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# lacking hummus
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# And what a fat ass it is too
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ^ Dozy Fat Twat!

EDIT: NOON ALL !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# NOON WOBBLY
NOON PROF, IF YOU'RE HERE
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# i'm not a dozy fat twat.
and noong!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# ^ that
is a mater of opinion?

PS. I meant the Dozy Fat Twat in the image, you dozy fat twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# i know
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# UUuur guys.
stop calling each other fat twats and have a look of this tremendous mail shop of britney.

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1091281/Britney-Spears-mimes-AGAIN-U-S-TV-performs-routine-bombed-X-Factor.html
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# what a stupid tramp stamp
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Oh the huge manatee!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# What's with all the manatee hate?
Shut up, you lot. Fucking manateeists.

*cuddles manatee*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Manatees rock
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# YAAAAAY
Hi Hugh *kiss on face*

I'm off out for a cigarette. A Manatee-friendly cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# yay manatees am awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# yes,
i want fries with that
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# :)
haha
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I drew a stapler dog
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Dave Lee Travis?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# sore tongue for doggy,ouch!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Whoah!!!!

* Unexpected Dog Woof!

That frightened the fuck out of me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Unexpected dog? Bit like one of these......
One minute you're walking along then BOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# its enough to make you cry
and everyone in your street...
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Unexpected non-horse...

Does anyone remember who it was who did all those little waving animals?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Jolly Jack?
oh waving.. maybe not then
(That Random Guy, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Does JJ not do waves then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Would it chase the funny staple remover cats?
(that's what they always remind me of...that and snakes heads)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] prolly bindun but have AH-HA pee christmas anyways

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ...AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
woo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# That would be the first day of xmas then
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Any one notice this in mondays mail.
scroll down to pic of tana and gordon.
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1090395/Tana-Ramsays-right-Its-worth-ending-marriage-husbands-infidelity.html
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha holy shit
that's awful!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] GILF


click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Jinkies!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# stand up for the queen's funbags
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *stands to attention*
Shwing!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# 50 years ago, definitely would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Damn right.
And Princess Margaret. YES.

crazymonkey909.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/margaret.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# They really were beautiful girls, absolutely beautiful.
Strong featured too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Princess Margaret was always the wilder one
she'd definitely stick a finger in your bum on the vinegar strokes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I have absolutely no interest in male anus
and will only prod if requested.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *requests*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Buy me food and tell me nice lies about me first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *hands over his scotch egg*
"you have the most...eyes I have ever seen"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I've only got two.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# it's a Woody Allen line
ok, try again..
here's a curly wurly.
Nice tits love.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# No wonder I don't recognise it.
He annoys me needlessly. I find no place for him in my life.

Yay for curly wurly and tits, much more my style.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# HAHAHAAH!!!
oh fuck!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# omg niiiiicccce
i met her too but she was a right bitch. i was on bbc northwest tonight! aged.. 9 i think

edit: nope that was princess anne, aka princess royal doh
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Wouldn't you have been just a sperm back then?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# just a muscle in my dad's wrist
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# No queenie
look out behind, henry wants your body.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# he's sneaking up to cop a feel
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Queen of Shit Street.
She must be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Mr. StrainJ
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# RIS
But I'm going to suggest it's a cream of some sort.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# no just a
little character i drew
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hulk Surprised
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hulkenstein
suprised
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# A burst of heavenly music and a whiff of starch......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Bleurgh!
Also: Argh! Flashbacks to my school production of 'Oliver'.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# lovely!
In other news, I'VE JUST WON A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF MARMITE!



/1 jar
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# That wouldn't last me a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ::Mindpissed::
Your Consumption of the black stuff outstrips mine dramatically!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# It's NOM, that's why.
Pure, unadulterated NOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# That would last me a lifetime
*Firmly in the 'hate it' camp*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# That's alright, I don't like grapefruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ooo, me neither
I'm a fussy bugger, me.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I don't understand why people eat it
when they could have something nice instead, like a nana.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# grapefruits are nom
and nanures
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Grapefruits are bleurgh. You can have my share.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# \o/
fruity noms
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# 1 jar!!!
Reckon that would not see the outside of 6 months in the Chutney household....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Shopping for OOtini


and a bulk pack of motivators while you're there....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Mister motivators?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# sure
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I'm having 3 shit days
That helped cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# This r2 unit has a bad one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# and a PROPER yorkshire accent
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Oh I miss Mr Motivator.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Or


:D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# What was the stuff in the white jizzy liquid?
Papaya and population yoghurt or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# occam's razor suggest the answer to your question may be...
jizz

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# whehehe
now I have this in my head when I see one of these sheets walking by
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Babybel's, Cheesy Smells...
Baby Cheeses IS Santa!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# i'm sorry Raindance


also: woo on your cheese :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Rape Cock 2 -
The Revenge!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Haha!
It's just like it was in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Cheers, it didn't taste that great!
Took this pic then ate his face off after breakfast!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# It's a bit cheesey
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I see what you did there...
"I see Dairy people!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# niether, it's my snack.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Sounds like they've ran out of ice cream


This is how it actually happened
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# haha
i get it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# well at least someone does cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# the perfect woman
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Blowjobs'd involve a beak though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# it's ok.
with some lube
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# peck peck PECKY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# DEEEEXEEEEEEEE *leaps upon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# yippeee!!
*catches*
*does Officer and a Gentleman thing through the office*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Yaaaaaay
it's icy and I'm wearing heels, this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# 's snowin' 'ere
All white n stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I knew it was snowing east of you and down a bit
but I didn't know you were being a lucky bastard as well!

It looked like snow here this morning, but it's sunny now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# off to walk through the blizzard to the canteen for foods
Jews, sweetheart xx
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Jews, love xx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Don't be too long
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# *throws Jessie over left shoulder and readjusts Officer's cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# It's probably worth a fortune
That 7-legged spider picture went for thousands
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Stage 3....
Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Not good enough!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Not worth its own thread

I saw this as a picture and thought it cried out to be animated.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I would've said worth it's own thread.
Very nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# very woo!
but needs some more flopping CDC
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I did consider having one chase her!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I like her hat. Seems very appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# every girl
has a naked hat
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I don't.
Beret, tricorn or trilby?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I once went naked jogging wearing a red cap
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# *totally believes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Last year, it was.
When I was less wobbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# You forget I was wrapped around you a couple of months ago
(with knickers on, sexuality fans)

you're not wobbly you're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I COULD HAVE HAD A FUCKING SQUID!! NOW WORK HARDER BITCH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# haha.
It's true!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha, I've just read on bbc breaking news that Gary Glitter has been
run over by a tricyclist. lol
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# can a tricycalist can also be a bicycalist?
or only the other way around?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ??? now i'm confused??
0.o
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Isn't a tricyclist
a bicyclist and a unicyclist at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# it is,
but i didn't say anything about unicyclists
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *belches*
this is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Ooh what's he scoffing?
Marshmallows or is he somekind of can recycling poddle?
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# It's the Hay-Eating Blue Giant!
Flee!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# :O wireframe strawberry lace offcuts!
My favourite!


(this is lovely, love your style)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# VERY NICE
*CLICK & backgrounds*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# silly giant hay is not weetabix
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I wonder if there is a distinct background difference
between those who saw hay bales and those who saw tin cans?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# What about those of us who saw marshmallows?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# you're just hungry :D
people who saw wireframe strawberry lace offcuts, however, are plain weird.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Plain lovely, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# *gasps at the psychic*
*realises she posted about her hunger*
*not so impressed anymore*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
I once had a psychic stalker. He was always one step ahead of me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# c'mere, there's more
I went to the newsagent yesterday and asked if they had this month's Psychic Times. The newsagent said, "You tell me."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I went to join my local psychic's club last week
but when I got there there was a sign on the door saying

"Closed due to unforeseen circumstances"
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Does that mean
YOU were in fact stalking HIM??
*ponders*
*head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I hadn't read that
I was just guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I saw red cylinders, probably from too much programming.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# NYOM!
i well like your stuff,
do you have a website with gallery etc?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# cheers, i totally do !
biro.tumblr.com
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# friccin' sweet
cheers.

edit: How are you not famous? All of your work is perfectly fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# This pic
is making me hungry. Or, the fact that I didn't have breakfast this morning and I'm trying to fill my rumbly tumbly with normal and hippy tea, could be making me hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Fuck hippy tea
this lady needs bits of animal and some capitalist mash, stat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hi there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# O_O
How did you know I've got mash, veg and sausage leftovers from last night for lunch?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# there is nothing worse than a reheated bbq sausage for lunch.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Yes there is
a Bachelors pasta n sauce.

theairfreshenerman.co.uk/blog/archive/2007_05_01_archive.html

I was down to my last two pounds last week so I foraged in the corner shop and bought one of these. By god, it was horrible! The only thing worse are their super noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# i was mocked for my leftover sausage. MOCKED!!
oh and no nice young thing wanted to come back to mine and integrate after the mathsy party :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# You need one of these
store.xkcd.com/#Useless

or so I'm told. I havn't a clue what it's on about.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# what?
maths parties are renowned for being bacchanalian orgies of drugs and sex, filled as they are with beautiful women.

However did you fail to pull?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# \o/ brilliantness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# connor mate do u have any wallpapers?
widescreen too?

i luvs ur werks
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# not really
purely out of spite for people with decent monitors/computers. mine is sooo slow. i will endeavor to make some though.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# do it
they will be v. popular

(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# om nyom nyom.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Clickage!
Damn your good
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# lully
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# In concert, one night only!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Does he do 'Master Blaster'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# heheh
A JAZZ CHORD, TO SAY, I LUV ROU...
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Great joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I just called
to say

I keell you, infidel scum!

Top shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# i did a snarf larf
I love this guy, although his stand up comedy is very cutting edge.


Clicky for you though...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# It's the Mandarins he really loves!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Genius!
*clickety!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# haha
most woo, most woo indeed
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *puts the lime in the coconut and drinks 'em both up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# This is acer than biskwits
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# woo ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# *slurp*
brill
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# wants
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# This should be on telly again.
I want to go home, Jeremy Kyle's on and I missed the incest bit of yesterday making bratwurst pasta nomminess.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# incest ftw!
that jeremy is horrid to those underclasses he has on there!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# He was nice to some yesterday
but they were nice ones, and the boy had glasses on. I love chav boys in glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *puts on glasses*
*chavs about the room a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I'll be chavwife.
*removes most of her eyebrows and foregoes 24 years of conditioning and chews gum with her mouth open*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# *dons unmatching track suit top and bottoms*
*does not brush teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Now cry, he cried.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# in B4 redsushi tells us he hasnt seen star wars
again
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] "Rudolph the Raw-arsed Reindeer, has got the constipates NO MORE".... (etc.)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# *coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# nothing says merry christmas
like a scatfest!
NSFW maybe??
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Which??..Both or just poopy monster?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# well, as I'm not at work it doesn't bother me
and as no-one else has howled I guess scat is just fine for work

SFW = Scat For Work??
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# wehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# beep!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# vroom vroom
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# so thats whats holding the traffic up
call the police!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hairy 70's style chest hair of doom power and funk?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# happy b3taday fo shizzle!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *feels special*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# *glees!*
*clicks!*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
C N
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# haha
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I aspose It am times for me to get in teh moodings......
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *Would*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# YAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Is that
a rage-infected Mr Tickle?

(sorry, woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# something like that
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# My friends boss is called Tony Tickle
He's a pervy man too, kinda fits well

*I finally got an icon! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# would
up the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I like this, acause of chips!
click!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# you're a brave man
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Tilting A Vagabond Shift - does it work?


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Beautiful as ever
Please tell me that's not Henry
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# It's not Henry.
The question is, of course, do you trust me?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# put henry into one of your works!!!

EDIT: - i just want to see him in a gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# taaaa laaaa*
:)


*only sounds right with the heaviest scouse accent you can manage
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *peers*
That chap, he needs a brolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Click it for biggerer to stop peeringness needularity.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# strickingly and darkly beautiful
as per...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# That's that little arcade at the end of New Oxford Street isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Indeed - Sicilian Avenue just off High Holborn.
One of my favourite streets in Mordor.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# that's the biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# very nice as ever
I'm not sure if the tilt shift is working though... but the blurring gives it nice perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yeah that's what I was wondering.
Hence my banging it up here.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# very nicely sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Can I just test my tiling here please?


Nice picture, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# it tiles nicely
but the thingy looks like it's floating in the foreground a bit.

If you bring a bit of the background into the foreground so it slightly overlaps with the underside of the rolling thingy, and give it some shadow, then it may look better.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Yes.
I will some time in 2009.

Thank you for you sensible and considered advice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# PAAAAAAAAAANGOLIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
I hopes it's a pangolin, or I'm going to look a little fewlish...

'Tis nice and spinny, wotevuh it may be - wooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# That looks like Crosskeys (quays?) in that London.
AMIRITE?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Nah - Sicilian avenue
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Scuse me, coming through, mind the gap, scuse me...
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# this is....hypnotic...
ning all!


EDIT: - fuck me...4 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Happy happy-day day! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# yey :D
i had no idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# phew
not a good day in history though -- according to the candle anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# your candle is on fire sir
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# LIAR LIAR PANTS ON...
...ah, my mistake, they're fine

Edit: Don't get too close to STS though
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# just dont click it...
...its full of bad news :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Bli and Me :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Happy candle day sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# thank you miss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# *sings*
many happy happy days to yooooooo

and you look like one toooo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *dances for pleasure*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# thakee fishcat :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# happy b3taday sir skellington
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I think I have that mixer...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# TERRORIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# yeah? and? so? what?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# can I have some dynamite?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# PAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# That's a fine gurny-roller you gotcha self there!

It is making me feel a bit ill though
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Run awaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# with that sort of momentum
he's not going to stop any time soon... also it reminds me of the things Bob used to post... so get an extra click.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# most splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# More 'Crapland' japery.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Elvis?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# she looks like a Tesco Value Ghostbuster
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Scuse TJ I just hate this song SOOOO much now.
It's so twee it would make a kitten puke.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# The girl looks kinda cute
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# just cos you cant do handstands
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Hahah :)
Henry was probably the mananger of the place.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)

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