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# Now returned
safe and sound!!!
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hah, ace
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# He left it chained to a bollard ...
"I put the chain through the wheel" says he ...

... and is surprised when someone lifts it off ...

... and we're seriously considering this man as a leader of the country?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# *undulates*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I dunno
the current lot are pretty good at losing things and having things nicked
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# What a moron the man is
Take a look at the railing that David Cameron ignored (foreground) when he instead opted to 'secure' his bike to a 2ft bollard (background):
www.flickr.com/photos/w10/128549391/

Then he walks out of the store to find his bike gone and is heard to say several times; "But I locked it."

Mo-ron.

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Haha and this
www.flickr.com/photos/w10/128554977/in/photostream/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# and this!
www.flickr.com/photos/w10/128554977/blah/photostream/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# swine
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Oink
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Nope - Not clicking that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# eh? what's happened?
google says a pollie got his bike nicked

hahahahahhaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# ha
this was just a victory for general scallywaggery and shennanigans. he gave his replacement bike to charity anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Cunny Funt Statistically, 9 out of 10 People Enjoy Gang Rape, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
grand
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Sweet dude

(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I made this when I was bored in work
(dirtyirishhooer should really know better, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# is he called Rick?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# does anyone else like getting rick-rolled?
I really like that song.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# just for you then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blghTWXqwys&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# You utter git.........
I will be singing this for the rest of the day now.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# that's one of the better testimonials I have gotten
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# ^ KNOB
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# aaaaaaah bliss
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Cool.
That's how we roll, hog ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# And roll, he does indeed
Not like this fella
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yes!

He's so street.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Not yet Johnny, not till we get in his house!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Evil Little Duckers
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# "Noooo, I said RUCKSACK!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# hoho
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Oh u!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# his brakes work....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Whose do? The Moles?
* Silly FloydPink, Moles don't have breaks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# well
he deserves one, been digging hard he has.....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# this how goats work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# This happened to Mrs Flatfrog yesterday
mole car door

(edit) Why the fuck won't my strikethrough show up?
(edit2)Came back and fixed it. I was trying 'strike' instead of 's' - worked fine in the editor. Not sure why I'm writing any of this, though, it's miles down the board and no one will read it
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
#
dunno, works for me
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# people have been grumbling about
html formatting not working

is this ok
how about this
yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Contrary to popular belief, ducks quacks do echo. though only faintly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cunny Funt Statistically, 9 out of 10 People Enjoy Gang Rape, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Haha, not bad
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# ducks. so many ducks
i literally went through thousands of photos of ducks to get the right one. I'm practically an expert on duck biology now. bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Cunny Funt Statistically, 9 out of 10 People Enjoy Gang Rape, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# You need to get out more.
Woo to the image though!

* Pull up a Mighty Mediocre and shop a Barbarossa!

* Please click my cock to see "Cock 2"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I know what you mean, the worst part is if you never find a good one so have
and then have to scrap the idea entirely

Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# a good first go chap
Welcome aboard, pull out a dildo, bother the quo. Count your kittens before they're thatched.

(do try to keep things images under 50k tho)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Duck beak has sad face :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# It's because he has a massive head and is almost bald.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# he looks like Mr T made out of sweetcorn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# ?
www.b3ta.com/board/8605342
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# eh?
it must be the milkman's
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I thought it was balloons that he loved?
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# ah, so that's what made that hole
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# HAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# nom nom nom



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# office lol
i love cdc... i actually painted my own penis magenta, plucked my ball sack so there were only three hairs on each side and ate a protein rich diet to get massive globules of spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# did you also 'pixellate' its edges with pinking shears?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# This contains loads of wrongness
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# *dusts off the pearoast*
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Ha ha what a sex face he has...
"on a related note though I do like the nose art on it"

(4th picture in)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7530070.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I had a delivery when i got to work this morning. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# TOAD
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Your boxes of eggs have exceeded their sell-by date
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# LOL!
old eggs!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# mm hoisin sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# You could recreate the entire beach landing scene from Saving Private Ryan
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] No women, no kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# That is 17 different kinds of ace!
Edit - Not meaning to be picky, but he also needs to hold a phone to the cats head, y'know, just saying...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I only counted 16?
* What am I missing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# No. 17 - The goose is wearing a hat
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)
# that was 12
do pay attention
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I thought that was Eleventeen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Twelvety
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# is that before or after twelvety?
mindweeed
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it's after
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Just after, but before Tenteen
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# where is twenteen?
these neoimperial units are terible. stupid BNP winning election and reinstating a new british empire.

/post from 2016 blog
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Depends on what scale of aceness you are using
i'm using metric
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# in which case it's 2
didn't you not learn no nothing in in school?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I are edukated
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
#
i is edukated. stupid boy.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Hahaha genius
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ahahaha
that's one shifty looking cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# you
animation god you
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Haha, acely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)
# That's beautiful
does he spend the rest of the film hiding out with some underage chick?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# That would be suh-WEET!
er, I mean, um...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Like a Virgin
Clucked for the very first time
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# hahahahaha! OUTSTANDING!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# you gaddamn ROCK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# that cat is Mediocre
AICMTP*




*inflation
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Oh, it's okay...

Wait a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# That is just great! Reno FTW
On another note, sorry to TJ - any Director / Flash programmers out here? Gaz me - my work's recruiting and looking for really good people. You need to be an expert in at least one and have a good knowledge of both.

Sorry if this is inappropriate, but I can't think of a better place to look for creative people...
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# rough location might be helpfull...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Apologies
West London
Do you know Apologies in West London? It's just north of Felicitations and across the river from Ironic Applause
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# OMG NO WAY THAT@S WHERE I WORK
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I hear they're about to replace you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Oh, did we not mention that?
/Creative dismissal
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# it doesn't agree with him but he likes it....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Yay! WINS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)
# \o/ for parps!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# ha ha, Lift and separate
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Hah
nice
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Hahahahha!
needs more marmite treacle follow through, though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# THAT IS WOBBLY BLOKE AND I CLAIM MY FIVE SHEKELS!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# ^ This is not true!
* The parp cloud is not green enough
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# The perspective of the glass keeps me laughing
Thanks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Chortle!
In other news, I think I just found Big Gay Al's real life counterpart:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Ewww, a bit early for that sort of thing
although i'm not quite sure what time would be appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# after Home & Away
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Do they still make that?
I thought summer bay had been nuked from orbit. It was the only way to be sure...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# oh yeah, it's still going
still tackling all the issues affecting young people today
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# The only issue young people have is how hard I scowl at them
*scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# like taxidermy and knot tying?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Not to mention flower arranging
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# unfortunately
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Thanks for asking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)
# He
looks like Newman from Seinfeld.
(Peacocke, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Morning!
Just on my way to Hull and thought I'd get you all this:
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahah!!!
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)
# judging by the contents of his fridge
I'd say he had some brain disorder
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# all he's got is listerine
morning Nibs


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)
# ning freebs
y'alreet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Brian Disorder?
What you say?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I'd watch this
and buy it on DVD.

Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)
# WRONGLOL
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)
# HehHehHeh!
Nicely 'shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# You
missed a golden opportunity to rename him Robert Downsey Jr.
*One ticket Hull Please*
(cactusrob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I know...I have used the word "Downie" instead
As the real spelling is "Downey" :)
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Ah,
yes you have. I missed that in my half asleep haze. Full points!
(cactusrob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# this was born, i ran away.


my advice: RUN.

+ningles all

edit: anyone saw the 2007 Jimmy Carr DVD? "Comedian?" funny shit
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)
# disclaimer: I am not the father.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)
# mother, then?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I think I'd be happier with boobies and a twat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)
# instead of just being one?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)
# did you just asked yourself?
what's wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:31, archived)
# i'm making the joke myself, to rob others of the pleasure
and there's heaps of things wrong with me. Including my sore neck today. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)
# k3b/-\b,
you gotta stop sucking cock :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I dunno how I did it.
not like that though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I'm inclined to believe you on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
# you mean:
disclaimer: I am not having sex, ever, therefore i am not the father?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I find your lack of faith, disturbing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)
# i find your beard, disturbing..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I find your bread rubbing
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)
# hahah
:{)>
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)
# it's simon pegg!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Quick, make a film out of it!
/Edgar Wright
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
#
edgar wright that twat from friends david schwwimmmninger
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Do you think the babies are copying his style!?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Is that a baby Ivesb?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)
# it might be,
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)
# 8 pints? what are you a wimp?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)
# * Washed down with two bottles of red wine
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# girl
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)
# The all knowing Cock knows what you are!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)
# you'd better not visit oz wobbly bits
or you'll be going out like Ollie Reed
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Na.. I hate Fosters and XXXX
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)
# sowing the seeds.
building my super army...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
# "This summer Simon Pegg IS Dom DeLouise"
Dun dun dun derrrrrr!
(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)
# 'ning's all........
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Heh heh....bone.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Yay to the hover dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:57, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Ning to you
and everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)
# RUN
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# "So let's take a walk up past the chemical works; where the sky turns green at night ..."


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:53, archived)
# * Hands Vagabond's hand
Oh you so romantic...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:54, archived)
# No, not again. My hair melted last time.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahhhh, look at the little... HANG ON A SEC!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Oh, very good....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:15, archived)
# haha! My god, it's full of ducks!
'ningles you crazy lot!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Ducktler!
*adds to seemingly endless list of Hitlers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:16, archived)
# oh superb!
/click, woo, yay and a dash of phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:17, archived)
# Magic
What program please?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:20, archived)
# MacOSaiX
amazing prog considering it's freeware - easy to use too. you can use google images to find pics which is very handy if you don't already have a few 1000 duck pics lying around...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:32, archived)
# D:
/windoze
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:39, archived)
# oh....
had a look for an equivalent doze prog the other night - only ones available were poo. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)
# It almost looks like you didn't do it the cheater way where you color the frames
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:21, archived)
# ee! noice
how's it done?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Excellent!
Good 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Awful!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:52, archived)
# We need more of this
WooNing
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Aaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:55, archived)
# flippin eck, most woosome
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Havn't posted in a very long time
but thought i'd share this, made me chuckle. From a friends genetics textbook.
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:10, archived)
# -Is this just a scan from the text book? You didn't actually shop anything?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:19, archived)
# yes
yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Oh holy shit!!!!
*runs for the bunker*

ANYONE ELSE WANTING TO BE SPARED GET IN NOW...THE DOOR IS CLOSING!!!!


NAZIS ARE A COMING!!!!
(puggs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Ssshh,
you'll wake them
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:57, archived)
# SILENCE! VE ARE ALREADY HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)
# It would by funnier* if it said
Exclude (nigger)

* not at all, really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:56, archived)
# haha i was thinking this but was too scared to say!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:59, archived)
# 29th July -Ba'ho, God of Sausages
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:59, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Moo tata!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Woo.. where did that some from?
*I'm have a hang over but is off to work now... See you all soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:03, archived)
# I've been worshipping him in the toilet for the past 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:07, archived)
# You've got a glory hole too then?
Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:15, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)
# *bbq's and eats ba'ho*
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW????? HAHAHAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:21, archived)
# ya know... i could really go for a hotdog from one of those nasty little hotdog vans that always turn up in in industrial parks....
lovely stuff, Mr Pol!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Fashion Freaks
Check out these pictures

www.topnewsblog.info/tblog_10311.htm

Looks so cute...

Donnie Darko fashion is hilarious! How could these "fashions" be taken seriously in the industry is anyone's guess.
(JloKyM, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:17, archived)
# You didn't read the FAQ, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:18, archived)
# * If you have a question, simply click on my cock and he will answer

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)
# No click my cock!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:28, archived)
# ^ Cock


NING RETARDS B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:02, archived)
# So we all agree then!
However, there was this little gem hiding on the page www.fashion-victims.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/1krazykorean-girlfriend.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Spam?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:22, archived)
# *Smoke bomb*
You saw nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:23, archived)
# I saw nothing!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:26, archived)
# That's right.
'Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:27, archived)
# at least I know it was a smoke bomb rather than all the wanking sending me blind!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:29, archived)
# you should have posted this on /links
or as a thread jack
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:25, archived)
# something on the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:26, archived)
# nice job, cockball.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:30, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:30, archived)
# Welcome to the internet and indeed the western world.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:30, archived)
# That away . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:34, archived)
# is it just me or is there a horse's arse there somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:41, archived)
# You see correctly . . . MN . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Shoefingers? I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:35, archived)
# Hello, this is not your blog.
Kthnxbye!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:09, archived)
# No no no no no. Stop it! BAD N00B! Smackie handies, naughty naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:16, archived)
# It is time to put it away when I pop wheelies thru the endzone.
fantasticcontraption.com/?designId=120687
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Walrus Man's DJ. Animated and in horned larvaing color.

www.b3ta.com/board/8604570
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:57, archived)
# As difficult as that is . . .
You have pulled it off well !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:59, archived)
# Thx
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:02, archived)
# *insert (FNAR!) your own masturbation joke here*
;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)
# I pull . . . therefore I do . . . try
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:15, archived)
# holy shit! that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:00, archived)
# Thanks pb.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:04, archived)
# don't you take that tone with me!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:05, archived)
# I have audio synthesis! I can take any tone I want.
Yet most end up sounding like 'wet farts', go figure. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:07, archived)
# fucking, shitty albino weasels.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:17, archived)
# OH MY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:16, archived)
# cor yes this is good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:10, archived)
# cool
a little hard
(JloKyM, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:11, archived)
# *spack*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:13, archived)
# :)
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:34, archived)
# Wonderful!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] PAYUP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:40, archived)
# he would have paid plenty for that. he was a pervert.
as are we all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Crumb!
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:56, archived)
# also: crumb duck was the title of a collaboration between nurse with wound and stereolab.
it is good. i shall play it now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:59, archived)
# Fantastic . . . if only I'd knowed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:00, archived)
# well, you know now.
SEEK IT OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:01, archived)
# Gotcha !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:10, archived)
# babs santini drew that cover. i like it.
the cd has a close-up of the duck pinched between the two fingers on it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:20, archived)
# I only just learned that Babs Santini is Steven Stapleton
The multi-talented bastard. I own this record, it's pretty great.
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:28, archived)
# hehehe
wonderful
(JloKyM, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:12, archived)

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