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# This weekend,
I has been mostly drawing mysterious women in the rain.

And gigantic, milk-laden kitties.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
#
That's a bad kitty.

Moar!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *genuflects*


(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hi cockalorum!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# ^
Nooooooooooooooobs
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Woobies!
:D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Sydney Moon FTW!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# should i be disturbed that you know the models name without seeing her face?
or disturbed because i do too....?

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Sydney Moon has a face!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hehe
it's hard to notice, i agree
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# The comic looks amazing.
and as for kitty... boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# THIS
with added "ewwwww- that's just WRONG"
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# So wrong it's right?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Question...
Anything to do with your Vicky webcomic?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Nope.
I'm still writing the script for that.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# D:
Those are some pretty big nips.

Woo though :D As ever.
Love your stuff :]
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# that's FAB!
so, you didn't see this then?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I've seen that ad.
It's disturbing :\
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# And that's coming from you!
:]
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Just because I draw stuff like that....
....doesn't mean I don't recognise when something is effed up.
:D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# :D
Especially the peacocks.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# It was more the squid-women 8|
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Those too.
I was just reading SA and realised what #5C4RL37 is.
I'm far too slow :/
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# disturbing doesn't even begin to cover it
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# O_O
Dear God!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
#
Damn that was scary!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# ^ That is fantastic!
10/10 - More of these please

EDIT: Also Woo to the Kitty Boobs!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I want a mysterious woman in the rain :[
Also: so THAT'S what happens.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
#
mysterious in the rain
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I have a woman, but she's ginger and never around.
And if she ends up reading this and taking it badly: I'm joking! *hides*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# 1. Awesome colour plate!
2. Highly unexpected!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# that giant cat is terrifying
it's unhinged my mind
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# lovely
great rain effect
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# that is beyond awesome! :O
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# How come
You jumped from #3 in that milk comic to #9? Is this going to be another comic thing that gets sold on Ebay or have I missed #4 to #8?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I saw that and though, "Why is Alan Moore/Kevin O'Neill posting on B3ta?"
Nice. Really nice.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# ....mmmm topical.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# too soon :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# too soon :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# too soon :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# too soon :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Too soon?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# hahahah lol
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I think you mean "too soon :("
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# i think you mean Maddie was in that tower
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# roffle
ect ect
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Shoefingers, I don't understand.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# RIS?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Vienna?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Ear cataracts!?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Farmers!

* Not farmers
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# you used two opposing light sources
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Genoa?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# in Dorset?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Bridgend-Upon-Hull?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# how does he smell?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Your Mum
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# this means nothing to me
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Ah... vienna
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Three soon :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# soo toon :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# too soon :(
i like it and i'm sorry by the way
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# too soon :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# too brown
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Aww I didn't notice you'd said that :[
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# too soon :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# ): noos oot
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# The Original Steve is Scottish!
* FACT
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# STEPHEN!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# only my right foot and part of my spleen.


Edit: oh arsecakes, I missed my 4000 post...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# awa' wi' ye' whoor!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# ^ Which is Australian for....

What?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# "I'm a little teapot..."
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Office lol
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# To Bel Air
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Frish!
/South African
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# *poo soon :(
need to*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# show tunes :D
*jazz hands*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# About fucking time.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# too soon.....
hopping on bandwagon.....
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Too brown.
I don't like that font.
Game over man, game over.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Too over
This is news! :
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# And I heard they're bringing back Opal Fruits!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# not soon enough :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Too quiet :(
Edit/ LIFE SIZE PIG SCULPTURE!!!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# oh good god YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Ohohoh, you are going on my shopping list.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# i got an e-mail off them
also explains the second free wispa i got through the post as the note with it just said thanks
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Are you implying the wispa bars will be made out of nuclear waste?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# soon too
:0
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# pffft
.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# And I hope ya like jammin' too
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I do...
and I have Jaffa Cakes!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# RAATID
Babalon inkjets dem a brok up I.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha
ras tafari man.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# spangspangspangspangspangspangspangspangspangspangspangspangspangspang
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
I recognise those stock photos
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I misread that at first...

* Automatically made a relationship between "IT Support Staff" and "Cock Photos"

Sorry.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# based on a true story at work no doubt sir?
:)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Indeed :o)
How do sire?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# doing good cheers
HOLIDAYS!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# sppppaaaannngnggg!
:D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# pffh
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I see a hat. This could be compo'd
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# ^ Cock

NING K3B/-\B !
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# how's the wobbly bits hanging?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Low... Very low!

* My bell-end is rubbing against my knee
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# This Summer...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Noice to see ya.....
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# to see ya...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# nonce ?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# maybe his legs had just grow?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# ?
Sorry for the shitness of this MSPaint image
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# SHOEFINGERS
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Ear Cataracts
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# crikey o'hatstand
that's worrying

size :s
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# maybe your legs had just grow
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# this is quite mad, but I like it!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# maybe his legs had just grow?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# OK...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# haha you tell 'im :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Yay! I understood this pic
My second cup of tea must be working.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# well, maybe i need some
i'm still ris-ing it up
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
goo-goo-ga-joob-a-goo-goo-ga-joob!

copyright John Lennon
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# offs
thanks
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha
* Gets it now...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hahahahaa!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Good Morning all.....
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Spaaaang
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# What about her back left?
Also: *SPANG*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# i lol'd
well not really but i did inside
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# A doggy shag story, surely?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# mountguymore
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I love school holidays
* Best of all the holidays
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# What kind of colour matching algorithm are you using?

;)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# grayscale algorithm.
:D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha, were you the cunt that said that to me on my first post?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I think I may have mentioned font matching algorithms in the past.
:)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I cried myself to sleep that night :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Awwww
*pats on head*

but it made you stronger, innit?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I'VE DEFINITELY IMPROVED WITH PS.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# YAY
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# do you use an algorithm?
not just fucking around the sliders?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# i turned the saturation down
and messed around with colours,theres a filter on there toobut i cant remember,its hard to match that rock
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# shhht!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# dlllg!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I use a Chumpgorithm
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# nice
texture
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# CHUUUMP
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# to be honest I'm sick of seeing that cunts face
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)
# have some of these cunts then
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# anyone have
any dynamite
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# 'compo' it
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# For once, I agree with prodigy69
and this
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# IT WAS SARCASM YOU BIG WANKER.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# heheheheheehehehe
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that 90% of the teenages
have made at some point drawings like this. Surreal sketches using a pen, while you're bored at class.
The other day I found a small notebook with these two drawings I made a long time ago, and I found them quite interesting.

So I decided to use that technique again. It's not very original, but it's interesting to see what you can draw without a previous sketch and without worrying about the drawing beign proportioned, and that. Just making patterns, and vague shapes. Kinda relaxing.




The originals are 6x8 cm
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# My doodles were NEVER that good!
Mostly cartoon faces with weird patterns. Most Woo!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Doodletastic!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)
# theres defintly talent
involved in dem der sketchs,minw usually consited of metallica or megadeth scribbled across the desk
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I also have those
But with linkin park and random crap instead.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# fear
FEAR!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# cor, these are lovely
like the bastard son of Yoshitoshi and Aubrey Beardsley
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Nice.
I like that one ^
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# that is some EXCELLENT doodlage!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# There's another big horse loose in Norwich.

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Attack of the 200ft mong stallion
$Run
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I think you'll find it's 'equine with special needs'.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# haha, you barsteward... Office lollage
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# That sounds like a great name for a song!
* Starts tinkling on his organ
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I'd say 600 feet.
Norwich cathedral's spire is 315 feet.
:D


/tour guide
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Yes
It's called TGA:P
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Oooh
That spire's gonna hurt!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# BEWARE!

:)

morning the board!

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ning!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)
# i almost want to remember how the music for this goes
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# i said almost
but thanks anyway
*doesnt click*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Hehe
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Not for long there's not!
"LOOK OUT MONGY HORSE, YOU'RE GOING TO IMPALE YOURSELF ON NORWICH CATHEDRAL'S SPIRE!"
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# it will smash the cahtedral spire
with its hundred foot cock...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Or with its hundred cock foot.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# lol
i saw scrolled through this, without reading the name, and i knew it was yours :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# The eyes!
:D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# not only..
that's just your style :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I'm sure her mummy loves her....
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# * and her uncle?

and possibly her brother?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:07, archived)
# yr horrible :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# \o
I am.

* But you still love me
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# holy shuddering fuck......
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Good lord!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I wonder of she was bottle fed?

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I know her mum
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Clansoul.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I'm not ginger
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# You can try to lie, but we know better.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Carrot Top?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# !
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha!

* Is that ClanSole?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# is that Rob?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# she will be hot
when she's older
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Yifftastic!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Potato
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# sweet lord
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# It is.....!
It is Tuesday already!

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant to say was Woo!

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# BUT BUT BUT


potato
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# blink and you'll miss it
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
#
perhaps you could make it a little bigger, you've not used up all the interwebs yet
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# FAQ
you read it
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# is the only animation her eye moving, cos that's a pretty weak excuse
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
# potato
coming here is almost as much potato as paying potato
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# *informs tax office*
your pleasure will now be greatly increased... ;)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# ...
potato
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# it's like you just added that bit in so that you could post a massive pic
but stay within the letter of the law and that's a bit meh.

Sorry to be fucking boring about it but it seems like a wind-up.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# right you are, I so didn't see the amimation (very subtle)!
apologies, and have a belated woo!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
# i cant decide if this is better or worse
than the original pre-edit image
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Gnarls Barkeley
singing "Crispy" ?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Lolhats?


God Edit: Please read the FAQ regarding image quality guidelines, size, and bandwidth restrictions.
                  You may also wish to look in to using thumbnails (I have made your post in to an example of one) to enable you to post large images within the rules. Cheers.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# No thanks.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# i will pea this here. Here comes the sun
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# HAH
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# sigh
Morning all.

Dear Bluffboy, plz see faq.

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# haha
great sig. will try it myself. even better cos i live in the area.

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# It was hillarious, i brought out the A-Grade material
and then no one spoke to me or my crew for the whole of the rest of the night. Just as well as they were fucking dullards.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# hahaha
at my aunts one xmas i ran: 2 peadophiles on a beach, one said to the other, "will you get out of my sun". cue tumbleweeds...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# awesome
I'd had 5 pints of stella by this point, so it may have been quite loud too.

Who doesn't like Maddie jokes anyway?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# exactly.
5 of teh wife beater!! you go girlfriend..
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# oh the flow of booze didn't stop there
:D

She said she was an Artist, what she meant was she works in an arty book shop. Wanted to slap the ironic haircut of her lame-ass taking self too seriously head.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# lolz
i know what you mean...

"i work in media" = works in newsagent.
etc. maybe a compo here: inappropriate euphemisms

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# i should start telling people i'm a rockstar
"what? i have band practice at least once a week! I so AM a rockstar."
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# poop
I'll get it right one day...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)
# hahahaha excellent
B. Peppers lol
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Is this Chinese government approved internet?
*clicks*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# * Unsubscribe
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# thats my new wallpaper sorted
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I'm sorry I posted that lolchairs thread.
I was so happy when rob made it into a challenge.

I spent the next few days shouting "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS" at my computer.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# you called
Photobucket
Photobucket
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# thanks
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# anytiem
if it's any consolation i quite enjoyed it, it was just a bit rushy.

B3ta's not really the place for such things as anything other than a moment of madness tho.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# lolchairs was excellent
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# ^
*resists urge to repost*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# GET IT DONE SON, BANG EM IN
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Maybe just one...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Lolgnat anyone?
Photobucket
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# HAHAHAhahahaHAHhahahaaha
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# it was shit
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# It was great at the start, it was all in one thread
then a second was started, then the rest of b3ta woke up and just posted shit everywhere.

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I want to make it clear
Lolchairs was one of the funniest things I've ever seen (yes, I'm sure there were plenty of shit ones, but I haven't seen those, just stuck to the Popular page). Moments of madness ftw.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I fecking loved it, and the 50 ft woman one too
sorry, I know there was a lot of shite, but in amongst it were some nuggets of pure fried gold!

These are not, but meh:
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# 'ningles all sneaky pea front yesterday.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# shoefingers?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Fucking hell,
the only pic I've understood this morning is Emu jumping out at me and nearly making me soil myself.

I think I need more tea.

Why am I looking at your monopoly board?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Somethings been changed obviously.
EDIT: Probably helps if you bare in mind that monopoly is based in London.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# It have a small round "n" in the top left-hand corner!
* What

???
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# C
It's the conjection charge sign in the place of the free parking.
/sodding forgeingers blog:P
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Oh is it...
I didnt realise..
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# hahahha, subtle :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Congestion charge?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Yeah.
Well ther's no such thing a free parking any more in London:P
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Ah!
Very good!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# OIC
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# That's very good that.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# unless you're a US 'diplomat'
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# i think we all know
that ghosty IS an international diplomat.

It's very diplomatic the way he doesn't stab foreigns that wreck his hostel.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# hahah
and write ALL YR TURDS ARE BELONG TO US in the lavvy
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# e
What about the e next to the c?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Are Tuesdays starting early this month?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Cuckoo!

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# * Unexpected Emu!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)
# hahaha!!
Woo! Yay! :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)
# AAARRRRGGGGHHH!
not your friend anymore. That scared the bejesus out of me. Even without the emu
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)
# :D
I never liked Rod Hull. Creepy fellow. I imagine he used to smell of fags, scotch and old ladies.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# ARGH! EMU! KILL IT!
:D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Haha
Sweet
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] The big day
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Que?!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# It's pronounced "Kawaii", not "Que"
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:18, archived)
# GODDAMMIT, I WANTED TO PRETEND TO BE AN INDIGNANT ANIME FAN
SOMEBODY BITE, PLEASE
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *chomp*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Please use azn emoticons.
-_-
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I'M TOTALLY TROLLING FOR N00BS RIGHT NOW
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)
# ^_^
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# RIS
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:18, archived)
# ^.^
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Upside-down V hats i don't understand?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# ^
IS PRONOUNCED "HAT"!!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# oic
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Thus, hats in hats
/skulks back to corner and 'Shops something else
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# i thought he was going to have to lift her veil, but she was a veil
and she'd die or something
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Really?
Can you give me the "for dummies" explanation please?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# oh i see
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)
# *smacks upside head*
That's not what I meant and you know it! :OD
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *reels from blow* sadly i didn't understand :(
However i now do.

The character ^ on the keyboard is called a 'hat'

So it was hats in hats, 'do you hat take hat as your lawful wedded hat'
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Riiiiiiight
Ta muchly x
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# np
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Try this. Avalable on Amerbay for Eleventeen pounds
Sorry for the shitness of this MSPaint image
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# No it fucking isn't!
It's a carat!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] O hai
U duzzint liek ur firehat, littel wun?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:11, archived)
# my ass is on fire.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:12, archived)
# this we knew already
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# hahaha, it's the other end you loon!
* Unless you face is your arse???

In other news, don't say this too loudly but Wooo...!!!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# hahaha
also i hear Opal Fruits are coming back on a temporary basis. and Revels are running a Revels Eviction compo, so you can vote out your least favourite..

interestingly i was looking at the chocolate in sainos the other day, and there was a large bar of dairy milk bubbly of the same size and for the same price as a 230g bar of dairy milk, but the bubbly only weighs 181g. so you pay the same but get 50g less chocolate. Cadburys = Winnar!!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Didn't they rename Opal Fruits "Starburst" ?
Get rid of the toffee Revels!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# This is what you get when you make The Dark Knight a 12a
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# 4th August - man with cheese baguette taped to his head


as suggested by masterconnor
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 8:10, archived)
# I assume that he doesn't eat it?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 8:11, archived)
# You can see the pain on his face.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 8:14, archived)
# The insanity of this is beyond measure! Outstanding!
'ningles all you crazy b3tans!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 8:14, archived)
# It's the bluetooth headset of the sandwich world.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 8:35, archived)
# My question is... "Why would masteerconnor suggest that?"

Still, never mind. How was everyones weekend?

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 8:59, archived)
# ace.
I bought my flatmate's birthday present, gos some paintbrushes and a book for myself, ate a pastie and played a bit of Titan Quest. You?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Nice...
I get my painting books on line
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Nice work.
Until I saw the caption I had assumed it was a bottle with some cheese in an it made no sense, but now it's fine.

Ning the b3ta, how's shit this fine morning?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:00, archived)
# I'm good, although I move office this week...
..to an area with loads of other people around me so I will not be able to play with my Cock so much?



(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:02, archived)
# you are punctuating in the style of
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I'll punctuate you in a minute!
*Ha,ha.Ha...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's one I made earlier...
But now entered for the hat compo. It's time to mildy barbecue a P. sativum
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:59, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 8:14, archived)

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