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have a lil pointless pun
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:44,
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I don't get it and your filename won't help.jpg
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:45,
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what is he lacking?
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:54,
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a South American baby!
:D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:59,
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:D
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:00,
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Legs, obviously.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:05,
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a bottom!
it's a fucking bottomless pit!!! argargar
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:22,
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erm
what?
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ratchet32 formally nachose! ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:45,
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Brat Pit?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:46,
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CELEBRITY BABY BLOG LOLS
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:47,
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Did you see the whole series?
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:52,
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Theres 14 of the buggers
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:12,
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Nice FP youve got there as well :D
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:17,
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:17,
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Still awesome.
*Bumhugs*
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:19,
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Most of the credit goes to Caewan :]
Edit: :D
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:19,
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maybe his cocks had just grow
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:23,
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Awesooome :D
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Cae1 ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:21,
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hahah!
i like this much
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:52,
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cleeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeek
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ratchet32 formally nachose! ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:53,
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Erm........ BRADS BRATS???
Don't ya just LOVE pointlessness??
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:51,
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Brad Nolegs?
yeah probably that.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:56,
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I modelled a flipping low-poly shed. For a game*!
* not for a game. For an animation.
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giant_squid ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:38,
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milk and two sugars please
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:38,
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hahahahahahahahahaha
I'm glad someone remembers. How much did he earn a year? He told us often enough but I've forgotten.
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giant_squid ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:40,
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32p?
no, urm......32Quid. Im nearly there. Im sure of it.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:41,
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Wasn't it 50 grand?
I'm glad I was present for the b3ta vs. the teaboy confrontation. Something to tell the grandkids.
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giant_squid ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:43,
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he comes back from time to time
so does Jacob Dyer.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:44,
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Just like that bastard rash.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:45,
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32k lols
I think Id only just shrugged off my L plates when it all happened as well.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:44,
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[I only vaguely remember...
...low & poly & fucking & game & computer Neither the order or anything else about it, come to mind.]
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DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra! ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:47,
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:)
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:50,
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:52,
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[haha, gotcha....
...it was RecklessRick. where is that son of a gun?]
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DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra! ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:57,
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I remember everything Squiddles
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:43,
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milk and two sugars, teabitch.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:41,
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Not just in the UK...
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Whizzer ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:38,
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I hope that truncheon is a blow up on that makes a squeeky noise.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:39,
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*Leeches Ideas*
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:30,
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Oh shit, I have to *click* both of these.
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:34,
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FRUITLANDER 2: THE NOM-ENING.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:39,
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I want blueberries
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:43,
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Red blueberries?
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:43,
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No, blue ones.
That's why they're called blueberries.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:10,
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I can has redberries? pls?
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:13,
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Never.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:26,
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Jesus is dead you sick bastard.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:37,
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Schnuk Schnuk Schnuk!
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:38,
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Yes, that's him.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:39,
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SNUK SNUK SNUK
I've seen Kallus on deviantART but has he been around b3ta lately?
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:41,
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I dont know.
Ive hardly been around b3ta lately.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:42,
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i think it was a chill, but i'm not even sure.
YOU TWET.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:43,
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A chili pepper.
YOU TWET.
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:44,
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TWET
TWIT + TWAT
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:45,
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B3TA
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herman:D ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:17,
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This is very strange but i like it.
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:19,
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HERMAN37
I don't know what this means. edit: OH! IT MOVES! i don't know who that guy is though.
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Cae1 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:19,
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Code for "9 butchers from Cologne" I'll bet.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:31,
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well.... thats my erection dead
huh... so bernie mac and Isaac hayes died this weekend? if there is any justice Chris Tucker is next
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:31,
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Lenny Henry FTW!
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:35,
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and that shouty lass on Mock the Week
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:38,
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YOU'RE ALL RACIST BASTARDS.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:05,
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^this
top notch, sir
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ratchet32 formally nachose! ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:51,
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:15,
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THAT'S NO MOOON
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16,
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I saw a red banana at morrisons a few months ago.
i was well amazed.
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Cae1 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16,
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there's also lil green ones
called banditos. the single greatest named fruit that I am currently aware of.
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:19,
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My new goal in life is to own my own bandito farm.
pure awesome.
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Cae1 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:23,
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raise them with manure so that they may be
arse banditos
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Monsun beery wanderlust ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:36,
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Fruit item in more than one variety shocker
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:21,
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I NO!
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Cae1 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:22,
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god damn. i said god damn. you should see the size of lemons in italy
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:33,
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That's got to be worth a holiday in itself.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:34,
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and the watermelons! without any exaggeration, about 2 stone of melon!
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:37,
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I'm pretty sure I could still devour most of one in a single session.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:42,
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That would make the most amazing drunken watermelon keg.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:42,
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a drunked watermelon keg?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:52,
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Scoop out some of the watermelon. Add Booze.
Refrigerate overnight. Tap with keg tap and enjoy cool, clean, crisp Monkeybeer watermelon punch stuff of awesomeness +9.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:23,
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Why thankyou.
*buffs my "Italian Lemons"*
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:40,
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That's one of the nana-peppaz Jesus choked on.
You disgust me.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:17,
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i like this greatly
*click*
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:17,
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Aaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:35,
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Did you watch? At 9.17pm Tonight?
God edit: Keep your stuff under 50kb. I've optimised this one for you.
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__ ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:05,
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it looks like the penis is fucking the urethra of a bigger penis.
cockfucking!COCKFUCKING!!!
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:07,
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It's now God Approved
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__ ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:08,
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cockfucking
comes with god's seal of approval.
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:09,
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Are you sure?
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:09,
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He loves it
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:13,
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This is how Jesus died.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:09,
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Jesus is dead too!?
Must I get ALL my celeb death news from b3ta?
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:14,
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It was on Sky news, he choked on a taco.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16,
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there was a period while at uni
when I was getting most of mine through sickipedia.
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16,
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Brought to you by the Ministry of Information
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:12,
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MOS EISLEY IS NO MORE :((((((
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16,
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MOS DEF IS NO MORE :(:(:(
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:43,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:57,
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huh?
sorry i'm really vienna-ing here
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:59,
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Isk hys dd?
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__ ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:01,
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He's dead Jim.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:59,
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but not as we know it, not as we know it, Jim.
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:08,
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:D
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:14,
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too soon!
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:10,
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where is ur
Xenu now?
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:22,
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Microwave ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:44,
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nowt wrong with that
now fuck off that last post please *edit - hey! we've got a gayshift god! sweet, do you wear a pink lycra thong and glitter in your beard?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45,
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what just happened?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:57,
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God appeared and saved the epileptics,
his chosen people.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:58,
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discriminatory fuck
i fucking hope the jews are right and its only them that go to heaven. that'll teach the fucking Montanan hicks that are staying at my house, they tried to tell me to go to church more often.
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:02,
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tell them to give you a reason
that stands up against logical discourse.
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:15,
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i can't. the bloke is a friend of my dad's from the navy, he's about 70 so i've been told to hold my tongue
his wife is an angry, angry lady who thinks that New Orleans deserved Hurricane Katrina because they were a city of sinners and hedonists
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:17,
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What a fantastic loving and forgiving God they must believe in.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:18,
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i know. after dinner i had to excuse myself, listening to their self righteous bullshit was making my eye twitch
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:26,
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God came and went I think
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:59,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:03,
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ha
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:05,
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good work :)
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:12,
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i'm going to infringe on this copyright
and make lots of money ah ha ha ha!
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Shada ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45,
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nice hair, nice everything.
i want more of this, and less of that v :D
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45,
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Sexy hairy cyclops copyright time!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:46,
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work in progress,
i'm having a shit one and working on this is helping
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree! ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42,
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is that a tv arial or some form of space lazer on the left?
I like the sky line. I also like it looks like the tree is standingon a bigger tree. :)
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:44,
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it's
a very rough sketching of a bridge so far not coming out too well, the rest of it is slowly coming into place, but a laptop trackpad is difficult
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree! ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:54,
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I can imagince..
I strugle enough with a graphics table. keep it up chappers :)
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:06,
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d'aww, it's a monkey swinging on a tree
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Shada ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:44,
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What's that hangin' from the neighbours tree?
Well it looks like coloured folk to me Can they do that, seriously? They've been doing it for years
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:44,
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GO TEAM 50'S SATIRE!
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:49,
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arf
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:55,
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strange fruit
:(
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45,
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lol
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Microwave ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:47,
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why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because he was dead.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45,
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Ask them a question
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45,
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some assembly required?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:48,
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You reminded me i have to re-do my colourful suicide hanging thing.
This is very good and beats my tree by over a thousand.
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Cae1 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:48,
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Have you not completed this yet?
*tuts*
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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:52,
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Been on holiday, and partys and such
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Cae1 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:54,
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I know, I know, bindun etc...
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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42,
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nice treadmilling :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42,
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I like this
Nothing needs to be done about the subject anymore
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:43,
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i am also impressed with that treadmill.
:D
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:43,
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I recommend everyone clicks 'I like this'
so when this gets FP'd, we can all point to there tomorrow ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45,
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Microwave ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:32,
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...epileptics
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:33,
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My throat is awfully dry
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__ ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:34,
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quick question... do you click "hide" or "ignore"?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:35,
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you wouldn't get an answer if it was either of those!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:36,
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i know
ha ha ha :D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:37,
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fuck the fuck off
you've been around here long enough to know that that's a cuntish thing to do
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:35,
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swallow the razor
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Microwave ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:35,
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how many?
just the one?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:36,
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I'm not epileptic and I don't do what pictures on B3ta tell me to do
But I know that some people on B3ta ARE epileptic and you are being a cunt to them. Link your image please.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:37,
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I some how doubt that epileptic's can use the internet
there are tons of banner ads that do exactly what this image does.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:38,
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not since about 1998 there aren't
or maybe I'm not browsing the same sites you are.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40,
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I think, perhaps HappyToast, you are wrong
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42,
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Really? I honestly don't see any black and white flashing banner ads on the sites I visit
I think you are wrong, and visiting the wrong sites
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:44,
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Not massively nice to depressives either.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:39,
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you never know
a guy could of been trying to figure out a way of killing himself for ages.. and clicks on here.. see's this and final everything falls into place.
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42,
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So b3ta does provide a service for the community.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:43,
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\o/
Praise be!
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45,
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It's good advice, you know
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:38,
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must i?
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:36,
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Wallow the raptor
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:36,
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Follow the 'copter
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:43,
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People won't be your friend if you do that.
As you can tell from all that ^ You should link it and put a picture of something happy.
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Cae1 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:37,
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i already swallowed like a finity of them today
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Shada ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:39,
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GOSH
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40,
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:D
I was wondering if I should add in the GOSH or not.
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Shada ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42,
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No need
this is b3ta :)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:46,
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I can see through my hand when i hold it infront of the screen
please won't somebody think of the children (no not you gary glitter) Linky please ta :D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40,
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good lord, we have a gayshift mod now? OUTSTANDING!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:53,
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[I think this anti epileptic nonsense is anti b3ta.]
And I'll sit on the naughty step whoever you might be, you facist mod bastard! [Edit: And put a fucking timestamp on your modifications you cunt!]]
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DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra! ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:24,
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oi not you too!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:32,
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[prodigy69...
...for all the talent you have displayed over the 4 or years I've spent here on b3ta.com, it does not grant you any special ability whatsoever to control what other members of b3ta.com should be allowed, or not, to do as they see fit. If you ask me personally to remove a flashing image, because you want to persuse a page on the /board without haing to click the "hide" button, I am almost certainly going to link it. If, however you assume I will not post a picture because I always have you in mind, you are sorely mistaken.]
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DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra! ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:38,
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[ I'm sorry I offend you.
but my position is that if pictures of rape, execution, murder, child molestation, etc are uncensorable material, then abstract images such as the above, are also uncensorable. argue it if you will, but don't call me a cunt for standing by my principles.]
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DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra! ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:02,
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yarrr bunny.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:29,
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why are pirates called pirates?
because they YARGHHHH
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:30,
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TOTALLY FUCKABLE SHIP ON STARBOAARD!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:37,
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yarr!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:37,
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* f o o f * is wonderful :D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42,
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indeed
i saw that one earlier when i was looking for one with the plasters on.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45,
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i know i only coloured it in...
but i feeli put enough effort in to warrant it's own thread... yay to the walrus :)
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26,
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woah thats well coloured
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:27,
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very nice and
thread worthy indeed.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:28,
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Woah,
I attempted to colour that earlier and used the same colours for the middle of the sun type thing.
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Cae1 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:29,
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I like it when that happens :)
it's happened to me and someone elses walrus colour job.. alot of the time was spent trying to work out where what ends and another begins. enjoyable non the less :)
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:32,
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NEEDS MORE WALRUSES!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:31,
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Bootiful
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:34,
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I like the walrus' style very much
well done on the colouring
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:38,
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he draws what dreams should look like.
:)
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:52,
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nice
this one looked too complicated to do for me
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40,
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it was an arse
but I'm a stubborn bastard :D
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:53,
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Haha!
:) /edit: this deserves a click!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26,
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heh heh
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26,
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hahaha!
woo to you mister prodegee
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:27,
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Hahaha awesome
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Cae1 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:29,
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Hahaha
:D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:33,
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Hahaha!
Made me laugh like a loon. Nice one Proj.
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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich? ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:35,
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HAHAHA
i've heard this joke before, but this makes it much, much better :D
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:38,
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Have my first woo in months
woo
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40,
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hahaha
an admirably condensed version of one of my favourite jokes.
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kingofpork is the king of pork ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:27,
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ahahahaha
woo!
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:20,
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#30: "Shaft"
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__ ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:19,
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this is very brill
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kingofpork is the king of pork ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:22,
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Marks the first close up of Amerigo as well
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__ ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:23,
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I didn't realise before how sexy he is.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:25,
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But Bernie Mac didn't die?
And what the fuck happened to Hayes?
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:22,
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er, yes he did
and Hayes died
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:23,
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Erm.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:27,
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"Mac, 50, died Saturday from what his publicist said were complications from pneumonia."
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:28,
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Good call. I didn't read anything past the headline.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:29,
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i read the exact same thing
i have very short atten.... hey look a button
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:31,
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"Mac, 50, died Saturday from what his publicist said were complications from pneumonia"
which bit don't you understand?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:28,
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Your need to feel smug about yourself.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:29,
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you think badly of people who are trying to be helpful
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:31,
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I think badly of people patronising me instead of kindly pointing out a mistake.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:32,
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I wasn't being patronising
same way Skug wasn't. Yet you responded to his identical response favourably
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:36,
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HAHAHA
What a fucking confusing article
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__ ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:28,
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he is dead :(
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:25,
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everybody's dead dave
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26,
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speaking of rape, it struck me the other day
that a gang rape is simply a democratic over ruling. Politics took on a whole new meaning that day
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:23,
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You're gonna get raped so hard
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__ ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:23,
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as long as the voters say so I really can't complain
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:25,
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you reserve the right to protest your rape
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26,
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statistics prove that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:25,
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you can prove anything with statistics
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26,
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87% of statistics are made up on the spot
:D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:28,
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90% of peadophiles eat bread.
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:35,
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on a related note*...
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:31,
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yeesh
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:32,
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bloody hell
in soviet russia you have no choice
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doph no time like the precedent ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:49,
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Hayes wasn't Shaft, he just sang the theme tune
Richard Roundtree was Shaft
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:24,
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Hahaha
:)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:24,
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hahaaha
:)
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:24,
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[something that Happy Toast mentoined]
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26,
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hahaaaha
:)
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Cae1 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:27,
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FREE JAMES BROWN SO HE CAN RUN ME DOWN.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:04,
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Unfortunate choice of epitaph really
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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:09,
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I just somehow read "R.I.P." as "K.I.F."
and was all, "What the hell is K.I.F??" So anyway, evening board.
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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:10,
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it's known as
a shit choice of font, and i was already bored of doing it
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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:11,
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SHIT, I DID TOO
maybe it's something to do with the font?
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:11,
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i got KIP
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:11,
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I thought it said K.L.F.
Justified and ancient, innit
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:12,
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Bogbean ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:41,
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ALL ABOARD
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42,
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he's gone up the big shaft to the sky
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:10,
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Its following "final destination" rules
Morgan Freeman needs to watch out again.
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executiverocker only wears C&A ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:11,
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shit he's dead??!!!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:12,
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sadly so yes
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:14,
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His death was slightly less spectacular than that of Chef's though.
(or are the news outlets failing to mention being ripped apart by wild animals?)
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Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold" ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:15,
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The super adventure club took him away?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:16,
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harsh, but woo
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:13,
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front edge angled up towards the right slightly to abide by the perspective
smoothish curves at corners for the contours of the bodywork. Light and shadow work upon the body work to give the sense of 3 dimensional shape.
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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:17,
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here
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:18,
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oh, and feather the edges if you want to get rid of the rough cutout look
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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:19,
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I was going to clean it up
but I wanted to get the blending etc right first
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:21,
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fucking hell
and bernie mac the other day, when the fuck is winehouse going to die?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:14,
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and Morgan Freeman is all, carcrashed :( It's no fun.
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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:17,
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She did in January, all subsequent appearances
have simply been drug induced spasms
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:17,
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The same applies to all previous appearances
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:18,
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I'm not sure if I liked Bernie Mac
watched his Bernie Mac Show and really didn't see anything funny in it he was ok in the Oceans 11/12/13 films
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:25,
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not dead, just gone home
he was a Scientologist, right?
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:18,
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R.I.P. Isaac
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:22,
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first of a few hundred of these i reckon!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:27,
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chef is dead?
:( *sucks on some chocolate salty balls*
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:22,
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Panels.
Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!
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gottdamm ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:54,
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why would i want to quick post it to one or nore of those sites?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:56,
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For fun & profit
Evening meester Sonofodin!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:58,
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there is no profit to be made from this
and inducing migraines is not fun. evening medi, i trust all is well in your world and that the russians haven't decided to bomb you yet.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:01,
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All is well
although the skies are clear, I cannot judge their plans for tomorrow morning Haven't seen you around much lately. Been on holiday?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:03,
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restricted b3ta access at work during the day.
the swines.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:07,
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Gah! They wouldn't dare!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:13,
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'ello fella, how's you?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:01,
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evening toasty
i is fine thanks, still no b3ta access at work so i'm reduced to trawling the gayshift when i get a chance. i could really do with a new/faster laptop.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:05,
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hows you, btw?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:06,
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I've been too busy to take part recently
nothing exciting mind, just normal work and DIY (Nursing far too many blisters, aching muscles and cuts at the moment)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:07,
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what you been diying?
and have you managed to keep all your digits?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:11,
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taken the week off work to get a couple of rooms done
we've been in the new house almost a year and are only just getting round to it.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:12,
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a year, blimey, how time flies.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:19,
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it's quite unnerving
clearly getting old and senile
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:22,
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hahahaha!
is that an allegator eating a dog?
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:56,
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needs more Isaac Hayes
There isn't enough in this world anymore :(
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:01,
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Purple Haze
Isaac Hayes Kathy Hayes Helen Hayes! Speaking of Helen...
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:02,
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can I get some pointers on this
aside from the dodgy line round the bottom of the image, how can I blend in the front. pasting over the wheel was fine, but then trying to sort the transition round the front of the car has me stumped
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:12,
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what are you using?
and what are you trying to do exactly?
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:14,
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make a floaty car
in photoshop EDIT:better?
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:14,
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try
just going over the edge of the side layer with a soft eraser with ~50% opacity until it looks right.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:18,
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cheers,
I was going to animate it aswell, but this is hassle enough. I will have to see,
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:19,
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it will get easier once you get the hang of it :)
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:24,
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If you use a darker background for the floor, the seams won't show as much
So you'd better add a shadow layer behind the car. It'll blend better *and* look more realistic :)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40,
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Gaussian Blur is your friend...
Come to think of it so is motion blur and opacity of your shadow
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:20,
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STOMP STOMP STOMP
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:46,
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great job
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Microwave ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:47,
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.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:23,
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haha
Fantastic
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:48,
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Shoes
What type of gymshoes are these?Nikes?
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gottdamm ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:49,
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meant to be
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:50,
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they're oakley kevlar shoes :D actually they're not! they're my catapillar pylmposls! edit : 30 people have clicked that link :o
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:51,
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you sexy looking
god-like creature you :D
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:31,
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what?
erm... no?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:34,
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YAY!
:D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:49,
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MORE BLOOP!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:51,
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haha
i'd forgotten half of those
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:51,
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:D
theres 100's in my profile :D edit : is there a number of posts you need to become a meme? (i think i've got about 80 so far)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:52,
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you must
submit an application to rev. richard dorkins
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:56,
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NEVER!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:57,
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OH WHAT DASHING SHOES.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:51,
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Why no MSN?
:(
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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:07,
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YAY!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:14,
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Duh...
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:43,
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:(
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:47,
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ahaha
i read that as first rapist church first time round.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:47,
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Some how I doubt it would be anyway
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:53,
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