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[challenge entry]
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# *agast*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# is there not many people on?
or am i just ignored by alot of people?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# We all hate you
don't worry, this happens to me all the time ;)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# thanks haha :)
i always woo your animashes :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# :)
Been a while since I had the energy, work being as it is
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# what has happened?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Just workload in general
you must come and visit my fluffy friends btw; it's all sort of completely free with me at the main entrance, and bring a friend

Gaz me for detail
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I don't really know about being 'on'
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Cripes!
*imagines what he's seen*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# WOO!
needs more cat
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Condy Bin Laden (she's wearing a bloody hat - of sorts.....sorry)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# just what'll she blow up today!?
:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Not WHAT.....
....More like WHERE?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# shopped only
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Some call it a beard
Some call it "Something to hold on to".
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# WOOF!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Is Condy a closet neo-con lesbian?
She's very good at the piano, I am led to believe
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# She lives with a woman called Randy Bean.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Americans and their whacky names
apparently she does as well, according to the ever informative google
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# WTF
I think this imperial walker got a bit confused...
Wrong century, maybe?

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Should have gone to Specsavers
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
This made me lol loudly in the office the other day

have another *click*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# ahahahahahaha!
nicely..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I like this
!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:05, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] The
What in the what?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Whale in the thames?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Hat! compo!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Wrong century, you say?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# the master arrives..
Woo Tribs
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Ullo Mr. J
How's you?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# 37 today
and the proud recipient of a new pack of "fresh-tech" technology cotton socks
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Congratulations on the socks.
Oh, and the birthday.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Thanks! :)
The socks are alarmingly comfortable
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# happy sock day
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I shall now provide a picture
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Those are grandad socks!
Happy birthday, old man :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# As you age
the presence of a Nike logo on clothing matters less
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Do you wear them with sandals?
Or some nice comfy slippers?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# sexy sexy legs
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# i found this one,tis good
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Foster hat? .. or a Foster Pharoe? .. you decide


Click for bigger (207KB)

(Pic is of my mate)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Just out of curiosity
why would you want to click for bigger?

:)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# To see if he is hawt
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Ah ha
You may be on to tomething shere ;)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# You must have been disappointed
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# meh
I'd do anybody
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# i wish there were more people like you
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# So do I
:(
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Goes way above.
the 800 Pixels limit for width and height =]

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Ah nothing like a dickhead with a slab box on his head.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# RPS is shit. Give it up.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# if we can have a cakebake compo I don't see why that ^^ sort of post isn't allowed.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# cakes are well interesting
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# so are people with boxes on their noggins
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# No, it's not.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# about as interesting as cakes as far as im concerned
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# What?
Cakes are fascinating and delicious.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Looking at a cake is one thing
eating it is a different matter entirely

I hope one day to make a similar comment about porn
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# No
they're not

honestly, Mediocre, use proper English ;)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I DRINK BEER LOOK AT ME.
have this :)

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# cool picture brah he's totally got a box on his head
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# lmao
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# excellent comment
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# No offence...
...But its one of those "been there, done that, got the hat" sort of things! :P


(click for big)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# why on earth do you drink that shit
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# The hang-overs are less dreadful
to put it simply
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# You're a bunch of jessies.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# That lovely box
someone's attached a twat to it
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
His box is partially eaten
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# heeheheeheeehe
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# you are a strange
..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# How is London these days?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ...
diy.despair.com? ed: ah image generator.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# despair inc
made the demotivational posters.

they now have a website where you can easily make your own.. I assume this is a product.

I believe despair inc also tried to copywrite the :-( smilie face as a giggle.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# it's exactly like 4chan
people run around in the streets shouting shit catchphrases and everyone's job is to make demotivational posters all day
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# London is exactly like 4chan? Not from where I'm sitting.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# He's just being silly.
4chan isn't that bad.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# sod it
I am going to go to this 4chan of which I hear speak. I am yet to try and no my interest has peaked.

wish me luck.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I think I'll join you
fear not for I will be there!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# haha
be wary, traveller. those who enter the fourth chan always come back... changed.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# TITS of GTFO!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# HAVE A LOOK AT /b/ FIRST THREAD TITS OMG OMG
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# if you hurry to the video games board you can see some sexy pokemon
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I tried and found it confusing and rubbish.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# It's not confusing once you figure it out.
Most of it is very rubbish, though, yes. Though I still like it. I'm not going to bring 4chan content over to b3ta like a faggot though, it belongs on 4chan and nowhere else.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i agree
b3ta seems somewhat less inane than 4chan
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# and less pron based gif's
I liked the massive lot of asian gif's.. with one person.. requesting an asian vomit gifs.


humans facinate me.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I don't like people
there's some many of them with really odd ideas
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I went there once and all I found was a dismembered body in a hold all bag
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# chicks with dicks at the moment.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# The place is gibberish:
2980094
FAGGOT I'll SEARCH FOR YOU, OH HERE IT IS. FUCKING CUNT. rapidshare.com/files/187187187/ANON_FAGGOT_JEW_FACE.faggotry
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# :D
it's code, you gotta decipher it.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# this is awesome I'm tempted to use my spare account to spam these now
hahahah
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# shite
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# IF IT'S NOT MY BEDTIME SOON I AM GONNA BE SUPER PISSED.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# nice
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# He is rocking out
with his cdc out
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# This so should of been the advert
this for about a minute and a half. then just "drink orangina."
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# *ahem*
of have

/pedant blog
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# it's disturbing to think up a rhyme for that.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# or we'll send that bear to you
:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I wanna draw a furry roo now.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# haha
that ad was terrifying
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Why does that deer have tits?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# because furries are in advertising
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# oh god...
:)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Dont Mention The Hat....
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# It's like a slightly more sinister
Biggus Dickus.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# who was a gweat man of Wome!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# It's unfortunate that non of the people Hitler persecuted
had a name that was lispable.. as maybe they would of been saved
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Is he saying
"Engage"?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Ve vill take over ze Britain and zen I shall vin ze Ladies Day at Ascot!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Jozze Osbourne
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# nicely shopped! :)
woo
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Hijole!
noice
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# The bit in the Lion King that Disney changed after focus group feedback
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# ahahahaaa!!!
they all take turns?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Is that screenie a tribute to
Mr Bungle perchance?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# i should make an official disclaimer..
everybody keep asking me..

No. i only found out about that song later on.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# it's a good song
But Squeeze Me Macaroni is even better.

It's a song about (from what I can tell) food, sex and shitting, all set to a speed funk ska soundtrack...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I wanna
lock betty crocker in the kitchen...

and then i loose track.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hostess ding dong with an egg roll wrapped around my wong
While betty madison proceeded to ping my pong.

and

super dooper pooper scooper chicken coop shoot some hoop, top sirloin topped with dick cheese.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# chicka chicka boom chick chick cha boo
on it goes then.. I do love Mr. Bungle. Oh so very much.

Girls of Porn easily ='s best song. :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# om nyom nyom :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# haha that's one bigass bunny
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Haha!
Blimey that's a big 'un
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# History Lesson time
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# He's just trying to moon the moon. Which is admirable, in a way.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# hahah his pants fell down
wouldn't he actually be wearing a nappy?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximum_Absorbency_Garment
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# ...
"In 1988, the Maximum Absorbency Garment replaced the Disposable Absorption Containment Trunk (DACT) for female astronauts. Male astronauts then followed suit, because it didn't leak and it was more comfortable."

so how did this conversation go - some wacky "go on wear my underwear - it'll be sexy" on the flight up?

nice
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# put on my panties and wet them yourself babs!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# :D
I love this bit:
"he became a professional actor, briefly"
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# wow!
On the Moon, shadows are delayed :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# this is one serious cat
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Is he trying not to vomit?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# ray winstone in cat form.
roop-de-doo
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I AM SERIOUS CAT
THIS SERIOUS THREAD
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Looks nothing like a high-altitude cloud
Oh, serious...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# pft
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# he looks like he should be a jazz musician
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# that cat is like well
jazz fusion.

I get a reintroverted etch-a-sketchalism marrauding out from this skitishness and rakishly placed hat.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# humping a sax?
ok..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha he has to get off somehow
and I just noticed a hat!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# lol
sell out.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# He looks just lovely. Woo.
Also, if you'll pardon the threadjack, does anyone know anything about TVs? Mine is refusing to turn on properly.
It starts up normally, and then cuts out just as the picture is starting to appear.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Have you tried switching it off and on again?
/sorry *scarpers* ;)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# This is why I don't normally ask this kind of thing here
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# thumping it may help
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Physical violence is usually my first port of call when dealing with electronics.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# it is extremely impressive when it works
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Percussive Maintenance
TM
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# TRADEMARK™
mwhahahaha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Impact therapy
Even if it doesn't work, you'll still feel better for hitting it
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# hah, very good.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Morning :]
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# No
But if I can threadjack your threadjack:

Has anyone seen taht new Orangina advert and thought the people who made it must be fans of JJ?

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# this one?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# that would be the one
yiffage ahoy
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# good god the comments!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I think the winner goes to ebonyxrose for the inspired:
Fucking furries.
Yiff in hell.
You make Jesus cry.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# how is that furries?
that's just anthro. people are way too quick to cry furry.

blogs4brownback.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/furry-family.jpg
nsfw
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# ewww
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# this is so pedo-fucked up..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I can just hear the photographer
"Right, stand closer together, that's it. Now smile for the camera. Brittany, why don't you hold your daddy's penis?"
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# "what is a penis?"
"he pumpkin, this pink thingy"
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# its the first one up if you type furry into an safesearch off google images
so very odd
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# it's one of the wierdest things i've found on the net.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# good fake furry breasts on the missus though
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# you just became marginally wierder.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# haaaa
awesome. wapred children much :)

lol
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# yep
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# The most disturbing thing there
is the peacocks with tits.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I would have said
Giraffes with tits - so high up you could stand in their shadow
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# The panda bit most worried me.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# octopod lapdance
ftw
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# on second viewing
the flowers with tits are quite troubling too...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# didn't see them
...
dear god
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Don't get me wrong
there were a lot of disturbing things. But peacocks are male.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Oh fuck you're right
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# yeah, I just got that
maybe they were pre-op peacocks?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Post-op, Shirley?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Hmm
I'm not convinced that makes it less disturbing.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# oh no, the whole thing's mightily disturbing
but I bet it gets a lot of airplay
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# yup!
lovely moobies!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# What. The. Fuck.
Is that advert even legal?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# It was on tv last night
so I guess yeah.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# They get away with that, and the heinz one was banned?
The world really is fucked up :/
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# It's PC gone mad I tell ya!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# FURRIES. ARGH.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Hehehe
I think that -apart from the disturbing part- it’s quite well done and it makes me hate furries a bit less.

Oh, and MORNING YOU ROTTERS!1oneone
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# NING OH PRINCE OF ALL THAT IS ROTTEN
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# sup kss
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# 'sup?
about to paint a door

that's apply paint upon a door, not do a painting of a door in case that troubled you :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Haha, carry on then :)

I'm about to construct a mosquito thingy for my window
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# nice :)
enjoy
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# lol
I'm assuming you are referring to the furry-tastic one. Just youtubed it.. tis pretty mental.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# don't know what might be causing that
is it a complete power failure? old telly? I'd be accusing leaky electrolyitics.

pasanonic might know...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# It's pretty old, yeah.
It does this every couple of days. Oh, it's just turned on now after 20 minutes of trying.
It also occasionally turns itself off while switched on.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# My TV does that occasionally
Picture cuts out (but not sound) - only image on screen is a flickering line.
I found that turning it off, smacking the back casing a few times, then turning it back on works...
The set is maybe 10-15 years old.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Mine turns itself off entirely.
No sound or anything. It sometimes turns itself back on again after a few seconds though.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Sounds like it's knackered
Failing capacitor or summat. Recommend you scrap it and buy a nice new one.

John Lewis give a 5-year warranty on all new tellies, which is nice. Richer Sounds is pretty good too...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Yeah I think it's on the way out.
I'll look into a nice shiny new one sometime.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# one thing you could try is de dusting it
worked for my telly now that i think about it.

just open it up get the lint out and reseat all the plugs.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Yeah, I tried cleaning it up a bit inside, didn't seem to have any effect.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Have you tried buying him a new dress?
Oh, TeleVision...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Yes.
My transvestite is perfectly healthy, thank god.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# tis borked
buy a new one.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] MFF 3some.

Click for 345K anim (NSFW).
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I can't wank off over that!
:(
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Well
not with that attitude you can't!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# and not without hands..
give the handless guy a break..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# this doesn't do it for me
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# speak for yourself!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# That's shit
You don't even get to see hatstand fanny or cock

TEASE
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# corr!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# usual spluff
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# *cums everywhere*
*everywhere*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# O_O
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Sexy eh?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *folds up penis and throws into the canal*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# This does something to me, and not in a good way
Lord, biker whatsisname! I'd forgotten all about him. Thanks for refreshing my memory of the lanky, manky looking hair and the disconcertingly cheerful smile.

/shudder
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Thats that
skullet guy innit from Fox Racing if I'm not mistaken.

Theres a funny little flash animation on there where he grooves along to some disco whilst saying 'GEEEAAHH' etc..wrong but funny.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Why don't
actors shut the fuck up and stick to acting
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Then the switch to talkies would have surely all been in vain
Although I would love to see a silent movie version of Terminator 2 with live piano accompaniment
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I painted a shirt, it is for a birthday present, here is a scan of the shirt.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING MANE
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Hey, Dix. LOOK ART. Also. I got another coffee and I can't decide if I'm hot or cold.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I find your bold use of negative space breathtaking
This particular piece has a 1992 feel about it. Is it something to do with John Major's government?

p.s. you're always hot, babe
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# notice also the interesting symmetry of the two coins contrasted with the fractured bussiness cards
obviously a statement about the economy. Probably from John Major's government, because of the 1992 feel.

superb.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Ah the 90's recession and the futililty of Canary Wharf!
Oh course!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# it is a brilliant peice. I would recomend Ttssattsr submit it to the national gallery
it is relevant in the current political and economic climate.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# ON ONE OF THE COINS I SCRATCHED OUT THE QUEEN. ON THE OTHER I SCRATCHED OUT THE BACKGROUND.
IT IS A PIECE ABOUT COINS AND PAPER.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# oh shut it you little twerp
we know what we're talking about!!!!!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Artists, eh? puh.
*adjusts beret*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# a little bit more to the left ducky
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Left???
Silly Southern Hemispherite
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# *pouts and flounces*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# did you make that for yamimama?
:)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I didn't make it for him, but presented it to him, yeh :)
I made it a while ago. Comes in handy. wipes handy on towelly.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha
now the biggie...who did you make it for?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# It appears this was the first time I used it:
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# lolswtf was that all about?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Don't quite remember
Some twat started trolling and starting threads with "fuck you" and then gave his excuse as being upset due to a death

Grief eh
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# woah.
odd.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I was just reading through some of his posts
amazing stuff.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Oh, him.
He added me on facebook and bebo.
He's a lurker now.
Don't think I like him, though, he's like a rash.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# everybody loves a good bit of tentacle rape from time to time.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Is that the spinoff series from Everybody Loves Raymond?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I guess so
it's a quote from one of my mates
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I just ate cake from Ikea.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# did you have to assemble it with an allen key first?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I didn't no - it was preassembled, which is great. Have you ever tried tightening cream?
But I also bought a metal cupboard that I assembled just by clicking it together and bending little metal tabs.

I'm concerned about its structural integrity.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# my desk is from ikea.
my dad compromised its structural integrity by standing on it. although it has proved itself to be far stronger than my toes and head on a number of occasions.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# A few years ago as I was rebuilding my shattered life
I went to Ikea to buy new furniture and my boss told me not to exceed the 50/50 ratio of Ikea stuff to non-Ikea stuff.

I asked why and he just said "It'd look shit".

Fair point.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# the bit of furniture i have in my room that isnt ikea is my bed.
i have this sortof long corner desk and a bookshelf arangement. and another bookself thing and some drawers.

ed: oh my chair isn't ikea. it's from a church sale
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Yeh I have drawers too. They great aren't they?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Painted? Looks silkscreened or something to me? Awesome.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I figured it would take as much effort to paint it as to make the stencil
so I painted it straight onto the shirt, but in retrospect a stencil would have been more sensible, less time spent crouched over it = less risk of spills and other disasters. Also I could have made more afterwards.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I think it's superb and I would like to see more in future.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# this is ace!
i would like one of these.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# That is way good.
Great job, sir.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I am bad at icons.


I AM GOOD AT BEING AWAKE. SERIOUS BUZZ RIGHT NOW.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# what is it?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)
# It's meant to be a litttttle skull.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# ololol
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# That's awesome
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Little skull is little!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# It's a trick
There is only one icon
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# There's a little yellow icon to the south of katmandu.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# What does it do?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# i stuffed up my parody, it's supposed to be to the north
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I have a good friend from Hobart in Tasmania if that helps
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I don't like tasmania
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I heard it has a few things to say about you as well
Hasn't enough water gone under the bridge? Isn't it time to kiss and wear makeup?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I've worn make up to uni
it was kinda funny
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I only ever wore makeup once in my life and I looked like an undead ghoul
because I went to a party as Nosferatu lololrofl
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I looked like Robert Smith of the cure.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:08, archived)
# THE SPIDER MAN IS HAVING YOU FOR DINNER TONIGHT
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I like a little head on a Sunday morning ROFLMOFL
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE BOAT.
Dixon is trying to be funny again.

:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# In other skynews:
"In an exclusive interview, Barry George insists he did not kill Jill Dando because he was stalking another woman at the time."

OH, OK SORRY 4 BOTHER KXTHXBAI
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Yeah, I think he should talk to his lawyer before interviews in future.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
#
"Mr George says he is "bitter" at the eight years he has spent behind bars, adding: "I've missed out on so much.

"I should have been getting on with my life. Who knows what I could have done and achieved?""

MORE STALKING AND WANKING OVER BLURRY PHOTOS YOU FUCKING SPASMOTIC WRONGCOCK
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# this means I am wasting my life
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Wanking is never a waste
However a course in photography can improve the worst stalker's snapshots
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)
# it's a waste of potentially millions of my offspring
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# You should wank into a tupperware container and keep it in the freezer
See how much you have after 1 year
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# And then feed it to someone as 'ice cream'
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# gah
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# if i did, after a week my mum would be dishing it up thinking it was a tub of icecream
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# pffft!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I DIDN'T RAPE THAT WOMAN. I WAS RAPING A CORPSE AT THE TIME.
Don't leave Dixon. I'll probably get all high and rage soon. It'll be a veritable cascade of excitement.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# ooOOOh
Rage Against the Sunday Morning, man.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I've also made some art out of two 2 pence pieces and 3 business cards.
It might be the over tiredness speaking, but it's definitely fucking art.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# photos or you're a fake
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I'll scan it in a little bit.
I PROMISE, BABE.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I've been hurt before, you know this.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# hey fuck that. I'm staying in the boat
*pulls down trousers*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Welcome Aboard, Sailor
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I have clicked your pance
I also liked happytoats' drawing of you and your pance.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I couldn't have wished for a better start to my Sunday :D
I love my happytoats pic - I'm so happy he increased the size of my cock
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# if that's proportional it looks about the same as mine
which alas only I am happy with. I'm not so happy about my breast size.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)
# can you suck your own nipples?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# no but am both depressed and excited to learn that I can lick them
I just tried.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *tries* damn can't reach :(
you're just too far away *comedy trombones*

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hahahah
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I think it'll be better for your reputation if you pretend that's because your tongue is 8 inches long.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I did once proclaim that I'd be good for any woman because I can lick for ages.
it didn't work.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Were you demonstrating this by licking your own baps?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# no I only just found out I could lick them when you asked up there
i tried it.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:07, archived)
# A bloke I used to work with told us how propping yourself up against a wall with your legs over your head is the best way to suck your own cock
There followed a tumbleweed silence
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Followed by everyone rushing home to try
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# It didn't work
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# That's a shame.
Maybe kebab will give you a tit wank if you ask nicely.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# titwanks are overrated
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Agreed
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# yeah I'd do that i reckon
if it were mutual
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I feel I must warn you that you might get chest hairs trapped in your foreskin
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# hahahahah!!!!
i've got my head hairs caught up in there before. it's a unique feeling pulling them out.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# You have long hair too!! ewwww
You should stick your damp bellend in the contents of the vacuum cleaner bag - that'll keep you busy
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# You have to be very careful.
It can be like cheesewire if you're too hasty
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# it doesn't work
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# It's difficult to distinguish tits from arms at this scale.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# fapfap
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# 3rd August
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:01, archived)
# this reminds me of an older drawing of yours..
only with orange.!

nicely drawn.

have:
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
i love that
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# it's obviously not somewhere in the UK then ;)


(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:04, archived)
# it's a big green field! :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Cloney, but pretty.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I'M LOSING MY CAFFEINE BUZZ.
OKAY. ANOTHER GLASS OF COKE AND ANOTHER VISCOUS COFFEE TIME! YAYAYA.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:18, archived)
# exactly what i just did :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I'm on 4 coffee and 4 coke and 30 hours of being awake.
You?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# oh.. i'm at work.. i win. :(
3 coffe only.. but i've been awake for 5 hours so my ratio is higher.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Todays first coffee was at 5.
Where do you work?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# electronics factory..
purchase department, Israel
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I would like:
1 x electronic.

Love, Ttssattsr.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# that would be 9.95 please.
would you like fries with that?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Are they also electronic?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# they are chips!
????????????????????????
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# OH HAHA!
I'LL TAKE 8.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I've been awake for OVER an hour already.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# pft
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# OH MAXIMUM, DUDE. RAD.
Herbie the Love Bug torrent finishes in 2 minutes.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# seperated at birth
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Ahhhhahahahahaha
well spotted
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:51, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:26, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:27, archived)
# surprise! :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:36, archived)
# ..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:39, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:39, archived)
# i seems i wee d
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Mockingbird...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:49, archived)
# He's lonely, I have found him a friend:
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:57, archived)
# what happened to his arm?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:58, archived)
# haven't you ever seen amputee porn?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:00, archived)
# nope..
i saw 3 midgets fisting a transexual though, does it count?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:01, archived)
# no, any chance of the link though?
or were you there at the time?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:03, archived)
# actually, i'm the tranny :(
but don't tell anyone
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:08, archived)
# oh ok
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:12, archived)
# a/s/l?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# 22/hard to define/Israel
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Phwoar
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# It's holding in his buttplug
obviously...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:17, archived)
# TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR!
etc.

Woo! That's Grand!

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:19, archived)
# Beautiful
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# and now on early sunday morning casual rascism hour . . .


(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:35, archived)
# hahaha
Ning, king of gif timing
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:40, archived)
# Don't forget Prince of painty seams
and emperor of shitey optimisation . . . C];0)

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:44, archived)
# this is my favourite animation timing :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Indeed !
Excellent timing
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:28, archived)
# haha!!
this is several kinds of ace
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# YOU SO LACIST!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:45, archived)
# lacism on a sunday morning?

'ning all
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:26, archived)
# I had racism on toast for breakfast!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# HARK AND BEHOLD.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Is that their names?

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:36, archived)
# They're exotic!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:56, archived)
# Frogmella and spud-u-lika!
hehehe!

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 7:17, archived)
# I AM SO PLEASED YOU SAID THAT. I was gonna.
IT'S NOT SPUD-U-LIKAH! IT'S SPUD-YOO-LIKA. IT'S IXOTIK.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 7:20, archived)
# I just had a grilled bacon and tomato toatsed sandwich
it was good
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:45, archived)
# I didn't just have a grilled bacon and tomato toatsed sandwich
it wasn't good
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:46, archived)
# this is terrible
you should have one, they are nice

unless you don't want one, in which case forget about the whole situation
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:49, archived)
# it is terrible. I am bacon and tomato toatsieless
because I'm too lazy to construct such a meal for myself
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:50, archived)
# it's very difficult, what with the baconing and the toatsing
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:55, archived)
# I find the tomatoing to be very tedious.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 7:03, archived)
# Why hello there sexy ladies
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 7:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 7:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 7:56, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 7:56, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 7:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 7:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:01, archived)
# I COULD GO ON
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:08, archived)
# Aaaahhahahahahahahahahah
can we keep him?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:10, archived)
# HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:12, archived)
# ok. I believe that you're not the freebase guy.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 8:01, archived)
#
Woo woo woo
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

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