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old folk can't work computers

(but we'll be like that one day when we don't understand the helmets the kids are wearing to browse the web)

(josimarX, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)

Awww bless...

Where's my fucking scones you slaaaaags???

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)

some of us can

more or less

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)

pleeeese tell me

the lady with the laptop has not just given birth

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)

Songs of Praise! American! Edition!

Maybe they also have a magazine for it - "I love thetans"

(noodle_6491, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)

i like tom's trousers

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)

They're the wrong ones!!!!

(noodle_6491, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)

more misguided than wrong i'd say

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)

Quick, rushed and on Paint

Click for bigger (97KB)

... well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Yes, I know it sucks and it's bindun all over the interwebs. But that's me all over!

(TMAce needs to enter another image challenge sometime, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)

why is 'sockhead' so called?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)

Mitzvah!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)

Nicely varnished desk there.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)

Why thankyou

I do try :)

(TMAce needs to enter another image challenge sometime, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)

splendid

you may also appreciate this
www.getpaint.net/download.html
it's free and some say better than paint.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)

or just torrent the fuck out of photoshop

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)

there is that of course

but we're not all thieving scum bags, apparently, there was someone on here the other day that said they had bought a software package with money, personally everything i have is 'rented' or extended trial as i like to call it

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)

Fuck all wrong with renting.

Tis my policy also.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)

i used to be a rent boy

well, i say rent

squatting

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)

You normally have to pay extra for that

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)

haha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)

hehe

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)

where the fuck have his thighs gone?!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)

slight mishap on the transporter

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)

Must have been digested.

Depending just how far up the hole he was.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)

i think the man's username fully answers this question

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)

...room for a pony?

Click for bigger (69KB)

(zertrudetrout, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)

hahaha

ick

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)

Lies.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)

I got over 200 results.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)

Oh wait, it's some form of graphical thing.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)

mind bleach please

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)

I just made it up.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)

oh richaaaard...

(zertrudetrout, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)

Hetty Wainthroppe "Investigates"

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)

i think i get this

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)

lolbrowsers!

I heartily agree though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)

Oh hai fanboy x lolz

blog.mastermaq.ca/2008/12/17/all-browsers-have-security-issues/

kkthxbye

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)

Biscuits.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)

peanuts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)

horses

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)

You'll have to try MUCH harder than that.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)

not horses

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)

Dammit. You're much to clever for me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)

Muaaa haaaa haaaaa

*twiddles mustache*

*adjusts monocle*

*ties damsel to train lines*

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)

userstyles.org/styles/9343

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ClanSoul, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)

Pfft. How will you keep your ninja tab closing skills honed if you rely on software to protect you from unexpected horsage?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)

It doesn't affect Astley!

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ClanSoul, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)

Fah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BISCUIT SIR?

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zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)

they are almost all good

fuck your 'nice' biscuits right off
but i'll happily scoff anything else

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)

I think biscuits are my fatfood of choice.

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zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)

i like cake

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)

You take your

cake loving to another thread mister. This is biskit tyme

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)

nice are brilliant

not good for dunking unless you do at least 3 at once, are fig roll biscuits?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)

fig rolls are godlike but ridiculously expensive

and despite the controversy, in my mind jaffa cakes are also biscuits
and i bet this develops into a cake/biscuit arguement despite the fact that NO-NE FUCKING CARES

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)

Apart from the VAT man.

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zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)

and since when have we given a fuck what that CUNT thinks?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)

EXACTLY.

Unless he thinks we should temporarily pay 2.1276p in the pound less for stuff we don't need. Then he's worth listening to for a bit.

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zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)

in theory the 17.5% rate was temporary

mind you, income tax was only supposed to be a temporary measure too (back when we were fighting the napoleonic wars)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)

i ate nothing but fig rolls for week last year

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)

sounds dangerous

how are your insides/toilet/flat mates?

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)

/bank balance?

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zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)

they are full of fibre

so good/bad/and moaning respectively

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)

JAFFA CAKES ARE BISCUITS!

situation difused

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)

LIES!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)

Mr Potter is a heretic

and poor, and insane and a woman therefore his vote cannot be counted.

Jaffa Cakes are still biscuits.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)

But Wiki said.....

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)

that was... quite a read.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)

I'm now living for the moment

that someone says "do you think Jaffa cakes are a cake or a biscuit"

Ohhhh I can't wait.

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)

there was a fig shortage earlier in the year

may have pushed the prices up, they don't grow on trees you know.

www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/apr/21/foodanddrink.retail

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)

afaicr

they've always been pricey, and you only get 4 in a packet

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)

I fondly remember packs of about 10 from my childhood

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)

asda own brand

much nicer than the posher ones, jacobs, what do they bloody know about it, they make crackers for cheese ffs.

also, my sig is somewhat out of date

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)

I don't understand why they even bothered to call 'Nice' biscuits that

No one ever falls for it.

(.underwhelmed, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)

A relic from days when advertising was brutally simple

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zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)

It works on me

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)

Nice are nice but not a substantial biscuit

and therefore fail to impress other than when you have no other biscuits to munch.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)

I agree I have yet to find a biscuit that I didn't like

best dunkable biscuits are Chocolate Hobnobs - yumyum get in my tum!
Gingernuts are morish to the extreme I have to use huge amount of self-control around Gingernuts with Tea.

But my favourite is Fox's Golden Crunch and when I'm really wicked Fox's Golden Crunch Cremes

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)

Oh yes,

chocolate hobnobs are the best.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)

ginger nuts are rather splendid when warmed

me and my kid brother discovered this many years ago when we had a parkray fire, the coal one with the glass door that was recessed just enough to balance biscuits on.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)

Bourbon Biscuits!

or Cadbury's fingers (are they cool enough to be biscuits?)

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)

these

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)

very good

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)

*tries to eats*

my teef hurt

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)

ha.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)

wide smilies

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)

*likes*

*clicks*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)

nom

biscuits!

(.underwhelmed, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)

no flys on you tonight.

your powers of recognition are without equal

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)

Ill take the middle one

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)

i like biscuits!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)

correctly identified

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)

Give me the child.

Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)

Labyrinth?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)

yeah

i got bored of cheddar facts

'ning all :)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)

nom nom nom

nom nom nom nom

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)

I'm fat now.

you bastard.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)

Don't bogart those biscuits my friend . . . pass them over to me . . .

munchy munchy munchy . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)

Fucking right.

Special mention for 'Nice' biscuits for being so helpfully descriptive.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)

NOMS

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)

I'm glad we don't live in the USA those would be Cookies

and Biscuits I think somekind of cake.

But there is nowt wrong with a good ol' fashion British Biscuit with yer cuppa - Thanks Mictoboy you ahve reminded me we have no biscuits!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)

I can't see the word biscuit now without thinking off the fox's advert.

With the Panda with the american accent eating bisk-wits.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)

i love that ad

and as a result am oft know to pronounce biscuit in a similar fashion, never buy fox's though, too bloody expensive

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)

Uh oh.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)

Killer Jammy Dodgers From Hell?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)

Goatse

Someone actually made these as some kind of sick tribute or something.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)

so that's NOT MINCE?

*spits out*

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)

Well this was my day...

hope yours was better

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)

I often try to fly and then have a sit down.

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zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)

passes the time before luncheon.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)

you bruised your coccyx?

that's never good

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)

bum

have a biscuit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)

have a bum

biscuit

(__, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)

ouch

this is why I never play musical statues anymore.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)

My lil brudda is still on dha bottle at 2 1/2 years old?

i am 15 years old and my lil brudda will be 3 years old and he still drinks from a bottle

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)

Oopsy . . . upsy daisey . . .

all better now . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)

Anyone offer to kiss it better?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)

ALL YOUR STUFF

is frankly lovely. Do you have a site and/or repository of your work? I would love to send some linkys to my bruv. (cocktails for 2 is a huge favourite of mine)

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pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)

awww... they're not all that bad...

Clickybiggery

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)

But one of them has a black eye!

Poor lil thing :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)

They've just rolled in from the pub...

par for the course.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)

little bastards

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)

yeah...

where's my bloody pint?!

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)

They blatently swapped it for the present

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)

that's a dangerous move...

very dangerous... that present would have to be amazing to warrant such a swap

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)

awww

they might not be but i AM

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)

that's what you think

but the box is full of turds

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)

hahaha!

this pic is woo.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)

Don't shake it too vigourously

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)

Mistletoe ftw.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)

Ho Ho Ghosts !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)

It's the ghosts of Christmas Present

I thought they were teeth at first.
or are they ghost teeth?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)

Ha ha teefs!

normal, fresh-from-the-boozer, mischevious christmas spirits

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)

this

i wanted to write, stop!! teef !!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)

Is this to say sorry for the tree?

Well, it's a start.

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zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)

it is...

and for trying to nick the star... and the fairy lights...

and flooding the kitchen and sundry other misdeeds.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)

Awwwww

please have a nice christmas on Uranus!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)

teefghoststeefghoststeefghosts!

Cheddar cheese has been made since at least 1170. A pipe roll of King Henry II from that year records the purchase of 10,420 lb at a farthing per pound (£3 per tonne).

nice picture :)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)

Cheese? Made from a king?!

Good cheese fact :)

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)

...paint too.... gloopy to ...scan ...properly

Got me far too messy again too, this ciggybreak painting thing is dangerous.
I'm going have to run a nice bath... oh damn :)
edit: yay glad you like him, the spores are dancing and I am going for my bath! :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)

Your pics are a constant source of joy

You rule.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)

ta :D

glad you like them! I'm having a lot of fun here :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)

are you smoking while you paint?

are you having to paint outside?

i need context

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)

Don't tell him, Pike.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)

I am locked in a little room with the windows open.

There is a computer here, surrounded by pens and ink.
There is a swively chair, a converted padded tv dinner tray 'drawing board', plus paints and sketchbooks stacked upon a nearby desk.
The floor and all available leany-spaces are covered with canvas boards and half-finished doodles.
There is a box of matches here...

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)

Eat matches

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)

GO NORTH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)

you have been eaten by a grue

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)

Burn it

burn it all, mwahahahahaaaa

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)

Do not . . . strike one anywhere . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)

YELL AT MATCHES

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)

you're in a small paddded room with matches??

art therapy ftw,
art therapists are all barking mad. fact.
at least all the ones i was at art school with were, barking the lot of 'em and that's saying something when they stand out from a few hundred arty types.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)

haha I did a bit of art therapy once

when I was detained for a while in a rather disturbing place in Ascot in 1993.
know I've got some pics/photos somewhere. I recall something of a giant chicken, haha I am going to have to find it all and scan em in.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)

FUCK YEAH! THIS IS WIN!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)

:D half of it is all over my keyboard!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)

even better :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)

i fucking love you

i really really do

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)

*gleegasms*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)

this is beutifull and strangely familier

woo!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)

nice one

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)

King of Spore Hill !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)

Bloody marvellous that is

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)

i like him

he makes me think of a giant mobile virus.

EDIT: well, it be pub o'clock. see you about one-ish, people!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)

mmm tasty treats for all! :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)

Lovely.

Reminds me somewhat of zippy.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)

\o/

you do not require CheeseFacts(TM), as this is woo

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)

Yeah but

to be on the safe side...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)

Cheddar cheese has been copied widely, both in the United Kingdom and in other countries, including Ireland, the USA, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and Canada. In all of these 'Cheddar' cheese, in many forms, is readily available, ranging from mild lower-fat cheeses to the more mature higher-fat and sharper cheeses.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)

That's fucking cracking, is that.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)

I do hope that with bath you mean bloodbath

nice work there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)

aww yeah

I like these, especially as they have pilots.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)

I just love it!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)

I bloody love this

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Shlvng, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)

A jewish man walks into a bar......

mitzvah !!!

/coat

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Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)

BIGGER!

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)

30.53

I think your a klutz.
oy vey, I should be surrounded by morons

my other allways said, you should be surrounded by morons.

sure, sure, get a moron crowd to surround you.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)

ummm....ok?

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)

ffs

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)

WOT?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)

Barmitzvah

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)

WAT?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)

BumRivita

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)

Marbitzvah!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)

RIS ALREADY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)

RLY

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)

But she's a girly

Shouldn't it be Bat Mitzvah?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)

BIGGAR!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)

RFS...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)

You've got red on you

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)

where?...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)

I wonder if you even bother pickle jars in the toilet

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)

maybee it one leg

grown

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)

Erm...

What did you 'shop?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)

I think you've got the wrong end of the stick.

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Just Flange, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)

BUGGER

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)

BONGLER

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)

heh..

lol

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)

By christs, does that actually exist?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)

a cat on an inflatable chair...

nigga-please

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)

yup

www.flickr.com/photos/graceybaby/109318858/

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)

Cheddar cheese is a relatively hard, pale yellow to off-white, and sometimes sharp-tasting cheese originating in the English village of Cheddar, in Somerset. Cheddar cheese is the most popular cheese in the United Kingdom, accounting for 51% of the country's £1.9 billion annual cheese market.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)

I can't stop watching this

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)

i prefer this, but it's not in context

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)

I had chips for tea, but they didn't do this.

Thanks for rubbing it in.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)

i really want chips now

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)

I had fish too.

Battered fish.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)

i'd have prefered a sausage

i'm off to get something to eat :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)

I have half a lamb tagine in the fridge,

but I'm saving it for tomorrow.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)

i'm eating co-op own brand frazzles

and drinking sloe gin

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)

While frazzles are great,

they're not quite chips

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)

I now want Stilton AND chips. I have neither.

Some fucking Christmas, I tell you.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)

have some more biscuits

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)

If there were some kind of contra zoom whizzery animation about them, I'd be all over the fucking biscuits, don't you worry.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)

bear with me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)

i also had chips

bacon, mushrooms, onions, the eggs and toms.
a proper sunday roast. i only generally eat once a day, of an evening, so i have to squeeze a breakfast in every now and then.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)

Classic.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)

cheesnotised!

yes my fragrant overlord...

*matures*

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)

now there's a thing

is it kosher?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)

John the Baptist died of natural causes.

Discuss-

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)

name a field event

discus

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)

What is the best way to refer to an insult?

'Dis cuss.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)

want to send us a removable storage drive by post?

disk us!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)

speech impediment? outrage?

disgus'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)

Believe that a princess was killed by a voodoo priestess?

Di's curse

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)

stinking bishop ftw

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)

*starts reading *

*laughs cock off*
*loves fail responses*

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)

What do for a dog cut.?

let me say, some peolpe can be rude!! I ask the Question for some one else, I have enough brains to know if nessecary he will go to a vet. it is sunday, there is no vet. if and emercegy happens you can call, they usually just give advice. I didn't mean to upset anyone. and as for spelling excuse me for making a mistake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)

wtf???

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)

Yahoo answers

New low on the internet

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)

Wanna Smash it ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)

Shake it!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)

ALSO:

Just looking through some old image folders and I found this. No idea where I found it originally.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)

win lose or draw: japan

really couldn't attract the big stars

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)

It's the guy's expression at the end

It keeps making me laugh.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)

hahahaha

wtf... she died

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)

Shin Waaaaaaaaaaaa !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)

Seriously: W.T.F.?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)

*glees*

is that for me3?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)

But of course daaalink !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)

aaaawww!

i feel all special now! a nice pic and a shag, all in the same week!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)

You're on a rooooooooooooooooll !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)

WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE!

i'm getting dizzy now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)

itchy eye...

...bad scratcher.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)

that syrup is convincing no one

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)

fleetwood macau

probably not one
jolly pic sir

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)

tell me lies

tell me sweet little lies...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)

shake it

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)

Excellent.

Yet again!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)

you make the best anims

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)

made!!

kind of lost my way a bit of late. and they were so so at best, but i thank you.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)

You got that beat that's so very very neat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)

HEAD SHOT!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)

hurrah!

shakka shakka shakka

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)

Rattle rattle rat tell !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)

Michael J Fox?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)

Michael J Monkey . . . the fox is in the maraca !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)

Unknown in '66

(iamgoingtohell, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)

i didn't know boris johnson played football

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)

holy shit, you is back

ah, I see for a limited time only :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)

not quite

i'm on my mate's puter, i'll be popping in whenever i can

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)

Popping is good !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)

it is.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)

good, make sure you do :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)

i shall

there be no sexy barmen tro slope off with in the pub i'm going to

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)

There is hilarious footage

of him crippling a geman player with one of the worst tackles ever.

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)

What do you mean, worst?

The guy ended up on the floor, therefore it was a success.
That's how I used to play, anyway.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)

I remember that.

Was ~~not~~ funny.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)

heheheh

i'm watching the snooker right now.
COME ON, MURPHY!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)

methinks a welcome is in order

*welcome*:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)

aaaawwwww!

thanks!
*hugs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)

bit of grey .... bit of yellow ... wait, is that hair ....

yes it's hair ... bit of pink now ... still loading ... still loading ... now some red ...

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)

Luckily..

I have 20Gbit.

;)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)

so you can download the FAQ really fast?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)

Exactamundo!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)

396kb .PNG don't go down very well here

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)

I get the impression my username has mysteriously changed...

to maxshanly.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)

hahaha

take the abuse

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)

I is goodboy.

Not one of my shitty images has controvened B3ta FAQ.

Now where is my fucking cake? :P

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)

Is it possible to make that load a little slower?

EVE-ALL

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)

i have no idea what this means

and have a look at this,
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
really should be a lot nearer the 50k mark, that is far far too big.
use that little edit button under your image to when you upload a smaller one

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)

it means a slower loading board...

...for no reason.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)

Bettie!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)

RIP

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)

DITTA?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)

400K

'kin'ell

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)

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Just Flange, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)

and you save the thread

nice one that man

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)

a tad insensitive...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)

nice one sir.

any news???

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)

Mugabe a threat to unity, says US

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)

that's not news

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)

It's on the bcc news website

so it must be news

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)

Thanks for asking. Kieran said hello to the world at 1:08 on Thursday morning. :)

he's got all his fingers and toes and is simply perfect. Sleeping like a... well... baby at the moment.

*glee*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)

brilliant stuff sir

congrats to your good self and the current mrs essential

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)

Thanks!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)

congrats squire :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)

Thank you!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)

congratumalations!

babies are squishy and they smell nice :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)

awww ;)

Congratulations

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)

HURRAH!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)

bless

so she wouldn't let you call him frankie i take it

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)

not even as a middle name

boo!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)

could be worse

i once knew a mechanoid whose middle name was 2Q4B. poor sap!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)

fear not, we shall know him as FrankieEssential

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)

Nice taggage !

More power to ya !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)

Aw, congrats to you and your lady

Babbies are a joy.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)

hurrah!

congrats! :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)

Thanks!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)

YAY

Congrats sir! Wahey!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)

That took awhile to come down on me . . .

Might want to . . . TM that !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)

haha

Valin™

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)

= %

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)

haha :)

If you're insensitive then I'm a cnut ;)...

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)

haha, oh shit

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)

well played!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)

Wooyayhoupla!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)

Woot

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)

It's a party and no one is invited

No one but me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)

christmas with the corrs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)

handsome young ladies no doubt!

no one but you? you sure?

edit: see also

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)

phoar!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)

hahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)

let's get wild and crazy...

...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)

hahaha

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)

Fa fa fa fa fashion . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)

hahaha

*is spooked*

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)

ha ha...i never saw this... thanks!...:D...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)

Looks like my kind of party

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)

Hehe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)

This is my brother

On my, my sisters and his body

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)

i'll see that and raise

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)

Lovely

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)

Mmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)

Haha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)

That's super

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)

i got a whole army...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)

and a strange LOL from me

and a stranger LOL from him

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)

Shades of . . . shades . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)

ARF!

that was quite loud

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)

I get to fuck with the

red frying pan

*dibs*

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)

the spanging sisters

why the long face?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)

I'll take the ones with the big . . . teefs !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)

That is a spectacularly bad chin.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)

Haha yes

I noticed it, and made it a bit worse before saving it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)

Can I has the fourth from the middle?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)

i never realized how sexy you were!

*flirts*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)

His tinkling bell means get yo' ass on the ground, pendejo.

pendejo.

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)

HA!

The Notorious B.I.G. E.A.R.S.

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)

classic!

(KP.... would like an apple pie with that., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)

Haha genius!

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)

hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)

big ears means big ear buds

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)

SMASH!

Did you get your intarwebs back, or are you in hiding somewhere else?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)

i'm in my mate's house for the night

i'm online for the next hour or so, then off to the pub till about one-ish

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)

Ahh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)

SHIT YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)

for4 one night only

have you missede me?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)

not really :P

Ive hardly been on since you left had way too muh work to do

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)

poor thing!

i've been getting busy myself ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)

Hahaha

And while we're on the car subject:

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)

Haha!

Excellent!

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)

And while we're on the Nazi subject:

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)

what sound does a toytown Glock make?

*tinkle tinkle*?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)

well

more effort from a drunk than it would appear to have taken

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)

Not worth much of a thread, but its small :)

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LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)

yay! cars!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)

fuck cars!

Mine won't even go

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)

haha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)

Is she doing naughty things with the gear stick?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)

no, she's currently testing out the suspension

She also tests performance modifications too

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)

BrrrrrrrrrrBRRBRBRBRRMMRMRMRMMRMM

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)

more of this sort of thing!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)

NIce grille !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)

FUUUUUCK!

GET TO DA CHOPPA!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)

earthquake too??

must be some good stuff

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LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)

Please pass the dramamine . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)

Toon . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)

I feel

sick

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)

If this car's a rockin' . . . don't bother knockin' !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)

hahaha

the two-timing slut

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)

That needs a minor rust treatment, and it'll be as good as new

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)

i need some...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)

So does the truck !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)

(drum)...

...(cymbol)!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)

Crasholeum . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)

(yup)...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)

Catawracked !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)

fucken cats... always wrecking cars and stuff...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)

Curiosity . . . wrecked the car !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)

Busted . . . Dogg !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)

haha *click*

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LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)

Got it stuck in granny . . .

BRRMRMRMR . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)

Does grandpa know?

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LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)

He gets a % age !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)

a percentage of what you stuck in her, no doubt :)

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LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)

Up to the hilt . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)

Well, since yer into that--

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LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)

O.O

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)

Aaaarrrgh

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)

Nice arm chair !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)

oi! i just replied to this up there

as i was saying am currently trying to find a bikini clad gran with her arms aloft, proving rather tricky and not a little disturbing.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)

If you are desperate, we should be able to find her

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LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)

sexy tiem...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)

well if you insist

edit/ oops probably a tad nsfw

www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/qe2corsetgstq.jpg

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)

Jesus

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)

By Jove!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)

oops...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)

Lovers lane . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)

YAY

/edit: not worth its own thread etc

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)

Hot dog eating contest winner !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)

needs more cars...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)

with added pun

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)

toot toot

must be qualified-no L plates

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)

Heavy load . . .

Raaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaar !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)

rac lol

services ten mile:D

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)

Now that's one way to save on fuel . . .

however . . . he appears to be leaving a pretty heavy carbon footprint !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)

fffffff (spew)

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LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)

Courgh . . . courgh . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)

How many jews can you fin in one car?

/edit: oh it's a car thread

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)

Swift !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)

and other stuff too

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)

ffs

I just spat beer all over my screen!

EDIT: Who needs Top Gear??

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)

hehehe

open this in a new tab
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?id=e5gRBUg294Y

thoughtfully provided by the newsletter, saves my looking for it or
www.bulliestogo.com/random/Benny%20Hill%20Theme%20(Yackity%20Sax).mp3

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)

\o/

Ace!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)

Out of Zoofrica !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)

Hahahaha

That tiger just made me laugh out loud!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)

wooooooo-hoooooooo

wonder-fahckin'-ful

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)

Top tigerage.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)

worth all the threads in the world

woo sir

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)

run out of jews?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)

pffff... I just 'got' that (juice)

I must be slipping

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LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)

I thought that was the joke?

or is it that he's too jewish to buy fuel?

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)

Oh, He's Jewish for a reason

Its just your play on words that I didn't expect

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LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)

i got ya's all beat, wit da cockweasle snail...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)

I raise you a Super Happy Fun Chase

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Shlvng, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)

I'll just slip this in ;)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)

i love this

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)

hahha *would*

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LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)

Sorry but

roflmao

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)

what, no tailpipe?

pervert!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)

Speaking of tailpipes . . . Heyooooooh !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)

hello!

i'm in my mate's for the night, so i've commandeered his computer until pub o'clock

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)

Good moves !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)

i'll be back on later

i'll be pissed, but i'll be back

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)

WOW!...These sound effects are so realistic!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)

Hahahaha! WHAT?

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)

this^

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)

hehe i can imagine him saying

"Lolz itz liek I iz in da filmz!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)

Yeah . . . it's like the cat is in the movie !

I hear what your seein' !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)

I'm guessing that there's a lot of bowelage on those seats

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)

Kitty litter upholstery . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)

hahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)

Brings whole new meaning to the phrase Drive In.

Sorry.

Love the expression on moggy face. :-P

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)

heheh

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)

hey hey

*totally tickled*

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)

Gnopsy

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)

Ummmmmmn . . . it's got a spot on it's . . . foregnops . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)

Nicely done, although that thing on her nose looks like broken pixels.

You don't see people maintain texture often, congratulations. ;)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)

Broken pixels - I like the idea that each pixel can be smashed

like glass or something.

Maybe this might help.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)

I want to actually make this for real

but don't know how

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)

www.pixelblocks.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/pbonline

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)

I think that product is legally distinct enough not to warrant legal action

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)

makes me glad im still crt

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)

I use the nose pixel eliminator plugin . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)

Nice

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)

ha ha... shop like an egyptian...

...(?)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)

Sadat right !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)

What's the source as I can't tell unless it's based against the original

not sure what series this creature is from.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)

Celebrity Ready Steady Cook

Here's my 5. My rules is: the presenter must be darker skinned than the others, and one must have tits. Nobody needs a CSE in Home Economics*.

Who would you choose?

*CSE = Certificate of Secondary Education (Explanation provided if you is merkin or yoof)

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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)

Sir Anthony:

"Where are the fatha beans ptphtphptphpthptph"

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)

maybe his fava ate them?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)

luke

i am your fava

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)

Where da grub ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)

aaahhhhh the wonders of paint.....

Click for bigger (282KB)

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Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)

arf

paint.net is your friend its free and can do layers and shit :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)

i wish i knew

what layers were :)

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Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)

So you can do shit ontop of other shit without affecting the original shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)

sounds like

its the shit

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Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)

Thats a lot of shit!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)

*takes notes*

And what's a "vector layer" and a "rasta layer"?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)

That was a serious question.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)

Vector Masks

are mask made up by paths that is describe by it's vector points thereby allowing for mathematical scaling thus being able to retain shape and quality no matter what the size. Rasterised layers are simply made up of pixels in a bitmapped form (not the .BMP format which is bitmapped) so that when it's scaled up the missing pixels are interpolated (i.e. calculated by the program based up the nearest groups of pixels and look terrible when scaled up too much or scaled down.

/geek blog

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)

Once I stopped being terrified by the big words that actually made sense.

Thank ye.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)

At last

a sensible explanation.

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Mod Edit, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)

and shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)

if you've ever seen how they do cell animation

with the sheets of transparent plastic with the cartoon art painted on each layer - it's a bit like that only in software and with greater control.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)

GIMP is like Photoshop and you can do animations

also freeware

www.gimp.org/

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)

Yeah but gimp is more complicated then paint.net

I do use gimp when I do anims tho, thats about all I understand in it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)

So I take it you never used Photoshop?

because GIMP is base up the Photoshop tools and Layers.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)

Having used Photoshop is a hindrance where GIMP is concerned.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)

nope

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)

The GIMP scares me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)

lully

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)

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