I modelled a flipping low-poly shed. For a game*!
* not for a game. For an animation.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:38,
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* not for a game. For an animation.
hahahahahahahahahaha
I'm glad someone remembers. How much did he earn a year? He told us often enough but I've forgotten.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:40,
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Wasn't it 50 grand?
I'm glad I was present for the b3ta vs. the teaboy confrontation. Something to tell the grandkids.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:43,
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32k lols
I think Id only just shrugged off my L plates when it all happened as well.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:44,
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[I only vaguely remember...
...low & poly & fucking & game & computer
Neither the order or anything else about it, come to mind.]
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:47,
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Neither the order or anything else about it, come to mind.]
[haha, gotcha....
...it was RecklessRick.
where is that son of a gun?]
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:57,
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where is that son of a gun?]
I hope that truncheon is a blow up on that makes a squeeky noise.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:39,
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SNUK SNUK SNUK
I've seen Kallus on deviantART but has he been around b3ta lately?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:41,
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HERMAN37
I don't know what this means.
edit: OH! IT MOVES! i don't know who that guy is though.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:19,
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edit: OH! IT MOVES! i don't know who that guy is though.
well.... thats my erection dead
huh... so bernie mac and Isaac hayes died this weekend? if there is any justice Chris Tucker is next
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:31,
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I saw a red banana at morrisons a few months ago.
i was well amazed.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16,
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there's also lil green ones
called banditos.
the single greatest named fruit that I am currently aware of.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:19,
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the single greatest named fruit that I am currently aware of.
My new goal in life is to own my own bandito farm.
pure awesome.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:23,
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god damn. i said god damn. you should see the size of lemons in italy
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:33,
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and the watermelons! without any exaggeration, about 2 stone of melon!
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:37,
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I'm pretty sure I could still devour most of one in a single session.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:42,
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Scoop out some of the watermelon. Add Booze.
Refrigerate overnight. Tap with keg tap and enjoy cool, clean, crisp Monkeybeer watermelon punch stuff of awesomeness +9.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:23,
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That's one of the nana-peppaz Jesus choked on.
You disgust me.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:17,
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Did you watch? At 9.17pm Tonight?
God edit: Keep your stuff under 50kb. I've optimised this one for you.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:05,
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God edit: Keep your stuff under 50kb. I've optimised this one for you.
it looks like the penis is fucking the urethra of a bigger penis.
cockfucking!
COCKFUCKING!!!
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:07,
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COCKFUCKING!!!
Jesus is dead too!?
Must I get ALL my celeb death news from b3ta?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:14,
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there was a period while at uni
when I was getting most of mine through sickipedia.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16,
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nowt wrong with that
now fuck off that last post please
*edit - hey! we've got a gayshift god! sweet, do you wear a pink lycra thong and glitter in your beard?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45,
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*edit - hey! we've got a gayshift god! sweet, do you wear a pink lycra thong and glitter in your beard?
discriminatory fuck
i fucking hope the jews are right and its only them that go to heaven. that'll teach the fucking Montanan hicks that are staying at my house, they tried to tell me to go to church more often.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:02,
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tell them to give you a reason
that stands up against logical discourse.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:15,
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i can't. the bloke is a friend of my dad's from the navy, he's about 70 so i've been told to hold my tongue
his wife is an angry, angry lady who thinks that New Orleans deserved Hurricane Katrina because they were a city of sinners and hedonists
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:17,
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What a fantastic loving and forgiving God they must believe in.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:18,
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i know. after dinner i had to excuse myself, listening to their self righteous bullshit was making my eye twitch
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:26,
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i'm going to infringe on this copyright
and make lots of money
ah ha ha ha!
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45,
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ah ha ha ha!
nice hair, nice everything.
i want more of this, and less of that v
:D
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45,
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:D
work in progress,
i'm having a shit one and working on this is helping
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42,
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i'm having a shit one and working on this is helping
is that a tv arial or some form of space lazer on the left?
I like the sky line.
I also like it looks like the tree is standingon a bigger tree. :)
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:44,
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I also like it looks like the tree is standingon a bigger tree. :)
it's
a very rough sketching of a bridge
so far not coming out too well, the rest of it is slowly coming into place, but a laptop trackpad is difficult
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:54,
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so far not coming out too well, the rest of it is slowly coming into place, but a laptop trackpad is difficult
I can imagince..
I strugle enough with a graphics table.
keep it up chappers :)
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:06,
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keep it up chappers :)
What's that hangin' from the neighbours tree?
Well it looks like coloured folk to me
Can they do that, seriously?
They've been doing it for years
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:44,
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Can they do that, seriously?
They've been doing it for years
You reminded me i have to re-do my colourful suicide hanging thing.
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I like this
Nothing needs to be done about the subject anymore
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:43,
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Nothing needs to be done about the subject anymore
I recommend everyone clicks 'I like this'
so when this gets FP'd, we can all point to there tomorrow ;)
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45,
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www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/14181/1218403973/swallow.gif
God edit: Don't do that.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:32,
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God edit: Don't do that.
fuck the fuck off
you've been around here long enough to know that that's a cuntish thing to do
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:35,
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I'm not epileptic and I don't do what pictures on B3ta tell me to do
But I know that some people on B3ta ARE epileptic and you are being a cunt to them.
Link your image please.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:37,
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Link your image please.
I some how doubt that epileptic's can use the internet
there are tons of banner ads that do exactly what this image does.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:38,
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not since about 1998 there aren't
or maybe I'm not browsing the same sites you are.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40,
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Really? I honestly don't see any black and white flashing banner ads on the sites I visit
I think you are wrong, and visiting the wrong sites
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:44,
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you never know
a guy could of been trying to figure out a way of killing himself for ages.. and clicks on here.. see's this and final everything falls into place.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42,
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People won't be your friend if you do that.
As you can tell from all that ^
You should link it and put a picture of something happy.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:37,
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You should link it and put a picture of something happy.
I can see through my hand when i hold it infront of the screen
please won't somebody think of the children (no not you gary glitter)
Linky please ta :D
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40,
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Linky please ta :D
[I think this anti epileptic nonsense is anti b3ta.]
And I'll sit on the naughty step whoever you might be, you facist mod bastard!
[Edit: And put a fucking timestamp on your modifications you cunt!]]
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:24,
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And I'll sit on the naughty step whoever you might be, you facist mod bastard!
[Edit: And put a fucking timestamp on your modifications you cunt!]]
[prodigy69...
...for all the talent you have displayed over the 4 or years I've spent here on b3ta.com, it does not grant you any special ability whatsoever to control what other members of b3ta.com should be allowed, or not, to do as they see fit.
If you ask me personally to remove a flashing image, because you want to persuse a page on the /board without haing to click the "hide" button, I am almost certainly going to link it. If, however you assume I will not post a picture because I always have you in mind, you are sorely mistaken.]
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:38,
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If you ask me personally to remove a flashing image, because you want to persuse a page on the /board without haing to click the "hide" button, I am almost certainly going to link it. If, however you assume I will not post a picture because I always have you in mind, you are sorely mistaken.]
and yet I still think you're a trollish self centered little shit
I in no way whatsoever tried to control what he posted, I merely said "buh bye" and ignored him for 20mins until his post moved down the board.
and it's really not my fault the mods agree with me that spacking pictures are shit.
all this coming from someone who posts things just to get a reaction out of people, because if you didn't nobody would pay you that much attention.
it's a shame really.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:56,
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and it's really not my fault the mods agree with me that spacking pictures are shit.
all this coming from someone who posts things just to get a reaction out of people, because if you didn't nobody would pay you that much attention.
it's a shame really.
[ I'm sorry I offend you.
but my position is that if pictures of rape, execution, murder, child molestation, etc are uncensorable material, then abstract images such as the above, are also uncensorable.
argue it if you will, but don't call me a cunt for standing by my principles.]
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argue it if you will, but don't call me a cunt for standing by my principles.]
indeed
i saw that one earlier when i was looking for one with the plasters on.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45,
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i know i only coloured it in...
but i feeli put enough effort in to warrant it's own thread...
yay to the walrus :)
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26,
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yay to the walrus :)
Woah,
I attempted to colour that earlier and used the same colours for the middle of the sun type thing.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:29,
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I like it when that happens :)
it's happened to me and someone elses walrus colour job..
alot of the time was spent trying to work out where what ends and another begins. enjoyable non the less :)
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:32,
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alot of the time was spent trying to work out where what ends and another begins. enjoyable non the less :)
HAHAHA
i've heard this joke before, but this makes it much, much better :D
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:38,
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yea it's the very very short version of it :)
the one I was told took ages :D
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40,
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the one I was told took ages :D
hahaha
an admirably condensed version of one of my favourite jokes.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:27,
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But Bernie Mac didn't die?
And what the fuck happened to Hayes?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:22,
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"Mac, 50, died Saturday from what his publicist said were complications from pneumonia."
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:28,
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i read the exact same thing
i have very short atten.... hey look a button
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:31,
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"Mac, 50, died Saturday from what his publicist said were complications from pneumonia"
which bit don't you understand?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:28,
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I think badly of people patronising me instead of kindly pointing out a mistake.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:32,
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I wasn't being patronising
same way Skug wasn't. Yet you responded to his identical response favourably
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:36,
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speaking of rape, it struck me the other day
that a gang rape is simply a democratic over ruling.
Politics took on a whole new meaning that day
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:23,
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Politics took on a whole new meaning that day
Hayes wasn't Shaft, he just sang the theme tune
Richard Roundtree was Shaft
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:24,
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I just somehow read "R.I.P." as "K.I.F."
and was all, "What the hell is K.I.F??"
So anyway, evening board.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:10,
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So anyway, evening board.
it's known as
a shit choice of font, and i was already bored of doing it
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:11,
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Its following "final destination" rules
Morgan Freeman needs to watch out again.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:11,
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His death was slightly less spectacular than that of Chef's though.
(or are the news outlets failing to mention being ripped apart by wild animals?)
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:15,
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front edge angled up towards the right slightly to abide by the perspective
smoothish curves at corners for the contours of the bodywork.
Light and shadow work upon the body work to give the sense of 3 dimensional shape.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:17,
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Light and shadow work upon the body work to give the sense of 3 dimensional shape.
oh, and feather the edges if you want to get rid of the rough cutout look
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:19,
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I was going to clean it up
but I wanted to get the blending etc right first
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:21,
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fucking hell
and bernie mac the other day, when the fuck is winehouse going to die?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:14,
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She did in January, all subsequent appearances
have simply been drug induced spasms
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:17,
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I'm not sure if I liked Bernie Mac
watched his Bernie Mac Show and really didn't see anything funny in it
he was ok in the Oceans 11/12/13 films
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:25,
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he was ok in the Oceans 11/12/13 films
why would i want to quick post it to one or nore of those sites?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:56,
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there is no profit to be made from this
and inducing migraines is not fun.
evening medi, i trust all is well in your world and that the russians haven't decided to bomb you yet.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:01,
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evening medi, i trust all is well in your world and that the russians haven't decided to bomb you yet.
All is well
although the skies are clear, I cannot judge their plans for tomorrow morning
Haven't seen you around much lately. Been on holiday?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:03,
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Haven't seen you around much lately. Been on holiday?
evening toasty
i is fine thanks, still no b3ta access at work so i'm reduced to trawling the gayshift when i get a chance.
i could really do with a new/faster laptop.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:05,
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i could really do with a new/faster laptop.
I've been too busy to take part recently
nothing exciting mind, just normal work and DIY
(Nursing far too many blisters, aching muscles and cuts at the moment)
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:07,
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(Nursing far too many blisters, aching muscles and cuts at the moment)
what you been diying?
and have you managed to keep all your digits?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:11,
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taken the week off work to get a couple of rooms done
we've been in the new house almost a year and are only just getting round to it.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:12,
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needs more Isaac Hayes
There isn't enough in this world anymore :(
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:01,
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Purple Haze
Isaac Hayes
Kathy Hayes
Helen Hayes!
Speaking of Helen...
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:02,
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Kathy Hayes
Helen Hayes!
Speaking of Helen...
try
just going over the edge of the side layer with a soft eraser with ~50% opacity until it looks right.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:18,
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cheers,
I was going to animate it aswell, but this is hassle enough.
I will have to see,
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:19,
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I will have to see,
If you use a darker background for the floor, the seams won't show as much
So you'd better add a shadow layer behind the car.
It'll blend better *and* look more realistic :)
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40,
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It'll blend better *and* look more realistic :)
actually they're not! they're my catapillar pylmposls!
edit : 30 people have clicked that link :o
:D
theres 100's in my profile :D
edit : is there a number of posts you need to become a meme? (i think i've got about 80 so far)
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:52,
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edit : is there a number of posts you need to become a meme? (i think i've got about 80 so far)
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