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# So I started thinking...
what would my car look like with a silver hood instead of the carbon fibre? Fire up the ol' p'shop.

THEN I HAD AN IDEA...

(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# That's not nearly fresh enough.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# OKAY IN THAT CASE
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I see no fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Agreed.
The car may even be minus fresh now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I don't think it gets any fresher
than James Earl Jones and purple flames
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I thought it was Sheriff
John at first... Which of course would've been AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I'd love to see a high speed chase in which the car in question had a vinyl of Sheriff John Burnell
on the bonnet.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# It'll never happen...
You'd have to be a damned fool to try and out-run the burnel-mobile...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I do not understand the joke
and I assume, from your car, that you are from Barry?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# well, you're pretty right on there
my dad's name is Barry
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] It's
inevitable.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# oh i so would
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Oh yes
maximum nOOrks.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# And I said
OHM NOM!NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Yes I been fat, but when I come back,
I'll go OHM NOMNOMNOMNOM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Yes
A definite improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# yes I would
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Get your filthy paws off my fat mum.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# i want to lock her in a cellar until she stops wanting crack and force feed her pies
she's a pretty and talented lass. stupid tosser husband
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# This woman
is a lot better looking than amy winehouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:48, archived)
# soapy titwank ftw
(juanito, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Heh

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Confessions od a nutjob....
The tragedy is when you look at a pic like this and think "Thats what I actually look like...
(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Not tragic for her
vast improvement IMHO.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Major Improvement
Crack: it's a helluva drug.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)
# My God! She's lovely!
I want. I want. I want.
Please?
Pretty please?
SOBEREDIT: Ahem. She's nice.
(cow-appreciation-society, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Continuation of a theme.


EDIT KEGS:Previously on shit hot poetry night
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# :D
G'ning all! I just moved house and have it all to myself for a while before my new flatmates join me.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Excellentness.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Poetry Win!
This made a wide grin on my facial area.
*edit* Link to previous of theme?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
#
facial faecal
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# The others are here
www.b3ta.com/board/8497646
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Oh you god!
This is gonna keep me happy for some time
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# yes sir!
arse like a Blood-Orange.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# ace
tj - anyone know where that boris image licking the lollipop in a skirt is?
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Its here.
www.b3ta.com/board/8378238

Searched for Boris on the search thing up there and it was a few pages in.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Bowling for bowelings . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# And you bowl's covered in pubic hair.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# aha, he's shit HIMSELF!
ho ho ho :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I LOVE LOVEJOY!


YOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME FATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# No offence, but I am already sick of fat people
and it's only been 3 hours :¬\
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# oh but i am offended...as a fat person i have every right to post on b3ta!!
..oooh you mean the pictures.

but it's lovejoy and everyone loves lovejoy!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# But you are not fat!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# i fucking am!
if i told you how much i weigh you'd shut right up. but i'm not going to.

and theres nout wrong with being fat.

and anyway i was being silly.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Send me a naked pic,
and i'll tell you if you are fat or not,include your weight by all means.


It has to be naked cos clothes can cover fatness.
/not a internet wierdo,honest
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Send me a naked pic of you so I can do a little shop of horror.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# There is everything wrong with being obese
if you really are so

Sharing commuting with fat cunts is a strain for starters, before you even get to the aspect of seating; which is ruined with the company of some fat human who's stomach can not contain itself on one seat alone and causes inconvenience to the the other human in the next seat because flab is spilling over into their space


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# "I have a glandular problem"
what's that then, does your glandular keep eating fucking cake?"

I'm with you. By all means choose to be fat, and don't be ashamed but don't make others suffer for it or feel guilty because they can avoid cake and sofas.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# slight difference between obsese and fat
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I simply encounter unwell humans usually in my way
I wish to get around, given their bulk takes so long to do stuff like the exist staircases at Camden

Time for brain to shut down. Love to all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# !sexwhale
is that a ghostly hand on his shoulder?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# haha no
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Do-do-do. It's conga night for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I think that source image is going to get a lot of mileage this next week
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I fucking hate fraser :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# well lovejoy is a sex god
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I can see why ;)


Right, that's it. Bedtime for me.
You b3tans play nice now.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# night :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] The question is...
Who is the bottom half?

Have a pee from an earlier comp

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Mstandot
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# fat northener ?....shit .....yes!


EDIT: *fears tomorrows stats quote*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Take in a deep breath . . .
and zzzzzzzzzzip !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I recognise that source!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# a self portrait.
how lovely.

j/k!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Oh you appear to have the arse again.
No fucking helping you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# oh dear god..i was taking the piss..joking..etc

lorks a lordy.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I say chaps - Tuck!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# goddamn i hate that word
and pretty much every old word that's like it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Oh blast!
Join me while I pericombobulate around in my dirigible.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# well sink me!
and odds fish.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Original Artist reproduction-rights obtainable from www.cartoonstock.com
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# NFP
:P
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# second from left..
has Nanites that devour foods for him.

tophole!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# the one in the middle
seems to have burger levitating powers
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Food blight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Not so smart now....



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# The concept and the execution
both make me giggle with glee
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# KSSSSSHHHHHHHRRRKKK
i thought it was a lion inside the car at first glance :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# It's a fat woman in a smart car.
What more could you ask for?!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Haha
ace
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Great overload !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Aaaaahahahaha!
This tickles me.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# regrettably....

fat get.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Fat cannibal


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# yep
If we don't stop eating right now, this will happen..



int the near future.!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# He was just getting to the wishbone too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Boba Fatt
(futique, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# This made me chuckle
especially the bounties
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# He's been hunting them! hahahahaha.....
...see...hunting them...he's a bounty hunter..hahahaha...he found some whilst hunting for them...and he's eaten them and got fat...hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# lolmao
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# SRSLY?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# YESH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# benn?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# ermm Look over there...a ninja....
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# 'xactly


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
#
RIS?
(AMadDayYes, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Ho ho.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Aye
Cheap shot. My profuse apologies!
(AMadDayYes, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Do do do. Come on and do the conga.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Marvellous


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# imagine the friction...
you could power a small country if you could harness that power!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Blobba Fatt, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Did he eat his way out of the
Sarlaac pit ?

woo

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# pfftftffpfpfftt
/Biscuit crumb monitor interaction
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] London 2012: Britain's Best.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# looks like she's giving birth
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# That is her GUT!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# i know....
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# No. You thought it was a baby. You said.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# didn't
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Love the original shot of that (on the bench?)

Nice shop!

*click*
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# sicko
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# That's the pic.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# hahahaeeugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# He's come
in his blue pants
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Choc Choc Time
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Mmmm snacksized
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I'll have one with extra snout.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Most excellent.
Woo yay click.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# i'll take twenty
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Had to grab some chocolate after that!
^^^^^
Thanks to you all above;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Edit:- sorry for the repost. Didn't mean to offend.
I would just delete it but apparently that is also a no-no...

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# in a new thread
well done, cock
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Fair Point.
Apart from the "cock" part :(.
sorry i did only join last Tuesday so i am still discovering the boundaries
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# use the edit button and remove <img src " and leave the www bit and remove the "> at the end
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# sigh

twat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# a little
harsh?

Is it possible to delete this obviously offending new post of mine?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Strangely enough, people will take even more offence if you delete it.
Best thing to do is try not to do it again
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# no..please don't delete it as it fucks up the board

but if you really really need to repost something do it in an existing thread.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Jesus christ no, that's worse than shitting on someone's chips!
Although if there's no conversation or other pictures in the thread it's ok, you'll still be shouted at for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# i don't understand this
if it's an error
delete the post
it cleans the board
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Quite.
Nothing lost in deleting a hundred "YOU COCK!" messages, and it gives the surrounding posts back their limelight.
Or should.

Of course, if I've been sparklingly witty instead of shouting YOU COCK I'll be aggrieved.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# umm..
ok well if nobody objects in the next min, i will delete this thread...

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# oh for fuck sake...no!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# k
k
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# YOU VILL LEARN ZE VAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# ;)
.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# No no,
as I say, there's conversation and pictures going on now, like moss on a boulder. Let it be.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Yes, but a repost should only go in an existing thread really, you can still compo it there.
This is still quite woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Not when Prodge and Micto are here!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# sometimes i want to help
sometimes i just want call someone a cock
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# But normally, you want to help them by calling them a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# hows the weather up on your high ground? :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Hehe.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# It's preferable to stick reposts in a current thread, as it combats thrush (thread rush)
but woo none-the-less.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I'll give you a woo
even if others are calling you a cock-twat.
Woo.
(cactusrob, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Who chooses these things?
(strontium190, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# No. Stop it.
this compo is not shit at all. Stop saying it is. SHUT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# sorry, I'm still in youtube message mode
but the point still stands.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# youtube message mode?
OMG AMERICA!! it's like there fault
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# you spell it they're, dumbass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# omg like, you invaded tibet and fed them burgers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# (fuck, I'm stuck in ignorant youtube comment mode)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# lol shuddup noob
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# lol pwned! omg
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# LOL r u lik 8?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# lol, ur retarted!!!
hahaha, GOD I HATE "retarted", it's so retarted

:/

*Cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# man you suck
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Serves you right
for taking Spanish Fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# *thumbs down comment*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I wanted a compo of photoshopped comic penises.
Just everywhere.

I was inspired by that scene from Superbad where there's a comedy penis standing in front of a tank in Tianemen square, a penis riding a bomb down to earth etc.

I think this would have been AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# cya Mr Shit Compo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# There's always one
one twenty.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# It isn't a shit compo
but this really made me laugh!
(geordiedave is reliving the time Southgate missed that penalty, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
#
Haha, although this is better than other ones ive seen..

SHAMELESS PLUG:
www.b3ta.com/links/Moving_Targets
its in links now!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I'm outraged
that it's taken this long for someone to whine like a bitch about the compo

in the old days, when it were fields, people would be saying "IT's going to be shit" before it even happens now we gots to wait a bunch of hours!

*waves cane angrilly*

if you don't like the compo then mlnlglmglnlgmlnglmlgng
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Your mum does.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# In that case
I stand corrected Sir
(strontium190, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# complaining about compos is shit
if you don't like it, don't make a picture

unless i'm doing it, in which case it's charming
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# mind....
I've used 5 bottles of mind bleach rummaging through the net for images for this. I'm not sure it's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Someone called Fraser
who in the long run I doubt would give a fuck about your opinion after all these years

moaning about stuff you don't like is like a bit shit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I have to moan
otherwise I dont get the opportunity to trawl out the same pic I always do and customise it to fit for the weeks specific challenge. Isnt it obvious?
(strontium190, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] there's oil there...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# He's a balloon!
Look! You can see the string!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# no, he's just found a really good way to absorb sweat
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ewwwwwww
I'm a little chunky, but doing something about it...How can people not care, to that extent? Surely at about the time you can't see your cock, you'd do something about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Handy handout !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I can see it now


Please note its not a prolapse..its a heel
(trickyric, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# and now I can't see you *click*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# PRODIGY LIKES SWEATY PENISES
AND HIS PICTURES ARE JUST OK
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I was sure that was a bollock
now i think it may be a pink poo
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# i think
it's his heel?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Thought you might enjoy this :)
Quite sweary though :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bGWXOKVBW0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# that is so wrong...
i still LOL'd though ;)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# The best comedy is always wrong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# indupitably
so :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# yeah...
no
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# whos elbow is that?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# +e
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Ok then, whos elbowe is that?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# It belonges to Ye Olde Wrestler of Yore
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# And it's just lovely
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Bollox to this
Night all!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# You bunch of boss-eyed pansies.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Heel looks like testicles - shocker
Ban this sick filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# It's more of a mind bleach thing than a boss thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Er...
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
kitten/skateboard:
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# "We're standing here before the house of Anne Frank, writer"
"And we are going to see if she's home"

/dutch comedy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# dave the hat needs to repost his 'diary of anne franking machine'
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# ^this^
the sole reason I signed up to b3ta is that image.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# O_o
:)
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# That's what my wife said when I mentioned this idea to her.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Powder puff . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# *plays drums*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Badum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# VAT IS ZAT BANGING IN ZE ATTIC?
:D
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# ^ :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# eastenders?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# it's from an old SNL Skit
It was a Jeopardy-like game show and the answer was 'drum set.'

The question: What would have been a bad Hanukkah present for Anne Frank?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Shit film
(moistness, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Despite the bit where a goods van overtakes
a sports car, and despite the bits where they bend bullets, and despite the bit where a train crashes into a moving train and doesn't derail it - I'd have to say the most unlikely part of that film was when the dodge viper went round a corner
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# lol
I almost want to use that comment in a signature somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# all the best bits in a trailer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Hey
I thought it was a great film! We were giggling throughout at its silly dark humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
#
klaatu barada nictu
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# laugh? we nearly shat
i love that 'tune'
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# hurrrrrrrrrrrah
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# the-ere was no blanket
:D
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# tiny feets
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# those are some tiny feet!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your tiny feet
so it's true that foot size is a good indicator...
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# you are obsessed with the sie of my tummy banana!
it's like a tin of vim, with a sheeps heart on the end
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Well, to be honest
Your milestone has been pending for more than 600 posts now

You're turning expectations awfully high
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# no no no
this spare account had a few hundred posts on the clock before this particular hiatus

and it's all m3's fault anyway
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# That's right, wiggle your way out of this again


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# THERE HE IS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# that's as maybe but why are those feet so tiny
i don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# i was trying something
and this was the result
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# That's really rather ace. Woo
No huurry up and get your cock out, or they'll be 2 mIlestones pending!!

You just missed 600!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Fat AND Stupid!

(compo pea)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# is that one of the sheep
from Black Sheep? Or has Jar Jar Binks finally gone cold turkey on the smack?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes it is.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Bahahaaaa, hillarious xD

(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Those cans !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Our esteemed ex-leader showing us the lardy way with hog/chips on a stick


ooh, my first post. I'm embarassed and excited and think I've wet myself.
Edit: thanks guys for your warm welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# welcome a/board
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# *offers towel*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Is that you in the background ?
Hold that pose . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Well, you're still here,
despite grumbling all day everyday!

No, I am not gonna do a winking smiley.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I'm actually not hear all day, every day [smilie]

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Colon-bracket.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# except when you turn your PC off
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I think this was one of my first too


Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# welcome aboard
hey...don't I know you from somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# this definitely wasn't one of my first


but it _was_ Tony's.

and then he found himself strangely compelled to go looking for it again. in alley-ways in Germany.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Weight problem #72:

British Imperial Walkers more prone to collapse.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hoth is not Britain.
Nice anim though.

EDIT: FAT-AT
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# My sentiments exactly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Also mine
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# That's it, we're forming a club
With badges and shit. And a secret handshake that doesn't involve hands.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# yeah!
and shit!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# does it involve inappropriate touching?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Hey, we can make up the rules
So probably, yes. I think so. Definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# fuck yea..sign me up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# DONE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# always
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# BAD TOUCH!
BAAAAAD TOOOUUUCH!
(big fat cocks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Well now...heh heh...we call that the act of mating!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# What have I started!!!!
*eeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# re: edit
WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# ha! that imperial walker is so fat
someone will probably harpoon it.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Beef up the hydraulics . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# pork down the gun turret
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Oh yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
nice addition
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Shweeet!
WOO YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)

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