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[challenge entry] Scott had severely underestimated Amundsen's typically Scandinavian approach to preparation
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Frozen in time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Usain "Nuts &" Bolt makes history by running the 100m in 5.5 seconds
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# That's no secret
the next person to run in his lane slipped on his oil trail.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# That robo is amusing me.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# That is an awesome looking robot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# He has been programmed for WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# :D
He eats his medals after.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# WIN-ROBO, WINS.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Busta move . . or . . . move Busta !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The poor sods in the Paralympics aren't much better off
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] its a roast for the compo


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(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# DUX
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# SPUHNS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# KITTUNS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# E not Q
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# That would have made
the James Bond films more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Yeah so you see Bond, I fucking love you, so you see
this is the new FUCKING HARDCORE ray yeah and what it does is are you listening? Are you listening? Anyway what it does, you're so fit, what it does is I can't remember do you want to have sex now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Never done drugs at all, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Gorgeous as the SteamR2 was (and it really was)
reposty!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# we have a winner folks, you can all go home
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# BLEEP-SCOOP-HOOOPS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I still love that :D
You talented chap
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Future-retro . . .
or is it visa versa ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Steampunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I would say no new thread for a compo pea.
BUt I also know how fucking long it took you to make the lil fella!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Where did this robot keep his CD's?


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(Youarenotshitashi, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I don't know
where DID the robot keep his CDs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# A CD depository.
Commence laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Handy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# In his PD File.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# NYPD?
LAPD?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# My son is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# That's not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Hello Docta, are you my son?
- Please leave.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I bet you're really fucking normal, offline.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I teach ballet to the blind.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# That's optimistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Hilarious retort.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# he didn't have cds
he's a fucking robot. he's got mp3s on his cpu if anything.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Don't you start on me, bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# In his potting shedee
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# In his bumslot
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# In a bank . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Where did the robot keep his cd's?
Jamaica?
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] So Patriotic...
(SillyMoo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Go on tripods
Flame them!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# FP Friendly ;-)
(SillyMoo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Crikey but that's pretty.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# that is wicked :D
gerrinthar
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Ooh, this has motion and energies.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Jima . . . Look Out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# mmm yes
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Need a better font!
(trickyric, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Very
Good.

Against popular opinion, I rather like the new Facebook.

EDIT: What is the BBC's obsession with tracking Gary Glitter!? I'm fully expecting the Firefox headline feed to show "Gary Glitter pops down the shops" any minute now.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I think it's utter piss.
That might, though, have something to do with an upturn in ads that go 'YOU ARE 31 AND SINGLE?! ARE YOU SOME KIND OF CUNT OR SOMETHING? ARE YOU? IT'S NOT GOING TO CHANGE ANYTIME SOON YOU UGLY MONG'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Ha ha!
Just call yourself a 48 year old post-op transexual, interested in corpses.

That'll confuse the ad machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# So bloody annoying....
When 22 I had '22 and still single'... the day after my birthday - '23 and still single'. given a couple more years that is a very cold cup of coffee... watch the suicide rate of single facebook users rocket.
(tread-fine-line Assassin of Biscuits, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# perfect time to unveil my new tech then
(trickyric, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Knowing the *exact* location of
Gary Glitter is a frankly terrifying prospect.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# there's a Google Earth plugin for it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Less terrifying than knowing his position, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I'd like it if the friends list worked in Opera.
But it doesn't, so I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# a couple of seconds after posting this
i had a horrible feeling this has already bindun and maybe even FP'd. Forgive me if it has!
(trickyric, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Nah
new Facebook format is way too wide for the FP.

Good skills.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Your mother was a toaster and your father smelt of welderberries!


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# *fetches la vache*
Yay!

*clicks for quality use of lego figurines*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# In the distant past of history all was lego...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# HEY, LASER LIPS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Your mother was a snow-blower!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Certainly can't argue with that !
*backs off*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Giiiiigaaaaaaannntooooooor!
This is woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Graaarrr!
SMASH LEGO WORLD!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# that's just too lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Cheers Toasty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I farrrrt in your general dirrrrrection!!!
...I do you know. Do you like it?

Very woo indeed :D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Haha :D
That's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Excellent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Who's the wanker in the black?
(Bogbean, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Good point, well made
(I always forget that bit!)
(Bogbean, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Reefery ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] *cue lovely Pixar music*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Boooo!
I did love Wall-E.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Everyone loves wall-e.
Anybody who doesn't has no soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# ^Thence.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# ^Heem's right
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# why Boooo?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Because you suck.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# ok then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Wonders never cease to amaze me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Clever little fellow!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# yeys
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# :)
*waits five years for cheaper Mastertronic re-release*
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry]

A typical, turn of the century Rob Bot
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Rob Bot has taken a turn for the future !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Awesome :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Schmokin.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] This happened, my uncle was in the front row.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Also, Cyber-Di waves goodbye before being turned into spoons.
Cyber-Di waves goodbye before being turned into spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Also, Optimus Prime wins RoboBreak 2040.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# GJ
Love the video of this kid!
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainKirk, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# This is all very strange and confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# And now?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Dinner is served !
Hold the anchovies . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Heeey, why you no eatta you bread?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Crusty . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I.... er.....
wh.......?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Ah, danke.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I think I need to go lie down for a little bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hav Oowl, will twavel.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Who is kidding who !
No question about it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Hi, I'm an owl!
- Please leave.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Good seats are hard to grind !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Looky, looky, I got Hooky!
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/domdeluisegandhi.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Room # 59 . . . Spaced Nettle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Hello Docta, is my pasta done?
- Please leave.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# It's been ate . . .
Good too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Ah, salad-japes.
Danke.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Asimo bin Laden
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Pffft :D
More robots should have beards. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# TJ: The continuing fuckup saga.
I have emailed myself some ai files that I want to work on from this machine.

Illustrator tells me they are 'damaged and cannot be repaired'

Can anyone offer any explantion as to what this 'damage' is and how to make it go away.

The files were backed up, but all sets of them appear to have the same problems.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# same version of Illustrator opening them as did the closing?
if so sounds like a file corruption (as in just knackered data on the hard disk)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Did you not have this problem yesterday?
Can't help I'm afraid.

TJ your TJ - Further to my very nerdy Bladerunner post earlier, do we think genetically engineered humans with artificial personalities qualify as 'Robots'?

Wikipedia definitions are inconclusive on the subject and I'd be glad of b3ta's input.

kthxbai ;)

EDIT ooo where is pourhommeproductions when you need him? He'd be loving this nerdiness on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I would say no
because they're still flesh, aren't they? I don't know what they'd be though, except replicants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# True, but most of the definitions of robots don't specify materials, just 'artificially created'
can you tell I've had enough of w*rk for today!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I just tend to associate robots more with mechanical function than
organic, regardless of the creation of the organic materials. But then that's just my OPINION, it's not scientific fact and I know shit all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Neither do I
I just like a good irrelevant debate on slooooow Thursday afternoons :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Well that's my two pence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# ...and a fine tuppence it is.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# That's right. Good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# It's an interesting question.
If you were to replace a single neuron in your brain with an electronic device that performs exactly the same function, would you become a robot?
What if you replaced two neurons? Or ten? Or half of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# We're not necessarily talking electronic devices here...
But if you were grown in a vat and had an artificial personality implanted, however sophisticate, shirley you'd be just as much of a robot as somthing with an equivalent personality that was welded together out of scrap iron?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# True.
But how would you implant an artificial personality in a human brain? Either you use electronic components, or you re-wire the brain in the same way that you might reprogram a computer.
Brains and computers are essentially both input-output machines. They both use logic and reasoning, they both have the ability to form memories and adapt their future actions based on what they have learned, and the only real differences between them are to do with what they are made out of.
The concept of a personality is simply the culmination of the experiences a person has been exposed to during their lifetime. This is similar to how the way a computer works is based on what it has been programmed to do. So if you act in a certain way toward another human being, and they begin to think and act differently as a result, aren't you essentially reprogramming them?

And now I've exhausted pretty much everything I learned in AS philosophy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Hmmm... Deep...
I guess the differential would be that the human would have had self-determination and free will since birth, allowing it to form its own stimulus-response pathways as it goes along, whereas the robot, of whatever type, would have a predetermined set of experiences built in to enable and predispose it to fulfil a desired function. From there on in it may be able to evolve and develop as an 'individual', but perhaps it is the initial pre-programming that would be the defining feature as to whether it is a lifeform in its own right, or a robot.

Didn't even do AS philosophy ;)

I think on that note, home tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# *Strokes beard*
This is a good pub discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Perhaps your computer is full of ants?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# More car nonsense


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(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# This is your Dave. This is your Dave on drugs.
Only joshing, it's all of the woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# not nonsenses
makes perfect sense to me,
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# FUCK YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# SAMSAMSAMSAM *rolls around doing a Sam impression*
the curling isn't working. I think my hair should be wet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# You need to roll around more I think.
ROLL RACE YOU TO THE PUB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# NAHEE
Pubs is where drunkards is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
# To the off-license?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Me no drinky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Ummmmm. Legoland?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# They won't let me take the stuff apart.
Alton Towers?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# OKAY DEAL. *roll roll roll roll*
I'M BEATING YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Like shit you are
I never agreed to the roll race *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# :((((((((((((( I'LL GET LONELY :((((((((((((
*clutches at kittens*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Best start running then....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Dave?
Fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Are dealerships available ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# oOOoH.
You should do a DeLorean too.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Good idea :D
I'll get right on it
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# zoom zoom zoom
yeehah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] victorian bender
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Haha :D
That is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Break out the oil can !
Zaaaaaaaaaaaaap !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Nice!
Is that a Sparking Gun?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Wasn't that Oscar Wilde?
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] The Rock 'Em in the Jungle

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Drunk Punch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Krrrrrk! err . . . Houston? . . . krrrrrk!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Fuckin' ace!
MOONPISSBOT ACTIVATE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# bip . . . bip . . . bip . . . beeeeeep!
PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# MOONPISSBOT DEACTIVATE.
GOOD LORD, HE'S NOT STOPPING. I STOOD IN A PUDDLE. GROSS.

*daydreams*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# What is the bouncy tap thing?
I'm asking a MALE as my puny female brayne surely cannot hold the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# It's a moonpissbot. Duh.
Bless your little socks for not realising.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Fucking hell.
Well if you're not going to tell me I'm going to continue using highlighters and bulldog clips as rudimentary office hair curlers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hey Cap!
I wasn't being sexist! Not ALL female braynes are puny . . . C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I'm going to swear at a hat when I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Are you going to be nice then?
Otherwise I might accidentally tread on it, you never know. Maybe leave it on a nice, hot radiator.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# :O
You monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Hey man, I didn't write the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Game over, man.
Game over...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Look into my eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# That's either totally awesome, or really lame. I can't decide.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I'm going for awesome
My assistant wants the green highlighter back. Should I stop all this nonsense and give it to her?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Don't stop the nonsense. But still give it to her. GIVE IT TO HER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# But that'd involve stopping the curling of this bit here *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I do like that bit there *points* and wavy curls are nice.
*falls down*

I fell.

*daydreams*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# My hair was already wavycurly
I only blowdried my fringe, so the rest is the natural stuff you're so familiar with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *waggles new shoes*

*ducks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# SHOES!
I UNDERSTAND SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# hahahah, I've got one like that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# yeah!
You stole it off me! C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# mine doesn't piss as much as yours
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# that's why mine was infinitely better and
got on the front page TWICE!

/away with the fairies


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# That's going to spoil the cheese !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I don't understand what's going on here
but I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# YES!
NASA must build this.

And take it to the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] !


Click for bigger (81KB)
History?
Well it is a 'long time ago'
Robots?
Yeees, two of them.
Compo then!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# i remember being outraged when i was young
an episode of "every second counts" with paul daniels

the answers you could pick from were "past, present or future" and you had to link one of those words to a film.

Paul Daniels: Star Wars
Random Contestants: Future
Paul Daniels: Correct

GRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# That's cold !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Original Episode
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)
# All abroad !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I could never do the bastard things...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
FP NOW (or there is no Mod)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Cor...
*steals idea for porno cube*

Edit: Doh! Me sooo slow today, finally gets it...!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Yes!
Make one, then I may be bothered to do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)
# That is fucking amazing.
You are The Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)
# oh you rube!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)
# not just any old rube...
... you're Kubrick's Rube.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# cubic hyper Kubricks
NEWSLETTER TEAM - stuff we'd like to see. This made flash, in the subtext of choice, & infinitely clicky.
(hilarleo, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)
# hyper Kubrick rubics
NEWSLETTER TEAM - stuff so likeable we'd wee. This made flash, with context clicky-nenus... many sass-the-dialog game wins, manly subtext-y fan things.
(hilarleo, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 5:37, archived)
# YES!
*clicks*

NEWSLETTER TEAM - stuff we'd like to see. This made flesh real, in the substrate of your choice, but preferably not actual flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)
# or plastic
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Well yes, that obviously.
Flesh would be a bit messy.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ^this
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Fooking ace!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahahah
I bet I could do it! :D

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# FUCK YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Fucking genius!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# You got it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Fabulous
*struggles to solve*
*gives up*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# hehehe
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hahahha, that is BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# That is outstanding
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# pfft
very clever
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Oooooooh.
Very, VERY, clever!
Have a WOO! and a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Pfffffft
Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *I would buy this*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# wonderful stuff, really nicely done as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Oh dear god.
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# 25 moves or less...
is all it takes: arxiv.org/abs/0803.3435
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I approve!
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# This wins.
This wins everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Rubix Cubrick.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Ahahahaha! This is killler!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Superb!
Hats off to you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)
# THATS IT!!!
A million spangs for you!!!!!

I haven't laughed so hard in ages, damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Grats on the fp
:D
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] This is why stonehenge was built and you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Ha ha, brill!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Truly wondrous!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# arf!
Animate it!
Hard!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Boxer Rebellion . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Haha, yes
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

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