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# Zzzzz Nom Zzzzzz Nom Cluck Zzzzz Nom

He wants them for his supper
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Pablo?
Woo!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# You should listen to The World according to Pablo
by Billie the Vision and the Dancers.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Awwww!
What a fantastic Mr Fox :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Mr Fox is welcome to my hen house . . .
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Awww lookatthelilfoxxywox!
Better shoot him while he's alseep.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I like this thing
this reminds me of my best mate's dad who worked for ICI selling dodgy chemicals to Brazilian farmers for twenty years, have a bottle of Champaign explode in his hand, cutting one eye ball in two, and thus get almost a million in compensation; with which he bought a huge mansion in Surrey where he had enough space to have his own farm yard animals, including chickens

so he left the pen door open one evening; Mr Fox is a hungry beast :)


(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Cheers :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Motherfunking Threadjack!
The Political Editor of The Onion is on Newsnight now :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I look back at my early work
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# And I can remember thinking
"This is good!"
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# And then I look at it
and it just is not very good at all.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
I know how you feel, though.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Are you having a little nervous breakdown Manley?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# How can you tell?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# A bit.
I moved offices yesterday and only one person bothered to say goodbye.

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Aww :[
Do you want a hug?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# :(
That is a right fucker!

Cunt them in the fuck!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Cochanillo is the most win thing in the world ever!
If you ever find yourself in Madrid, seek out a restaurant called Vieja Madrid and get it there! It is awesome :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I shall bear that in mind :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# You should.
Best meal I have ever had in my motherfucking life!

Better than the shitty restaurant that is supposedly the most expensive in Madrid that Bill Clinton apparently eats at.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Compo it!
HARD!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# It doesn't rhyme.
I suppose I could say it's McCain, but that's a bit of a stretch.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I was thinking
along the lines of palin
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Again, it's a stretch.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I say
:D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# :D
'Ning fella
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# elllooooo
howzit ?
*sips a little Jamesons*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# It's good, thanks :D
*sips Murphys*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Quick, dirty and unoriginal.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Oh yes, very dirty.
Woo!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# A fine carving . . . glowing indeed !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# it had to be done really
woo
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The odds are against him
But will he triumph?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# of course he'll triumph! he's a cockermaimy all american american!
and the bad guys aren't even american! hah! they deserve to die!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Hard !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I can't imagine him coming this July . . .
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# depends,there's a reason he hired palin.
awesome.gif
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Get on up !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
#
BRUCE IS
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Alternate compo?

Ox wearing socks with dreadlocks blocks cocks in frocks in cardboard box from hawks shocked by fox with clocks while xerox on rocks with chocs mocks crocks.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# That is fucking epic!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# hahaha you mentalist
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# ^ mental! T.J. anybody got a link to a halloween mega mix I can download for my kids party tonight?
I'll pay in buscuits
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# No, but if you don't play the monster mash then you fail at children's halloween parties.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# got that covered
I want a couple of half hour long mixes I can just leave alone
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Type halloween mega mix into YouTube . . . and hear/see what happens . . .
If you can kype the sounds
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# It's an outdoor party
but I'll keep that in mind.

In other news, it's almost November and I have some healthy looking tomatoes still growing in my garden
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# you're in bloody california
if i lived in california i'd have tom's growing all damn year.
what's the temp over there at the moment
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# a balmy 82 F
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# You have no right to celebrate Winter festivals with weather like that!
You bastard!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Yummmmmmm . . . bobbing for bloody tomatoes !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# If you had asked me yesterday I could have
but I can't get to it now :(
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# monster mash, bad manners.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Also, am I the only one whose resolution is messing up the pumpkins, so some are stretched a pixel or two taller?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Here is...
some spooky sounds I use... I have a PA system I put on the front porch... Some little kids will not come up to the door... 'tis great.

www.netreview.net/halloween/files/
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Thanks so much! I really appreciate that
:)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# one track
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# by the docks
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# fucksocks
0_O
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# haha
epic
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# needs more obamas in pyjamas
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# That Rocks !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# repost time?

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# *embassies embassy*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# buffalo buffalo
buffalo buffalo buffalo (how many was it again?) buffalo etc etc
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I don't know human
I also don't know what the multiple buffalo statement means

other than maybe someone is having some kind of massive electrical discharge in the brain
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# That Big Mac's lookin' pretty good about now !
So does the double decker burger !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# <s>Z</s> N

Terribly sorry, this is rather tasteless.
Original
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Check the original :P
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Nope.
Still blows.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# oh
but of course
but it's an unusual perspective isn't it
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# arg.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# ?
pyramid fortress?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# where's your
niggur at?
are you kidding me
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# ris?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# lol it sounds like nigger now
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Fuck off :]
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# RACITS!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# This is obviously a play on Ziggurat, but what?
Edit: Oh for fucks sake, have the BBC not offended people enough this week without replacing Jonathon Ross with fucking Speed?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# What was up the other night?
You seemed angry.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I was angry!
The BBC have outraged me so fucking much!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Ah, I see.
I'm more pissed off at the media attention.
I'm sure Russell Brand is pissing himself laughing.
Or just pissing himself, it's cheaper than hair products.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# he probably rubs goat piss and goat pheremones into his follicles
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Hahahah this is very true
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# what's up with speed
he was great in citizen smith
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Citizen Smith is the greatest sitcom of all time!
FREEDOM FOR TOOTING!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# power to the people and all that
or in the case of speed,utilities to the people or some such, he now works as a gas fitter/plumber in the next town up the road from me, it's what he used to do when he was 'resting'
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# O Rly?
Awesome! I bought the box set a couple of years back :D I forgot how amusing it was :D

Robert Lindsay ftw! \o/
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I WANNA SEE WHAT MY ICON LOOKS LIKE

ahh, ok :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Click "Update your profile".
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# oh, traditional cornish hatred
:)

it's very naughty

:(
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# :P
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# heh
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
#

CFB


Edit: slightly refined the image
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# HADOUKEN
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# couldn't have said it better myself
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Hot . . . Bobby Bob Bob !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# look into my eyes.
not around the eyes.



Click for bigger (395KB)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# AHHHHHMMMM GOING HOME!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# oooh
that is very good
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# If she will be Mary Shelley with me . . . I will be Frank with you . . .

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# My name is Mok
thanks a lot.....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# tranny bib fortuna?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# *mind slip*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# It's Just
a Jump to the Left...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# superb
:)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# CURRY!
I've always wanted a pencil sketch of Tim Curry! Can you do him as the pesky hotel manager from Home Alone 2?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# superb work, sir
very nicely shaded
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Hot fun !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a quick pearoast
www.b3tards.com/u/21747264c65a6162c8c0/mccainmodel2.jpg
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# This confuses me
sexually
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# It does that to many people.
*nods sagely*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# NIce to see the he's keeping a breast of the situation !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# BoB
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Best post ever
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Bucketofbob.come . . .
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob
bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
#
Bobby Bob Bob Bobby Bob Bob Bobby Bob Bob Bobby Bob Bob
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody cheap foreign electronics... Buy American!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
she does that hand thing a lot i've noticed
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Six-Gun Sally!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I meant to ask you the other day,
is that your band in that link in your profile?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# yeah, mostly disbanded now though
I still play from time to time with the lead guitarist. One day I'll finish my jukebox and bombard /board with songs
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Well I very much enjoyed it :D
Not enough Rockabilly going on nowdays IMO!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ^this
and hurry up with the dukebox
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Yes Sir!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# awww thanks!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I've thought of doing that
But it involves

* Getting Vista to stop sucking at audio
* Getting Vista to stop sucking at audio
* Cleaning up the bassline on a few songs
* Sequencing drums
* Getting Vista to stop sucking at audio
and
* Sequencing more bloody motherpissing drums
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Pfft!
What do you use for your production?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Adobe Audition
for mixing, Goldwave for direct wave editing though I try and do as little of that as possible these days, and Sibelius for composition. And actually Cubase for drum sequencing at the minute, which may be one of my issues.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Ah
it looks as if I may have to switch to vista when I buy a new system. I run Cubase and Kontact. What's the problem with the audio in Vista?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# They've jsut crippled a couple of things
The drivers are actually fine but the main enormous irritation is that you can't record a sound that's playing anymore. Apparently people could record a radio broadcast from the internet, which is akin to raping grandmothers in Microsoft's eyes. Given the amount that I actually code up in MIDI and loop across, this really irritated me.

I've also had programs crap out on me once or twice -- Sibelius was very good at doing that for a while.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# why does Vista suck at audio?
Granted I've just had to buy Sony Acid pro 7 because the SQL database for the media manager in version 6 did not work with vista, but now that's fixed, Soundforge and Reason 3 work perfectly.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8894079
i've never actually used soundforge and never even *heard* of reason... audition works perfectly well which is most of what i need.

also i just bought myself an SE Electronics USB2200 mic so i've got to get back on it soon.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# never heard of Reason?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Hmm looks interesting
I just gathered enough software to do what I wanted and stopped looking. I've never claimed to be either good or refined...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# You have noticed this because you have basically spent the last 2 weeks
simply google image searching her and porn :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# ...
and gawd bless him and all who sail in him for his dereliction dedication to duty
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# pretty much
although mostly porn, it's a bugger finding the right sauce,take ages, i have a good stock of palin images and zimbio.com keeps me refreshed.
also got some new retro pants pics so i'm busy for a while.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# you know what I've been thinking about.
In all of those McCain rallies where Sarah is on the stage (polished to absolute perfection - the stage, not Sarah.. well her too) there must be some magnificent upskirt photos floating around.. know what I mean? Where are they I ask you? where?!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I think you've thought about this far too much.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# every waking moment, it's starting to affect my home life
work has gone to pot... friends no longer call..

I must have a genuine upskirt!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Or far too little - he hasn't booked tickets to any of her rallies, nor has he yet bought a camera with a zoom lens! Slacker.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# ahhh, now you see... I did buy the camera...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
i'm sure they can be created found
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Reminds me of..
This:

It does..
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# DO THIS NOW!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# steady on!
you're talking about my future ex-wife
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Oh, dear. Sorry to hear about the theoretical future breakup of your marriage to Palin!
What will was it have been that may have will have happened?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# *head asplodes*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# ...
o :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# isn't there an "o"
in country?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# She's the bomb !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# ^been set up
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# isn't she flattered that so many people want to fuck her
maybe she should do some hardcore and the publicans COULD win after all...
it's worth a try.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I'm game!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# that reminds me
when's the next series of 24?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# It's good to talk...



Pub time.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# pssttt
who is she?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Showing my age
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Crikey! "It's you we answer to" - those were more innocent days...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# That is Maureen Lipman,
in a famous advert for Yellow Pages from the 80's innit....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# what!!!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# arghhhh I've been living a lie!!


actually I do recall it now I've watched it... I think... no, I know I am getting old.. and forgetful...

*slits wrists
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Hah Hah
Very good.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# november 1st...


Click for bigger (39KB)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I like this!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# i like that!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Poor punkey...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Thats it Mr. O'Lantern . . . have a hair of the Jack !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# aww poor old pumpky
woo
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I hate halloween

My costume ideas are always bad.

I should probably go to the pub.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Thread Jack...
Does anyone remember how to force a gif to reload upon completion to get that asynchronous effect when the gifs are tiled?

Edit: Vera nice... have a clickey!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I guess so . . . how do you get the liquid in ya ?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Or outta ya?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Costume ideas
don't talk to me about costume ideas
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I wonder how Optimus is doing?
I do...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# shirley he's not out yet
he's a canuck
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Ahhhhh...
I didn't know. That thing's going to make a hell of a racket whilst dancing, not to mention large amounts of frictive heat.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# it's only card
the one i saw earlier this year was fairly quiet
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Someone sent this to me, no idea where it came from

they found it on the internet ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# *ignores*

*throws faq*

*flames on /talk*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Hmm
maybe I'll edit... I was being ironic.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# irony, this is no place for that
Dear Daily Mail.....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# "ILLEGAL WEB IMMIGRANTS STEALING OUR IRON"
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Maybe I'll add a smiley, because I knew you were
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# DAMMIT
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# :)
it's late
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# *attention whores
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Oh Yes!
love the retro clock too.

Nice one Nigel!~
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Purdy in pink !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# also available in apple green
but i haven't done that one yet, it's a bugger getting her skin tone to nearly match the sauce.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# But it sure is fun workin' her over . . .
hummmmmmmmmmn . . . .
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# On a similar note...
I got this as a birthday card today. My in-laws have their finger on the pulse. Obviously I didn't make this, but please be kind, it's my birthday.

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is absolutely ace!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Barrack Obama
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Luckily,
they're speaking so quickly he can't hear what they're saying.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# FASTER!
I almost caught a word
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# It's to encourage you
to watch it more than once.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# You lose!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Goood day sir!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# good day
to you
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I said
good day sir!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# he needs that fungus on him as well
and then to be run over by a monkey a MONKEY on a segway and the some WHALES ON MOTHER FUCKING STILTS
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Ham bone neck . . .
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# splorp!
*accesses Ripe Program*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Another BBC scandal, utter scum etc.., ban this etc..,
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# i am now hoping arse face now has me on ignore
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Pfft!
Suck hatred ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# not hatred
just a dislike of nasty smells
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# who buys that paper?

Britain really is a funny* place

*fucked up
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# what?
its the moral code of great britain


/sarcasm mode off, not a nazi
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# To be honest with you,
I am amazed that so many people link to it on here!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Hahahah
To be fair, some of the filth they publish beggars belief and must be shared for the amazement and mirth for the rest of us
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Oh I do not doubt that in the slightest,
but it is that people will subject themselves to having to read it :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# you are shitting me
they are genuinely trying to ban comedy. Or rather, comedy they do not understand.

I honestly think that something needs to be done soon with the Daily Mail in terms of prosecuting it for attempting to deny freedom of speech

And that's from a two year old repeat!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# "Three minutes after the programme ended, a discussion forum about Boyle's offensive comment was started on the Internet."
Fucking hell whoever that was must code quickly...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# eh
it was a REPEAT

fuckin world, I hate it

/stomps off in hissy fit, trips over in high heels and tears dress
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I saw Mock the Week
it was a repeat..but Daily Fascist dont state that

I fell off the sofa laughing at Frankie Boyle. utter genius.

if you want to buy me a xmas pressie buy the x rated version
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Not just that,
I reckon they only picked up on it after that Emily woman brought it up on Newsnight last night with Mark Thompson D:
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# DAILY MAIL IN IMPLYING THE QUEEN WORKS IN MCDONALD SHOCKER
BUCKINGHAM PALACE REFUSES TO COMMENT
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Ghoastly . . . up skirt !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# why don't the daily mail just go for it and have a swastika on the front page
they love the Nazis and sucked Mosley's cock
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# fucking hell
he makes that kinda crack EVERY WEEK!!!
and that episode was a fucking repeat!!!

i think even their cartoonist has had enough of them
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# That joke was made AGES ago
(and is one of the funniest jokes ever... along with "you have the body of someone half your age... growing inside your womb"... Frankie is great)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ESgHRI5HI
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# twuntytwunts
There has to be a way to trick the Mail into banning itself.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Elizabeth!


Don't know how relevant this is. However I bloody love Frankie
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I wonder what the Daily Express would make of this
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Aggghhhh it's conservative correctness gone mad
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha
what a fucking fuckon about fucking fuck all

"How dare they even think of touching the Queen with their filth!"

oh FOR FUCKS SAKE

fucking retarded paper, with retarded readers making retarded comments

fucking hell

what a vacuous shoal of piss
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Peter - what strange company you keep...

Apologies for long absence, busy emigrating :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# HEROESLOL!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I couldn't be arsed to replace "heroes" with "wankers", though it should perhaps be done...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# She rose and then he rose . . .
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# emigrating? tsk.
bloody foreigners, eh?

PS what's Joe Biden's special power? is it something to do with his tongue?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# pah - none of that cheek.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Wouldn't it be great ...
... if more people turned out to buy the third Futurama film than voted on Tuesday? ;-)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# happy paedo home delivery night!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Woo.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Woo yay! :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I never ordered one of them!
Much wooness!
:D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Boo!~
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# this is rather splendid
also, i want my hitler back now !!!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# This is excellent
wooness
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Doin' the Skeloween Dance !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# very nice sir :D
some glow in the dark balls swinging side to side would work great
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Yay :)
Have an adorable otter playing with a pebble I took at lunchtime:


Click for bigger (270KB)

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# You are too good!
Awesome camera work!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# wow, right place, right time
National Geographic it
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# he's training
for the shotputt
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Yay . . . the lil' otter gets a pebble for his trick or treat !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# nice!
the ones at Whipsnade are great fun too
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I wanted to get up there tomorrow
my friend with the car is proving elusive :(
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# nice shot
right in the face by the looks ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# nice one that man.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# he seems happy
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# bugger thats good
have a wooo hoooo
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# spookywoo!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Love the alternative Holiday name, classic!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Smell my finger.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Roflcopter
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I worked for that lot
An unpleasant experience
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Who?
Big Pictures?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Yep
Right at the time when young Prince Harry attacked a photographer, which was one of ours
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Lovely :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# It actually made me leave the job
The resulting camera crews outside the office the following day, and having a television camera shoved in my face every time I went for a fag, made me think about the nature of the business I was working in; because it wasn't particularly pleasant

Plus I have absolutely no interest in celebs, which kinda meant the job wasn't really working in any case :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# we all know your real love lies with the animals
:)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Sexy Titted Animals! ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Absolutely mate
look at the job i've got now, best moment of conscience possible :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# *glee*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Andrex?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen... Elvis Presley has shit on his daughters hand
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# That's his wife innt?
no, really...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Who is that?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# dear god man
is your soup brain
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Nah,
but my brain may be soup :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Elvis has left the bathroom.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Fudge I guess?


I liked his nervous ticks. Please shop if u have inspiration.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

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