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[challenge entry] Never run out of batteries again!

(radja, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Haha
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Hahaha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hehe
It's the next logical step.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# haha!!
i'm liking this compo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Very nice but...
Wouldn't a thermonuclear reactor be fusion and not fission?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Well. That answers that question!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# does the pope shit the woods?
how does this answer the question?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Fresh Water Mole 'shopped this once ;)
The answer is yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Oh yes, I'd forgotten about that one...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Where his holiness does his business
is his business.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I bet
there's Izal 'toilet paper' in there...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Naaa
They use rabbits:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# haha
this was my other thought.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Where did you get the source for that?
It looks exactly the same as my brother's cabin's toilet in Norway.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I went to
www.yourbrotherscabinstoiletinnorway.com
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I suspected as much
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Jacob?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Making sure it arrives ON TIME!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hard Rock Hallelluyah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Delivering cans of whoopass!
YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# yes!
but my parcel arrived slightly damaged, and Mr Norris was less than helpful over the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# 6 minute doodle, 06/11/2008
Haben sie.



Took longer than 4 minutes due to line thickening.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# THE FOURTH HOLE!! *face fucks*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ace
I knew it was you when I saw the evisceration. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Ah, it's nice to be predictable.
Toast's got his little chappies, mofaha's got his angular wimmins, I've got my amputees...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I've got these now

Paint & Picasion workmashes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Ooooooh *favourites*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# mnnnnnnnngggggg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Yes. This.
I would never cut off my nose, though - there isn't an instrument out there big enough for the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# but...
how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *sniffs wrist* of blackberries and roses.
I can't draw women that don't look like that, so you'll just have to make do with her having my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# mmmm....
*snuffles*

oh, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# This is not the first time I've been snuffled by teacher
although, to be fair, the last one was more of a lecturer and he was extremely drunk and in a hedge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# lecherer?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Not usually, no.
Drink was obviously not his friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# jamaica!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Damn you thickening line!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Cheers dears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# she has front bottom for hair
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Why thank you
*strokes forehead labia*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Clitoral hoodie!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# *runs like fuck to go out in the rain*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# "Is that.....hair-gel?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# This is actually one of those palindromic images
Facing right, a boy with his nose cut off.
Facing left, a snooty lady having a bad hair day.

Therefore I like this alot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# a GIRL with her nose cut off.
Girly girly girl girl.

Cheers though. I can't see owt facing left but I'll take your word for it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Sorry! Girl then!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

This is what I see facing left...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# haha SPOTTED!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# that's very nice cap'n
:) woo
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Danke schön
Nice style.

I thought it said 'Juck you, Jace' first though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Ta lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Can I keep your handwriting? I'll be gentle with it and pet it everyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# You most certainly can.
A girl at work has joined your club. She wants me to write down some stuff so she can get it tattooed. If she doesn't give me copy soon though, she's going to get a tattoo design that says 'indecisive fucking woman' on it.

edit: your birthday drawing is coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# if she gets in a prominant place, i'd even try it on with her.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# She's fairly prominent, she's sat over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAY.
How are you the today? Also, it's on the weeeeekend. Which is a mile away.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I was strangely happy earlier
considering the shit's hit the fan at work.

I'm calmer now. More....pensive.

Jew?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# No, I'm a nothing.
But, none the less, I am marginally well. Feeling a little under the weather and heady though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Me too, I've got a headache.
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *gets cosy*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# very nice!
in other news, you need to invest in a scanner.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# And bring it to work with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# well......................yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Where would I put it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# This is gorgeous
x
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Just like you :D
*smooth as fuck, me*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# oh noes!
nice drawing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Fizzy as fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I'm not pulling that pin
you shook it up first, I bet.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I bet this has already happened.
"Here's a message from Coca Cola for you, Osama!"

*boom*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha, awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# im clicking that
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I LOVE THIS
/grenade fetish blog
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# very nice!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# at last!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Oh Judas Priest ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# congrats.
I have 16 to go to 15000 but I don't think I can be arsed marking the occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Then just get your kit off, take a picture
and be done with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# eat 15000 eggs
and take a picture of your poo the next day
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# there's only
537 in that picture

*asperges*

edit: congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Haha glad someone other than me did that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# us savants
have to stick together
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# it's misty
there are loads in the background that you can't make out
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# crafty...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Now you've said that
some poor sod with OCD will have to count them and count them and count them and count them and count them
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# and then
wash their hands 537 times...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Or
the bad things will happen.

/abuse of psychotherapy blog
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Bravo You!
I'm going to *click* to celebrate ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha. Congrats.
What happened to nekkkid tiem?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# BLOODY NORA
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Hurrah for you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# *counts*
Oops, one missing.
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# OH YEAH 12829 BIATCH
CLICK FOR ME IN THE NUDE OH YEAH!!!

You just gotta ask yourself one question...is it sfw? WELL IS IT PUNK?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# badly packed kebab
yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Brilliant!
congrats :D

/1701
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Cor congrats on your 4000
That's a lot of posts. Don't you have a life?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# ahhaa i have never done on of thease
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# oi!
stop! thief!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# mwahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# classic modern
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] grrr
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# i am being to truely believe that respect for other people, particularly women, gets you nowhere.
I think I will be rude to the next person that comes along.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# rape her face
and wipe your cock on her cat as you leave
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# i have had nothing but bad experiences with cats. If it continues, after I do that I'll pass as jewish even when nude.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Yowzers!
*winces*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# cat shagger

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# No
Don't let the reactions of a few put you off good manners.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# it's more the fact that rude pushy people seem to do better than me
I'm not exactly polite...*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# You seem to be doing pretty well (from profile)
4th year maths student. Should have no probs getting a good job.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# im trying to avoid work!! I'm applying for phd places, whether I'll get one or not is a different story.
I turn in my final assignment tomorrow. so i've already hit the grog.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Good luck with getting the PhD
I dont mean to sound like an arse, but beware of becoming over-qualified and under-experienced.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# im trying to avoid real world work and head into academia.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# It's great.
Unti you realise that most professors are f***ing odd people and that you really are a) the sanest one around and b) fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# haha...
he's a-hunting bounty!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of two dildos?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I think you've
er...filled a gap in the market.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# but I like pushing out a really solid turd. I like the plopping sound as it hits the water.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# haha..nice
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# peener-pads...
...are a real product sold in the USA (where else), for wiping off that last little dribble.
(VicePresidentOfTheFunk, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all they need!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# looks good
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# needs more drinking straw, paper clip, rubberband and dog.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# so macgyver could build
a large hadron collider
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# McNabb could do that just with a toothpick.
He'd use it to threaten the particles to collide!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# mcnabb's a sissy
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Yeah.
Norris could just do it with a look.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# don't talk to me about Norris
Bungle could think about it and it'd happen
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] nice one :))
repost: i guess it's how you define 'macho'

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Well orginally I was going to do this in an existing thread


But at the last minute I thought the toothpick was better.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# haha...
they're both good.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# YA CALL THAT A KNOIFE?!!?!?!?!?!?!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# AAH! i see you've played knifey spooney before....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# national sport kid.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Oh very good.
Very good.

Minimum effort, maximum impact.

You lazy bastard. Hell I like you - you can come to my house and fuck my sister.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I've never been to your house:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# You have.
You just don't remember, thankfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# No
I just member the sister:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# No one forgets my sis.
No one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# why not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*crys*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Because you are of the sinistral side and suckle at the teats of Satan's own whores.
And your shoes are muddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Yeah!
I've only got shit on mine!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Swiss Army toothpick, erm, ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Ha Ha!
does it work though?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# it has a small plastic respiratory device
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Science
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# In the Thames!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# ammoniacal
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Word of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# flAshlight
or
flEshlight?

either way: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Flesh.
Know your sex toys!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ah yes
i remember having heard something about it
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Woo
Does it tan as well?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha
a real man's fake fanny!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha!
*plugs self into national grid*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# how much are they
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Oh, Kebab.. No.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# you mean I'm not allowed a fleshlight?
it's better than what I have now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# A tramp's mouth?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
#
mouth torso with a small hole gouged out in the stomach
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# look in your Junk folder.
or your "Special Internet Offers to Try Out" folder.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# fleshlights are a hundred or so australian dollars. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooh, that's reminded me...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] a mans gay group
Y M C A-team


hope thats better
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Just a cup of soup and a Valium for me, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# You should get some guar gum to cure the hunger cramps.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I tried molten Boron.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# OTTO VON BISMUTH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# better than what?

/edit: ooooh political
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# the cotton bud incident!
say nowt
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Nicely!
On the subject of this kind of awesome/wrong fusion fun, I've just seen this music video for the first time:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4hcCs78_kE

That song will never be the same again in my head :(
And no, it's not a rickroll
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Better than sex?
No

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I like manly cocktails

As my profile pic attests.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# YOU LOVE THE COCK
tails
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Just a pint of Methanol and an asbestos cigarette for me, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *lights cigarette with flamethrower
after several minutes*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# How do you light an asbestos cigarette?
*mind pissage*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# with a flamethrower
but it takes several minutes

edit: hehe
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# with magic?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# with a plasma cutter
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# You should get some soup and valium to keep the boozy nasty feeling away.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Watch out for the VAT man
that looks like red diesel which should only be used in plant and machinery due to its reduced VAT rate of 5%
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# rumbled!
I siphoned it from a tractor.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# get orf moi laaaaand
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# dinna dinna dinna dinna VATman!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Ha!
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I hope they're
manly yarns.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# look at her face, the filthy girl
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Tried it
It's no Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster but it's still got a kick some may find refreshing.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# yes
like being hit with a uranium rod wrapped in a slice of lemon...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] May as well legitimise it...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# needs more missed urine
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# what are you?
an amateur?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Look most men couldn't hit the broadside of a barn
if they where stood right up to it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# listen lassie
you pick t'barn and i'll enter pissing contest with ye. we'll see who can't hit t'broadside then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# no.
usually voyour, sometimes anal
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# oh my
that's 72 different kinds of woo

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# can't be 72.. i counted 71.
name them please
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *recounts*
nope definitely 72

I think the one you're missing is 'splerg'.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Do you have to finish on a double?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# You have to force the urinal cake out of the bowl
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# ^this is actually a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Is the back line
For someone with an 8 foot penis?

Woo etc
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Where's Bully's special prize?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
You're in fine fettle this morning, squire!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# This compo has set off
my hitherto repressed bloke side.

All this metrosexual stuff is not good you know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# ONEHUNDREDANDEEEEEEIIIIIIGHTYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
have a late woo and a click!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The manly man bread slicer/pusher
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# yes!
edit: nice title edit :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# no!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# maybe!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Can you repeat the question
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# you're not the boss of me now
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# please shut the door
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# oh ok....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# shut up woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# ningles chap
nice name change!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ningles Dave
are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# as well as can be expected
when I have to bloody work for a living.

I'm thinking of building a pressure sensitive keyboard, so that the harder you type, the bigger/bolder/more capitalised your letters come out. It'd beat the old-fashioned shift key/caps lock idea - d'you reckon there'd be a market for it?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I don't think I'll show this to the beardedwife
it will give him ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I actually want to do this....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# CHEAT
Its already cut. Your manproduct does nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# In your perfect 'woman world' it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# It's a device for pushing slices over
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# WOAH THAT IS A MANLY BREADPUSHER I TAKE IT ALL BACK.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
because you're too manly to be able to move bread
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Or when you get back from the shops
and discover your loaf's been squished at the bottom of the bag. What do you do?

Chainsaw.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Aaaha chainsaw
The cause of, and solution to, most of life's problems
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Damn fucking right
it's the only macho way to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Now I know what to get the manwife for christmas
Thanky Donkey! :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# waves penis in a blessing way
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# fucksocks
just paid a fortune for that hoping to look all manly like
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Lies
I bet you knock slices of bread over with your hands
Real men use chainsaws!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# this!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# THE BREAD IS ALREADY SLICED
THIS IS THE PRODUCT OF A GIRLY VERSION OF A SHADOW OF A MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# stop using caps-lock to sound macho
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# OH HOLY FUCK, YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T SAY I USE CAPS LOCK
IT HAS BEEN MORE THAN TWO YEARS, WHY DOES THIS HATESPEECH CONTINUE? THERE IS A NEW BLACK PRESIDENT AND YOUR INTOLERANCE STILL DOES NOT CEASE.

FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# NAGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# CAPSLOCK IS A WAY OF LIFE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# WAIT NO THATS WRONG.
ITS ALL ABOUT THE LITTLE FINGER ON THE SHIFT KEY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# LITTLE RIGHT HAND FINGER WORKOUT
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I WOULD USE BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY IF THE M AND O KEYS STILL DID THEIR THING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# You FRAUD
I can see you clearly typed the first post in a finger-on-the-shift kind of way, but then you got cocky and thought you'd outsmart us all by CAPSLOCKING the last one! I see through your thinly veiled disguises!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# CAPS LOCK'S FOR PUSSIES, REAL MEAN SHIFT
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# ^this text is ripe for a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# ALSO
REAL MEN TAKE IT UP THE ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I'm unable to wear that in Amsterdam
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# d'ya live in the dam?
it's acceptable in certain parts shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# yes
well jeah, but on one side you have the Islamic thug fucks who kick gays to shit, the other side me (who is a raging heterosexual) who doesn't like to be raped in the butt.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# bwahahaha
fair do's i guess. true too, holland feels less and less open-minded the more i hang around the Hague, it feels like i live in mini-morroco sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# maybe it got something to do with that fucked up peado/anti-freedom religion...
Tip:

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8105709395775858867



(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# i reckon it might just.
can't watch the vid though, i'm at work and they fucking hate us having fun....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I HATE YOU ALL, YOU FUCKING SHITTY JOKESTEALERS
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=REAL+MEN+USE+THE+SHIFT+KEY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Jesus, I'm not checking everyones log from 2007
I'll pay you one cookie for that joke
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# YOU'LL PAY ME MY MINIMUM FEE OF SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS.
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=MY+PINKIES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Why that's the best idea since...
since, oh I can't think of anything. It's good, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I went drag racing last night.
 
 
It wasn't really what I expected.
 
 
 
Still, it was fun!
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
Hi mum!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hi mum!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I went racist dragging last night
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Then the rope broke after about 20 miles?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Last night dragged. I went racist.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# MY GOD THAT'S GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
JOKES ARE BETTER THAN TECHNIQUE?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# FUCK OFF JOKES!
they're HUGE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# HUGE JOKES!
They're technically fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# that's not what she said
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Gaaah!
spangs
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# hahah
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha!
Come on, Tim!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# possibly would. *fetches more beer*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Hi mum!
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# i designed you all a magazine cover in the magazine there is a stories about selebrities.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# RIMSMACK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# RIMSNACK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# RIM
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# SMACK
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# THIS IS ART, MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# AND THIS, IS MAN-ART!
*WHAPS OUT MASSIVE FUCKING PORK-SWORD*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# SEAMZINE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I MADE IT LIKE THE PEOPLE USED TO
BEFORE PHOTOSHOPS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# +1 GLUE POINT
YOU CAN EXCHANGE THAT FOR BISCUITS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# MAGIC?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# You mean....
MS paint? Hooray for paper and scissors!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Hahah!
Glue ftw
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# YES
good use of the grocer's apostrophe
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I'm glad someone notic'd
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Oh yes. I'm all about the detail's
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I do like the use of
the paedo from eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Hahah yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I have a design for a 370-blade razor/scourpad that I got patented a couple of months ago.
SHAVING EXECUTIVES: GAZ ME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] the best a man can get
(radja, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# :) I do like his challenge
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I can see the logic....
No head = no beard
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I STILL GET NIPPLETUFTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I LIKE THAT WORD
IT IS NOW MY MISSION TO USE IT IN CONVERSATION 3 TIMES THIS WEEK.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# haha!
that's why they call him Scarface?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Tribute to: http://b3ta.com/board/8910332
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I wouldn't sully my arse
With THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# merci...
but i want my arse CLEAN
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Keira body double == 13 year old boy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# either way
i would
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# did you just say you'd
do a 13 year old boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hi!
grab a sense of humour and sit down
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# not a boy at that age -
is a man with bald bollox!
(waxdart hello., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# surely
it should be Natalie Portman since she was her body double
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Natalie Portman is a 13 year old boy AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Jewish too
so cleaner down there
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Is that a fact?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# that Jews are cleaner or that she's Jewish?
apparently the reason every bloke in america is circumsised is for cleanliness, and not in case the Jews or Muslims come to power
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# So you're saying Natalie is circumsised?

Hahaha never mind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# lets not go there
don't fancy ending up in court
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Keira gives me the horn
A little A cup is fine.
Just means in a few years they wont be round her kness. Planning for tomorrow, thats me.
(waxdart hello., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Yes but worringly only in Bend It Like Beckham.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# she was 18 back then.
Yeap works for me.
(waxdart hello., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I don't mind small titties either.
The girls think I'm so sensitive and sweet for saying that.

"NOW SHAVE YOUR HAIRY MINGE IT DISGUSTS ME"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS WHY AM I SINGLE?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I saw some talk of JML products
and well... in my head it looked better
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Ahha
It took me a bit of RISing but I got it!

Good stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# You've obviously never heard of
www.extremeironing.net
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH
¬¬
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# i have
but have they ever done it on a boner?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Ahhhh
Maybe you should have made it obvious it was viagra in the pill box:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Subtle is the new blatant!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Yes but that was a little too subtle.
You may have a working knowledge of Viagra, but I don't:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I just looked at the image
And noticed the ironing board has a remarkable lack of legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Ah yes.
But shirly you'd have better balance if you had the board lengthways:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# that was my first thought too
but I couldn't find a starting image that was right for it :(
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# No, not this time
I'm just not. No.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# ohhhh
horsed in work :( :(
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# It's too subtle!
I only just got it!

pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Oooh, I get it now.
verr gut :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Oh!
I geddit....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)

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