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# no reason
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# please turn off all mobile phones
niceleeeeeeeeee
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I was waiting for a post, then i saw a post,
heaven knows i'm.....you know the rest



Woo.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# fucking miserable when you saw it was morrissey?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Yes!
It exudes from him on to all who see him.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# heavens knows his songs are miserable now
my leg has gone to sleep and i need a poo... hmm to i risk an internal explosion of standing up and falling on my face? decessions decessions
WHERE IS MY CAKE!?!?!?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# In your pants, if you don't get a shift on!!


(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# bumcake is not nutrious or delicous
but it does have four flavours of bum
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# and they say smackheads have it tough ^^
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# that is a brilliant answer to everything and anything along with
that would be an ecumenical matter
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# -father jack voice- YES!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hhaha.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# ahahah :D *steals*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# smeeee heeeeaaa
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# heheheh
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# go buy your own cake
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# i bought vinetta for a pound in my "local" co-op (it wasn't full of chickens :( )
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# that is not cake, that is ice cream
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# brb making brownies
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# 'And if a....
mobile phone ringtone, rings whilst I'm asleep.
To die by your side, is such a heavenly way to die'.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# ha.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# shut up mike.
AND KISS ME
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# *facesexes*
EDIT: If you were on msn, I might even let you see my nipples!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I'M COMING
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Mozza got blootoof innit blood!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# annoyed
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Hey
Hot Rod was a great film!!!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# haha nice
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I really loved these
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!!!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Yessss.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# is this a compendium of shit fillums?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# you gets an award for being clevererer than everybody!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# dodgeball kicks arse!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# no,it doesn't.
reasonless hatred?no.
reason : Ben Stiller
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# yes, he is a prick
but people get hit with wrenches.
what can i say? i'm easily amused.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# great! :D
-throws wrench at face-
comedy EH?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# hey, i can dodge a wrench.
i can dodge a ball.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Rip Torn well makes up for Ben Stiller!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# GO, YOU CRAZY SONOFABITCH, GO!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# ben stiller plays the bad guy
reason revoked
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# nobody makes him bleed his own blood!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# stolen from the Simpsons
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# simpsons did it first
everyone knows that
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Steady on.
That's Tony Wonder you're on about there.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# - Did somebody say 'wonder'
- Wow, you just appeared in that cloud of smoke and the door over there mysteriously opened!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i hate these movies
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# yes
me too.
You see the shit fucking big red font, and run! RUN!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# HEY!
I thought Mr Deeds was genuinely funny, but yeah what I've unfortunately seen of the rest are fucking dire
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# crazy eyes
was my main reason for watching that film
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# you've cracked the code!
/awaits your recruitment for GCHQ
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# yey!
*awaits*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I saw a poster today and thought
the exact same thing.

Spooky.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Where are you now when I need you?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# arf!
to hull with you!

*clicks*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# oof!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# roughness
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# No!


(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# hehe noice
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I'm really sinking
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# jeezus
i don't know what to say
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# how is babby dieded? how is girl get life senatnces?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY DEFORMED?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# it was beaten to death over many months
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# It's not funny. I know.
It's in bad taste. I know. It is actually tragic and horrific. But where is the line drawn? I have seen people Photoshopping Auschwitz victims round here to raucous laughter (one even getting on the front page). Is that really funny? I'd say not.

So again, where do you draw the line? Draw what you can from the subject line, by the way.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# er, no.
sorry but that is fucking wrong
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I agree.
And I accept your apology.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I'm sticking to spanging you all!


Obviously my amazing animations do nothing for you!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Dawn Stereotype?
I don't get it!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# You say stereotype, I say Racist :P
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Dawn Racist?
that makes even less sense, she's married to a black man?

/loses plot
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# He isn't black!
I saw him in a film once and he was white!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# your eyes are on
inside-out
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# It's true,
I have a negative view of the world!

LOL!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# xenophobe
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Jingoist!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# up at the crack of dawn
i'm a dinnertime man meself
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# hahahaha
woo - i'd do her! :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I would actually do her too!
I met her when I was about 13 and she was so nice :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# oh ffs
silly bugger.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Good to have you back missy :D
Did a wonderful benefactor hel you out?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# no, cable screwed up!
seems the day they gave me for cancellation was only a one-month warning date. i'm here till the 13th, unless i can come up with a lot of cash fast!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Ah I see.
Well whatever the reason, glad to have you here :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# glad to be here! :D
if i'd known i had t'internet all weekend, i woudn't have been so bored on friday!
still, made up for that by getting twatted on saturday night!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# there was a way to get free dial up... use the google
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# i most certainly would
if i hadn't cancelled the phone, too
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# ah
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# some days I would do her
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# See above :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# what smash???
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# No silly!
Jesses reply and mine to him!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# you said see above
above is smash
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# everyone wants to do me
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# yes?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# The it dawned on me . . .
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# NO
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# YES!
YES HARD!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Non?



(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Let's see what developes . . .
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Flash---smash!!!!



(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# please do ;)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Ready to flash . . .
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# NO, you!




(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i've got an animation but no where to upload it
:(
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# this'll probably only work for a second...
image shack sucks!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Gone in a flash !
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# All the gnus thats fit to fit . . .
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# *groans*
Photobucket
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# and for old times sake
Photobucket
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# that's heresy sir.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
She gives me the right fackin orn!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# bet this will
Photobucket
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# reminds me of batman for some reason
ee gads its cockface bapman!
robin, i'm standing right here, i can see you know
oh






b3ta hosting is broked tonight :(
HAT HAT HAT HAT
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# it has apparently been borked for a while
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# have you tried turning it off and on again?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# not in charge of it
you will have to ask god
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Hat check . . .
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# haha
you've got a point there
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Got it right off the top of little e's head . . .
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# ROLOFFLE
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# where can i purchase such a device?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# You want a clansoul?


(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# no, i want an autosexer!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I think you want a symbian machine.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# a machine built by a mobile phone conglomerate?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# They really did choose a bad name for that company.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# certainly could have been better
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Dildo and a black and decker
and a bit of glue.
Sorted
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# hmmm
where can i get a black and decker at this time of night?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# :(
Poor show, baggage handler man :(
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I love you
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA what?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# need to be done
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Oh, I agree with you on that one
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# that is what I saw
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Oh FUCK
yeah!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# hahaha
i must report this-but i'll watch it bit first
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Great brown hunter . . .
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# he is just about to blow his brain out
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Gnuf?
I'm a gnu
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# how do you do
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Meat to please gnu !
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Arfness.



(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# There it is . . .
There's a LOL in the works !
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# at last!......an in-depth gnus report
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Gnus are on the enraged speceis list . . .
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] "baddum-tish"
Photobucket

Alright, so that was The Sun, but you know the Daily Mail would have done if The Sun hadn't
done it first.

EDIT: Better?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Nice font matching there
what algorithm are you using?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# HAHAHA
...in Times New Roman
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I believe it's known as René Albert's MLNGLMGLNGLMGLNGM
:)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# This took me over 40 hours in MS Paint.
Great artists are never appreciated in their own time. Nor are incompetents like me.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# In that 40 hours, you could have helped 7 homeless people find shelter
or killed 15 zebras by running over them in a steamroller
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I stand by my decisions though

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# and then made a shelter out of dead zebras and used steam rollers
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Sounds to me like "The lazy man's way of making pedestrian crossings".
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# effort is so overrated
I'd recommending sitting back with a nice glass of something pleasant

:D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# and a croissant?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hmm, yes
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# My next door neighbour's got a steam roller
It's called "Arfur"
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# We appreciate you
signed Editor: The Daily Mail
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# FRESH
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Fresh indeed
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Freshest gander I've ever seen

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# failboat?
minor tj: It occured to me today, while sitting inside of a bus, that nobody says "GET LOST!" anymore

when did this phrase go out of fashion?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# since TOMTOM went to market

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# but that just causes more lostment!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# "Stroll on"
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# stroll off
stroll on
stroll off

Mr Miyagi is a harsh taskmaster
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# They don't?
We do oop north.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# now now, oop north no insult would merely consist of only two words
:)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# The words "you cunt" are normally attached!


(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I have no idea
but I saw a shop the other day called 'Robert's Haberdashery'. It's nice to see that some words never go out of style :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Haberdasher is such a nice sounding word.
"Hello! I'm a haberdasher" is a lovely phrase.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# There is a school near me
called Haberdasher's Askes.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I prefer
"Get to fuck!" and
"Away with you!"
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# The people that said that . . . GOT LOST !
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# just found this in my photobucket, forgot I made it
Photobucket
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Harry potter and the schlong of Wadeefuuk
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# and this
Photobucket
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# my cliff one
Photobucket
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Really?

Photobucket deletes all my CDC images within the hour, due to 'violating terms of service'.

They let me keep all the nazi ones though.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# they deleted a nude picture of a women, but the picture next to it was also a naked women and they didn't delete that one, even though it showed more
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# They once deleted
that picture of Michelangelo's painting where Adam and God are touching fingers that had been editted so god was pointing at Adam's groin and saying "lol". You know the one. Then again, it was called "lolwang.jpg" and when I re uploaded it as "adam.jpg" they left it there, so I'm guessing they look at filenames too.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# yeah it is
the one that got deleted, had the word nude in it, the other one was just a number
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# That must be it, yes

I'll make certain all my kitten images have cunt somewhere in the filename from now on
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Wrists of Glee
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] It's bad enough them coming over here
with their superior science and their advanced culture!!

Photobucket
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# did you .........
....fall asleep on the keyboard when registering?

Oh and click! Likes!

:)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# No, I really am a doctor!

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Well next time no abbreviated surnames please!!!
:)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)
# this is one womenfolk he could have
you know, if he wasn't dead and such.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Wow Hi-Res Illegal Immigrant Vigilante
I bet he's sharp
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# last one for today, i'm off to the pub
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# oooh, very good
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# c'mon boys,you know you want to.......
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Yes, I do



/edit: actually, DO NOT WANT
I see it now :(
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I take it it's not just me who keeps
getting redexes from b3ta hosting too!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I've heard people talking about it all week
but this is a first for me
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I've had several posts not come up for a while tonight.
Including one of my own which should have been in my cache... That might just be my laptop though.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Opera was being bitchy too,
I switch to firefox.

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Ah, now that's interesting
Opera's being a little angry about b3ta hosting for me too.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# want to what?
snap her neck like a fucking junkie twig?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# we should place bets
on how long before she karks it due to chemical abuse
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# christmas eve
i want her death certificate in my stocking.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# She can't half sing though.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# unfortunately true
why should talent go to those who will piss it up the wall?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Haha Junkie twig

I feel there's a song in there


Junkie twiiiiiiig!
Junkie twiiiiiiig!
She isn't very big
She'll try to play a gig
And we now move every 'zig'
into the anus of a pig (for great justice!)
That's why she's Junkie twiiiiiiig!

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# And she's the one on drugs???????



(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Certainly

Or, as Salvador Dali once said: I'm not on drugs. I am drugs!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)
# arf!
with her sidekick, smackleaf
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Wait, I know this one too

*ahem*
Smackleaf, Smackleaf
only in it for the beef
Smackleaf, Smackleaf
only in it for the beef
Smackleaf, Smackleaf
only in it for the beef
Smackleaf, Smackleaf
only in it for the beef
Smackleaf, Smackleaf
only in it for the beef
Smackleaf, Smackleaf
only in it for the beef

etc.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)
# that has techno written all over it
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# *puts a donk on it*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# *puts a baseball cap on the donk. backwards.*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# hardcore
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# phwoooar
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Nicely done ;)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# she's never looked so good!
:D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# The rehab's working
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# That's just pure sex right there
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Whose turn is it . . . I lost tracks . . .
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# The revellers are already waiting for The New Year in Tokyo!!!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)
# You've lost me sir!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Lacism?


(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Oh ha ha ha!
Brilliant :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)
# hello duckie!!!
i watched the mot amazing brilliant superb film ever last night. dead mans shoes by shane meadows, have you seen it? if not YOU REALLY MUST!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# GREAT show......he followed it up with "Made In England", seen that one?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# got it waiting to be watched.
and i thought it couldn't get better than a room for romeo brass, but dead mans shoes does it.

paddy considine is just amazing. i want his fucking babies.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# You what?
Where does that leave us then eh?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# threesome.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Ewwww!
I will only have a threesome with you and another woman. Couldn't risk touching another mans pee pee ;)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# oh come on..he's gorgeous and funny
and lovely

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Out of my league then ;)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)
# pft.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# And as the pic has now finally loaded for me,
I am better looking than that fuck anyway ;)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# watch the 2 films and you'll see why i love him.
(he's also in hot fuzz)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# You're behind me, fucko!!


(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Fuck you man!
You had a stripper in your kitchen the other day, now you're just being greedy ;)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Hahaha!



(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I Think it Was....
....On the EXTRAS of Dead Man's Shoes that he admitted he was a "wannabe thug" when he was growing up, but one night when he was out walking with an older skinhead buddy of his, the guy suggested a detour to a house of a guy he wanted to "speak to"....as soon as the guy opened the door, the skinhead nearly took his head off with a smack......Meadows's "wannabe" days finished there & then.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)
# i watched that bit!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# No I haven't.
I shall download it now :D

I saw a couple of good films the last couple of days. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and A Scanner Darkly....
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# dead mans shoes and a room for romeo brass!
you must see it. it is so good.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# A scanner darkly is so excellent
it tickles my philosophy nerve,makes me dizzy and is gorgeous to look at too
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Aye.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# glad you agree :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Phillip K. Dick was always "Hit & Miss" with me.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Poor
Very poor



But I still like it WOO
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# rovery :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Only won way of life

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Revellers?Levellers
Levellers are Whoresome.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# gay byrne and steven seagal?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)
# good evening
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# i always wondered what shaggy got up to after leaving the scooby gang
epic, as always.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Very nice!
But I am all depressed now :(
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# *surprise sexes*

better now?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)
# i'm depressed, too!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
I read that as "But I am all dressed now"
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)
# shaggy!
no wonder he eats so much if he's on that stuff
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I think I know him.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# 'nings WM
great pic as always

:)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Proper well good. I started on the SECRET PROJECT.
I'll gaz you in the week.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Oh, go on. Tell us all about the secret project.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Oh hell yes :D
I am very much looking forward to seeing what you come up with!

(apologies for the reply delay by the way, I'm on dial-up speed internet and everything is slow and annoying)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Smashing
is that you btw?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Yep :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# You forgot to shop Dara O'Brien.
Woo and yay!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# to be fair
andy parsons is fucking asking for a gnopsing
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
#
gnops cunt.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# that too
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# that's very nicely done :)
looks like a fair bit of effort went into that
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!


(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# HAHAHA
Thats fucking great!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha
mocker-gnopper
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
# wonderful! *wipes tears of laughter from his eyes*
*real tears, as well*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# hahahaha
you win the internet!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# More Paedo Pan...


Click for bigger (75KB)

And that's me blown my wad.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Congratulations! You've won the internet.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Honestly, you could sell these.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
More!
*click*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Holy shit
I am waed adwe awed. (Note the near speachlessness)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# dirty little buggers...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# SICK FILT!
:D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Ban it!!
Or make it mandatory!!

One or the other.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# quite so
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
class.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# this is very intimate
are you sure we should be watching?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# pfffffffffffft.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# OO--ER

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Cor
:D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Yours, for only 24 monthly payments.


(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# controversial
woo none-the-less

*click*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Baby P Shocker:
Baby P clearly not a baby!
Baby P a TODDLER!
Parents across the world now in full sympathy.

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Hahaha, fucking brilliant!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I like this more than words can say.

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Yeah! Frankly Shite Mint!!
Was thinking of doing a Lady Diana / Mother Theresa / Madeleine McCann combination clock plate but running out of time.

:)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# this is an outrage!
/tony harrison overload
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# beat me to it :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# i've been watching it all day
nanageddon ftw
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# everylol
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# nee naw nee naw nee naw
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Whoosh! Hover dogs!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# RACIST!!

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# whizz!
superb
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# haha
needs more blunkett attached
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Barrie takes a bashing...


Click for bigger (82KB)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# haha
this is brilliant
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Hahaha, oh dear.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# mwahaha!!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Shoddy animations presents....
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Blimey, Barry had a bit of a makeover there?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I cannae se it.

Now I do.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Was bored at work today, so I decided to touch up my coffee cup with a marker.
The limited edition Tim Horton's
"Christmas Ninjas" Cup.


(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# heh
nicely
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# NINJAS!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# indeed.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# NINJA HORTONS!
AWESOME!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Brill-tastic!



(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# this is a cup worthy of a manly beverage
such as bovril.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# watched that top gear today... hahah
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# the lorry driver one?
i may watch this weeks' on the iplayer, i've spent the last couple of days partying and watching series 1 and 2 of the mighty boosh
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I spent the day listening to the Cd
of the first series. 'wind my only friend...'
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# III HAAAAATE YOOOOOOOUUU....
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# that is good :)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I declare this 'Woo'
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Loving it.
*click*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# you drink coffee? are you gay?
nice ninja tho

(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# but can he rrrrrrroll up the rrrrrrrrrim?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)

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