This is starting to look weidly normal to me now.
but then I am mildly intoqicated.
source
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:07,
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but then I am mildly intoqicated.
source
go here
yawn.symmetry.sytes.org/
some of them are just plain WRONG! :)
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:08,
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some of them are just plain WRONG! :)
wow.
it's not called yawn for nothing. How soon will you get bored of 'select-copy-paste-edit-flip horizontal'?
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:11,
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I was gonna say
as soon as you get bored of attacking noobs but he's been here 4 years. Hehheh
:D
How goes it?
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:13,
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:D
How goes it?
good. I'm drunk
and I've been playing wow since 10am. I'm gonna go back and play some wow.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:14,
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Hardcore
Ive deliberately avoided that game. Koreans have died playing that.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:18,
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Koreans
die and fester in front of screens containing Starcraft. You have us confused ;)
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:22,
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I think someone wrote a script
I saw a post on here a few days ago, but I cannot remember who did/announced it.
The script does a keyword search on an image site (script does the cut/flip) and posts the results.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:14,
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The script does a keyword search on an image site (script does the cut/flip) and posts the results.
jesus.
That's even more lame than doing it yourself. Well, posting the results on b3ta as if it is something to be proud of. That's the taking the piss part.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:19,
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good stuff
tell me 5 things about yourself RIGHT NOW.
Hello new person.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:41,
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Hello new person.
grand.
i kill kittens
life time fan of Rod Holl
i am known as therapist locally
i can only think of three and then i give up on life.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:47,
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life time fan of Rod Holl
i am known as therapist locally
i can only think of three and then i give up on life.
My mate was telling me about all the benefits of being a nonce the other night.
Trusted and respected, sex whenever you want, six week summer holidays.
*SATIRE*
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:00,
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*SATIRE*
1. i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/hjmc3rd/God-kills-kitten.jpg
2. fanclub was cancelled a while ago, time to turn your membership in
3. "the rapist" ?
4. must try harder
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:24,
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2. fanclub was cancelled a while ago, time to turn your membership in
3. "the rapist" ?
4. must try harder
What a happy chappy!
62% of all major dictators and their aides of the last 200 years started off in comedy. Fact.*
* Might not be.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:53,
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* Might not be.
Arf! :D
Welcome to B3ta, leave while you can it's too late for you now.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:02,
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That is goddam excellent!
Made me smile for the first time tonight - bloody computer virus just farked up my night.
Thank you, sir, well done.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:03,
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Thank you, sir, well done.
Now prepare to witness the
power of this fully operational cheese sandwich!
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:03,
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YOUR ALL GAY! ;)
I think I shall make a picture as I have only been awake for about 2 hours....
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:29,
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Well, at 4 this morning.
Then I got up at 10, went out drinking again till 5. Came back, worked on some new music with my mate, drank some more, passed out and then woke up. Now I am drinking again :(
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:53,
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
b3ta
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:24,
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b3ta
Kill It With Bricks!
Not Lego, Not Stickle Bricks, Real Heavy Bricks!
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:13,
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Police Academy 4
that was like looking through a one-dimensional filter of shit
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:56,
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surely the water would just go down the holes in his face?
woo!
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:54,
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I have yet to see someone actually eat a hat because of saying that phrase.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:45,
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I once had a hat made from a single pringle
it was delicious! and morish... i'm addicted to hats now
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:48,
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Same here.
Except it was a skull cap made from a hasidic jew's skull.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:49,
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MY GOD! IT'S FULL OF STARS : /
You brought this on yourself, B3ta. I hope you're happy.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:01,
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I gotted a new hoodie (among other things)
It is very large. A guys' large to be exact.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:16,
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It is very large. A guys' large to be exact.
SO YOU HAVEN'T ACTUALLY GOT ME ON 'IGNORE'
YOU'Re JUST ACTUALLY IGNORING ME.
THATS WORSE, ACTUALLY.
*cry cry cry*
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:26,
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THATS WORSE, ACTUALLY.
*cry cry cry*
YOU SICKEN ME.
POTATOES CAN BE ROASTED OR MASHED, AND SOMETIMES BAKED, BUT NEVER SALADED.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:41,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:44,
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talking to him
and he always says he'll ignore me, then says no im not really.
but i think he actually has D:
or maybe he's gone back over to talk. :D
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:25,
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but i think he actually has D:
or maybe he's gone back over to talk. :D
That's mean.
Also untrue because I am a very small girl.
Also my mum just attacked my face with a roll of cotton batting to make me feel how soft it is. Dx
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:19,
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Also my mum just attacked my face with a roll of cotton batting to make me feel how soft it is. Dx
doesn't it make you shudder when people rub cotton wool on you?
well it does me, anyway.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:20,
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People don't usually rub cotton wool on me.
I mean, I don't know what you're into man, that's your own thing...
;D
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:21,
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;D
No you're not.
You're clearly one of the members of the Beatles. Drawn in the manner of that person who did that Blur album.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24,
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Oh, shut up.
I'm obviosuyl not a member of the Beatles because that's silly, and logically couldn't be possibly as the Beatles were what my mum listened to when she was a kid, way before I was even born.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:28,
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I find that unlikely.
I am not the one who tries to seek the approval of groups of gradually diminishing strangers.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:33,
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LIES
I have a very strong fanbase!
Plus I do it whilst being a man which gives me a x8 multiplier.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:40,
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Plus I do it whilst being a man which gives me a x8 multiplier.
Fanbase!
Exactly! You are always trying to seek that approval of your fanbase because if you don't have their approval, they're not fans.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:41,
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No, I mean that it's not gradually diminishing...
You are rubbish at these jokes. I'm kind of glad I edited the original post down because it was far more offensive.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:43,
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ah. well i must have missed that a few days back. not posted much for a while
still saves me exposing myself to everyone. and saves everyones eye sight.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:56,
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thats not fucking clevage.
well not in that dress. sadly. i realised i have few items of clothing that basicly allow ones itts to be rather exposed..no wonder i never bloody pull.
THANKS FOR NTOICING I CHANGED MY HAIR ALSO!
:p
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:59,
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THANKS FOR NTOICING I CHANGED MY HAIR ALSO!
:p
You hair changing confuses me though.
Wasn't it that colour before, then you went back to blonde again? Or is it gingery now instead of brown?
To be honest I think that's quite a nice picture of you...*crosses legs*
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:03,
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To be honest I think that's quite a nice picture of you...*crosses legs*
it's red now and i cut my fringe...for the first time in a long time.
and tank you dollface.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:05,
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Sometimes...
All the rules change with redheaded girls though, especially if they have freckles or really pale skin.
Actually I've probably said too much now....
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:10,
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Actually I've probably said too much now....
no freckles but i'm white as a sheet..well other than my lower arms which are always fecking tanned.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:12,
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Because you are a haulage lorry driver?
I have really pale skin due to being a hermit, hating the heat and avoiding even basic contact with natural light. But because I'm Italian it means I have a weird yellow complexion...which I say despite the fact you've seen it anyway. Doh.
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:14,
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for some reason i clicked your profile
and saw a kitten in a musical instructment - do not try this the other way around, kittens do not like it
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:00,
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LOOK HOW MUCH FUN ME AND MY 'SON' ARE HAVING PUSHING THIS BABY.
WHICH IS ALSO MY SON BY THE WAY, IM NOT A SICK PLAYMOPHILE.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:23,
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I thought that other one was a girl.
It has like...pigtails. I think...?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24,
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FUCK - MINOR MILESTONE NEXT POST.
SEE YOU TOMORROW WITH A MILESTONE.
BYE /BOARD
BYE TTSSTATTSTTSRSTA D;
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:42,
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BYE /BOARD
BYE TTSSTATTSTTSRSTA D;
HOLY SHIT!
IT TOTALLY IS ME!!!
'Cept I hope my hair isn't that helmet-looking. xD
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:43,
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'Cept I hope my hair isn't that helmet-looking. xD
X-ray hoodies are so...
yesterday.
Fashion moves so fast these days.
Woo BTW
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:20,
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Fashion moves so fast these days.
Woo BTW
Well that's why it was on clearance.
Last season's hoodies. Not like I care. Hot Topic is so expensive, gotta love their clearance stuff. xD
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:25,
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your xray results are back
and they're a little worrying...
niiiiiice job, I wants one of those hoods
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:20,
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niiiiiice job, I wants one of those hoods
Fuck, it's like that Doctor Who episode with the paving slab oral sex all over again.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:26,
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I've got two legs from my feet to the ground,
and when I move them they walk around.
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs,
and when I shave 'em they ain't got hairs.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:28,
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When I lift 'em they climb the stairs,
and when I shave 'em they ain't got hairs.
I don't believe you!
There's no leggies in the drawing and everyone knows drawings are realer the real!:O
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:30,
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Just 'cos...
and the one on the right appears to be a kitler
off to bed now, g'night b3ta
*edit* back up out of bed due to prickly heat, waiting for sleeping pills to kick in...
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:16,
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off to bed now, g'night b3ta
*edit* back up out of bed due to prickly heat, waiting for sleeping pills to kick in...
TBH I found it online as this idea already, but rather badly implemented (like done in LOL builder or summat),
so it was someone else's idea n original pic, I just put it together better.
/honesty
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:08,
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/honesty
you filthy beast.
when the flasher showed his grizzled cock to my grandmother in the street her friend had a stroke. My grandmother could not quite reach blah blah
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Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:05,
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are her clothes see through? NSFW!!!
nicely done, but how does she look?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:02,
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A scale of not very scaley - very very scaley, how scaley is your reptile mistress?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:17,
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Thanking you
one and all.
Ive got a few photo's of her in various states of undress so I may make a series of them.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:07,
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Ive got a few photo's of her in various states of undress so I may make a series of them.
I wouldnt do that to her
unleash b3tans on her? She'd never forgive me.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:10,
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Ironically......
......Taking this weeks Image challenge into account, all you had to do was put a peaked cap on her (covering the eyes), would've added to the "mystery".
GREAT drawing bud.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:08,
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GREAT drawing bud.
Wish I'd thought of that.
May adjust it accordingly but ive done fuck all all day and I really should study.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:11,
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TJ! Yays!
I have three days off from tomorrow! This may not seem much but it's the most time off I've had in over three years!
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:53,
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Hahaha!
But where does the hat stop and the bloke's face start?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:40,
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You should hear the noise it made
When she stopped off for a kebab on the way home!
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:55,
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i made an icon too
like the ones I like to put hats on
does anyone know how to give it to the site owner?
edit : not that I expect he would be great full or like it or anything.
edit 2 : Arg I forgot to give it a name hmm
zerg :/ hmm I think thats taken or... whats about scraps...
yeah that's a nice name. Yes I shall call him scraps and
we shall have lashings of fun (I am one of those people
that other people avoid at office parties).
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:00,
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does anyone know how to give it to the site owner?
edit : not that I expect he would be great full or like it or anything.
edit 2 : Arg I forgot to give it a name hmm
zerg :/ hmm I think thats taken or... whats about scraps...
yeah that's a nice name. Yes I shall call him scraps and
we shall have lashings of fun (I am one of those people
that other people avoid at office parties).
also:
'hatted' would be a relatively easy word to pootle from the source text, and it would make it look so much better than that substitute font you've used
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:31,
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font substitution never looks as good as decent pootling
plus it's nowhere near as fun
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:34,
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i've got a relatively hi res source for this poster somewhere
do you want it?
actually, what am i saying?! no you fucknig can't have it! :)
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:35,
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actually, what am i saying?! no you fucknig can't have it! :)
If those cars are around 12 feet or longer
she must be much bigger than the advertised size
i demand a refund
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:41,
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i demand a refund
ahh but the one in her hand
the cameraman has a fish eye, I think
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:12,
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i fed some calves today
but i got more glee from scratching a pig behind her ear
i do so love pigs :)
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:29,
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i do so love pigs :)
there were piglets! :D
i tried to persuade the missus we should have a couple, but the deeds of our house forbid the raising of 'livestock' :(
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:36,
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Wouldn't they only be livestock if you were to raise them for slaughter?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:38,
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nope
not according to the rspca - who would want me to comply with a variety of things in order to have them.
i am trying to work out who would sue me if i did keep pigs, cos most people don't have access to their deeds to find out i'm not allowed
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:43,
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i am trying to work out who would sue me if i did keep pigs, cos most people don't have access to their deeds to find out i'm not allowed
I too have always wanted to keep pigs
but it wouldn't be Kosher - where i live.....
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:39,
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israel?
golders green?
plus it's only not kosher if you eat them, surely?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:44,
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plus it's only not kosher if you eat them, surely?
Yellow hats should NEVER be worn with light brown suede jackets
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:26,
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Probably:P
Can't remember. WHat's happened? Are we having a mini Tuesday this evening?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:29,
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school holidays
last year i didn't have access to b3ta during the holidays so missed it all
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:40,
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See this wouldn't happen in the school holidays
if the prisons weren't full!
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:45,
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Whoops
Sorry - nope found. I have to be honest here...
www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=2358592
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:11,
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www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=2358592
It's a cracking pic.
But there is the links board , for...you know,links
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:14,
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Whoops 2.0
Yes - sorry in Dublin and had a few beers...
I wont do it again. Ever.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:16,
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I wont do it again. Ever.
Not the one on the left
being dry humped by the white guy behind him?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:12,
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You've been a member for three years.
You should know what goes on here and that the idea is to post stuff you did yourself.
Yes we have seen it as it was made by a b3tard.
Epic fail.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:10,
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Yes we have seen it as it was made by a b3tard.
Epic fail.
wasn't the creator of this on b3ta?
or was it in the newsletter
and UNSHOPPED! FFS WHAT IS THIS POST WHAT YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET NIGHT!?!?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:10,
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and UNSHOPPED! FFS WHAT IS THIS POST WHAT YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET NIGHT!?!?
ahh poo - who made these icons stupid 1 pixel too low :( - sort it out rob!
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:56,
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if this is your own work
then that is fucking woo.
EDIT oh, guess you linked it, that makes you a cunt.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:10,
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EDIT oh, guess you linked it, that makes you a cunt.
Hi
b3ta is for images you've made, or interesting links and stuff..
if you find something cool, post a link on the other board.
Posting a pic from someone else's site uses their bandwidth without their approval, so isn't a nice thing to do.
Also, b3ta has a guidleine on image sizes, still images should be roughly 50kb or so.
It inflames the glands of regulars if you ignore these guidelines, as they are clearly spelled out in the site FAQ - handily linked at the top of the page
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:16,
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if you find something cool, post a link on the other board.
Posting a pic from someone else's site uses their bandwidth without their approval, so isn't a nice thing to do.
Also, b3ta has a guidleine on image sizes, still images should be roughly 50kb or so.
It inflames the glands of regulars if you ignore these guidelines, as they are clearly spelled out in the site FAQ - handily linked at the top of the page
this is what i was typing when an overwelming rage stole my hotdog and had an eternal battle with jesus on a stick
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:17,
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i've bookmarked this
so i never have to type it again
and for when i'm too angry for coherent thought
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:18,
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and for when i'm too angry for coherent thought
Yay :D
i give up with bookmarks nowadays - i had about 1500 and i very rarely looked at them so now i have 4 - b3ta, ebay, hotmail and pown.it :D
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:19,
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i use the toolbar bookmarks for sites
and bookmarks menu thing for any old shit i find on t'internet, handily divided into b3ta; b3ta-related; source pics; porn; and any other business
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:21,
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That's a good idea
Shouting "ARSE" (as I do sometimes) isn't very articulate nor is it helpful.
's fun though :)
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:25,
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's fun though :)
FOR, YOUR, PIIIIIES, OOOOOOOOOOOOOONLLLLLLLLLYYYY!
Also, I have made this my theme music;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtKCNJmARF0
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:07,
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Also, I have made this my theme music;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtKCNJmARF0
that music
is making me think of oldboy.
Oldboy if made slightly more 80's synth...
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:09,
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Oldboy if made slightly more 80's synth...
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