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# Photoshop + Alcohol + 12.30am = Mildly Disturbing
(sbx, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# OOOORLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# This has less eyes
I find this comforting
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# although
the lack of lips is disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# FEAR THE SLIMY OWL GUMS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# They are not too bad.
It was the eyes that got me.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# *fears*
i got well and truly shit up by a barn owl once.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Ya Rly


http://www.zettix.com/3d-filter/
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)
# little nicky?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# orly?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# oral?
(sbx, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Orally?
.
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)
# $1.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# What can I get for ten dollar?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# The works.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Anything you want.
Minus 10 points.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I would like to give you $20
What will I receive?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# a subscription to christmas trees quarterly
and a small bag of slightly used paperclips
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# What would you like, ideally?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# My decisions made for me
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Can do.
Don't get a haircut.

Fork over the cash already.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# IT IS IN INTERNET MONEYS
Here you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)
# YOU UTTER GIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
#

edit: whoops, it was a tad large
Click for bigger (79KB)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Too many eyes!!!!
*fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# CAN HAS NIBBLE?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)
# AAAAAARGH
That genuinely made my skin crawl
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# OOORLY?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# *Mildly* disturbing?
Nicely done.
ALSO: I got my tablet out of the shed. REJOICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# DRAW A HOT AIR BALLOON, WHICH IS ALSO A RACE CAR.
You're only allowed to use 1 line.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# DONE
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# VRRRRM
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# You really captured it there
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)
# RAAAR

One line?
*sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I can see many lines
therefore you lose
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Trick of the light!
Jpeg compression artifacts!
ummm
*runs out of excuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Admit it
You have failed
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# OK
I succeeded in failing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# CHEAT.
Still, ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:27, archived)
# ooohh, now there's a thought
rummages through the attic, finds tablet, plugs it in, draws a magenta cock........

bollocks to it! I've just finished doing a disco for 60 seventy year olds........time for bed!
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# thank you.
you've just reminded me to take my tablets :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Useful and timewasting this b3ta lark
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# isn't it just?
i am starting to get a square arse from this stool, though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Sometimes I wonder
if I should be having real friends to stay up till this time on a saturday with.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i have
but they're all either skint like me or at home with their kids. not my idea of fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I am also skint
I have resorted to mending other peoples clothes for cash
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# i just sit at home and sulk
until one of my gang has a house party, which someone does about once a month. there's about 10 of us who alternate our party nights, it's great. last friday's didn't finish till 8 a.m.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# That is all good.
I plan to open my house when I can afford the beer
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# start a copper jar
i did that last year, it paid for my birthday party.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# That's the benefit of a laptop,
I'm on a nice comfy sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# the more weight i lose
the less comfortable my chairs get.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Lost weight must be replaced by additional cushions.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
# i have no cushions
i'm not a girly girl. supercar calendar, yes. cushions, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)
# You could get black ones with skulls on.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# i have lots of skulls. people tend to buy me them.
i've got a skull money box that's meant to be the captain of the titanic, in honour of my ancestor.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Supercar cushions!
"Oi! You're sat on my Koenigsegg!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# sod that!
veyron or nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Buy cushions
or use a jumper.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# a jumper may be a good idea
i only have one, but it's too big. sitting on it would mean i don't have to throw it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Problem solved.
So practical in times of money woe
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# necessity is the mother of invention
and the aunt of severe indigestion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)
# yep dun to a crisp
(chippy time travel agents, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] That's no space station...
Er...

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
# what film is that from?
looks interesting
(chippy time travel agents, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# RLY?
It's 2001 + Return of the Jedi.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Se Guevara

I'll go now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# SEGWAY
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)
# segway to heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Happy candleday!
that's just lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Cheers!
*chugs a beer*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Haha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I think this is my favourite thing I've done.
And I hardly had to do anything :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# 'tis ace!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# happy b3taday chief :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Grazi boss.
This has been, by far and away the most eventfull year of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Oh shit, yeah.
I'm off to Uni in a fortnight so I don't expect things to calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# i should really of asked this before but
where you going? to do what?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Plymouth, to do Biological Sciences.
Not my first choice uni but it is my first choice course, so I'm happy.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I'm glad you approve.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# damn straight
enjoy your candleday
i'm going to sleep now
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Night!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# One of my friends did biological sciences at Plymouth
He is now a science teacher and thinking of growing a mullet.

BEWARE.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Oh shit!
My Dad used to have a mullet and if science has taught me anything, it's that a mullet is hereditary.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# not just for christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Me too
how queer.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
# hoorays!
Although yours sounds more noble than photography.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Noble?
Geeky more like. I wish biology had the same street cred as photography.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)
# It has more potential to give something useful to the world
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)
# We'll see...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Surely more Nobel.....
*tumbleweed*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# And I officially finish my degree in a week or two.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Was it worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I got paid for this one, so very much so.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)
# How so?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# NHS training scheme,
they employ me to do the MSc. It's a pretty sweet deal, but I have to start working properly in a couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Does sound pretty sweet
better than burger flipping anyhow
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Does this look good because I'm stoned?


My friend used the term 'severe on the pier' and hence this was born.

This was the source photoshopfaceoff.com/img/ptsNWNwXw.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)
# That's very cool.
Good rain. "Severe on the pier" is going to replace "mad decent" as my phrase of the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
# OH FUCK IT'S MY B3TADAY
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
# HAVE A FUCKING HAPPY FUCKING FUNKY FUCK DAY, HONKY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I AM ANGRY ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I AM HAPPY ON THE INTERNET.
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# OH DUDE. OH. DUDE. THAT SUCKS MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# NOTE THE LACK OF COMMA. IT MAKES FOR A FUNNER COMMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I N-JOY IT 35% MORE BECAUSE OF PUNCTUATION!!
±
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# O;h/_th*^*^*^at'`s_-_+<R€AL{}LY_.[]C@@L.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# CLICK MY CANDLE FOR LAUGH-A-MINUTE-NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# CAN I JOIN IN I HATE THINGS TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# NO, I'M STILL IN A MOOD WITH YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
# will you be in a good mood
if i give you a smooch?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Are you Mila Kunis?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I look a bit like her
*lies*

Also I made you my friend AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Would you be willing to wear a mask of her face?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)
# To what end?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# The top end, pls. It wont work otherwise.
HAHAHA! YOU GET IT? YOU SEE?

Fucking A.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I hate it when the thread gets all squished
And yes. I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I look a bit like her
*lice*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)
# My hair is pretty similar if that's enough.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# IT IS.
WE TOTALLY GET TO HOLD HANDS NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
# FUCK YEAH.
If you're good I'll let you stroke it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# no
i make her look like a dog.

*may contain traces of delusion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# merry candleday, fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Fankoo
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Thnx
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Happy b3taday fella!
Thank you, and ........ IT'S MINE!!

;D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)
# You don't own it!
I'm going to get severe on the pier, man.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# that is beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Thank you.
It took me long enough!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# you should be pleased with it
the rain is excellent and the spray is perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)
# *skins up another*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# ah, that takes me back!
haven't had a decent smoke for ages! paranoia isn't fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# it looks great!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Cheers matey!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# scary
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)
# shopped pictures only etc
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# bet she could fit one in sideways
woo hoo! the best I am weasel ever is on right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# bananas?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# no
I.R. plant life. it's only a couple of minutes long, but it's my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)
# minutes is degrees which is angles.... Infared plant life is degrees?
i'm confused
infact
i'm tired and naked!
GOODNIGHT b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I.R. as in I.R. Baboon
goodnight, huggly skuggly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Infrared baboons are a menace to society.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)
# indeed they are.
fortunately, they are rare and susceptible to rainbows.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Whilst drinking their juice in the hood.
Gnite yawl.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# That looks less fake than McCain's smile
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I have no idea who she is
but it looks like there is someone standing behind her.... or growing out of her head!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Republican Vice President candidate
and hideously right wing evangelical christian nut-job
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)
# americans?
americans is not real! its only on tv!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Who describes herself as a bulldog with lipstick.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Also
Mong factory
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# would. who is it?
oh someone palin...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8718468
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# That looks like one of them weird camera pics!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# oh you shit,
I made this a few hours ago, but never got a chance to post it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)
# LOLITICS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# i thought we got rid of the government?
waste of space they are...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Ah, but every time one goes, another shows up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)
# DAMMIT!
*kills everyon... wait that won't work
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)
# haw haw haw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I don't know what it is...
.. but I do know I want to kill it. Now.

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# nice shooting!
I had a play with Wonder woman's face and...

Apologies if that's bad form.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:01, archived)
# sweet
no problem at all :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)
# My diagnosis:
symmetrical cheek tumours.
Woo, but terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# i certainly would.
that poor green fellow has impacted wisdom teeth. you'd be doing him a kindness by killing him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Aaaaaggghhh!
You're just too good at this.
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# oh dear lord that is exactly how i remember this show!
now do the monkey!
WooYay! (do a small 280 - click for big version too!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I looks like
Willy WOnka after eating a gooseberry pie flavoured chewing gum.

and well done! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Oh lordy
That's disturbing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)
# fucking hell
the jowls!

the beak!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!!
I won't sleep tonight because of this!

Oh, click.

You barst.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)
# !
www.b3ta.com/board/7642050
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Tell me more, tell me more...Did you get to Bas-ra?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# tell me more, tell me more
like does he have a scar?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# uh-huh, uh-huh!
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Hahahah!
let's see the next shot as they get the feck blown out of them by insurgents.

That bloody movie...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)
# At work, we had
a load of sound gear on hire to the Aussie army and they took it to Iraq. When they were driving, they managed to drop one of the pelican cases and some US troops came along, thought it was a bomb and took two attempts to blow it up. It was full of microphones.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# she's a vol-e-von
ooh ooh ooh - she's full of cheese, down to her knees oooh ooooh oooh
TJ : how can i see in the dark? (without the aid of a flashlight/the sun/moon on a stick/etc)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# camera with built in
nightvision?

is this a riddle?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)
# can't i get infa red bulbs or something?
i don't have an night vision camera
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Echo location?
I'm not helping am i?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# no :)
but its the thought that counts :D
how do night vision cameras work?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Infrared bulbs would just be heat sources, they wouldn't help.
You'd need an infrared camera. Or lots of carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)
# when i point my remote control at my cameraphone...
i can see the light... would that work? (its also how i test to see if my remote batteries are dead (i don't use the remotes so none of them have batteries in now as i can reach my hifi stand from here!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I'd guess that that's the remote control emitting some light, rather than the camera picking up infrared.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# i thought remotes where IR? (infa red)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I think so.
But if your camera can see it, maybe it's not purely IR it's emitting
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)
# do you have a camera phone?
point your remote control at it and press da buttonz!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Cor.
That's dead weird.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# see what i mean?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# are you wearing the "special" pyjammas?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# No, I'm using a regular phone camera which wont pick up Infra Red light, as I assume is the same for most cameras.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)
# does your camera do video?
bit strange...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)
# My samsung camera phone sees the remote light as a kind of purplish light.
But if I put the remote up near my eye and block out the ambient light with my hand, I see nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Yeah.
I guess the camera must have some IR sensitivity.
I don't think it'd work for night vision though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)
# should i buy an IR torch to find out?
(or make one myself)?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I vote: use microwaves instead of IR radiation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)
# wow if i open the door on my microwave and take a picture
i can see the inside of my microwave! amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# HURRR. That's because the microwave isn't on.
Even if it was, you'd see nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)
# wait wait
...its on fire... now what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)
# OH GOD. OH LORD. OH GOOD GRACES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Go for it.
Or take some pictures of hot things that aren't glowing, like an electric hob.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# If it's really picking up IR,
in theory it should see the difference between a cold hob and a hot hob.
Probably won't, but worth a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i'll have a look when i cook my bacon tomorrow :)
mmmm bacon
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# My cameras do.
Grill elements, anyway, as we have gas hobs here.

There's many a tutorial on the web about rejigging digital cameras to properly pick up IR. They can be a bit complicated though.
It usually involves replacing the IR filter with a piece of exposed film (blocks out visible light but not IR).
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Wow, works with my phone too!
Intriguing.
The light emitted by the remote looks light blue, if that helps?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# carrots.
lots of carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# i ate so many carrots i grew rabbit teeth :(
(see profile) - (near the bottom of the page)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)
# hahaha!
i've got those, too. i daren't fall asleep in a field for fear of waking up surrounded by druids looking for a place to worship.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Dwayne?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# heheheh
fortunately, i haven't got the bowl-cut anymore!
he-man hairstyle ftl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# p.s. are you doing a picture a day thingy to measure you weight loss?
(so far i've taken two pictures - ha ha ha - oops)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# no
i've got a lot to lose, so it's not all that noticeable yet. i'll have plenty of pics after my birthday next month, so i'll put one in my profile then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# DWAYNE DIBBLY!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# better than billy "granny killer" doyle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# As long as it's not MR. FLIBBLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# smeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeaa
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
i'm getting a mr. flibble t-shirt for my birthday!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)
# We're not crazy, you can let us out now!
I can't.
Why not?
Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here. Keep you here for ten years.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# can we see him?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# i played that
but i couldn't find the controller
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I imagine
it'll be somewhere in Lancashire.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# my wife is rubbish at directions :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# CUT HEROE!
*gets his scissors out*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# FLICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ARGH NOT IN THE FACE NOT IN THE FACE
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)
# *SMURFS*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)
# You smurffing smurffer!
smurf you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Yeah, so I like totally
smurfed SkUG, right in the smurfing smurf.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
# in the smurfing smurf?
....wait that wasn't me :o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Too obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# not for me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Well,if you are going to sniff at my offerings
I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# g'night ol' chum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Night night Manley
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# night night sir
*sniffs offerings*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# *sniffs his own balls*
*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
# *sniffs zhmei's balls*
*doesn't lick*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# *waves tail and looks interested*
EDIT: Woof?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# *walks away*
*pisses up lamppost*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# No, no
not at all obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Hah, good one
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)
# not done one of these for ages...

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)
# *wonders*
woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)
# A lady?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)
# yes
i've not done a lady in ages
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# *tells Melanie on you*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# surely that would be a good thing in a monogamous relationship?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# it is
young verity is just stirring trouble

*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# she's known for it in these parts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# *points at those parts*
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# she said they were a good size!
*runs away crying*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I would take his statement to mean
that queensuperspecial was not a lady.

Which is an untruth and a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# OIC
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# argh!
*hastily prepares cover-story*

good evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# 'lo!
It's OK really. Your secret's safe with me :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# :)
*phew*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# that's as maybe
but i'm telling
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# boooooooo
*doesn't care anyway**

*please don't tell :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# oi!
(Dsquared, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# *rumbled*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I say...
What ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Nice!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# :)
ta
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Wow!
That's hot!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# tried to add selected colour too
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# the crotch creases look very odd coloured blue
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# like i said before (if you saw it)
i'm no good at colour :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)
# oh my
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I love everything
but her face. looks kinda weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# agreed
it's her right eye i think

let's see...

edit: nah - i keep making it worse :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Just my 2c (hope ya don't mind).....P.S. *click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# looked better with da moon
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I think you've misspelt psychic there.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Sadly misunderstood
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i'm funny to you???
funny how?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Are you talking to me etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# well? are you?
punk?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] It's Furtive's fuckin' island.


And don't you ever forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)
# whhooooooooooooooOOOOoooooOooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooo?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Never seen this film, so i don't really understand it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I have
and I don't either.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)
# BOTH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)
# That's damned good.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)
# oh my!
Mick Jagger's mum on the right? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Woo hoo
That's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)
# EtonRoad
on the left?
(Smudger, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# She's out there, and she's looking for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Kill it with something sharp, hard and blazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)
# oh noes
I'll be having nightmares again
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)
# FUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Aaaaaarrgh
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)
# jesus!
she looks like the prostitute cousin that the coneheads don't talk about!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)
# FOUR tits?????
The 2 she was born with, the one on her head....& the one she MARRIED??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Text book BOBFOC.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Go on...
Reel me in, what's a BOBFOC?
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# body off baywatch
face off crimewatch
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Or......BOBFOK
Body
Of
Barbie
Face
Of
Ken
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# hahahah
not sure which is better
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# B-ody O-ff B-aywatch F-ace O-ff C-rimewatch
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Ha, excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Can I have the source before you put a dildo on the woman's neck.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# So's THIS bitch.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# That's the weirdest swimming costume I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Hah.....I'm just a CRAP shopper.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# always remember your list and wallet
and don't put eggs and bread at the bottom of your trolley
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# HaHaHaHa
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# ha!
great response
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Soup herb
That's a massive woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)
# i love that film
purely because mussorgsky's "night on bald mountain" is used. that is one of the best pieces of music ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Me too
I also love the mushrooms dancing to Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite (Chinese Dance)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)
# that is good
although the nutcracker is a bit light for me, night on bald mountain is great to listen to when you're stressed, you can vent all your negative energy whilst you listen to it. i love heavy opera!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# i've always known it as 'bare mountain'
meh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# i did for many years
until i won a c.d off classic f.m.
nothing great, who else is going to e-mail the competition answers at 4 a.m? stupid time for a compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# It's 4am. You're very tired. You've just hit upon the best image idea ever. EVER!
YOU NEED:

tastes like Red Bull
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# pff
i used to have a can of red bull with breakfast every morning. very not good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I could do with some of that.
Photoshop will take the edge off my Golf Rage.
/Shit at PSP blog
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I hope that isn't your best image idea EVER...
I used to drink a lot of energy drinks until I started having regular heart palpitations. Worrying, even though I'm not a fat bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# they fuck your kidneys, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I think this was my best image idea ever
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Unfortunately I don't get it
but I am drunk, and stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)
# this is made of so much win, my eyes are ejaculating
click
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Redex....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# i prefer to shop at sprout universe
or radish kingdom, at a push.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)
# You stick them down your pants and impress airport staff though can you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# i don't need to stick anything down my pants
my massive boobs usually impress them enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# No I can see courgettes wouldn't help on that one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# melons, however, may come in handy
as my boobs are shrinking :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# mine are getting bigger
and I'm a bloke!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# that means they're getting fondled more
more fondling = bigger boobs.
or so that nice gentleman told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)
# YOU CAN'T DUST FOR VOMIT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# It's such a fine line...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# i've been working down the cress mines
all the livelong daaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)

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