe eat churches and burn babies.
Or maybe church babies and eat burns.

Or whatever they used to say back in cold war times.

Woo, yay.

make them burn churches and eat babies, and you earn a houpla

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

^_^ hehe

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:49, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

that was some freaky assed shit

miao

mao

miao
mao

LA LA LA LA LA

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:06, archived)

it's 280px wide for no reason, as it is rubbish

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

Pffft.

A classic.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

woo

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:49, archived)

pfffft

fucking class, man

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

hah, ace :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

Excellent.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 18 May 2008, 22:36, archived)

haha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:36, archived)

I've been trying to think of how to engineer a quote from the film

to make it tie in with JCBs, but couldn't.

You'll just have to settle for a plain 'woo'.

Woo.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

hahaha

cheers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

This flower has no name.

I think it would be called a "Stinkbutt"

By the way, has anyone ever tried drawing many stamen before? Flower rude bits are annoying =(

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

note my third to last panel in the comic below.

I didn't bother :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

Oh how rude of me

this is bloody ace. :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

See, you can tell that Stamen are silly.

Thanks by the way =)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

Lully

now draw a fairy relaxing on it.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

No, you.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

I'm too fat

to relax on it.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

a rose by any other name

would smell as sweet
but if they were called say 'shitfuckers'
i doubt i'd buy a chick a bunch of them

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

"I'm sorry. Here's some shitfuckers."

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

Flowers.

Thank you for the flowers,
this beautiful array.
Thank you for the flowers,
on this special, special day.
And as I took my lovers hand,
and we walked into the dew.
I suddenly thought; 'Ang on.
What feckin' flowers?

Git.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

I'd call it 'tiny five legged alien spider which hides in flowers'.

Nice painting though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

It's not very catchy.

And thanks =)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

is it called a stinkbutt because it smells like a sweaty pooey butt?

despite looking cocking ace?

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

I'm remembering an episode of the simpsons.

b3ta.com/board/8380973

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

Had to draw camellia-like flowers (with infinite stamens) for my monograph

For my subsequent thesis, I hired an illustrator :^P

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

Haha.

Infinite Stamens.

Sounds like a sci-fi thriller.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:36, archived)

This is grand :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

Why thank you =)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

It's

a fucking Triffid
*runs and hides*
woo

(barandis, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

Haha, it will ambulate after you.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

tis f'in

great that

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:10, archived)

Ta there =3

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

ooooh plitteh

♥

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Sun 18 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

Oooh.

I'm on the populus page.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:31, archived)

This single page comic uses lyrics from the latest album by a band called Envelopes

and it's taken me ages and I'm very happy with it.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:23, archived)

This is ace :]

Well done sir.

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ClanSoul, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

Cheers :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

ooh ooh nagasaki towpath

ooh ooh chemical alarm

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

I want to listen to the version of Total Eclipse of the Heart that was on the soundtrack to Old School.

It was ace.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=plYc-_uRQ6A
God damn, I want to watch this movie again.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

This is rather good.

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 18 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

Very cool!

WYH!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

Well

I am totally in love with that. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

It is an unwritten rule that I will never comment on your threads and you will not on mine.

I will break that rule now.
How Lovely

Because I am mature.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

*respectfully nods*

www.b3ta.com/board/8381023

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

haha

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:38, archived)

...

ouch :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

Don't be glum, kid

Killerkitti seemed to like it.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

Human Progression

Click for Big

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

it's a picasso jcb!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

hmm, yes, indeed

this piece... *strokes chin*
this piece effectively portrays a bulldozer vomiting onto the street. A powerful metaphor.

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Shada, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

I think it's supposed to symbolise the hypocrisy of society.

Either that or that bulldozer ate some shitty chilli.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

It was more trying to sweep the troubles of society under the carpet.

Except the troubles are lots of corpses. And the carpet is a metaphor.

You can see why they are having such difficultly.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:16, archived)

The carpet is a metaphor for shitty chilli amirite.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

or you're on drugs and can i have some?

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

"Easy mate, watch 'ow ya shifting them triangles."

"Listen mate, I've been shifting triangles all my life, 30 years man and boy, 'ardest game in the world. Just let me do me job yeah?"

"Cock"

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

me & pani blyerkit

have been trying to explain to each other what we think this is...
Woo! and Whuh?

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blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

Woo!

Lovely :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

THIS IS ACE.

I used to do things like this, but this is really very very good. :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

So that´s what really happened:

Fucking Macs.

Inspired by this

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

'whilst sat leaning against a tree'?!

*grammar circuit explodes*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

Yes.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

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Shada, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

\o/

The green triangles are my favourite! I ate so many when they brought out the big versions. Don't like the caramel ones though.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

:^)3 bumchin.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

More like butterchin.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

He remembers.

click for huge

.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

hums ' streets of london' to himself! wootooyoo!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

That is uncanny

that's what it was for!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

so how can you tell me your looooo-oooooo-ooooneleeeeeeey?

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:23, archived)

i know you won oodles of money...

but which video was it that won?

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

Tell Laura

I love her was the winner.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

eek!

i've not seen that one. at some point i will put aside my distaste for the song and watch it.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

I think I made it

even more corny.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=z-n8OFueilg

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

lol, ace

of course, that song documents the longest dying breath in human history.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

Wonderful.

Does your little man have a name?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 18 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

its usually blokes that name their little man, not wimminz

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

That is Jonny.

Jonny Quiver.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

Top name-age.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 18 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

i rather like this

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

Moody.

Braw.

Edit: And congratulations on winning loads of lovely monies :D

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

but is it a filter or a drawing or...?

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Shada, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

ii'm guessing it's a little of both

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:07, archived)

don't people usually shit themselves on b3ta when they see a filter?

that's why I'm a little confused as to if it's a filter or not.

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Shada, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

This isnt anything really.

It was a photo, but I just messed around with it. No firm rules.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

if you just slam a bit of lensflare or bevelled edges on it and call it art, yes

if you make something worthwhile , no

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

no point asking that

if you like it, it doesn't matter
if you don't, it doesn't mater either

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

MICTO MICTO I LOVE THEE

MICTO MICTO FILLED WITH GLEE

MICTO MICTO SEE THIS HAMMER
MICTO MICTO I'VE REPEATED YOUR NAME DUE TO MY STAMMER

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

L H

He loves the Ghee.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:20, archived)

I like it

nice one

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

this tosser needs assimulating! can't stand the twat!

click for a bigger twat

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

i still want to know what it says on that tie

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:59, archived)

"If you can read this then you've probably just hung me with it"?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

the bottom bit says ' but someones got to do it! top bit say 'i'm a cunt' i think!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

AAAAHHH that fucking trailer on ITV at the moment

about being British! He's such a cunt. He makes me ashamed to be British.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:59, archived)

I think he makes most people feel ashamed just to be.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

I don't even know who that is

but it's good that you can focus your hatred for a person to such an extent as to turn him into a Borg :D

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Shada, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

it's piers morgan! he's an absolute twunt!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

Hit in Austria

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

Terrifying.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

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