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# Not just Bamboo apparently.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Great . . . it's like deja view all over again !
Edit: then I saw the magnifing glass . . . and it started all over againagain . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:38, archived)
# lol
i got confused there.
i was like "but that's not a repost"
then i realised you have been to the b3ta bunker.

hmmm i should stop using 'like' in my speech. I sound like "this one time, at band camp"
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)
# I kinda like like it . . . .
There's some sort of echo echo going on on . . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)
# Perfect . . .
. . Perfect . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:45, archived)
# I like your CFB icon.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:59, archived)
# yay b3ta returns!!!


*stops slashing wrists
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:32, archived)
# i know
that was scary, you should bookmark the backup b3ta though.
I was all alone :(

forum.robmanuel.com/viewforum.php?f=3
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:33, archived)
# i saw yor comment on robmanuel.com/bunker
was gonna reply ...but coudnt find how to signup/login
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:35, archived)
# What did I miss?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Down time . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Scary stuff.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:38, archived)
# i think maybe Rob gets home from drinking and whoring then stumbles over the computer cables...
for shits and giggles
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)
# I knoooooooow . . .
I had just replied below . . . hit post . . . and got ___________________
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)
# b3ta borked for 35 mins
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:35, archived)
# OH SNAP!!
I missed it.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:37, archived)
# ace welcoming committee
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Returns in all cool 3D too . . . sweet !
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:35, archived)
# heh should we be concerned
that we all commented within 120 seconds of it coming back online

i have no life
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Uh - oh . . . could be time for a re-bork !
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)
# b3ta cheers up an otherwise pathetic existance.
*might not have a totally pathetic existance
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)
# my thoughts exactly!...
(us poor souls).
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 5:51, archived)
# who needs arms anyway?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
# With such a fine tuned instrument as his . . .
not him . . . way visual !

Edit: Only the shadow noes . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:29, archived)
# I like this very much indeed.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Issue from the year 402...

(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I'm sure you just mean the Saxons
considering the 'anglo' prefix means English.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:01, archived)
# .
maybe thats just the irony in it?

then again maybe not
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Kinda like . . . stay home ?
puzzling indeed . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Splatter

(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Another pointless, but pretty pic!
Love it! :)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:21, archived)
# It does feel fun in my minds eyes . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Damn..
It's quiet tonight..
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Mr Valin, you made a perfectly good post... no replies..
Try this thing.. post a new thread that says 'YOUR ALL CUNTS!' (no image)..pfft :)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Rumblebottom.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:30, archived)
# /bottom rumbles
/sorts it out (and tidies up)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:34, archived)
# It's OK . . . i just like watching it . . . hopefully it won't go away . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:33, archived)
# I like your wizzy pictures.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:30, archived)
# And I like your trippy drawerings . . .
Still trying to figure out how to record off of my iAxe . . . I'm missing some sort of trick . . .

It sounds great through headphones . . . but when I record and play back, it's like unplugged . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Load the vst in some sort of sequencer
like cubase, abelton, sonar etc.

..and record it through that.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Sounds good . . . I'll run the earphone jack into my sound card
and record it on wavepad or whaterver . . . right ?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:26, archived)
# You will probably find
that any recording you make on the computer, will be of the unaltered guitar before the software does the clever 'make it sound like a guitar amp' stuff. This applies to just about all the software I have used.

If you can get your hands on a digital audio workstation of some description, you would need to route the signal to get it to record the effected sound.

1) Make an auxiliary input for the guitar, and use the guitar combo as an insert on that channel.
2) Route the output of that auxiliary to a bus
3) Create an audio channel to record the sound on, setting the input to the same bus.

You need to do that for any effects you want to apply to a recorded signal - compressors or limiters or EQ or whatever.


(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:47, archived)
# Wow . . . no wonder I've been knockin' my noggin . . .
Will do . . . thanx a bunch !
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Bear in mind
that doing it this way means you cannot change the sound once it has been recorded.

If you record the unaffected guitar, you can always put the guitar combo as an insert on that audio channel - and change the settings later if you decide you want to.

The problem with that approach, is that when you record half a dozen guitar tracks you need half a dozen instances of the guitar combo all eating up system resources.

It's always a balance between what is convenient and what your computer is capable of running.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:59, archived)
# Gotcha . . . I'll just have to give it a go go and hear what happens . . .
I don't know if you've seen the iAxe . . . it's like a Strat but runs off of the USB port.

So it's actually got 3 jacks . . . USB . . . headphone and regular guitar jack.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 5:11, archived)
# I have seen it
and played it. I am sorry to say I did not like it much - it was a terrible guitar to play.

The software was excellent though - a cut down version of Guitar Rig, which has to be one of the most amazing things every created by man.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 6:42, archived)
# This makes my brain feel fuzzy.
In a good way. :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Hummmmmn . . . brain fuzz . . . that gives me another good idea . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:38, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
the more i look the more i like
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:43, archived)
# It is still growing on me too . . .
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:45, archived)
# reminds me of the malboros from final fantasy
there, i am a geek. i said it.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:43, archived)
# You said it very well . . . I might add . . . +
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:46, archived)
# NICE FLOW, JOE!...
...it reminds me of rain.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 7:08, archived)
# TEEFS!!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Chortle!
How very Mon-Tie-Pie-Thon!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Dissing teef should shirley be aimed at us brits..
Who is this bint?.. too pearly to be from Englandshire.

EDIT: Different tack.. Is it possible for a newb to fly a 4ch low wing?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# nice bit of choreograffee
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:46, archived)
# AHAHAHA WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

AHAHAHA

Also: To the cunt who nicked my bike from Headingley Campus on Thursday, GIVE IT BACK YOU DICK :(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)
# YEEEEEHAW!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Hello Sophie, would you like some air?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# : D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# this s the stuuf
fromwich nigtmirrors are borne
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Hahaha
WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT!?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# SO FAR THE ONLY USE WE HAVE HAD FOR SCIENCE HAS BEEN
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# BOTANIC SANS!!!!!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# OH FUCK YES!
THE SAWS HAVE ANGRY TEETH FACES

OH NOES, YOU ARE LIKE DAVID CAMERON WITH LOSIGNG BIKES AND SHIT
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# AND CUTTING DANGER NOSES.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)
# This is what I see
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# YOU ARE BROKEN.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# NO SNAKES ON FEETS
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I'm tired of these [expletive] feets on this [expletive] plane
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# AN ORIGINAL AND EXCITING IDEA.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# FURTHERMORE, I WILL WHORE:
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# THIS:
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# oh shit yeah!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Holy shit! It's like a chainsaw cutting into a cloud, only the chainsaw has wings and jets. Holy shit.
Please tell me about your beard.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# DIE, CLOUD, YOU DICK
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# nice contraption
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# THATS ENOUGH NOW LADDY, DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS? DESTROYING BURNLEY WONT BRING YOUR WIFE BACK, TURN AROUND AND TEAR DOWN THIS BLASTED MACHINE BEFORE ITS THE END OF ALL OF US!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I SEE THIS:
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# IT'S ON NOW, BUTTBOY.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# THE SNAKE IS SICKING INTO THE HAPPY CLOUDS MOUTH
A HELICOPTER IS WAITING IN THE BACKGROUND WITH A CUP
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I WENT AROUND EPIPHANY'S HOUSE AND HE WAS WEARING A HAT AND PISSING ON A BOYS WILLY.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# STICK A FEATHER IN THAT CAP
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# STICK ONE IN YOUR PEEHOLE.
I'm fucking off now. Byeseeyou.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)
# fight fight fight!
naked and smeared in butter, please
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Hey, Mooey! How ya been? Buttery?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# I rely more on Crisp N Dry for my shenanigans,
but times are harder now and I've resorted to margarine.

It just doesn't provide the friction reduction I need :(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Ever used Flubber?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# It just bounces back out again with a comedy boing sound :(
Plus the crushing guilt of realising you've had anal sex with Robin Williams can be quite overwheliming.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Oh no. I must rush quickly to a related scenario with hilarious consequences!
Wanna buy my film idea?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:43, archived)
# 2: THE KLUMPS!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)
# LOFFLE
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# STOP BEING A WHORE YOU WHORE.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I AM GLAD I THOUGHT OF IT.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I HAVE A CATEGORY SIX TEMPER TANTRUM BREWING HERE. RIGHT. HERE.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# MEH.
I MUST LEARN SQL IN 2 DAYS OR DIE.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Tell me more.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Tough luck im going to bed.
Enjoy your level 9 tantrum.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# BROAAAGHHBBFFLOOOORRRRM.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# how dare anyone steal a bike from a celebrity
didn't the paparazzi have photos of the alleged theft?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# >:(
No CCTV, no witnesses, no bike :'(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# wakawakawakawaka
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Took me far to long to realise who that was
Top GNOPS!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# bless you for not filenameing!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I wanted to win,
and I did!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# like walking around your house/flat/home place in the dark
not at all necessary, though it's nice to know you can manage it without tripping up on the odd stray pair of pants on the floor
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Haha yes
Ive already been for a couple of pisses without turning any lights on tonight.
Down the stairs, swing a left, find teh toilet, shoot, win!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# i hope you have a downstairs toilet

otherwise that's the kitchen sink
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I live in the attic room/conversion thing
The toilets are on teh middle floor
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# that sounds cool

does it feel like an attic

or just a room
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Its a bit room, like the biggest room in the house
and its basically got a bed a desk and lots of clothes covering the floor.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# aah, now you've gone further than I'm generally prepared to go
I don't trust my aim/control enough to be tinkling with no light on. Can't be bothered to wash my leg in the middle of the night, should..mishaps occur
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Sit down piss, solves all problems
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I always wonder with these gnops guys
Is everything down stairs like, proportionate?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# He didn't always wear a bandage
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Thats not funny my brother died like that
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# If I lost my arms, I'd have Microscooters grafted onto my stumps.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHAINSAW FEET?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# YES! DO NOT ABANDON US NOW OH PROPHET!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I'D HAVE MICROSCOOTER ARMS AND CHAINSAW POWER. DUDE.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:38, archived)
# WE NEED VIDEOS
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# PROOFS, LIKE
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# never mind that, WHAT ABOUT YOUR ASBESTOS KNEECAPS?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# If I lost my eyes, Id train a dog to lead me around places
This is an original idea DO NOT STEAL
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I would train a dog to find my eyes
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# BUT WHO WOULD FIND THE DOGS?!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# CHAINSAW FEET.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Ah poo. Your idea is way better.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# not better

just more practical
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I'd replace my eyes with lava.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# BLACK HOLES FOR ME
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# TOWEL DISPENSERS FOR ME.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# ID WANT ONE OF THOSE DYSON AIR BLADES AS MY ANUS
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# SHIT, MAN. IMAGINE THAT. FUCKING LUXURY.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I KNOW!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# IF YOU HAD A VAGINA FOR AN ANUS YOU WOULD NEVER NEED TO POO AGAIN
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I WOULD, OTHERWISE IT WOULD BUILD UP AND BUILD UP UNTIL I LEAKED POO FROM MY MOUTH AND EARS
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# That'd be quite a HOT LOOK
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Nick, what are you doing?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Getting ready to have a shower sexy, u? ;)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I ham stripping off to go to sexy bed, sexy.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Lets have ham sex on a sexy bed of sex
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# HAMFISTS: ACTIVATED.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Write Daily Mail on it somewhere and compo it :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# MAXIMUM COCK DAMAGE - The Woah Gun Years
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:38, archived)
# One of my first ever shopped pictures
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:38, archived)
# What did it look
like after you shopped it?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# HAHA!!
Wogan loves him long time
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)
# haha
a fcukin'treat
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# found this pic of the legend robert peston
writing one of his midnight blog entries
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Why am I looking at your legend robert peston?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# How cool would it be to sellotape chainsaws to your feet and ride around on them?
Very cool.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Oh shit yes.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Errrrrrrrr.......... what?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# just check out his blog
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Id rather not to be honest
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# NOVEMBER 1FIVEth: BLOGGING ON NET.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# This sux more than Obama's cunt.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# racist
.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# OBAMA IS MY CUNT'S CHRIST
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Is this a Star Trek thing?
If so, I don't get it.

If not, I still don't get it.

I think what i meant to say was RIS

edit: or you could always post and then just leave me hangin
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# HELLO
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I'm going to hell for this one...

It's called Zyklon Bees.

Click for bigger (75KB)
Source images to show what I used:
The Bee
The Gasmask
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Pfft!
And with that, night all!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Night sush
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Night chumpy :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# 'Night sir!
I'm gonna head off, myself.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Night youngster!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Well I won't pretend to understand it or why you're going to hell,
but I do like it and it's very well done!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# It's a german shower
reference.

And is very well shopped.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Thats good
I like OBAMA FUCK STALKS
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Pffft.
Woo!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# grand bit of shopping!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Impressive shopping!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Fuckin' ace, mate.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# top stuff
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# i forgot to click this earlier
let this post serve as public record that I was being lax
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE


Obama's cunt has recently been granted the keys to Michigan, celebrate this fact with your anus.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# OBLONG FUCK COCK!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# OBLONG FUCK JIZM
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# HORIZONTAL MAGENTA COCK CORD
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# MAXIMUM CUNT DAMAGE 2 - Get Cunter
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# MAXIMUM CUNT DAMAGE IV - The Cuntening
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I SAW A CLIP OF A WOMAN GETTING ANAL
AND THE COCK PIERCED THE SKIN BETWEEN HER VAG AND ANUS. IT WASNT PRETTY
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhaaa
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)
# ROLF HARRIS COCK!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# haha
not a german in sight
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# WHAT WE NEED IS CUNT CHANGE
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# OBAMA'S CUNT SMELLS LIKE JUSSIS
JUSSIS IS DA CHANGE WEE NEEDE
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
#
barack-o
bama-licious
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# OBAMA'S CUNT KNOWS NO LIMITS OF DELICIOUSNESS
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Fan this Bick Silth!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# oh, they finally cracked it eh?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# PAEDO RING - On Ice!
PAEDO RING Live from Munich
IN THE HALL OF THE PAEDO RING
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# best place for em
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# NEIN!
SCHNELL!

UNT ICE VILL MAKE DA PEADOS HARDER!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# dry ice on the ring
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I WENT TO THE, DANGER ZOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# alzo ve lozt ze vawr

ve vill rapez your children no?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# VEE VILL FUCK ZEE SUCKULENCE!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
"IN THE HALL OF THE PAEDO RING"
Edvarg Grieg and I share a birthday.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I am sure that if he were still alive he would be so
embarassed.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Alright alright it was funny when it was just every now and then,
but I think you're starting to take this "let's all insult clansoul" thing a bit too far.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# heh heh heh
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Needs more racist immigrants
/ac
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Well if Chubarashka was in England,
I wouldn've fucking moaned about him too wouldn't I!

WOULDN'T I FATTY!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Im playing the mirrors edge demo, After about 2 mins of playing, I want this game
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I do not know what the hell that is,
but I am happy for you :D

I still can't get past the first level of Aaaah! Real Monsters :(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Its a first person game, where you jump around the top of buildings and shit
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Like Batman Returns?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I dunno, I never played that
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Get a life you loser! ;)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# But its really good! :(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# As is Batman Returns!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Ive just completed the demo :(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# back to wanking then
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Never mind!
I think I shall head to bed soon to watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit....
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# cracking wank material
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Aye,
I started watching it last night and fell asleep just after Jessica appeared.

I think we all know why....
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Wow!
Even as a little flash game, I love that :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Got it pre-ordered for the PC. Lookin' forward to it, despite it obviously being delayed.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# The demo is awesome, I want to purchase it, but I lack the funds
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# GOODNIGHT b3ta!
is it wednesday yet?
Danger mouse! dun dun dun dun! CRIKEY!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# not particullaryar aimed at you
BEARS BEARS BEARS COMING DOWN THE STAIRS
BEARS BEARS BEARS DANCING IN THEIR UNDERWEARS!
(sung to bananas in pjamams)
LA LA LA LA
*falls off chair*
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
OK. I thought it was rather amusing, and wasn't simply another Nazilols post :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# rupart was a jew wasn't he?
and padington... he's from pola... wait where's he from again? coming over here stealing all our jobs
rupart, rupart the jew la la la cuntfucksickles ....yes that was the theme tune
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I forgot to put that into the text....

He is Peruvian.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# has blinky bill ever been shown on the bbc? that way you could cry about convict immigrints.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Fucking blinky bill!
The criminal cunt! He isn't even a real bear!

Also, we do have more channels than just BBC. But yes, Binky was on BBC1 :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# SEND HIM BACK WHERE HE CAME FROM
like blinky bill was going to be on channel five at 10 oclock at night.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# he's on the same boat as Skippy and Neighbours

we're keeping Harris
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# damnit you give us our rolf back
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# SUNARISE!!
EARLY IN THE MORNING!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I know it's fucking early and I have a headache and no money.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# How early? Like 9 30?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# 1142 far to early for me to be awake.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Fucking hell!
This is what is wrong with this world!

*Daily Mails*
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# he is a true pro
you have Rolf

we have Bruce Forsyth
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I've just had the misfortune to watch
Max Payne. It was without doubt the worst film I saw this year. I'm off to get howling drunk then write a review on IMDB.

( It's only the worst film up to now of course. I've only seen 20 minutes of the James Bond thing )
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I saw the trailer the other day,
and it did nothing for me. But then again, I am not a big computer game freak anyway :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# it's rubbish. Just
some disjointed clips of gunfights and explosions. If you have not played the game it will mean nothing to you and you won't have a clue what is going on.
The game actually had a more sound screenplay than the mash-up I have just seen.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Hang on, Paddington Bear is from Peru, isn't he?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Do you think that may have been my point?
If badly executed :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Prescott gives his seal of approval...
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Baby Jaba?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# *geek fives*
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I hope you
washed that?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# yeah
once
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# but who's that encased in the carbonite?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# His condition is slightly more complicated than
that, and I know b3ta is a 'humour' website but eating disorders are serious.
If you'd read his book you'd know that he was diagnosed as having bulimia with acute amnesia. He ate lots but forgot to throw it back up.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Genuine snot through nose moment :D
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Even at midnight
the things you learn on here are amazing ;)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# If anorexia nervosa is fear of eating and bulimia is eating lots and then vomiting
then I have anorexia bulimia. Fear of eating my own vomit.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Or even
Bulimia nervosa
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# even when you sick
a little bit up in you mouth?
like when you're deep throating?


sorry, I should go to bed. Night all.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# :O
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
#
*grabs club*
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# HE'S HONGREE FOR HORSE COCK
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Rats!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Ha.
Their innards will fall from where their perinea should be.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# the movement
of the paper makes this for me. Nicely done :)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# ^ This
Good stuff!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# thanks for pointing this out

it is excellent

but now have had to watch it for the last 5 mins
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# haha
good read
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# hiya
hiya
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# hiya
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# biya
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Oh no.
And you've such a polite name.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# OH HAI THERE
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Hello.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# "Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?

Generally not; your thread will be better received on the talk board, where discussion is encouraged. If you have tailored your post specifically for the image board, please be considerate to others; the board only holds 15 threads at a time and it's not fair to push somebody else's hard work into the archive just so you can say, "Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes."

If you just want to talk nonsense and chat to people, then you should go to the talk board where you can gabber on about anything you like and not worry about upsetting the people who make pictures.

If you want to discuss a link, the best place to do so would be the links board."
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# fuck off you drunk!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# you fuck off
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# im putting you on ignore!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# "is it OK to reply to your self on the main board"
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# oh shit now i'm drunk!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# no it's OK i was drunk before this happened
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# you were ok BEFORE this drunk?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# yes just really board
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Oh I wouldn't say /talk encourage discussion at all
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I assume you know that from memory
and you didn't copy and paste it ;)
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# TROOOOOOOLL
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Its lupus
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# there is a pornstar
called lupus.
My only comment on Cheggit.net (porn torrent site) was to reply to a movie of her's saying "it's never lupus"
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# where did i go?
:-(
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# found you!
a-HA!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# HOLY CUNT!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# anyway, we were talking about which newsreaders you would shag
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Paxman.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# trevor mcdonald
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# BIll Wyman
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# O RLY?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# you are a ninja
AICMFP
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# 'I doubt I'll be an angel when I die'
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# You emo shit
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# OLOL
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# TILEABLE LOLS!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Hahahahah
Does it tile?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
apparently so.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# :D
DRAW HAPPY THINGS
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Kay.
Like what?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Terry Wogan dancing to that song what he did!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Cats
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Like this
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Are you drunked again?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Not at all
I cant afford it
My tablet was being gay tho and this is what came out
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Don't be mean, he's trying his best.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# aw
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# wheeeey
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Suicide is a sin.
Of course he fucking won't.

XD
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Shut up, loser.



x]
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# NO U. >:[
ur so gay
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Mean.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# NO I RNT.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Where's his erection?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# What?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# 85% of men hung had an erection.
FACT.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# plus you shit and piss yourself
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# You appear to
be a tad obsessed about the piss and shit bit.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# no, just pointing it out
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Hence the phrase 'well hung'
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# most of them loved it too
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Finally.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# on reflection
i probably should have had him shit himself too. Oh well, another squandered opportunity for brief juvenilols.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# In my trousers.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# haha
Death by Miss Adventure.
*Michael Hutchances*
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# and the piss and shit running down his legs
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# His girlfriend is going to be pissed off when she finds out he's stretched her tights.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# pffffthahah
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# He should flap those wings to keep himself in the air
effectively preventing the rope from going taught and therefore saving his life.

He's just not thinking!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Pffthahahahah
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# My angel wings
are bruised and restrained...kinda.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Kinda.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# :]
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I was going to post a similar picture, but i can't be bothered to find it my fingers hurt.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Hahahah
why do your fingers hurt?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I've been fingering a man made from razorblades.
I actually crack my knuckles all the time, and they ache from time to time, i try to stop but it takes ages to get out of a habit.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I crack my knuckles too.
They don't really ever hurt though.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# probably because they don't exists
and religion is a created way to control the idiotic masses.

stupid fucking meat puppets.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Oh...er..okay
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# drink Pocari Sweat
and don't do drugs.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Is that
a large sausage attached to his neck?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# See, this is why folks hate emo's...
Cheer up, love.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Cheer up.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# i doubt it too
(mostly due to them not existing :p
*needs to read angels n demons before it comes out in the cinema*)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Good job they didn't have me as the wedding photographer...
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# this is tate MADern
toppo
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# weddings are scary
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Did you put your head in for a laugh, or is that one of your wedding photos?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# my missus (and the bridesmaid) were less than impressed when they saw this
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Were they jealous that you look so good in a dress?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I thought as much heh.
Lucky you didn't just hand it over to here then.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# It's true.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# hahahah
one of my favorites
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# why would they mind?
there are clearly 4 males in that picture ( I gave the one on the left the benefit ).
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I really don't know where to look.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Shitting dog!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# if you look really closely, there is a ghost like figure, just to the right of the bride
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)

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