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# I like to objectify women
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# i like to feminize objects
we would be an odd crime fighting team
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# The bane of feminists
and objects everywhere!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Very subject !
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I like to fuck women.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# You treat objects like women, man!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# ....


(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# "oh"
woo yaya
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Happy B3taday Mr H!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Enjoy your horrible b4taday !
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# felicitations herr horrible
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Happy waxy shaft day
:D
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Natty and knitty !
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# super
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# splendid
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Rocky III
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Off to a rocky and bumpy start . . .
headed for a . . . craaaaaaaaaash !
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# "im gonna take our car off some sweet jumps"
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I think you got almost three feet on that last one
:)
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Why is everyone picking on you?
*pats on head*
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# because he runs like a girl and he sits down to pee
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Cooooongraaaaaaaaats
on staying enlisted on this website for four years
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# shocking isn't it?
only a divorce, a breakdown, several affairs and a complete career change have kept me coming back.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Ah, good times
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Ain't brushed those teeth since 1983
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# christ
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese?
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# best way
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Happy candle day!!!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# cheers
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Is it because I'm white?

And I have a nose like Bill Cosby?
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# lettuceface
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Lllllllettuce
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# ill pop this 'ere
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Heheheh
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I dunno !
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely :D
Bet they didn't solve many mysteries of the universe though.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# True enough
I came
I saw
I bumped into someone
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# veni
vidi
purgo
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# but they did end up with a very nice wall
unlike the swiss thing which will achieve the same, minus the wall but leaving a very big hole and some overpriced plumbing
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# It's a nice subterranean bicycle path though
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# if it was down to me that's what it would become, starting work next week
flog off the metal and stuff for scrap and turn it into a water slide, cycle path or greyhound track, something remotely useful
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha yay
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Arf!
...and since this got deleted last night...

(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# i love strangelets
best of all the theoretical particles
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Strangelet & Hadron
sounds like an estate agents
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# HEHEHE
..best of all the colliders!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I just want to say that I like this
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Thank you very much Sir
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Ain't nothin' like the real thing . . . BANGIN' !
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# a quantum of physics!
gotta love science jokes
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# LIKELIKELIKELIKELIKE
:-)
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# MOCHIKO #1
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Smelloscope?
DAMN YOU, PROFFESSOR WERNSTROM!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# WERRRRRRRRRRRRRRNSTROM!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# ROBOT HOOOOUUUSE!

(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# CHEESE IT!!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *ZOIDBERG SCREAM NOISE*
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# MOCHIKO #2
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# woo
I ♥ this
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Awesome
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# CDC
FTW
Shwing!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# NO! POSITIVE ANAL RAPE!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Reminds me of my short-lived webcomic...
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Ohh! no legs?
I like where this is going
*edit* Boo to so many posts in such a short time tho.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# aSteroids
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# FUCK YES!
*click*
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha, brilliant.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# clickifull
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# ouch
awful pun, but beautifully done
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hahah!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I'll raise you a choplifter
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Humanoids!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# ^this
oh yes
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 6:52, archived)
# He used to play a lot of poker.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Shit.
I did not finish his chin and I have closed the PSD.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# i did a similar thing with this


Click for bigger (401KB)

i wanted to move the warp onto the horizon, but lost the PSD
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Hey! Hey!
You know Cheetahs are SO FUCKING STUPID!

They're so FUCKING STUPID!

Hey aren't they? Aren't they?

Oh... wait.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
*tries the steak*

OMG STEAK!

(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Also:
Raffles the gentleman ninja
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# hooray for men in smokings
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Hooray! Therermines!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# cute :)
i want one!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# have.
oO\__/-
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Stuffed and mounted
Same goes for the Ermine.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# woooooo goes the theremin
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# With a pronounced lisp!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# He can't be a ninja
I can quite clearly see him. Right there.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# that's the trick.
he's not there.

he's here actually
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# That
may be his decoy
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# There are 12 ninjas in that picture.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Plus one behind you
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Silent and deadly?
Behind me?

That's just the sprouts.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I have seen this before
might have been as much as two years ago
but its as woo now as it was then.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Mustapha Bindun Already

But here's my Christmassy effort...
Merry Tuesday All!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# It has,
but more often by putting the death star on a tree, rather than this way around.

I like it.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I think I've seen one of those
Couldn't remember having it this way round.

Not that I've spent the entire festive season lurking here.

No sir.

EDIT: also, thanks!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# festive!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Yay
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I MS Paint'ed this :D
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Whilst I like your work, you do seem to have 4 new threads on the board now,
out of only 5 messages.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# 6 now
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# and counting
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Still 200% more new posts than replies though, eh?
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Hands up if you use Right Guard
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# No.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# No reason - or at least no good reason
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# fears
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Mmm tasty tasty bats
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Another six from the plucky Chinaman
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# idiot
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I have no idea what this is about, so I am going to go and cook some lunch.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Levitation!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# If you want to be a record breaker!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# A bus in London wouldn't be going that fast
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# It does when it drives right past you because it's full
and the rain is peeing down.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# how do you know how fast it's moving?
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# By the amount of motion blur you put on it
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Maybe it's time-lapse photography
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Prolapse photography
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# prototype pornography
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# ear cataracts
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# ear cataracts it is!
sold to inexpressible for ear cataracts!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Erm . . ?
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# hello tumor
do you want to live and grow inside of me?
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# YES
I DO
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# and they lived happily ever after
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ok please
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# great job microwave
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Keep off the grass.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Yays but I can't see the black and white cat!
EDIT: New sheep animation in links:D
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# this is an angry deep south bus driver
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Episode I. Worst Christmas messages EVER.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Brill!
Have a click and a wooyay
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# That picture of Jar Jar was taken just before the money shot from George
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# wahey!
: )
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# need free financial planner soft for my htc cruise cell
Hi there! I was wondering if someone knows a working car insurance program for my nokia-5800 cell?
Thank you
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Picture plz?
'Tis a board for posting images to make messages about. Read the rules for posting.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# haha
needs more beatie!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I don't see any link called "rules"
Not that I'm defending this guy, I just don't like this idea of non-existant rules.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# The FAQ indicates it, although there's no actual prohibition.
"Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?

Generally not; your thread will be better received on the talk board, where discussion is encouraged. If you have tailored your post specifically for the image board, please be considerate to others; the board only holds 15 threads at a time and it's not fair to push somebody else's hard work into the archive just so you can say, "Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes."

If you just want to talk nonsense and chat to people, then you should go to the talk board where you can gabber on about anything you like and not worry about upsetting the people who make pictures.

If you want to discuss a link, the best place to do so would be the links board."
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I'm not pretending like this was an ok post
I just don't like this idea of rules. Rules hinder fun, no exceptions.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Except maybe that one about not doing murders
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# One time this guy done a murder near my house and it totally harshed my buzz
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# one time near my house a lady buried her father in the back garden
but it's ok, as she was mentally disturbed :D

hahaha!

so it all turned out ok :D
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# They improve fun here
If there were no rules about what to post we'd be overrun with spam and stupid questions about mobile phone software instead of funny pictures.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# mmmmmm
spam
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# There are no rules here and everything works pretty well
except for this recent influx of spammers who wouldn't read the guidelines anyway.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
#
guidelines rules
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
#
rules answers to frequently asked questions
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
#
touche... but the point still stands that there are rules, and without them this site would very quickly go downhill.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# There are rules
You can tell that because it's clear when someone breaks them. Like in this example.

Rules don't have to be written down.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# ok this is why the dayshift sucks
Goodnight everybody
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# COME BACK
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I am going to have a rule,
just so that I can ignore your silly rule.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# um...
FAQ????
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# point to the bit where it says "rules".
POINT.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# you got me
but its just the standard response
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# IF EVERYONE JUMPED OFF A CLIFF WOULD YOU DO IT?
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# i'd be very tempted
& would have to decide at the time
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Oh dear
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# what
the


feck
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# *click*
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# go to
www.allinsurance.com

i found some good free warez there
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# This is a novel approach
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# hello
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Look, it's very simple: TITS or GTFO
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# must be TITS? how about HOOTERS?
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Wiggly wiggly
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# yeh!
shake it tawny!
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# what?
no, what?

這使得沒有任何意義
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] "We have a new enemy.................Jesus Skywalker"
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# is this Zordon?
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Zordon's Alive?!
'ningles all.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Well, that was a productive morning...




(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# 'e 'e 'e
tres bon
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# bien
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# trop amusant
monsieur
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Very droll sir
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hey everyone can I please get some support for my great ideas?
Here's one, someone is being horrible and trolling me about it.

b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post337812
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I SAID CAN I PLEASE HAVE SOME SUPPORT FOR MY GREAT IDEAS.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# AHH FUCK ALL YOU HATAZ
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# > GIVE ROPE
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# > I DON'T KNOW WHAT "GIVE" MEANS
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# le lol
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# unhappy afro man is unhappy
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Say what one more time, i dare ya
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Le LOL
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *waits for animation*
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# > HELLO MAN
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# > You hello the man. He feigns polite interest in you, but you can tell he despises being near you.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# > GIVE ROPE
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Zed's dead baby
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)

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