b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 34246 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] I take it this compo wasnt to just make people look fat?
(strontium190, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I don't know what the hell this compo is about
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# FAT


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# yeah, but just FAT?
I think I'll just go away for another week
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Fat britain.

If britains were fat...Real photo compo then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# RPW?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# W?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# week
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Weak, even.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Okay, maybe not

but ONLY if there can be non-challenge posts too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# OH GOD PLEASE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# More of a fashion show . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# and while we're on the subject of food
i'll hoof this in here

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7484700.stm
in short their food bloke is out on his ear.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Top end is cut back . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# great minds and all that
mine had a wobbly pink thing in it aswell though
(trickyric, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] fancy a postprandial, pre-supper, inbetween cakes just after bacon sandwich chocolate covered salty snack treat?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# LAAAA-ARDDDD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# 3 laughs with lard!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Silly American Girl!
You must not watch The Reeves! He is our secret!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Aww.
I love The Reeves. :[
I only know of him through a Brit, though, so I should be allowed to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I will let you off! ;)
But please keep Dane Cook away from my eyes! Is that a deal?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# oh god he is horrible
i quite like louis CK though who dane seemingly stole some material from.
This is why possibly nsfw as it is a bit sweary from memory.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# If that is a clip of Lucky Louie,
Fuck yeah! It is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Louie CK is brilliant
still pissed at HBO for cancelling Lucky Louie, fucking brilliant show
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I concur :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# is Dane Cook supposed to be classed as a good comedian in America?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# from what i've seen he is branded as being popular
...doug stanhope is one of the best comedians on the go currently he's fucking hysterical.

this is him I was athis show.. fuckign hysterical and i was on the front row right..although i got a litle too drunk and a lil too heckley
oopsie. his fault shouldn't of told me my first heckle was funny. lol.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# That was fucking brilliant!
The dwarf porn bit had me crying!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I dunno,
but they showed one of his stand up shows on Paramount comedy recently and it was in front of about 20,000 people or something....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Deal.
I hate him anyways. For American comedy, I prefer Demetri Martin and Emo Phillips. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# look at all the hot mammas in the audience hiya hot mommas.
ilove dmetri

"i think if I ever saw an amuptee getting hung I'd ust shout out letters."

he is marvelous :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# please.
mmm!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# *gives*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# *has heart attack*



*sues*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# *Takes back
heart attack gives it to sue the apparent rightful owner*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# damn that rightful owner!!
thwarts me everytime!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# i hope you found that up marianne faithfull's cunt..
god bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# i had a look in there
all i found was spirituality and belief in things...

*spangs self*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm!
Fishy Mars :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Deep fry me
one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# only if it's deep fried in butter
made from jade goodie's breast milk.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# That's just wrong
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Great for fondue !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# LARS.
I HATE YOU LARS. YOU'RE SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# von trier?
or the main bloke in rancid? i think he's a lars.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Ulrich, the cyclist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I prefer joey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# i like
baby marsupials too
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# F A C E S
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I'm amazed at the size of that

shame it's not bigger (width/ height not file size) and I'm not being sarcastic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Fuckin' 'eck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# yeah,i could have
put the quality level down but its only 3k over so i left it as it was,i messed up the sizes cos i drew it on flash then pasted into photoshop
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# use the save for web option and drag the file size so it's below 50k

and like i said before...I do like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Minimum effort compo post
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Yeah..the Southern pigs!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# that
gets a click from me :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Snout for the swim !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# *snorts*
Simple, but rather good!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Very poor drawing of the UK, Mr. XLVII
Look at Anglesey, you've made a right pig's ear of it.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm, brunch
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# would you like me to post the sexy granny picture, cos i saw the otherday you said you like it when i post it
also, wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# *glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# :D
i wove wou!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I however would love for you to post that!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# as i don't want to upset haku, i'll link it
NSFW

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/43205/1214174044/pwoah.jpg

SEXY GRANNY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Wow...just...wow!
That's gonna take some therapy to forget that one! It took long enough for me to get over the memory of goat.....no...no..there it is again
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I'd love a Big-Big-Big Mac.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# And your point is....?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# brunch = snack between breakfast & lunch
the lunch Mac wouldn't fit on one page
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# arf!!
i used to work at the wimpy in our bowlng alley and we used to get the fat bastards coming order a shite load of food and a small diet coke!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# WTF is the point of diet fizzy drinks
if you're gonna down some chemical liquid, at least have the decency to drink the proper stuff

stuff without aspartame
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# right on!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I drink diet drinks because of the lack of sugar,
and they taste nicer.
One can of Dr Pepper is 38% of your daily sugar intake.
Dr Pepper zero is under 1%.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# i hate diet drinks...
HATE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# ever tried caffiene-free, sugar-free diet coke?
goats piss probably tastes nicer
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# yeah yeah
it always looks that good in the photo, but when you get it home...

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# call that a llarge
pah!

:P

nice work :)

*cleeeeek*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# woo, there's an idea
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure about the celebrity bit though...
(Gusset Cleaver, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# LMAO NICELY SHOPPED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# saaaaaaaaaam!!
alreet?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Hello, laddy! I'm pretty dapper bar my hand which I've knackered through playing JUST TOO MANY VIDEOGAMES.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# i'm all good!!
we'll get on and orginise beeridge soon matey!!
shall i gaz you my mobile number?
*stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# *rubs legs*
Yeah, do it. We'll organise something sexy soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# i'll gaz you with it tomorrow mater!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Licketty splash.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# That's because you have rubbish hands.
You have not experienced pain until you have played Frets on Fire on my old compaq keyboard.

So...heavy...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# How the fuck do you strum?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Press return/shift.
Plus it looks better than a plastic guitar which makes you look like a twat.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# other than making him ginger, has this been shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# ginger FTW!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Disagree!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# don't make me angry....
you, wouldn't like me when i'm angry..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Do you hold your breath and go blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# i stamp my feet until i vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# oooh,
you suck
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# :(
very :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I know that.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I know you know that
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Now ya tells me!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# do harrods sell toothpicks anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# No but they do a great range of emaciated Africans.
Mmmm, tastes like chicken!
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# miss
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# harsh
but fair
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Fat chance . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Oh, give it a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# And some Argo startch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# gOD bLESS aRGOS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# NO NO NO



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I CAN'T DO THE 'TALLICA SOLOS ON HARD. I AM SADDENED.
81% IS USELESS.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Whaaa?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY PREDICAMENT, DEK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Ok...what the fuck are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# MY EYES, MY EYES ARE JUST SCRIBBLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# THIS IS NOT MY SON..THIS IS TUESDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Nah
You'll find their heads of African states are their own worst enemies, not the 'affluent west'

we've been throwing economic aid at this continent for decades now, and unlike asia, has done nothing to sort it's lot in life out. The ruling elite line their own pockets, get drunk with equally drunk ideals like Marxism, and shout loudly about western objections to thugs going around murdering and raping people who might want a different economic path than about 200,000% inflation under a fuckwit like Robert Mugabe

I'll be fucked if any more of my taxes is going to that lot in 'economic aid' to be honest, and will vote next for the party that send none



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# They need to stop fucking so much also.
Less people = less economic burden.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] If Britain were fat(ter)...

...perhaps I would watch Wimbledon.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# haha!
Interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hahahaha!!
MAN-HAMSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Yeah
I appear to have turned him into John McCain
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha!!
looky likies!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Chins up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# chin chin chin chin chinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob's
my mate moobsy has teh flufftiest titeees
Photobucket
(the duke of puke wanna see some puppys???, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# hahaha!
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# he looks like he drinks stella.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Tunnock's tea-cakes for nipples!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Arf
They are!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# hows you potster?
all jaffa'd up?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# No!
Our storage area was broken into a few hours ago.
We still have to count the Jaffa Cakes but I fear the burglars may have legged it with a few cases.
'tis a sad day when burglars aren't even deterred by a burglar alarm.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# told you to buy a rocking chair and a shotgun....
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# NOES!!!!
Hunt down the chocolate thieving bastards!!!

This is not a racist comment, you being in South Africa an'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# arf
The nice policemen even helped to secure the gate and door while I made them tea and gave them biccies.
I know my place :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# jaffa bastards
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Mwaaaaaagh!
Also: "HONK!"
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Focus RS and Fiesta XR2?
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I'm ashamed to know.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# and i'm ashamed for you too.
*shuns*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# you can recognise those cars from that photo?!
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Well only the RS, the XR2 is a wild guess.
'They' make me know these things.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# eh
no dafty its a series 1 escort rs turbo . xr2 indeed , the cdhav is week in this one lol
(the duke of puke wanna see some puppys???, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Well, that makes me feel a little better.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# my work
is done here ,
(the duke of puke wanna see some puppys???, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# ‘05 V6 Clio Twin Turbo
Y’know how we roll with them backseat hoes
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# bitty?
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# *punches things*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Tidy brick work . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# i did start to admire his
plastic double glazed door then i got more into scratching my arse and smelling my finger
(the duke of puke wanna see some puppys???, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Welcome to Liquify tutorial.
Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Gillian got sick of the lentils and moved onto lard
(Tug has shit shoes on, the shitty shoe'd bastard, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i'm going before i shoot myself in the head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# with your own seamen loaded cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# i bet she's been eating big jobbies
the dirty shit eating fake doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Full Filling Figure !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] would the men in the audience...
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Thunder !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# now i hope apart from the head that is unshopped
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# i'm sorry to say
still would
(rogerzilla, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# There's something about...
...a bird not afraid to hide her bingo wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] : |


The old 'merge-the-new-compo-with-the-previous-compo-to-produce-an-hilarious-result' trick.

(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# This is thus far the best entry I've seen
And I like it
Well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Haha, yes.
In this case, a good trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Haha Excellent.
Noob?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# eeop our kid!
how the devil art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I'm fine and dandy.
Just got in from work, and haven't even washed yet!

How's you, also Is your NHS trust fucking about with your break times and such, like mine is?
We can't do shit anymore!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# not yet!!
but i'll keep an eye on the bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# We gone from 71/2 hr shift with 45 mins lunch,
to 30 mins lunch,but doing the 8 hr shift with the lunch taken out, so we go home 30 mins later, and taking 10 mins changing time down to 3.
Twats!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# *brain explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# The bent cane does the trick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Indeedy

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] "And Trulli's carrying a few extra pounds, Jim"


Quick'n'dirty and no apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# God, I've only seen a few posts and I'm already insanely bored of all this.
/grumble
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# mindpiss
i liked the victorian sci-fi one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Steam-punk?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# all compos are shite.
it's a fact, we've all known it foooooooooooor ages now.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I generally see it like
rather than a competition it's giving people ideas as to what to make images about.
That was a long way to say inspiration.
But I am getting a bad vibe from this competition.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# It would be good if people treated it as such, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# But then you get nazi's complaining
that the image isn't completely fitting for the competition.
It's kind of win/lose-win/lose
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# No I mean, treated it as inspiration.
A lot of people just make crappy images that vaguely fit the theme that have been done 7 times in the last hour by 7 other people who all think they're funny and original and have a chance of "winning".
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# It's good for people with low hummus
i.e me.
Instead of thinking "What shall I shop" you think "I'll shop something fat"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# True, but I think if would be better if people thought:
"I know, I'll shop something fat. And funny. And original."

Or rather, they thought that and then so did the rest of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# ever since the mystery bob friday challenge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# ^this, I'm afraid
I've only just got on b3ta about 5 minutes ago, too.
I'm gonna lurk some more methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# denso lol
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Heavy Duty !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# An Italian driver in a Japanese owned team based in Germany?
How exactly is this compo?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's mine then; The Slutty Professor
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# this whole compo is gonna be like looking in a mirror
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Stop fishing!
You know you're gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# i might be gorgeous
but i've just got a fat arse.
and a beer belly. and hips like fucking tabletops.

i'm so womanly it hurts.


or just fat! YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# *goes to change pants*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# elasticated skirt?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Nah, denim shorts


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I don't care!
Take me now and ride me like a JCB you sexy hussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# broom broom
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# *closes curtains*
Move along. Nothing to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Can I rest my pint on your hips?
...Once I start drinking...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# With my reflection in it.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# New flash! - Moving Targets

Clicky to watchy!

Hope you like it as much as i liked making it!

And if you like it lots please vote for it here!:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/447088
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# yay at last!

[edit] haha awesome work young sir :D

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# never realised that there was a farting duck on the war track
also the toon is good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# this is ten types of awesome
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Another thing of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# fab!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# that is awesome
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] if u wanna be my lover,ya gotta cook my pies.....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# is that fern off of this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# did you just paste her head onto 'sportys' body?
arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Sporty has never been fat
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# arf!!
just joshing chief!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
# i'm bored of this weeks compo, already
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# especially considering the quality of the suggestions this week
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i thought
it was a mess challenge,until i looked on image challenge,bit obvious innit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# You're just saying that because you are gay for Steampunk.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Not much shopping required

Edit: Oops - I missed the Britain part. Still, fuck it, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Pfft!
Axl 'can I get any further up my own arse' Rose.
Velvet Revolver FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# It's at times like this
I wish it was still 1987. He was lully then.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Nnng
How about the album 'Lies'?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)
# ewwwww
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
#
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Stop posting pics of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# im older and fatter
than that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# he's got a small refugee
trapped under his man tit
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# what about my challenge that everybody voted for
AND YOU CALL THIS A DEMOCRACY.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# sigh :(

I know
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# sorry i logged out
but im makeing some skinny bitch fat as we speak :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# This is the supreme ginger one's Empire, not a democracy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I would like to point out that I voted for:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post187015

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post185992

and

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post181688

So when I say this compo is not the best we could have hoped for, I can prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# voted for the first 2
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Not very good attempt at fattening.


Pies would be easier than trying to shop her. Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# yea it's bloody tricky

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# All links on tutorials to do so seem to link to Worth1000
And it's always the same tutorial. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)
# yea I noticed that :(

I wish they picked another challenge...it's going to be that picture up there all week ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Yep, right up until the point when TGA comes up with something clever
and then HappyToast renders a 3D version of someone fat and gets a FP and we all give up and go home.

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# sigh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# using the mesh in psp, works ok
its not great but you can pull them about to make them look fat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Still would.

(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I think this'll be my only entry this week...
(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds