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(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# boobies
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
# boobies...
!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# she wants to put some clothes on, the dirty harlot.
i mean, boobies!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Breasts.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Tit.


(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Norks
 
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)
# wanking
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)
# hooters
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Nga'chug!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
# but does she spread
electro-gonorrhoea, the noisy killer?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hahahah
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!.
The board is good tonght.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I think you spoke too soon.
/my post above
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# hehehe.
When wagon's collide.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Yep :D
That was the idea :D
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)
# she don't look so clean...
...she's a dirty girl!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)
# That's just the Cornish pasty on her head.


(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)
# It can't be, Cornish ones have the crust on the side.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Ok then ...A pasty,
from whence it came is irrelevant.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Probably Devon.
Silly Devon.
When I was younger and couldn't remember it was called Hell, I always thought the Devil came from Devon.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Younger!!!!
Last month then!!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hahahah, I meant about half my lifetime ago.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# A little as that?
:P
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Yeah, only 8 years :O
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Does Bajoran Flu
cause the forehead thing?
*pulls hair to cover forehead*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)
# *points at holly*
UNCLEAN!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# He said I was
his first! *sobs*
First earth girl more like!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# you interstellar hussy!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Don't worry
You'll still get panderfawned on b3ta, even if you do have alien cooties!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Apparently
That was thanks to the Levodian flu and not at all to do with the lack of decent prosthetic makeup in the 60s.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# zomg
tl;dr
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)
# my first go at this vector lark


Click for bigger (76KB)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)
# and very nice it is.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)
# hear the larken harken to the barking of the dog fox...
...gone to ground...see the kingfisher, flashing through the water... and a river of green is sliding unseen beneath the trees,... laughing as it passes through the endless summer... making for the sea.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# you're making me want to picnic
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# That's a really beautiful song.
:D
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# my favorite...
...the word 'lark' set me off...blame pink floyd...:)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
# It's one of my favourites.
My others being Sorrow and Echoes :]
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Astronomy Domain is another great one...
...COSMIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Domine*
and yes, it's pretty good.
One of my first favourites, along with See Emily Play
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# what did you make it with?
and is it her out of harry potter?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# That's wonderful :D
Emma Watson if I'm not mistaken...
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# crikey!
they are all going nuddy from those films

what's going on man!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# sexy things
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# crikey!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Yep!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# but does she return your calls?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] First time 'shopper!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Good luck getting it to 88mph
:)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)
# A couple of JATO bottles might help
Or at least make a nice urban legend real.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# give it to the mythbusters
let them try it!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I'd watch this
Just to see a reliant hit a hill at a billion miles per second.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# oh hell, yes!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# That's what hills are for!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# hills are for rolling down
when you're very, very stoned.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# And for being alive with the sound of music.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)
# yes.
and sitting on top of to give you a good view of the surrounding countryside when you think there's a chance of zombies creeping up on you.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
Marvellous!

Mangetout, mangetout!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)
# that's pretty funny...
...but wasn't Mikey J. the short one?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I was just thinking that
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# lolz
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# ha ha ha...
...(funny)...:D
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Top fisting.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# *sniggers*
*goes to Hull*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)
# and back?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Wow, my first wooyay!
*frames*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)
# hahah
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# "GREAT SCOTT! MARTY!"
"ER, WHAT'S MY NAME?" *SHAKES*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# haha
ace!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Nice one.
I'd like to see the fecker get through that!!!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# THE GOGGLES.
THEY DO SOMETHING!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# It does.


Alien: Revolution ftw.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Alenin!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# You're very spangworthy tonight!


(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)
# it's the e-numbers
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I raise it with this:
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)
# The chicks dig it.
Then it digs them.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Aliens is far superior to Alien.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah
*breathes*
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# it bloody well is.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# It's a photo finish,
But I'd say Alien wins because it doesn't contain Newt's nostrils or the cruddy future-chic business suits.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# she is irritating
but what it loses with Newt, it makes up with Apone and Vasquez. everybody has their own reasons for liking each film, i wouldn't try to change anyone's mind. i just think Aliens is the better film.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Hudson FTW!


(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)
# stop your grinnin' and drop your linen ;)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
# We haven't had anyone controversial come and big up Alien 3 yet.
Which wasn't too bad either. I think the whole quadrilologiligy is just delightful.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Alien 3?
look down there a bit
*points*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Wow. We posted those Alien 3 comments just a minute apart.
Let's have alien babies together.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# okay
but i mate with my sixth tentacle
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# do your parents know?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i'm not sure
i ate them after my first pupation cycle
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I find now that the 80's "kill everything loudly and swear alot because it makes you much cooler"
stylings are a bit dated, whereas Alien is just as great as it was when it was released
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Good point Mr Toast.
All the "futruistic" things have been overtaken in reality, in only 20 years, than in the 57 yrs Ripley was out for.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i'm a true child of the '80's
i still love The A-Team, ffs.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Dated? Where would you like me to begin with 'kill everything loudly and swear alot because it makes you much cooler'
Black hawk Down? All the nineties' Vietnam films like Full metal Jacket etc

Aliens is a movie classic, just like Alien; it's simply the Alien concept done from a another angle
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)
# 1987 was in the nineties now?
(FMJ).
;P
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
The nineties were very flexible, a bit of the eighties here, a bit of the new millennium there
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Yes we know.


But each are good .
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# they are
i just prefer action to atmosphere.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I think Aliens mixed both
hence why it's a better film experience IMO
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# exactly.
i think Alien was a bit heavy on the atmosphere but lacking in action. Alien 3 had atmosphere, but it wasn't so heavy-handed. some of the characters were more in-depth, too.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Alien 3 seemed to veer off on a weird tangent
I didn't really understand the overall point why it was made. It seemed like a film devoted to claustrophobia and despair from start to finnish without any real impact anywhere
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i think that was the point.
Aliens had all the weaponry and troops, Alien 3 was showing how the same job could be done with a handful of unskilled and undisciplined men with no real weapons at all.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)
# You just want John Hurt to head butt the face hugger
TAKE THAT
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Darth Laid-her
That explains the heavy breathing
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)
# that's no codpiece
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)
# i find your lack of bulge disturbing
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# yeah
but he has no real legs by then, so something has to explain those two big pink things stuffed into his boots.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)
# he stole them from a mannequin
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Mannequin
Skywalker?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# oh dear god
i don't know whether to laugh or give you a damn good spanging!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# spanging
definitely a spanging
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I though it was just the bottoms of his legs that got chopped off?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Correct.
This pic is fine, legwise.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I did a fauce-par !
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# *spang*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# you gave him a par of fauce legs?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
# don't go making fauce accusations.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
# oh for faux sake
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Bootlegged Japanese rice wine?


(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# i don't
so there's no need to fauce the issue
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# You need tofauce up to these things, though.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# fauce facts, as it were
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)
# just as one fauces one's fauce.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Oi! I fucking love it.
Wii version, though.

Farce as in the plays!!
Ahh! Woo!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Heheh, Leia's face does it.
TJ: because I have nowhere to use this right now (not related to this thread):


Singapore Grand Prix refference.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I don't understand what's happening here
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Barrichello throws his glove to the crowd,
but it flies to the opposite side, falling into the sea.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hehehe, that was genius
*Likes*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I'm sure it's very funny but it's impossible to see what's happening
Any chance of making it clearer, I can't find any video of this anywhere else...
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Haha, nice face work.
Woo
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Arfage!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Its using the trees....
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# biglolz
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Suits him!


(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# he has...
...human hands!........................................interesting!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Nicely shopped.
Woo
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Not enough kittens today
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Hahahahahaha marvellous!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Not worth own thread...


but mayb teh aliens has hiar dye?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)
# :D i saw no hands!
very very well done!

*click*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I see this wagon has rolled out again.


Nicely.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Nicely animated
 
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)
# this is the bomb !
that somebody set us up the, q.v.

we needs a way to thread bandwagons together the same way compos collect everything in one place

(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# i was thinking this
b3tadmins, we want tags and shit or sorts. (please)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I agree with the tags
then you could easily check if something has bindun.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# hey yes, tags
that would give a whole new multi dimensionality to the board ... we could flit between threads at the drop of a tag

i wish i could do programming rahter than just having smartarse opinions
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)
# aHahahaha
I likes very muchly :)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# "never mind bonzo,well find somewhere else"
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Ah more phillies:P
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Nice.
Woo!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# there fixed :D
sry bout that,i uploaded the wrong one
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Duly edited reply.


(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# if you hadnt have
edited your reply,i would have hunted you down and.......edited it for you :D:D:D
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# cwipes, I think they bally mean it, boys!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# The sign says clowns
not cunts
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# puppy kicker!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Wonderful
:D
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# CROMPO.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Wasn't quite sure.



(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# SETH.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Thats no shiny orb.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# oh i say, that's really rather good
/click

(also compo it!)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# yays
THat's lully
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Ooooh lawks
This is mighty fine. *clickety*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Nicely done.
Woo
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha nice!
*click*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# escher
is a genius,nice pic
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# yay
love that picture
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Superb.
Let's PLAYBALL!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# proud to be an MC...
...the Man upstairs...i hope that he cares... if i had a penny for my thoughts... i'd be a millionaire.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# one approves
of such imagery
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Arf!

(one of my rare FPs)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# ooooh
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Winnar!!!!


(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# D: I don't even know.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# ?
oh
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I had the biggest fucking sneeze ever the other day
Except it wasn't a sneeze
It was one of those sneezes where you think you're gonna sneeze but instead you walk around with the "I'm waiting to sneeze"-face looking like a compelte twat for about 5 minutes D:
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I think someone's probed your broab
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# That's my normal face.
:D
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Look at the sun
Works for me.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# The annoying thing is
I was.
So I was blinded and I didn't even sneeze D:
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# oh god another bandwagon
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# oh god another bandwago
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Im ill, stop mocking my typing errors
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Im ill, stop mocking my typing erro
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# >:(
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# erro?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# erro to you too mista engwishman
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# oh god another bandwag
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# oh god another bandwa
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# O go ano bandwago
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# oh god another bandw
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
#
to sneeze for the money shot
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAH
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
#


Click for bigger (192KB)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Haha, top stuff.
Nice touches with the posters.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# "is your dog a terrorist?"
:D
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# COWS.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# This is fucking good.
*click*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# heh
Magenta trunk
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# this is spiffing
shaving your cat, indeed !

have a purple seal of approval
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# :D
Most woo-ey :)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Phhfffft
Shaving your cat...



(*clicks quietly*)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha
The Budgie truth is out there!


EDIT: ZOMG!!! MY DOG IS A TERRORIST!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# hahahaha
yes
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# haha! Lovely.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] its a trap!


god i need 2 get out more

Click for bigger (160KB)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I need 4 get out more.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# can i have 2 please?
4 is greedy
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# No, I need them.
Have you got swapsies?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# no
D:
edit : in other news
GOODNIGHT b3ta!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# its a Trap*!
*, my hand is stuck
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# \o/
Go Ackbar!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# needs more jesus and the pope
ha ha "wank"
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# with apologies to hexachord from long taim ago
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# He can't resist me!
Why are people so fucking thick! I have my WIFI key posted on my office door, it has three exclaimation marks at the end. I think something like 40% of people can't connent as they think I've just put the exclaimation marks there for my own good.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# so fucking think?
hehe i spell thick like that sometimes too...
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# IS IT A KEY, LIKE BALANCED ON TOP OF THE DOOR?
I'VE BEEN FEELING AROUND THE TOP OF THE DOOR FOR AGES, I CAN'T FIND IT.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# did you dress up as a door again?
"touch my knob and pull"
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# You say this
But one guy when told the WIFI key was on the door, started feeling round on top of the doot for it!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I know.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# SPY!!!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# CONNENTING A.S.P.A.P.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# that funny
!!!

put another sign up with a thermometer saying:
your iq has to be this high to use this network
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# fake !
no bridge
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)
# did someone say bridge?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# hehhehehh
*chortle*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# its even the same helicopter! (type)
and i drew the ladder by hand :D
but i got fedup by the time i got to the bridge
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I was tempted to do I WANK TO RELIEVE earlier
but I had a wank instead
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# proper LOL!
Huzzah! :)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha
had to reread that a few times
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Russell Rocks!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# You only get an oooo...
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
I approve of this madness
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Bindun :(
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# good sir
you win on a biblical level
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I bet he could shoot down a few planes with those
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Haha
Fucking bonkers
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# haha!
God loves you, Bela Lugosi's Dad.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Damn growth hormones in meat!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# NEE NAW NEE NAW
im an ambulance oh imbalance... close
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Oh Baldy. Leave poor Hitler alone.
What has he ever done to you?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I bet he has a reich all time.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)
# That's hot.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
#
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# every so often, you just turn up and show us how it's done
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I'm like an elusive but benevolent religious guru.
Either that or the alternative doesn't bear thinking about.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Not that I tell this to many people
But screw it, it's going on an intynet forum, I was on a medication that made me produce milk. I came out of the shower one day, dried off, then noticed I was still wet around the chest area.
Quick squeeze and out comes weird milky substance.
I was almost turned on...
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Did you produce enough for your cereal each morning?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Sadly no
The Cravendale takeover stories were exaggerated to an unfortunate level.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I would like to congratulate you
for winning at Internet.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Scary Dave is scary.
and milky
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# its threefer sunday
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I WANT TO BE LOSSY.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# eveileb ot tnaw i
BEANS!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Snaeb?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# yes
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# this officially means
we can move away from rhyming with believe and go with "be [something]" YAY! (puts photoshopping hat on)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Works for me
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# everyone likes PIE ! ! !
get back in the pie and bake me some kitchen
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I WOULD BAN THIS IF I WASN'T AFRAID OF SHEEN.
NIGHT, B3TA.COM/BANNED.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# bans going to bed
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# i'm sorry i banned your bed
your gonna have to sleep on the floor
g'nite ttssattsr!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Guy's I've just broke my spanging pay.
Had anyone got one big enough to take the job on?!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# SHEEN, SHEEN, SHEEN, SHEEN, SHEEN etc.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# i like parker-bowles' lizard eyes
woo sir
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Unlurks....
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# i read that as beef...
BEEF ENCOUNTER...
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# You like an encounter with meat:P
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# he wants to meet meat?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# me wants to meet meat by the metre
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# meat meet by the meter whilst putting money in a parking meter
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# That would be quite a feat.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# reet
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# And a treat.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# which kind?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# the herd kind
*hides*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# *scans horizon*
*sees!*

*loads*
*aims*
*waits....*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# *ducks*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# *SHOOTS!*




*curses*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# *cackles*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
# We've got a FLAG !
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# TIS NO CLOSET ENCOUNTER!
WHERE IS GEORGE MICHAEL OR JOHNATHAN VERNON-SMITH?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I like
the new angle

click
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# A strange event is occuring...
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Get lost Nebulon, nobody likes you.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# This game of chess is all wrong.
Woo!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Royal flush! King me! Pass the pigs!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Ha!
You landed on Mayfair.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
#
wrong so awesomely right.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# It's like Battle Chess on crack and acid.
Reminisced by Jesus.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Playing chess on acid again?
A mighty fine hobby, sir.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# *a very high five*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Two eyed tentacle monster?
You're banned for tentacle porn. Furthmore, so is PHILIP JOLLY JACK.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I think maybe it is an octopus with the middle bit missing.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# it reminded me of a glass table
...with eyes and without the table bit
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# speaking of wtf?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:37, archived)
# If Octopods are in the Orangina advert, then you're perma-banned. Otherwise you're just banned.
:D
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Does it drink some strange liquid and grow giant tits?
If not, I'm not replying and retracting a click.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# when chess goes wrong...
part 2...
woo!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Argh! squid chess - that'll teach those little shits who are awesome at chess
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# SQUESS??
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Strange
That's normally how my games of chess end, too.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Looks like THIS thing when it was a kid.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# shroom chess
ftw!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:32, archived)
# you only have felt tips left?
:}
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Who cares anymore...


Also, first real post in a long time.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Banned for racism.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# YOU'RE BANNED!
*slaps your face!*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# His band?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# yes
his band is called slap your face, they're new hip and upcoming!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Why is everything getting banned today?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# YOUR BA... wait no your not...
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# YOU'RE AN INTERNET DETECTIVE AND ARE THEREFORE BANNED.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# *unbans self*
HA!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I will re-ban you twice as hard.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:17, archived)
# *BREAKS YOUR BANNING FINGERS*
ban that!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:17, archived)
# LUCKY I'VE STILL GOT MY BANWANG.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# *sharpens banning chainsawaxescissor*
...now you've done it!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Banned from what?
WHAT IS GOING ON
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# don't make me ban you...
(honestly i have no idea)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I hereby ban everyone from banning me.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# You banning everyone from banning you has gotten you banned.
sry
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Your banned!
...for your face!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# You're banned for using 'your' incorrectly. FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE BAN.
FEEL THE WEIGHT. POWER IS HATE.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# feel my pirate pant dropping power!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:31, archived)
# there is even a review (don't ask me whats being said in the video as i've no sound atm)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:34, archived)
# You are banned!
For grammatical correct'ness!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# B^U
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Where are their mouths.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# 8u
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Eighty yew.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Fake people do not need fake mouths
for they have fake psychic powers of speech bubbles.

Fact!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Maybe you could copy and paste some mouths onto them.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Or CDC's
you never know which is more fun!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Where is your question mark?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# It was a statement.
I wasn't questioning their location, but they are equivalent to the value of "where".
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# The joys of constipation.
Bindun?

(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
# That's quite a source pick you found
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Yup, just typed in "constipation" & it was the 1st one.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)
# WAY TO REPLY. YOU'RE BANNED.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Huh?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I'm a mod. Enjoy your ban.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I hope you get banned for that.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.com/banned
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Oh God
if i had just one wish... i'd wish for my life to be like your profile
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# top quality lurkage!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# My secret shame!
*hides*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# oh noes you doubled your post count!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I love you.
I'll ban you last.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# It sure is an absolute fucking winner!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:28, archived)
# As another mod
I would ban him but I'm too busy enjoying this complementary geariatric infintilism porn rob manuel sends us every week.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# what if someone else takes ttssattsr as a name, ttssattsr
or did you rename your OTHER ACCOUNT to preserve it
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Then I'll permaban whoever stole it.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# He has like 5 accounts.
All for name stealing.

I know this, I read it on a mens room wall.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# how do i know youre the real mrpineapple
and not just a ttssattsr-pineapple :(
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Because I'm not a cunt.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
# 8D !
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
#
p
   B
p
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I'm banning you for being like Shada, who is also banned for being a girl.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Croflin - banned for stupid name.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I CANNOT PUT A LOL IN YOUR NAME, MATT OVENLOL.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:30, archived)
# You fucking are.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
# You're fucking banned too.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Ban Ttssattsr, he's a dick.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# I'm already perma-banned, you douchefruit.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Yes
Have a click!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Thx.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# ....*plop*
it came from outter space... somewhere near uranus! lolinternets :D
i'm sleepy tired and its 7 o chicken, should i goto bed?
edit : woo to
V
V
V
V
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# pfffttt......

i tried to resist - failed!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha
good one. i like yer sig....CRAMMED with irony.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# T.I.S.M. FTW!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Sounds like my kinda banned....um....BAND (sorry)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Great!
sort of a Bonzo Meets The Residents (with a touch of Alberto y Los Trios Paranoias) - never heard of 'em before...


(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# pffft!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love this
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# *click*
I lol'ed and rolf'ed in true aol fashion
WOO

(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# nothing to do with this 3-day-old bandwagon here...
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# reepost
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)

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