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# finally available in russia


sorry for crapiness, only paint @ "work"
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Putin Horse-Sex!
I can't believe I just typed that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# have you tried typing it in google too?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Not whilst at work, no
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Random quote bot, over here! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# If there is a god....
Let's hope so. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# this prooves nothing
for He (might) moves in mysterious ways (if he exists and/or moves)*

*'mysterious ways' includes complete absence of any discernable movement or action, the value of your deity may go down as well as up, your soul is at risk if you do not keep up your prayers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Ah, yes - I see what I did there.
I certainly wasn't hoping for any old god, just to clarify.

For David Byrne already exists, so everything is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I love horses, tiny tigers and posing in totally hetero ways. Oh yes.
For I am Action Putin, by Mattel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# is it possible to get his Judo DVD in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# i think it's easier to get polonium
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Wa-hey!
liddlebidofpolyticks there
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# This week: cyanide, polonium and a crab stuffed full of explosives.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Also known as "Wheelers' dish of the day"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# In Russia, horse loves you
da
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# From what I saw on Leenks.com t'other day
you're not wrong...

and now I cannot unsee it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Must...fight...urge....to look up Leenks.com
fight..it..
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# It's just a load of links...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I see, it's all so simple
no wait...it's needlessly complicated
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Search for 'Horse', it's near the bottom with the tag 'Gross'
I'd link it but I don't want to have to look at it again...

VERY VERY VERY NSFA DON'T BLAME ME IF YOU REGRET IT!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Chan the poopyman
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# how does he know?!
X(


*click*
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Ici
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7667499.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# dirty northern bastards
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I wash my hands more often than necessary, really
and this isn't going to help matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# OCD?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Hang on, let me check....
Yes.
No wait, let me check...
Yes.
But what if...
Ah, yes.
Did I check properly? Let me just check again.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Careful now.
Remember the body - including the immune system, is remarkably resiliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# try telling that to Maddie
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Maddie who?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# see?
I said the fuss would die down in time
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# stock image of London bus from the 60s
no expense spared
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# It doesn't look that old.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# That's a brand new 266 going to Brent Cross
Brand new I tells ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Phwoar.
Erm ...

*decides to wear gloves from now on.*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Little does he now
I haven't pooped since 1983
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# i lick them though
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# and you smell lubbery!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Work in progress...
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# That is quality
and you get my last *click* of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I am honoured
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# jesus! it's coming straight for us!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# argh leg it!

I love the wheels and road movement :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# :D
these are both ace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Cheese it, you melon!
you melon!Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Lovely
All police helmets should have a built in light. When I am King it will be the first law I pass
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I for one will hail our new King doodie
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Thanks...
That means you get your pick of the jobs!

Arise Sir Prodge
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# me too!
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# you can be first minister of puns
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner
BATMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# oh indeed!
*digs out suitable wooness*

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# That looks ace!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# and that ^^
looks gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Aww c'mon . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Ha! ;)

Howdo mr. The Hat?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Up to me moobs in it . . .
*sigh*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# custard?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# 2 super heroes 1 cup??
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# mad funny
i love it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# excellent! :)
anyone else playing Lego batman at the mo?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I imagine so, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# sorry, can't help myself sometimes :)
It really bugs the mrs...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# No :(
but lego Indy was brill' :D


9 more days till LittleBigPlanet!! \m/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY2QG5roET8
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# at last a reason to buy a ps3
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I've got a feeling LBP is going to shift a few ps3s

once the tv ads kick in
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# no, my co-workers are playing
my co-workers are playing'leggo Dave'

/harassment case soon


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I hear they are making a sequel.
Lego Ver
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# all the pieces are square?


/making up for lost time
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# that is utterly brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# ^ concurrence
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# HOORAY for the correct batmobile
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Hmmm. *ponders*
You've got a bit of a thing about that car, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# BIT of a thing?
I adore it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# This is how it stays up
Science tells me it's true
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# but what makes Uranus so gassy?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# soft toilet paper
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# They've changed the name to stop that joke
it's now called Urectum
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# /futurama :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Guilty as charged
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# and Jupitercuntbadgers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# They're right bastards they are those Jupitercuntbadgers
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# not as bad as the IOwhorehounds
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Europaslagkittens
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Lager
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I read that the first time as 'greasy'
lols
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Beans
lot of beans
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# No.
It's god's will. Proved by the men in black dresses.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Actually it doesn't stay up
it's constantly falling towards earth. Just never quite makes it thats all.
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# got to love
the physics jokes :D
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Thanks :)
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Because I love this picture,

and this bit of genius: www.b3ta.com/links/236270
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hehehe
giggles giggles :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# hehe


BURN IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha
that would be my reaction :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# HAHAHA!
love it, another bookmark and a click :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed.

Edit: Best line from the above film -

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time... I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this FUCKING COUCH!"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Class moment.

I'm personally a fan of

"I don't know what's in there but it's weird and pissed off"

also..

"Yeah? Fuck you too!"
*tosses dynamite*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Agreed,
the 'weird and pissed off' line is excellent.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# You're just a lean, mean 'shopping machine, aren't you sir?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Is the one on the left
Howling Mad Murdoch?

He was my childhood hero.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Leon Approves
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Leon has people eyes.
I'm not too sure what to make of that.

He's really lovely, like, but...people eyes. In a doggy head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Cayke.
It's always best to make cayke.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# ^ sound advice, this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I am poor at cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# *teaches mystic CAYKE skills*
There you go!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *disillusioned*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I'm wicked at roasts though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# you should give this little devil a whirl:
saborear.co.uk/recipes/pinchitos.html
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Ooooh, shall do...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# /spit?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# *would*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# it's that bloke from American Chopper
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# haha!
this^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# haha
heartwarming.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# aces
I loved that link too
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Ha! Nice thing, it reminds me of that film with things in it
I think it was called "The monster in the arctic research station"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# ^ needs more 'ant'
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Damn, wrong end (fnarr)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I say!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# You're thinking of
The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# :D
*Office LOL-age*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Yup, Simpson quote stolen and changed
it's what I do, it's what makes me such a sad lonely little man popular go-getter
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I honestly didn't realise yours was...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha! OUTSTANDING!
I've only just put that movie on 10 min ago :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Budge up, I want to watch it as well.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I'll bring crisps and beer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# If someone can bring some mini speakers... I've only got headphones with me....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Consider it done, sir
*packs up Marshall Stack*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# If there's a bad Kurt Russel movie, I dont want to know about it!
Although "Overboard" is terrible, and all that Disney nonsense he did as a kid, and "10000 miles to graceland" is a bit poo...but other than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Captain Ron...
Yeah, make Martin Short the straight man to comedy god Russell...

Watched Mean Season the other night. Hadn't seen it for years and was still great
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# You gotta be fuckin' kidding!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# For all three B3tans who give a toss
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Lol, football
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# If I were more cleverer than a footballer
I'd have paid loads of attention in PE and actually got off my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I wouldn't have...
got off your arse...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# that would make PE my favourite lesson
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Smooth operator was written about you, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# ooh yeeeah
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# if i had got off my arse my PE teacher wouldve bummed me
no way sir, no way
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# All my PE teachers were women.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# all of mine were Welsh
/grew up in Essex....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# were any fit?
i never had any fit teachers :(
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# of course they were fit
they did PE
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# i had one teacher who had big tits
you just had to sit so you couldnt see her face
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I had a teacher who had inordinately large jugs
and on a sunny day when she stood near the window....
crikey
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Of course they weren't
Mrs Arber looked like....

Oh damn it. Who was that bloke that did sort of reports in the 80s and 90s into dodgy people and always got beaten by them?

edit: ROGER COOK. She looked like Roger Cook.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I was alright at football
but I chose to do something useful with my life

Still waiting for it to happen though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I think me being rich would be useful
I could sort out all my family's money problems.

Well, except that you're not allowed to be a rich footballer if you're female. Only the orange cockwarmer of one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# i'd heard you'd kicked many balls in your life time
kinky bitch
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# What's a footballer
other than an over-paid painter and decorator??
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# still is
whilst that cunt's playing, and cole
and terry
and lampard.

and gerrard on the right, should be in the centre ffs
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I wish you were a pundit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# how fashionable it is to bash the england team
booing the team makes me angry... wheres the support?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# *Boos above post*
Booooooooooooooooooooooo!
(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Why should we care when they don't care?

/gone off footy altogether and have converted to egg chasing blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# there is room for both,
but i'll watch any rugby game and be interested, can't get into footy much unless liverpool are playing (although it's something for the eyes to rest on when i'm in the pub)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *Boos continuing interest in the above comment*
Boooooooooooo!
(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# they weren't booing the team
they were booing ashley cole for taking cheryl off the market, twice.

but more seriously, i loved the fact that ferdinand leapt to cole's defence the next day since it was his (rio) fault that the kazakstani player scored.

i was gutted on sat, was really expecting 2-1 to Kazakstan mebbe capello's got something. still not gonna start watching international football when there's paint drying championships on the other side
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# ^this^
I was more angry about Rio's reaction when he scored.

He should have grabbed the ball, ran back to his half and carried on with the game, instead of running to the crowd like he'd just scored the winner in the cup final.

Twunt... that guy isn't good enough to be in the team, let alone be captain
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# and he looks like une lapin
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# *Boos fashionable use of French*
Boooooooooooooooooooo....

Ok, I'll stop booing now.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Are you stood behind me?
I was just doing the same...race you to NUTS ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# ...and their off!
But you soooo bum Pete that I haven't got a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# let's all send in the same pic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I wanted to do this before, I think it'd be a laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hee hee
right - Jodie Foster with a banana on her head
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I think it should be something bantha-related. ;)
Jodie Foster sitting on a bantha with a banana on her head.


I've just spent the best part of the afternoon doing a new seamshorse. I'm waiting for a seamy post. I might have to do one myself soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Oooh you tart...
*Shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Playing a game you love twice a week for half the year and having large sums of money thrown at you...
If that's stupid then it's the kind of stupid I'd settle for to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahaha


/Three loins....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# heh heh
top one's like mine
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# blue, rectangular and with ENGLAND written on it?
you poor freak.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I can only see three cocks.
Football's cumming home. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Ball ball ball,
Footy footy footy

(obscure song from 10+ years ago when Adam & Joe did things on TV other than talking head shows)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# We're Shite, but we're not English!....We're Shite, but we're not English!

/wishes Scotland's national team was not shite blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# When Hutton's fit again you'll be ok
/optimistic spurs fan blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# afer noon
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I guess he had to split
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# is this from teh new harry potter film?
I think its called:
Harry Potter and the Violent Confrontation with Nature.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# i hope hermione gets her tits out in the next one
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hahah
this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# and hagrid
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hell, I hope they all get their magic tits out
and do tit magic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# or a lesbo porn scene :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# harry potter
and the splat killer! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# looks like a Bear did it...
judging by the bear prints?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# or a big dog
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# When Driving Instructors Go Bad!
woo. bloody blood blood.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# rev! howdo?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hello mrs!
hows you??! i had someone add me on flickr called seventh this morning - for a second i thought it was you - till i saw lots of naked woman :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# haha,
yes, that is definitely not me. um. i hope not, anyway.. *worries*
how's your wednesday going?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# productive
so far i've finished 2 pics for a book and watched stardust! :D how about you??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# STARDUST! *joys*
tis a great movie.
Today I have got up, had coco-shreddies for breakfast and watched sweeney todd. now i am b3ta-ing and listening to classical music whilst contemplating making lasagne for dinner.
today is a good day.

congrats on the book pictures! i always think you should apply to Bizarre magazine as their illustrator/photoshop guy as their current dude makes shockingly bad 'gory' pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# good plan
i havent got that mag in ages - boo to being broke. the pics are for a roleplaying book some blokes are doing - the budget is pretty tight so i'm doing the best i can on £0 :D lots of poser models.

is Todd any good?? i cant wait to see the new hulk movie - hopefully will get it for xmas. i love stardust - i lost it for adges but found it last night - so i had to watch it asap.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Todd is... okay
bearing in mind it's a musical, it's pretty good.
But to be honest, i much preferred the BBC's film version - very gritty and gory, without the twee songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# the bbc version
was ace - very gory :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# *kicks board*
I just shitting posted.

RIGHT.

This is brill, until I scrolled and saw the legs I thought it was some sort of bloody ballerina mid movement, doing something modern. You should do something like that next... kind of like zombie Degas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# heheheh
now thats a plan :D i cant see your post :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Praise be, my son
praise be


i see the driving lessons are coming on well then....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# woop
thank ya! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# GTA 1?

that looks rather painful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# no idea
what thats like - i live a simple life :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Why Don't We Do It In The Road?
er... I'd rather not
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# the beast didn't eat up
bad beast
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# bad beast
go to your basket :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# zombie twister please! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Follow the bear....
but don't get too close!

Oops too late.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# he couldn't contain himself then?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Tina by Turner
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
who is massively oversized I might add
View Larger Map
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i know a guy called ike that would probably hit it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I like this response so much, I clicked it
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# i hope it makes the front page!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Needs more black eye
sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# needs more blur and squiggles :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# what's the frequency kenneth?


Click for bigger (31KB)
(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# for some reason, this makes me think of cheese
I don't know why, I'm scared.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# the texture?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# the whole thing really
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Cheese is a kind of meat...
a tasty yellow beef.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# spreadable and slicable in it's natural habitat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# thats one of my fav songs
fact! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# about 11.4 MHz
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# piss mcpiss pissy mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Just Flange
is like Just Married?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# 98.2Khz
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# 88-91FM
B...B...C.. Radio 2!

Self portrait is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# pah
I dislike Radio 2...

*radio 4s*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Radio 4 is all about the credit crunch recently. It gets in yer clack after a while
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Very often.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# It's 3
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# 96.2 fm
Mix 96 *sings*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# todays favorite music with 96.6 T(ees) FM
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# AT - LAN - TIC too five too
long wave!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# bloody hell
i remember that.
it's some shit football station now
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# nicely - what did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# i used
a bed sheet stolen from travel lodge, some paint and a bored moment
(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# great song live
although not as good as It's the end of the world as we know it (and i feel fine)

even if Mr Stipe does introduce it in the most convuluted way possible
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# 1.21 GIGAWATTS!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Great Scott!
Where are we going to get that sort of power?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Click!!!
Das ist alles.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
#

edit: suggestions added! ta!

...feck ...'ta'
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I hope you are all ready
this is WEB 3.0 !
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# b0ard nazis
you forgot board nazis
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Needs more Vagabond
Woo yay houplah!`
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# ^ this, you hamtouching twunt!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# *looks for TOAP*
:D

I REALLY like this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# spang?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# ^ this
:OD

WOO YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# i approve your lack of Whoa Nelly
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# ROB THE QUO
But officer, c kick told me to...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# apperantly
there are no more sharks and no more teefs.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# it appears they have no dental plan
so I told em off
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hehe
so you should!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# who is that?
he seems a queer chap, such gay abandon
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i can't see CDC
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# its there
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# so it is
i have this weird typ of blindness where i can't see things RIGHT IN FUCKING FRONT OF ME
kinda annoying
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# This challenge is shit
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# oh yeah
forgot that one
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# wtf are
ronseal (seen it already but no idea)
and dobber - is this maybe too old for my b3tage or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
#
ronseal - google it
dobber is not alone, it is coupled with mong

use the search
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I made something hideous and I don't know what it is...


(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# edit:
did he eat his dummy?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I don't like to experience teeth during oral sex
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# *adblock*
genuinely frightening!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# ARGH, GINGER FRECKLE WOMAN!
KILL IT! KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# OI
I've got one of them and she's wicked. She's knitting me legwarmers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# O H THR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# HOT CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# It's the seams
they make it scary
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# what seams?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# what seams to be the problem officer?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# like fresh rotten penisfungus
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Mmmm, spikey
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Now available at Boots
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# fuhrer not well


feeling a little down lately
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# haha wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# weee
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Looks like fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# i know that sauce
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# *googles punchline*
oof!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# i dont know
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *googles punchline*
oof
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# ha ha ah
silly Hilter... he should go back to Art School.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# needs more stopcock
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# bindunbetterabilliontimes?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# my God that's a Freebs strength pun
well done...

you must have kahones the size of watermelons!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# ha, took me a while
im a right fool
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# tractor beam!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# yup
but I still like it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# needs more farmers
Tra'or beeeeem
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# lol, Star Wars!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# tractors, like the klingons were enemies in the original series
but by the next generation, they were friends
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I've developed a new animation technique!


Expect to see more results in the coming days.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# It seems to have produced some unwanted splitting.
Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# does it only involve iguanas on pogo-sticks goading scenester gimps?
If so, well, great.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# It's a T-Rex.
And that's my friend. He's very far from scenster. And no. There will be more.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# sorry.
what I meant is, "he has hair like a scenester gimp" :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# He should have shaved it all off today.
Now he has hair like a skinhead gimp.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# me too!
yaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# i don't even known what scenster means
and i'd have to agree with dave
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# dave?
how do you know my name? *hides under table*

scenester is a bit like emo but less makeup and more "unique" hairdo.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# i know everyone's name
but only one knows mine
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Why doesn't your friend help Mr T Rex to get whatever he's pogoing for?!
This is cruel and unusual!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# He's an arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# err.....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Tina has a lovely power station
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I celebrated your B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# :D
'high fives over internets'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Well
isn't that nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Maybe something for the next image Challenge ?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# any excuse.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Great Caesar's Ghost!
Not approved by the Comics Code Authority

(Mr_Fingers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Oh Hai Popular Comic :D
EDIT: Also, Bit big there!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# saw that some time ago
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# was just thinking that.
Is the text different?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# no
should I be worrying?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# wow
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# So wrong
it's right :D
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Is this not a pea?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Not by me
But, to my shame, it *is* a pretty obvious thing to do, that probably hundreds have done already.
(Mr_Fingers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Wow, did you post this yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# THIS WAS RATHEN'S FP YOU THIEVING CUNT BAG
YOU SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# even he got
the idea from the original which has been floating around for years
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# THIS HAS NEVER BEEN POSTED HERE BEFORE WELL DONE WITH YOUR POSTING THIS HERE NEVER BEFORE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# fucking fool.
have you read the FAQ?
or you a fuckin hamtoucher?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# How about you just
post a link to superdickery.com so we can see all their covers. Stealing them to post here one by one will take you ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I'm punching my monitor trying to get at you

you tool
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Fucking hell
It's only a bloody picture. Save that kind of vitriol for something that deserves it.

In my (brief) defence, I'd never seen that previous FP and I've had my version lanquishing in my Photobucket account for years. Why I'm actually explaining this, I don't know.

Anyway... I've removed the picture so I don't upset any more Internet Warriors. A thousand pardons that I've upset your delicate internet sensibilities.
(Mr_Fingers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I love it when a plan comes together

/edit: now biden-fied
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Surely face could have been Biden?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I was only going to do mccain and obama
so consider this a bonus

but maybe I will, later
/edit: later is now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# yey!
woosome

i like this!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Joe Biden looks just like Face.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# nah really?
im not seeing it, he looks more like Mr T.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# lol internet sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# lol?
edit: woosome pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# are you unwell?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# possibly,
i don't go out much.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
have you changed Face's face? it doesn't look like it at all.

THAT is GOLD - nice taggage too.

That will own the internet in a matter of days!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# TEAM AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Palin Poll
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# i'd give palin a..........nah fuck it......that's too contrived even for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# "she's a nice looking parrot" - John Cleese
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# funniest bit
is when he apologises to Michael Palin for saying he's not the funniest Palin anymore..

genius
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# :D
"but you aren't..."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Am i missing something
python related?
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# See Joliets link D:
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# What are you both wibbling on about?
Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMyNk8J1c8g
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Yes!
thanks for the link, I definitely needed to see that!
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# he's picking up a yankee accent :(
even when he's not meant to be doing one
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I'm not sure
whether to be really worried about the whole election or just genuinely shit-scared.. not been paying too much attention to it, but the last two days, seen some of the footage and they are all totally fucking barmy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# When has a US election
ever not been scary, barmy and worrisome?
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I remember it not being scary before George W Bush,
Old Sex Case Clinton was alright really!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I miss Bill.
I loved him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Me too
If the worst thing you're remembered for, during your presidential career, is getting up to a bit of hanky panky with a cigar, then you've really not had a bad run.

Bring back Billy. But tell him to keep his mad wife away.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I'll say
he was brilliant. They talk about W having charisma- like fuck he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Ah, see
I can't remember any elections before Georgey W. I do remember the sex case though, that was pretty good although i never understood why they wanted to inpeach him.
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# too true
but this one seems especially screwy
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Voting In America - VPILF
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I'll resist my Scary Palin Nazi Bastard repost (well, unlessd anyone wants it again- doubtful)
That's brill, have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# throw it up here,
i wanna see it.

thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Heukideuhki


img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/Palinbig.jpg -- click for bigger, and better teeth. They took me bloody ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# hehe
it was worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Hurrah! *five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# the inverted cross is the fookin' icing on that cake.
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# :D cheers me dears
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Nice flag action, that chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Class, ma'am
Sheer class.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Why thank you, kind sir!
*giggles and hides behind her highlighter*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Pfft!
The subtleties of the American Electorate summed up in a couple of frames of japery!

JAPES-A-LOLOTICS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# super-well pulled
soz....i mean polled
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# haha!!!
the monster bit was ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Genermpphhhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# haha eep!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# but John Hartson never played for Inter...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Peter Beardsley?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
I saw The Cottage last night.

PuC's quick review: I wish I hadn't bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Can you tell my best mate?
He's convinced we should watch it. I'm convinced that I'm not watching anything with Jennifer 'Face of Madeline McCann crossed with a guinea pig' Ellison in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# it is exceedingly poor
1) the premise is poor
2) the concept is old and better done elsewhere (clearly they were after a 'Texas Chainsaw Mascara meets...')
3) the acting is dubious - Jennifer's acting involve shouting louder when you mean it more, showing tits when there's no dialogue.
4) the only redeeming thing was that there is a nice bit where the two brothers stop bickering for a moment and they're nice to one another... that made me feel good.
5) it's not scary
6) it's not funny
7) it's not well shot or directed
8) the end is predictable.

there's probably more but I've blocked it out.

it's not good enough to enjoy for it's merits and not bad enough to enjoy ironically -- it's average to poor which is a shame because there's a very limited pot of money for Brit films.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I know, a friend of mine's been wading around in pre-prod hell for years
well, I say years, she gave up a couple of them ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# yeah - my brother has too...
he gave up and went for Television instead (where he's having a lot more luck).
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Good that he stayed in media
she went film-theatre-retail.

Poor lassie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# :(
it's virtually fucking impossible.

I'm pretty sure my folks under right his existence, although he has a job now so he has something coming in, but for ages he just had to work hellishly hard for free and hope something came of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Dear Prof Undercover,
in reference to the above point 3, SOLD!

Kind Regards,

Redsushi!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# honestly - I wouldn't bother
she probably gets them out to a greater extent in Hollyoaks or whatever it is she's in... NUTS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I wouldn't watch it even if she was getting ploughed by
Jimmy Corkhill whilst he was bludgeoning her round the head in all honesty....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# she's a right bitch too
was a couple of years older than me at school.

half the young cast of brookie came from our school cos one of the casting agents worked as a peripetetic drama teacher there. tinhead was meant to be alright, and a few of the lads who started just before it got canned were well sound, she was the only one who thought that brookie actually meant something.


and then there's the whole "no i didn't get a boob job, they just doubled in size and became solid overnigh"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I watched 'Wrong Turn 2: Dead End'...
...tuther night. Right bloody gory yuuuk!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# this wasn't that gory
the blonde lass gets the top of head head taken off with a shovel... aside from that not much
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# That was the greatest part of the film
I thought Andy Serkis put in a good performance.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# he put in the best performance
but it wasn't great... better than Heavenly Sword acting though.

Nice to see him play a person, I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I wish I had seen that Moors Murders programme he was in
He needs to get out of the mo-cap suit and do more GOOD films as a person.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# this is really scary.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# If ANYONE makes a Norfolk joke, your name will go down on my 'list'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Norfolking way would I do that, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
now you have to put your own name on your own list!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# shit...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# But it does such a good job of its own accord
i wouldn't dare
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I'm from Somerset, which is equally backward and insular. If not more so. Ergo I'm allowed.
Ha ha ha, NORFOLK and that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ...
If ANYONE makes a Norfolk joke, your name will go down on my 'list' farm ahem
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Vialli's let himself go a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha
*fave inbreeder*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

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