
Was explaining to a Polish colleaugue about all the things we used to have here that we couldnt now for fear of arrest and a good rogering without lube by the police......
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Were you fatbloke before then or is he your partener?
I liked your old traffic camera gif.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:00,
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I liked your old traffic camera gif.

He's walking away from the ladies' toilet.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:55,
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The only place I was able to get it was on youtube.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:00,
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Would he turn green?
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:03,
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What he said. It's the closing scene from the 70's version of the hulk.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:10,
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1. Bullfrog tadpoles are massive;
2. The woman across the road is willing to walk topless from her car to her house, whatever the weather.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:43,
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2. The woman across the road is willing to walk topless from her car to her house, whatever the weather.

And also, pic please?
EDIT: Shuddering fuck! uk.youtube.com/watch?v=okDqmefbR40&feature=related
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:44,
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EDIT: Shuddering fuck! uk.youtube.com/watch?v=okDqmefbR40&feature=related

Yes bullfrog tadpole and hoooj but then again so are bullfrogs.
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and she pulled up in her car in some work clothes.
She opened the door and swung her legs out, before proceeding to change her clothes.
All her clothes.
I called out to my wife: "Jim, come quick! There's a muff outside!" but Jim arrived too late.
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She opened the door and swung her legs out, before proceeding to change her clothes.
All her clothes.
I called out to my wife: "Jim, come quick! There's a muff outside!" but Jim arrived too late.

but undeniably hot in a porn sort of way.
A superb body and well trimmed bush with cracking bangers.
I have just edited the image to move the shadow a bit.
The old one is here:

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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:49,
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A superb body and well trimmed bush with cracking bangers.
I have just edited the image to move the shadow a bit.
The old one is here:


It has gotten out of sync here.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:14,
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I suggest more people try it, it did wonders for me.
:)
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:13,
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:)

have another click
awaiting the next one :)
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:17,
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awaiting the next one :)

I have a couple of requests, but they are too difficult for me to be arsed at the moment.
Got any ideas you wanna gaz me?
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:24,
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Got any ideas you wanna gaz me?

Using a plaster, my arse and some chocolate sauce.
I don't know if I can be bothered to get chocolate sauce on my arse though.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:31,
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I don't know if I can be bothered to get chocolate sauce on my arse though.

One of the few times I am actually proud I still play with Lego ;)
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I was making a big block of flats, the missus came down to take the kids up to bed.
She took the chronic piss when I said that I was staying down till I had finished.... on my own!
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:27,
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She took the chronic piss when I said that I was staying down till I had finished.... on my own!

I was building a castle for my nephew a few weeks back.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:29,
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how are you sir?
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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That is why god invented pain killers. You would be a lot sadder if you were me and couldn't take pain killers ;)
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:31,
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to take the focus of off my knees.
It's been years since they have been this bad, think its the cold weather
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:35,
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It's been years since they have been this bad, think its the cold weather

That fucking idiot is costing me a fortune in Dream Team points
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:39,
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in Dream Team. I keep forgetting I actually have a team....
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:45,
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2 with marmite
2 with nutella
And also a big cup of tea
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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2 with nutella
And also a big cup of tea

I am keeping hunger locked up til lunch.
And a mug of tea.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:30,
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And a mug of tea.

ok, i will be your doctor
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:41,
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*tells I Yam Bucket to get naked even though she only came in with earache*
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fish wimminz with their sush out!
EDIT: I haz failed you b3ta! I had neither boiled heggles or a full English!
I instead popped across the for niggles as I feel like shite.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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EDIT: I haz failed you b3ta! I had neither boiled heggles or a full English!
I instead popped across the for niggles as I feel like shite.

Well after reading the thread down there *points* I shall have dippy egg and soldiers.
So that's 1-0 to me.

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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:27,
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So that's 1-0 to me.


Something like this :

I'm now going to also have a boiled egg with soldiers, just to make up for your appalling oversight.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:36,
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I'm now going to also have a boiled egg with soldiers, just to make up for your appalling oversight.

It's just bread and butter, but there are fried slices of black pudding under the eggs. Or rather, there were.
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Everyone knows a fried breakfast is not complete without Black or White Pudding!
But for future reference, for a better heart attack, have fried bread!
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:59,
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But for future reference, for a better heart attack, have fried bread!

This is not how they do it. Perhaps I should see if this encourages them to spawn.
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![Challenge Entry: Recreating Album Covers [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

Suggested by Flowerpot.
Original here: cdn.overstock.com/images/products/3/L1156800.jpg
Previously:
www.b3ta.com/board/8957553
www.b3ta.com/board/8957375
www.b3ta.com/board/8957203
www.b3ta.com/board/8957067
www.b3ta.com/board/8956367
www.b3ta.com/board/8955945
Edit: Have a shitty one that isn't worth its own thread too.

Original: image.hotdog.hu/_data/members2/778/605778/images/Rammstein_Herzeleid_cover.jpg
Suggested by Darkpie.

*psst* They're late again! Someone should have a word with them it's just not on!
Woo!
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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Woo!

but that one is a bit of a cheat.
That is a Duplo helicopter ;)
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:09,
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That is a Duplo helicopter ;)

I am not too happy with the Rammstein one, but meh, I hadn't even seen it before Darkpie suggested it :D
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:21,
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I have this strong urge to go on a shopping spree.
Odd.
/mememe

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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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Odd.
/mememe

![Challenge Entry: Recreating Album Covers [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

Is this bit too obscure? I thought it was a masterpiece myself. Here is the original: original

"BY KILLING THE INFIDELS! YALLAH YALLAH YALLAH!"
Nice sig on the pic!
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Nice sig on the pic!

Make it a better plaaaace.
EDIT: Any one got a good henry source? I annoyingly set up an image and remembered he's on my work puter.
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EDIT: Any one got a good henry source? I annoyingly set up an image and remembered he's on my work puter.

Coming over here, stealing the space in our E1's!
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and has in fact called a student halls in Sheffield?
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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please see here: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkz1ecxrQO4
Failing that, speak English very slowly. If they don't unserstand, say it again a bit slower and louder.
If they still don't understand, smash up their bar safe in the knowledge you tried your best!
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:37,
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Failing that, speak English very slowly. If they don't unserstand, say it again a bit slower and louder.
If they still don't understand, smash up their bar safe in the knowledge you tried your best!

et vous avez le nombre mauvais.
Or something along those lines.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:46,
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Or something along those lines.

I was waiting for her MASSIVE ARMS to animate
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:04,
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You know it is the only real choice!
Ning Ghosty! How do?
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:07,
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Ning Ghosty! How do?

Although I'd have to be arsed to make that but I can go out for a fry up. Saying that I'd have to walk a while to get to a decent one. If I go to the place across the road I have to tell the waitress to tell the chef that I don't want ends with solid yolks (he can fuck up friend, scrambled and poached) and that I want fresh bacon not stuff he cooked earlier and shoved in the microwave.
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If I go in public at least I have the chance of infecting some one
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"The Germans have more than fifty ways of preparing pork, several of which are probably illegal in the US, but they canot make bacon"
Goes for Switzerland, too.
German sausages are awesome, but the Swiss ones are awful. It also costs a minimum of £1.20 per sausage for even the saltiest, fattiest, most sawdust-laden economy sausages.
sniff.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15,
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Goes for Switzerland, too.
German sausages are awesome, but the Swiss ones are awful. It also costs a minimum of £1.20 per sausage for even the saltiest, fattiest, most sawdust-laden economy sausages.
sniff.

I know I had some lovely sausaged there!
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:18,
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I used to work in Switzerland, I lived in Neuchatel, Basil, Pratalan and Burne.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:24,
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It's pretty enough. I like Neuchatel a bit more, though. Thins are a lot more relaxed on the Romande side of the country.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:27,
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For free too:D I loved 'The Naughty Chateax' as we called it. THere two women to every guy:D
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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Not just because I can manage French a bit better than German.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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French Swiss people are lovely!
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:38,
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Why the hell is meat so damn expensive?
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Imports are massively taxed to be more expensive than Swiss produce. The Swiss farmers know this, so can charge what they like and the standards are low, but they will always get the money they want. Also, the large nationalistic streak of the local populace means they will buy Swiss over better imports.
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I'm sure that there's are morally proud farmers in there. They'er probably the ones that yodel.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:23,
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Monopoly is not just a board game here...
And even if a farmer did sell his stuf cheaply, then the supermarkets would mark it up. We have effectively only two supermarkets here and what few other stores there are are usually owned by one of those two. Same wit the electronics stores, clothing shops, almost everything.
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And even if a farmer did sell his stuf cheaply, then the supermarkets would mark it up. We have effectively only two supermarkets here and what few other stores there are are usually owned by one of those two. Same wit the electronics stores, clothing shops, almost everything.

There's always a market.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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This is true. If you don't mind really paying out. I've had steak once since we got here and that was at a friend's house.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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I bought some mince one night to cook, and it was about 10francs for a quarter of a kilo of beef! And that in a country that is supposedly famous for its cows :D
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:24,
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They dress their cows up and parade them through the streets:D
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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Such lunacy :D When I was there, I went to a Brass Band festival in Montreux. It was absolutely amazing!
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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You remember about 6-7 years ago they did an international cow festival and they took a 100 idenital lifesized cow models, had the lot painted on by artists and displayed in prominant public places round the world?
It was fantastic. Wandering round town and seeing bizaare looking bovines in the must unusual places then you'd come back in a month's time and there'd be a different one near where the previous one had been.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:55,
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It was fantastic. Wandering round town and seeing bizaare looking bovines in the must unusual places then you'd come back in a month's time and there'd be a different one near where the previous one had been.

a full english is tasty, but it's impossible to feel down when you're eating a dippy egg
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:11,
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Your pants would explode and you'd end up lying in a pool of your own breakfast glee!
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:14,
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go together like obesity and internet
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:16,
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is out next week
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15,
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choose your animal carefully to match your hugging style. an animal that is too large may be hard to keep still for long enough to hug. an animal that is too small will burst under pressure (though this may be advantageous under extreme stress situations- refer to appendix C: "bloodbaths and killaxing")
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The release date for my new book, THe Karma Sutra (the pop up version) is out next week too!
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:20,
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THe Karma Sutra - For One in a bookstore before.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:34,
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I think I'd have to go to Mark's and get some double yolkers!
'ning matey.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15,
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'ning matey.

we get double yolkers from the farm up the road. verr nyom :)
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:16,
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With your M+S eggs, and your fancy city ways...
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:22,
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*flants his la di da electrickery*
While obviously being afluent* enough to buy tons of M&S luxury hampers and throw them at passing peasants. I was refering to Mark. The guy who has the egg stall on North End Road Market.
I did actually type flatuant the first time.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:28,
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While obviously being afluent* enough to buy tons of M&S luxury hampers and throw them at passing peasants. I was refering to Mark. The guy who has the egg stall on North End Road Market.
I did actually type flatuant the first time.

ningles.
If we shook you would all the necessary ingredients dorp out of you?:P
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:31,
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If we shook you would all the necessary ingredients dorp out of you?:P

Edit: In other news, I can not remember what I ate last night, but I think it must have been smelly judging by what I just parped out!
EDIT!
www.eica-ratho.com/content/aerial-assault-pics/1605/
www.eica-ratho.com/content/aerial-assault/1155/
I was just watching this on BBC Breakfast News! Shuddering Fuck!
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:25,
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EDIT!
www.eica-ratho.com/content/aerial-assault-pics/1605/
www.eica-ratho.com/content/aerial-assault/1155/
I was just watching this on BBC Breakfast News! Shuddering Fuck!

I've promised a friend I'll go when she goes in summer.
:s
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:49,
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:s

when I visit my best mate in Edinburgh....
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:50,
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It's just the one bit where you have to jump from a silly height I'm not looking forward to.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:06,
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would shit me up! Once you are on the logs, who gives a shit? But jumping off a 100ft high climbing wall? No way!
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:08,
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Edit : in other news, I remember drinking 8 pints of Hyde's Mumbo Jumbo last night, which smells rank coming out of my arse
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:32,
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Some shite called Dartford Wobbler :(
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:38,
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my money is still on rachael stevens, among other unsightly stains
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:33,
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the first time I came across a photo of Rachel Stevens.
ba-dum tish!
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:38,
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ba-dum tish!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI
seems it's a bit gc but i don't care
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:04,
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seems it's a bit gc but i don't care

And that there proves that cats are better than dogs :D
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:07,
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but as I also have a cat and a Roomba 560, I like this.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:10,
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i just read the newsletter, no wonder i couldn't post it on /links
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:14,
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Yet I find is strangely hypnotic...
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:43,
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(C'mon, 5000 frames would have taken hours and been huuuuuuge!)

*changes sig*
(I also suffer from severe psoriasis, so I don't think you want to see me nekkid)
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:12,
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(I also suffer from severe psoriasis, so I don't think you want to see me nekkid)

i'm afraid rules is rules.
get your kit off.
it's a tad chilly so perhaps it'd be best not to, i don't want you to catch a chill on my account
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:21,
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get your kit off.
it's a tad chilly so perhaps it'd be best not to, i don't want you to catch a chill on my account

I feel I can handle it.
;)
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:23,
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;)

You have clearly been looking through my bedroom curtains.
*goes to get in bath*
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:36,
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*goes to get in bath*

I am sorry though, I know that skin conditions are an utter bastard. The saddest thing I have ever seen in my life was my nephew in hospital when he was 2 with eczema. :(
He wouldn't stop crying, and it absolutely broke my heart :(
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:37,
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He wouldn't stop crying, and it absolutely broke my heart :(

You have to. My niece also has eczema. She's only 5 but doesn't let it bother her. Top kid.
Kids are actually the best when you have a skin problem.
Adults ask you "what's wrong with you?".
Kids usually ask "does it hurt?". They get quite upset at the thought that it might be painful. Adults are just ignorant cunts.
Anyway, must get that bath...
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:43,
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Kids are actually the best when you have a skin problem.
Adults ask you "what's wrong with you?".
Kids usually ask "does it hurt?". They get quite upset at the thought that it might be painful. Adults are just ignorant cunts.
Anyway, must get that bath...

and he has come to accept it. It has improved a lot too. The only problem with him was trying to convince him that it was a bad idea to keep scratching it....
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:46,
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I know I shouldn't scratch, but you can't help yourself.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:11,
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www.turningpointcycles.com/images/bicycles.jpg
I'm watching these but I only counted 247...
;)
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:16,
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I'm watching these but I only counted 247...
;)

Youtube isn't helping.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:04,
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Woo!
I must get up off my arse and do something for this compo!
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:05,
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I must get up off my arse and do something for this compo!

When I saw it was album covers I groaned out loud then I actually read it and thought ...."YES".
:)
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:18,
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:)

with your silly assumptions ;D
Ning Sir! How do?
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:24,
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Ning Sir! How do?

I'm very well thanks, from the toes up anyway.
How're you sah?
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:27,
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How're you sah?

but I have one hell of a hangover!
Silly Real Ale!
Whassup with the toes?
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:29,
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Silly Real Ale!
Whassup with the toes?

It's damn cold over this way today, luckily the snow didn't hit though.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:43,
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But abusing Lego men isn't really on!
Edit: I guess I may as well whack a pearoast in here :D

Click for bigger (427KB)
As requested by XLVII, the original post if you would like to vote for it....
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:11,
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Edit: I guess I may as well whack a pearoast in here :D

Click for bigger (427KB)
As requested by XLVII, the original post if you would like to vote for it....
.

and if it was me it's doubtfull the pictures would of got on here..
jst think of it as inclusive lego.. as it now includes the handicapped.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:14,
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jst think of it as inclusive lego.. as it now includes the handicapped.

Edit: Now linked,
All the others are here if you missed any....
www.b3ta.com/board/8957553
www.b3ta.com/board/8957375
www.b3ta.com/board/8957203
www.b3ta.com/board/8957067
www.b3ta.com/board/8956367
www.b3ta.com/board/8955945
I am unbelievably proud of Ummagumma!
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:26,
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All the others are here if you missed any....
www.b3ta.com/board/8957553
www.b3ta.com/board/8957375
www.b3ta.com/board/8957203
www.b3ta.com/board/8957067
www.b3ta.com/board/8956367
www.b3ta.com/board/8955945
I am unbelievably proud of Ummagumma!

friends with Rachael Stevens, hey? I walked past Hannah Sperrit in a cinema. fun times.
although i was exited by walking past charlie brooker.
:)
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:32,
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although i was exited by walking past charlie brooker.
:)

I was in a queue with Rupert Everett and Pete from Big Brother at the cinema in Leicester Square once....
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:34,
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is a lot of people have Lego just lying around
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15,
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i cocked this poll up enough, i'm not doing it again.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:22,
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insults at dawn, splendid.
start the day as you mean to go on.
i have a good feeling about today i may even buy a lottery ticket
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:31,
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start the day as you mean to go on.
i have a good feeling about today i may even buy a lottery ticket

lottery ticket you fool!
/continuing the abuse for no reason at all....
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:35,
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/continuing the abuse for no reason at all....



Have an extra bouncy me.

working on becoming a grad student. How's you?
edit: only an hour late...
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 7:43,
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edit: only an hour late...


I know Unix! Even though I'm 11 years old and it's a bespoke state of the art interface.
All that CGI and nobody said "by the way, your portrayal of computer systems is shite". Grrr.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:00,
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All that CGI and nobody said "by the way, your portrayal of computer systems is shite". Grrr.
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