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being a student i lack real greens

Basement Jaxx - Rooty

(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

Hahaha

I thought being a student meant you have good access to greens!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

haha

good point

(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

That reminds me

must buy some veg to go with cowboy pie tonight.

Nicely done!

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)

ahem

~~boy~~

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

I finished off the cow yesterday

I've only got cowboy left.

pity me :O(

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

*pitys*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

Human pie?

Can I come?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

Which do you prefer? A first, second or third leg

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

Botty meat please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

monkey!

i have several of these little chappies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

monkey hog!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

hey!

i got them free with massive quantities of tea bags!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

I thought that was the Supernaturals

www.amazon.co.uk/Doesnt-Matter-Anymore-Supernaturals/dp/B0000082KV/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1227193249&sr=1-1

still woo

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

Hahahaha

Now do Remedy.
For our "special files" :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

As Endorsed by Jonathan Ross

Edit: De-compo'd to keep the nazis happy

(Cloudane, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

Jackie Chan ftw!

;O)

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

Ken Hom!

Ken cooks with woks.
Jackie smashes them and jumps over them and stuff. :)

(Cloudane, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

i think it's ken hom

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

Is he a true hom though??

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

Yeah

I know it's Ken Hom. Just doing a "they all look the same" joke...

never mind *goes and makes the tea*

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

Lacist!

;)

(Cloudane, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

Hey

some of my nicest shoes have laces! :OD

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

i have no idea

but he knows how to wok his noodles

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

I'm sure you were more following this.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

Hahahaha

Biggar!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

That looks rendered

Nicely

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

Yup. My first render I ever did.

EDIT: I'm starting to hate that font. Not only did I use is as my tag for aaaages and tired of it that way. I used it to make the stencils for the room numbers at work.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

Bog off!

Cheeky bugger

(Cloudane, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

I'm sorry.

I can't speak talkboarder.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

Nor can I, never been there.

Who pissed on your cornflakes anyway? If you don't like the fact it doesn't conform to the exact compo guidelines don't vote for it.

(Cloudane, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

Sorry. You'll have to say it again. I still didn't get it.

EDIT: I think you're missing the point. The compo is; 'Using just what you have about you, recreate your favourite album cover. Photoshopping album covers doesn't count.'

Feel free to post it but don't compo it. That's like Ben Johnson saying, 'Well I know it says don't take steroids but if you don't like it don't vote.'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

Apology accepted

Did you say something else? I didn't see it

(Cloudane, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

Un-compo'd

Happy now?

Of course you could just object reasonably instead of being a cunt about it...

... oh of course, this is b3ta. Carry on.

(Cloudane, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

Not really

I think I shall just carry on being a cunt. Apology accepted.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

Sgt Henson's...

(veggiegoatdan, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

My

Lord.

YES!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

That's lully

But you still missed the point. ALso is this yours?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

All of this ^

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XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

seconded

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)

Thirdefied

I can find nothing on Google images for it though.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

I'll go fourth.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

I'll claim the fifth

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

This is just sixth.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)

ban this six filth...

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

Very good indeed, but doesn't fit the compo

This doesn't detract from it being good.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

sort of

it is mine. it sort of fits the compo because each muppet was hand drawn from individual muppet figures. so technically, it was made from stuff i have around me and its not a shopped album cover

(veggiegoatdan, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

I'll let you have that one, but

don't tell any noobs.

They'll only get the wrong idea.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

1) Doesn't fit in as a compo entry

2) I think you should uncompo it and let it mask in it's muppets glory undistracted.
3) Belter of a first post!
4) *clicks*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

What, you drew this whole scene?

If so Woo!

How long did it take you?

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XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

You must have the most exciting desk in the world.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

I have half a lemon on mine!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

I have my elbows on mine.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)

Due to the height of my chair and the way I'm slumped over

I have my tits on mine.

I think you'll find that's 1-0 to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

Temptress!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)

I'm sweet and innocent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

riiiiight...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

2-0, I think.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)

At least.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

Don't ever leave again. No no no no no. I will have to CALL YOU ON REAL LIFE TELEPHONE if you do.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

It's tempting to do it just for this purpose.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

I'll make sure I'm not fun to talk to. :)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

i had blood on mine yesterday,

i didn't realise i'd cut my arm...
=D
'noons mon capitan!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)

The top of my desk is nothing to shout about

but underneath however...

Hi Captain, by the way.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)

it's verging on the obscene?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

Laminated with layer upon layer of cock gobbets.

Hi Babs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

Playing the Tits card..

sneaky very sneaky

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

*unzips*

1-1

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

LOL or is it 2-2

THERE'S A STREAKER ON THE PITCH !!

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

Well I have that too! I bet mine's messier though!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

HA. Nope.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

wine?!

i'm coming over.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

Rubber Band Ball mother funksters

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

Nope.

I don't think we can top that.
*takes hat off*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

HOLY SHIT !!

THATS ONE MOTHER F*CKING BALL OF ELASTICATED RUBBER!

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

Kneel before Zod!

Plus that picture's old. It's another centimetre or so bigger than that now.

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

Snap :)

~106kb

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

Yeah!

With our rubber band balls we shall rule the Earth! :OD

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

my desk lacks a glass of wine

in fact, any booze at all

It therefore is a shit desk

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

Oh shit!

You smoke Embassy - bleauch!

edit: but I spy a tube of Arm & Hammer, so you get the points back.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

Actually I don't usually.

I normally smoke American Spirit as it gives you a nicer cancer. They're the product of a late night, post pub forage.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

i'm at my mate's desk

it has several empty foster's cans and a glass of stale vodka and coke

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

Still

Waste not, want not.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

i'm having coffee and a rollie

i hate rolling, they end up looking like miniature legless camels

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

hahaha

A badly rolled rolly in my roadie days was called a bedsock (the roadie name for a sleeping bag):P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)

i wish i still had my rolling machine

or better yet, a packet of fags

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)

Fucking brilliant but...

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

that is

amazing

(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

byootiful

yes it is

(Mowgarr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

Farkin 'ell!

Not a proper compo entry but who gives a toss with stuff this good.

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

if this is yours, then it's excellent

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)

'nings smashy!

last day at this crap pit tomorrow!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

lucky you!

you taking some time off before you hit the new grindstone?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

nope,

finish friday, start new job monday.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

well, i hope you're getting shitfaced on friday night!

you'll be letting the side down terribly if you don't

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

Battersea Dog says 'hai'.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

haha!!

MECHA GIANT BATTERSEA DOG WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

I for one welcom our giant battersea mecha-canine overlords

/ac

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

as a popular tv personality i could be useful in rounding up others to toil in your underground dog meat mines.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

Haha

nicely!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)

I hate her more than I hate any other person on this earth.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

H4PPY B3RTHD0Y.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

happy candle day

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

Mugabe>Emin?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

In all honesty

yes.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

Well that's your choice, I suppose.

I'd quite like to reverse their roles. Sort of like wife swap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

Mugabe is a much much much worse person,

don't get me wrong.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

I don't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

^this

Although it's a close fought thing between Emin and Alison Lapper.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

Even me?

*is happy*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)

would

between her tits

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

*punches monitor*

Edit: how could you stand to have that face on your screen long enough for you to shop it?

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

no.

that is what a cunt looks like.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

cheese!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

Tracy Emin is mental

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

Adblocked :(

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Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

Good idea

I was almost tempted to go buy some..... phew!!
;)

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XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

MUST. INHALE. CHEESE.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

This is what an untalented waste of clothes looks like.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

Hahaha

Q&D Tracy Eminem

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

Hahahaha

Them earrings really suit..... it.

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XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

she's a looker alright

er, I mean, "OI! This isn't some stupid 4chan-esque shock site you know!"

*spang*

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

she can fuck right off...right off!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

Hehehe

Turn back time and compo it!

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

Hahaha

Lets see a newspaper nick that one:P

EDIT: Yays. My local CSI:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

I'm a member of the BNP and I don't read the Daily Mail

I write it

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

haha!

:-)

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

The best place to hide something is in plain view

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

I hid my telly in the street once

some fucker nicked it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

Did it have your name on it?

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

yes

I sewed a nametape into its hem

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

Well then, there's no respect anymore

These foreigners, coming over here, nicking our teles. It's TV gone mad!

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

Nice!

bindun, but nice ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

Sorry:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

Hahahaha

That happens all the time.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

extreme gambling!

WOO!

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

This is epic!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

This is the best thing ever

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

This is full of hummus!

This has made my whole day look a lot brighter.

A woo to you!

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

can i just pop this here

not worth it's own thread

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

*opens fridge*

*looks for yoghurt*
*laments lack of yoghurt*

:O(

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

*spang*

I had to filename!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

oooh looks like you came close to calling it london bridge!

that would have been epic fail

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doph no time like the precedent, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

Like, yeah

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)

Yays

Wotcha stranger. How it diddling?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

Same old same old.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

aaaw.

Iz haz teh chest infection and sound like Pete Steel from Type O. I then thought, 'Ooo I sould like Pete Steel from Type O.'
Then figured you were probably the only person who'd get that reference but you weren't around!
Two days I've been holding that nugget of information!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

Bless you. Cayenne pepper.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

JD:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

David Bowie is a scary cunt

but you are all of the talented. Woo!

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

He can come and scare mine any time he likes.

Cheers though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

^this

with huge motherfucking bells on!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

cunt is not a nice word for girl parts.

I prefer sexy-axewound.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

Depends on how you say it.

I can say it in a good way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

I would like to hear you say both.

I'll follow the order as soon as I've decided which is best.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

Fair enough. Cmere and I shall tell you all about cunts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

Bowie rules!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

Bowie is a goblin

with his gangly extremities and rapist's eyes.

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

a 6' 6" goblin?

I happen to know he's an extremely nice man. He thinks you're a cunt though!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

Well then, he's a very astute man

'cos I am :OD

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

We know.

Bowie told us!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

i'd give him a gobblin

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

David Bowie is a musical genius -

I'm not sure there was music before him... I'm pretty sure it was mostly just banging on stuff and then he came along

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

The Laughing Gnome.

I'll say no more

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

Actually, you didn't need to.

But thanks anyway.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

Hooray!

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

you did a bowie???

i knew there was a reason i loved you!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

:-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

*HUUUUUUGGGGGGGGSSSSSS*

Bless you, lovely.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

And you, schnooks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

yay :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

\o/

hello stranger - I missed you.

How's tricks... that's some powerful zoom on your camera... and is that foreign currency?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

That's 5 euro cents, that is

I'm a cosmopolitan jet setting type.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

*super clingy hugs*

they said you were gone :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

They? By they I suppose you mean 'liars'.

I took a break, this place is fast getting on my wick a lot, all of the whining and 'this compo sucks etc etc etc' like it really matters. Not gone though.

There's other things I don't like, like spiteful kids etc, but of course they'll haunt the internet, they're incapable of giving people reasons to care for them in the flesh.

Who said that?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

certainly 'they' have gone down in my estimation

:)

I hope you're doing fine and feeling good.

These are dangerous times for b3ta... it is wasn't for the superbness of a select few then I can see the whole place descending into something VERY unlikeabkle... which is why we need you to hang around (very selfishly -- come, keep me entertained, provide a comfortable distraction for me!)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

I'm fairly unlikeable, you'll just forgive anything if it's got ta-tas.

The breather was good. I played a lot of Medievil.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

that's not true at all

... it's just I wasn't breastfed :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

Probably not a great day to come back then :P

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

True, true, but I made Low.

Plus this way I can tell everyone what pissyknickered 6 year old girls they're being, instead of just thinking it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

cathartic

perhaps best not to mention pissyknickered 6yo girls 'round here though - you know what sone of them are like ;)

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

Well it's just a bit... lace edged, innit?

If all the boys on here insist on being such flappy woman types I'll have to have enough balls for the lot of us and tell them they're all behaving like a bunch of hymen owners.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)

nothing to do with QOTW then

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

*proffers coffe, smokes, hugs and chocolates*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

You're a good girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

only when i can't be bad ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

*steals smokes*

*remembers he gave up months ago*
*gives back*
:(

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

ha!

bloody quitters!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

They have money in foreign land?!

Ya learn something new everyday!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

it would appear so

maybe that's what all this exchange rate stuff people keep whittering on about in my newspaper is all about...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

But wouldn't they just eat it?

I've heard the food is pretty poor in Foreign!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

yeah well

I'm not even sure how they manage to make it because, from what I hear, their engineers still measure in asparagus and guess the weight of something as a proportion of their grandmother's weight.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

They'll have the internetz soon, you just wait, then it'll be all over.

Just isn't English.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

Yays for piccy

and for the return

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

^ this

with jewel-encrusted golden gifts from the vaults of Xerxes on.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

:-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

Cappy Wow! :)))))))

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Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

Try not to shit yourself with glee :)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

But but but I already did and I enjoyed it.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

I can't help thinking he's riding some sort of dune buggy

hello capn

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

Head on wheels. All the rage. Hi Nibes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

Wow!

How's tricks?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

easily explained and not keeping the punters rolling in.

Or I could go with some sort of prostitute thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?

Don't leave me alone with this shower of fucking retard trolls ever again, you hear?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

This.

But in a better-looking way.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

doubtful.

very doubtful.

only one way to settle it though...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

frott off?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

dance off?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

Sorry.

FAR better-looking way.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

I'll take you with, next time.

It's quite nice outside, you know. There's coffee and the zoo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

YOU SAID WE HAD FUN :(

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Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

not you.

I like you a little bit. You're not a retard troll, just a cunt. It's fine.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)

Aw, I like you a little bit too :)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

Yay!

*piles on top of Ms Wow*
Now all we need is Dixon....
:D

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XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

Get your piles off me this instant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

This is what we've missed, y'see?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

Her Maj. didn't like all those long rooms anyway

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

are you just dong these with that new CS4 feature?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

av.adobe.com/russellbrown/ContentAwareScale_SM.mov

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

oh bloody hell

that's just cheating

:(

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

awesome

I want

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

oooh that's a bit good

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

blimeh that's clever

but as freebs said, cheating. :(

Anyways, I'm not using Photoshop, I'm using Fireworks...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

they only create a small explosion

must have taken ages to chip all of the stone away

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

Witchcraft!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

i can has?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

i think he might be

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

I just Googled Tracy Emin

*scarred for life*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

...

scared, shirley?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

that too

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

I'll remember not to do that

my folks went to the Tracy Emin exhibition at the modern art gallery in Edinburgh over the summer... I think my dad STILL wants his money back.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)

she can kiss my balls

I just had an ALL DAY BREAKFAST so I'll be running the country today!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

Swine!

Where were my hash-browns, eh? Eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

I ate them

WITH HAGGIS AND A BOTTOMLESS MUG OF TEA... it was like those wimmins you see in magazines - no bottom!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

*orders SWAT team to take out Prof UnderCover as soon as they have a clear shot*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

I'd die happy with the taste of brown sauce and Cumberland sausage on my mind

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

*Whethers - Take The Shot*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

for CUMBERLAND!

*dies*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

damn your breakfastery!

*drinks coffee in tiny sips*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

Ah, espresso...

very stylish...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

i wish i could still eat a full english

i've had less than 3 hours of sleep and i'm hungover to the gills

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

I wish I could eat

ANOTHER ONE

:)

sorry

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

pff

i actually wish i hadn't run out of smokes last night

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

I HATE YOU!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

as well you should missus

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

As long as she's got three rooms for me, my mum and my sister on the 9th of December she can modify what she likes

(

Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

9th december?

MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!

(

Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

*edit*

that's rubbish

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

This one's actually a load of shit

The foreground is utter bollocks

Don't yay this one, plz. ta!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

erm...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

crikey!

he looks like my auntie!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

...

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

Jumping on the city landmarks bandwagon

(Later, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

woof woof

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

I likes

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

Cor!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

oh i say!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

fake!

she's french, remember? there's not nearly enough spiderlegs here!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

Yowzer!

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

excellent!

Is it me or is b3ta super sexy tiems today

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

yes.

i'm here.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

I've seen this before

is it yours?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

Yes, they are definitely margaret thatcher's legs

*fwaps*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

Woof woof!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

...

single cover... fuck off
i had to do this upside down on a scanner...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

Nicely :]

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ClanSoul, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)

monies!

*swipes*
*buys 20 smokes*
*is happy*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

£5 gets you 20 smokes?!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061220041114AAgwY40

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

£4.76 for 20 mayfair

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

upside down on the scanner...

Your old Christmas party trick, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

No that's "last turkey in the shop"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

flatbeds are always useful at parties

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

Best I could do with a live animal

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

A) Nice

B) SNAKE!!!!
*runs*

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

silly Bela

Snakes can't wear trainers!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

lies!

you could have put it down your pants!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

I have one down there already ;]

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ClanSoul, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

Yours is missing an eye though

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)

This is true.

And it has a nasty habit of spitting all over stuff.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)

i demand photographic proof

to endorse this boastful claim!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)

Sorry, I missed my 40,000th!

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ClanSoul, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

*folds arms and glares sternly*

young man, this simply will not do! this lackadaisical approach will never get you anywhere in life!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

Lies!

(

ClanSoul, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

i never lie

i embellish

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)

couldn't find a snake, but this is him right?

EDIT: i just wanna say, this is not my own workl, just the first pic that came up when i googled ginger.

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Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

That looks nothing like me,

I'm not ginger and the chin is way too small.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

SHIT!

i was close........ i'll get you next time gadget.

by the way, congrats on having like, the best name in the world, ever.

(

Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

The best name in the world ever?

(

ClanSoul, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

Sam.

trust me. Best. Name. Ever.

(

Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

Well I like it.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

my niece is a ginger, she's a spoilt twunt

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

*sends money*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

RACIST!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

PISS OFF GINGE!

(

Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

GINGER EXTREMIST!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

Well that puts my blurry little effort in the shade doesn't it?

*click*

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

Why am I looking at your snake?

Well, someone had to say it.

Woo :)

(Cloudane, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

You're mum

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ClanSoul, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)

i thought your mum was older

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

No I'm not!

Now get to your room

(Cloudane, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

YOUR GAY

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ClanSoul, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

My gay what?

Nothing in my possession has a sexual preference

(Cloudane, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

following the "fucking with London landmarks" theme...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

"fucking"???

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

That's a WOO

to you Barb. Have you seen that Tokyo has a version of our 'London Eye'?
It's called 'The Jap Eye'...

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Ninj, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

Oh god!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

I like this

muchly

(Cloudane, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)

Hahaha

I has many uses.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

beat that tracy emin,you cunt

(nice pic)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

i would beat tracey emin

to death with her own unmade bed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

id make her

make her bed and lie in it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)

and then set fire to the fucking thing.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

yes!

then force andy warhol to eat her greasy ashes!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

would it be worth more with

her chared remains in it?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

yayyy

something original!

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

That's really lovely!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

Hahaha

Giant Children landmark ftw!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

now this is a game i would play

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

hahaha! ace

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

I feel an anti compo compo coming on :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

I think we did this before

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

Oh why can't this really exist? WHY?!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

The Bitlers

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

Ha ha ha!

How rare!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

Hahaha

I'll never forget. When I was very young, I heard that Hitler had shot himself in a bunker, now the old man played golf, you can work the rest out for yourself:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

adolf has a barrow in the marketplace

eva is a singer with the band

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)

LALALALA life goes on

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

Little Ben

Yes I know the bell is called Big Ben, not the tower...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

I love those buildings. Spent many a happy hour wandering round aimlessley outside snapping pics there a few weeks back

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

terrorist

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

Terrorist!

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

Tory!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

I didn't think an orange jump suit would be your style...

or handcuffs.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

hehe

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

I did, as a matter of fact.

and \o/ Top Skills, there, sir!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

Yays. I don't think this needs a new thread so...

deris

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

sweet dancing grandma!

*has officially lost the will to spang*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

I think a multitude of pans are needed!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

this needs the full tefal range

or le creuset, if you're feeling posh

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

Hang on

Boba Fett was a clone of that kiwi doctor from Shortland Street...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers that

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

I spent many a happy lunchtime home from college watching that...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

bwahahahahahaha

shortland! yes! the elicit pleasure of days off sick from school...

(

Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

I shall counter, Sir, with this.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

I can't help thinking of the Clarkson remark

about Lorry drivers and 'ladies of ill repute' when I see this.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

Jesus!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

Fun Fact

This dude was in Summer Holiday with Cliff Richard. He played Edwin - the slightly dappy bloke.

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

Yup

It says that in the link. He also played Q's assistant for a couple of Bond movies too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)

I only found that out after watching the DVD commentary of Summer Holiday the other week

I nearly fell off my chair with surprise.

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Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

Jeremy Builloch

played Smithers in For Your Eyes Only and Octopussy.

he was always one of the sailor's on the british sub at the start of Spy Who Loved Me, one of the guys playing chess

FACT

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

This bandwagon borked my laptop :(

(top stuff, sir)

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

woo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

Hahahaha

nice!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

osm

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)

yay

(can you see him?)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

fool!

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

ohhhhhh!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

*administers sedative*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

NO WAI!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

ahaha

you beat that other cunt, but its still toap.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)

totp

text on two pictures

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

Oh hai popular Ernie

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

haha

sing or do not sing, there is no try.

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)

empirical data suggests that owls are in fact not wiser than humans.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

noy any human

ernie wise

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

does no one have tipp-ex anymore!

Click for bigger (125KB)

(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

Eeew so what is that if it isn't tipp-ex?

***tries not to imagine***

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

pfff!

took me a minute

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

Nicely!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

Deacon Road

(2097, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

ffffffffffffffail

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

counter-ffffffffffffffffffail

/he didn't compo it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

lol

I wouldn't want to !

(2097, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)

or you wouldn't know how...

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

*accepts defeat*

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

gracious and sporting :)

I'm suprised you've made it this far on b3ta ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

Its been a tough journey...

and I have the anal scars to prove it. :)

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

pics or GTFO

a/c

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

pls see goatse for reference.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)

once was enough

put me right off turkish delight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

How is that a fail?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

How so?

Not compo'd therefore cleary acceptable.

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

Previously...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

\o/

Now, this is a sight I thought I'd never see.

Donald Fagen on b3ta for the motherfucking WIN!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)

twice in the same day

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

Try to keep up

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

hehehe

that told him...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

Yays

Nottawasp Nottawasp Bay!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

Pfft!

You silly :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

*stares hard*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)

Wise, Wiser

coming to a screen near you soon.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

can't wait ;)

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8955378

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)

toap

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)

yay!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)

and a woo!

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

I love that. Was my wallpaper for many a week :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)

this is gorgeous!

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fannycradock, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)

This took longer than I expected.

Why is it that the lego pieces you're looking for always take ages to find?

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deathsquirrel Oh dear., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)

Winnar!

Close the compo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)

Oi! :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)

^this

can't we just make up our own new compo and start posting? Ideas anyone?

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)

What Album Covers should look like

often we have seen a funky album cover only to listen to a pile of poo or a shite cover to a great album - let's shop or make album covers that truly convey the shiteness/goodness of the music inside!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

A good suggestion

Close the Compo - else we will go on Strike!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)

Who's Else?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)

Who is Else?

no idea

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

because God wants you to suffer

for the sins of Jesus

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)

You think that was fucking hard?

Look below!

Nicely done!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)

BEST. ALBUM. EVER.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)

Are you serious?

Everyone knows THIS is the best album ever!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)

kill them both with shit-crusted fiery piss chisels!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

Where can you buy these piss chisels?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

you can't buy piss chisels

you're born with piss chisels.
if you're lucky.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)

A pile of tosh

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

merry candleday!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

I have never seen anything like that before!

Woo!

* May contain lies

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)

Woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)

Good stuff fella!

...although I have to come down in favour of mine ;p

www.b3ta.com/board/8955050

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)

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