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rootsxrocks, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:15, archived)

somebody will be along shortly with an amusing 'read the faq' quip

ah, that's better. doesn't load like dial-up now.
and woo for woody, nice

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:18, archived)

ummmmmm

JUST UNDER A MEG!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!??!???

FUCKING LINK IT YAW SOFT CUNT!!!!!!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:18, archived)

200kb << 1mb

but still too big..

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:21, archived)

200 << 1048576

is probably larger than all the bits on the internet.

and yet still less than the ratio to 1 of homeopathic remedies

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)

Rarely get a chance to post the boys with these new lax limits. This on the other hand is...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:19, archived)

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..wil, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:49, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:54, archived)

unn tss unn tss unn tss unn tss unn tss unn tss unn tss

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:59, archived)

All this wiggling man flesh has the bear's attention.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

well, since you've had a cry of too big

I'm going to give it the cry of nicely shopped.

edit: :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:21, archived)

Is that Pete Townsend?

Nicely done, I missed the fail ;)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)

Awesome

And worth every kb.

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simbosan is too tired, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)

superb

yup!

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)

Christningles B3ta

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:00, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:22, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 7:05, archived)

nice rope lights.

although it does slightly resemble a star trek turbolift. sorry. it's been a gay old night and no mistake - i've drunk myself sober, insulted a few peeps in that other place, and acheived troll status.

so here, have this nwot:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 7:28, archived)

haaaaahahahhahaaaaaahahaaaaaaa

www.b3ta.com/talk/5779525

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:39, archived)

nicely

haha

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:43, archived)

You had a threesome with the Krankies and they fucked off 'cos you were crap

Morning Hummel

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:43, archived)

ning Dad

*may have come out wrong^

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:45, archived)

I have the most annoying username.

People call me Bela, that's not right
Or they call me dad, which isn't right, unless they're actually Bela Lugosi (and he's dead)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:55, archived)

How about BLD?

makes you sound a bit like a BFG.

* ive gone to bed now

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 5:00, archived)

isn't that an mc pitman line?

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:45, archived)

i'm a troll!

fuck it. i just fancied a bit of /talkbaiting.
worthless cunts, why do they bother?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:51, archived)

You're all shit wankers

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:56, archived)

*puts hands up and admits to occasionally posting crap on the talk board*

Can't speak for others, but tonight I've been desperately lonely and looking for a fight, a dialogue or anything.
Anything at all. And now I'm so rat-arsed (drunk) I can barely type, and I have family duties in *gulps* about 5 hours' time. Barely time to start an argument.
I'd listen to Glasvegas if I could've been arsed to go and buy their record. But they don't sell records round here any more.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 5:07, archived)

Oh, and I'd like to add a line from the Beach Boys' 1964 hit, Don't Worry Baby:

"And if you knew how much I love you baby nothing could go wrong with you..."

B3tans: you're lovely. Thank you for a funneh 2008. x

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 5:28, archived)

you're welcome, though i provided no humour.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 5:36, archived)

stupid troll jerks gay

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d d, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 6:29, archived)

i know it's the right time of day for it, but i did not, and have never, jerked a gay.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 6:53, archived)

IM MAKING MODEM SOUNDS

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:07, archived)

bee-boop breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:13, archived)

hey posty,

I'm drunk

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:15, archived)

hey drunky, i'm posting.

what's your drink? i'm not supposed to have anything but there may be some beer in my gullet....

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:18, archived)

Neighbour brought me vodka for feeding her pussy while she was away over chrimbo

....

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:19, archived)

Hey Hummel

I'm drunk

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:20, archived)

i bet it's yuppie vodka.

probably cinnamon-fart flavour or some crap like that.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:21, archived)

Smirnoff...but the label is very blurred

*refuses to do ponce booze

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)

thas a point!!!!

whatever happened to th thing with the woman that mailed her dinsgunst at your halloween masks??

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:28, archived)

her boss threatened me with lawyers.

so i told him to sue me and he disappeared.

i'll post about it in a few more days.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:29, archived)

should have told em you was a real posty, with a bad tude, oh and a bunker full of automatic weapons....

GO ON SUE ME.................
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE MEEEEEEEE
*cue mainiacle laughter

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:31, archived)

I like (agree with) the comment

on www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6lqza1WNqI&NR=1
That sound is like pure sweet heroin and crack cocaine to me.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)

it is a goodsound.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:33, archived)

i still have my Practical Peripherals 28,800 modem...

encapsulated in an anti-static bag, and bubble wrap. I was going to take it out to troubleshoot a customer's PC, then realized it was ISA and not PCI :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:37, archived)

i keep mine in hesian sacks....anti=static bags are so last year.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:42, archived)

I've used that machine.

One of my arms is still longer than the other.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:23, archived)

you just made me grinpee

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)

Mr David Andrew Wilkes is an accountant.

He does not have dreams, he just has an allotted number of days.

I just found I had a copy of Painter I didn't know about

Click for bigger (82KB)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:55, archived)

he looks like bruce campbell playing clark kent.

i'll sell him some of my dreams.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:05, archived)

*shows photo of a lion to him*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)

just been on /talk

it looks like this:

quick question: ATI or Nvidia?

edit: edited so the /talk pedants don't blow a blood vessel because i missed out a forward slash

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)

Nvatidia!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)

thanks

that was a /talk style response

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)

I avoid talk, they frighten me.

Typically though I have had irritating little probs with ATI so probably nvidia.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)

i used to go with ATI

and had loads of trouble. now i've got an nVidia mobo and graphics card and it runs like a dream.

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)

so far,

Nvidia three, ATI nil.

and lots of stupid shit from that other place

edit: i seem to recall having problems with ATI drivers as well

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:37, archived)

It actually doesn't really matter.

The two companies are really quite evenly matched. It's not like AMD and Intel where one side is steamrolling the other.

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Shada, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)

ATI = AMD

Sort of, and AMD may already have binned ATI.
For some reason ATI only hires idiots. NV on
the other hand is filled with idiots from top down.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:45, archived)

I KNOW

but i'm talking graphics cards. AMD is doing pretty bad at processors at the moment, but AMD/ATi is doing fine with graphics cards

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Shada, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)

ATI hardware(not oem) post Rage has been good, yes.

Drivers, however, have not been good since before that time (2000ish?).

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)

thanks

nvidia it is then....

www.ebuyer.com/product/150605/show_product_specifications?spectype=extended
looks interesting...anyone understand any of it?

and yes, about forty quid is the extent of my post-christmas budget

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)

Well, what are you using it for?

If it's for (new) video games, then it's not a good card to buy. But everything else should be fine.

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Shada, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:51, archived)

mostly not games

the games i do play aren't graphics-heavy.
CAD, video editing, and being able to play HD stuff through my pc because it's cheaper than a HD-DVD player...my new hardware is up to it, but it came with a hole where the graphics card should be...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:55, archived)

yeah, should be fine then

really there's no way to know exactly how your card is going to work out in your computer, but getting a balance of people's opinions is a good way to go about it i guess.

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Shada, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:01, archived)

buggrit

that PNY card needs a 350w psu...

i only have 275w lump

fucking stupid dell shit, why stick a dual-core chip in a box with not enough power?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:03, archived)

haha

because you bought a dell, that's why :(

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Shada, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:05, archived)

i was blinded by the gigs

and forgot the watt?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:07, archived)

you watt?

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)

the sack of shit pc i just junked

has a 400w psu...

and it won't fit in this slim case

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:06, archived)

For some reason I have been mentally associating Nvidia more with OpenGL and ATI more with DirectX

but I can no longer remember why and am probably just wrong.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:10, archived)

both are supported

like tits in a tech bra

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)

Well yes, but I think maybe NVidia were earlier supporters of OGL.

Or that might just have been my imagination. But it made me like them more, anyway.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:14, archived)

a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away

i used to use ATI and it was good and so i stuck to them, but in recent years the driver updates (and shitty software they try and bundle with them) just cause loads of problems. I bought the cards for gaming and to be fair the graphics looked great...for the 20 seconds or so before it would crash.

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:47, archived)

Yeah, I know what you mean. I hate the catalyst control center. That's why I tend to just download the basic drivers and use Ray Adams's tray tools.

But there are similar stories on both sides - for instance, my 8800 GTS was terrible at running Source games for some reason, always crashing, and I never found drivers that worked properly with every game.

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Shada, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)

*remembers*

i bought an ATI card shortly after half life 2 came out because a) valve supposedly developed hl2 with ATI to make it super good and b) i'm a bit of a valve fanboy so wanted hl2 to look good when i played it so i thought getting an ATI would be a good move.

this was not the case

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)

The talk board upsets me a bit.

Every so often, I go on there and post a thread to the tune of: "You're a bunch of worthless cunts and I don't know why you bother", and the sods proceed to say nasty things to me!
Honestly!
Don't know why I bother.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)

Because you touch yourself at night.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:05, archived)

No.

Having spent all day touching myself, I'm simply too exhausted to do it at night. I do this b3ta thang instead.
So I'm looking you straight in the eye, exhausted from touching myself, asking: "____ ___ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ __?"

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:22, archived)

/talk

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)

why do you bother?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)

Personally, I can't photoshop to save my life.

The real question is why do you fear that which is different to you?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:19, archived)

neither can i, but i do it anyway.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:21, archived)

ditto

plus i like conversations that stay roughly within the confines of the theme of that conversation.

now, piss off and make yourself some cheese on toast

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:22, archived)

and it's not fear

more like mild irritation

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:24, archived)

probably soup time, ashally.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:26, archived)

RIS?

nvm...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:30, archived)

instead of cheese on toats, i'm eating soup.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:48, archived)

o right.

i'm eating fags at the moment.
(did that make me sound gay?)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:53, archived)

no, it just makes you sound like you probably smell awful.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:59, archived)

yes

and i smell of cigarette smoke.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:03, archived)

we'll never be sure of the true anatomy until we dissect them all.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)

by dissect

i assume you mean eradicate?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:14, archived)

no, i mean cut into bits and examine.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:16, archived)

by examine

i assume you mean 'stuff into bin bags and deposit on wasteground behind the five-a-side pitches'?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:18, archived)

well, yes.

but that's what i want for all humans.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:20, archived)

ATI?

I am having trouble determining why my 750MHz PIII slows down when I run SpybotS&D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:22, archived)

i think maybe

you answered your own question
my old AMD K6-2 used to slow down if my kids were playing football outside

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:28, archived)

hahhahhhhahha

as above.
k6 (still runs one)

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:39, archived)

still got my old machine

i'm gonna strip it out and use it as a fileserver as it's got a mahoosive hdd. and i'll re-use the fans to cool the xbox and it's two red lights.

yes i said fans. three of em (it was o-c'd by about 30%). i had to play death metal really loud to drown out the noise.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:52, archived)

get really big ones - they are usually quieter

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:58, archived)

hey guys im watching batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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d d, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)

which one?

i'm sort of watching MTV dance

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)

I've just watched Vertigo.

And hey! I'm cleaning my bathroom bowl!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:36, archived)

my software got a boner!!!!!

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d d, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:36, archived)

don't you need HARDware for that?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:42, archived)

wwwwooooooOOOOOAAAAAAAH

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Shada, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:37, archived)

also: sexual health public information adverts

if you believe them, it's okay to be a binge-drinking slut, pick up a random bloke and take him home to play hide the sausage, as long as you use a rubber.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:46, archived)

is he doing anything interesting?

whenever it's my turn to watch him he just picks his nose and pretends he's chatting up sexy people online while really playing minesweeper.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:50, archived)

They know how to party in there....

www.b3ta.com/talk/5779509

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:43, archived)

there's more

www.b3ta.com/talk/5779509

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:58, archived)

HORRIBLE BULLY

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:44, archived)

'scuse me?

surely you mean 'tea-tray flapjack manifold overhang shark fin tremolo pushcart'?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:56, archived)

lolrandom

lol

random

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:04, archived)

Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:02, archived)

at least you're consistent

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:04, archived)

repartee ladies and gentlemen, right here on /board

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:06, archived)

humbug!!!!!!!! i LOVE tHis CouNTrY!!!!

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d d, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:53, archived)

docotr dyslexia, you are a gay idiot. i love you. lets have gay idiot babies together!!!! (say yes)

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d d, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)

YOUR ALL GAY IDIOTS CAN WAIT! WE FUCKING STILL HAVE AN ALBUM TO FINISH.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)

it turns out courthouse crimedoll failed and we did nothing and i gave up!!!

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d d, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)

Oh yeah, such a sad story.

Dead teenie boppers littered the streets for weeks.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)

hey you know what? i have no memory of ever making this comic before in my life, have i ever posted it here before?

it this: www.b3tards.com/u/d55d8cd4d594577bd425/peepeepeepee.gif

im not sure if i like it. its not very funny. i can believe that i made it. the jokes are terrible like my comics and its total bullshit but i dont remember it.

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d d, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)

I have it on file from sept.

I liked it, but that's hardly saying anything.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)

how the fuck? you file this shit? what?

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d d, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)

I keep running track on several people here.

Mostly those who do not have vanity sites
or track themselves in some other way.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:18, archived)

haha when you say it like that it sounds pretty creepy

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Shada, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:22, archived)

Is this your shoe?

Not really a question, is it? [/;-D

edit: decode--You don't post all/a lot of
neat things on your sites, so I save'em.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)

That might well be the most menacing paragraph I've ever read.

Thank fuck I'm all inconsequential and meh-like.

Anyway, spill the beans. C'mon.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:24, archived)

Simple enough, actually.

Just like to keep peoples work on line to
look at when it's slow on board, and bored.

In Doc's, and few other cases, they let me
use their pics in new things so it's faster
to nip into folder and source things than
searching with board search.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)

That's a poem.

I like words, me.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)

I often wonder where I go

how do i track myself?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)

Search page helps.

I keep work lists for what I've made
as I am also not very complete with
keeping a open list of what I've posted
where and when. Lazy by nature, I am.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)

ah, yes, there is that...

I was meaning real life though. I lost several personal belongings last week. If I knew where I'd been on the night in question, then I might stand a chance of finding them.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)

You don't need to, d. You never go anywhere.

The council takes away all the empty tins, and you piss through a tube.
The only mystery is, who puts the tins within arms' reach?
*Is admirably making up little fantasies about dbroon's life*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)

you! you're the fucking tin man!

I don't like pears in syrup you cunt!
You can fucking keep them.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)

Sorry, mate. I drank all the pears *hic*.

But I hear Uncle Murdo has some cling peaches left. If we can get past the ludicrously vicious winter midges.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:50, archived)

hm.

well thats sweet.

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d d, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)

here, i made this for you.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)

I made this for everyone, but it was partly based on your theme there.

The pose it came in was perfect for the riff.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:22, archived)

yo, dawg.

i made soups last night, for reals. and i should be making a cheesecake in the next couple of days if all goes well.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:28, archived)

Got a few more of the pokies in that size recently.

And a box of plastic mini cakes from trendy shop
in the same scale. Might be enough for a new story.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)

*salivates*

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:52, archived)

"star wars"

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Shada, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)

never has there been such a star wars

meatspin episode three: meatspin.com

meatspin in a galaxy lightyears away meatspin.com
while the dark side meatspin.com and the rebel alliance of meatspin.com meatspin.com

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d d, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)

~~humbug!!!!!!!! i LOVE tHis~~ CouNT~~rY!!!!~~

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thiswasmyclone, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)

This reminds me of Mr Hands Strikes Back

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:22, archived)

want that small piece of bandwidth you stole from me to twunt!

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)

say yes!

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:13, archived)

Maybe!

And that's not Lea. That's some kind of fake substitute.

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:38, archived)

star cuckoo uh-oh.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:53, archived)

BRIGHT SHINING LUNATIC STAR OF B3TA

CLICK

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:41, archived)

It may not be art, but I love it.

I may know shit about art, but here's my critique-

The minimal usage and repitition that creates these images, is a form of minimalist photoshop technique that lends itself to a unique style I find amusing.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:42, archived)

there is no art its sick porno and yes that not lea and one of those pictures is a picture of a wounded soilder in iraq and thank you i put the minimal work into this as a form of minimalism and art filth i guess

(

d d, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:29, archived)

this is the winning poast

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)

i am chairman mao,my moustache is my hair,innit?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)

ROFLMAO!!

(

McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)

LMAOZORDS!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)

TELL ME AGAIN, HUMAN!

(

McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)

Pardon?

Apols to Leningrad:

Photobucket

BEST THING ON B3TA EVER!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)

~~on b3ta~~

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:39, archived)

Arf!

I had a Hitler moustache earlier!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)

LMAO

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)

cheeky, hahahahaaa

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)

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Flash_Bastard, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)

This has all the elements.

I've laughed. I'm angry. Sad. Disgusted.
But mostly laughing. So we're both going to hell.

I wish he'd liven it up a bit.

Oh, and woo.

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)

Wrong

But nicely done.

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Snar, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)

hmm

sorry, posting at this time on boxing day is sad as fuck. so am i for making this reply. merry christmas!

(addikt, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)

it's not boxmas day anymore

so we're not sad.
bored, lonely, passive aggressive, maybe.
but not sad.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:20, archived)

For our American cousins

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)

thats freakin awesome

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I have never known you to be as prolific as you have been the last couple of days :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)

I'm on holiday

and I love this challenge.

:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)

Well I aint complaining :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)

The look is perfect.

You're gonna get raped

Also
eaten

WYH

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)

Luke...luuuuuuuk!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)

Merry Christmas Porkins!

(Stegzilla, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)

an average pilot

yet he ate the lunches of three men
conveniently, he dies

somebody did Porkins in
back, and to the left
the truth is out there
and so on

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)

Where in hell is mum when you need her?

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LS18, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)

hahaha

click'd

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)

Hahahaha!

Aaaaaaa-hahahahahaha!

(

elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)

ahhahaa

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Sofabedlols :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)

HAHA!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)

Thanx, all above--

hope she helps him get it up

(

LS18, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)

TRANCENTRAL

www.seraphicpress.com/archives/2008/04/whos_the_jewish_1.php

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)

You sir, are batshit mental!

But I hope you have had a nice christmas none the less! How was the blackout?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)

oh ta,

yeah, havin a good one
the blackout was very black

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)

Did it have any effect?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)

no idea

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)

completely off-topic:

the wife is watching VH1 classic - crappy old crimbo songs - has anyone else noticed there's a distinct 'youtube' quality to them...?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)

FEESHCENTRAL!

I would like to do something with you,
if you wish, at some point this coming
year. I'm a bit packed until feb, but my
ear(gaz) is open for feeeshing until then.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)

CoooooOoooOOOol

We'll make something Spectunkular!

Sound cool, what you wanna make?

REPTILE RAGNAROK!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)

Soc-pol insanity, of course.

Medium... that is the key question.

I'm tooled up to damn near anything
short of sculpture. Curse apartment living.

Comic book would be the obvious choice.
Or animation/video if you have a good
bad idea in mind. Lots more work, but meh.
Funny and vitriol takes effort no matter
how you cut it. I mention it here in the
open, as others may have something they'd
like to see us befoul in our unique ways. LOL.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)

Ah, sounds good.

How about something with lizards?
Except it's like Dallas...but with lizards.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)

Lizards are nice, yes.

And I like the concept. Industrialist lizard people
might just fit the bill. Leverages known concept
and themes. Might be wise to avoid dinosaurs
directly, as too well used... mulling mode...
Yes, I will follow up on this soon.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)

Excellente.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)

Merry Christmas, lads. It'll soon be over, eh?

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)

much like Lidl

/ac

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)

lovely

needs more Monkey Island though

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)

Whats the obsession with Monkey/

The 2nd one was the best

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)

when I say Monkey Island, I mean all of them

Yes, the 2nd one was the best, apart from Largo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)

haha largo - he did have a nice wig I think

and the lizard thing eating the cheese bits

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)

Nothing like a game that has stealing and spiting games :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)

I did like the caber toss in the 3rd one

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)

arrr and not forgetting Murry

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)

Stan is my favourite

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)

Stan's suit was great

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)

I liked his arms

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)

they had a life of their own

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)

yes thats why they were great

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)

want ot dress up as characters from monkey island and have sex

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)

just sex then

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)

nope

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)

you have broken a monkeys heart

He was looking forward to it, now I will have to take him outside and shoot him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)

dear fucking god, WHY!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)

i recognise that logo

they used it for wireplay back in the 90's
cost me a fortune to play quake2 online.

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)

wonderfull

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)

Tiger for epiphany

I'll put the other requests in this thread as I draw them. EDIT: That's enough for tonight, all. I'm all drawing-ed out.

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)

Gawd, that's ace.

Quick work too.

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zoldergoose, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

AND RATHER FAST TOO
TA :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)

awaits mictos better version of same tiger

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)

sorry, missed the comment, anything to oblige!

but it's not better

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)

i painted this on canvas for my son's bedroom

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)

Wicked

Id have a tiger in my bedroom

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)

lovely

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)

Rarrr

and argh, talking tiger

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)

Elvis gorilla for manic

(

Bob Todd whee, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)

*feels left out*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)

Your felt tip's running out.

Excellent ape though.

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zoldergoose, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)

so's i don't have to come up with an image at such short notice.

i'll come right out with it. in about ten minutes i'm going to leave the united states and visit most of you lovely people living in england, ireland, scotland, and wales for about 16 days. can anyone direct me toward some b3tan-type bashes for new year's or such? gaz me and i'll check it quite soon. apologies for self-centered tj.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)

I suggest you keep your eye on the calendar

for such bashes and whatnot.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)

chuck an event in the calendar

for when you visit specific places
and we'll come and buy you a pint

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)

A hummingbird flying out of Max Mosely's anus, for mictoboy and Wasp Box

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)

hahahahahahahahahah

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)

Too late for requests?

I would like an Oboe who makes adults with their children uncomfortable.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)

ahhh, the oboe of parental guilt, HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT THE PARENTS HAVE DONE

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)

that is ace

MONKEY ISLAND

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)

Orlando Bloom being decapitated (by an angry monkey) for zeltergiset

(

Bob Todd whee, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)

haha this wins mainly cos of the monkeys face

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)

bye bye Guybrush Threepwood

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)

Good grief.

This wins.

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zoldergoose, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)

Awkward oboe for hanke

(

Bob Todd whee, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)

Hahaha

*treasures*

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)

erm *thinks*

a toilet roll with an afro, with a slight issue toward bed sheets but you get the feeling he wouldnt like to be that way......please :)

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)

Thanks To Bela Lugosi's Dad For The Link.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)

wow thats ace

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)

Total cheatage bud....(sadly)

vectormagic.com/

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)

Hooray

tigers are 100% not gay
www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2008/11/some_anonymous.asp

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)

That is brilliant!

I cannot draw as my paws cannot grip a pencil :(

(

Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)

That shouldn't stop you --

I don't even have hands. I hold my pencil with my anus.

(

Bob Todd whee, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)

Fair dos!

Don't think I could be bothered setting up the necessary arrangement of mirrors though. Lazy sod that I am.

(

Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)

yay!

Tiger

Click for bigger (378KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

TIGERS ARE WIN!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)

he's a jolly splendid big cat with an aggrievement

(

spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)

'Ning

Cfberising

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)

John Prescott Bunny terrorised the countryside

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)

Donnie Darko in CBBC cartoon form.

(

zoldergoose, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)

whats a lovely bunny

here have this ... thing that I made

not one of my best

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)

Animate it hard!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)

Ace as always.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)

beautiful yes

(

spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)

oooooh yeah

'loves'

(

McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)

He was a great leader, and an inspiration to his men

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)

hahaha

again

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)

Hahaha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)

Thrilled !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)

Pfft, the punnage! Threadjack:

I can't think what to draw. Any requests?

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)

A tiger

Or dinosaurs jousting

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)

I'll give the tiger a go.

(

Bob Todd whee, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)

Tigerknights riding Dinosaurs.

Jousting.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)

Orlando Bloom being beheaded for his performance in this film.

Keira Knightley looking on, saddened.

(

zoldergoose, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)

it is just monkey island, but shit

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)

this^ theres so much ripped from monkey

the coffin at the start
the voodoo lady etc

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)

yep, but they probably took the idea from the rides and then they took from the games to make the films

but with out the humour

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)

where the use pepper with lechuck

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)

if only there was a big curser on the screen and the occasional two headed monkey

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)

and Stan

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)

'this film'?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)

Pirates of the Caribbean 2

I'm not too sure why I assumed everyone else would be watching it too.

Too much mulled wine, perhaps.

(

zoldergoose, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)

The transporter is on film4 :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)

Damn you and your living in an area where digital television is accessible.

*shakes fist*

(

zoldergoose, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)

Its right near the end tho

The lorry scene in about 5/10 mins

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9052566

~~voodoo witch lady~~ hostage lady

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)

pffffft

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)

ah yes

it's a big bag of cock,
although i would happy have a go on the voodoo witch lady

oh yes

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)

Post-coital banter would be fun.

(

zoldergoose, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)

she has nice teeth

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)

the curtains

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)

beef?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)

jacked thread threadjack:

who did the 'what type of key can't open a door' joke?
because they may want to point their browser hither:
img.moonbuggy.org/what-sort-of-key-cant-open-a-door/

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)

the one that got FP'd here was a direct rip-off of the original

and i think that's the original one

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)

Here's the one that got posted here I believe:

www.b3ta.com/board/6893983

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zoldergoose, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)

thought so

www.b3ta.com/board/6895056

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8548619

or

b3ta.com/board/6905276

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)

a gorilla

that thinks he's Elvis

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)

farm2.static.flickr.com/1291/539663282_464ad63e82.jpg?v=0

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)

thangyewverymuch

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)

Hehe

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)

whata lovely card

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)

It's seemed you were having trouble so I drew a diagram.

I hope its of some help explaining the issue.
Click for bigger (138KB)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)

OH.

It was so simple all along.

Woo!

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zoldergoose, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)

This graphic schematic diagram shows me that I am right where I left off . . .

. . . D R I F T I N G . . .

To The Spot

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)

wow that makes total sense

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)

Kinda like a needle in a asphalt stack . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)

This almost looks like my next door neighbour's Christmas lights

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)

Trip out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)

That's very nice,

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)

So carry the 1 go past the roundabout and if you reach the esso garage youve gone to far

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)

No no, you forgot to factor in the goat.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)

oh shit and the tractor needs to be sautéd!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)

Now who will take the monkeys to be baptised?

(

WormuIus, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)

the fiddler in the cat

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)

Nigella Lawson is doing that, next wednesday.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)

Nigella is a fiddler in a cat?

This is getting confusing again!
I think we're going to need a follow-up diagram.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)

systems engineering

for cling ons?

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)

peep doo de pop

contains spelling fail.
fucksocks

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)

Hahahaha

Get the button that doesn't vibrate on a lightsabre and you're in for damn deep penetration!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)

hahahaha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)

Hummmmn 'n a hummmmmn 'n a hummmmmmmmn !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)

Come on now. We've worked on your words.

Hum-mel:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)

hahahhahahhhhahahh

clicks

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)

Quick . . . get that Trade Marked !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)

Haha

Aren't you a little short for a lightsabre?

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zoldergoose, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)

HAHA - tops

Are batteries included?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)

Rotate 2 Drill 2!

Where can I buy one for my girl? At Jabba the smut-hut?

(Menno, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)

How about knit one?

www.geeksugar.com/2628684

(some knitting friends sent me this link - they were not sure if they were supposed to be light sabers or "ladies friends.")

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tubaman, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)

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