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[challenge entry] 'you are part of the suffragette society,and a traitor!'

i've just realised that everyone else has done this better.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# HAHAHA
.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Shit, I love this.
Not a clue what it is, but I love it.

OH IT'S VADER. Thought it might be a sort of lizard parrot.

Edit: no it's not. Insect parrot?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Everything needs more insect parrots.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Do you know what it is?
You're right, though. Nnnnniiingnnnninnnng zzzzzzzzz BWARK.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# It looks a bit like
An elephant-man-Vader combo to me.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# As long as we can be clueless together.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# It's
nothing really.just an old-fashioned vader with a top hat and monocle.and a white eyebrow.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha!
loveleh
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# wam bam thank you ma'am!
thats ace!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I guess all the dicks are happy now. Made a poor newcomer feel ganged-up on and he deleted his thread.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Not really, people said 'oh no look, it's different, never mind'.
I'm assuming if the boy can read one post he can read the others.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# He's new
His F5 reflex isn't as developed as ours. He may have only seen the flamers, asked about the delete and then deleted
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I just don't see it as the end of the world.
Robotnik/Robotnic- you're obviously welcome, I'm sure nobody meant it.

Now for fuck sake, everyone play nicely or there'll be no pudding.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# is it chocolate cake?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Not really the way people should react to anyone's posts, though is it?
At least be sure before accusing someone.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# ^this
I checked after the first flamers, and saw there were others similar, but certainly not the same pic.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I never do accuse, I can't be fucked to trawl through images to prove myself right or wrong.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# some did
most were "FAIL LOL, FUCKING OF THIEVING NOOB"
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I'm aghast. That's so out of character.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Nice work.
Artfully done

*edit* Also, did robotnic delete his thread?
We only have ourselves to blame
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# this is very nice.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Nice pic, you has talents.
and:
aw fuck, that poor kid deleted his thread. :S Bloody b3ta witch hunting

come back robontic, i think you made it!!

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ^this
why check facts when you can accuse people of stealing images?

Well done. Direct your fail pics at yourselves.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# What have we become?
Its like that film where everyone hated everyone, then somebody died as a result.
Then everybody saw it was bad and stopped fighting.

May have been several films.

or just one

in my mind
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Police Academy 6?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# No, I'm sure it had more animals
or less

or none

in my mind
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *checks imdb*
hmm... no results.

Are you thinking of "The Colour Purple"?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Don't think I've seen that one
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# The matrix?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Oh no he's done it!
Robotnic you crazy fool! Why did you have to delete the thread?

Doomed, I say! We're all doomed!

wttp by the way.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# it's a bit drafty today?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Blondie!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Ah-ah!!!!
hehehehehehe...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahaha...
I just done gone and noticed his 'wee wee' *clicks*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# bit short isn't he?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# bloody hell
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# He's doing the Bat-toosie!
:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# HAHAHA
What is it with you and nob posts?!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# This is a good point
have you got willy fever, Toast?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha, always
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# :D the more I learn, the more I glee.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# You can get a cream for that!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Excellent!
:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Wonder woman said "what the hell was that?"
the invisible man replied "I don't know but it just ripped my arse to shreds".
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# How is it that you got all the hummus?
All I have is this dry wit to munch on :(
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Arf!
Ever read "Marshal Law"? It has a Flash-type hero with superspeed who discovered he can vibrate his genitals so fast, they're blurred, so he goes about in public wearing nothing but a helmet...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Haha!
That did amuse! :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I'd hate to think what would happen to my bits
If there were flapping in the wind at about Mach 8
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# A particularly cold day too, it seems
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# This
is bloody marvellous!

Coffee/snort/keyboard etc.


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# He is clearly pilling his nuts off
at some rave!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Yoda's Dog
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha!!
ohhhh yes!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# When 900 dog-years you reach...
128.5 you will be, hmm?

*alls sorts of clicks*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# that's not yoda's dog, that's my mum!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaa
Is anybody safe from Yodarization??
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] there is something strange about the new guy...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# This is a lovely thing
you do know it's Robotnik with a K, rtight?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# it's chuffing doctor eggman now
why the fuck did they change it?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# haha nice work new person
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Top work!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# thanks!
for all your kind words
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Ninj is a hard act to follow...



ramekin skywalker
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hahah, you loon
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Oh, you bad BAD man!
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Ah, bless you...
...Bilbo! :-)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# :D ninny
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# oh god....
arf!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# SPANG!

Or is it 2 Twi'leks, 1 cup?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I'd spang you
if I wasn't also guilty

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# oh piss on a stick
grr


heheh
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# hahahha!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# get out now
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Yoda's Mum
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Good grief, you're plugged straight into the Good Talents aren't you?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Bless you...
...you little minx you :-)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# :D I love being called that
which is good, as lots do, for some reason.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# so do I
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# *slaps Freebs*
Tart!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Pie!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Flan!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Turnover!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Kougelhof!
;-)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# KAGOUL BUILDING!
*rustles*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Easy there, linguaphone.
I'm only having a play.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# You're a right minx. A minx and a wench.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# A minx, wench and wrench.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# a wrench, a bench and a henchman,
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I love wenches
all beer steins and corsets
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I say!
*loosens collar*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *thinks*
Damn, my stein's at my mum's house. IT's great though, it says 'Wacken 2004' on it and I can fit amazing amounts of ale in it.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# That's alright.
Just the corset will do.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# That is one emo profile, sir.
Cheer up, have an eccles cake.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Ha. It is I suppose.
I used to have a different name but then I realised that I'd rather separate B3ta from all the other websites I use. So I changed and deleted all the fun stuff.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Have an eccles cake.
Could you get me one as well?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Eew, no way. Haven't they got raisins in?
I just had a rice crispy square.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Homemade or one of those godawful marshmallow things?
They taste of bleach and sweetener, to me.

Eccles cakes are better.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Not those manky things.
A fresh one from a bakery. They didn't have any caramel slices (which are obviously the superior cake-product).
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ...excuse me a moment
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# You stay away from my mum's house
my dad'll kill you if he finds you hiding in the walls again.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# But my mouse costunme is much better now
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# You're still over 6 foot.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# not if I crouch
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Then your meatus brushes the floor and makes that awful rasping sound.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# cor
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Indeedily so.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# could be gollums gran too!
arf!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# too much time in front of a light saber was bound to have negative sideeffects
is true
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Another Corker!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
that is all kinds of wrong! Woo to you sir!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# It's Zelda!!!
woo!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# would
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# :D
Ace!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# fan-bloody tastic!
totally amazingly good


woo

yay

houpla

dibnah!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Hello nan!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# this be rather good
hello b3ta
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# 'ello nimby
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# cor ello KW
have you bin doing less lurking?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# eh, by an' by
Too busy to b3ta I'm afraid. I occasionally pop past to see what the local craze is
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# this week I hope it's pictures of hobbits painted in gravy
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# 'ow do.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hey fella!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Mighty N...
wotcha!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *fears*
Nice work. Little creepy though
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# excellent work
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Michael Hesseltine!
AICMFP
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# ooh gummy fun..
yay!

woo
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# terrorhawks? Brilliant stuff!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# 'terra'
:)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# blimey
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Ah but
yours is different.. by quite a wide margin and thus stands out on its own..

otherwise we could all claim there's similar idea/image somewhere and then nothing would ever get done

edit: *click*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# 'ning everybod matey peeps
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# \o/
Well done Prof!

*massive manhugs*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# haha
fucking hell.

GIRTH
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# YAY!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# don't you mean
"ow!" ?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I'm just glad he can start posting again
I've suffered for the good of all of you
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# has been having to- converse with you?!
=D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# =)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# owl?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Nah, it's definitely a cock-tower

*cough*gettothederbybash*cough*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# this weekend?
bugger, I am all booked up doing crap :(
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# AAAAIIIIEEE!!
is that yours?!

well done pops!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Christ! *engorges*
Congratulations fella! off out now so will see you and your erection on Saturday! :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# You'll have someone's eye out with that thing!
Congrats!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Nice cock!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I've not seen that cock tower before!!

Woo & congrats sah!!

:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Congratulations Prof!
*relurks*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# 'bout COCKING time!


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# 'grats
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I say!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# GRATS!
COCK!

All seems to be in order here...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Congratulations, man!
That's (en)gorgeous!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Blimey!
*adjusts monocle*

Hooray for cocktowers :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# too late for breakfast?

Been enjoying Cluck's work and wanted to have a go for myself...and experiment with colour. I think I've possibly not gone big enough really.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# my eyes!!
*licks screen*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# heheh...wait just a few minutes and you'll be begging to have this one back ;)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# is it milestone time?!
*throws trousers out of window*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I enjoyed the 5000
8D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# KM?
He teased me all night last night....

*waits*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# It's never too late!
Unless you go to a place that stops serving at 1030hrs, and it's later than that, obviously.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Hehehe
Now I'm hungry and it's far too early!
*prints & eats*

:)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Haha
I'm hungry now
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# effing bluddy brillyant


Edit'd.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Someone's gonna get sliced
Edit: Don't introduce your post as being shit...really, buck yerself up m'lad. Chest out, back straight, comeon let's be having some self esteem. Not a paticular dig @ you fella, just gets me when people introduce their work with a "meh" or "It's crap I know"
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# duley edit'd
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yay!!!!!!!!!!
*Goes off to write a million selling self help book* :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *preorders copy*
*hates self*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *soothes*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# \o/ I yam in Edinburgh and am so excited about Saturday I have my cock out
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# HELLO
I am back for a little while before grindstoneage.

*hugs to Dixy and JPG* how's my lovely chaps? I have bought a new dress for the meet. It's lovely and WARM.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Lovely ta! it's rainy today and I'm off to Aberlady to look at birds
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I want to be up in the Scotlands, listening to the men.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# aye lassie
I did my best Scottish impression last night in the pub and made my mate laugh so much she almost shat herself
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I can only do one Scottish impression
and that is Lorraine Kelly.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I look forward to hearing it :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I do a good 'och' as well.
Not that they do it. False advertising.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *hmph*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# In my defence, I didn't realise you were here.
*hug* not that you'll see my lovely new dress. Hmph to you as well :-(
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# *cries*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I'll buy you one, then we can wear them together and flounce about.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# yes.
I'm not sure what flouncing means exactly, but I've made up a meaning, and it's sexual.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# You in a dress?
How could it be anything but?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Hello Pickle!
You shall have to give me a twirl, in that case!

*hugs*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# You can have a twirl, a stumble and a crash-into-someone-important-or-breakable.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# *moves Fae subtly clear of the Champagne Bar*
;)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *sits like a good girl and doesn't touch ANYTHING*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
#
s'not fair!!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# *points at ivesb accusingly*
Slacker!
Why aren't you coming along?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# the lost her job and didn't find another soon enough.
so we're skint.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *manhugs*
Mate, I'm sorry - i didn't know.

:(
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *sobs uncontrollably*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Always good to know, guv
Looking forward to it, too!

:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# :D
Actually I have just been told I am in Leith and if I know that's good for me I shall never refer to it as Edinburgh
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# on pain of
death by deep-fried Mars bar, eh?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Tonight I will be mostly eating deep fried haggis
:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ha!
Dix, with these culinary delights you are spoiling us....
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Refer to it as 'the barren frozen wastelands of the heathen hordes'.
They LOVE that. (all Scotbaiting techniques have been tested on a 100% pure Dundonian)

That's someone from Dundee, right?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# No, from Leith :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# You'll hate yourself more when you see how much post and packing costs
TMOC's Book of loving yourself & feeling better. rrp: £7.99
P&P UK: £11.000
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *vomits*
*wrestles open wallet to get to credit card*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# self esteem is a pile of bollocks. probably invented by a half stoned phsycology student who was desperate to be called 'doctor'
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)
# How's college going?
;-)

and here's some fluffeh-ness to make up for the sarcasm:




(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# twenty four days to thesis hand in.
still no sex after four years.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Serves you right for going to Lancaster.
Sorry, that was uncalled for.

Get the thesis sorted, my fine fellow - at least then it's done and out the way.

Then you'll have time to go on a nobbing-fest*. Seems like a plan. :D

Edit: I am given to understand that's how these things are referred to as. I am rather out of touch, though.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# i just need to finsh a results chapter. so i need matlab to spit out some graphs i understand
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# no!
get the thesis done, then sell copies in exchange for sexual favours!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# ivesb, would you like a copy of "models of ultrasound contrast agents"
I'll blow you if you do
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# two copies please.
*unzips*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# er, you'll have to pay for flights.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# TAXI!
to gatwick!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I'd say that calls for an SS-themed hooker fest in 24 days.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# bit longer, there's exams after
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# ^ what this wise man said
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# poor pussy
poor pussy cat
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# hahahah
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# The problem is
that people who actually have excessively high self esteem (they're socially awkward because they think that other people actually care about how they look and act) get put in the same group as people who have excessively low self esteem (they're socially awkward because they don't think anyonce cares how they look or act).
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# hahah!! damned if you do, damned if you dont
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I think the goal is to not be on either extreme.
You know, like extreme optimism or extreme pessimism. I don't want an optimist piloting a plane I'm on, I want someone who is a little bit pessimistic and will check every switch before he takes off. I don't want an extreme pessimist though, because that kind of person would probably just call themselves stupid until the plane crashed.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# as someone who is hopefully about to become a doctor of psychology,
I find this deeply offensive.

I haven't been stoned in months.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# dbroon will be here all week...
Try the Veal!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I'm not joking!
but try the veal anyway.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# The thing I love about psychology is that everyone already knows exactly how their brain works, they just don't try to put it into words and communicate it to other people.
The process of putting it all into words is not an easy one.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I have to disagree.
There is a huge amount of brain that is still mysterious to all.

People understand their own thought processes. They don't know why or how they have them, how they perceive, how they integrate important information etc.

However, I agree, explaining it properly with words is a bit of a cunt.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I honestly think that people do know how and why they have the thoughts they do, but most people don't stop to analyse it.
People act on emotion and then justify with the brain. Most of the time the justification won't be honest, because people like to feel good about themselves.

People that can get past that dishonest moment are very talented.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I meant things such as the biological bases of thoughts and why people have them
neurons, neurochemicals etc.

Not the fuzzy pish that comes out of popular psychology telling people the reasons for their thoughts. If people thought about it, they would know the reasons.

It's the underlying mechanisms, chemistry and biology that forms a large part of psychology (or cognitive neuroscience) which is not as widely discussed as unqualified wankers can't go on big brother and talk about it.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Are you kidding? unqualified wankers love telling people that they're in a bad mood because they need more potassium.
There's fuzzy pish in all walks of science, but there's usually a fair bit of truth.

And to be completely honest, the kind of applications applied neurochemistry can provide aren't what I want in my modern society.

My mother is somehow still alive, but committed to an institution at the moment. I don't think we should spend an eternity trying to analyse her. Decades of "here's a new medication, we just heard the last one was unsafe" mean that her brain doesn't produce endorphins any more.

We shouldn't apply such extremes to the everyman.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# and you're undoubtly really fucking annoyed about that
serious? psych phd?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# YOU CAN'T DISECT THE BRAIN WITH YOUR PRECIOUS PRECIOUS NUMBERS
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# i was thinking of moving on to brain dynamics, mathematical physiology that sort of thing
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# oh yes
oh yes.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# id much rather hear that from a chick, but ok...
:)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I don't know how that would work
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Wait, is this like when you roll 2d20 to find out how well you react to a situation?
I hope so, that would be a fundegree.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# im not into d&d
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# it's mathematically modeling the physical response of bits of the brain to stimulus.
so you make some assumptions, you cook up an equation, you solve it and hope it makes sense...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# And then you punch someone in the face and it proves your theory when they swing back?
Dude, we have to work on this together.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# yep.
Thesis handed in (prof has whispered that I have a magna cum laude (pfft)) and my viva is at the end of november.

However, I'm not interested in psychology as it is often inappropriately generalised. I'm studying face and voice perception and how the two perceptual channels integrate to improve person perception.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# aw cool, good luck with the viva
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# cheers
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# STAY OUT OF MY MIND!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Months?
Through choice?

:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# pfft!
certainly not.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# More likely a psychiatrist
just before he filled someone with tablets.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# arse! i got psychiatrist and psychologist mixed. soz...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# meeeeeeeeeee-ow!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)
# indeed it is! my cats say that every morning.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# haha!!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)
#


Click DeathStar size (48KB)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Lord Vader's
Towering erection.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Nicely!
:)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Shirley this has been done?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Yep
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Ace
can't argue with that
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# id say this is about the
100th time its bindun
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Well er yes, but it's no on DVD, so nice...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Good for fellas...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)
# ahhhhhh cool
i want some now
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Like it...
:D

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Nicely don*
I'd buy that for a dollar.


*Geddit?!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning all!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Ooh very nice :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# hahahaha R2 fucked a Dalek!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I think you'll find it was the dalek that made the first move...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# that's rather fantastic!
but is he good or bad?
*edit I mean in the hero villain kinda way
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# coowell
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Oh Lordy, it's....
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I'm bloody glad you're still doing them!
Arf-age!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)
# oooh, ta
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fuck you captain haddock!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# ha ha!
Fabulous stuff, it'll be a sad day when Dan ceases to be so Daring
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahahaahahaha
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# hahahahha :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Wooyay!
I haven't seen one of these in far too long!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I know...
I'm running dangerously low on scans on the net and I can't be fucked to scan in my own in case I break the spines on my books.

It's a shit excuse but its the only one I've got
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# hahahaha!
this rates up among the best of your Dan Dares.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)
# *blushes*
ta
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# MORE!!
more i say!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# "The man from Nowhere"?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# It clearly says:
You Fucked With The Wrong Spaceman!

well spotted ;)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Just last night
I was thinking 'what happened to Dan's Dares?'

Fantastic stuff.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# QUICK!! COVER YOUR EARS! COVER YOUR EAAAARSS!!



(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVeeeeeeee
He's gonna destroy the world!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# you wouldnt hear him in space
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I am a space cadet
and yet I can hear him loud and clear
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)
# gifs dont have sound
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# is space no one can hear you eat ice cream
mmm...
ice cream

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hahahaha
he will destroy us all D:
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
THe only Blessed visible from the nekkid eye from space!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
# BLESSED!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Ha!
Ace!


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# super
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# blessed be he with the loudest voice!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top shelf!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# hahahahah
that's his morning yawn
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# i bet the sod
causes avalanches every time he opens his mouth while climbing them mountains.i must say,he was hilarious presenting have i got news for you ie.youtube.com/watch?v=W1gwVIhJ8II
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Fab!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Love your sig! C]:0D


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
woo sir! :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Well that's a new take on it!
Chortle!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Yay!
Blessed is doing panto in my hometown! He's going to be Captain Hook. I haven't been to panto in years and this is a brilliant excuse to go.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
Nice to see your son's first post toasty

EDIT: Woo! of course . . . C];0)


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
#
DAMN you got there before me.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# There are quite a few users with "toast" in their names
just try and send a gaz to one.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Yes, he's a very fertile chap .. . .
he's a very fertile chap .. . .

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# brilliant
as always *clicks*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# smashing work Toasty
beautiful
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# now that's class
*obligatory click*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Cracking Good Stuff, Mr Toast!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Thats the biggest fucking cat I have seen.. Big Frank for PM
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
# vote 1 for frank
i was forced to vote for some girl in my uni union elections today
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# you could have voted for a bloke
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ah but its the tits that sway it every time..
god bless tits
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# the one uni union canditate that i voted for had a nice rack
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# nah, none of the guys were threatening enough
ah well, im sure she'll go on to do great things

EDIT: dinner now, i must make the bacon dance in the pan
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# democracy, yeah!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# that is one big motherfucking cat
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Indeed
it is TOABMC
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
#
He knows where it's at.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Talk to frank, we promise he won't posess you and drain your power for his own diabolical schemes
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# don't know if i like this or not


i think i need more cogs / watch bits

/ninja edit :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# wooden shoes for the win!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha i thought
wtf! then i read what i typed :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# and then of course went back and changed it
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# that i did
i did it hard! :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# all watches need more clogs
it is the way of things
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha
this :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# *springs to Rev's defence*
I like it! C]:0)


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# you should make your escape
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# We shouldn't worry . . .
with hour reputation


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# could get a second chance
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# there is a minute possibility


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# this sort of thing really gets your gears turning doesn't it?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# if it isn't a wind-up


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# you'll cop a battery of abuse sooner or later
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I shall face the consequences


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I look into my crystal ball and see a hunter coming for you
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# you ought to be a-wrist-ed!


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# you should face the strap!!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# thank ya sir!
:)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Very nice:)
Also I have a new cleaning who started today. For some reason she put her hieght on the CV. SHe's 17" shorter than me:P
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# oh course cleaners should put their hight on their cv.
let potential employers know if they can clean under tables or not
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Yes this is more the height OF her CV:P
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# she'd have been better of putting bust and cup size on
unless it disadvantages her getting a job
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# CLEANING LADY?!?!?!?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Yes they're ladies that clean.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha
well i had friend who used to state he wasnt part elephant on his cv. but then i dont think he really wanted the jobs :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I hope she doesn't turn round suddenly
she could get her nose stuck in your butt crack


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# i'll just bust out this which tells of a similar tale
i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~04-02-06_29.gif
not what you want to get caught reading
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I like the hand.
It look mummified.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# hands are surprisingly hard
to find - this is a poser model :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Well hello there. Ding dong!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# ha ha
Pussy magnet!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# apart from the movement
The tail is completely unshopped:P
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Woo!
and his left rear foot looks like a pair of knackers


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# You're pussyfooting about again!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)
# *pawses to think about that one*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# *sues under anti-pun . . . claws*


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# this is all getting a bit hairy
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I am now amewsed
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# *sigh* a measly pun, RG
RGyou ought tabby ashamed!


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Where have I heard that before . . . ?


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I don't know what clubs you go to:P
It was a youtube thing on the links board.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# oh the pussy magnet thing?
On your fridge?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# "feeding cats viagra may not be that good for them, but it sure is funny..."
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# ahaha
that makes me alugh far more than such purile animation should :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

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