b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 34502 (Older | Newer)

# This is starting to look weidly normal to me now.

but then I am mildly intoqicated.
source
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:07, archived)
# beadle hand attracts midget lady
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# yikes
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# :D
'Raffes are awesome :)
This is why.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
# tru dat
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# reminds me of this guy...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Hooray for owls!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
# OwO
Woo! ^.^
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# go here
yawn.symmetry.sytes.org/
some of them are just plain WRONG! :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# wow.
it's not called yawn for nothing. How soon will you get bored of 'select-copy-paste-edit-flip horizontal'?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I was gonna say
as soon as you get bored of attacking noobs but he's been here 4 years. Hehheh
:D
How goes it?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# good. I'm drunk
and I've been playing wow since 10am. I'm gonna go back and play some wow.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Hardcore
Ive deliberately avoided that game. Koreans have died playing that.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Koreans
die and fester in front of screens containing Starcraft. You have us confused ;)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# And you had a go at him for being repetative ;D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I think someone wrote a script
I saw a post on here a few days ago, but I cannot remember who did/announced it.

The script does a keyword search on an image site (script does the cut/flip) and posts the results.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
# jesus.
That's even more lame than doing it yourself. Well, posting the results on b3ta as if it is something to be proud of. That's the taking the piss part.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] now i know when it's day and/or night...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I like this.
It's nice.

*doffs*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Chap(lin)
Happy Chap(lin)
my first time ;) ...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# good stuff
tell me 5 things about yourself RIGHT NOW.

Hello new person.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# grand.
i kill kittens
life time fan of Rod Holl
i am known as therapist locally
i can only think of three and then i give up on life.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# welcome
shop a chair, pull up a kitten etc. You'll never leave.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Rod Hole?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I AM......
ROD HOLL!

I AM HIM!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
# My mate was telling me about all the benefits of being a nonce the other night.
Trusted and respected, sex whenever you want, six week summer holidays.

*SATIRE*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
#
1. i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/hjmc3rd/God-kills-kitten.jpg
2. fanclub was cancelled a while ago, time to turn your membership in
3. "the rapist" ?
4. must try harder
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
# What a happy chappy!
62% of all major dictators and their aides of the last 200 years started off in comedy. Fact.*


* Might not be.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Arf! :D
Welcome to B3ta, leave while you can it's too late for you now.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Dont blow it all at once!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# That is goddam excellent!
Made me smile for the first time tonight - bloody computer virus just farked up my night.

Thank you, sir, well done.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# its gotta be them terrorists again
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
# THAT'S NO MOON
/mandatory
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# i burned it!...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Now prepare to witness the
power of this fully operational cheese sandwich!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
[challenge entry] he wants to wear you like a hat
I dont know what this is other than shit
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# That is mildly arousing!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# You're sick
dude!
:D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY! ;)
I think I shall make a picture as I have only been awake for about 2 hours....
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I woke up at 9pm, man.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I beats you :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# When did you go to sleep?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Well, at 4 this morning.
Then I got up at 10, went out drinking again till 5. Came back, worked on some new music with my mate, drank some more, passed out and then woke up. Now I am drinking again :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# what a
fucking lightweight
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I know :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# by the look on his face
he's just seen two girls one cup
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)
# joey from friends?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
b3ta
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Or a mirror.
Nice work Mr. Sanity
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Lee Evans?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Nicely done,
but wrong!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Awwww!
He's so cute!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Kill It With Bricks!
Not Lego, Not Stickle Bricks, Real Heavy Bricks!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Ben Stiller?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# morgan freeman?
....
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)
# #19 - sight


Click for bigger (107KB)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)
# hahaha
Its funny because Im blind.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# wouldn't it be weird if you could see through your 3rd eye?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)
# japs eye?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
# choc-eye
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I'd be dizzy
and forever looking down in the mouth
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I can!
It helps me decide when i need a change of underwear.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# speaking of shit...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# 'buys'
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Didn't someone make a film like that?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Police Academy 4
that was like looking through a one-dimensional filter of shit
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# surely the water would just go down the holes in his face?
woo!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Once again SCINECE has interviened.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] OH HAI!


HOW ARE YOU ALL?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# well I'll eat my hat..er..my hat will...er
um
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I have yet to see someone actually eat a hat because of saying that phrase.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# that is because all your friends are lying to you.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)
# :(:(:(:(
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I once had a hat made from a single pringle
it was delicious! and morish... i'm addicted to hats now
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Same here.
Except it was a skull cap made from a hasidic jew's skull.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)
# salt & vinegar?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Acidic Juice?
No ta.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:50, archived)
# your work here is done
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Meatloaf looks bemused by this turn of events
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# only cos Trevor McDonald's dad is bumming him
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# : D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# look theres prince charles in the background too!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Haha! He can't bear to look!
poor Chas
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Not to mention Yoko Ono.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)
# MY GOD! IT'S FULL OF STARS : /
You brought this on yourself, B3ta. I hope you're happy.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
its funny because its true
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# hahahah
sexcellent
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I gotted a new hoodie (among other things)

It is very large. A guys' large to be exact.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Lucky you're a large guy then.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# get back to talk, asshole.
:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# shit, he's really ignored me this time :(
*hinders*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# what have you done?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# HE HURT MY FEELINGS.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# SO YOU HAVEN'T ACTUALLY GOT ME ON 'IGNORE'
YOU'Re JUST ACTUALLY IGNORING ME.

THATS WORSE, ACTUALLY.

*cry cry cry*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# ZOMG JUICY BOARD DRAMA.
*NOMS*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# A JUICY POTATO SALAD OF A DRAMA.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# YOU SICKEN ME.
POTATOES CAN BE ROASTED OR MASHED, AND SOMETIMES BAKED, BUT NEVER SALADED.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Or boil them, or put in a stew.
Or boil them again...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# You dropped
this ' and this e
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I DROPPED AN E.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# DRUGS R BAD!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# onley if ur doin em rong
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# dropping e's!!
bloody junkies!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Junkis
surely.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# *beats*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# *radishes*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# PISSY PISSY TOUCH MY MIND.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# *touches*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# THIS IS LIFE
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# i was hoping for that.
thanks :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# you were yeeearning for it.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# i was GURRRRNING for it.
because i'm off my tits on pills.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# i've been waiting all day for the opportunity
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# talking to him
and he always says he'll ignore me, then says no im not really.

but i think he actually has D:

or maybe he's gone back over to talk. :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# That's mean.
Also untrue because I am a very small girl.


Also my mum just attacked my face with a roll of cotton batting to make me feel how soft it is. Dx
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# doesn't it make you shudder when people rub cotton wool on you?
well it does me, anyway.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# People don't usually rub cotton wool on me.
I mean, I don't know what you're into man, that's your own thing...



;D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# You're not a girl. No girls on the internet.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Definitely a girl.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# No you're not.
You're clearly one of the members of the Beatles. Drawn in the manner of that person who did that Blur album.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Oh, shut up.
I'm obviosuyl not a member of the Beatles because that's silly, and logically couldn't be possibly as the Beatles were what my mum listened to when she was a kid, way before I was even born.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# METAPHOR
MET A PHOR
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# NO YOU'RE A WHORE.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I find that unlikely.
I am not the one who tries to seek the approval of groups of gradually diminishing strangers.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Er, you sort of do in a way.
DUH.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# LIES
I have a very strong fanbase!

Plus I do it whilst being a man which gives me a x8 multiplier.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Fanbase!
Exactly! You are always trying to seek that approval of your fanbase because if you don't have their approval, they're not fans.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# No, I mean that it's not gradually diminishing...
You are rubbish at these jokes. I'm kind of glad I edited the original post down because it was far more offensive.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# jeru jeru jeru..i love you.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Amy amy amy...you made me came-e.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# everyone is missing milestones today
:(
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
# ah. well i must have missed that a few days back. not posted much for a while
still saves me exposing myself to everyone. and saves everyones eye sight.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# 'grats anyways :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# You haff changed you profile pic.
CLEAVAGE!

*glories*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# thats not fucking clevage.
well not in that dress. sadly. i realised i have few items of clothing that basicly allow ones itts to be rather exposed..no wonder i never bloody pull.


THANKS FOR NTOICING I CHANGED MY HAIR ALSO!

:p
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Yay
would :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)
# You hair changing confuses me though.
Wasn't it that colour before, then you went back to blonde again? Or is it gingery now instead of brown?

To be honest I think that's quite a nice picture of you...*crosses legs*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# it's red now and i cut my fringe...for the first time in a long time.
and tank you dollface.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Mmmm
*has massive weakness for redheaded and ginger girls*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# but i'm tall and fat and you like wee skinny girls.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Sometimes...
All the rules change with redheaded girls though, especially if they have freckles or really pale skin.

Actually I've probably said too much now....
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# no freckles but i'm white as a sheet..well other than my lower arms which are always fecking tanned.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Because you are a haulage lorry driver?
I have really pale skin due to being a hermit, hating the heat and avoiding even basic contact with natural light. But because I'm Italian it means I have a weird yellow complexion...which I say despite the fact you've seen it anyway. Doh.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# for some reason i clicked your profile
and saw a kitten in a musical instructment - do not try this the other way around, kittens do not like it
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# i beleive kevin spacey drew it.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# AWESOME.
you look like playmobil.

:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Playmobil?
Hahahahah.

I also got bright red jeans! :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# a somewhat scary picture of playmobil:
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Ahahahahah
That's creepy.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# LOOK HOW MUCH FUN ME AND MY 'SON' ARE HAVING PUSHING THIS BABY.
WHICH IS ALSO MY SON BY THE WAY, IM NOT A SICK PLAYMOPHILE.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I thought that other one was a girl.
It has like...pigtails. I think...?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ALL PLAYMOBIL CHARACTERS ARE MEN OR BABIES:
fact.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# RACIST!
Oh...wait...I mean...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# PLAYMOPHILE?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Is that someone who
really like Playmobil?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# really really
8)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# really really really
;]
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# too far.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Damn.
I always do that.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I YAM KILLERKITTIES ALTER EGO IN PLAYMOBIL FORM:
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# FUCK - MINOR MILESTONE NEXT POST.
SEE YOU TOMORROW WITH A MILESTONE.

BYE /BOARD

BYE TTSSTATTSTTSRSTA D;
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# GOODBYE
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# WHAT.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!
IT TOTALLY IS ME!!!


'Cept I hope my hair isn't that helmet-looking. xD
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# X-ray hoodies are so...
yesterday.

Fashion moves so fast these days.

Woo BTW
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Well that's why it was on clearance.
Last season's hoodies. Not like I care. Hot Topic is so expensive, gotta love their clearance stuff. xD
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# your xray results are back
and they're a little worrying...

niiiiiice job, I wants one of those hoods
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Hahahahah
I got it on clearance.
:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# theres something wrong with the hands?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Buys
Thats the best money box since the natwest piggy banks.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# *calls a priest*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ahhahahahaha
how creepy would that when you were asleep?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Fuck, it's like that Doctor Who episode with the paving slab oral sex all over again.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# *torrents*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Oh NO!
DO. NOT. WANT.
*cries*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# *steals all your left socks*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Fuck!
Not my rainbow stripey one! Please!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# well ok
since you asked nicely
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)
# ARRRGH!!!TEH FEAR!!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Noooo!
His innards yam made of wool!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# That's me...
I'm not a guy...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# YES YOU ARE.
Sheesh.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Were you aware you had no legs?!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I've got two legs from my feet to the ground,
and when I move them they walk around.
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs,
and when I shave 'em they ain't got hairs.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I have legs!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I don't believe you!
There's no leggies in the drawing and everyone knows drawings are realer the real!:O
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# But I have legs!
I'm looking at them now.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Well you should have put them on before you did the drawing!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# nice drawing
nice hoodie :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Just 'cos...
and the one on the right appears to be a kitler

off to bed now, g'night b3ta
*edit* back up out of bed due to prickly heat, waiting for sleeping pills to kick in...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Click and back I go to lurking around /talk.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# This is cool
*clicks*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# That's cool.
may I?


Click for bigger (396KB)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Hitler Cat!! :D
This is a wonderful image, also: goodnight
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm amazed I haven't seen someone do that before!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# TBH I found it online as this idea already, but rather badly implemented (like done in LOL builder or summat),
so it was someone else's idea n original pic, I just put it together better.

/honesty
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)
# awww
/strokes
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Stroke what exactly?
;)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# you filthy beast.
when the flasher showed his grizzled cock to my grandmother in the street her friend had a stroke. My grandmother could not quite reach blah blah
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Bdum, tish!
Bdsm...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# they got cattitude all right
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# She has no eyes
Because I cant draw eyes.

Click for bigger (77KB)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# she has
nice tits tho.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# ^ this.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# ^also
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
# They are
quite remarkable.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Aye
He can certainly draw them.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# *fwap*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
# are her clothes see through? NSFW!!!
nicely done, but how does she look?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# She is a 10.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
# You sicken me.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# hahah
on a scale of 1-10 not 10 years old you fick suck!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
# A scale of 1-10 of how many months old she is?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# A scale of not very scaley - very very scaley, how scaley is your reptile mistress?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Smooth as
billy dee williams.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)
# she's too old
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)
# WHAT made you think we were looking at.....
....the EYES???
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# really good drawing
i mean really really good.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# prints are available
£10
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# nice work chap
:)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Thanking you
one and all.

Ive got a few photo's of her in various states of undress so I may make a series of them.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)
# who is it?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I wouldnt do that to her
unleash b3tans on her? She'd never forgive me.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Ironically......
......Taking this weeks Image challenge into account, all you had to do was put a peaked cap on her (covering the eyes), would've added to the "mystery".

GREAT drawing bud.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Wish I'd thought of that.
May adjust it accordingly but ive done fuck all all day and I really should study.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Is her shirt made of cling film?


Top drawage, though. :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Thank
you too.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] the cat in the hat.


literally.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Noel Edmonds?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Davey CrockCAT???
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# On a twat?
:P
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# TJ! Yays!
I have three days off from tomorrow! This may not seem much but it's the most time off I've had in over three years!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Same here!
I'm off for a whole week!

^-^
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I'm off to sunny Cheltenham:P
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
But where does the hat stop and the bloke's face start?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# pfft
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)
# hehe!
:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Black sheep LOL!
No Micto I am not.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# you aren't
but i still would


g'night b3ta
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# :)
Night dude.

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# ok now its time to use it
made it for skug but I became selfish.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# You should hear the noise it made
When she stopped off for a kebab on the way home!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
# i made an icon too
like the ones I like to put hats on

does anyone know how to give it to the site owner?

edit : not that I expect he would be great full or like it or anything.
edit 2 : Arg I forgot to give it a name hmm
zerg :/ hmm I think thats taken or... whats about scraps...
yeah that's a nice name. Yes I shall call him scraps and
we shall have lashings of fun (I am one of those people
that other people avoid at office parties).
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Just gaz it to rob.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
#
gaz? :S I'm confused
edit : I sent a message to him
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# yeah:)
gaz = send internal message.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)
# good,
I have and as garcon 1 said to garcon 2.
now, we wait.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# thank you
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Compo it!
Man!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# It's not a hat
man!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# now THAT is a tidy beard!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehehe ace!
I might pea-compo this oldie
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# why is this taking place in donut-shop?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)
# He's dunkin' his hat isn't he?

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
# dunkin´ do-cat?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
# If you like.


(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# is that what you call it?
D :
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Well have you ever seen this happen
in a normal bakery?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
# here comes the sun, i said, it's alright, ta dadada dadada
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# LMAO.......Brilliant!!!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] *puts on helmet*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# oh fuck
you didn't just...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I'm so sorry
I just couldn't resist!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# also:
'hatted' would be a relatively easy word to pootle from the source text, and it would make it look so much better than that substitute font you've used
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# arial narrow in bold with a 1px stroke.
PERHAPS.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# font substitution never looks as good as decent pootling
plus it's nowhere near as fun
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# It looked really shit
so I did it the lazy way.
:s
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# i've got a relatively hi res source for this poster somewhere
do you want it?



actually, what am i saying?! no you fucknig can't have it! :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
yes :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# She's all stoved up !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Hahahah yes!!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Excuse the artifacts...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)
# argh
*hides*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
# oh oh!
here we go.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# If those cars are around 12 feet or longer
she must be much bigger than the advertised size
i demand a refund
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)
# ahh but the one in her hand
the cameraman has a fish eye, I think
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] HOW NOW CHUBBY BROWN COW
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# i fed some calves today
but i got more glee from scratching a pig behind her ear

i do so love pigs :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Pigs rock!
They're the meer kats of the farmyard!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# there were piglets! :D
i tried to persuade the missus we should have a couple, but the deeds of our house forbid the raising of 'livestock' :(
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Wouldn't they only be livestock if you were to raise them for slaughter?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)
# nope
not according to the rspca - who would want me to comply with a variety of things in order to have them.

i am trying to work out who would sue me if i did keep pigs, cos most people don't have access to their deeds to find out i'm not allowed
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I too have always wanted to keep pigs
but it wouldn't be Kosher - where i live.....
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# israel?
golders green?

plus it's only not kosher if you eat them, surely?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Correct but association with pig is frowned upon
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
# pretend its a "pig"my cow :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor poor Jezza
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# what the shitting fuck?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# this photo is a fake
they all have clean auras.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Jammy bugger if you ask me!


(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Ah, helmet japes, danke.
helmet japes danke.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# HATFISTING
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Jermey looks rather disinterested
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Yellow hats should NEVER be worn with light brown suede jackets
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Beenseen?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# have you done anything to it?
and it's large
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# You made it?
Or just showing us?

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Showing
A b3tard made the original.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Anyone I may know?


(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Probably:P
Can't remember. WHat's happened? Are we having a mini Tuesday this evening?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Apparently so.


(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# school holidays
last year i didn't have access to b3ta during the holidays so missed it all
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# See this wouldn't happen in the school holidays
if the prisons weren't full!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Whoops
Sorry - nope found. I have to be honest here...

www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=2358592
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# quick replace it with a crudely drawn cock apologising
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# It's a cracking pic.
But there is the links board , for...you know,links
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Whoops 2.0
Yes - sorry in Dublin and had a few beers...

I wont do it again. Ever.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# how dare you
be in dublin.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# i'm in birmingham and had lots of beers
and...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Just got here
Had a steak sandwich in the bar too.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# excellent
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Gonna order room service
A rusty nail from the bar.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# is this your own work?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# YES!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# my favourite is the black man at the back.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I like the gloved dude tickling his balls.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# That's a woman.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Not the one on the left
being dry humped by the white guy behind him?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# It's like a night out in Bournemouth.
AHHAHAHHA.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# It's all the RAGE you know . . .
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# You've been a member for three years.
You should know what goes on here and that the idea is to post stuff you did yourself.
Yes we have seen it as it was made by a b3tard.
Epic fail.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# wasn't the creator of this on b3ta?
or was it in the newsletter
and UNSHOPPED! FFS WHAT IS THIS POST WHAT YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET NIGHT!?!?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I made a hat
It looks a little bit like a woo hat that someone else made but I made this one. Took me half an hour. anyway i think it might work on your cup of tea.

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# ahh poo - who made these icons stupid 1 pixel too low :( - sort it out rob!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
# doh
I will work on something more exotic tomorrow night.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# his wheelchair
was made in jamaica.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# No she wanted to.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# That's what she said.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Alaska?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Oslo?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# West Byfleet?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# if this is your own work
then that is fucking woo.

EDIT oh, guess you linked it, that makes you a cunt.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# OH NO YOU DINT
BUT, IF WE ARE SHARING OTHER PEOPLE''''S WORK

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hi
b3ta is for images you've made, or interesting links and stuff..
if you find something cool, post a link on the other board.
Posting a pic from someone else's site uses their bandwidth without their approval, so isn't a nice thing to do.
Also, b3ta has a guidleine on image sizes, still images should be roughly 50kb or so.

It inflames the glands of regulars if you ignore these guidelines, as they are clearly spelled out in the site FAQ - handily linked at the top of the page
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# this is what i was typing when an overwelming rage stole my hotdog and had an eternal battle with jesus on a stick
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# i've bookmarked this
so i never have to type it again
and for when i'm too angry for coherent thought
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Yay :D
i give up with bookmarks nowadays - i had about 1500 and i very rarely looked at them so now i have 4 - b3ta, ebay, hotmail and pown.it :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# i use the toolbar bookmarks for sites
and bookmarks menu thing for any old shit i find on t'internet, handily divided into b3ta; b3ta-related; source pics; porn; and any other business
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# That's a good idea
Shouting "ARSE" (as I do sometimes) isn't very articulate nor is it helpful.
's fun though :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I don't think Mushroom will mind me saying:
GC!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# FOR, YOUR, PIIIIIES, OOOOOOOOOOOOOONLLLLLLLLLYYYY!


Also, I have made this my theme music;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtKCNJmARF0
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# SHEENA!
I LOVE SHEENA!!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# She likes pies in her eyes, for your pies only.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# that music
is making me think of oldboy.

Oldboy if made slightly more 80's synth...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# It's my feem choon.
I get what you mean.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Pie eye oughta . . .
late/never
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds