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(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:23, archived)
# LIFE ON MARS!!!!
AND IT WANTS TO EAT YOU
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:24, archived)
# TAPPA TAPPA TAPPA.
These macros are fun.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:30, archived)
# It's gonna eat . . . no matter what it is !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Funky Teim!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:39, archived)
# yeah, bay-bee...

you can learn these moves, but.......not from a jedi.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:42, archived)
# This wose ain't wed . . .
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:45, archived)
# nice moves girlie.....
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:57, archived)
# You should have that bronzed !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 4:10, archived)
# ha ha....what a thought!........(hmmmm?!)...

(another scary thought)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 4:18, archived)
[challenge entry] You can leave your hat on !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 4:31, archived)
# yay
fucknose what's happening here!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
# LUCKY HER EYES MATCH UP WITH THOSE DICK HOLES.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
# YOU HAVE AN OVAL DICK?
DEAR GOD MAN
D:
D: I SAY D:


I leave with a joke:
"When the flash drive is rejected, try forcefully putting it in D:"
If you don't get it: say it outloud, even the :
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# haven,t you?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# What, you mean oval dicks are normal?
D:
I'M A FREAK
*cries*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# *shakes head*
i think you need "the talk"

:(
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)
# The talk is a horrible affliction.
Let us never speak of it again.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)
# You are two-timing /board with /talk
by using a secret second login! ADMIT it!


(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# ooh
cross posting whore
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:16, archived)
# ?ti fo tahw dnA
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:26, archived)
# What do I look like?
A person composed largely of water.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:30, archived)
# No, this is you:
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:32, archived)
# See that.
That's your mum that is.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Yay, Jeru is my mum.
:-D

(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Now I can embarrass all your friends by telling them about your tiny flaccid babycock.
The things you can pickle these days.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:55, archived)
# haha
i don't want to say lol but it's true
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
# spang!!!!
SPANG I SAY
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
# **AAHHAA* MY SKULL, IT BURNS, IT BUUURNS!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# top shop
who is this guy?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# don't know, but i can't laughing
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# you can't laughing?
:D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# i've been pissing myself on n off for the last four hours.
possibly six, aahahahahaha
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# if you link that again
that means you are actually gay
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAahahha
www.b3ta.com/board/8614419

right, sleepy bye byes
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)
# noooooooooooo
otherwise you won't see my ninja edit
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# FREEBASE
I reckon if you search for that you'll find the original thread.

Edit: HERE
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# haha, thanks
nice facial restoration
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# There are some very hurtful rumours going around that this is me.
I wish people could see the tears I have shed.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Post a photo of them
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Maybe later, when I have filled the jar.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:21, archived)
# still would
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
#
still always would even if she was my mother D:
Edit: Christ, is that the time? I best be off, B3ta; goodnight!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# :) nice one
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# OH SHIT
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# :D
This is much funnier than it should be!

I'd go as far as to say
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# YEAH, OK
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Haha you ass
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)
# i bet her fez iz fezzy.....
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Ba Friggin Bushka !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:57, archived)
[challenge entry] roasting for compo


as you do.....
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# ayyt
west side is the best
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
[challenge entry] BRAW!!
et touche
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# No littering !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# wanna see some puppies?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Meat puppies ?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# mechanically found meat sorry :(
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# she's got two pussies...
...noice!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:53, archived)
# it suits him
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# hello what is happening this evening
I had icecream earlier, it was cold.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# i had a gingters pasty
also cold
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# that's great
I might have a cheese toatsie

but warm/hot
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# oh yes
i would go for warm/hot

but cheese has a habit of being a bit burny at first :)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I'll wait till it cools slightly
and I will amuse myself with youtube comments

for example: "your going to force my dick in your mouth right now you badass cunt fuck. you sound your dead dogs getting molested. no offense."

:D

haha, what a poohead
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# youtube comments are allways the way to go
for narrow minded fuckwit type commentarty
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# aye, there's a lot of repeat fuckwits on there
if all the duplicates and copyright violations were removed there'd be about 7 videos on there
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# hi i'm a merkin
are you a fukin muslin

lol :)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# haha
it always ends up with "fuck america!"

without fail :D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# "fuck yeah"
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
# naughty pearoaster
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
[challenge entry] That'll stop him laughing.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# He has such a cavalier attitude
Still, it'll keep his round head warm.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# His mum knitted it
:)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# His hat is stocking him !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Must be where I live.
Took me a while to notice what you did.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# DIVE!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Thash good, that is
:D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# well I like yours, too
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# It doesn’t resembles its fellow sharks very much, looks more like a blue-grey eel, except for the six gill slots that give it away.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Erm...
yes, but only if you use the multi-coloured attachments.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Yo dude, watch me make this jump..
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# FRO SUM SHAYPES
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# That move is called 'The Jessop'.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Jessopjessopjessop
Don't wanna end up on a bloomin quack handle
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# for some reason I always imagine this guy's face making the noise "bGLLGJGJLALJGJLGJLLGJGJL"
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# it suits him
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# real moth friday
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# horny bastard
did you kill it?

or is it a pet?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# just a visitor
he has fancy orange wings but you can't see them when he's on foot
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# is it a sekada?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# i don't think so
here is a different one
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# i like his eyebrows
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# They are rather awesome, aren't they :D
Woo to the picture :)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# The wings look like Kettle Chip crisps
Tasty :D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Fluff!
Good pic!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Moth is hard to make
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# what camera are you using?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# canon g7
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
# hats off to you mate
your getting some excellent shots off that

i thought it was SLR
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# thanks
:D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)
# "Mothra lands on surface of moon."
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# hehe, indeed
all these pictures are upside down
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Looks like enough fur to throw a rug !
Or perhaps it could eat one . . .
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Moths r deadly.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# They refuse to stop flying or become incapacitated when you hit them as well.
I don't particularly want to kill them but they ARE REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Moths you say?

Not as good a photo as your's, but it was a gorgeously white moth.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# That's an Egyptian Wafer Moth . . .
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Wafer?
*nom nom nom*

Is it really? I'm so ignorant about species of things I really don't know if you're telling the truth or making up a silly name
I'm so confused D:
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# cool
i prefer yours
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# doodles

and goodnight
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Yo!
CYA & AAAYTTB
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I

your
drawings


and goodnight to you sir!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# where did you get tht heart?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
# just type
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)
#
&hearts

to many words for my drunkness
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:39, archived)
# just remember ♥ ♣ &diamonds; etc
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)
# what about spades?
just asking
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
#
i∀H∀H∀H∀H
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# yeah
thgir
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
#
---------✄-----
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Love to watch it play . . .
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# SQUARE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# nananananananana
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# yo!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Awwww yeah
thas great
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Vanessa's really let herself go...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
# ew..
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Ewwwwwww
Bellybutton piercings are icky and stupid.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I agree
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# That is the worst thing about that picture.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Wheat addiction is a killer.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Aye, it kills people.
Kills them by death.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Shredded Wheat contains 47% sodium.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Shitty breakfast anyway.
A cold riceball with a tentacle sticking out of it.
That's a breakfast!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Served with chedda.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Bit heavy on the sodium, you might try a 'new' cheese.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Agronomy is the cure . . .
Science of Champions !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I said mother, oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, what have you done?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# IT'S NOT ME
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# DO I DETECT A GUILTY CONSCIENCE?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I AM NOT A MOD.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Um, yuck!


Brandoo is teh immortalz!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)
# i love them jeans :)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Synchrotron finds mystery painting under Van Gogh's "Patch of Grass"


Be kind - it's my first ever attempt...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Unrelated... Someone needs to make a Brian Peppers anim to go with this
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Could you hummmn a few bars . . . before downloading ?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# It's Robert Smith singing about being a paedophile.
It doesn't get much better.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)
# It's very disturbing.
:D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:07, archived)
# hmmm
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Yes, you are.
If you're not, then bugger off back to your favourite wankbank :-p
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# URGH!

Girls.....
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# pfft!
and perhaps lol
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
# haha, topical like an ointment.
*clickypops*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
# After all these years . . .
a stain is detected . . . conceptional art !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
# OH MY GOD YOU....
did very well there
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# LOL
CDC
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)
# YOUR SCIENCE IS FLAWED.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Mek-Cat shall destroy you all! Mwahahaha!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# FUCK!!!!!!!!
*runs for bunker*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# BUNK!
*fucks for runner*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# This is the future of
WAR.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
# nice shadows
and everything else.

woo, sir!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
# KATAGEDDON!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# War . . . what is it good fur . . .
;D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# haha
I see what you did there
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# You are indeed gifted !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# HUH!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Absolutely critters !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
#
shitting hell
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# i like cats.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# this is special
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I WANT ONE!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Well.. hellll-eau!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I feel the earth move . . .
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# You are Carole King
AICM£5
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Moley, moley, moley, moley!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# nice bearman.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Blackhat
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)
# i've got a mole
s'okay it's only skin cancer apparently
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh I say
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# You're far too clever.
Also, where are your holiday photos?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# oh my!
:D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Got the shakes . . . empty ?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
# pea!!
and a lovely one
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# YAY *click* YAY *click* YAY *click* YAY *click*
YAY *click* YAY *click* YAY *click* YAY *click*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# calm down dear
it's just a picture!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)
# i yi yi yi yi yi like it veeery much
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
# *dances*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# hahahah class!~
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# ta da!!
:D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Haha, ace :D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Sproing!!!!!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Hurrah for fruit and veg based shenanegans!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)
# lol!!
haha
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)
# *ruffles*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Rofls.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# HAhahhahahhahah
hahahahahhha
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Hahah!
Excellent
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Awesome =p
Nice goatse too XD
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Areeeeba!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Rooty Tooty . . . Right in the Pooty !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# POW! Right in da kissa.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Cheeca Cheeca Bambeeca !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# "nice melons".
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Sweet Carmen Miranda!
*clix*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# This is a doodle of one of my best mates, Delaney.

EDIT: We just finished watching Spaced. That Simon Pegg/Jessica Hynes show, yeah? Can someone suggest something else along those lines that we'd like to watch? Kthx.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)
# HEY DALANEY, NICE HEADBAND.
have fun with the dishes?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:18, archived)
# You spelt her name wrong!
xD
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# hello Delaney
is that her surname?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# No.
Delaney is a first name here.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# i have never heard of that
but anything goes over there :P
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Is that her full name?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Hahahah
Wow.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# :]
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# uuuuhhhhhhh.
hot. take me back to the ghetto.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Ghetto
lol.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Holding at #3 at the moment, Doc.

Clicks are like cow bells... Do it faggots!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/8611571
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# ha ahhahah thats so stupid. i hate the comic i made anyways.
see its movie adaptation with two gay boys and a snailfrench guy who is stupid as the pizzamaker man:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjK6ZU102Ps
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Fucking hell, this isn't even colouring in, it looks like tracing to me.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Nothing compared to spaced!
Watch it again! upside down! while tripping on acid!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I dunno about that man. We don't have any acid.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# You could try watching 'Big Train' if it's online anywhere
a surreal sketch comedy show, featuring Pegg and other Spaced actors before they did Spaced.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JibxHpXqAfc
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# "Spoons" is the best, and the one where he's teaching the kid to ride a bike is a close second.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# "try not going on fire this time"
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I can speak english actually!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I love that one.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# The french turtle was fucking good too
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
# We've got it on DVD.
xD
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I guess that's why they call it b3ta.com/bigtrain xD ROFL
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# WHAT!?
You dickfruit.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Ah cheers Bob
we already have that, I bought it on DVD a couple of trips ago.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Still one of my favourite shows
of all time.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Yeah it's great.
Chris Morris is my tv comedy god though.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Have you ever heard his take on the Pixies?
fallingsky.blogs.com/falling_sky/files/Motherbanger.mp3

I remember getting this on a flexi-disc with Select magazine, sometime in 1991.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# No, I haven't heard it.
I just downloaded it, I'll give it a listen a bit later. Thanks!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Nothing compares to Spaced.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# So I've heard.
But there is there anything else that's good adn in that vein?
That isn't Big Train.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# shaun of the dead
hot fuzz,
black books
the book group
big train
and nick frost's "DANGER..." series

edit: and Marcus Brigstocke's "We are history", although it may be very confusing as it deals mostly with (parodies) british domestic history
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Oh shit, I forgot about the DANGER ones.
I'll have to check out thebox and see if they're up there some time :D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Hmm...
Seen all those except The Book Group and Danger.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# AHH COCKS!


Click for rpthursday (57KB)
good night b3ta!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# heheh
night!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# can i wear any type of hat without being gay?
I want a 10 gallon hat :)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)
# ok. you're allowed.
i'll send you a formal approval latter.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# but will people think im gay?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# yes, if you're choking on thick cock
while wearing the hat
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
# i'd have to remove a rib...
wait i'm not bumgay
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# lol
what is that?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)
# hai guys
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Post the other one please.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# This one?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# does this animate?
this is most scary
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# argagargrgagarg1!!!! *pukes*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!!!!!
*opens all the fuckhoses*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Intestinal Spin !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# this makes me feel sick
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)
# its the one with teeth that freeks me right out
bwaaggghhhrrrhhhhrhhhhhwwwwaaaaaa
*shudders*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# A bit of relish and . . . vawalah !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
fuck yeah
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# this will freak you right thr f**k out
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I know the shop where they get those. Nice, thx.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Ready to eat . . . but who ?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# phwoar
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# COCKFEST!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# CLICK FOR REALPHOTOTHURSDAY!
:D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)
# fucking hell! walnuts!
:D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Why am I seeing many faces of people with afros/big frizzy hair
around the outside of the inside bit
If that makes any sense D:
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Squats !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I can't help but be reminded of Mr motivator in the morning...
*sicks up abit*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# those photos are by Spencer Tunic aren't they?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# You've a keen eye !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)
# nekkid peeple!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I don't know
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# "I RUNNING IN CIRCLE WHILE MAKE POOPY"
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Great Dane?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Tiger more like.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# No, Koit is from Denmark
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Is that Denmark, a small suburb
of Gloucester ?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# the very same!
how did you know?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I breezed through it once
wearing only a neglige and a conveniently placed handkerchief.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Denmark must have at least one tiger
just in case.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Touching things
isn't so much fun after all, eh?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# :)
You don't know how true that is.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Home-made hat?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahah
shit i think i woke up my dad :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# 's ok
I was gonna go wake him up anyway...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# thing is, I already woke him
*zips up*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Hey guys, look what I found!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# i don't know either
is it chocolate mouse or a poisonous snake
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# it's a big poo
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# that must be 10 or 11 couric's!
/South Park
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Bono?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Good thing you didn't step in it !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# patrick keiltys self portrait ?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)
# ^this^
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# that is shit!
it is shit though isn't it?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# "look at that! I nearly stood in that!"
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] you may spang me now
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# *takes out spanging pan*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# *takes out panging span*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Ah fuck
you burst my pun gland.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# no, he sunk MY battleship.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# D7
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Miss
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# D12
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# M16
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# JACKSON 5
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# a couple hits.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Talking to yourself is bad
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# ahhh the glory of bauhaus 93 typeface
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)
# i want you back :)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# sean with 2 n's
= wrong
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I suppose they have to do something between shows...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# hahahaha
this is win.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# reasonable
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# haha...doing this trick every night and twice on sundays will do that to ya!! :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Eeeww!
Good trick tho!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# ouch! :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# love that smoke effect
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# 9 out of 10 rabbits that showed a preference
chose white widow!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Aphrodisiacs . . . Doc !
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)
# this kinda stings, remember swiss army knives are sharp!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# ouch!
are you standing on your testicle?

if so, fair fuckin play
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# they're called feet :p
I even checked the label :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# looks like a paper cut
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# do paper cuts bleed all over the place?
My handkerchief was full of blood :(
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# you cut yourself with a handkerchief?
must have been some kind of ninja handkerchief operated in an innapropriate manner
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# too much starch
:(
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# is hankerchief some sort of euphemism?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# why yes it is
....*blows nose*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# i once had a leatherman close itself
on my thumb , and cut it very deeply into two thumbs.. :(

t'was a bit painfull
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# fun isn't it?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Don't be such a freaking wuss. It's barely a scratch.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I just wanted to post a new thread if im honest
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!!!!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# lol, soapy pussy.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# SEAMSFREEBASE
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# sEAMS gOODE to sMEE
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# i think i know what she's thinking
if he can hear her and looks like that
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# She wants some wheat.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# {XD
Bukkake cat feels violated.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# BEERCAT should be a superhero.
fact.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# {XD
Cats with beards.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# wha?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Cisco Adler...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# YAY!!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I replied to the wrong bit :/
Oh well.
^_^
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# You're getting even better at drawing these :]
*click*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# FAIL!
But thanks. :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# JOCAB.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Has he drawn on his own facial hair...
...with a Sharpie?
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# that advert has got to you.
they're called marker pens.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# No, Sharpie Markers.
David Beckham is on the commercial and everything.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# YO SIGN MA SHIRT BECKS.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# He probably wasn't the right choice of celebrity, doesn't really fit with their image.
Really they want someone who can actually sign their own name.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# He's good at colouring-in, though.
Hardly ever goes over the lines...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# If they're good enough for Beckham...
...they're good enough for me.
May Contain Lies
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# lordsaccharine surely.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Hahahah
really?
xD
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Don't flatter yourself.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# no, it's all true.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I think it's the look of sheer happiness on his face that makes it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# That's neat, yeah
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# :]
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# ok someone tell me
whats the deal with those stupid bits of crap around peoples wrists?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# It's called a watch...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# ,,,,i meant the other thing
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# A bracelet?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# the rubber band things
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Yeah they're bracelets.
But a lot of the time the money you buy them with goes to some sort of a charity. My school sold some for money to help a girl with cancer.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# what a waste of natural resources!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Huh?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# give money to cancer dont go around making bracelets acclaiming you gave to cancer
its supposed to be a feel good thing now a showing off thing
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Resounding round of applause!
Although the bracelets are a testament to human nature as I see it...*sneers and chucks dart at mother theresa poster*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO KNOW
ALSO: Why do black men wear white t-shirts?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# also why do girls with black bras wear white tops?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Because
A. They are stupid,
B. They are slutty.
or C. They are both.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# ok why do women with bellies that finish at the knee wear tops that finish below the boob?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# That one I don't know.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# It's "in" or something street and cool like that. I think.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# they tell the time :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# They are called hands, you should try them some time.

No, I just couldn't think of a joke which made any real sense.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# *dobs*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# i like his knuckles :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Hahahah
:]
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Is he the lead singer of Jimmy eats the down syndrome?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Hahahahah
no.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# okay
you are getting too good at these :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# xD
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# like i said before
you should draw foals. they are too good.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# This is again, very good :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Why thank you.
Oh, what was the name of that store you told me about a really long while ago? I was just wondering.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# store?
Remind me of the context.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I just remembered, you definitely need to play this.
Purely because I imagine you will love the music.

www.mazapan.se/lab/No%20More%20Sweden/YHTFTE.zip
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Uhm,
in London. You were talking of going to look at guitars and then there was a clothing store you wanted to go to...?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# /^o^\
arf!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# ace!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I'm afraid that when I look at it all I see is Dave Grohl
But then again it is a good Dave Grohl, so it's still win as far as I'm concerned. And I even checked out his tshirt with 3D glasses.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I love norses..
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# parps horn!!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# honk honk
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Nudge nudge...
Wink wink...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Best of all the invading armies
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# ^
I can't help singing
"I love horses best of all the animals, they're gonna taste great" ARGH!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# hahaha
Horse crispies
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# :D
somone with photoshoppery skills needs to make this and I'll buy it on a tshirt :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Yeah, it was the rapin an pilligin that did it
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

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