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# Òîâàðèùè ïîæàëóéñòà ïîìîãèòå!
ß áû õîòåë êóïèòü ðåêëàìó íà www.b3ta.com ïðÿìî â ðàçäåëå ýòîò êàê ýòî ñäåëàòü??? Íå ìîãó íèãäå íàéòè :(
(Rixawaway, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Wheres Robbie to sing Halfway up the stair?
Edit: on a serious note, thank you for that Russian cartoon you posted yesterday morning, I enjoyed it immensely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# link it?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8814501
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# glad you liked it! isn't it adorable?
pretty much everything by the "soyuzmultfilm" studio was gold. if you want more, look up "Cheburashka"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I shall, dont you worry :D
Edit: WOW! uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KouvdnY01bQ
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# try this one
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QsUhAnc3oos
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I am half way through,
but how fucking awesome is that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# i actually own a cheburashka doll
the ladies love it.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I want one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# got mine in Brighton Beach, NY
"little russia"


if you really wanted one you could certainly order off the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Lies! I've never been to Mongolia
and I've never seen that dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Why am I looking at a denial of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# you knave!
www.b3ta.com/board/8816951
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Grrrrreat
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# i think mofaha is intentionally not responding
because he knows i made it just for him.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# haha
love you too
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# THAT. IS. FUCKING. AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# oh you need a punch in the suckhole.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# YAAAAY
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# ÿìî â ðàçëå? Íå ìîãó íèäå !
å ýòîò ÿìî âåëå ýòåëàòü Íå ìîãó íèãäå íÿìî â

???????????????ÿ?
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# STILL DONT GET IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# HEADLINE!
JEWS ARE RIGHT! NAZIS ARE WRONG!

All friends returned....

Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# translation
Comrades please help!
I would like to buy advertising on www.b3ta.com directly in section this as it to make??? I can not find anywhere:
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
#
Английский распутник матери Вы говорите это?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
#
translation2.paralink.com/
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
#
дурак! пошёл на хуй!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I AM NIGERIAN GENERAL
I HAVE MONIES FOR YOUR BANKS. MY ILL FATHER DYE. NEED CLEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Whoooooooooooooooa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# FUCK RIGHT OFF
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Aw cheer up
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# ohhhhh boy
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
#
did i miss something? is rixawaway talking about me again?
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Òîâàðèùè ïîæàëóéñòà ïîìîãèòå much?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# New Lloyds Advert
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# took me a second
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# cheers ;)
the reflection was a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# really?
liquify surely
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# care to enlighten me?
*stares blankly at screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# look where the guy is looking
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# He's going to hit the pole?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# e.g. "fucksocks"
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# bingo
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# A-ha
That was my first thought, but I then figured that I may be missing something.

I like it though :) Especially the reflection!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Thanks
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Isn't that Millions by Danny Boyle?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# No, its the Lloyds Bank advert
*imdbs Millions*

*...downloads Millions*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# BOINK !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Won't be long now...
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# for great justice!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Hahha :)
*clicks*

"are belong to us"....lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# hahaha
which is more lampoonable: the american or european stock market crisis?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Tough one...
Though with European market you've got many different countries so perhaps more options/ideas there?
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i suppose
right now i'm practicing my "duck and cover" technique in the event of an accidental nuclear holocaust...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellence :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# aceness
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# yes - clickety click
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Fuck! Yes! Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:37, archived)
# hahahaha
the eyebrows won it
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# fuckin' A
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Gordon ...
... Set Us Up The Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure I've seen these schemes on daytime TV...
(pineapple_juice, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I get it, but no.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# In lean times...
...marketeers are forced to come up with new ways to sell their products.

(MimiMerkin banana peels for a better society, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure how these would be applied
but it is something I am pondering
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# VERY gently
if it's where I'm thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# should be manpax
paxman?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# credit crunch?what credit crunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# ahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# heh
my what manly hands you have..
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# She's got her thumbs tucked in.
It's hard to type like that, and it would be necessary to compensate by expending greater energy in some less-used muscle groups in the hands. This could account for the increased muscle mass, leading to a masculine appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Also, she used to be a man.
But mostly that thing you said.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Hahhahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Crunch all you want . . .
she'll make more !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# huzzah!
You're possibly the best noob ever! (after the initial teething problems of course...)
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhah
 
how I loathe that worthless hack
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# eek!
Man Hands!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Its not a recession it's a downturd
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# for the truly hard up
this doubles as both a nutritious meal and a form of makeup
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# hard
brilliant-you clearly don't waste anything in your house
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# one mans shit is anothers shish kebab
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# downturd
that's what they say...where's there's muck
there's money
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# NIce graph !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] In hard economic times, a bandwagon saves money.
Apologies for lack of photoshop.

(Mr Bryn, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Is that a pot that I can piss in?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# and then get a 5% return on your investment per month!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Or you can poo in it and throw it at the king
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# It will remain fully empty . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# fully empty
good them ain't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Just got a peek at my next pay slip...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# *notes nown NI number*
*scams*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Anything left ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# The hopeless optomism that they'll be worth something one day
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Hahaha,
but when dealing with your wages,you need good advice...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I have been doing that since I cashed my first pay cheque.
Does that mean the "credit Crunch" wont affect me?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Yip,
you're safe, ya spawny git!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Yay Sex :D
Don't tell Kebab ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# You may have to purchase uglier prostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Not possible....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Good advice!
If you had purchased £1,000 of HBOS Shares a year ago, they would now be worth £110.
If you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer then recycled the aluminium cans, you would have £214.
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Please explain,
I am drinking wrong :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I am calling from your bunk account.


Click for bigger (275KB)
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Now there's a happy bunker . . .
Hut yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] If all those in favour of a revival
of The Happy Poster Project would
kindly say "Aye!"....



... I'd be most grateful. Chin up.

'member this?
___ /
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I remember doing one with a kitten in a pint tumbler with this bloke
www.rob-and-sarah.co.uk/happy/poster_domo.jpg


don't have it anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I have archives
:)

msg me with the email address you would've used back in 2004
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# don't know if I sent it to that site...I posted it here though
all I can remember was it was on a msn group back then, god knows the addy I had so many
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# ah well
I found this emailed pic during a quick browse and I already feel happier:


i've been putting the posters up around my dorm, like on the doors of
my neighbors and junk. but the one i'm most proud of is the one i
placed above the men's urinal. not just because of how giddy it made
me feel, but because i'm a girl, and i had to sneak in all stealthy
like to do it. here is a picture of alice above the urinal in platt
hall at lewis and clark college in portland, oregon.

d


(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# FUCK AYE!
AYE TO THE Nth DEGREE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i gazzed you.
count me in.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Had to get it out.


(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# As no one else has,
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Every time
they mention George Osborne, I think of Ozzy.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Oh I see.
Sorry, I didnt even see that as Ozzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Bindun?
(__, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# if you hit her at 40 there's a good chance she'll double flip over the car..

and that'd look fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Yes! I've done it
it is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# proof or GTFO!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I've still got my hospital wristband somewhere...
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Reminds me
of this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnf6ib823vM
(Panda_Pop, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# "And if I wasn't pissing about in the road in the first place you wouldn't have hit me at all"
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# When I was a kid...
...we were taught to look both ways when crossing the road, and keep looking while crossing.

These days people ignore the cars, so the driver has to stop for them. They don't even look when they step off the edge.

And if some ones feral child runs across the road, the parent who has ignored it all day will be out in seconds blaming you for their bad parenting.
(Wize, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# If you
hit me at 30 miles an hour, I'll be dragged off by an invisible paedophile.

Yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] What! Another new £20 note!?!?
(pennies, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I'M BLOODY WELL REDEXING
Hold me.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# me too
i thought it was me contacts
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I don't care who ya know
Yer comin' the station, sonny.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Well kids,
you may or may not know, but each UK bank note states that, "I will pay the bearer, on presentation, the amount of....(insert denomination)"

That is part of the problem of our economy.

But essentially, a paper note is an I.O.U. However, as it stands, it is a guaranteed I.O.U.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# protect the precious things
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# redex here
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Give it another go!!!
Perhaps it doesn't like the £ sign.

/uneducated guess.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Try this:


i.e:
<img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/5d5334c9b09118b18c54/%a320.jpg">

But surely every banknote has always been an IOU note.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# yes it has
it's a promise to pay
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Its called a sinking fund
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Glub . . . glub . . . glub . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Sponsorship, eh!
They said it would kill the game...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# mon the hoops!!

/ac football reply
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Mon
the blues ;¬)

/mandatory reply
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# lol the blues...hahaha

I think you meant The 'gers..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Follow, follow....
damn, forgotten the rest!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# yea yea..part time heckler!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Anyway,
I was talking about Chelsea.

*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Gerroutofit!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# My friend is very fond
of shouting 'MON THE TIMS whenever there is a Celtic-Hibs game on in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] unpennywise compo repost
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] "We're sailing on the wide accountansea..."
The government have finally thrown the banks a lifebelt in the form of new liquidity. But who will get the best cut?


Click for bigger


(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# The same old crooks . . .
Under the B . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Bankers ?
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(Zoidaroid, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# They come and go in spurts . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# spurts
i think i must have missed something today...was there a theme or whatever?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Double Entendres . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# that's one big, 2 frame animation right there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# thank
you
(Zoidaroid, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I like the fireplace one in your profile too !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# just saying you could easilly get it smaller without losing anything :)
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/cunterpa4.gif
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# thank
you
(Zoidaroid, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Grey Laser Spunk!
That would be my super power too.

Also, not worth own thread:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Cheers . . .
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] They're all pirates!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BS
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Loathed to sound like Goat or a socialist
but where the fuck has all this this money gone?

I will hope a financial expert turns up to answer our query, "better dead than red" has always been my implacable war cry
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# We need crises like these every so often
Stops the plebs getting complacent. Makes them realise how much their lives depend on the stability of the government and the status quo (no pun or reference intended). In other words, stops them rebelling.

IIII've got 90 thousand pounds in my pyjamas.. I've got 40 thousand french francs in my fridge...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# control through fear
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)

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