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[challenge entry] It was a tough task.....but I now present......GOD.
awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Needs a "click for REALLY FUCKING BIG"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# So you ignored the 'click for' bit?
Nobody wants to see this, so fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Calm down betty.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I do.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# *rubs eyes*
But..where eez eet?

Me lookey, butt me no see.

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# haha
and now I guess it's just a matter of time before someone draws a hand either side.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# STOP BEING IN MY HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# the internets isn't big enough
this is the best you'll get ; )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# hahahahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Lots of yellow spermies heading for big glowy egg
:D
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# YIVO
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# KABLAAAAAAMMMOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# do dodo dodododo do dodo dododododo dodudududududo dududududud doooooooooooooooooo
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FfoGWI7Gl9c&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAAYTOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:P

ewe know what's comin, doncha..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aBY9KhBkec
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:45, archived)
# oh hi god
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# you know, there probably is no God
so you should stop trying to draw him.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# heeheehee :D
FEEEEESH :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Sea-kittens on a plane

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Bindun yet?

No political statement intended, only a design one.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)
# The face that launched a thousand t-shirts
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)
# The obama generator that launched a thousand posts
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# There is a generator?
Why the hell did I just vector this.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# the generator is a bit iffy
yours is far better quality
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Is not lost work.
Is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Ah - you get bonus points then
I thought you just used the generator
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Haha
there's a whole world of inexplicably heated arguments hidden in that comment.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# *mass debates*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# *smashes the place up accordingly*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Yeah but those shirts have a distinct lack of dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Good old Cliché Guevara
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# One of my mates was wearing a che t-shirt.
I said 'do you know who that is?'

He said no.

Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# <3
Saw Che: Part One last weekend. It was bloody brilliant. I'm reading Pasajes de la guerra revolucionaria now as well, i'is also fantastic. I recommend both.
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I've been meaning to see Che but it's length has put off anyone I've asked to see it with me so far.
I shall go it alone some time, be that weirdo at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Just watch the two parts seperately.
You'd be hard pressed to find "Argentine" in any cinemas though probably, I couldn't find a single one in my area, I had to stream it. Hopefully "Guerilla" will be showing for at least one day though.
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# *Oh that's good*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# ARGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Ha ha, ace.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I was going to post you my che
but cr3's uploader is doing it again. Thumbs for images have disappeared and trying to upload it again results in an empty post.
you will have to make do with the words.

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/47549/1232749998/che.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# That is super.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Utterly excellent
a hoopla there, geezer
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] PEAROAST
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Oh not another one
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# and all I did was post "mnng".
God, I'm such a bastard ;-p
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# TOAT lol
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# YUM! TOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)
# oh man, this is hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# please have more consideration and put them in a old thread
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Noted.
Sorry.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Looks so weird seeing that with the normal eyes
after looking at the KAWAII one so much.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Little bit of experimentation in the ol' GIMP


Click for bigger (245 kb)

EDIT: Top nerd points for anyone who can name the robe (it's from WoW) being worn
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# What do you conclude from your experiment?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I put it thought the calculator and that's officially 14.8 kinds of lully.
Also did anyone see the Sunday Night Project last Sunday?

I never realised that Bernard Cribbins was Cathrine Tates grandfather which makes Doctor Who a little more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# are you sure???
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Aha
They had him on the show as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# He plays the grandfather of Catherine Tate's character
I'm sure he isn't her actual grandfather
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# ignore him, he's having another of his turns
didn't spot it mentioned on her wikki page, although i'm happy to be corrected
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Yeah I must have misheard it as I was tired
It would have been nice though:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I imagine the experiment to be successful, no?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Excellent
got to keep up the arts.

Edit:// I have no idea what the robe is. I don't play clothies. But I am having the first night off 10 man Naxx, OS and VoA farming for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Looks good to me.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# very nicely done. And real nerds don't play wow.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Yes I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# tell me that's not true, please
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)
# i have never, ever, ever been anywhere near WOW and have no idea what it does
but from the little i've heard the idea that it exists scares me a bit, don't you all pretend you're goblins and stuff ????
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I'm not gobbling anyone.
Pretend or otherwise. I'm just working my way through a computer game's content, same as other people do. Except I have to put up with doing it in a realm full of fucktards.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# thank the lord, you had me worried there for a minute
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# No, you have to interact with other people on it.
It's all a bit too scary.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# and there are contour integrals that won't do themselves.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# very nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Is it a cloud song?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Pencil time


(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# My
what an unusual birthmark
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Bleurgh
He wants to get that unsightly comic sans removed, he does.

Nice bit of pencilly goodness though.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# That be skill
Woo
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# he has the look of someone contemplating buggery
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# very much like the look im giving you.
going in dry!
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# wrap your cock in sandpaper and you can fuck me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Trapped in the giant plexiglas box, Errol Flynn stared pensively at the cryptic message written on the other side.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Nicely nicely.
Did anyone else see that ephemeral thread deletion?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I believe in miracles.
Where you from? You Stevie Reeves.

It's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# That's beautiful
needs a click for huge and a less obtrusive tag.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# That is woo of the highest order
^and what CR3 said, kinda ruins it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# nicely, and an aussie.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Very handsome.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Not this Steve Reeves?
www.oldtimestrongman.com/images7/steve_reeves.gif

They knew how to grow 'tache's in those days.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# TOTALLY SHOCK AND AWESOME
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# class!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# *wow*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Bite down son it's going in dry!
Now please don't all shout at me, I'm a fluffah off topicer, but ages ago someone poster a picture which was a Superman comic cover with Superman standing over a sleeping child. It had the slogan, 'Bite Down Son it's Going in Dry'.
This has been something of a running joke and we really want to see it again.

Who made it and can you post it again please?

Thank you.

love and kisses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Rathen made it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# this rathen?
www.b3ta.com/~rathen

ohmyyes
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Fucking yes
Thank you!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE RAPED AND MURDERED FOR THIS MISTAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Oh... oh the rage!
I can feel it building up!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Oh what the fuck is happening tonight
have all the retards been let out their cages?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I hope you get raped by the ghost of Hitler for this.
With his ghost cock.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# (actual) LOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# You require the website "superdickery"
which is available at www.superdickery.com
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# did you ( or someone similar )
not ask exactly the same thing a while back. Probably expecting to get the same response?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# FALE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Now that I have my answer
I could delete the post, or would that fuck people off even more?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Probably best not,
people get strangely upset about it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# no, no, no
did you find the image, i missed it first time i think?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Yes indeed
It was on the profile for Rathen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# i shall go and look, ta
please pop by again.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Thank you sir
I feel safe in Off Topic though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# bless, you're ok over here, it's mostly very friendly
and we have pretty pictures and cake.

*also has no idea what off topic is, another b3ta mystery to me much like qotw and for the most part /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Off Topic is very fluffah
Click QOTW from the front page and then choose Off Topic.
We talk about what we are going to have for dinner and stuff like that. /talk hate us.

Each morning and evening there is the Home Sweet Home thread and that is where we all are.

Come a vist, I often bring biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# but /talk
talk about what they are having for dinner from morning until morning. What's the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# did you shit a shoe and then throw it on top of the bus shelter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Is it Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Your QOTW posts are good.
I hope you stick around here, it's mostly nice - the over-zealous response you received today is due to an unusually troll-tastic friday.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Thanks
elephant.

I think that my glory years of three newsletter mentions are past.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Over 4 hours of hard work!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)
# lol
clickin dis
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I demand this be FP'd.
In the sexiest way possible.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)
# It's 9 minutes since you said you were working on this.
This took 9+ minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Dude, I said I was already working on it.
The post also says it took 4 hours. No wonder you get in arguments a lot, if you can't even read :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I was thinking the same when I typed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Haha
this is a silly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Are those pink pubes or scrote wrinkles?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Whatever you want them to be baby
probably stretchmarks
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)
# scrinkles!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Yes! This!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# The new salted snack from Walkers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)
# wrinkles
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# you're nothing if not predictable
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# His intimate knowledge of the size of Riverghost's testicles is a bit surprising.
I guess it's all sexual aggression.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# That's Riverghost?
If so his sexual organs resemble an ugly pink butterfly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I was thinking that as I drew it (over 4 hours).
I decided to go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# It's the flowers I feel sorry for
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I knew you'd say that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Not in the least bit disappointed
and definitely not traced!!

cer- lickety click!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# HAHA
this could be used for a lot of thingS
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a great likeness


.....but I love you too....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Is that a paedophile?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# dunno
it's supposed to be Peter Cook

but isn't that good tbh
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# It's alright. I was just going on the big coat and hat.
www.project-england.co.uk/cook/images/peter-cook.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I know..
tried my best
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Oh maaan, it's good really.
At least you didn't trace it...
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# would have been difficult
but I did use the pic you posted yes...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)
# oops, I wasn't implying you did :-)
The fact I picked the photo you used shows the likeness is on target.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# No probs
my problem is I can not "caricature"

I have to draw "as is"

modern day Pre Raff that's me!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I'm working on a caricature in Paint as we speak.
I can't use PS at the moment for reasons given further down.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
# look forward to seeing it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Oh you won't be disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)
# It's E. L. Wisty
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Yeahs

may he dominate you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Well he dominated pretty much all his peers when he was alive.
So why not me?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# oh yes
and dominates my comedic thoughts still...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)
# i recognised him straight off
and it's definitely better than i could do
i don't get on with proper 'arts': my lines won't draw where i want them to
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Is that a petercookiphile?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# thank fuck for that
ta Rapps
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Aha no worries.
In other news: i moved house yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)
# nice one
from where - to where???
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
# From the edge of Plymouth to the Center of Plymouth.
*half hearted glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)
# ah?
move into metropolis then

like Plymouth

Do a lot of work in Exeter which is on the way..
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Ah yes, you live close-ish then?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Well Wiltshire
.. but head down the M5 on a regular basis

:)

Relatives in St Austell
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I was there sailing last summer.
I'll be in and around St Ives in June this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Ah i've got lots of friend in St Austell.
It's a much nicer place than Plymouth, i really like it down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# The rain smudged him :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)
# That's class!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Excellent as per.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)
# SO I PUT MY HOB NAIL BOOTS ON AND KICKED HER IN THE CUNT FOR HALF AN HOUR
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)
# HE HAS NO SMELL
HOW DOES HE NOSE?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# ful aw
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Test, just a test
MESSAGE
(Jagnenciemjem, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)
# FFS
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Just a test reply:
Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# this is not a test
you have broken the internet
please step away from the pc
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# You just failed the test.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
# *flounces at having spent ages making a picture*
for it to be pushed down the board by this
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)
# *also flounces*
so there
(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Nice last.fm, Sir. Another Headless Heroes listener was the last thing I expected around here.
What are you planning for the 10k pic?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# that's funny. i just had your last.fm profile open right now
and liking what i see. (i've taken my scrobbling off for a bit tho - just wanted a rest. so it won't be updating for a while)

10k - i have it planned. but it needs preparing. and photographing. and it's a secret. :p
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Thanks. I look forward to it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Is it a Turing test?
Do we pass?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)
# YOU don't
You're clearly not a real person. You're off the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ha
evening Verity.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Hello!
*belated waves*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# This scares me more than the latest "Glade Touch n' Fresh" advert
"I want to do a poo!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Test, just a test
FUCKIN WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Well, it beats anything you ever post, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Are you fishing for a reaction or some attention or something?
I suggest you fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Hallo.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Long time no speak.
How do's young lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I'm good.
My head feels all stuffy, though. :[
How's about you, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I'm uncomfortable, my new house has no furniture apart from beds.
So i'm sat on the cold front room floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Awwww, I'm sorry.
*gives pillow*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Notice how KillerKitti didn't get all upset over it.
You could learn from her.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Ah, calm down mate
What's with the confrontational, aggressive mood tonight?


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Hardly.
www.b3ta.com/board/9122729
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)
# ?
Kitti's lovely, what's she got to do with your aggressive mood mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Nothing. I've very calm too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# i have returned
and was wondering the very same, show us your best image dave, have a new thread on me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I wish I could fire up CS4
but my GFX card is currently at 99% use, and so I cannot use CS4 :-(

I can use PAINT though, if you really like?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)
# nothing in stock ?
oh well, some other time perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I lost most of my stuff when I moved service provider :-(
ALWAYS KEEP A LOCAL COPY OF YOUR WEB SPACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
How goes the epic en-colouring?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# hard work.
I'll be finished tonight but don't think I'll post it for the arseholes and antipodeans ( who are mutually exclusive despite the rumours ).



Click for bigger (247 kb)

I've slowed down a bit. need beer and food.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# It's looking fantastic. Can't wait to see the finished version.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)
# that badger looks very well attired indeed
looking good sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Man, us lot love a good lynching.
This simple message is generating more activity than the average image
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# TEST: SUCCESSFUL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# ITS THE MAETRIX DOING SOME RESEARCH!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)
# INTERESTING
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# this is genius
can we make you some kind of king?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# If it's the kind that does shit all but sleep all day, then by all means.
If that sleep is punctuated by the odd soft cheese scoffing break then all the better.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)
# you can be some kind of poor quality earl if you like
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Ha ha, this font is far, far too gregarious and un-angry for you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# 32k, Shirley?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Where does
the "happy face" quote come from?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Ah, that'll be theoriginalsteve.
I'd offer a profile link but my apathy knows no bounds.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Nice
You forgot: 'Tags!' though.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# this is great
but you got the deagostini TLD rong :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# ASDFG ASDG ASF ASD AS AFG
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Time to test my Ignore button!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# edit: lol test, just a test. test lololol!!!1111oneoneoneeleventyeleven

for a bit bigger
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Ha ha, verrr good.
Needs more fail for recognition purposes.

*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I watched Slumdog last night
it was fucking amazing!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick'un
(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Hello lonely picture.
You aren't brilliant, but you're certainly in the top 30% on this page.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Ferpect :D
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Jacko Potato Head
(klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Shit - just seeing his eyes on his own makes me scared. Theyre like cows eyes
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# you are his plastic surgeon?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# yes I like to start with a blank canvas
(klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)
# stop stop stop
you've put it on inside out... ahh no one will notice...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)
# So are you planning
to do any photoshoppage?
(ianisme, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Twatbusters


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Nice way to waste a Friday night.

Ahem
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:04, archived)
# QI, and Wossy's back on.
No friday night is wasted hereonafter.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Shitting piss!
That's the first time i've ever said/written hereonafter. :O
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:06, archived)
#
Well it's a great word.

And I'll be using it as much as possible hereonafter.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Me too.
hereoneafter.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:08, archived)
# That's "hereinafter".
or maybe "hereon after". Yes.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)
# bugger i forgot qi was on
i'm off
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)
# It's on 1 now.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Damn
I fucking despise that self-serving twat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)
# who you gonna call?
spluff busters!
SFW
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)
# "We used to roast Bono over a fire at Camp wokanda"
"Rays gone bye-bye, Egon..."

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)
# For SkUG
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)
# guys running?
huh?
edit : guy on the right looks like he is just about to tread in a dog poop
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)
# With scissors:P
Bigger would have made the scissors look crap:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)
# ahh
NEEDS BIGGER SCISSORS! omg 2 number 7's! CLONES! american has clones! oh wait they are two people... with the same number? maybe they have a telephone service like 118118? 77 - hello is that 77 - yes i'd like some cake please
ARGH SCISSORS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)
# You have too many boxes:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
# oh they're not boxes
they're explosives :)
disclaimer - only bottles of gas for cookers! - oh and fireworks :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Too many boxes
with hazard signs on them...

And that hand scares me. Obviously a terror-wrist.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
double jointed thumb and 3 knuckles ftw! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)
# One of my favourite First Aid anecdotes
involves someone with very flexible hand joints like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:05, archived)
# explain please?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)
# A guy I knew had a dislocated finger, so I relocated it for him.
Only fair, since I'd dislocated it in the first place.

He'd been trying the "There's something on your shirt" trick and flicking people's noses. Very childish. I'd seen him doing this, so when he tried it on me, I didn't look down. I grabbed his finger and started bending it back.
He thought I'd get grossed out because his fingers bend back about 90 degrees.
He didn't know me that well. *bend* *bend* *pop* "You've dislocated my finger!" "Ok, give it here." *grab* *shove* *relocate* "Ow!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
my fingers don't bend backwards at all!
when ppl give a "firm" handshake my little finger knuckle pops under the next knuckle along, oh and my thumb is double jointed and can reach out the otherside of my hand (as shown in the pictures)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Burn the witch!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:04, archived)
# WARNING : witch maybe hard to see in darkness
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I wonder if people ever actually formed mobs with flaming torches and pitchforks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)
# They've been phased out
with the introduction of street lighting and baseball bats.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Too subtle for me i'm afraid.
Replaced the baton with something?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)
# A piece of string
Ghosty can be very subtle sometimes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Not when I fart:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Strange, he told me outright his feelings for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)
# He was saying that running with scissors made you faster
orig
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Ah i see, i just got here, so i haven't scrolled down much yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)
# It's over rated:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:06, archived)
# He's changed the sponsorship on the USA uniform
It was Adidas. Very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] a munge full of caricatures
some twitbrussel willisarthur fonzarelli
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# that looks like the mekon...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# it's
brussel willis
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Tony Blackburn
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a Barackature!
(geet Oh the hilarity, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# But now he looks like someone else!
Oh maaaan.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Did someone burn your neck?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# You appear to fat and upset, online.
Please don't drag your upset into new threads, there's a dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# splinter, eye etc.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I didn't like it :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Skug set fire to my shoelaces and all my shoes went up :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Yays
Look! You found someone on b3ta who'll talk to you!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# You!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# He actually looks a lot like Joe Biden
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# ooh, yes...
Quick, white him up!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# It IS him!
President is also Vice. Conspiracy! GET DEKION IN HERE NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I appear to missed today's wagon
on account of not actually being here today

©SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Often, when you're not here
Things happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# SERIOUSLY?!?
I must resign from work immediately! I spent all day selecting the zoo's new postcards from my image database as well given it hasn't been done since the nineties, I felt kind of important, especially given I slipped in quite a few of my photos :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# You may work with monkeys.
But at least you are one of the important ones ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I prefer our birds of prey to be honest, they do stuff like stay still :)


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(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# What a gorgeous chap
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Solo, our Kestrel
who is simply gorgeous to photograph on account of such wonderful coloration, I used an 85mm f/1.2 on that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Bloody lovely
and Desktopped. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Nice photo.
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Kestrel?
I'm thinking Kestrel ( or sparrow hawk my head is major stressed today ) but if I'm wrong you have to forgive me seeing as I got the coatimundi in seconds ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# You are a knowledgeable chap, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# yes! In your face Attenborough!
I am blessed to live in an area which supports quite a few pairs of Kestrels.
We had a fox in the garden before Christmas and it was refreshing to see a big, healthy dog fox and not the mange-ridden skeletons I'm used to running over in Shepherd's Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)
# The foxes my neck of the woods tend to be of the mange-ridden skeleton type
sad, pathetic looking creatures
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Fox, best animal ever!
Love them. Although a kestrel is certainly on the list.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I love you :)
I shall email this to Mark, who's hand this is
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# It's a lovely photo, tell him he's got a nice gloved hand - from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)
# He also runs the European stud book for Birds of Prey for zoological and private collections
that's quite a hand there
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Ooh impressive :D
I run the european stud book for nothing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)
# ahh a common kestral
clever things thye see in ultraviolet light and look great in ray bans
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)
# That bird looks very familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I've posted a few of Solo before :)
It's kind of hard not to given he is so lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)
# That's true.
I do like the picture you took of me and Phil with him.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)
# You guys were lovely
all well matey?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Yeah, not too bad.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Breaking my toe over Christmas didn't help
but that's healing nicely :)

And feel free to drop by again, Red Pandas are back at Easter
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Ah, that's a bugger.
I'll certainly pop round next time I'm in London, not sure when that'll be though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# That's the London zoo elephant house in the background!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Once, someone posted a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# i've been mostly lurking
and i appear to have missed it too
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Hello mate
Been trying to get in touch with my man with the wheels all week; outrageously he appears to have gone on holiday, the fiend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# that's outrageous
how's the foot ?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Getting there mate
and a lot less painful, all well with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# dandy sir
was meant to comment the other day, illustrated above, on how i love the way that camera of yours really throws the background of an image into complete zero depth of field obscurity, lovely effect. also *applauds photographer
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Prime lens' tend to do that
The 85mm f/1.2 is a legend for the background blur or Bokeh
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)
# it is a lovely effect
like i said i really noticed it in some of the cat pic's

jahled's pussy pics, as nearly seen in last week's newsletter
www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/sets/72157612674844458/
mine are the rest of the collection, the not as good ones.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Lots of yours were fantastic
I still envy your ability on the day to do stuff like bend or lie on the ground close up with those wonderful guys, without wreathing in pain
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)
# i did offer to help you up again
take comfort because at my age i won't be doing it for much longer, nurse where's my zimmer ??
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Munny?

pea für comp
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# pea for compo? woo
Is it a cheeky one too?

edit: wtf, is it speak German hour or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# *sigh
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# NOBODY CARES EXCEPT YOUR LITTLE GAY GANG
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# cliques lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Are you my little gay gang?
I've never had a gay gang before and i think it's be great especially if they could sing in close harmony.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# You wouldn't believe how close in harmony they sing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# They're not flat then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
#
shhhhhhhh. Grown ups talking
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# You're doing the snob thing again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# ssssssssh
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Are you retarded?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# now now
I know it's past your beddybyes and we;re grumpy wumpy but be a good child and shhhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# oh man, you're such a failure.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# shush now.
I know your all tired and your getting all angry-wangry from the lack of attention but you'll just have to play with your stickle bricks until the real people have finish what they're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)
# You're a bit thick too eh?
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Dave, hate to point it out but you're doing yourself no favours at this moment in time
no matter who may be right here. (Right... heh.)
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# All this over a paintscribble :-(((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Yeah, that won't swing it either.
Step away from the thread!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# BLAH BLAH BLAH
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# WHY CANT YOU ALL JUST GET ALONG
/;_; blog
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# LEAVE DAVE TROUSER ALOONE!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Now you know what we said about playing nice with the other children.
Does your mummy know you're on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# What an aggravating, patronising childminder.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Well he does act like a prattling child.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)
# quiet man!
or the grown ups will find you!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Sexymeats
GO MING GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha
*joins gang*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# *gangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# 1000 posts!
^^^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# YES!
Oh man, does that mean I am on my way to being a REAL PERSON?

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# in a new thread?
YOU'RE FIRED!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# *RAGE*
*UPSET*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# that does it!
*sets fire to your shoe laces* mwhahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# OH MAN!
Those were £5!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# that'll learn ya!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Robbie doesn't know what he's missing
(yartek branched the timeline on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
he's humping angels instead
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# He's on the ground with his arse in the air waiting for a gust of wind
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# A gust of wind you say?
I suppose it beats the usual of having Jonathan Wilkes ride him home on the ring road.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha
cannot unthink :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I am really proud of my picture, is it OK if I post it again?

Please don't repost your picture as a new message. If everybody on the board decided to repost their old pictures then there would be no room left for any new stuff. If you didn't get the reaction you hoped for the first time, then don't be disheartened - it's just the nature of the board and something we have to live with.

If you really want to show people your hard work again, you could try these:

* Post your image as a relevant reply to another picture. "That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made..."
* Use your B3ta profile as a showcase for your best work.
* Make an image gallery and link to it when you post new pictures. "If you like this, then look at my other work here..."

Just remember that there is limited space on the board and it's a bit rude to push somebody else's picture into the archive in order to post a picture that has already had it's chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)
# You're repeating yourself, which wastes far more space.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I am sorry Pasanonic
He gets excited. We're trying to find him a play group.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# haha, keep bumming him, go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# shhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Are you trying to be JMG in this repetition?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# shhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Terrible - think of all the board space you're wasting with this bitterness?
Won't you let it go, or do I have to post another 100% image?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# You missed about running with scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# everyone knows you run faster with scissors
I'm surprised they haven't incorporated them into shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# yay for pea, b for boosh
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Happy birthday


The Mac is 25 years old today
(protocoldroid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Jane looks a bit special
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Yays
*runs off to play Cosmo Osmo*

Best Apple came evah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Yay for people who can't work a pc
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# puuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnngggg
*wakes up*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I'm rather happy with mine
I've found it a billion times more reliable than all the PC's i've used, plus it looks groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)

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