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[challenge entry] another daily asylum worry mail one
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# The Daily Mail hate asylum seekers?
When did that happen?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
# this is new!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Wait, you mean the Daily Mail have strong right wing opinions?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# why didn't they just call this weeks compo
TOADM
i'm bored someone post something thats not the daily mail :(
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# ...thats not a bandwagon...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# 404
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# YES
but no clitoris? Do the newer models still have them?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I was going for a balance
4 cocks and 4 cunts
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
what?

This need more limes
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# 4 cocks and 4 cunts
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Should have voted for my compo
I'm out on Wednesday afternoons, so am never around.

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post290653
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I want a fox in a box!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# a weasel
on an easel!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# A parrot in a carrot!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Anteater in Saint Peter!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# or...st peter in an anteater ftw!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# A panda in a panda (fiat variety)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
# See what you're missing!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Thats not an animal rhyming thing
You fail with your own challenge :(
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Spaniels with Manuals
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Horses doing courses
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Bears on the stairs
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Fish on a dish
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Squid on a lid
Tigers with Ligers... no, wait... hang on
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Alpacas with Maracas
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Llamas in pyjamas
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)
# pears in the bears

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# or alternatively
a carrot in a parrot!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# a snake in a cake

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
# A mink in the sink
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I vote this^
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# SkUG is gay.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# in your dreams bumboy
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?


*now cfb
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Haha
The opening paragraph of the article fits in with the n00b theme so well! :P
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# haha, i know. i was going to change it
but it seemed to fit the overall theme quite well...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Fake!
No shark!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# He's not gonna make that first jump 'til there's a gap in the traffic!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is wonderful :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Cheers!
:)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Wait for it...
Wait foooooor it...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Skillfully animated
top notch *click*

look you are overspending my clickage allowance stop being so good!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# *blushes*
Y Fank U!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I concur
You may have a click from me as well.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# "3 2 1 You're back in the room"


(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
It is a bit hypnotoad innit?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# It's
a chameleon frog!

(Much WOO! By the way ;) )
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
I approve! Have a woo on account!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# nicely!~
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# It looks like it's reading my mind !
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
# You owe allegiance to
FROGGER.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Look B3ta, I made a space!

Click for galaxy size! (525k)

Lots of filters used I admit, but I'm happy with how it turned out.

*relurks*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Lovely space!
What's the name of your planet?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I haven't named it yet, I'm rubbish at naming things
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Can I try?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Feel free
The only thing I can think of at the moment is Bob, and that's not really a respectable name for a planet, he'd probably get picked on by those mean gas giants or something...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Bobainia.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# You should call it
KickleWorld!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Kickleworld it shall be then...
...although the name does make me think of small feet shaped inhabitants.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Occitane
Hmm. No, that appears to be a L'Oreal product. How odd.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# hamz
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# CUNTOPIA
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Awesome :D
Spaces are good :]
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# they wouldn't put them in photoshop if you weren't meant to use them
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Very true
Would have been bloody difficult to do without them as well
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# That's a lully
space
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Lully
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# haha


(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# :) It does need more spacemen and ships
Also, first google image result for spaceman scares me...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I'm glad I wasn't the only one who saw that
I was begining to question my sanity
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# That's
fabulous!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# let's planet!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Gidee up
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# indeed!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# A beautiful and magestic specimin indeed!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# #1 super happy excellent forever
both of yez
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
I like the use of Windy Miller :D

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# that's anazing!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
# aaaaaargghh
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# did you loose the fight against
the lawnmower?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# shaving.
its an old razor!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# ouch
a barber shop at the top of my road does "traditional close shaves" using a cut throat, i wanna try one, but im scared to, in case he sneezes
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# He'll get all Sweeny Todd on your ass.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# probably...what does that mean though?
ive never seen the film
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# He'll sing in a vaguely mockney accent and
smother you with ketchup
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# sounds jolly fun
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# haha
beat me to it!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# IN ALL OF THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE, SIR T. SKELLINGTON, THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF MEN AND ONLY TWO
THE ONE STAYING PUT IN HIS PROPER PLACE AND THE ONE WITH HIS FOOT IN THE OTHER ONE'S FACE
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# THEN MAY WE GO FORTH, GALLIVANTING AROUND
AND PUTTING "OUR FOOT IN THE OTHER ONES FACE"



...and with that i have to go host a jam night...cya folks
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I thought for a moment that Microwave had found the antialias setting.
GREAT JOB CHOPCHOPCHOPCHOP
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# paint doesn't have one
he does stuff in flash occasionally though.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# He manages to make his backgrounds tranparent well enough.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# After drawing them in MS Paint I make them transparent in Photoshop
Jerkface
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I wasn't insulting you.
If I didn't like your pictures I wouldn't bother making them hump each other.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Ah
Must be a British sign of respect
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Oo oo oo. I have that one too.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Heheh :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
# This picture causes my touchpad to stop responding.
True story.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# How do you know it's this one?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Because when I scroll down, everything's fine until this one comes up.
Lots of large .gifs do it.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I see
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# *spasms*
Firefox does strange things to this
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Hahah yes
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# maximum frottage obtained
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I was actually doing that but I gave up because it wasn't sharp enough once tilted :[
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I made up for it with SPEED!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# bah he must be cheating!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Burn everything.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# aaaarggarg
aaraargarghh
woo :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Emo!
holy fuck are you ok?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# chop chop
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# hey now whats the big idea
don't bring those good looks round here
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# lovely!~
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Torn paper :(
*waits patiently*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I can't see your picture :(
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# how about now?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Zis iz zo very smoove . . .
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Haha
hello M3
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Hello there!
:)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# did you win it at the village fate
playing "toss" the coconut?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# /milk splurt blog.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# What a lovely headfish
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# How odd.
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# oh no!
he/she's drowning!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# This broke my words.
In a good way.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I like the filename
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Hmmm...
swimtastic
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Coo!
I don't think I've ever seen a 'non-art' from you! Woo!

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# now there's a
backhanded compliment!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Damning with feint praise
hehe
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# C]>:0(
no ashally!

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Is this supposed to be a football manager
or are you just trying to mess my head up?

Woo picture mind!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Toats

Thanks again to Mr Pineapple
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Yay Toats!
We can always rely on toats to bring sanity back to teh board.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# it was ever here to start with?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# ask mr. fibbles
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Sanity? On the board?
You must from another forum
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# now, my shirt
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Are you well neato, mr. horrible mate sir?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# as always Medi.
And you?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Good to hear

Yeah, I'm fine.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# By sanity I meant
incuntiness.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)
# We used to have a fluffy tiem
from time to time
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# i miss Dave the Facts
a lovely little dolly to break up ones lunch time
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I was thinking about reintroducing it
but maybe in another format

But I'm not around much here at lunchtimes
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# ^this
as i dont have an office jobby, ill probably sleep through it :P
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# yay toats!

these are both great
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# These are both ace!
WOO!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# nice collaboration :D
looks like your compasses went a bit wobbly on this one.
I'm just jealous :(
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Bindun?
This one is for MontyyouterribleCUNT


Click for bigger (39KB)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Oh god.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# *elbows gently*
I'm rissing on this, what's going on?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I know that's the kid who was abused. But why is he in a bowl of peas?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# having quickly summarised, I'd guess it's a pun
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# He's known in the news as 'Baby P' for legal reasons
Baby P - Petit Pois, geddit? (French for Baby Peas)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# The boy was only known as 'little p' in the trial.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Ah.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I do hope this isn't a joke about little p.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# what about big p
or "P"
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Well its him...
in a bowl of baby peas, you do the math...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Well I hadn't actually seen a picture of him so....
But I still stand by my first statement. It clearly isn't a joke. Jokes are funny....
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Like pictures of Diana or Simon Weston are?
Bunch of hypocrites at times....
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Roughly seventeen.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# because child abuse is alway a bunch of lols
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Yeah I laughed heartilly at the World Trade Centre attacks
knob
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# i never once stated that i have laughed at them
you twat...

...by way of justice, it is easier to distance yourself from a "building", then it is a helpless child being beaten to death.

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)
# a building containing over 3000 innocent people?
hypocritical cunt
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I would just like to state
that I think there is a huge difference between the WTC attacks and a defenseless child who had so many things happen to him I can not even bring myself to list them, and wouldn't make anyone else read them either!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Genuine question.
What makes a subject here tabboo? Like I mentioned, Holly and Jessica, and Madeleine were fair game for a long while.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# personal preference
thats all it ends up to
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# That is a very fair question.
To be honest with you, I don't know. There was a post by someone a few months back about one of the kids who was stabbed and killed in London. I personally wasn't keen on it at all, mainly because I knew the boys family. But also, because it was in no way a clever or humorous take on it.

Also, I think the facts over a story affect peoples reaction. Maddy, as far as we know for definite, is simply missing.

Holly and Jessica, we simply know of them being murdered.

Baby P, we know a hell of a lot more details of that, thus, in my opinion, it is a lot harder to distance oneself from it.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
#
I guess you're right. Although we knew a fair amount about Holly and Jessica after they were found and there were still alot of pictures and even now we get the odd sutcliffe/suffcliffe/whatever references.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# the most wonderful b3ta feature is the "magic button"
one click and it makes all your posts vanish...


EDIT: - aaaaaahhhhhh MUCH better :-)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I think I'll use it as well.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Yep, take the easy way out and ignore me
just shows you are hypocritical and also spineless.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I don't think you'll find too many people who can laugh at the death of a child.
Surely?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# But plenty at the deaths of prominent celebs
and innocent office workers?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# kylie got breast cancer
LOL
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# 50% off all Kylie calendars
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# hehe
still would though
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# How many pictures have we seen here about Holly and Jessica?
And Madeleine Mccann?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I thank you
If one person gets it, its a job well done, now where is Monty?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Quite simply
you can have censorship or not when it comes to a matter of taste on b3ta.
It has been chosen 'not' so you really can't complain about any image here that is safe for work.
I find this in extremely poor taste ( the original image ) and can't understand what kind of feeble mind can see any humour in it either, but that being said what can I do? It's b3ta and by all means call them a cunt for making something bad but don't suggest they can't post it unless you want to wear the hypocrisy hat.
You have the hide and ignore features plus the use of adblock if you choose FF.

( not aimed at you, just my opinion of the "what should and should not be posted" debate)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I'd just like to know what triggers off the "this is unacceptable" response. It seems very hit and miss.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# The trigger would be personal.
But there is no taboo on b3ta. You can even post porn, you just have to consider the users and link it.
I dislike a huge amount of childish and distasteful stuff on here but I have no right to say it can't be posted.

( and before anyone gets at me I complain about threadwaste rather than tell people not to post shit ).
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I at no point said that he shouldn't post it.
I just expressed my opinion that it wasn't funny and in my opinion was rather distasteful.

But as I say, in my opinion.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Thank you
I agree its bad taste, but so are hundreds of images on here every day, whether it be about Maddie, Simon Weston, Diana's crash etc. Anything is fair game, just ignore it if you dont want to see it

Its actually a clever play on words, just happens to be a poor and unfortunate subject
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Well I agree up to a point with you.
I just think that this is the kind of story that should make anyone sick.

I have posted above my reasons for why that may be the case.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# what's little p?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# That child who was murdered by it's parents.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# which one?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# That one in the bowl of peas
Up there
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# If you are being serious:
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# ARF!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Please excuse the seams. HAD to do this one.
Edit:- VERY NSFW. (Apols to all & thanks to Sir T. Skellington)



s297.photobucket.com/albums/mm209/Esox-Lucius2000/?action=view¤t=Dispenser.jpg
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# adblocks in place now
fuck off

please linky

infact, just fuck off



:-)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# No. You didn't
have to. Adblock'd.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# NSFA
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# pppfffff(fcuk)tttttttt
lol-eee
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# ok
i'm at work, thanks for that.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Cunt or not cunt?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# hahahahah!
i fully support this notion! Brilliant!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Deal!!!
Genious!
Gotta be front paged!!!!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Kthnx
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] pearosted for the compo


re-lurk

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# bindun down there
but you did it first, apparently! w00.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# At least mine was a bit different ;)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# yeah
wouldn't have posted if Id seen yours, sorry.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Don't be silly!
But you really shouldn't repost in new threads.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# I don't think thats true...
Wha... OH DEAR GOD MY WATCH IS MELTING! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! COME BACK DAILY MAIL! ALL IS FORGIVEN!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
#
I don't think thats true...
Wha... OH DEAR GOD MY WATCH IS MELTING! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! COME BACK DAILY MAIL! ALL IS FORGIVEN!

Nice picture! Woo!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# haha
viva pearoasts then
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# That too
*clicks*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)
# haha
so bad you blanked me?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I couldn't think of an appropriate way to express my
disagreement with the comparison between small minded bigotry represented by the Daily Mail and a clever, articulate man who's most famous speech has sadly created an image that most people have.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)
# although your picture is amusing
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Rivers of Blood was a pretty self damning speech don't you think
after all Powell was the one who opened the very floodgates of immigration he predicted would be the end of our society.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# far from it
although I accept that at times it must be remembered that it came from an old man, who used some old fashined words and styles. The general message and some of the specifics were not only correct, it turned out, but remain so.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# therefore 'self-damning'
he started the immigration programme and then he predicts it will flood our society - so yeah it's ok to have foreigners in the country as long as they know their place and only do the jobs none of us British Folk want to do and of course they don't start inviting their families over here and having lots of kids demanding rights and well "There goes the neighbourhood!"
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I can't even begin to count how many times you are wrong there
if by starting the immigration program, you mean getting British subjects from overseas who were already resident in this country better jobs than otherwise would have been available, then yes, he did that, as health minister. In the NHS.
I quote from wikipedia:
"Later, he oversaw the employment of a large number of Commonwealth immigrants by the understaffed National Health Service.[39] Prior to this, many non-white immigrants who held full rights of citizenship in Britain were obliged to take the jobs that no one else wanted (e.g. street cleaning, night-shift assembly production lines), often paid considerably less than their white counterparts."

He never said anything about inviting families or knowing their place or anything that could be so construed.
You're simply re-enforcing my comment above about an image that people have.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Well you obviously like the bloke and you're in the company of Margaret Thatcher
but none the less no matter how you put your edge to his views - he was a right wing twunt who did nothing to help cultural intergration. Many immigrants were used as nothing more than cheap labour well after Enoch Powell's time and from the very foundations of the Rivers of Blood speech the likes of the National Front and the British Movement sprang up - so don't try to persuade me he was a jolly good ol' chap who was misunderstood!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# clearly we have different views on the subject
and don't get me started about the BNP and the NF, I am fully aware of the evils that they do. Once again, reading what they want to from that speech.
I don't like Enoch Powell especially, I just don't see him as being in any way comparable with the scaremongering of the Daily Mail, or indeed in any way related to the extreme right movement of today or the past.

Which was my only comment in this thread to start with.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I'm not sure you should rely too much
upon wikipedia for fuelling your internet debates.
Especially not when you want to discuss Enoch Powell who regardless of your image of him and even regardless of his one famous speech, was an extreme far right racist. And I mean racist in the dictionary term and not in the manner that is is bandied about today by people more ignorant that you could make them believe.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ^ this. With more gilding and brass knobs on than
I'm currently able to afford.

Well said, sir.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# That I agree with you about
it doesn't bear comparison to The Daily Mail's simplistic demagogy purely to sell their papers based upon people's fears. And yes the Right Wing Extremeist did take the Powel speech out of context. But Enoch Powell did himself no favours by throwing a bone to those dogs - speaking of Rivers of Blood and Floods of Immigrants is always going to be used by the demagogues!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# This is interesting; from the rivers of blood wikipedia entry:
Powell defended his speech on 4 May through an interview for the Birmingham Post: "What I would take 'racialist' to mean is a person who believes in the inherent inferiority of one race of mankind to another, and who acts and speaks in that belief. So the answer to the question of whether I am a racialist is 'no'—unless, perhaps, it is to be a racialist in reverse. I regard many of the peoples in India as being superior in many respects—intellectually, for example, and in other respects—to Europeans. Perhaps that is over-correcting."

The attraction of wankers such as the National Front to his speech was unfortunate, but ultimately highlights Mr horrible's original statement above about filth like the Daily Mail
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# racist
is not meant as a blanket term for those who feel superior to everyone not of their race.
A racist can quite easily choose to be selective in his choice of which man is less worthy.

Powell was very clearly intolerant of West Indians or ( wide-grinning piccaninnies as he is on record as calling them, something he attempted to sue newspapers over but later dropped because he had not a shred of evidence for his feeble excuse of "quoting a constituent")
Like many of the right of his day. They were happy that the 'Windrush' folk saved Britain from economic meltdown after the war but come the late 60's when it was all fixed again they found it distasteful to have 'these people' having the same right to the same benefits as 'us people'.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# ^that actually comes across as quite a reasonable remark to make
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# i agree
its amazing how opinions differ on such subjects though is it not?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# it's the beauty of free society
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# :)
i'll have to read up on mr powell it seems...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Don't choose wikipedia
or the poor documentary "rivers of blood" from Martin O' Neill which has done a lot to confuse and cloud the truth about Powell.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# agreements
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# well done!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Cheers
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Yeah
That's how it's done. *clicks*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Ta.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# very nice!
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Ta!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I like the way the font fits!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# It didn't at first!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I mean fits the naxi theme :)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Ah! I am a stupid.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I think it's because the Daily Mail use a very Germanic font
which coupled with their Right-Wing views have made then vulnerable to lampoon.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Blackletter
Blackletter ... too beautiful to be associated with Nazis, sorry.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# yeah
it would be really easy to hang jews from the protruding serifs
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Hahaha
*guiltlols*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# you can
just create a path along any line and have the text align to the path. Neat trick and easy enough.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
# stop confusing me!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I don't know how to 'create a path along a line'.
I'd like to though. How do I do that thing you said?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)
# a judicious application of SCIENCE©
should do the trick.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# pen tool
make sure it's set for paths and not shapes in the toolbar then click click along your line. This is automatically the 'work path' which is replaced by the next path you create so going into the paths layers and renaming the path to something else will make it permanent in the document. You can then do what you like with the path after that.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Cheers
I'll try that later
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# That looks great
Well done.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Clicked to fuck
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)
# hahaha
ouch
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
# THIS LOOKS FAMILIAR.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I've not seen it before
and I haven't nicked it. Perhaps it just looks like it should have been done.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# The Daily Mail are opening them all over the country.
Just waiting for the day they're allowed to round up asylum seekers and paedophiles.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# I think I went into one once, thinking it was a Little Chef.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# aces set you free
this is
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# well shopped!
you would have got a click from me on the strength of your sig alone
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one
Since this took so fucking long, and will no doubt be buried with the rest.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Nice nose job
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Did the newt get better?
Does she weigh less than a duck?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Not sure.
Release the supports!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Actually, to look at her, she probably does weigh less than a duck.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# If only time spent/quality of output was a rating.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# denchers
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Your user name adds a certain level of horror to this post
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# ha haaaaaaa
cough splutter ha! Brilliant. Love it.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Pro Evolution?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Random!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# do you have Tab?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Sadly no,
I left it back in 1992 :(
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I want Tab
Tab was nice, bring it back you cunts
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# What is Tab?
Other than the key above caps lock?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Tab clear, made by coke cola
it was lovely, then the cunts stopped making it
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Here you go:
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# This^^^^^
Clear pop for the fucking win!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# To the time machine
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Can we stop for some Mountain Dew on the way?
I haven't had any since I was in New York :(
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# yes, I liked mountain dew too
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)
# The asian supermarket next to my house sold mountain dew for a while earlier this year.
It had the logo in both english AND arabic. Was quite nice.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)
# i smirked
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Dirty Boy
someone's got to clean that up now.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# *Hilariously mistakes maiden for a boymale*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Don't troll me about this please
the issue is over I've gone back to my badger icon - it's not a male badger although I wish Pecker would make me a girl badger perhaps with a bow in her hair so that it doesn't confuse your gender preconceptions. OK?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# why is a badger male?
That's just a ludicrous assumption.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Ask Lord Mue he seems hung up over the fact.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# I never mistook you for a man.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Cheer up, it's only the internet.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Then that being so - which it is
get over the badger issue
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I didn't realise you were taking me so seriously.
It was only a suggestion. I have nothing against badgers.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Ah ok then we are cool
it was just that you harped on about it so much I thought you really did have issues.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# which is why you should not say
things to people that you'd not say to their face in their local pub.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I would have no problem saying "Alright there, your badger looks like a boy"
to someone in the pub. Well, as long as they actually had a badger.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# I know
and I'm not having a go at you. It was just me responding to a comment I hate "it's only the internet" often seems to give people the impression that that can, from the anonymous safety of their bedroom, be abusive and threatening as if internet words are not the same as real-life words.
I'm an old fashioned, old fella who thinks that it's just courtesy to only call someone a cunt if you think you can get away with it to their face in their pub.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Nice speed camera action!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I actually like Top Gear
although Jeremy is a rather over-opinionated twunt and his views about speed limits don't hold water 70mph is a reasonable enough speed you can really do some road-kill at much lesser speeds ;)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# haha. I love you.
but you are mad. There is no such thing as being over opinionated. Just teats that are uncomfortable with having others brave enough to speak out.
Also There should be no national speed limits set. There should just be reasonable limits set for roads determined by the circumstances.
120mph on the M1 at 3am in the morning should be no bother to anyone.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Well that depends
I'm a busdriver for a living and the majority of near-misses involving motorists cutting up the bus I'm driving is down to idiots who think they can drive at high speeds and obviously can't. 120mph on a motorway is dangerous at anytime of the day - are you absolutely sure that your tyre isn't going to explode, perhaps after hitting a stone or piece of junk you find of all roads? It's really not necessary if you want to speed go to a circuit.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I've been going to track days for years
but speed on the motorway for me has nothing to do with thrills, certainly not at my age. I just hate travelling and the sooner I can get anywhere the better.
I've driven the Nürburgring a few times and was a grass track racer in my youth and now have my advanced license.
I'm not advocating idiocy, just that I think speed restrictions should be road specific for the circumstances on that road rather than just being blanket national restrictions.
Just my opinion of course.

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I'm in favour of somekind of advance driving certificate
if you can prove you can handle driving at speed and are fully aware of the hazards of speeding then perhaps you should have a higher National Speed limit for those drivers - however what I have learnt is that "Monkey See, Monkey Do" and Top Gear does a lot of Monkeying about.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Brave enough to speak out
and then ignore everyone who tells you you're full of shit?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)
# it was no bother to the cop car that went past me
in zero visibility

:)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Me and my other American Top Gear friends and relatives find him quite amusing and generally inoffensive if not endearing
I have always wondered if there was something to that
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Not really he is pretty inoffensive and funny at times
which is why I like Top Gear and it does push the boundries of comedy/info entertainment whatever you classify Top Gear as. But it's not really the Clarkson's of the world we need to fear but the wannabe Clarkson's who are on our roads everyday in every city.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# woo
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# hey
mucho appeal
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Sometime things seem better in my head
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*spangs*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# DA PLANE BOSS! DA PLANE!
edit: and latent spang :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# This reminds me of a question I had for b3tans the other day.
Why don't they sell Nice and Spicy Nik Naks in Big Bags?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I do not know, human
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# thats a good point
a huge bag like the sensations would be the tits
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Exactly,
or even just a BIg Bag like the walkers standard would be a start!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# They don't sell any Nik Naks in big bags
Do they? Sign me up for the Nice 'n' Spicy ones when they arrive though - yum!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# just multipacks
I fear the excessive saltness and flavour combination would be too strong and uncontrollable in a big bag
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Nah,
but the Nice and Spicy ones are the only real flavour. If they have no Nice and Spicy ones, I shoot them in the head and take the Rib N Saucy!

NEVER SCAMPI THOUGH!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# scampi ones are OMNIPOTENT!
rib N Saucy just doesn't do it, man
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# all of the above
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# ewww scampi
there has been a bag of scampi nik naks in my cupboard for about 6 months they give me the fear
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# after 6 months of constrained fermentation they might explode into a bukkake of fishy shrapnel
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Is that not
a rudey website???

bukkake of fishy shrapnel.com
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I hope so
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# and it looks like it's bringing a much needed delivery of the gel
:)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# haha
I see your mind
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Uh?
Midget-old-dude-mallet-dog?
*edit: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Nick Nack....
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# i demand an old man rolling home
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# here you go
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# jesus suffering fuck!
i screamed as i got it!

I spang you about the face and genitles for this one!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun,...


...but it took me way too long, so...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# It always a pity when it's bindun - but this is woo
I applaud your effort.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Ha!
In your face ;)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Damn you...
...for having more betterage and talentness! Damn you, I say!!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I am not sure about that.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# haha
bloody weather fronts---they come over 'ere.....
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] All I know is "Mail" in reverse = the Oasis Frontcock.
P.S. please excuse the shitty haircut continuity

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Seems Liam is having trouble counting to three
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# haha!
that made me to a real lol
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Thicker than a whale omlette.
He does make me laugh though.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Pfft!
It wouldn't surprise me, the talentless northern twat!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Oi, I'm northern.
And I can count all the way up to five!

One, two, six, twelve, four... um... help?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# twelfty.
;D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I can count all the way up to chainsaw!
one, two CHAINSAW!!

yay!

oh hang on

*runs out into the street with chainsaw screaming*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I hope I never meet you in real life as there is no way one human could really be as awesome as you :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# ah, actually I'm quite a load of shite in person
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# See,
now I am disappointed ;)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# yeah, I'm really boring
I collect stamps

into huge piles

then I burn them

haha, stamps

SHIT, ME STAMPS ARE BURNT!

:'(

:D

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# You're such a Johnny come philately!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# ^_______^
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Pfffft.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# a lidl chainsaw too
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I thought you were only allowed to shop in Poundland?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# nah man
I got all the classy stores in my locale, innit

tho waitrose left

hah!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# BOB, YOU ARE THE BEST.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# NOT ONLY THAT, SAM, KEN, DAVE, BILLY, BUT i HAVE FRAZZLES!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# NOW MY FACE
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# *grabs mudpack*
baby, you're going to be beautiful :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# TOM SELLICK'S FACE!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# WHILE WATCHING NASCAR
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Easy way to learn to count to ten
imagine you're doing a countdown to blasting Liam into space on a space shuttle* with a leak in the boosters - then reverse the process and do it over and over again. You soon learn to count.

Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven... Six... Five... Four... Three... Two... One... Blast off you twunt hehe look at him explode *reverses*


*ninja'd - but not well enough apparently
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I want a space shutter :(
Thank you for bringing your name back, as I was getting confused again!

BUT BRING BACK THE BADGER! I don't care if people say they are masculine ;)

EDIT: Damn you you ninja :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# hang on, if there were no girl badgers
there'd be no boy badgers

folk can't mess with science like that
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Exactly!
Science, although inherently evil, is actually a good thing!

*dies paradoxically*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# hmm, I wonder what kind of paradox, quantum paradox, temporal paradox, mathematical paradox
only science has the answer
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I NEVER SAID THERE WERE NO GIRL BADGERS!
I ONLY SAID THE ICON LOOKS LIKE A BOY ONE!
*sits in a corner and cries*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# AWW
SNIFF

:(
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I love the Badgers
they have bad press, they also have rabies, TB but mostly bad press...

Ok you have twisted my arm.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Yay!
I am starting to feel I am the only one who cares about the rules on icons staying the same ;)

Next up, BilboBarneyBobs!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# wat?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I changed mine, no one noticed :(
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Sorry,
my main problem with Bilbo is that he has the same icon as Barbarossa and their names look like each other at a quick glance.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A DICTIONARY. Err.. Thesaurus?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# HaHaHaHa......Me too.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# a cunt in a cunt
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# liam gallagher is a funny man
shame i hate his music
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Actually.......I have NO problem with his music....just his attitude.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# i reckon his attitude is perfect for rock n roll
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Hmmmmmm......I guess I can't argue with THAT one. Fair comment.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I guess it would be
if he had the talent to back it up.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Yup.....NOEL is the brains.
Having said that though, Noel once admitted in an interview that Liam is a better singer than himself. I say he was being a bit rough on himself 'cos he voiced the lyrics of their 2nd best selling hit.."Don't Look Back In Anger"
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# But to be fair,
that doesn't mean much that Noel is the brains ;)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Oasis have released one good album.
Sadly, it was hidden away at various points throughout 8 albums.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# .
^ This.

I don't want to hate them universally because there is a great deal of Beatles talent there. But they must be the laziest musicians ever. Well, apart from Britney Spears.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)

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