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Does exactly what it says on the tin

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(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)

F I A L !

EDIT: ~~F I A L !~~ Fixed now - Woo!

2ND EDIT: WTF you added another one? Waits for it to animate...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)

LOL FORUM IMAGE TAGS LOL FLAIL.

edit: YAY GOOD NOW, CLICK.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)

fucking whoops

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)

haha

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)

<img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3058/3023258918_512eb2e14e_o.gif">

^correct tag.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)

You nice person you!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)

EDIT! Don't delete.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)

Oh, and your cfbs don't.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)

and its not a tin

its a packet

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)

it's actually a flow wrap

/works in packaging industry

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)

well fuck me!!!

everyday's a school day

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)

FIAL

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)

U
N
F
A
I
L

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)

You don't need skinny jeans to look like a cunt.

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Shlvng, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)

WHOOPS!

try again my friend EDIT bravo old bean

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)

You all know the hosting on here is fucked right?

It also has the least user friendly toolset ever. Oh hang on, there are no tools.

I shall prevail though ;-)

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)

You could try this

www.b3tards.com/uploader.php
You might find it easier

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)

Nicely edited.

Woo. Just ignore the people shouting fail, they have nothing better to do.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)

^ FAIL

* Has nothing else to do...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)

grab that pile of ironing and get busy

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)

Marvellous!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)

That . . . was a close shave !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)

you're sharp today

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)

I've been taking cutting edges . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)

oh very smooth

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)

well here it is get your popcorn and beer ready

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Original Fight Poster

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)

CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

Also, this meerkat is way too in focus

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)

Also this ^

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

What she said ^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)

I'M TALKING DOWN TOWN!

I'm off for films and popcorn tiem.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)

Rumble in the Jong-il

WOO YAY HOUPLE PANOWIE AND THE OTHER 2.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

FUCKING GIVE HIM WHAT FOR BARRY!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

5 round mininum!

I WANT MY TUPPENCE BACK!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)

Boom Boom . . . out go the ilights !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)

BARRY FUCK IN THE HIM CUNT!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

Whoops.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

hahahappinessmackbangwallop

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)

Wooness,miss!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)

hahaha

how strange

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)

Guess who!

Click for bigger (25KB)

If we're allowing 400px wide, is 801px really too high?

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littlefish I like cheese, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)

The Pope?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)

guess.jpg?

Zane lowe?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)

BEAR GRYLLS?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)

Cheeky 50s binman?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

The Phantom ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)

Close, but

no cigar

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littlefish I like cheese, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm

na!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)

Alan Seam-man?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

Another

excellent guess, but getting colder.

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littlefish I like cheese, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

David SEAMan?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)

It's not any SEAM man.

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littlefish I like cheese, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)

Gravy seals?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)

No seals

Just say what you see.

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littlefish I like cheese, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)

Mick Jag car

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)

Getting closer

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littlefish I like cheese, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)

is it...

no it's gone

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)

It's Jimmy Carr

Are you all blind?

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littlefish I like cheese, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)

oh yeah

*sings Crocodile shoes*

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)

~~blind~~ bored

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)

Mmmmmm...

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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)

I
S
?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)

Nobody puts baby in the car seat

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)

When I optomised it for the web it

you couldn't really read the sign in the back but I guessed that most people would know what it said.

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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

Maybe ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

Click for readable.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)

Yay

I love these :D

Edit: Woah Nelly!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)

You can't just fucking edit it in!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

NELLY!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)

haha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

Yay...

C_wL_OI_OC_oK

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)

I'd love you to tattoo my whole body with a tiny tattoo biro.

I'd call it a Birtoo.

Did i mention it's also win?

FUCKING HELL, I LOVE THIS ONE MORE THAN THE OTHERS, QUICKLY, FP IT!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)

tarro!

like the cards.

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)

What's a chinese tallo?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)

lacist

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)

Tarot.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)

Haha this ^

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)

Carot.

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)

hee hee

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)

hahahaha briliant!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)

Works on me !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)

luvved it.................but made me cry at the end

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)

Winter picture.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)

Filter>Artistic>Cutout

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)

Not really, it's very good ma'm.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)

Okay.

Thanks mister. :3

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

the nipples seem to have become detached from the breasts

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)

how dare you!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)

Uh no.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)

I R VECTORED

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magnum, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

Mofaha?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

He would never do his hair like that

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

Louis Saha?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

LOOKS LIKE A PICTURE OF A FAG.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

YOU LOOK LIKE A FAG

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

GOOD ONE, SHITLIPS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)

KILLER KLUNGE!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)

EVERYONE IS POO MUD.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)

Needs more smoke, BECAUSE FAGS ARE SMOKING HOT.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)

I HAVE YOU ON IGNORE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)

AWH DAMNESS, NOT AGAIN >:(

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)

MOFAHA?

Who is this emo dick?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

mofaha's not an emo.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

Who is this emo dick?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)

Iunno.

Random deviantART-er

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)

STOP STEALING INTERNET PEOPLES KK >:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)

SORRY SIR :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)

You will be

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)

Hello KittiLitter....

I did some art to..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

Pfffft.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)

XQ's U

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)

It took me far too long to work that out.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)

Ha ha...

Have you worked the other one out ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)

Came from the same place ;)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)

'nother pfft

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)

XQ's W

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)

Ah, very good, sir.

Also: My cat had just come and pissed up the side of my desk.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)

Home LOL...

* Why is my whole famly looking at me (even the dogs)?

I Love You!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)

Hahahahahahahahhaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)

SHUT UP EPIPHANY

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

BUT URINATING AMINALS IS A FUNNY

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

NOT WHEN IT'S ON MY DESK

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)

Shuts up Epiphany

* I love you

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)

he/she has dandruff

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)

It's snow.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)

Nice flakes !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)

Head

Shoulders
Knees
and toes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)

nice!you n' mofaha should marry n'have babies.....

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)

He's been trying for years...

FUCK!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)

GOOD THINKING.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)

He's my stepdad.

So no.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)

QUICKLY, SOMEONE INFORM MEL!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THEY SO SHOULD

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)

Rawr!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)

Hello!

I am deciding what to wear to college on friday.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)

Is it a big deal?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)

Children in need or something.

I might wear my hat and leather jacket.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)

Hahahahah

Sorry. That's just funny.

ALSO: IM?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)

Everyone's dressing up, dumbass XD

Yeah sure

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)

Meanie!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)

YOU LOVE IT, BITCHTITS.

;]

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)

^ this, the answer is no.

GO AS A CHILD IN NEED, JUST WEAR YOUR REGULAR CLOTHES.

LOLPOOR.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)

That's what I was going to do,

then I realised I'd be offending myself.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

MEL, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)

YOU WERE ADOPTED, AND GAY.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)

ALSO YOU LOOK SILLY WHEN YOU RUN.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

Likes

as always

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)

Is this your card ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)

FEET ALERT

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

~~FEET~~ FOOT

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)

CODE PURPLE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)

What's wrong with feet?

I'm barefoot.
*wiggles toes*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)

I broke my toe break dancing

the clue is in the title I spose

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

I don't like feet

:(
STOP WIGGLING THEM

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

Toes are like mutated baby fingers aren't they?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)

That's probably hit the nail on the head. I expect she'd be content to look at a foot if it had no toes.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)

Punchline:

unless she's lacktoes intolerant.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

Haha what?

*calls danny dyer*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

'ELLO! APPOWS AN' PE'Z.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

What have I told you about apostrophes?

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

f'sk'n

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

bo's'n's fo'sk'n

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)

f'k 'f

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

l'l

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)

Argh, what just happened?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

So . . . she guessed right ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

This family says YES!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

Is this a joke?

If it is i'm a mor on.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

I think it's the Jacks 'n' five

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)

JACKSON 5

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)

black musical family??

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)

The Osmands?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

Hear'say

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

that's just a rumour

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)

Aces full . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)

CLUBS IS UPSIDE DOWN!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)

Good eye . . . it's a marked deck !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

you are david blaine

AICMFP

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)

wut?

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

Majix . . . huh . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)

try to be nice, i don't get it, that's all

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)

Wasn't that the card you were thinking of ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)

i don't know

Me and my friends have been too busy sunbathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys for the past two weeks, tripping on acid. Changed our whole perspective on shit.

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)

It's nice to think from the inside looking out or visa versa . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)

nicely done

woo facto(sounds latin dunnit?)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

Gypsie Latin . . . it's a tomgue twishter . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)

if onlyyy

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)

Soupytwist!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)

Your name is confusing to me.

I live in bolton, and know of no-one called 'mel' therefore YOU CAN'T BE REAL!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)

BALTON!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)

It's pronounced Bul'un.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)

*shakes long legs*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)

I'ma drink a glass of peas!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)

BALTON!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)

actually it's a sentient melon

that likes bolton and can't spell

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)

you can even ask my mum.......

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)

I already asked her, she said fuck me.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)

When is checkout time . . .

Ding . . . bellboy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)

Holy fudge!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)

haha

you laike my seeeeams?

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)

laike them?

I fucking laove them baby!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

Ahahahahahaha *click*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)

Quick, dirty

and if it hasn't been done already, I'll eat my hat. My hat made from cake.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)

Hahahahaha :D

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)

I want a hat made from cake

nicely done :D

(

McBadger COW, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)

this.

hats made of cayke for everyone

(

OneOfSome, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)

I second this proposal.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

I cannot support this.

I call for biscuit hats, much more sturdy.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

Biscuit?

Are you mad, man?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

If you do not join the biscuit revolution, you will be crushed like the others.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)

Hard to crush a cake, squashed perhaps?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)

Compressed in some way, anyway.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)

I'm voting HATTENBURG.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)

Oooooh no you di'int.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)

I'M TALKING DOWN TOWN!

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)

HEY, TOWN AIN'T THAT BAD. STOP HASSLING IT, BRO.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)

I'M TALKING DOWN TOWN!

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)

HEY, TOWN AIN'T THAT BAD. STOP HASSLING IT, BRAH.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)

DUDE LOOK AT THIS UGLY CHICK IN HER DUDE'S RIDE, DUDE SHE'S UGLY BRAH.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)

DON'T RIP ON ME, BRAH.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)

DUDE, YOUR COCK IS SMALL, DUDE.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)

JUST BECAUSE I'M AWESOME, DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T CRY, BRAH.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)

BRUH :(

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

Did someone mention Battenburg?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)

No.

But congratulations on the hat, BRAH.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)

I fixed that now... Head pecking flattend bird

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)

flatten bird?battenburg?

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)

my views on this cake are well known...

/...and true. It really IS the arse cake of the devil

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

ha ha ha...

you said arse cake!

Full on Home LOL!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

Hahahah.

Full points!
/edit: *clicks*

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)

Hahahahahah

WOAH NELLY!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)

What's with the woah nellies?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)

I have no Idea,

I just enjoy it

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

WOAH NELLY

*floats boat*

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)

NOAH WELLY!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

Nelly the elephant pack her trunk and said good buy to the circus

and off she went with a trump trump trump

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)

It's actually 'trumpety trump, trump trump trump.'

For fucks sake Scott, get it right.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)

haha

don't mess with king singalong here...

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'LL SINGALONG YOU IN A MINUTE - BITCH.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)

BITCH PLEASE

I happen to be a lyrical master of singalongs
You're powers are inferior to mine

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)

I SEE YOU D12, THANKS BUT ME NEED NO HELP, I DO THIS ONE ALL BY MY LONELY.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)

OH OKAYS

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)

YOU CAN HAVE SECTIONS OF YOUR EYELIDS SLICED AWAY FOR AROUND THREE THOUSAND POUNDS.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)

SOME CALL IT DIS

SOME CALL IT FLATTERY
I PACK MORE VOLTS THEN A DURACELL BATTERY

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

I'M GOING UPSTAIRS JUST TO SEE WHAT I CAN FIND:

1. A COUPLE OF UNI STUDENTS IN THE BATHROOM GETTING HIGH.
2. SOME KIDS NOT DOING ESSAYS BUT THEY KEEP ON DOING LINES.
3. SOME GIRL GETTING DURACELLED BY SIX GUYS, THERE'S PEOPLE OUTSIDE, I THINK YOU SHOULD SHUT THE BLINDS.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)

fuck you, fuckty fuck o

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)

>:(

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)

you grumpy little bugger :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)

*perks up*

FEEL THEM, THEY'RE SO ERECT.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)

*gives stern look*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)

*gives stern, look*

Hows that stern doing you?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)

Like the back* of a boat.

* or the front
/not nautical bog

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

haha, nicely! :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)

Marvelloso!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

am Lor Vo

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)

I d delr

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)

mot

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)

haha

very nice

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

I hate the Pidgeon Detectives.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)

Superb

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)

Hats of cake are so last year.

Everyone knows hats of meat is where it's at.

www.hatsofmeat.com/

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)

STFU N00B, READ LAST WEEKS NEWSLETTER.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)

Was it in the Newsletter?

Aw crumb-buckets...

I'm just off to hgang myself now. I hope that you might forgive me in the next life...

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

(

OneOfSome, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)

Jumanji!

Also, why are they looking at goatse?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)

two points for the quote recognition

alas, its not goatse in the book, just some cartoon pinup
www.animatorsunite.com/data/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/mandy_hangups.jpg

i ought to have put that buxom JJ pic in there

(

OneOfSome, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)

Ah, but there's still suspicious bending over action on that other page.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

nasty shaving rash around a women's tuppence

even worse if there are spots

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

"Tuppence"

*masturbates with a wry smile*

(

collapsibletank procreates, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)

Tuppence because it used to cost a tuppence a go

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)

I am rissing to buggery here

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)

I, TOO, REMAIN STUMPED.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)

movie quoths

in cognitive dissonant settings

(

OneOfSome, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

Nope, that didnt work either

/ac

Still not getting it

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)

Movie quotes. On random, unrelated pictures.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

Oh,

What film is it from?
I have no idea

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8927498

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)

Is it really?

I love that film
Although strip jumanji has to be my favourite game

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)

jumangi

bonnie hunt pregnant in purple velour ...

(

OneOfSome, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

its a psyk project for skool

testing recall of contemporary culture movie quotes when presented with imagery which has absolutely no relation to the source

(

OneOfSome, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)

I failed

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)

Hair today . . . gone to Maui ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

something for grandad x

(

Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

This is very good.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

ha ha ha !

(

Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

I like this alot

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)

HAHA

I recognise this...

'edit'

(

McBadger COW, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)

This

is very woo!
*click*

(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)

this was in my head

perhaps racist at best

(synackle, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)

shia brilliance.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)

www.instantrimshot.com

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)

Why does 'rimshot' sound like the worst of euphemisms?

Ja, Gunther, do the rimshot!

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)

That's drummers for you.

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)

www.sadtrombone.com/

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)

Why does 'sadtrombone' sound like the worst of euphemisms?

Ja, Gunther, do the sadtrombone!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)

*extends arm*

*removes arm*
'BBBRRRRAAAARRRPPPP!'

I see what you mean.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

I used to get all the drummer jokes when I was in a band.

What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
Homeless.

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.

Ha. ha. ha.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

I resent those jokes as a drummer myself

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)

I feel the pain.

sniff.

I had to leave the band after copping off with the bassist's girlfriend...

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)

That thing is so hard to beat . . . I love playing with it !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)

Dirty boy.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

Oh dear.

Pfft.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)

haha

free orange crayons and 1,000 virgins with every drink

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)

Think of the sticky mess . . .

Shiite !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)

nicely done! - but don't worry, it's a bit like Muslim weather...

/partially sunni, but mostly shiite ;)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

teehee

thanks :)

(synackle, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)

It's the fight of the century and anybody's game...

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)

PUNCH HIM IN THE MANCUNT BARRY!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)

GIVE'IM WOT FOR, BARRY!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)

GET'IM BARRY!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)

Go Barry!

Work your sinister, cunning, heroic Meerkat ways, whilst you no doubt chirp and squeak lots

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)

I don't know why I chose this reply

but I had to TJ somewhere...
I'm updating my frankly poor website and wondered what you chaps thought of this:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/beta/beta_index.html
Any suggestions on the layout? I'm still on quite basic html, but I have been playing with css sheets.
If you want to see just how crappy it is at the moment, click on the 'index' link on that page and it'll take you to the current version...
Ta!

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)

I'm slightly scared that I don't know whether I'm being offended or not...

That lady scares me.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)

I wouldn't use a Roman font for the main body text.

Or have blue on blue text in the menu at the side.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)

Thanks!

This is all useful stuff.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)

She's from the popular "3 old men in a bathtub" tv show

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)

'Where's the soap?'

'Yes, it does doesn't it. Oh, I see...'

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)

I feel bad for thinking for a moment that it was a picture of cr3.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)

bet she is a real dirty girl in bed

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

I'm a bit tired from work to give it a solid look tonight

but what I will do is run it past our bird section tomorrow, who tend to have an almost obsessive interest in all things avian

Looks alright to me :)

Edit: and some the IoZ scientists who also do, then add to our online resource list in the library

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)

Thanks!

I'm honestly not whoring the book here, just looking for advice/comments on the style, or lack thereof.
But if there's an interest, the book's out in a week or so (the proof copy has to come back from the printer first).

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

I've actually just sent the link to a few people at ZSL

and our librarian to hopefully order a copy :)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

Ta!

I've been whoring myself to some birding mags and websites and hopefully, it'll fill a tiny part of my overdraft...

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)

Cracking pictures!

I know nothing about what is a good website, if you don't believe me, look at mine!

It really needs cfb's for us to mutate them though.

Good stuff.

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

That's alright -

my first attempt at a site was done in MSWord using the 'save as webpage option'.
I don't have to tell you how crap it was...

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)

Liking the swiss birds section :D

The birds in Lausanne were wonderful when I was there :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)

There's some beauties round Geneva.

i bunked a day off and went birding with a friend near the french border and there was a Black-winged Kite. Only the sixth to have ever been seen in Switzerland and it was a stunning bird.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)

Oh wow!

Although I spent a day in Geneva, I didn't really see any birds.

But Lausanne and Montreux I saw lots!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)

Eeees niiiice.

I don't get to go over the Rostgraben much, but it is more relaxing over that side. And the birds are better, too.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

BARRY!

(

mongychops, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)

KICK HIM IN THE MANCUNT BARRY!!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)

KILL HIM BARRY!

and leave no room for journalistic discussion about photoshopped 'proof'

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)

WOAH BARRY.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)

Pfffffffffft

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)

GO ON BARRY YOU BARNACLE!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)

YOUR NOT BARRY!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

10 pence on Barry to win in the first round by knockout!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

BLOODY 'AVE 'IM BARRY!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

get him kim

i mean barry

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)

hahaha *puts money on Barry*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)

I hope that it gets a big draw . . .

and that it will not end in a draw . . . if so . . . I'm ready ror a re-match already !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)

he;s so ronery

herrro !

(

OneOfSome, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

happy armistice day :)

(

octopus footwear raaa, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)

That's great

Big respectful clicks

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

You are too happy here

Please make this sadder

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

Where is that?

And whose is the gravestone?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

What has happened to Rory McGrath's hair and he seems to have had a trim up on the beard

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

hahah this is ridiculous

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)

you look like a cross between someone I know and someone else I know

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)

hahahah i thought the EXACT SAME THING

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)

it could well be the same guy/guys!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)

I think we just all know at least two people who look like that

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)

maybe they have lots of clones walking about

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)

one is a girl, which makes this fact even more disturbing

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)

haha

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)

He looks like Justin Lee Colins would if he'd have his fucking massive hair thinned.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)

I have no idea who that person is

yay!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)

He is a shouty, hairy man who is owned by channel 4.

img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00366/justin-collins_366681a.jpg

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)

Who is also very camp

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)

He looks like a guy that I see occasionally on the bus

Always wears his big fluffy hood no matter what the weather.
:)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)

crazy fluffy hooded madman!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)

He is also a master of sleep

He goes from snoring to getting off at the right stop within the space of 200 meters, every time.

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)

A young

Father Christmas?

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)

haha

that's so wierd

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)

You are vanessa Phelps

AICMFP

(

Flash_Bastard, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)

think you mean vanessa feltz

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)

No its a cross between vanessa feltz

and the swimmer phelps, its like a whale, only faster

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)

That should be his tagline

Michael Phelps; faster than a whale.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)

Whales can't half shift

Except with John Peel and a helicopter on the back, in the Thames, on RP Sundays

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)

Hah

what a horrific concept

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)

yes

her too

(

Flash_Bastard, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)

i haven't a clue what's happening but thankyou for the offer of your thumb anyway

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)

That's not a poppy

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)

Pedantichrist has let himself go

(

Shlvng, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)

(

Flash_Bastard, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)

i'm bored

thats my excuse for this anyway.

(

shitshitshitshit x_x, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

in a none related post

planet rock played my quadrophenia today!

i rock!!!!

:D

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)

what's planet rock?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

what's a quadrophenia?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

*sads*

www.planetrock.com

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)

well you said "my" quadrophenia

so i thought he meant something besides the who album

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)

tis four songs at four oclock...

i picked four that lasted 50 minutes :D

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

ahhh

cock rock

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

I see

Aren't you the guy with the guitar sho I shopped years ago?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

sho?

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

yeah, except with a w and not an s

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)

i actually read that as

"Aren't you the guy with the guitar sho who I shopped years ago?"

...probably...you been missing or something?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)

not especially, I just remembered that

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)

nice frigging memory..

i bearly know what i did yesterday

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)

also: is that you on the site? i am so shopping your ass*

*by ass i mean face**

**don't mean to call your face an ass***

***i'll just stop now

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

not me

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)

hahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

Excellent. Have a Pea

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

A pea? For me?

Whoopee!

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shitshitshitshit x_x, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)

Just you - nobody else but you

boo boo be do!

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

If Aardman did Bond.......

Quantum of Wallace ?????
Ouch

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)

HahahahHAHaOhGod

A quantum of...

...WALLACE

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)

LOL!

actually!

(littlelise - domestically challenged, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)

haha

good one

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)

nicely

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)

Haahahahahahhahahahah

WOAH NELLY!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)

this is clearly going to become a problem

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

is that back?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

i dont want it back

im digging through my dusty posts to find that

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

is what back?

im just expressing my joy for this post

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)

now you're just doing it on purpose

:-)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

Do you expect me to talk

No Mr Grommit I expect you to die!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)

Wendleslydale?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

is Blofelt a form of Edam?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)

blofelt?

if you do it, you gotta clean it up

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)

BASTWANK

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

ALL THE CUT IT HAD BEEN ABSORBED BE IT BY A DOG

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

tsk

If you're going to quote memes, at least get it right.

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)

WELL IM SORRY, MY AC HAS BEEN CLEARED A FEW TIMES SINCE THE INCIDENT AND MY MEMORY IS USELESS AT LEAST I FUCKING TRIED

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)

see i like this one better

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)

:D haha nice!

b3ta.com/board/8927219

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)

NURSE!

20 mils of SPANG IV STAT!
*click*

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

bravo!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)

woo

i am so glad i scrolled down while photoshop loaded or i could have wasted a LOT of my time

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)

(

OneOfSome, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)

WOW!

a self cleaning up turd!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)

Its still there, just invisible...

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)

SO AM I

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)

haha........unexpected jobby

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

i imagined this from the image

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squid head, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)

I find this very pleasant

do you have a newsletter to which I may subscribe?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)

thanks, erm im only a beginner, so if you mean an art newsletter i dont have anything like that.

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squid head, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)

it was an in joke

but I do like it.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

oh silly me i didnt get the yoke.

(

squid head, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)

henry is naked?

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)

No!

*covers eyes*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)

is this as good as

that "someone and rupe" thingy that i cant quite remember?

....yes...yes it is :-)

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)

JESUS CHRIST

Mum! Dad! Get back in the car. Where the hell are your clothes. Seriously. What the hell.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)

SHIT IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)

GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)

GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)

why was that purple?

oh, yes. strangely hypnotic

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)

Yes it is, isnt it?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)

Because its awesome

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)

oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.....

*ASPLODE*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)

YOUR WIFES COOKIES ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)

hahahahahahahah

this swede mason bloke has got a good thing going on

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)

the neighbours one is ace aswell

edit: 3:50 is where it gets funny

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)

it was okay

just finished with "put that cookie down" and i may need to get a bladder transplant as a result

especially the bit where he's stomping out the fire, i've not laughed so hard in a long time

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)

shame this swedemason guy hasnt done any more videos

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

Leave that turtle behind! We're going.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)

CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK, BARRY!

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)

Oh wow :)

KICK HIS HEAD IN BARRY!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)

ohhhh, barry!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)

hahahaha duffers!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)

this is wrong! *cries, and runs away flapping*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)

hahahahahaha!!!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)

what's the b3ta opinion on using this pic?

Personally I think it's wrong, and possibly NSFW because there's a prepubescent child in it (and YES I KNOW IT'S BEEN IN ALL THE MEDIA). Anyway, can't see the humour in a napalmed child. YMMV.

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)

This is what popped into my head :D

keep your eye on the ball.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)

:-)

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)

Woah Nelly!

_{Alrite you dick?}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)

hang on

....

DON'T YOU WHOA NELLY ME YOU C....

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)

IM SORRY GERRY FROM THE WEST MIDLANDS WITH ONE MUTUAL FRIEND

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)

who is my brother's ex

www.b3ta.com/search/posts/33432?q=whoa+nelly

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)

Or something :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)

indeed, Mr Jackson

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)

That is not my name

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)

no, but it sounds like I could be inferring something

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)

Yes, but I do not touch kids, that would be sick and wrong

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)

there's your stats quote right there

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)

I bloody well hope so, either that or "Woah Nelly!"

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4715500

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)

pfffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

He's tryin' to bring it back Mr H!!!

Not that it was ever here in the first place.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)

it fucking was

Tets used to post it all the time. And some other fucker.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)

It was technincally here..

but was never a useable alternative to woo yay.

Northern wifeb3ta has returned, and cashy (the shit) is knocking around too.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)

fucking hell

Cashy, that shit.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)

Alright piffface.

I had a quick go on cod earlier, i fucking hate campers, so turned it off.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)

Yes campers piss me right off, especially glitch campers

But deep impact usually gets rid of them

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)

ha ha ha!

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)

hahaha!

WOO YAY

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)

^ PANOWIE

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)

HOUPLA DIBNAH AND SHAZZA too!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)

lol

game ,set,teh match

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)

clicks

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)

pinpinpingpong!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)

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