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# Just enough time before 5 to squeeze in a Chloe pic.....

Suggestions on a theme?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Can i vector this?
So long as i can make out what are construction lines and what aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# can you Vector, Victor?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Wotcha Archie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Roger Roger
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# we have clearence clarence
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Be my guest :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Actually, i was just browsing through your website and i've found the mermaid one.
It's very awesome, if it's okay i'll do that one instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# She should be riding a unicycle on a tightrope above a pit of electrified sharks while juggling flaming hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Chloe eyeing up a ball of string
Not that she would ever be caught dead playing with one like a common kitty skunk...but in secret she can't help it

Why has it suddenly occured to me that she's not a cat? Odd. Skunks like to play too
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# The light of revelation, eh?
*hugs*
hello lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I can't think straight
Is it skunk?
I guess it's that cropped picture up there

Wotcha sir, how goes it?
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *ensnugglifies*
I'm ok, thank you lovely.

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Her spraying skunk fluid?
EDIT: Either that or her... ...No I have nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# in a spangly outfit, being a magician's lovely assistant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# "5 to squeeze, in a Chloe pic"
Sounds like she'd be in heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Something to do with norks...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# IT'S NORK MONDAY
there can only be norkage of the baby Jebus cwies!
She could always be selecting what size her love pillows are going to be today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# BUKKAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly bindun
if so, I apologise for both that and teh seams.

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *bombs swedish embassy*

Ah, that was fun
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Suddenly there's a threadrush :)
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Well I hadn't posted a new thread in weeks
didn't expect it to be rush hour though.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# eeh it's like the buses here...


cramped, smelly and full of wierdos

*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Oh, you use the 390 as well, do you?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# well if you will travel through Kings Cross...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# It's like an Alton Towers ride,
but with added violence, scag, and mentallists.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# i'd rather watch this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I'd like to see how the imam gets about on those shoes

suddenly: HOME TIMEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I was going to 'shop in a robe.
but then I remembered that I'm lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# they have little wheels in the soles
have a happy hometime!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# seemed slightly more appropriate...


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I thought that sais BOBs and Heartbreaks!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# That's because you're going deaf.
Wassup?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Has anyone heard the new album?
Apparently it's nearly good.

Oh, and good afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Good afternoon, sir!
It's sort of middling, but better than the previous couple, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# american ginsters?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Well done,
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Din Bun
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# pff
tasty pastry with large areas of healthy fresh air underneath
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# As it's slow...
...have something I did for somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha
woo a new post!

EDIT: *sobs* You're seeing other sites behind our backs!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Three quarters of an hour!
Must be some kind of record...

EDIT: I only went there because Archie and GSTQ were talking about it :-|
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# The sluts!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Alright Ozzy? WAR PIGS!
Also...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# RPS is shit. Give it up.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Nice attention to detail on the knuckles
Needs more fucking yappy dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# You shouldn't talk about Kelly and Sharon like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# NOTHING needs more yappy dogs
except possibly a yappy dog cannon which has been aimed at a nail-and-broken-glass-studded wall
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# skillfully done

Have a Wizzardwizard
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha that's brilliant!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# when the hobbits start singing and the elves begin to play...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Damn I had one of him but I can't find it:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] r2-2d
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Nice one!
*beep-beep-bubbady-beep-dreeeeep!*
"Oh I like it when you talk dirty R2"
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# My god it's slow on b3ta today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I was just thinking that - have this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Hahaha. OK. Have Terrance's debut appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# The FezMonk approves of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# One selected completely at random.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Nice lingering text
;P
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Yeah I'm the patron of the charity; Slow of Thinking:P
EDIT:
1) Never noticed the first time I posted that. I think it was my first attempt with PS CS3 animation:P
2) Suddup:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# very clever!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# haha
i wouldnt go that far! :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# no it is
really fantastic - someone did something like this with that little fat chappy pic boy lunch box alf type thing! :F
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# nice!
now do a Flat-AT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Woo Wobbly!

_/|\_
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Clever, but it's making me feel a bit seasick :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# The dune seas are not to be travelled lightly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# mmm... shai haluuuuud...ah
lump lump lump
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I just got Sandworms of Dune this weekend
The last in the series. It's probably shit, but I want to read it anyway, since I have the full series in both dutch and english so far.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Have you read the prequels
and the "legends of dune" trilogy by the same authors?

EDIT: Now I've re-read your post properly I guess you have :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# yep
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Ah, so you'll know where I got my name from then.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# So, it wasn't this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Barbarossa then?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Nuh-uh!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarossa_(Dune)#Barbarossa
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# made me laugh
have a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# i think the little one has an amputee inside
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# a bit of scenry type thingy made from 8 photos


Click for bigger (24KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# PRETTY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# this reminds me of lord of the rings
which is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# i liked the 1st film
i couldnt stand the other 2 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# aye
they should have put in the missing bits of the first one

instead of the hour-long schmaltzathon in the last one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# It is all one film split into 3 parts
/pedant



(the first one was better though) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# well the 1st part then
the rest was poop! and hte less said about king kong the better! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I tried to watch that the other day
Notice how i said "tried". Most boring film I think ive ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# what kong
it sucked - almost as badly as the 2nd and 3rd matrix films!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Now THOSE are some crap films
Heartbreakingly bad in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# i loved the 1st one
but bloody hell the rest were bad! bad! bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# loved the battle of helm's deep
when the rain first starts to fall and pings off their armour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# That film was the best one in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i completely agree
i've watched the whole thing about 10 times, but i've seen the two towers at least another 5 times
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Yes I was thinking the same
similar to the scene with the crows
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# yep
that's the part i was thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# they are taking the hobbits to isengard
apparently
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# to isengard?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Jimmy Carr?
...Filthy, fat HOBBIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# say what you like about jimmy carr
but leave my lovely samwise out of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Although you could have added a small moon for added atmosphere ;)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# That's no... wait yes it's a Space Station
fits very well
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# *resists temptation*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# hehehhe
top work! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# \o/
Every time, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# oo that is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# how do you produce these wonderful pics?
simply stunning! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# too kind!
i jsut found a load of pics of hills / mountains and put them together :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# *That, is fucking brilliant*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# thank you sir!
too kind! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# That is so lovely and I'm so jealous of your skills
and you get my *click* - that was 'click' for those with dirty minds.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha
cleans dirty mind :D heheheh cli....
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# very pretty :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# thank ya!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# COR!
that am lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# woo
thank you mrs! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# howdo?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# ello
are you on facebook?? i'm not bad ta :D procrastinating far too much :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# BobTheBee is!
search 'Bob TheBee' you'll recognise him. he's a bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# who's bob the bee??
i found him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# That am good
Tis so
(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# thank you sir!
big fan of your work! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# feckin bords again!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# pardon?
who's fucking bords?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# it's a Father Jack quote
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# ahh right
i never got into father ted - mostly because i used to share a flat with a cornish dickhead who used to quote them all the time and think he was irish!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# oooOOOOoooo....
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# must have blinked
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# 8th December - The Beard of Obscure Truths


As suggested by Hoggo
(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# oo that is good
lovely beardwork
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I have grownn a little goatee
In the hope that it will enable me to say Wise Things(TM) while stroking it and pondering.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Let us know how that works out for you

I just shaved my beard after a couple of weeks of caribbean sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# have you got comedy tan lines?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Are there any other sort?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Naturally
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# "He who sleeps in daytime
"Knows nothing of the kumquat."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Woo:D
The Sideburns of Ape Mimicry?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# that beard looks so soft and fluffy
that i would snuggle under it and fall asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hehehe
nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# what wonderful hirsutenessity :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# That's impressive.
What program do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Photoshop
With some fancy pants brushes
(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Where can I download 'fancy pants' brushes?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# All over the place
I get some from psdtuts.com and others that are linked from there.

www.portlandstudios.com also have good brushes in their shop
(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Apparently they're scared of tubas
<br>They're... they're .. HUUUUGE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# *sings*
"Ro-bins.... Everybody needs huge Ro-bins..."
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# hahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahaha
argh
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# hehehehe!
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# This makes me happy.
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# I've put the tutorial up
on worth 1000
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Red Breasts Monday!

EDIT: Also who did the Quantum of Wallace shop?
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# Yay this is most good
wooyayhoupla*click*
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# fantastic
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# argh joined up writing
Huge nobills?

*self-o-spang*

Hurrah!
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# Yay!
The bestest little* birdies in ALL THE WHOLE WORLD!

*normally
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# What a big Cock you have!

Cock / pair of tits / Red Breast
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# Pffft
"Breast".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha splendid.
Tits! Almost.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Well that's some time killed...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# yay :)

love the hills
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# Gorgeous!
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# Women!
Bloody confusing Spain with Portugal!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# spain is the one where the kids are safe, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Well mostly, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# except for when you're there, you mean ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# unless they're black
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Hah, too true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# *airlifts 100 crates of tipp-ex to barcelona*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Why thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Bootiful, Bernard.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# DEATH TO TELETUBBIES!
woo!
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# Lahrveley stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Looks like the town of Megaton has been landscaped a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# :D
*is totally obsessed with that game*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Yay for Fallout 3!
Been a little addicted to that recently. No matter how much I try, I can't bring myself to do evil things (ie. Set fire to children)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I tried going on the rampage in Rivet City once
Seems children can't be hurt.
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# Absolutely wicked.
Is this all Tattychop?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Aye.
Nicked the radiation symbol from google images but the rest is from scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# wow
fantastic!! :D
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# Splendid stuff, sir/madam/bowl of tofu!

First click of the day is for you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# haha lovely stuff!
BOOM! The sun would not care because hes radiation proof and burn proof too i suppose! what is he scared of?
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[challenge entry] Then from outer space, a spotty man brought him to life...

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# Spotty?
Time for a trip to the clinic.

Woo!
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[challenge entry] Commodus, ya wee scunner!


Took me far too long.
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I make the 90.55k not 100!
also woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# For using Charles Gray
you get a click
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# pff
is he related to supergran?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahaha YES
lol-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# she's a serious granny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# This board needs more Charles Gray :)
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# Heavy, black AND pendulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# like yo mama's bosoms
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#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# He looks like he's juggling
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# ...
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# Hahahaha genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# nono Jones's
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# Mmmmm.
OI, FIRF, YOU FAHKIN TRY AN' KISS ME AGEN, SUNSHINE....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# erm when has vinny ever played for celtic?! :D


if someone had glassed me I'd've also punched the cnut
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# google images
anything is possible!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Isn't he being stripy spanish there?
Oh, what are they called? Something sport someone.

I know they must be being Celtic if you say they are, I just want to remember who the stripy spaniards were.
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# Celta Vigo?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Naaaaah
although: vy am I drippinz viz goo?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Racing Santander?
i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb121/jvinu2000/previews/racing_preview.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# noooooooooo
green and white stripes, spanish, fall over crying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# But Racing Santander are Spanish,
and green and white stripey!

But Athletico Madrid are also stripey, but red and white.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# It's a three word name I think.
Something sport something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Sporting Gijon?
They are stripey.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Don't think so....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# It's got to be Racing Santander's third kit.
Edit: It's Sporting Lisbon isn't it, the PORTUGUESE club.

Doh!
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# same bloody thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Celta Vigo?


well, he does crap hair like most footballers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# why am i drippings with goo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
Soon, the city will be mine and Vigo's... mainly Vigo's.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Viggy, Viggy, Viggy, you have been a bad monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# he played for Wimbledon when the original picture was taken
and gazza was playing for Newcastle
www.s-o-l-i-d.com/images%205/gazza-nuts.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Yeah, but who are the stripy spaniards?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I dunno
but horizontal stripes on shirts are known as hoops
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Oh fuck that.
STRIPY. STRIPY BOYS IN LITTLE SHORTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Racing Santanders third shirt has green and white hoops
and Real betis have stripes
but thats up n down the way

colours usually help.. :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Oh...... no, that's not it either.
Where the fuck is the boy when I need him? He'd know, he knows exactly who I mean when I say 'stripy spaniards'.

Actually, they might've been Portugese.

Am I being very girly right now? I'm being crapo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# yes..just a bit :)
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# I might cry if I don't remember them soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I see.
Boavista?

Ignore me, do you mean Sporting Lisbon?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Is that their full name?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# See edit!
I think that is the right one now, and yes, they are portuguese :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# That's them!
OH YOU STAR!
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# \o/ they're the badgers.
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# Fuck's sake!
That's 20 minutes of my life I can't get back
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# '......women.'
Say it, it'll make you feel better.
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# WOMEN!!!
You're right, it did :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Sporting Lisbon.
Er, when Lisbon was in Spain.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I just spotted that too
someone's been shopping football pics

Can't have been anyone round here then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# whats football?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# It's like soccer but for fags.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Whoa there, 1970s man
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# Irony + internets = fail
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Ooooh my bra's being odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *undoes with one hand*
*is pleased with self*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# My old mate Ian use to do the 'click vaguelly near the bra' undoing thing.
it was Godly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I remeber seeing one of my first girlfriends taking off her bra
without removing her jumper. I was well impressed.

Also disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# :D I amazed the wife last week
by taking off my bra out of one sleeve, and my undershirt out of the other.

Lady magic, he calls it.
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# lol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# This.
Needs more ping pong balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# It's easier just to cut them off
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# it does, doesn't it.
...erm wait a mo.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I do sometimes. I just don't post them here.
Here, have Hun Solo... (Only Celtic fans will probably understand this)



(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahaha!
what a twunt... tho apparently the guy glassed him first

EDIT: the shot of him grabbing Gazza has been shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Less Chardonnay,
more Claret, eh?

:D
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# "He shot me with an air rifle!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Also question to b3tards. How would people feel about hiring a couple of stand up acts for the London bash?

EDIT: PoV's please I I'd need to good anyone decent quite a while in advance.

EDIT EDIT: Okay. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# No, it was so noisy last time, if there's more that turns up, it wastes valuable catching up and drinking time
plus, being b3ta, the poor sods will get heckled to buggery. it worked fine as it was last time, if it ain't broke, don't try and fix it.
Perhaps a better stero system for some 'choons' or 'I Love Horses' on repeat might be better
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# That is an extremely good point and deflates my budget muchly:)
My god the poor fucking act!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# pff
"Read the fucking FAQ!"
"RIS! RIS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# You're too big for a stand up, optimise yourself NOW
you've been booked for £100, but have charged £101, READ THE FAQ.

Your act is too brown!
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# SEAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# You've started a new joke without a mental picture of where it's going
FAIL
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# BINDUN!
and...


NSFW Link it you cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Hopefully we won't have the talkboards turning up off his tits
and getting kicked out by the bouncers for smashing up lights next year:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Bindun
bindun
bindun

repeat to fade
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Is that like the b3ta Pink Panther?
Bindun
Bindun
BindunBindunBindun
Bindun
Binduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# i would watch this
right after cunting bridget jones squarely in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# This.
Also - why did they get that bloody American bint to play her? Why not an English bint?

Well - that's a rhetorical question - I know the answer - but it reelly annoys me when they do that. CF V for Vendetta, The King & I.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Emma.
Jane Horrocks audutioned, Gwyneth Paltrow got it. I fucking despair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Emma?
Is that that charming period remake of Alicia Silverstone's Clueless?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Someone actually did that with Roxanne/Cyrano de Bergerac.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# They have to have an american in it
or 'mericans won't watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Unless it's the guantanamo execution channel.
What channel, I hear you cry?

Give it a few years.

(may or may not have watched The Running Man last night)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# WHO LOVES YOU AND WHO DO YOU LOVE?
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# Sppoky
Have just read this:
www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/m/ken-macleod/execution-channel.htm
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# terrorist bombing of scotland?
i can see the headlines now: nukes hit glasgow, hundreds of pounds worth of damage done!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# ..
damage improvements
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# well, yes
but there would probably be some Charles Rennie Mackintosh stuff destroyed, he's selling quite well at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Thing is, I don't reckon they do.
I reckon it's just stupid fecking patronising marketing execs that think they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# merkins are scared of our awesome acting
and our ability to distinguish vowels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Industry rules.
Brits are only allowed to play baddies.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Who wouldn't
You'd get to see him kick the shote outta Hugh Grant! That's Oscar material that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# never mind oscar
he'd get a nobel prize for his contribution to the arts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Well he is a Tescos Value Richard E Grant.
/I looked for the shop of it but couldn't find it blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# i would do Richard E. Grant like a shot
there's just something about those intense eyes of his
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Jack and Sarah is still one of my fave films:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# yes.
where he puts that sock on her head, makes me laugh every time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# And puts her in the Jiffy bag:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# heheh
'tis a good film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# haha!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] 1.21 JIGAWATTS?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# 1.2 GIGABUTTS?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# DOH
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I really want knickers that say that.
I reckon I should own a novelty pants company. 1.2 gigabutts, frumious bandersnatch etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# 3. Profits
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# You're damn right!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Oh hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Fund me pls thx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Here is a quarter. An internet quarter.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# my first hand drawn vector
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Ooooh, beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Woo and a mighty yay.
I worry where you've put this first hand though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# SMoooooooooooooooooooooooooooches
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# and very nice 'tis, too!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# and very nice too.
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Libyans!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Terrorists!
or is that Yorkshire Terriers
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] meh...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Looks nothing like Natalie Umbuggerlilugs!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Ooo that's come on the radio just as I was reading this post...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# So that is how you say her name..

* Starts singing "Say my name, say my name" and dancing round the office like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# two buggers in a row


I was about to do this :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Great response, sir!
*chuckles WAY too loud for the office*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Using my l33t modding sk1llz
Hanson = banned for NSFW pic on the messageboard.

Next offence is a public flogging.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hurrah! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Well done, sir.
*salutes with appropriate deference*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# \o/
oh, bringer of the whoop-ass, what would we do without you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I shall be holding a series of evening classes
So that you may learn to whoop your own asses.

Plz to send £££.

Also, I really ought to stop writing in txt-spk. People will start to think I am retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# No, that's good.
Then you can pretend you're like that chap in Flowers for Algernon and wow them all.

If I had £££, I would can haz something-other-than-soup-this-month. *pauper*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I ph0r 1 l0\/3 j0r 1337nesZ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Gd gd
LOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Top Modding
votes scaryduck for president of internet
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Did I miss some misbehavour?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# bumsexy pornings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Dammit always miss the good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# \o Yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Like it, sir...
And also, When is the proper trailer coming out for the new one?

Eh EH?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# here's the trailer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m52ST93YG44&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# :D
Bless you....

I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# it looks great! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# In slightly more serious vein,
Isn't Joe Kozinski* actually making a new one, or did I just dream the whole thing?

*may not be actual spelling
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] PISSSSSSSSSS!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Hahah nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
simple but effective
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# That's me!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# haha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# and
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Weeee
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Very very good, you get a click from me!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Jeeezy Creeezy!
Arrrrgggghhhh!!!!!



*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Do you have
Eddie in your back pocket?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I wish...
I could fondle him all day if I did.

Sorry - waaaaay too much information, there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Bib Fortuna's Parents Identified At Last
thousands elated
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# + 137 Points for Mighty N.
Monday's b3ta 'Bib Fortuna Bonus'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# \o/
how fortunate
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I was hoping for a saucy twi'lek milf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Arf arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Is that some sort of freak sweet potato?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
#
The world's TOP POTATO
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Which one's the potato?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
#
Khalil Semhat insisted he had not used fertilizer to produce his potato

...although he had taken 40 Exlax tablets the day before
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Just been reading about that, supposedly a potato,
but I thought then, 'Eep, mutant vegibles!!'
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# The Return of Rocky Dennis!
"These things are gooood..."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ^ would and wouldn't
(In that order)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# That's a nasty goiter
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] This is what I want from the sequel
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Return of the Nack (hyerdes)
Return of the Nack (cahmawn)
Return of the Nack (wansagin)
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Oh ma gawd!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# now I got da flow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] jism soon....yap
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Yap!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Blasted jumpy yip yips.....they can reach quite a height as well!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# yap yap:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)

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