strawberry shake
king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:07,
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oh fuck.no.
Thongs on fat people.
No. Just no.
I bet that string smells like a Harry Ramsden fish fryer that hasn't been cleaned for 3 months
(Thongs on fat people.
No. Just no.
I bet that string smells like a Harry Ramsden fish fryer that hasn't been cleaned for 3 months
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:08,
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And that should catch out the few people who haven't already vomited
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:10,
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You could tie it round your head with the gusset across your top lipWork 'n' sniff
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:18,
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well i think i may just go throw up a littleto be fair that probably wasn't a thong before she got hold of it.
(
Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:30,
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hah hahwill do
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:11,
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Because he has inside information and knows it canlike the mysterious infomants of Mulder he wants to put us on the path of finding out without saving us about a 45 minute shows worth of investigation by just telling us straight out
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:25,
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plus the xfiles isn't really that goodand there could be a documentary about concrete on another channel :D
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:03,
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hehehehehe!
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:04,
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splendid god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:03,
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jolly good king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:08,
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blahrg *shlup* blahrg *shlup*woo!
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:54,
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nice one god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:59,
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i cansee his marrow
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:09,
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Nice oneI just checked my file date - Sep 2002.
Just after I started on B3TA.
:)
(Just after I started on B3TA.
:)
koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:58,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Low Budget Film Remakes"){kind=small}
and here's a quick word from our sponsors.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:42,
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is that chuck norris? My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:43,
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i had to check because i had no idea.(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:45,
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you can see that it's not him..just looks close :)
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:48,
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norris beard is so finely trimmed, it's like a golf green
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:10,
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hahahaThis scene could be played out in any grim McDonald's
Couples looking bored with life shovelling processed meat into their burgerholes
edit: nice detail - love the flag addition :)
(Couples looking bored with life shovelling processed meat into their burgerholes
edit: nice detail - love the flag addition :)
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:44,
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bless your little cotton pants :) god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:49,
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juno is about a 15yo bird that ends up preggersshe's been replaced by the bogan chick from the vile series "little Britain"
(,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:49,
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RIS..very ris
edit: would
(edit: would
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:41,
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.pet shops must be hard for illiterates...(
Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:32,
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Haha, what a delightful animal.I'm sure they'll get on just fine. Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:33,
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Now *this* is boringNo special effects, no expensive sets, and a dyslexic story-board writer
(
c_kick or, as some people call him,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:17,
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fantastique king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:19,
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clever cloggs, *clicks*tj. who was the man who typed out everything he did ?
(
connor,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:29,
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Haha my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:40,
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hahahahawhat's so funny?
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:45,
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It's good to see that Babar managed to find more work.Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:16,
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Justglad to help.
(
struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:08,
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ahahahathis is great. i might try
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:10,
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I'm quite disappointed that I haven't been given a lab coat yet.Maybe I'll get one when I start my placement in nuclear medicine.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:15,
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I had to buy my own for first year chemistryI don't need it now, except when I need to look like a scientist
(,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:20,
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haha now that's science! :)handy tip that..ta
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:12,
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???????you missed ????? that's THE most important step!
(
SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:20,
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Regardless of where it came from,the ? step has been a staple here for many years.
(
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:49,
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I'm pretty sure it's from the South Park episode with the underpant gnomes. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:51,
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I don't remember that one.It's all such a long time ago... have they got the episodes online in this country yet...?
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:53,
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Bloody hell, the episode is almost 10 years old, how did that happen?en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underpants_Gnomes
And what was I doing watching South Park when I was 11?
(And what was I doing watching South Park when I was 11?
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:56,
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Well done for remembering that far back,y'old duffer :)
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:04,
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hahahaha!nice one
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:40,
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strange day, those faceless animals keep showing up at my door asking for food..
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:00,
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i don't know... i never give them any My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:01,
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Terrible my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:02,
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works only with "smell" My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:03,
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You push food up their arseThey process it and then poo it out. But it's a synchronous process. They can only have one meal being processed at any one time.
It's healthy way of living though, it forces you to poo out your last meal before you eat your next.
(,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:23,
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It's healthy way of living though, it forces you to poo out your last meal before you eat your next.
that's true.ask any 110 year old hindu guy
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:37,
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ruuuunnnning awwwwaaaaayyyysheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ruuuniiinnng
she run, run, ruuun, ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueaeaeeeaaeaeeaaeaa
edit: you've ruined my reply by adding other words to your original "she" msg
(she run, run, ruuun, ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueaeaeeeaaeaeeaaeaa
edit: you've ruined my reply by adding other words to your original "she" msg
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:09,
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the original she reply was a booboo: I hit enter when i wanted shiftwhat's the song? I can't say I know it off the top of my head...
(,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:16,
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it's these lil buggers you've got to look out for :)
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:05,
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i think he's a friend of this one, who came earlier
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:07,
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perhaps need some of the spam i get for longer lasting sexif he's coming early!
(,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:11,
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k3b/-\b,for longer lasting sex, you need any kind of sex.
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:13,
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I get jibberish like this all the time.. :DWent off with a loud report and unfortunately whereabouts.
she had intended spending the whole so cordially despised.
it was an ultimatum from friends, or relations. Possibly
he had lived with cocked and his arms akimbo, what are you
driving ill during the night with a severe attack of fever.
the whole earth is made up of three divisions, had not marred
the charm of that peculiar face, it. Very little | is known
of the post mortem his hands above my head, and his eyes
toward the seemed as if rigid in the exhalations of a metallic
turn the tables on him, and become in turn the it couldn't
matter to her very much whether she the protection of a
billboard covered with ragged night's vision was not to
be fulfilled and in.
(she had intended spending the whole so cordially despised.
it was an ultimatum from friends, or relations. Possibly
he had lived with cocked and his arms akimbo, what are you
driving ill during the night with a severe attack of fever.
the whole earth is made up of three divisions, had not marred
the charm of that peculiar face, it. Very little | is known
of the post mortem his hands above my head, and his eyes
toward the seemed as if rigid in the exhalations of a metallic
turn the tables on him, and become in turn the it couldn't
matter to her very much whether she the protection of a
billboard covered with ragged night's vision was not to
be fulfilled and in.
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:15,
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that's not jibberish! that is clearly a great peice of literaturewhat was it selling?
magic wang pills? Sexy Russians?
(,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:21,
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magic wang pills? Sexy Russians?
an irony that has never escaped me as i delete the spamalthough the best one i saw was an add for penis enlargement pills. with before and after shots. The before one would have been a fairly average sized flaccid todger. The second one was the same photo but the willy was now of Brobdingnagian proportions. It clearly wasn't photoshopped. It had been done in paint. with the large round brush. And a single colour.
(,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:19,
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That's the way the ladies like them. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:20,
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You should add a question mark to your username, so it's like when John Cleese says"Some call me.....Tim?"
(
ClanSoul,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:35,
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nicely done.did you adjust the head to the zipper?
or the zipper to the head?
(or the zipper to the head?
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:40,
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I copied the head,split it in two, desaturated the original, removed the eyes, clone tooled in the fur around the seams,
cut a small section of a zip out of another picture, pasted it on the main seam then added the pull.
:]
(cut a small section of a zip out of another picture, pasted it on the main seam then added the pull.
:]
ClanSoul,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:48,
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hehe cool.but my question was:
is this the original form of the zip?
(is this the original form of the zip?
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:50,
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*fucks sideways*what do i win?
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:01,
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I didn't time it all, but I know this bit took four hours:
Bear in mind that I was absolutely shattered last night, and I didn't finish it until after 2...
ClanSoul,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:10,
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*waiting for it to animate... My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:57,
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zebra's is horseswith racing stripes
( Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:06,
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This really is rather ace indeed. :)Woo!
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:41,
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hahhahtook me a moment there
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:56,
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Haha, nice.Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:59,
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I havethat iron
(
Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:16,
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What is it?I've seend lots of spaceships and planets before, but what the hell is that stripey thing?
;)
(,
Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:12,
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;)
It explains the hair
Probably been done before.Inspired by LordMatthius
Amy Winehouse was extremely hot before the crackmeth, smack etc.
(,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:01,
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I hear they're actually doing that :(and woo
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:42,
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If Ridley Scott only had a fiver to spend this is what Aliens might have turned out like.
well at least it's not a cock with legs. kingofpork is the king of pork,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:09,
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Elegant. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:10,
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Touchingly emotional my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:12,
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He needs a lover.Can cocks have their own reproductive organs?
(
B.T.,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:14,
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You could turn the pubes into little cocks,and those little pube cocks could have cocks for pubes.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:17,
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I think it's a marketable ideaedit: we can call them Frocks
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:19,
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Indeed! this is brilliance! Do you think we called also make Funts?Using the same principles?
(,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:26,
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Maybe, but it would be more difficult.Let's stick with the simple stuff for now.
Right, you get the blue tack and I'll get the magenta paint.
(Right, you get the blue tack and I'll get the magenta paint.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:30,
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They mostly come at night, mostly
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:11,
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who doesn't!? urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:14,
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Oooo, cheeky! cheeky!Please excuse me but I've made an icon and am poking it in here. COZ I GOT NO PLACE ELSE TO GOooooo!
It's my first one. It's Anne Frank.
(It's my first one. It's Anne Frank.
struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:23,
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Silly Dr Preference!
They're nothing alike!
struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:43,
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You sure it's not Clansoul?
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:23,
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It's difficult to tell in Greyscale.... Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:35,
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i thought the same thing
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:46,
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I'm sure Anne would like to use this once she fucking donates mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:26,
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I actually thought that was Rob Manueltil I read who it actually was.
( kingofpork is the king of pork,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:40,
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Arf!Crossed my mind, too.
( struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:43,
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:32,
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Milk it, man. MIIIILK IIIIIT! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:10,
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It looks like it wants a damn good milking to me. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:11,
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Inspired by Amy Winehouse?:)
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:57,
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this needs more"why am i looking at your mom?"
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:24,
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how was this made ?
(
Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:29,
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Assignment nearly doneWell i've nearly finished my assignment so my posting should slow down for a while. Until my next one is due. Huzzah.
PS. This is so bad my arse is sore. My arse.
(,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:01,
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PS. This is so bad my arse is sore. My arse.
Hah i just noticed.The eye is staring right at the crotch. He must be well hung.
(,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:20,
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