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The time for passive resistance is over.....

...NOW WE MUST EXTERMINATE THEM!!

Mahatma Davros!!

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)

handy ghandi and his dalek bread

:D (sandwich cos he's in the middl...oh forget it)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

Major toastie-keyboard moment

One of the funniest things I have seen in a long time :)

(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)

Its obvious who caused it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)

Seams fine to me :D

Also: Is that horses eye exploding!?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)

Haha I do not know

Joke... technique... etc...
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)

Was it those bug-eyed cunt horses again?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)

Again?!?!?

What have they been up to beforehand!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

They were being all cunty and shit

y'know

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)

ZOMG

Robot Wars! Good times.

(Ronuk lo der, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 4:03, archived)

I got an iphone today, so the first thing I did was make this for the wallpaper...

The Book sound in iPhone format
or .mp3

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)

yays!

DNA rules!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

ah, geek out!

le geek, c'est chic

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

heh.

Don't forget yr towel.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)

towel app!

*codes*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

And don't forget the peanuts to replace the lost protein.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)

a pile of chicken breats

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)

that sandwich looks a bit off

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)

*steals*

*applies as phone wallpaper*

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)

Robot President

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)

reflecto elvis ftw

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)

Asimo is by far the coolest robot around

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)

You clearly weren't around when the Bricobots built the Eiffel Tower

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)

The dude looks like a spaceman and has a backpack

What isn't win about that?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)

He seriously lacks in KABLAMMO laser guns and Eiffel Tower building skillz0rs

other than that, he is a bit awesome :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)

I saw him at Disneyland and fell in love

/saving up for an Asimo blog

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

LOL SRSLY?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)

Huggability is what I look for in a robot

While guns and lasers ARE awesome...you just can't say no to that happy little walk.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

True

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)

The backpack.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)

Heathen

I imagine it to contain a thermos and Cades Camping guide.

Awww

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

Cute sentiment, I grant you-

but big trouser pockets ftw, in my book.

Interestingly, Richard Nixon's mum prepared him a Thermos flask of hot Heinz oxtail soup every single day of his Presidency - and he always swapped it for G Gordon Liddy's egg and cress sandwich.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)

I am not a crookbot.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

LIES!

That flag says 1775!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)

Don't mind me. Just passing through. Cheers all.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)

Is that Robot fluid coming out of his head or

is there something else I am missing?

If so, Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)

it is

spicy robot fluid with sprocket chunks

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)

like the unicycles in my mind...

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)

I see it milestone time (from a thread down there)

Will you get your willy out?
*waits in hope*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)

yes

although there is a pic of my willy on the internet already

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

Well maybe you can take the picture from a different angle

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)

dead people

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)

I'm not sure he was dead when the picture was taken

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)

freeze frame from a video

this guy gets shot dead
edit : South Vietnamese National Police Chief Brig Gen. Nguyen Ngoc Loan executes a Viet Cong prisoner with a single pistol shot in the head in Saigon Feb. 1, 1968

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)

~~video~~ film

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

my ninja skills are lacking

i guess it would be a doctumentary? would it be called a ductumenarty if it where about ducks?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)

Too soon

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

not soon enough

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)

Reminds me of that bit in "the Animatrix"

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)

along

the same lines as my thoughts for that picture. Couldnt have done it better myself *tips hat*

(bangorip fears all is not well, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)

Clearly, a most primative people.

Click for bigger (104KB)

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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

Just for the three b3tans who haven't seen this several times already...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)

For some reason, my sister nought me some Smash the other day.

I considered punching her....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)

it does make suprisingly good sandwiches :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)

Hmmm, dunno... I find sliced bread somewhat easier to handle.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)

I had a mate at uni that used to like crunching in the dehydrated cubes!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

That sounds like a Mega City One sport!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

Is 2000ad still going

Or did it end in 2000?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

Good question.

Ent got a clue, I'm afraid.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)

Wiki says it kept the name

but interestingly did a tie in to Shaun of the Dead.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)

McCain Campaign Poster

Click for bigger (165KB)

Fun, no?

Matthew

homepage.mac.com/mistahcoughdrop/

(mistahcoughdrop, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

apparently the medja is telling us that obama is so like jfk

hope he's not intending to pass any grassy knolls in texas

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)

Pfft!

Have you seen the Absolute Power episode with John Sessions?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)

nope, but I'm not the only tinfoil wearing nutter that thinks that obama's going to get conveniently de-presidented

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)

the question is

will it be the white supremesists or the senate...

who am I kidding they're the same people...

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)

hello new person

welcome to b3ta
please read the faq

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)

Man

Love

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)

....

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collapsibletank procreates, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

Hhahahaha, two for the price of one

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)

Hahaha

love the last frame.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)

is it the case that she found out about this on an Indian programme?

I don't care enough to find out, but I couldn't help chortling at the delicious irony.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)

She went on the Indian Big Brother

which is hosted by Shilpa Shetty, the very woman she did all that racism stuff at.

Two days after going in, she was told. It's all very suspicious

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

I can only think that she went for a full medical before the show, so the show wouldn't be sued if she didn't have access to a doctor for however many weeks in the house

and they assumed nothing would come up.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

i don't think they test for cancer

in those general medical doohickeys

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)

Maybe the doctor was a rapist

and noticed his cock rubbing against something irregular?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)

She collapsed mysteriously a few weeks before going in

and had cancer scares before. If she knew something serious might be going on, thats a really stupid decision to make.

(I am ashamed how much I know about this)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)

i am unashamed that i don't give a fuck

but i am annoyed that my brain is retaining all this pointless information

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)

Sorry micto

We could discuss something a little more involved to push the pointless tat out if you like?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)

right fuck it

i'm going to post my milestone tonight
just to get it out of the way

anyone got any suggestions?

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)

I want to see your cock.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)

right

but in any particular setting?

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)

A 60's gangster style film setting?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)

It's bank hliday weekend...

is there some kind of "making a deposit" gag in there somewhere?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)

some kind of western cowboy type of thing

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)

A guillotine.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)

I bet you say that to all the boys

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)

i bet he does

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)

Don't fall for it micto

He'll only drop you when a younger, more ginger newbie comes along

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)

ah but the long term pain will be worth the short term bliss

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)

You harlot

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)

haha

it is quite quite delicious.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)

I suspect it's not a cse of her having cancer, it's a case of her BEING cancer

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)

hahahahah

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)

it's all somewhat O_O

in the scheme of things

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)

In the scheme of things, it's about as relavant as a peanut

Still, it's a dark kind of poetry

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:33, archived)

aye

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)

It is the case.

And, oddly, the programme in question was 'Mahabharat'.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

kabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadi

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

*and breathe*

kabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadikabadi

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)

hahahaha

top work fella

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

Hahaha!

Brilliant

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P3te "the Meat", Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

hahahaha!

cheeeeenius

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)

i highly recommend cleaning your keyboard every so often, i feel like someone's given me a new one :)

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

cue tubgirl gags!

woo. Wow the boards really shifting now!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

Tubgirl walks into a bar....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

And orders a fish supper

The barman asks, 'do you want chips with scat?'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

tubgirl?

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

cheers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

bottoms up!

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

eep

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

strangely

that's still too graphic

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Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

*Blocks images from mictoboy.co.uk*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

you won't want to see this one then:

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

that one is 12 times sexier,

source?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

google dog sex, probably

anyone know how to stop firefox three underlining my spelling mistakes?
it annoys the piss out of me

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

I downloaded firefox 3, didn't do anything to it

and there's no spell checker.

This is win, as I never speel anething rong.

BUT, go to tools, options, advanced, and unclick "Check my spellings as I type"

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

cheers

i just looked it up in the help :)

that's a loat better!

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

Go back in time and read some books during your childhood, you illiterate cretin.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

i am disturbingly literate and well educated in the english language

so it's the fact that some pointless machine feels the need to alert me to the fact that 'img' isn't really a word that really ticks me off

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

click "add to dictionary" :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

You should be using capital "I".

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

e.e. cummings got one thing right

capital letters are bent

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

No, in this font it's like a straight line. Look. I, no curves.

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)

Bit like Kate Moss then:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

kate moss is bent?

*spluffs*

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

But if he were illiterate, wouldn't he be asking how to turn it on?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

You're forgetting that I'm stupid.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

I think that the suggestion

is that he has an inability to spell, not to function.

Happy B3taday.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)

cheersy

Two dyslexics in a bar. One says, 'Can you smell anything?'.
The other replies 'No I can't smell anything. I'm dyslexic.'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)

'dyslexic' doesn't mean 'hard of hearing'

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)

I know this on account of being dyslexic:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)

you put the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia'

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

Debbie McGee?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

hahahahaahha!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

i may need a clean keyboard soon...

nice work :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

After this pic I am gonna have to clean my keyboard and my pants!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

I can see minge.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

linky?

cos i can't

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

Noice.

I nearly bought one today, to avoid cleaning this one.
How did you clean it?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

Put it in on a 40 degree wash and it should be fine....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

The keys usually pop out nicely.

Just remember to put them back in the right place.

Also: don't pop the spacebar out. It's never the same afterwards.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

you've just got to make sure the wire bit goes back in the right place

otherwise it depresses depressingly

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)

i poinked all the keys off with a pen, gave the body a good brushing

then wiped each key with a damp J-cloth to remove all the dried spunk

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

Yeah, I do this too

...

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

who spunks in your keyboard?

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

On, not in

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

me, when she's not looking

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

When you THINK I'm not looking.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

does that mean you know I'm stealing your fags too?

actually what do you smoke? I may not be stealing yours...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

Drum blue, silver skins and extra slim filters

...I think only Richmonds could sound classier

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

i was smoking yours.

now I'm in germany i smoke lucky strikes, but when i lived in britain, I smoked your combination. actually, wait, it was the creme-ish yellow-ish drum. Dark blue or light blue drum?

I think marriage is an option.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

I smoke the dark blue stuff. Full-strength.

Can we have a wedding cake made out of cigarettes?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

I think that would be wise.

but some sort of construction in which they are all entirely smokeable.

and somewhere indoors.

(Germany has taken advantage of a wonderful loophole in the european nazi anti-smoking law to allow smoking if the bar says you can smoke. This means that most bars in my town are either smoking or have smoking rooms. Fucking yes!)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)

If I wasn't so vehmently anti-Germany, I'd suggest we find some sort of Berlin love-nest

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)

i wouldn't advise marriage on the basis

that it would save you money on fags

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)

I dunno, surely marriage is pretty much just financial security for the disaffected?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

I'm going to put you on ignore until you've got your cock out.

I think this second account was fine, but this landmark of yours is taking fucking ages.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

yeah i know

i've got no idea what to do about it

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I just popped one off from my laptop and it is all squidy underneath :) I may remove them all

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

Getting laptop ones back on is usually quite a lot harder than desktop ones.

Not recommended.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

I just tried, it wasnt too bad.

It just had to be pushed right down hard.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

first of all, take a photo of your keyboard to help remember layout

then, pop out all keys.
Using a stiff brush (get a cheap nailbrush specifically for this) then clean out keyboard base.
wash keys in hot soapy water - leave to dry.
then , pop up the picture on your comp of the keyboard layout and pop them back into place

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

So they just pop out.

If I tried this i will break it.
/hamfisted

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

use a round tipped knife

place rounded tip under bottom of key and lever it back.

They'll 'ping' quite well - and far - so watch out

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

EEPS!!!!!!!!!!!

I took the ctrl key out.....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

fucking 'ell, it's a family bucket in there!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

I like to keep a clean house too!

/Devastated!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)

I say take off, and nuke the site from orbit

It's the only way to be sure.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

£9.95 from Tesco's seems a shrewd investment now.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

ick

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

Christ, Stan!

You're lucky yr keyboard hasn't already got rats.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)

christ, it's full of cornflakes

don't type with your feet!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

JESUS CHRIST MAN PUT IT BACK AND NUKE IT FROM ORBIT

It's the only way to be sure

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)

or just lay the keys out on the carpet in the layout that they came off

and i'd avoid washing the keys in lots of water, as they may suffer the horrors of 'lego-never-dry' syndrome

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

that's why I tend to wash them at the end of the day when I need to.

you can then leave them to dry overnight on a teatowel, with a teatowel covering them

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

i once wore all the buttons out of my keyboard

(cheap keyboard) and everytime someone wanted to use my keyboard they had to ask me where the button was :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

[10] [10] [10] [10] [10] 
 \o/  \o/  \o/  \o/  \o/

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

I like this

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

hahaha

cheers

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

BUM

I highly recommend buying a spanking new keyboard every now and then.
Clicky clicky clicky for a tenner

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

Woo!

Would

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

Where's the spreader bar?

Did I say that out loud?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

i really like the bizarre mag portable prison

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

Good heavens!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

Typical.

A girl falls over, hurts her ankle and grazes her knees, her bus money falls down a drain cover, and all you lot can do is stand around nattering.

*gallantly helps her up and gives her her bus fare*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

Warm day, is it?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

if this sort of thing goes on a lot

i may have to consider using public transport in future

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

It does get a bit costly handing out loose change to half-naked women at bus stops all day.

But every now and then you do get lucky, and one of them says "Thanks."

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

is it me,

or has no one asked to see the source yet? :O

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Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

fine work

wonderfully odd choice of source too.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

i've just got a spanky new widescreen monitor

so i was googling for high res images for the desktop using a variety of search terms

i think this came up under something like 'depth of field sexy' or similar

and the source is actually quite unsexy

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

21 pages, and nothing

but it's the first hit on "lacey pant goatse attempt"*

*-not really

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

on 'extra large imges only'?

(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

This isn't just sexy.

This is depth of field sexy.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

Oh My

Best NYOM NYOM pic ever.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

very nice, fella

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

FIRE THE ARSE CANNON!

we're out of carrots!
no0o0o!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

0.o

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

I dare say that you've had her

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

I prefer the term "Artificial Person" myself

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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

Happy b3taday riverghost!

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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

thanky

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

hey if riverghost still has me on ignore tell him i said happy b3taday.

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d d, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

Oh,now that is good.

Woo yay.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

more Lance!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

Nings.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

DING!

Hahahaha :)

/edit: I really liked this when I made this, so I take this opportunity for a cheeky p

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

You should see her

when she goes down!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

Tis good.

I love the moondust castle.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

*spangs*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

*spangs*

repeatedly ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

Hahaha!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

Hahaha!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

Heh heheh heh

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)

..and you spang ME?!?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)

Pure

genius

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P3te "the Meat", Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

BUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUH

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Wonderful!

Now feck off you blighter! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)

Okay, I'm off to the pub for some dead pig.

I won't be long.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)

No! Come back!

How do Pinapple?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)

fffFFUUUUUUCCCKKKK hahaha

this is my potatoface.

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Shada, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)

hahaha

Tattyman and his flailing fists of fury!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)

HEYYYYYYYY

congrats!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)

cheersy:)

Zanks will be in a matter of hours:P

I have cayke!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

\0/

Looks like I've picked the right moment to come here then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

hahaha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)

hahahaha!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

Hahaha.

marvellous!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)

:D:D:D:D

evening all!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)

I haven't seen that for ages

It still makes me smile.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

this is superb

and makes me think of joescartoons... but in a good way

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)

oh there's gonna be a fucking mash

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)

pffft! f'ckin loon!

this is brilleeyunt

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)

blimp

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)

Wrrrrr! :D

Awesomes :)
I love your stuff

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)

Excellent Smithers

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)

Oresum :D

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)

Brilliant as ever.

I'll look forward to seeing it coloured in and flashing ,later on.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)

x 10 ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

Yep

Ace.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)

i like your things

and i think some people actually ruin them by colouring them.

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Shada, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

This

Black and white is the way forward. As is simplicity.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

Racist

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

Well think about it,

if there were no yellows, there would have been 50 more gold medals up for grabs!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)

*Splutters tea*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

Oh sorry,

We're meant to call them Asians now arent we ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

I believe they like to call themselves chinks.

Perhaps after chicks of light, like rays of sunshine, which are yellow like themselves.

/I'll out-do your racism any day

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

NIG NOG!

I'm not sure I want to win this contest....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

You started it!

I'm telling!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

I concur!

It would be like colouring in Newcastle!

Err....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

nice :)

for a moment there though i thought it was going to spack...

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Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

Fucking A

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

Really now.

Make a colouring book or I will kill you and steal your talent.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

Full marks to the brave pilot,

flying such a vulnerable, difficult-to-steer craft into all that chaotic shit.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

OI! Dont call me a blimp!

Youre not so slim yourself!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

No, no. He said 'be limp'.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

Now youre taking the piss out of my impotence?

You lot are being right cunts tonight ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)

fuck yeah! LET'S BLIMP!

I wish I had a blimp, I could go on adventures and shit

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

I made this for the 403 page on my website

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)

stop watching japanese tentacle rape movies.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)

Nice!

Scarely, also.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)

You hit the wrong reply button, didn't you?

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)

FORBIDDEN

You should just have a picture of your face, it'll scare most people away.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)

My face is boring now

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)

So is the Elephant Man's after a while

but you still don't want to look at it.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)

True.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)

Woosome!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)

Man With Tentacles For Legs has tentacles for legs

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)

They're the bottom of his robe.

His feet are tucked inside.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)

TENTACLES FOR LEGS.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)

WANNA BUY SOME LEGS DAVE

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)

MAYBE HIS TENTACLES HAD JUST GROW.

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Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

GO! TENTACRUEL!

USE HYDRO PUMP!

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

That's a lil worrying!

It doesn't do him justice but he looks a lot more like svenno in real life.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)

damn svenno-non-tong-using-man

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

You should see the guy standing up

Same hair, double chin, shorts etc

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

he's a CHEESE AND HAM TOUCHER!

indeed

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

Oo, that's rather good!

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)

Thanks :]

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)

he's got a right slap-hand

i mean goddamn

he could totally slap a bitch with that hand

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Shada, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

totally.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)

Nice one bonnie :)

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Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

Howdy Baz

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

Howdy sir

i need to get over my lurkage at some point.

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Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

I agree.

I'd better get going now, it's pub o'clock.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

Wise words from the Daleik Lama

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the ghost of last tuesday, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

free tibet?

*takes two*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

That looks nothing like a double glazing retailers.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)

"25 years ago Ted Moult sold these windows to this remote pub,

then realised how shit they were and shot himself"
I bet the new actor is cacking himself!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)

Well the advert said, according to Wikipedia, '"You only fit double glazing once, so fit the best, fit Everest"'.

ANd I seem to seeing an advert the other week where they go back to that farmhouse toreplace them.
Interestingly it says that he was also accredited with the pick your own method of strawberry farm.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

I agree

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)

Free?

Fucksocks! I paid 20p.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

Robot up

(gottdamm, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)

b3ta needs more spacking pictures

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

its not a spack, i dont have a headache...

oh no, there it is.

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Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

cool

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)

These are fucking huge, and in too many threads.

Other than that, they're quite nice, but you're giving me a headache. Link them perhaps?

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

I hate the 'this hurts my head so link it' argument.

If it presents itself as a problem to you, you deal with it. Adblock, or hide. I prefer seeing an image to a link.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)

It's a bit harsh on the people with epilepsy.

It's not their fault they turn in to mongs as soon as a spacky picture comes along.

I don't have it, but I have consideration for others.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)

I tried this argument (well half of your argument) the other day.

I think as their basically pearoasts (and turn up a lot) they shouldn't really be in their own thread.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

Jesus how fucking long are you staring at it?

Briefly looking at an image surely can't do this, go and make yourself a nice cuppa trying not to move your head about too quickly so as not to see things flashing in front of your eyes, and hopefully by then it would have moved down a touch.
GEEZ!
fucking whingers

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

ZOMFG!

I have a guest that looks just like an adult Svenno!
It's almost impossible to keep a straight face!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

haha

don't keep a straight face. give him a lunchbox and an alf t-shirt and laugh together.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)

I'm going to take a group photo 'for the wall' so I can post it on here.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

nice work

so long as he uses the tongs for breakfast though right?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

That was actually him:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)

FUCK!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)

Photos!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

I'm going to try:P

It is a too uncanny resemblement.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

W I L L Y !

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)

Are you sure

you want to block images from picturepush.com?
Yes No Cancel.
*Yes*

(Sorry, they're very nice and everything. But they were making my eyes hurt.)

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)

These are both excellent :D

but you should probably listen to awesome welles to avoid getting flamed.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

Haha.

I don't flame, and no-one listens to me. They are both brilliant, but WOW. MY EYES.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)

TOO BIG!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

I was going to ask "when did you bacome a Nazi?"

But I have now run out of interne......

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)

OLOLOLOLOL

OLOLOLOLOL

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)

How do I turn the volume down on you?

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)

YOU CANNOT.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

Car up

(gottdamm, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

You kids! I dont see what the big deal is.

I cannot hear a damned thing coming out of it.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)

Oh. Sweet (pea). Jesus.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)

Oh, a pun thread. It's bean awhile.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)

I don't mean to be podantic, but you've spelt been wrong.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)

You spelt you wrong, and a sweetpea is a flower.

Your puns aren't appealing

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)

But you can't man(a)ge without me.

Tout can play at that game.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)

That's quite brilliant.

Definitely the pick of the crop

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)

Hey sugar, 'snap' is what I thought when I read that.

*is really pushing the limit of his pea puns now*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)

There aren't too many of them.

We'll be in for a roasting if we carry on like this.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)

How can we aPEAse the board?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

Give peas a chance.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)

How much did you have to shell out for that one?

(also, I think TGA is lurking)
Alright, maybe not...

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

I hope he's not just bean stalking us

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)

double groan

with a side order of palm meets forehead!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)

Happy forthcoming b3taday:P

lordy another year!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)

What's with all of the birthdays these last couple of days?

The lot of you jump ship somewhere?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)

They're all copying me:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)

Hppy B3taday RG!

6 more?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)

I want bloody more than that!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)

now that you mention it - same here

more cash
more cars
more houses
more fucking everything to fill the void my greed has created!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

AM NOT D:

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)

Well I got 4 on your so you must be:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

Shush!

I uh...
I left the kettle on!
*scarpers*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

white with 2 pls...

bag or pot?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)

And happy b3taday to you too!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

Thank you :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

happy b3taday

*calls fire brigade*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

Thanky

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

yes, happy birthday riverghost

I have heard you are tall as a house.

Edit: which must have made rob sore after shitting you out 6 years ago

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

hahaha

Well a small house anyway:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)

id like a small horse!

*makes small horse noises*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)

neigh

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

hahaha

*polishes spanging implement....

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)

*spangs*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)

ARGH YOUR ON FIRE!

happy b3taday!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)

yes

yes I am.:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)

i do not understand

:(
edit : i'm going to have a bubble bath now, if there are any naked ladies that wish to join me - feel free :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)

podcast:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)

what is a podcast?

stupid buzzwords

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)

get with the times grandad:P

here

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)

oh another stupid americanism

see number 2 in that list
RIGHTY I'll BE BACK!
*slips in the bath and drowns*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)

NO, YOU'RE A STUPID.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)

YOU ARE A PODCAST!

ASSHAT! ASSHAT I SAY!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

~~ism~~

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

Spang-ola!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)

Hahaha

christ :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)

I see your Satre and raise you ...

( in response to www.b3ta.com/board/8678911 )

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)

Stewards against killing squirrels

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)

Suck Any Koalas Scrotum

???

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)

Stewed Antipodean Kangaroo Shit

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)

Sausages and khips served

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)

Semi-Afro Kills Smuggo

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)

Oh my god! SMUGGOS DEAD! Killed by a partial hairstyle

poor smuggo :(

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)

He let his guard down to swallow his croissant

And the afro ate him. Could make an amusing anim, actually. Shame I can't be bothered.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)

yeah, I can't be bothered either

fuck that guy! haha!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:51, archived)

thats fucking brilliant

woo!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)

Many thanks...

I have filed your review under 'Positive Responses'
I hope this is in order.

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)

and verily they did ride

upon great metal beasts....
woo yeah!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:03, archived)

With this post..

you are spoiling us Mr. Printmeister.

Woo.

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Mod Edit, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:07, archived)

CAR WITH LEGS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)

hahaha. Most brill.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)

That is A Grade work there, printmeister.

Would deal with again

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

Hahaha!

Take that!
*click*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)

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