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# have a lil pointless pun
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I don't get it and your filename won't help.jpg
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# what is he lacking?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# a South American baby!
:D
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Legs, obviously.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# a bottom!
it's a fucking bottomless pit!!!
argargar
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# erm
what?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# chinese and indian take away?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Brat Pit?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
# CELEBRITY BABY BLOG LOLS
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)
# hahahaha
*click*
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Did you see the whole series?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I've seen a few of them :)
but I doubt I've seen them all
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Theres 14 of the buggers
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# hurrah :)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Nice FP youve got there as well :D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)
# ta :)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Still awesome.
*Bumhugs*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Most of the credit goes to Caewan :]
Edit: :D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# maybe his cocks had just grow
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Awesooome :D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)
# hahah!
i like this much
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)
# cleeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeek
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Erm........ BRADS BRATS???
Don't ya just LOVE pointlessness??

(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Brad Nolegs?
yeah probably that.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I modelled a flipping low-poly shed. For a game*!



* not for a game. For an animation.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# milk and two sugars please
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
I'm glad someone remembers. How much did he earn a year? He told us often enough but I've forgotten.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# 32p?
no, urm......32Quid.

Im nearly there. Im sure of it.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Wasn't it 50 grand?
I'm glad I was present for the b3ta vs. the teaboy confrontation. Something to tell the grandkids.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# he comes back from time to time
so does Jacob Dyer.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Just like that bastard rash.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# 32k lols
I think Id only just shrugged off my L plates when it all happened as well.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# [I only vaguely remember...
...low & poly & fucking & game & computer

Neither the order or anything else about it, come to mind.]
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)
# [haha, gotcha....
...it was RecklessRick.

where is that son of a gun?]
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I remember everything Squiddles
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# milk and two sugars monkey boy!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# milk and two sugars, teabitch.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Not just in the UK...
Thump!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I hope that truncheon is a blow up on that makes a squeeky noise.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# *Leeches Ideas*
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Oh shit, I have to *click* both of these.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# red or yellow choose one!!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# FRUITLANDER 2: THE NOM-ENING.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I want blueberries
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Red blueberries?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# No, blue ones.
That's why they're called blueberries.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I can has redberries? pls?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Never.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Jesus is dead you sick bastard.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Schnuk Schnuk Schnuk!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Yes, that's him.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# SNUK SNUK SNUK
I've seen Kallus on deviantART but has he been around b3ta lately?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I dont know.
Ive hardly been around b3ta lately.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# i think it was a chill, but i'm not even sure.
YOU TWET.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# A chili pepper.
YOU TWET.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# TWET
TWIT + TWAT
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# B3TA
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# This is very strange but i like it.
Woo
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# HERMAN37
I don't know what this means.

edit: OH! IT MOVES! i don't know who that guy is though.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Code for "9 butchers from Cologne" I'll bet.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# well.... thats my erection dead
huh... so bernie mac and Isaac hayes died this weekend? if there is any justice Chris Tucker is next
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Lenny Henry FTW!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# and that shouty lass on Mock the Week
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# YOU'RE ALL RACIST BASTARDS.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# ^this
top notch, sir
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)
# THAT'S NO MOOON
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I saw a red banana at morrisons a few months ago.
i was well amazed.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# there's also lil green ones
called banditos.

the single greatest named fruit that I am currently aware of.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# My new goal in life is to own my own bandito farm.
pure awesome.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# raise them with manure so that they may be
arse banditos
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
# red banana?....blimey
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Fruit item in more than one variety shocker
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I NO!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)
# god damn. i said god damn. you should see the size of lemons in italy
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# That's got to be worth a holiday in itself.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# and the watermelons! without any exaggeration, about 2 stone of melon!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I could still devour most of one in a single session.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# That would make the most amazing drunken watermelon keg.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# a drunked watermelon keg?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Scoop out some of the watermelon. Add Booze.
Refrigerate overnight. Tap with keg tap and enjoy cool, clean, crisp Monkeybeer watermelon punch stuff of awesomeness +9.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Why thankyou.
*buffs my "Italian Lemons"*
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# That's one of the nana-peppaz Jesus choked on.
You disgust me.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# i like this greatly
*click*
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Aaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Did you watch? At 9.17pm Tonight?

God edit: Keep your stuff under 50kb. I've optimised this one for you.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
# it looks like the penis is fucking the urethra of a bigger penis.
cockfucking!

COCKFUCKING!!!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)
# It's now God Approved
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# cockfucking
comes with god's seal of approval.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Are you sure?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
# He loves it
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# This is how Jesus died.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Jesus is dead too!?
Must I get ALL my celeb death news from b3ta?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)
# It was on Sky news, he choked on a taco.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# there was a period while at uni
when I was getting most of mine through sickipedia.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Brought to you by the Ministry of Information
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
# MOS EISLEY IS NO MORE :((((((
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# MOS DEF IS NO MORE :(:(:(
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# oh my god...they...

nevermind
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
# huh?
sorry i'm really vienna-ing here
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Isaac Hayes died
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Isk hys dd?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# tits or stfu?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
# He's dead Jim.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
# but not as we know it, not as we know it, Jim.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)
# too soon!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
# where is ur
Xenu now?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# nowt wrong with that
now fuck off that last post please

*edit - hey! we've got a gayshift god! sweet, do you wear a pink lycra thong and glitter in your beard?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# what just happened?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# God appeared and saved the epileptics,
his chosen people.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
# discriminatory fuck
i fucking hope the jews are right and its only them that go to heaven. that'll teach the fucking Montanan hicks that are staying at my house, they tried to tell me to go to church more often.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# tell them to give you a reason
that stands up against logical discourse.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)
# i can't. the bloke is a friend of my dad's from the navy, he's about 70 so i've been told to hold my tongue
his wife is an angry, angry lady who thinks that New Orleans deserved Hurricane Katrina because they were a city of sinners and hedonists
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# What a fantastic loving and forgiving God they must believe in.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# i know. after dinner i had to excuse myself, listening to their self righteous bullshit was making my eye twitch
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# God came and went I think
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
# ha
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
# good work :)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
# i'm going to infringe on this copyright
and make lots of money

ah ha ha ha!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# nice hair, nice everything.
i want more of this, and less of that v

:D
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Sexy hairy cyclops copyright time!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# work in progress,

i'm having a shit one and working on this is helping
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# is that a tv arial or some form of space lazer on the left?
I like the sky line.

I also like it looks like the tree is standingon a bigger tree. :)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# it's
a very rough sketching of a bridge
so far not coming out too well, the rest of it is slowly coming into place, but a laptop trackpad is difficult
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I can imagince..
I strugle enough with a graphics table.

keep it up chappers :)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)
# d'aww, it's a monkey swinging on a tree
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# What's that hangin' from the neighbours tree?
Well it looks like coloured folk to me
Can they do that, seriously?
They've been doing it for years
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# GO TEAM 50'S SATIRE!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
# arf
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
# strange fruit
:(
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)
# why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because he was dead.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# some assembly required?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# tree baby :)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# You reminded me i have to re-do my colourful suicide hanging thing.
This is very good and beats my tree by over a thousand.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Have you not completed this yet?
*tuts*
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Been on holiday, and partys and such
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
#

I know, I know, bindun etc...
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# nice treadmilling :)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I like this

Nothing needs to be done about the subject anymore
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# i am also impressed with that treadmill.
:D
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I recommend everyone clicks 'I like this'
so when this gets FP'd, we can all point to there tomorrow ;)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# ...epileptics
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# My throat is awfully dry
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# buh bye!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# quick question... do you click "hide" or "ignore"?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# you wouldn't get an answer if it was either of those!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# i know
ha ha ha :D
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# fuck the fuck off
you've been around here long enough to know that that's a cuntish thing to do
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# swallow the razor
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# how many?
just the one?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I'm not epileptic and I don't do what pictures on B3ta tell me to do
But I know that some people on B3ta ARE epileptic and you are being a cunt to them.

Link your image please.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I some how doubt that epileptic's can use the internet
there are tons of banner ads that do exactly what this image does.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)
# not since about 1998 there aren't
or maybe I'm not browsing the same sites you are.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I think, perhaps HappyToast, you are wrong
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Really? I honestly don't see any black and white flashing banner ads on the sites I visit
I think you are wrong, and visiting the wrong sites
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Not massively nice to depressives either.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# you never know
a guy could of been trying to figure out a way of killing himself for ages.. and clicks on here.. see's this and final everything falls into place.

(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# So b3ta does provide a service for the community.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# \o/
Praise be!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# It's good advice, you know
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)
# must i?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Wallow the raptor
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Follow the 'copter
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# People won't be your friend if you do that.
As you can tell from all that ^
You should link it and put a picture of something happy.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# i already swallowed like a finity of them today
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# GOSH
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# :D
I was wondering if I should add in the GOSH or not.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# No need
this is b3ta :)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I can see through my hand when i hold it infront of the screen
please won't somebody think of the children (no not you gary glitter)
Linky please ta :D
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# good lord, we have a gayshift mod now? OUTSTANDING!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
# [I think this anti epileptic nonsense is anti b3ta.]


And I'll sit on the naughty step whoever you might be, you facist mod bastard!

[Edit: And put a fucking timestamp on your modifications you cunt!]]
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# oi not you too!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)
# what a trollish little cunt you are
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# [prodigy69...
...for all the talent you have displayed over the 4 or years I've spent here on b3ta.com, it does not grant you any special ability whatsoever to control what other members of b3ta.com should be allowed, or not, to do as they see fit.

If you ask me personally to remove a flashing image, because you want to persuse a page on the /board without haing to click the "hide" button, I am almost certainly going to link it. If, however you assume I will not post a picture because I always have you in mind, you are sorely mistaken.]
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# and yet I still think you're a trollish self centered little shit
I in no way whatsoever tried to control what he posted, I merely said "buh bye" and ignored him for 20mins until his post moved down the board.

and it's really not my fault the mods agree with me that spacking pictures are shit.

all this coming from someone who posts things just to get a reaction out of people, because if you didn't nobody would pay you that much attention.

it's a shame really.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# [ I'm sorry I offend you.
but my position is that if pictures of rape, execution, murder, child molestation, etc are uncensorable material, then abstract images such as the above, are also uncensorable.

argue it if you will, but don't call me a cunt for standing by my principles.]
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)
# yarrr bunny.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# why are pirates called pirates?
because they YARGHHHH
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# TOTALLY FUCKABLE SHIP ON STARBOAARD!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# yarr!
yarrbunny's foof's thing
www.freewebs.com/yarrbunny/
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# * f o o f * is wonderful :D
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# indeed
i saw that one earlier when i was looking for one with the plasters on.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i know i only coloured it in...
but i feeli put enough effort in to warrant it's own thread...

yay to the walrus :)

(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# woah thats well coloured
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# very nice and
thread worthy indeed.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Woah,
I attempted to colour that earlier and used the same colours for the middle of the sun type thing.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I like it when that happens :)
it's happened to me and someone elses walrus colour job..

alot of the time was spent trying to work out where what ends and another begins. enjoyable non the less :)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# NEEDS MORE WALRUSES!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Bootiful
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I like the walrus' style very much
well done on the colouring
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)
# he draws what dreams should look like.
:)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
# nice
this one looked too complicated to do for me
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# it was an arse
but I'm a stubborn bastard :D
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Haha!
:)

/edit: this deserves a click!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# heh heh
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# hahaha!
woo to you mister prodegee
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Hahaha awesome
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
Made me laugh like a loon. Nice one Proj.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# HAHAHA
i've heard this joke before, but this makes it much, much better :D
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)
# yea it's the very very short version of it :)

the one I was told took ages :D
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Have my first woo in months
woo
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha
an admirably condensed version of one of my favourite jokes.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
# ahahahaha
woo!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)
# #30: "Shaft"
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# this is very brill
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Marks the first close up of Amerigo as well
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I didn't realise before how sexy he is.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# But Bernie Mac didn't die?
And what the fuck happened to Hayes?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# er, yes he did
and Hayes died
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Erm.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
#
"Mac, 50, died Saturday from what his publicist said were complications from pneumonia."
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Good call. I didn't read anything past the headline.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# i read the exact same thing
i have very short atten.... hey look a button
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# "Mac, 50, died Saturday from what his publicist said were complications from pneumonia"
which bit don't you understand?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Your need to feel smug about yourself.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# you think badly of people who are trying to be helpful
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I think badly of people patronising me instead of kindly pointing out a mistake.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I wasn't being patronising
same way Skug wasn't. Yet you responded to his identical response favourably
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# HAHAHA
What a fucking confusing article
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# he is dead :(
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# everybody's dead dave
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# speaking of rape, it struck me the other day
that a gang rape is simply a democratic over ruling.

Politics took on a whole new meaning that day
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# You're gonna get raped so hard
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# as long as the voters say so I really can't complain
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# you reserve the right to protest your rape
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
#
statistics prove that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# you can prove anything with statistics
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# 87% of statistics are made up on the spot
:D
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# 90% of peadophiles eat bread.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# on a related note*...
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# yeesh
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# bloody hell
in soviet russia you have no choice
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Hayes wasn't Shaft, he just sang the theme tune
Richard Roundtree was Shaft
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# hahaaha
:)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# [something that Happy Toast mentoined]
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# you're joking?!?!

b3ta first with the death news :(
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# hahaaaha
:)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# FREE JAMES BROWN SO HE CAN RUN ME DOWN.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:04, archived)
# Unfortunate choice of epitaph really
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I just somehow read "R.I.P." as "K.I.F."
and was all, "What the hell is K.I.F??"

So anyway, evening board.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# it's known as
a shit choice of font, and i was already bored of doing it
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# SHIT, I DID TOO
maybe it's something to do with the font?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# i got KIP
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I thought it said K.L.F.
Justified and ancient, innit
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)
# ALL ABOARD
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# he's gone up the big shaft to the sky
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Its following "final destination" rules
Morgan Freeman needs to watch out again.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# shit he's dead??!!!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# sadly so yes
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# His death was slightly less spectacular than that of Chef's though.
(or are the news outlets failing to mention being ripped apart by wild animals?)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# The super adventure club took him away?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# harsh, but woo
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# front edge angled up towards the right slightly to abide by the perspective
smoothish curves at corners for the contours of the bodywork.
Light and shadow work upon the body work to give the sense of 3 dimensional shape.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# here
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# oh, and feather the edges if you want to get rid of the rough cutout look
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I was going to clean it up
but I wanted to get the blending etc right first
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# fucking hell
and bernie mac the other day, when the fuck is winehouse going to die?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
#
and Morgan Freeman is all, carcrashed :(

It's no fun.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# She did in January, all subsequent appearances
have simply been drug induced spasms
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# The same applies to all previous appearances
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I'm not sure if I liked Bernie Mac
watched his Bernie Mac Show and really didn't see anything funny in it
he was ok in the Oceans 11/12/13 films
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# not dead, just gone home
he was a Scientologist, right?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# R.I.P. Isaac
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# first of a few hundred of these i reckon!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# chef is dead?
:(
*sucks on some chocolate salty balls*
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# :*(

oh my god....you bastards


r.i.p chef
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Panels.
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usQuickPost Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# why would i want to quick post it to one or nore of those sites?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# For fun & profit
Evening meester Sonofodin!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# there is no profit to be made from this
and inducing migraines is not fun.

evening medi, i trust all is well in your world and that the russians haven't decided to bomb you yet.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# All is well
although the skies are clear, I cannot judge their plans for tomorrow morning

Haven't seen you around much lately. Been on holiday?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# restricted b3ta access at work during the day.
the swines.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Gah! They wouldn't dare!

(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# 'ello fella, how's you?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# evening toasty
i is fine thanks, still no b3ta access at work so i'm reduced to trawling the gayshift when i get a chance.

i could really do with a new/faster laptop.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# hows you, btw?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I've been too busy to take part recently
nothing exciting mind, just normal work and DIY

(Nursing far too many blisters, aching muscles and cuts at the moment)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# what you been diying?
and have you managed to keep all your digits?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# taken the week off work to get a couple of rooms done
we've been in the new house almost a year and are only just getting round to it.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# a year, blimey, how time flies.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# it's quite unnerving
clearly getting old and senile
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
is that an allegator eating a dog?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# needs more Isaac Hayes
There isn't enough in this world anymore :(
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Purple Haze
Isaac Hayes
Kathy Hayes
Helen Hayes!

Speaking of Helen...
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# can I get some pointers on this


aside from the dodgy line round the bottom of the image, how can I blend in the front.

pasting over the wheel was fine, but then trying to sort the transition round the front of the car has me stumped
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# what are you using?
and what are you trying to do exactly?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# make a floaty car
in photoshop

EDIT:better?

(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# try
just going over the edge of the side layer with a soft eraser with ~50% opacity until it looks right.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# cheers,
I was going to animate it aswell, but this is hassle enough.

I will have to see,
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# it will get easier once you get the hang of it :)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# If you use a darker background for the floor, the seams won't show as much
So you'd better add a shadow layer behind the car.
It'll blend better *and* look more realistic :)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Gaussian Blur is your friend...


Come to think of it so is motion blur and opacity of your shadow
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# STOMP STOMP STOMP
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:46, archived)
# great job
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# .
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# haha
Fantastic
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Shoes
What type of gymshoes are these?Nikes?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)
# meant to be
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
#
they're oakley kevlar shoes :D
actually they're not! they're my catapillar pylmposls!
edit : 30 people have clicked that link :o
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# you sexy looking
god-like creature you :D
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# what?
erm... no?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# YAY!
:D
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)
# haha
i'd forgotten half of those
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# :D
theres 100's in my profile :D
edit : is there a number of posts you need to become a meme? (i think i've got about 80 so far)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# you must
submit an application to rev. richard dorkins
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# NEVER!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# clump clump clump :)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
# OH WHAT DASHING SHOES.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Why no MSN?
:(
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Duh...
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# ahaha
i read that as first rapist church first time round.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Some how I doubt it would be anyway
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)

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