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# Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane!

CFB

previously
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# "ROCKING IN A FREE WORLD!"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# YOU WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# SINCE I WIN, I'll LET YOU WIN TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# PEOPLE SHUFFLIN' THEIR FEET. PEOPLE SLEEPIN' IN THEIR SHOOOES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Rocking all over the world
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ROCKING IN A FACIST ISLAMIC DICTATORSHIP
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *is blown away*
damn you bobby bob bob...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# que bien!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I love music
any kind of music
Woo!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# hooray for music
*rocks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# even throat warbling?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *rawks out*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I am currently listening to:
Merzbow & Porn 12"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I'm currenhtly listening to
Needy Girl by Chromeo

*Hipsters*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# ERM. Next up I'm going to listen to Death From Above 1979. I WIIIIIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# okay then
... I'm going to listen to the Young Marble Giants entire album... I WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# WHO?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# The Young Marble Giants
welsh post punk band of electricians who made their own synths and drum machines... they had an album called collosal youth out on Rough Trade Records in 1980
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Sounds fantastic, and I do luff RTR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# *rock you like a hurricaaaane
NOICELY DRAWN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
#
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Heir Guitar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] "Filth" indeed. Huge apo(log)ies if bindun


Now with added shit stains.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha :P
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahaha, I like it!
Mainly cos it's not just a front page :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# :)
I did a front page earlier and posted it. It made me feel sad
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I honestly don't think I could bring myself to come up with that amount of venom
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Me either, but then I realised I'd been sitting on a venomous snake
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# did it bite you on the asp?
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *catches up*
*puts snake down Joe's pants*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# It serpently did!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# GET ADDER MY HEAD!
*secretly admires punnage*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# You KAA-n't make me


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I Shere Khan
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
I laughed so much my face turned baloo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Ok, I just Googled "jungle book characters"
I think it's time to throw the towel in!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I've been avoiding them myself
there's more to the Daily Mail than hate filled headlines.

not much more, obviously, but a bit more
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# hate filled sub headlines?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ah yes
the 'lifestyle' stuff in the middle.. "thinking will make you fat", stuff like that
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Ah lovely
Freshly filtered... URghhh! This doesn't taste like coffee at all!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# That looks like the one near me...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Daily snail
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# do you 'ave the hamz?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# What the fuck is all this hamz bussiness?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# the ham business is boomer
everywhere except Germany...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# or Iran
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# news is a bit slow today.




i'll get my coat..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# heh
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Humm...


Well at least I didn't use TGA's source pic.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Blimey
Been a while since one vanished without a ripple...

Guess there must have been a few Front page efforts while I was in my team meeting then...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Battenborg... almost bindun...
This idea has been whizzing around the earth since July and has just penetrated my head..
July

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Wild Missingno Appeared!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Yay this!
Boo battenburg
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Just because you've got lovely norks
don't think you can be getting away with that kind of talk!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Yes it does
Chocolate cake ftw
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Well, of course
Chocolate cake trumps any other kind of cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Every single time
I may now go and make one, just cos I can. And to stop me eating the dairy milks in the cupboard.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Dairy Milks IN the chocolate cake
Mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Oh damn you, I may have to do this now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# ^this
marzipan is the devil's earwax. fact.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# marzipan is the bestest.
and i'll fight anyone who disagrees with me!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# wells said Mrs. T
you speak much truth
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I knew I could count on you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# the horrors of marzipan must be stopped
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Yea verily
11th lesser known commandment: Thou shalt not make something that looketh like icing but be not icing from the fruit of the almond tree
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# "An lo, the 12 disciples sat with Jesus around the table for the Last Supper...
When suddenly Battenburg was brought in for afters.
Verily they did shake their heads and Jesus said unto them 'Check, please".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# While they were eating, Jesus took some battenberg
and after a blessing, He broke it and gave it to the disciples, and said, "Take, eat; this is My body."

And Peter spake unto him "I shall pass, dost thou have any toast with marmite thereon?"
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Why did Wells say "Mrs T"?
and who is Wells?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# "Just seeing if you spotted that, Wilson"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Yay!
I welcome our Borg overlords if there's cake on offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Your vanilla and Marzipan distinctiveness
will be added to our own.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Resistance is tasty
You will be cakified.
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I wanted to say that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Jpg?
That's mighty woosome!

*clciks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Marzipan is irrelevant
w/y/h - that hits all the headwound buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# :D...have a pea from yesterday
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahah wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I like this
and I like battenberg and all you battenburg haters can sod off and leave more for me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Magnifico
and miles better than my "Battenborg" from a while back

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I want one
.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I approve of this
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# edit: have a fat blue cat instead


edit:arses, i somehow stuck some teddy bears from another pic i'm playing with on there and then saved it as my final version. Man flu meds are making my day strange :(

I should have just posted this one and stopped..

www.b3ta.com/board/8933097
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# If the 30s never happened
then Fred Astaire never happened and your nic ain't so funny any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Bear shelves?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Is he a Tesco-Value TV Adventurer?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# He is now!
He works in the GUM clinic with Ray Smears
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I love the way your mind works
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Ithankyew!
/about the only part of me that does
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# so TPMA says . . .
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# oh bugger
I saved and posted the wrong version. The bears are off something else.

*sighs*


p.s. nice celebratory reflected chesty bumps :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Haha
hiding your dodgy history with teddy bears.

A novel approach.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# well it is a cool cat
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Ok, but I'm not wearing a gold bikini!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Heheheh, nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# *strangles*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# You could never find it's neck!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Poor fat kitty :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Oh, there is some 'shopping on that,
it's not quite that fat IRL: www.pantherkut.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/fat_cat_4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Oh good graces!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# If you google Fat Cat there's much worse around!
english.cri.cn/mmsource/images/2006/02/18/cat01-life218.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I want to make him run and then I will hug him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# An excuse to post this you say?

This is chickenlady's cat from this week's QOTW.

Woo to yours btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# That
is a properly smug cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Here's the sauce pic
www.b3ta.com/questions/found/post300749
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# That is BRILLIANT!
Basil the Smug CatTM approves.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# You'll do as you're told, you're my mousey bitch!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# jeeeesus...
Ooka dooka Solo!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# fat cats ftw :D
i was gonna do the same think, but with princess lela.. but my shopping skills were too shit :D

woah nelly he's a bigun!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# :DDD
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Fat cat is FAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Bond loathed Christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# nicely
beatied.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Bet he loved it really
I watched The Ice House with a young Mr Craig in it doing a Scottish Accent yesterday. Strange watching.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Like it!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Cheer up Jimmy!
Have some figgy puddin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Needs more
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Reconstruction of actual events
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# You must kill it with fire
And eat it with tacks
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha
clickity click :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# HOLY SHIT. MILK'D 2 DETH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I like this kind of insanity
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Was just looking in my Temporary Internet Files
and noticed this..



edit: my first image challenge entry, please have mercy
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# qué
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Clever, Nice. Like
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Evil
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# "bound to cause further controversy"
lol


also... wheres captain wow? her profile has been cleared out...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# hmm...
weird..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# ^This
Although one of her last posts did say she had a crap few days ahead
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I hope she comes back
She's great fun. Maybe she had a dodgy interaction with someone somewhere along the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# and she got a bit upset when I accidentally referred to her as
Waptain Cow
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# IVESB! How are your hangings?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# You are joking?
I saw she had something about pisstakers on her facebook the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# actually i just read her quote of the week replies
high drama!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I haven't seen that, I will look now.
Her facebook says she's given up!
:(
*sads*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# She's probably just busy
I'm sure she'll show up when things have calmed down.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I do hope so
There are a few twats on here that don't realize just how sensitive people can be though.
It would be a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Hmmm...
I was just wondering the same thing...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Two Moults One Cup?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Top
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
#
So he's kinda' like the super devil
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# "We also fucked her mutilated corpse"
has made me laugh a ridiculous amount :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Another way to look at it.


Featuring my front door!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# mmmm, net curtains
excellent for twitching
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# lols
:D
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Tag it, quick
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I've tagged my door. I'm not having any fucker nicking that.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# ivesb
on his last day at work
(I helped save b3ta! chumpchop fruity as a nutcase, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# merry b3taday 'real world' mum!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# why
thank you real son
(I helped save b3ta! chumpchop fruity as a nutcase, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# happy candle day chumps!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# thanks
I will have to make myself a cake now
(I helped save b3ta! chumpchop fruity as a nutcase, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Mini Nappy Retards
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Your front door?

That girl last night said that she lived there alone?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry]

previously
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# His dog couldn't, he's BLOODY FRENCH
Bastard foreigns
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# COMPO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Apparently they don't let us do that any more
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# there are so many words in here i don't understand
i have just woken up
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# pfft save that one for the courts
"yeah.. sorry i didn't understand when she said she wasn't legal"

take him away!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# there's no limit for lesbianism
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *Adds Beauty and the Beast to her list of DVDs she wants for Christmas*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I've always thought he said, "From my goat"
maybe i'm wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Fatcat enjoys always enjoys a classic monkey beer


I'm currently training my own kitteh so he doesn't end up a fatty catty.

One of his training videos here, and another which went wrong here.

First image post in 2.5+yrs so pls be nice =]
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# that's a fuckin' small face
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Gnopscat FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# i concur
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Mmm, that clean, crisp tatse
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# It's not for girls!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# you have a nice pussy, you pussy..may I stroke your pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# it's a hairy spanish black one
and he's called smelly. he's a bit aggressive but you can try....
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# hmmmm a smelly, agressive pussy with claws
what more can a guy ask for..?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Catgnops!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# That's a definite woah nelly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# huzzah! =]
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Haha, I thought the first video was good, but the second made me laugh up a storm. Fave'd 'em both.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# how lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# yeah, only i wouldn't piss on the daily mail if it were on fire
unless it stood to burn down my house, of course...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I wish I spend my old days like this
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# i bet she's scizophrenic
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# which one?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I bet the other one is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# that makes four of them,so far
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Weed won't do her
any good if she is.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i believe i'm intimating
that the weed may be the impetus for such a condition
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# In suceptible individuals, yes.
Like alcohol and violence/rape etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# which is of course
not the case.. It increases the risk, but does not directly cause
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I'd be fascinated to know
the mechanism of causation.
Alcohol acts as an anaesthetic, slowly disabling higher brain functions and thus control of basic impulses.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# *drools*
the missus has insisted on me cutting back on the weed lately, could murder a puff..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I quitted
also for a woman...it's the right choice ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# yeah I know..
*grumbles*

but it is properly out of my system for the first time in about 15 years, which is an acheivement
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# c'mon you can do it!
If you just say 'fuck it', just talk about the urge to your woman or board. It helps!

I had this feeling too, it's a mental state your in and you need to get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Although ironically
I'm having my stag do in Amsterdam, kind of a last hurrah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I'm a resident...
my friends still smoke.

I could easily smoke 25,- euro's of weed(about 1,5 gram) each day. Just like a junkie I decreased the dose each two or three days.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Christ! That's a silly amount.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Fair play
I just stopped. It's been quite easy up until the last couple of days
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Has it made a difference?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# You are Dennis Neilsen
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# PARTY AT THE OLD LADIES HOUSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# DRUG LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# These boys have got their hands full
I happened to come across this page (fnarrr etc.): Swiss magicians and, of course I didn't have to do much.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *titties*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *fritters*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *litters*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# quitters
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Splitters!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# you are
so lucky I left that one for you to do ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# knitters
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# shitters!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# It's seamy as FUCK....but i hope yez get it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilbarrack

Introducing......the world's DUMBEST Klansman!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATSTAND
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# pffft!
how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# We also have a town called Kilcock.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
ahahahaha *breathes*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Tee hee
Does he get into these kinda scrapes often?

I demand weekly installments!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Hmmmm..... never thought of that!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# yes!
the adventures of Bob, the fuckwitted clansman
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# The possibilities are endless.
Maybe Blackburn next...
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Been done?
(daio, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# ha ha
oh wait I did this last night and didnt post it as someone posted adolf in a deckchair with the Mail

Glad I didnt as this is 1000% better
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] One of those "I can't quite believe I'm making this" moments
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Very nice :)
Hopefully you won't get thrown to the apostrophe Nazi's :D
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# well I won't
because this is correct (a paper belonging to jews)

(icon for sticking tongue out light-heartedly)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I thought an apostrophe was used to denote possession?

edit: just so you know I was shit at English...but I refuse to look it up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# maybe...
do I look like Lynne Truss?

Don't answer that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *googles Lynne Truss*
lol, anyone actually read that book?

Surely it's got to be VERY dull?
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# according to my tutor,its a brilliant book
it was a new york times bestseller too,i think
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Then it would be
A Jews' Paper
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave eralier
b3ta.com/board/8933855
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Sorry Lynne.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Do you?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# You should know better Lynne

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# this compo gotta stop..
but it won't.

so, see you all on wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ^ this...
I must say I'm already bored with it...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# The most requested challenge ever
and peeople are bored less that 24 hours...

As always it just relies on people putting in a bit of effort...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# hahahaha!!
shame you make it to coventry matey...
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I know
I'm gutted

But if people cross cross-whore their events on /board I won't know about it.

Unless it was a cunning ruse to make sure I didn't go...

How you doing fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# not bad.
just getting really pissed off with a stupid bitch in our call centre.
even the thought of leaving next friday can't soothe me!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# quality pootling

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

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