is there not many people on?
or am i just ignored by alot of people?
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We all hate you
don't worry, this happens to me all the time ;)
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:43,
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Just workload in general
you must come and visit my fluffy friends btw; it's all sort of completely free with me at the main entrance, and bring a friend
Gaz me for detail
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Gaz me for detail
Condy Bin Laden (she's wearing a bloody hat - of sorts.....sorry)
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Is Condy a closet neo-con lesbian?
She's very good at the piano, I am led to believe
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:08,
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Americans and their whacky names
apparently she does as well, according to the ever informative google
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:40,
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WTF
I think this imperial walker got a bit confused...
Wrong century, maybe?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:00,
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Wrong century, maybe?
Hahahaha
This made me lol loudly in the office the other day
have another *click*
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:05,
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have another *click*
37 today
and the proud recipient of a new pack of "fresh-tech" technology cotton socks
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:10,
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As you age
the presence of a Nike logo on clothing matters less
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:44,
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Just out of curiosity
why would you want to click for bigger?
:)
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:51,
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:)
if we can have a cakebake compo I don't see why that ^^ sort of post isn't allowed.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:52,
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Looking at a cake is one thing
eating it is a different matter entirely
I hope one day to make a similar comment about porn
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:04,
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I hope one day to make a similar comment about porn
despair inc
made the demotivational posters.
they now have a website where you can easily make your own.. I assume this is a product.
I believe despair inc also tried to copywrite the :-( smilie face as a giggle.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:13,
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they now have a website where you can easily make your own.. I assume this is a product.
I believe despair inc also tried to copywrite the :-( smilie face as a giggle.
it's exactly like 4chan
people run around in the streets shouting shit catchphrases and everyone's job is to make demotivational posters all day
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:12,
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sod it
I am going to go to this 4chan of which I hear speak. I am yet to try and no my interest has peaked.
wish me luck.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:16,
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wish me luck.
haha
be wary, traveller. those who enter the fourth chan always come back... changed.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:17,
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if you hurry to the video games board you can see some sexy pokemon
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:19,
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It's not confusing once you figure it out.
Most of it is very rubbish, though, yes. Though I still like it. I'm not going to bring 4chan content over to b3ta like a faggot though, it belongs on 4chan and nowhere else.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:22,
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and less pron based gif's
I liked the massive lot of asian gif's.. with one person.. requesting an asian vomit gifs.
humans facinate me.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:31,
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humans facinate me.
I don't like people
there's some many of them with really odd ideas
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:34,
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I went there once and all I found was a dismembered body in a hold all bag
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:23,
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The place is gibberish:
2980094
FAGGOT I'll SEARCH FOR YOU, OH HERE IT IS. FUCKING CUNT. rapidshare.com/files/187187187/ANON_FAGGOT_JEW_FACE.faggotry
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:47,
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FAGGOT I'll SEARCH FOR YOU, OH HERE IT IS. FUCKING CUNT. rapidshare.com/files/187187187/ANON_FAGGOT_JEW_FACE.faggotry
this is awesome I'm tempted to use my spare account to spam these now
hahahah
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:16,
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This so should of been the advert
this for about a minute and a half. then just "drink orangina."
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:09,
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It's unfortunate that non of the people Hitler persecuted
had a name that was lispable.. as maybe they would of been saved
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:55,
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Ve vill take over ze Britain and zen I shall vin ze Ladies Day at Ascot!
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The bit in the Lion King that Disney changed after focus group feedback
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i should make an official disclaimer..
everybody keep asking me..
No. i only found out about that song later on.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:47,
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No. i only found out about that song later on.
it's a good song
But Squeeze Me Macaroni is even better.
It's a song about (from what I can tell) food, sex and shitting, all set to a speed funk ska soundtrack...
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:50,
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It's a song about (from what I can tell) food, sex and shitting, all set to a speed funk ska soundtrack...
I wanna
lock betty crocker in the kitchen...
and then i loose track.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:53,
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and then i loose track.
hostess ding dong with an egg roll wrapped around my wong
While betty madison proceeded to ping my pong.
and
super dooper pooper scooper chicken coop shoot some hoop, top sirloin topped with dick cheese.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:59,
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and
super dooper pooper scooper chicken coop shoot some hoop, top sirloin topped with dick cheese.
chicka chicka boom chick chick cha boo
on it goes then.. I do love Mr. Bungle. Oh so very much.
Girls of Porn easily ='s best song. :D
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:04,
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Girls of Porn easily ='s best song. :D
He's just trying to moon the moon. Which is admirable, in a way.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:31,
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hahah his pants fell down
wouldn't he actually be wearing a nappy?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximum_Absorbency_Garment
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:36,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximum_Absorbency_Garment
...
"In 1988, the Maximum Absorbency Garment replaced the Disposable Absorption Containment Trunk (DACT) for female astronauts. Male astronauts then followed suit, because it didn't leak and it was more comfortable."
so how did this conversation go - some wacky "go on wear my underwear - it'll be sexy" on the flight up?
nice
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:40,
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so how did this conversation go - some wacky "go on wear my underwear - it'll be sexy" on the flight up?
nice
that cat is like well
jazz fusion.
I get a reintroverted etch-a-sketchalism marrauding out from this skitishness and rakishly placed hat.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:11,
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I get a reintroverted etch-a-sketchalism marrauding out from this skitishness and rakishly placed hat.
He looks just lovely. Woo.
Also, if you'll pardon the threadjack, does anyone know anything about TVs? Mine is refusing to turn on properly.
It starts up normally, and then cuts out just as the picture is starting to appear.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:07,
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It starts up normally, and then cuts out just as the picture is starting to appear.
Have you tried switching it off and on again?
/sorry *scarpers* ;)
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:08,
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Physical violence is usually my first port of call when dealing with electronics.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:15,
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Impact therapy
Even if it doesn't work, you'll still feel better for hitting it
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:30,
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No
But if I can threadjack your threadjack:
Has anyone seen taht new Orangina advert and thought the people who made it must be fans of JJ?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:10,
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Has anyone seen taht new Orangina advert and thought the people who made it must be fans of JJ?
I think the winner goes to ebonyxrose for the inspired:
Fucking furries.
Yiff in hell.
You make Jesus cry.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:28,
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Yiff in hell.
You make Jesus cry.
how is that furries?
that's just anthro. people are way too quick to cry furry.
blogs4brownback.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/furry-family.jpg
nsfw
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:30,
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blogs4brownback.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/furry-family.jpg
nsfw
I can just hear the photographer
"Right, stand closer together, that's it. Now smile for the camera. Brittany, why don't you hold your daddy's penis?"
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:46,
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its the first one up if you type furry into an safesearch off google images
so very odd
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:48,
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I would have said
Giraffes with tits - so high up you could stand in their shadow
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:21,
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on second viewing
the flowers with tits are quite troubling too...
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:31,
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Don't get me wrong
there were a lot of disturbing things. But peacocks are male.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:27,
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oh no, the whole thing's mightily disturbing
but I bet it gets a lot of airplay
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:44,
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They get away with that, and the heinz one was banned?
The world really is fucked up :/
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:26,
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Hehehe
I think that -apart from the disturbing part- it’s quite well done and it makes me hate furries a bit less.
Oh, and MORNING YOU ROTTERS!1oneone
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:27,
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Oh, and MORNING YOU ROTTERS!1oneone
'sup?
about to paint a door
that's apply paint upon a door, not do a painting of a door in case that troubled you :)
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:34,
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that's apply paint upon a door, not do a painting of a door in case that troubled you :)
Haha, carry on then :)
I'm about to construct a mosquito thingy for my window
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:45,
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I'm about to construct a mosquito thingy for my window
lol
I'm assuming you are referring to the furry-tastic one. Just youtubed it.. tis pretty mental.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:24,
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don't know what might be causing that
is it a complete power failure? old telly? I'd be accusing leaky electrolyitics.
pasanonic might know...
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:12,
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pasanonic might know...
It's pretty old, yeah.
It does this every couple of days. Oh, it's just turned on now after 20 minutes of trying.
It also occasionally turns itself off while switched on.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:15,
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It also occasionally turns itself off while switched on.
My TV does that occasionally
Picture cuts out (but not sound) - only image on screen is a flickering line.
I found that turning it off, smacking the back casing a few times, then turning it back on works...
The set is maybe 10-15 years old.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:21,
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I found that turning it off, smacking the back casing a few times, then turning it back on works...
The set is maybe 10-15 years old.
Mine turns itself off entirely.
No sound or anything. It sometimes turns itself back on again after a few seconds though.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:23,
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Sounds like it's knackered
Failing capacitor or summat. Recommend you scrap it and buy a nice new one.
John Lewis give a 5-year warranty on all new tellies, which is nice. Richer Sounds is pretty good too...
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:28,
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John Lewis give a 5-year warranty on all new tellies, which is nice. Richer Sounds is pretty good too...
Yeah I think it's on the way out.
I'll look into a nice shiny new one sometime.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:30,
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one thing you could try is de dusting it
worked for my telly now that i think about it.
just open it up get the lint out and reseat all the plugs.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:29,
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just open it up get the lint out and reseat all the plugs.
Yeah, I tried cleaning it up a bit inside, didn't seem to have any effect.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:32,
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That's shit
You don't even get to see hatstand fanny or cock
TEASE
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:43,
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TEASE
This does something to me, and not in a good way
Lord, biker whatsisname! I'd forgotten all about him. Thanks for refreshing my memory of the lanky, manky looking hair and the disconcertingly cheerful smile.
/shudder
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/shudder
Thats that
skullet guy innit from Fox Racing if I'm not mistaken.
Theres a funny little flash animation on there where he grooves along to some disco whilst saying 'GEEEAAHH' etc..wrong but funny.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:45,
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Theres a funny little flash animation on there where he grooves along to some disco whilst saying 'GEEEAAHH' etc..wrong but funny.
Then the switch to talkies would have surely all been in vain
Although I would love to see a silent movie version of Terminator 2 with live piano accompaniment
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:26,
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I painted a shirt, it is for a birthday present, here is a scan of the shirt.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:03,
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Hey, Dix. LOOK ART. Also. I got another coffee and I can't decide if I'm hot or cold.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:21,
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I find your bold use of negative space breathtaking
This particular piece has a 1992 feel about it. Is it something to do with John Major's government?
p.s. you're always hot, babe
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:25,
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p.s. you're always hot, babe
notice also the interesting symmetry of the two coins contrasted with the fractured bussiness cards
obviously a statement about the economy. Probably from John Major's government, because of the 1992 feel.
superb.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:27,
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superb.
Ah the 90's recession and the futililty of Canary Wharf!
Oh course!
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:29,
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it is a brilliant peice. I would recomend Ttssattsr submit it to the national gallery
it is relevant in the current political and economic climate.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:35,
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ON ONE OF THE COINS I SCRATCHED OUT THE QUEEN. ON THE OTHER I SCRATCHED OUT THE BACKGROUND.
IT IS A PIECE ABOUT COINS AND PAPER.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:34,
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oh shut it you little twerp
we know what we're talking about!!!!!!
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:35,
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I didn't make it for him, but presented it to him, yeh :)
I made it a while ago. Comes in handy. wipes handy on towelly.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:51,
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Don't quite remember
Some twat started trolling and starting threads with "fuck you" and then gave his excuse as being upset due to a death
Grief eh
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:02,
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Grief eh
I didn't no - it was preassembled, which is great. Have you ever tried tightening cream?
But I also bought a metal cupboard that I assembled just by clicking it together and bending little metal tabs.
I'm concerned about its structural integrity.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:39,
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I'm concerned about its structural integrity.
my desk is from ikea.
my dad compromised its structural integrity by standing on it. although it has proved itself to be far stronger than my toes and head on a number of occasions.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:45,
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A few years ago as I was rebuilding my shattered life
I went to Ikea to buy new furniture and my boss told me not to exceed the 50/50 ratio of Ikea stuff to non-Ikea stuff.
I asked why and he just said "It'd look shit".
Fair point.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:47,
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I asked why and he just said "It'd look shit".
Fair point.
the bit of furniture i have in my room that isnt ikea is my bed.
i have this sortof long corner desk and a bookshelf arangement. and another bookself thing and some drawers.
ed: oh my chair isn't ikea. it's from a church sale
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:53,
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ed: oh my chair isn't ikea. it's from a church sale
I figured it would take as much effort to paint it as to make the stencil
so I painted it straight onto the shirt, but in retrospect a stencil would have been more sensible, less time spent crouched over it = less risk of spills and other disasters. Also I could have made more afterwards.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:24,
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I am bad at icons.
I AM GOOD AT BEING AWAKE. SERIOUS BUZZ RIGHT NOW.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:28,
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I AM GOOD AT BEING AWAKE. SERIOUS BUZZ RIGHT NOW.
Little skull is little!
vote for my icons!
www.b3ta.com/board/8576404
www.b3ta.com/board/8576404
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:44,
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www.b3ta.com/board/8576404
www.b3ta.com/board/8576404
I heard it has a few things to say about you as well
Hasn't enough water gone under the bridge? Isn't it time to kiss and wear makeup?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:00,
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I only ever wore makeup once in my life and I looked like an undead ghoul
because I went to a party as Nosferatu lololrofl
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:06,
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EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE BOAT.
Dixon is trying to be funny again.
:D
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:33,
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:D
In other skynews:
"In an exclusive interview, Barry George insists he did not kill Jill Dando because he was stalking another woman at the time."
OH, OK SORRY 4 BOTHER KXTHXBAI
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:34,
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OH, OK SORRY 4 BOTHER KXTHXBAI
Yeah, I think he should talk to his lawyer before interviews in future.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:36,
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"Mr George says he is "bitter" at the eight years he has spent behind bars, adding: "I've missed out on so much.
"I should have been getting on with my life. Who knows what I could have done and achieved?""
MORE STALKING AND WANKING OVER BLURRY PHOTOS YOU FUCKING SPASMOTIC WRONGCOCK
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:44,
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"I should have been getting on with my life. Who knows what I could have done and achieved?""
MORE STALKING AND WANKING OVER BLURRY PHOTOS YOU FUCKING SPASMOTIC WRONGCOCK
Wanking is never a waste
However a course in photography can improve the worst stalker's snapshots
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:51,
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You should wank into a tupperware container and keep it in the freezer
See how much you have after 1 year
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:59,
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if i did, after a week my mum would be dishing it up thinking it was a tub of icecream
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:00,
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I DIDN'T RAPE THAT WOMAN. I WAS RAPING A CORPSE AT THE TIME.
Don't leave Dixon. I'll probably get all high and rage soon. It'll be a veritable cascade of excitement.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:36,
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I've also made some art out of two 2 pence pieces and 3 business cards.
It might be the over tiredness speaking, but it's definitely fucking art.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:39,
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I have clicked your pance
I also liked happytoats' drawing of you and your pance.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:45,
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I couldn't have wished for a better start to my Sunday :D
I love my happytoats pic - I'm so happy he increased the size of my cock
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:49,
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if that's proportional it looks about the same as mine
which alas only I am happy with. I'm not so happy about my breast size.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:51,
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no but am both depressed and excited to learn that I can lick them
I just tried.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:53,
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*tries* damn can't reach :(
you're just too far away *comedy trombones*
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:56,
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I think it'll be better for your reputation if you pretend that's because your tongue is 8 inches long.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:57,
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I did once proclaim that I'd be good for any woman because I can lick for ages.
it didn't work.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:58,
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no I only just found out I could lick them when you asked up there
i tried it.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:07,
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A bloke I used to work with told us how propping yourself up against a wall with your legs over your head is the best way to suck your own cock
There followed a tumbleweed silence
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:09,
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That's a shame.
Maybe kebab will give you a tit wank if you ask nicely.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:12,
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I feel I must warn you that you might get chest hairs trapped in your foreskin
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:28,
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hahahahah!!!!
i've got my head hairs caught up in there before. it's a unique feeling pulling them out.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:37,
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You have long hair too!! ewwww
You should stick your damp bellend in the contents of the vacuum cleaner bag - that'll keep you busy
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:42,
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You have to be very careful.
It can be like cheesewire if you're too hasty
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:58,
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I'M LOSING MY CAFFEINE BUZZ.
OKAY. ANOTHER GLASS OF COKE AND ANOTHER VISCOUS COFFEE TIME! YAYAYA.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:18,
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oh.. i'm at work.. i win. :(
3 coffe only.. but i've been awake for 5 hours so my ratio is higher.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:25,
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OH MAXIMUM, DUDE. RAD.
Herbie the Love Bug torrent finishes in 2 minutes.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:27,
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nope..
i saw 3 midgets fisting a transexual though, does it count?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:01,
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no, any chance of the link though?
or were you there at the time?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:03,
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Don't forget Prince of painty seams
and emperor of shitey optimisation . . . C];0)
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:44,
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I AM SO PLEASED YOU SAID THAT. I was gonna.
IT'S NOT SPUD-U-LIKAH! IT'S SPUD-YOO-LIKA. IT'S IXOTIK.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 7:20,
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I just had a grilled bacon and tomato toatsed sandwich
it was good
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:45,
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I didn't just have a grilled bacon and tomato toatsed sandwich
it wasn't good
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:46,
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this is terrible
you should have one, they are nice
unless you don't want one, in which case forget about the whole situation
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:49,
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unless you don't want one, in which case forget about the whole situation
it is terrible. I am bacon and tomato toatsieless
because I'm too lazy to construct such a meal for myself
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