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# Bindun?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Which bit do you mean?
Gnnung.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I'm confused.
Moreso than usual.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# It's a nerdy font-based joke.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I got that bit, but I wasn't sure if it was something else incredibly subtle, like a raccoon up his corpsebutt or something
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Well yeah
I did shop a kitten into his retina.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# *MACZOOM*
YOU LIE.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# You're right.
It's my cock.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Must be tiny.
Sorry.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# The less you expect it,
the bigger it feels.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Haha, I did a snufflelol.
:)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Try not to choke and die, you harlot.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Don't deny me my precious asphyxiation!
D:
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# GET BACK HERE LITTLE SPOON.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Is that the production name for the fifth John McClane movie?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Die Hard 5: BUTTPROSTITUTES
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
#
joke thing you have made
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Pffft.
GOODNIGHT ALL.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# BYE BYE LEMOOOON :)
x
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# *GOODNIGHTGLOMP*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Eeee.
I hardly ever get glomps.

*GLOMPS YOU BACK*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# :D
*GLOMPGLOMPGLOMP*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# GOODBYE, I'M GOING TO BED TOO.
CAN WE SPOON? :3
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# BAGSY BIG SPOON.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Fuck, okay, but only if you put it in me gently.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# *fetches THE GEL*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# OH SHIT YES.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# MUST NOT FORGET.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I like this
It's mentalific.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I would just like to formally say Hello.
Seeing as I don't appear to have really crossed paths with you before :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# NIGHT LEMONS
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I WILL BE BACK IN T-MINUS 15 HOURS
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# byebye lemonman!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# I HOPE TOMORROW IS LESS SHIT FOR YOU THAN TODAY.
*DESHITIFICATES*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# thank you
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Ha, took me a while. :p
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Had to be done
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Why did the Dark Knight make up team
not think of this?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I know
You think they would've CGI'd it in or something.

Cunts.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# C G EYED
:)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# That was awful
I like it :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Hehe.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# never seen it done
and is funny.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# You really think so?
*lip quivvers*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# SUDDENLY, GLOBES!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Oh dear lord! *CLICKSCLIXCLIKZTIXYLIX*
Your globe has totally got a hard on.

I was playing with my globe yesterday... it thinks Armenia is a city and has the USSR and stuff ^_^
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I bet your globe failed geography.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# *imagines globe singing that 'What a Wonderful World' song by Sam Cooke*
:D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
#
Sam Cooke Louis Armstrong.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# That song is one of my karaoke staples.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I like to do "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
But have someone incredibly sombre/melancholy do the "Turn around" parts.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# BEEN LIVING IN A POWDER KEG AND GIVIN' OFF SPAAARKS
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# If I'm doing Pat, I tend towards "love is a battlefield".
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I'd just do every song from the old Time Life love song CDs.
Thanks to those fucking Time Life adverts, I know about 2 seconds of every love song ever made.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# GOLDEN BROWN, TEXTURE LIKE SU
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# lol its lyk gorden browne innit
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# NO, PINEAPPLE
It goes like this:

Don't know much about geography,
don't know much trigonometry.
Don't know much about algebra,
don't know what s slide rule is for.
But I know that one and one is two,
and if this one could be with you,
what a wonderful world this would be.

And so on.

It's a beaut :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# PS
the Louis Armstrong song is just called 'Wonderful World' I believe.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# It was a fucking joke, I know. Get over it, you dick.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Phew
I was starting to worry that you were losing your gayness.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Sorry darling. You're doing fabulous, keep up the good work.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Paha.
Wanna come round for a sleepover and watch Moulin Rouge and play singstar and make SMORES?
(I can't even remember what smores are.)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# CRACKERS AND MARSHMALLOW YOU FUCKING NUMPT.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# CRACKERS?
The squishiest thing with the crumbliest/driest thing...

I wannnaaa trrry.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I HAVE THAT SONG!
yaaaay
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# *serious thumbs up*
Yus
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Thats one awesome globe.
Although if the earth were that colour i'd be worried :)

woo yay click
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# It's an old school kind of globe.
I like how smart they make people look just for having one in their office :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Eee. i like them.
I'd like one for my office.
I'd like an office :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Fuck, I know about the earth and shit.
Have you seen my chair? It spins round and everything.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# And there'd be
Purple rain, purrrrrple raaain
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# SHUSH, YOU WANNA GET SUED?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Actually, slightly.
It'd be a fun tale to tell.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I'm singing that to chocolate rain in my head
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# SILLY PINEAPPLE THE WORLD IS NOT GOLD
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Smartmaking globes are :(
They go in posh peoples studies and stuff.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I WOULD NOT KNOW
I AM NOT POSH
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Oh, hahahahah, a commoner!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# NO IS IS MIDDLE CLASSES YOU DICK
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I love your drawings...
Do more!

*Cracks whip*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# But I'm tired :(
It's bed time, I may do more tomorrow night, but I've put off cleaning my room for about 3 days, and I only started tidying 4 days ago.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Spiffing!
*click*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
# *GLOBS*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# He looks rather chuffed with himself
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# golden, gilded globe.
gsuddenly.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)
# SUDDENLY, MONSTERS!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# OH FUCK KILL IT!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I CANT HALP. TOO BUSY FARMING STRING. BERB.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# QUICK THESE WILL HELP
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# :DD
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Awwwww I want the blue one at the front!
^_^
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# ITS NOT FOR SALE!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Not even for SIX pounds?
o_O
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# And a bun.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# And a slice of success*
*this awesome creation of mine
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# NO
HES MY PET
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# But you make him do things he is too young to understand...
*sob*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# HE ENJOYS IT!
:D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# OHHH FUUUUUUUUUCK!
YOU FED THEM. SHITSHITSHIT, THEYRE TURNING.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# QUICK USE THIS SHITTY ANIMATION I MADE
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# LULWUT?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# IT WENT WRONG
STUPID GIMP
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Where is the fluffleey bit of the sheep?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# IN PAINT.NET
GIMP GOT RID OF IT
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# The sheep is the colour of the sky
This baffles me.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# ITS NOT MA FAULT!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# They remind me of the most annoying creature ever from The Wrong Door. :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Eh, I didn't think that had started yet.
*googles*
*realises you can watch first episode online*
*glees*

*is slightly disappointed that the BBCThree enbedded flash player's volume doesn't go up to 11 like the iPlayer one*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# The boobies scare me mostly!
woo
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I think he's just misunderstood
and wants biccies
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAH
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# duuuuuuuuuuude.
serious shit man.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I like its breats...
Also I made this for a signature comtest somewhere else.

(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# It lactates beer
or something.

Lick them and tell me.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Beer nipples...
I really can't think of anythign more appealing.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# what is wrong with that cat!!!


...actually, that cat looks a lot like a human I know
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Hehe, hover text for all the win.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Or I assumed those things were giant bats and therefore monsters.
It's only now that I realise they are TIE Fighters.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I use title tags like little private conversations with the board.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Not so private now, Mr Lemon.
*will check for it on every one of your posts*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# There should be one for all my new threads.
I sometimes do them on pearoasts as well. Good luck and godSCIENCEspeed
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Jet propulsion!
Awahoooo
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# heyehey
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Hohoho!
Meeeeerrrrrrrrrrry Christmas!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# i got confused for a minute then.
But merry christmas back at cha
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Christmas on the board must be really strange...
I am quite looking forward to it.

How's today?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Today is shit.
And Christmas for me shall be weird this year, i have no idea where in the world i could be.

How is your today?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# My today has been Strangely good... o_O
Like, I got up at 6:30 spent 11 and half-ish hours at work but really enjoyed it...gaaah!
I also had fun on the bus and did some baaakings which was awesomewicked.

Why is today shit for yoou?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# b3ta isn't the place for explaining.
Some wanker will only make it worse.
But sounds awesome! :D
Pics of what you made?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# OH NO
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Who can recognize everyone in the pic? You'll get a treat.

CFfuckinghuge
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)
# CRU!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# CRU!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Is it the WU-TANG CLAN?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
no...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
# D12?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Who?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Errrrr
is it the who?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# the what?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I have not the foggiest
But I likes the idea.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
# :]
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:39, archived)
# CLUES!
GIVE ME CLUUUUUUUUUES
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# There are plenty of visual clues.
And the fact that they're all gayshift members is a clue. xD
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Perhapsh
But I shtill knowsh not.

:(
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Sokay.
You can has cookie. :]
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# :)
Me like cookie.

Especially.

ON TOAST.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# My first is in Oboe but not in canoe
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Bollocks?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# B
B

It's a B!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I'm sorry, but the answer was a reed.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Either that or John Darwin
/shite
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I think the one at the back is a lightbulb filament.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Whutt!?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# who the hell talks upside down
no one talks upside down
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I do.
Sometimes.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Except Colin,
Colin.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# no i talk right way up like
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Fact 1 about the mysterious Colin
Colin talks the right way up, occasionally with a Northern twist.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# buildin' up a factfile about me huh
look if you want to sex me just go out and say it
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# But Colin, I am not a cat
and therefore it would never work for you.

:(
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# damnit
what a waste of time, thought you at least had cat ears
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Mum says I look feline
but only because I lack a proper person's nose and have a faaairly wide cheekbone bit.

Maybe I could get stick on whiskers?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# And because you lick your own bumhole.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I wish I was actually that flexible.
*sigh*


Not because I want to lick my bum, just because being bendy would be fun and useful and I don't mean sexually.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Yes.
*nods*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# You do mean sexually don't you.
Because if you could reach your bum you know what else you could reach...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Oh that's disgusting!
Blerrch
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
# OH NOES.
I MUST HAVE DROWNED.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I think we are waiting for you.
You are a slow swimmer.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# NATURALLY,
BECAUSE IM A BUNCH OF FUCKING LEMONS.

I HAVE NO AQUATIC PROPULSION! :P
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# It goes
Cockweasle, Ohhh I forgot his name :(, no idea, Yourself, Mofahahaha, Pineapple, could it be a Ttssattsr?, maybe Jeru and then a miscellaneous top hat.

*punctuates appallingly*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# FACE!
What is your new creation? Is it wearable?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# If I like, threw it at you, some of it would stick...
so I suppose, yus.


It's better than clothes though.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Result.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# What the hell?!
I feel insulted.

That's clearly ke/ba/b or however the fuck your puctuate his name.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Ohhh yeeeah
Dang nabbit.

Sorry I vanished earlier, I was doing some icing then lappy died without me realising.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I actually went downstairs and did the washing up for ages so didn't really realise until I got back anyway.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Wahey, I did some washing up too.
*chore five*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Now I'm trying to work out how the fuck you use Blender.
I think I'll just have to install 3dsmax because this makes no fucking sense.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# YEAH I TOTALLY UNDERSTOOD ALL OF THAT
*doesn't understand any of it*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Will it blend?
NO IT FUCKING WON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE A SHIT 3D PROGRAM YOU FAT AMERICAN BASTARD
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# if there was a gayshift bash it would be in a bucket of lamb's piss and outside of a goat's pussy.
hard thrusting police.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# ALSO
Fuckhoses
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# CLANSOUL? PINEAPPLE
eerr Davehat? cockweasle, you, err. gmos?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Am I there?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I see Cockweasel, TITSARS, Postbear, tahkcalb, Rapitinui, and GMOS
BUT NOT HANKE. SEVERE LACK OF HANKE, ASHALLY.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# HOW COULD THEY PARTY AND NOT INVITE US.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Ack
serious fuckup. This important omission and a few others will be addressed shortly.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)
# i am sad. this party would be nothing with out me.
YOU HEAR ME MOTHERCIUNTERS?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Did not know what you looked like.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# QUITE HANDSOME
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# ALSO:
THE ATLANTIC OCEAN WOULD BE REALLY FUCKING INCONVENIENT FOR ME.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# I shouldn't drink so often
EDIT: I'm also taking the piss out of my own lack of 'shop skill :D

(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ARGH NO
wtf r u doing u quim
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# OH HAI LEMONS
HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# OH HAI THAR
I forgot to get timetables

AND NOW I DONT KNOW IF IM WORKING TOMORROW TODAY OR NOT :(:(:(:(
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# ALSO:
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Whats it counting down til/
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# At a guess
Id say Turtle On A Bus.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# He's gonna be waiting a long time
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Yay! Banks have gone to the seaside so lots of fun times not working
:D

I am killing americans, it is mega fun :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Exactly like that
They are saying that they are so good but I am coming out on top every time
I has teh skillz
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# RE: YOUR SIG..
PLS SEE MY SIG. KTHNX.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# you lemon bastard!!!
I managed to get 10 assists on cods on one game, and the americans thought it was funny to try to do an english accent, they were stupids
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)
# You should have just made unintelligible threats in a thick glaswegian accent.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I cant do glaswegian
I can do kent or yorkshire and thats about it
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# All you need to do is mumble, but do so very angrily and loudly.
That's glaswegian.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Eating biscuits and drinking, you?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Touche
Carry on.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# gary glitter is a "child molester".
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# In the same sense that Saddam is 'a bit dead'?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# that dirty duck!...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaahah
Right my brain has had about enough
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# hahaha!
This is fantastic.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Is that the HWG?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# HWG?
WTF?
ROFL.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Lol, I no.
He looks well mental, he could well have a gun.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Mental indeed
Especially when Inverted MegaGlitter has Inverted RandomMegaBlackDude at his side.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Cryptozoology turns up some weird stuff.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Prob'ly bindun.......but WTF?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I have been reading about the KING OF HERRING
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Probably Asia somewhere......
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I'm more interested in the DEEP SEA GIGANTICISM.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# ?????
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# DEEP. SEA. GIGANTICISM.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I can read....wotsit mean?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Sorry,
I was going for dramatic emphasis there.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# In zoology, deep-sea gigantism, also known as abyssal gigantism, is the tendency for species of crustaceans, invertebrates and other deep-sea dwelling animals to display a larger size than their shallow-water counterparts.
Examples of this phenomenon include the giant isopod, the Japanese spider crab, the king of herrings (an oarfish of up to 11 m), the seven-arm octopus, and a number of squid species: the colossal squid (up to 14 m in length), the giant squid (up to 13 m), the robust clubhook squid, the Dana octopus squid, Galiteuthis phyllura, Kondakovia longimana, and the bigfin squids.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Ohhhhh.... I SEEEE....
Why didn't ya just say yer a MOD & be done with it instead of being a smartarse???

peace.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I'm not a mod.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# So yer a smartarse......(process of elimination)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Please don't hate me.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I don't bud...........just kiddin'.
All the best to you & yours.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# yeah,
a lot.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Hey, do you think that the king of herring is a really cool fish?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# oh yeah.
and note that he was found on fishbase.

(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# instructions: how to kill a robot....(shoot repeatedly in the head)...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I love this :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I just saw that video you linked me :D
Aces!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Have a look through the site, there's some priceless stuff on there :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Not tonight, but I shall :D)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!
*autoclicks*
chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# also works with people
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# does not work with cauliflower
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# ...people...yes....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
# aha...my evil twin...
...:D.......:D.......:D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# [/:-)
Remember, evil spelled backward is "live".
And we all want to live, don't we?

*bwahahas while everyone looks confused*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
# buwaha ha ha ha....
....noted, and filed.....:D.....:D....;D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# It does
you just need a lot more bullets.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# noes they just grow more brains
the more you shoot them the more they grow
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Their brains are made of bullets
AICMFP
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# that's zombies....isn't it?...
*edit...2muchk.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I hope he cooked that stomach before he ate it!
Else he'll get rather ill!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# no he didn't...
...(i took it out because it had too much k for the board...it's an old animation...before i read the faq)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# :O To the doctors with him!
Ohhh I see
\\\\\\\
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# The trick is to shoot the base of the brain.
Hundreds and hundreds of times.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# great great great
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Nice one!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Woo
I heartily endorse this animation.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# HELL YEAH
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I've just spent four hours making a Red Alert II map
involving lots of Yuri's Revenge gatling bullets, for player four

That is ace
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# thanks...you're all angels...(or dead boys?)...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ROBOTS CANNOT RESIST ANTI ROBOTS BULLET
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# BUT THEY BUILT THE HEAD INTO ITS ASS!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)
# *PENYOW! PENYOW!*
*BULLETS*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Fucking hell! Nine hours, no post!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:10, archived)
# FUCK YES I AM THE BEST AT COLOURING


It's not my b3taday anymore D:
Goonight everyone!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Pfft!
STAY INSIDE THE LINES MUTHAFUCKA!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)
# But I lieks to do my own thing :[
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)
# LINEIST!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I liek lines
But they are not as good as colour bits.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I present you with a win.
You earned it.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I shall wear it everyday :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# You should!
That and nothing else!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Way ahead of you :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# GOODNIGHT SEXY.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Not now.
I yam le tired.
lololololol
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# FINE.
I SHALL PUT THINGS UP YOUR BUM SOME OTHER TIME.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
# WUT.
But that is my special area only I am allowed to do that go away D:
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?
I FELL ON IT.

HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?
UH I FELL ON IT?

HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?
I WAS BORED.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Was Scrubs on today?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I missed that episode D:
I like it
And the one where the guy's colon has a really great idea :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Not seen that one
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Smart Colon?
When?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# A guy has a lightbulb up his bottom.
And Kelso wants Dr Cox to get someone to take it put because the person is very rich.
Or something like that.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Oh right!
With Dr Cox Turk and Dr Jan Itor! And not forgetting the star of the episode, the balloon :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Awesome :D
I still have not forgiven the US writers strike for cutting short all of my favourite shows!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Same!
DH was really short D:
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# DH?
I know that Reaper upset me....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Desperate Housewives.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# You are an idiot or a woman....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Probably the latter...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)
# The long hair would suggest so ;)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I resent being implicated in this.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Cut your fucking hair then you hippy!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# No you grow your fucking hair, you working class twat!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)
# You can fuck right off!
How many Working class people do you know who are semi retired at 23?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
# All of them.
Lazy cunts.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I seem to remember you once referred to me as a very ugly girl.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Consider yourself lucky I didnt judge you as if you were a man!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Well technically It's just started sa for some reason you get the candle a day before:P
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Yay!
Silly b3ta :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
# OH NOES YOUR CANDLE HAS BEEN EXTINGUISHED!
BURN IT SOME MOAR!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Bees don't burn trees :(
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Maybe not where you are
But have you seen the bees in sheffield!!!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# The Nottingham house is now the best pub in sheffield
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# The name of it says a lot for the pubs
in Sheffield ;)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# BEES BEES
don't burn trees
they just singe them
with their knees
?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)
# And when they are finished,
they eat cheesy peas....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# While paying their university fees...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:18, archived)
# And making toasties: ham & cheese
 
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Cheese has already been used,
you lose ;)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# That kind of news gives me the blues
Damn the silly words I choose
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# And drinking their booze with Gruff Rhys...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Jones who has very nobbly knees
:D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# And has sailed seven seas....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Which brought him alot of ghee(s)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# And he never met any punjabis....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Excuse me while I paint my frieze
 
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# oh stop being a tease!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# FACT©
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)
# May your kitten dream of thunderbolts and Super strength lager
it's the sweetest thing i've beheld all day :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# NAH-NAH!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Yay!
This is still all kinds of awesomes


That didnt quite work :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Thanks :D
*glee*
Edit: ahahaha XD
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)
# b3ta-est picture ever?
that's adorable
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:15, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Yay
that is woo :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)
# :D
*slurps tea*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Woo!
Quadruple amputee cat gets the milk :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# filling up with tea
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This is win :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# teacat
has a tea
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# As do I :D
*slurp*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# AN UNUSUAL THING HAS HAPPENED
IT IS MOST UNORTHODOX
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# subtlety, my man
subtlety
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I overlooked subtlety and went for the largest i could fit on my monitor
without it pushing the next image onto the line below.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# my moniter is bigger then yours haha!
:D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# What resolution?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I dont know
13?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# His head and body dont fit properly
:D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
#
STRECTCH ARMCATSTRONG, STRETCHYEST OF THEM ALL
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's my usual lunch!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# ha ha....
...suck it up!...:D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
# *slurrrp*
:D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# *waves*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)
# *waves
harder*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Goodnight
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# goodnight kitty...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Hahaha yay for massive cats :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Not historical, not technically a robot,
but the visual concept just amused me, sorry...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I fank U!
Cheers! ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# no problem it fell in the pit i dug a pit as a child
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I don't even understand what I'm saying
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Moar whiskey!
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Hahahah, I haven't had nearly enough.
But not whiskey.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Pfft!
DEAD MICES!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# PHWOAR!
You know just how to turn me on!
'Ning sir
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Not too bad young blood.
And yourself? Hows the girlie?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I'm pretty good, thanks!
I got back from the pub a few minutes ago, some guy saw me drawing some Gimposaurus (yes, I draw in the pub) and he wants me to design some stencils for a surfboard company he's with.
:D

And she's great, she was here just today!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)
# You? In a pub?
But you are 12 surely! How did that vector go for you? Got a link to the final copy?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Hahahah, I'm 16, silly.
And it's a small village pub, meaning we can get away with murder providing we clean the carpet afterwards.

He loved the vector.
And aye, I do:

Click for bigger
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Nice one!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Thanks! :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# it's perfectly straightforward
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Well yeah I get what you meant to say,
but how did you manage to make it say that?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# i wanted to say it concisely
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# So did the restaurant who made this receipt:
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)
# hahaha
gets my vote
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# it's historical in that it happened a while ago :)
also pfffft, is ace
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Heh, most sinister of the Romanians
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I still love this.
The pic that is. Not the film. Of course, I may like the film, I haven't seen it.

Did you make it to Whipsnade?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# you won't like the film
no one does
it's quite spectacularly terrible
/managed less than 20 minutes of it
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Fair enough,
I haven't managed 20 minutes of the first 3 so ya know....
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# No
you lot are useless:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Haha!
This has been done to death, but I still like this! :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# ^that^...
...is classic!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
NosfeR2D2?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# hahahah
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Dont talk to me ginge ;)
It came to me in a moment of inspiration....
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# where's my llama song chords then?>
eh?
eh?
:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I sent them to you Damn it!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# where?
email/gaz?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I can't remember.
I imagine it would have been gaz, but possibly e-mail....

(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# fuck
i don't have them
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh that's MUCH better as a visual joke, now I feel I failed in possible visual punnage, you swine!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Sorry :(
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# nicely
SOrry quick TJ before bedtime. Just got a pop up for an 'IQ test' and saw this question.



I was under the impression that it was 2 of the unclean animals and 6 of the clean?

I'm also impressed that they can tell your IQ from 10 easy questions.
They do ask for your mobile number though so maybe if you enter it in and press send they send you a text costing a tenner with the message 'Your IQ is @There's one born every minute'.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# You watch too much QI ;)
Let me grab my bible....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)
# No Sunday School:P
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)
# it's a trick
it was Noah, not moses*

*except it wasn't, as it didn't really happen
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)
# OH dear god!
I must be tired!

I think that's my cue for some well deserved kip
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
# 7 of the clean.
Three pair and one spare to watch as they said.

And what Micto said obviously.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Did the include spores, mould and Chris Moiles?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Wasn't it
2 to shag
1 to take photos for The Star
1 to enter the Big Brother house
1 to tell the unclean animals that what the first two were doing was entirely different from the filth they we doing
1 to waggle a tamborine
1 one to rule them all and in the darkness bind them
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# 0.
Noah, not Moses.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
# You've already established with your other posts that you're not the smartest guy here
why would you post this as well?

It seems so unnecessary.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)
# 7 (possibly 7 pairs) of the unclean beasts for Noah, not teh Mosenator.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
# oh i like this
*i like this*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:18, archived)
# everything is history if it already happened.
Photobucket
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:02, archived)
# Bad Babysitter


Click for bigger (133KB)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# :)
"jokes are better than technique"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# "I've got my boyfriend in your shower..."
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# That's a superb seamhorse
 
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Aaah thank you.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)
# memehorse!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Hahaha awesome!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# i'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower
OOPS, i'm making six bucks an hour.

track 13 disc 2 on Ntwicm 48 or 47.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# TOO SLOW
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# :(
can i make up for it by telling you that Crazy Rap by Afroman was track 14?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# ...
yes
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Pfft!
I used to fancy himher
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Basratron!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Tottenham are Cunts.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)
# it fell in the pit i dug a pit as a child
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# can i help you there?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# What does it mean I'm confused as a child digging a pit as a child in the pit I dug.
Help me I'm falling.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# some kid burnt my neck
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# i was thinking the same thing
maybe his leg had just fell in the pit i dug a pit as a child
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Competing for the supreme good taste award
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i dont understand it fell in the pit i dug a pit as a child hahahahahah "it fell in the pit i dug a pit as a child"
i didn't like it fell in the pit i dug a pit as a child
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# *chuckles softly*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# What does it mean? it fell in the pit i dug a pit as a child? What!?
I'm really quite confused.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# these appear to be onan's special forces.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# NSFW Milestone Thing

+++SERIOUSLY, DO NOT CLICK FOR BIG IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE MY COCK+++
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)
# you'll have someone's eye out with that
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Worth the wait

Congrats!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
# this was a rushed alternative to the plan
but i now have time for a proper go for 50k
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Rushed?
Its been months!
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
# hahaha. finally, congratulations
i can see why it took you so long getting it out
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
# That's quite an extensive...
library you have.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
# that's only a small portion
*ahem*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Is that it?
That is disappointingly small.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
# it thickens up
on demand
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
# A new career
as a chimney sweep beckons.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
# *makes puppety squeaking sounds*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# *faints*
Edit: Phew I am OK now.
*clicks*
*looks again*
*faints*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
# i am now starting to question the sanity of posting that image....
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I have just saved it to my B3ta silly file
Your only hope is if my PC dies between now and next weekend before I do my next backup.
It gave us a laugh so it's wins all round.
Edit: I might tempt fate by what I've just said so I shall back it up to my speedstick :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
#
B3ta silly file
private erotica collection
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Pfft I don't have one
but I shall create a subfolder for it now and Micto's willy shall be the first file.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# So where did you save my 7000th then?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Refresh my memory
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# i want to reply to this post
but don't know what to type...

...congrats (i guess will do for now)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Ah you appear to be one of those people that don't seem to have a problem
maintaining a long distance relationship.

Congrats.

EDIT: 500 to my 40k.


EDIT EDIT: Dear god! My fucking eyes!!! Tom Sharpe books?!:O
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# OH FUUUUCK.
Congarts, Micto.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# that's a big fence
.....congrats
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# you took my advice i see :)
congratulations and HAHAHAHAHAH :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Thread 'em like beads
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)
# HAHAHA WHAT?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)
# IT'S A PICTURE OF HIS PENIS
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A ROOSTER BUT I WAS DECEIVED
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I have to admit, I also suspected fowl play.
*titter*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
I used to really fucking like you Mictoboy!

Now I find out you are fucking ginger?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# i've always been ginger
crazy, huh?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Yeah, you're right.
God is Crazy. But to think, if it were not for gingers, I might be racist ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# AH FUCK MY BEAUTIFUL EYES
AH FUCKING HELL
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# ZE GOGGLES!
ZEY DO NUTHING!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# you won't need eyes where we're going
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# averages out at
1 post per hour since you joined.

holy feck
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# last year
for a while i averaged over 1000 posts a week
i hated my job
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ahhh
understands now.

maybe your a bit less weird than I though
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# i'm really not a post-aholic like some
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA CHRIST
Congratulations!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Must take you ages to put a rubber johnny on.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# don't need 'em
i prefer to bagpipe
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Thas beautiful,
it's wrong and well done and slightly disturbing, to me that is beauty, well done! ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)
# hahahah. what a FANTASTIC
expression.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Ooh!
Are they Discworld novels on the top shelf?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# well, at least your thriving tapeworm colony can stretch out when they want to.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)
# EPIC!!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# 'Ning all.


Made this for elsewhere but wanted to share with you lot.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Ok who's smoking?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
# the one whos legal now
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Ah the one giving people paedophilic thoughts?:P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Is she actually legal yet?
I really dont know
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
# She is,
I think she was 18 earlier this year.

Apparently.

I haven't checked, officer.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
# yes, i believe there were some snaps taken on her 18th to prove the fact
i'm sure google will provide if you're interested
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *Googles*

*studies hard*

*sleeps*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I thought she was 47.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# She is now,
she ages a year everyday or so, some kind of witchcraft, supposedly.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)
# she's always been legal
in cambodia
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Doesn't really help when the poster designers
use Tattyswap to enlarge her bussom when she is still underage. Shame on them.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Lol horses
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# lolz!!!!111eleven
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)
# LOLZ
Boxes
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)
# That
is the best thing I have ever seen.

It wins the internet.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Arf
I used to visit alt/rec/sheds on newsgroups (gawd that seems ages ago).
It was very tongue in cheek but there were people there who actually took it very seriously.
It made for some hilarious reading.
I wonder if any B3tards started out there?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
# i remember it
but it always seemed too much of a commitment to read regularly
and you're right: any mention of 'on newsgroups' does seem an awful long time ago now
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Oh yeah?
How about ALbino Black Sheep?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Same school year as me i believe
And i'm 18, nearly 19 now.

Anyway, FUCK she's hawt. (I'm talking about Hermoine here, not Harry)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Hey there,
I'll just add to the b3taday congratulations. Have some cayke.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Yays
cheers
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Pfft!
God bless Atmosfear!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# harry potter and the haircut that was given after mum had one cider too many.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Last one for the trippy people
I might try a 'proper' pic now...

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
# You should gaz that to Proj69
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Haha!
Was that the one moaning about mongy pics that 'should' be linked?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
# No he's the one who gets headaches when he sees these type of thing.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Ah, cool
I shall have a lookie rind.

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Haha!
Ignored now :P
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# tell me again human!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I hope this hasn't been done :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Gender Bender?
Woo!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# yes, all seems to be in order here.. wha?
perhaps one with something in the henry vacuum cleaner range might be good too. they are robots, right?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I was just thinking the same thing:)
EDIT: Yays I was looking at our wikipedia entry and found this:
On 31 May 2008, the biggest "bash" so far took place in Earls Court, London.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I do concur with you both,
and it is something I considered, but I figured they werent :)

Have a pic of my nephew as compensation:

www.b3tards.com/u/67a65da9325cc9b514a8/dsc00052.jpg
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# are they meant to look like yoda?
sorry. i'm sure he'll turn out perfectly normal in the end
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I think they are, although I have only seen 2 newborn babies closely. But the first has grown into a good looking young chap :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# When does he get his body?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I'm not sure.
He was born in Northampton which is all backward like.

I have no frame of reference....
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I remember going there for a bash
There's a great shop called Sofa King. With the boast 'Our prices are Sofa King low.':)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
# My bro lives there, and I have also been for a bash there....
In fact, it is the only bash I have ever made it to....

Were we there together? Cheeky Boys birthday?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Northampton bash 2006
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Was it around the end of March?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of that robots name....
not aiming ot be offensive to our homosexual brethren of course.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i did 'see what you did there' with it. it was good
and if i were try to insult our homosexualist brethren at this point, they would merely need to point 2 threads down, where i commented on the attractiveness of the first man in space...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Sorry,
I wasnt accusing you of being offensive, I was referring to myself referring to the gays as benders.

Sorry.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# no, i didn't think you were. nothing to apologise about
continue as you were, sir
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Oh ok then.
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT! ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is the Bismuth that makes it ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# have you got
every swearing combination saved up "just in case" ???
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Why dont you just
FluorineUraniumCarbonPottasium Off with your questions!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
# no, just the two
they're old. but something reminds me i have them now and then. actually, i could probably write some kind of generator for them, couldn't i?

you missed your thousandth post
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I know
and I'm livid :(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Don't worry, I missed every milestone post and b3taday
Untill my 5000th and 2nd b3taday today
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
# you could've always done a mictoboy/mlctoboy
whose 'temporary' milestone-avoiding account has passed its first milestone of its own
edit: clearly, this has brought him out of the woodwork
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Thank you for being kind.
There was I thinking it was quite amusing :(

Ha ha ha! It is nearly as bad as my attempts at animation :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Well I thought my great fire sgt bash down there was quite amusing

I dont know why the colours fucked up when I loaded the images in gimp, the sheep was meant to be white, and the blood red and orange.. hmmm
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I just spazzed down to see it.
I'm afraid I don't get it :(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Great fire of london.... robot wars
..... :(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Sorry, I didn't even notice Sgt Bash! Arf!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# It was a terrible effort!
But at least im trying!
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Yes, you are very trying ;)
Fancy some iSketch?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
# err not right now, im watching the football
yeah I know... lol football etc...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew there was something fishy
about that building. Now I know what it was

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# win
.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# apparently
not
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Was it the beeping noises?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# yep
that and the ever so camp gold-coloured building just to the right
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# arfages
well noticed
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Alfeges you say?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# alfeges?
Is that like Selfridges, but with added humour?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# You seen the price people pay for clothes in Selfridges?
I find that fucking hilaious!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# and they don't even sell fridges
i was appalled
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
# MAKE THE HEAD ROTATE FOR 100% MORE WIN.
Flashing lights and humorous stun gun japes are a bonus.

Also: I like this.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# you're mistaking me for somebody
with talent
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# :(
*RUBS WITH TALENT WAND*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# is
oddly aroused :o
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# It does that.
Pay no attention.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# are there any
side effects?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# prem ejac
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# oh :(
runs away from talent wand
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# *SPURTS*
OH GOD....
*SPURT SPURT*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# *runs away*
from We are the lemon
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
# You should really go see a doctor about that
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Strangely bindun
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# fuck cakes
:(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# *fucks cakes*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# not this poster, no :o
alrighty then, fucksocks :(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# now that's a quality
scrabble score
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# not as good
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)
# What the dick kind of a word is
Ffwffw? D:
Edit: Lol "monglyd"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# oddly
that's the first word I read on the board, and it was the word that made me go "arf" the loudest. It should be introduced immediately into the curriculum so that all may know the majesty of the word "monglyd"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
# :D
Welsh isn't a real language it's just to annoy us :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
# ban him
he's anti-Welsh

but to be honest, you're probably right
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
# i think it's welsh for
foo foo
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
# bloody cheats
its not in the online welsh dictionary
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
# sweet jeebers
that's, erm, unreadable. Impressive, but unreadable.

and edited to say, fuck it, I've missed my 1000th post. Right, got to wait another 3 years and post another 999 items of utter shite before I can unleash an hanimation befitting the 2000th posting
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# "Sulfur"?
Pesky merkins
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You fucker posting such a good pic just before mine :)

In related comment, I fucking hate Paternoster Square!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I don't see it myself.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# squint
it doesn't help, but it makes everybody around you think you've just squeezed lemon into your eye.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
# winnar!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] "Compliance!"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# MAX!
I did love him.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# is it just me
or does yuri look rather feminine there?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# you would, wouldn't you?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# he sure got dem purdy lips
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Anything with a pulse
with a pulse
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# whatsit with all the birthdays at the moment?
happy it, anyway
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Thanks :D
All the cool kids sign up on/around the 23rd of August
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
# An quick anagram of his name produces...
"I run a gay rig".
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I know it's shit - just stare at it
Think of it as an ink blot test.

After a while it gets scary and looks like a big gay lion with faces for a face.

EDIT: 'tis Blessed indeed - I'm just making a few of these in time for when some friends do acid.



(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# BLESSED!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# After staring at this for a while
I see Brian Blessed!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I JUST FED CHINESE FOOD TO A FOX, USING CHOPSTICKS!!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# aww
i want to believe you - is this true? foxes are great!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I swear to God.
Walking home from the pub with some Singapore noodles and a pair of chopsticks. I thought it was a cat untill it came really close. I was eating the noodles so I threw some on the ground and it ate them. So I threw some closer and closer untill it was close enough that I gave it some with the chopsticks and it ate it right off the end. Then some barry-boy twat came racing along the road in his car and scared it off.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Treasure this experience
I always say "hello Mr Fox" when i see a fox and the same for badgers :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I've never seen a live badger and only seen a fox whilst in my car.
It was awesome. I FEEL ALIVE.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I saw a badger in my garden :)
and a squirrel this week (which is strange as the nearest trees are about 60 feet away - but next door does put alot of peanuts out for the birds...)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I found a hedgiehog once
I fed it a biscuit and let it toddle away.

I was pleased for days.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# hedgehogs are great
top tip if you ever want to eat one, wrap it in clay - all the spikes stick to the clay when cooked :) - don't eat them - they're lovely
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# :((((
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# well if you're starving and your about to die
and there are hedgehogs to be eaten...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# i caught one once
it fell in the pit i dug a pit as a child
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# i found a dead mouse in my pond (well its not so much a pond more of a plastic tub with a ugly statue of an angel my mum likes)
i left some rocks so stupid creatures can get out if they fall in... its in the compost bin - dust to dust and all that
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# cor

I've never seen a live badger in the wild.
but I guess they're much less common over here
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i know!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# What a lovely reversal of fortunes :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Hooooorselinkeeeeeerrrrrrrrr

that was mighty purple for me ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Did you eat from the chopsticks after that?

lolrabies
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Nah.
I left the noodles and chinese in the bush it ran towards. Hopefully he'll find it later.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# this is the best story ever
apart from the end bit
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# PX PLS
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# YER, DEFFO PLS
MUST SEE.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Sorry,
I was too busy FEEDING CHINESE TO FOX, WITH CHOPSTICKS to take a proper picture.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Dick.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# That my friend
Is fookin BEAST!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Pics or it never happened.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I tried to take a picture on my phone but it just came out all black and shit.
My heart's fucking pounding.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Aw, at least you tried.
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# don't worry, if it's chinese food, the fox will be back in 10 mins for more.
plenty of time to get the camera rigged up properly ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Great,
now all I need is a camera. And a rig :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# that will be the msg
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# My arteries are hardening too.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# haha calm down it was only a fox
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Yeah but,
A FOX
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
#
+y lady
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# There was one in my garden the other night, which isn't particularly spectacular as it's a countryish commuter area.
However it was in the front garden, which is totally exposed, about a metre away from a fully lit road, at about 9 o'clock while it was still light enough to see with the naked eye.

But then a car scared it away.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# This was right on the main road too.
On the pavement. I blame global warming and the nanny state and saturated fats.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Like an urban fox!
Oh wait..

Err...er

Like a fucking immigrant...or something
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# That's awesome
Foxes are the only reason not to bomb the suburbs
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# This is melting my brain to the extent that i must sleep
GOODNIGHT O WONDERFUL b3ta!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Can I play too?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# :D
That one might work as well...

I'm trying to make trippy people go insane through the medium of Blessed and Partridge :P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# and a noble cause it is...
.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Too right
They're cunts.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Playing with new styles...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I likes :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Thank you.
:]
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Nice, I like the eye
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# It's nice
the tilted angle works a bit anti-static
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Anti-static?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# yep ;)
the image gets a bit dynamic from the tilting ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Ahhh
hahahah.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# searching for gold
yay
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# :]
I like your icon's...hat, too. :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# i zoomed it and it looked like a bum doing a poo
so i drew the rest of the body
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Hahahah
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# That's the look of someone that broken something!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Hahahahah
Yes, it is. :D

Also:
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Cayke!
thanky
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I wish I had real cayke now.
:/
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# aaaaw
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Do all your emo boys
wear bras?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# None of them do.
That bikini top is simply an illusion. Or an allusion.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Oh right
Must be all those memories flooding back to me then...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I'd say probably, yeah.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# happy 6 years of your life wasted
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# This is good for a dork like you.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Thanks. You big numpt.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# SEE, I COMPLIMENTED YOU. THAT IS THE LAST TIME EVER.
DORKUS MALORKUS.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# OH WOW!
A COMPLIMENT! HOLY WOAH!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I know, right!? It's like Christmas, only shitter.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# OMG totes.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# ACTUALLY, DORKUS MALORKUS IS A MAN WHO SELLS SANDWICHES AT GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# THAT'S LAME.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I always love seeing the 'Tea Ladies on Tour'
The do random festivals. Two guys dress as charladies with the dusters on their heads with a traditional trolley and urn selling tea:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# What's...wait, what?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# this
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Hahahahahah
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooh!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

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(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Oooooooh?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# yeah, it's good
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Ooh,
thank you. :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# You going to This Is Hardcore, KilKit?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I wish.
:[
You?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Probably not
but I feel like I'm missing out a little. I have some friends that will bring back some good war stories though if there are any.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Hahahah.
None of my friends are going, but I would like to. I wanted to see Comeback Kid, but it's now 5:30 on the day they were set to play. x]

I didn't know there were any b3tans in this area, tbh.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# :((((((
My friends were probably, definitely going to see Comeback Kid, I'll relate any interesting facts if there were any.

I would have been into seeing Paint It Black again. They're such assholes at their shows, it's great. There aren't many bands that are carrying on Fear's legacy anymore.

And yeah, I'm in Philly. Abandonship was too, but she's not around these days. I'm an idiot is up in New England and Dr. Dyslexia is way out in Washington. Shiksa is somewhere too.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Oh, yeah.
I've never seen Paint it Black live, but I would love to. I also wanted to see Fahrenheit 451, and No Turning Back.

Yeah, I knew Abandonship was in the States somewhere. But I thought pretty much everyone else was in England/Ireland/Scotland/Wales, etc.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Nope
Tahkalb and Postbear are in Newfoundland and Toronto respectively (I believe).

If we were all crazy internet weirdos and wanted to spend that much on air fare a gayshift bash could totally happen.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
# A gayshift bash would be aces!
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# is it a peg?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# What?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# it looks like a clothes-peg
you could sell it as a novelty one
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Hahahahah
It's not a clothes peg. But yes, I probably could.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Has she pooed her pants and is now trying to push the poo back into her anus?
You draw a lot of your people with their hands behind their backs and it makes them look furtive.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# It's just a quick way to hide the fact that I can't draw hands.
Plus I haven't figured out how I want the hands to look for this style yet.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# LOBSTER HANDS
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I don't even know if I can draw lobster hands.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# cute \^-^/
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Thank you!
^_^
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Awww
cyoot
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

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