(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:23,
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Product placement became common in the 1980s, but can be traced back to the nineteenth century in publishing.
By the time he published the adventure novel, Around the World in Eighty Days the French writer Jules Verne was a world renowned literary giant to the extent transport and shipping companies lobbied to be mentioned in the story as it was published in serial form. The first company to land such a deal was the Fucking Shitty Magnet Company Inc.
/edit: cheers!
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:52,
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happy birthday!
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:54,
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(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:59,
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Joyeaux Anniversaire!
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:00,
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bless you, you cute little man
hb
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:02,
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i presume your older than me, so enjoy them while they last you silly old fart
:)
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:04,
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Who knew there were brands of cement!!!
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:10,
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There is no one more smug than he:
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:23,
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That he is.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:25,
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:27,
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is that a croissant or one of your many disgusting indigenous grubs?
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:28,
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It is a stimulated grub, fashioned in the shape of a croissant for his daily breakfast.
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:30,
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hahah
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:32,
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I love your sketches. Spot on as always!
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:35,
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ta, 4 mins for that one btw.
julia and kev took 25. stupid cow, still not happy with her nose.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:37,
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It'll take a while, but with the way that she's been picking it of late, it'll be easier to draw her nostrils
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:40,
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i wanted her just to be a nose and a mullet, but it didn't work.
edit: Something like this:
whatdaya reckon sfw? or not?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:43,
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Stick her in a Holden Ute, filled with VB Cans and with a meat pie stuffed in her face.
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:45,
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r0fls will do! have done!!
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:48,
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She must be in Penrith!
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:59,
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well, it's one day of the year that she'd be scorching hot...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:02,
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Arf! only in temperature. The only other time was when she entered a Tandoori Oven in Blacktown and came out smothered in chilli
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:04,
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pwhoar, bet ruddy boy had the trots that night...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:07,
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He certainly did, that randy little man
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:15,
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Hey Kevin - let's go to Tasmania!
Lol
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:49,
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Pfffft!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:53,
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Yea but you need to zoom in... NING BOARD!
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:19,
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indeed!
Now hurry up with the cash smug bastard.
(stevepetmonkeyall your cake are belong to me,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:34,
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What rhymes with Recession..
For you Uk b3tans.. that's the Aussie PM
(Squishtasticis having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:02,
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DANCE RUDDY BOY!! AND GIMME MORE MONEY!!
need's more recession we had to have :P
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:05,
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Stimulus package..
is actually a codeword for more porn. YAY!
(Squishtasticis having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:09,
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i'll give you stimulus package!1!!1!
MORE MONEY FOR STUDENTS!!
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:19,
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I'm actually quite excited by the idea
I mean, it's all just opportunistic pandering (just like any other politician would do) and it could be better spent on infrastructure but as a single white employed male I've never been offered free money by the government before.
Well, I say free money when it's taxes the next generation will pay but I still want my nine fiddy.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:31,
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Yes it should be spent on Infrastructure. Your 100% spot on.
But the Govt hasn't realised that stimulus packages in other countries haven't worked, especially in Japan
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:35,
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Their WWII stimulus package worked a treat
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:36,
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Nope.
That was the Korean War stimulus package. Not joke.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:38,
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We need to murder people in the countries that are stealing our industries
Loads of easy computing jobs have gone to india. India makes me EXTREMELY ill.
(munzorin the jungle,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:41,
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VIMOD DISAGREES
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:42,
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Vimod works twice as hard for half the money
Vimod makes us look bad
(munzorin the jungle,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:44,
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It's the curry that makes you ill.
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:50,
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^this, go for the butter chicken or something.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:51,
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no its the water, and the dust and all the food
and the pollution, it fucking burns my eyes
(munzorin the jungle,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:54,
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The one where they gave everyone heaps of money?
I didn't spend a lot of time reading about it.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:41,
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Economy only recovered with the need for an air base.
And parts supply point for the war(s) against communism.
Recovered is odd term as Japan's pre WWII economy was not really anything to speak of. From a modern perspective.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:46,
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I'm talking about the time they gave everyone government bonds
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:50,
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Ah, that one.
Yes. I see. That did work out in some ways. There was some movement of funds from cold assets. Postal savings converted to corp bond in tag-along. Hard to say if it was a or the factor. Ownership rules for foreign investment changed at that time too. FUCK YOU, NOW MY BRAIN IS NOT ON IMAGES!!!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:54,
archived)
MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT SLAP BASS SOME MORE
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:01,
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SEE BELOW
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:03,
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True, Germany's pre-war stimulus worked also.
"Absolute stimulus comes from the barrel of a gun"....
edit: but for modern day Japan, there packages haven't revived their economy.
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:39,
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We need solid moar export industry like Rolls Royce
Moar jobs for engineering students like me
(munzorin the jungle,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:38,
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I got the $1000 chirstmas one as well. And as intended I spent it on a laptop
whether that actually does anything to stimulate the economy or not I don't know.
I want my $950 because a couple of days ago my dole got cut because my course isn't youth allowance approved. what am i supposed to do for money for the next month before my scholarship kicks in? *grumble grumble* I CAN BEARLY PAY FOR BOOZE :'(
meanwhile gillard is a bitch to draw :( took ages.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:41,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:42,
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desperate times call for desperate measures
(munzorin the jungle,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:43,
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2%?
Fucking hell. Also there would be import fees.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:44,
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My cat can do better than 2%
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:52,
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(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:26,
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that horrifying
(munzorin the jungle,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:30,
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Ohhh, nice.
Some real horror in there.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:31,
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That collection's great.
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:31,
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also
why is every bass guitar demo on youtube someone playing fucking slap bass. there must be millions of men sitting in wait for slap bass to become relevant once more.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:53,
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Ohhh, I like these boys.
Thanks.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:29,
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I like these
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:14,
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*steals*
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:39,
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YES!!!!! DANCE YOU BASTARD!
WOO FOR LOCAL CONTENT.
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:24,
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Bluesky mining.
Pay dirt is a finger away. By dirt I mean air, of course.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:39,
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what a rude woman.
she won't be invited here soon.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:55,
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Someone should lock her up and then have the key thrown away. Maybe that Fritzl guy in Austria....
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:00,
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bad politicians: you will be awarded to crazy people should your policies fail us.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:04,
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Oh good!
That would penguin be just perfect for me, penguin.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:13,
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the system would sort itself out in a generation or two.
but for a while i'd love to look at the humiliated type-a assholes as they're led about on bits of string by people who are busy picking cigarette butts out of their armpits.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:18,
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id do her
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:13,
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Don't do it! You'll be sorry...
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 7:26,
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yea but who's the guy in the jumper?
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:58,
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(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 5:47,
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what was it about? water?
water's pretty uneventful unless you add in fish and stuff.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 5:47,
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it was bill murray as a sad jacque cousteau type charecter who just discovered his son and was losing his money and was trying to find the shark who killes his best friend esteban.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 5:11,
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HOW IS BABBY GOT HUGE NOB?????????????
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 5:09,
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I thought it was a baby penis too!
the baby then knew why he was named Tripod
(Squishtasticis having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 5:17,
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hah
i watched Raising Arizona tonight, now i want a baby. just to play with for a couple hours, before it starts shitting and crying, then i'll give it back.
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 5:17,
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boy, you got a panty on your head.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 5:24,
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may i hire your bird?
there are a few thousand babbies here i'd like to see eaten by him.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 5:10,
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Also, how is last.fm? I checked out Raccoo-oo-oon and thought they were good.
(elephant riderproperty shark sighted!,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:36,
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No, I was kidnapped by drug-crazed dwarfs. They wanted me for a leader. I politely declined, but they wouldn't have it. We all got high together, and now here I am.
Last.fm is good - I'm glad you liked Raccoo-oo-oon! I'm just playing 'My Recommendations' at the moment.
(elephant riderproperty shark sighted!,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:35,
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this is ridiculous. people don't wear onions.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:37,
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The French do
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:49,
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french aren't people, they're trees.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:51,
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would!!!
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:43,
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Silly Antipodean, only kebabs for you.
(elephant riderproperty shark sighted!,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:45,
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badly wrapped ones i hope
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:48,
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With lashings of hommus!
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:49,
archived)
dribbling out of the badly wrapped kebab.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:50,
archived)
Patty's looking a little wide these days.
Pffft and arf.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 2:10,
archived)
Why thankyou
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 3:05,
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hi! we're austrian.
for xmas i gave some friends about 35 cds, mostly stuff i had duplicate copies of or had stopped listening to. a couple of the cds didn't have covers so i drew them with my left hand and crayoned them all pretty-like. here's the other one.
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:54,
archived)
hahahaha
is she looking at a spacking gif?
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:54,
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haha I have no idea
p.s top singin' :D
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:55,
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pfft cheers
I'm tearing the arse out of it a bit by still having it in my sig...
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:59,
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i fucking hate that ad with a passion
Its just cadburys looking on youtube, seeing the latest 'cool' video (the japanese guy with the face electrodes), and then spunking billions of quid into doing a 'cool' ad that has nothing to do with the product they are advertising.
The pepsi max ripoff of the matrix ping pong thing springs to mind
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:56,
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I'm still dumbfounded they didn't go for Chocolate Rain
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:01,
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People obviously don't want to think of pakis while their eating chocolate.
Is that behind or beyond the line? I can never quite tell with racist based irony. Because it's still essentially using racist terms.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:05,
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really?...just..wow
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:06,
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but cadbury's is made in BERRRRRMINNAM
No shortage of said people there. Oh god - youve dragged me into your racist/ ironically racist dilemma too!
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:10,
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I think ironic jokes require irony you filthy wop.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:11,
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Irony is down to reading, so I can't really be held responsible for your ignorance.
EDIT: I also just remembered that wop is actually a slur against italians, because I always associate it with Armando Iannucci who is scottish and thus with scottish people. Thus I thought you were being clever, which should have rung alarm bells to begin with.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:14,
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and flaunting ignorance is always a good thing
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:18,
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it makes tv executives rich
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:43,
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haha, what utter nonsense
where did you get that idea, wee man? Irony is a writing technique, and is in the majority of cases objectively, rather than subjectively, sardonic or counter-intuitive.
The audience often knows when someone is being ironic, not because they contrive to understand it that way, but because the style conveys irony. Your statement contained no irony.
But then, I can't be held responsible for blah blah internet insult.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:21,
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So I still don't understand how this works then, when I go serious its dull but when you do it its so funny colons uncontrollably burst with shit?
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:30,
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sorry, i don't speak italian
in english please.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:33,
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I'd scarcely say you speak English either besides a few incoherent drunken sexual threats.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:37,
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that's nice dear
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:40,
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No, I'M going to have the last word!
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:43,
archived)
don't bring a knife to a gun fight
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:15,
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(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:20,
archived)
dayglo bashtardsh
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:25,
archived)
You'll run faster with this.
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:32,
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They are usually shit as well as irrelevent too. I'm sorry but that honda advert is not good, it's good for something on youtube maybe but it's not exactly a brilliant cinematic short or anything.
I'd scarcely say that that video invented the idea of melting chocolate with a hairdryer....
If it had happened really really slowly with close up shots then I might have said they'd stolen it. But there's no depressing music. NO DEPRESSING MUSIC!
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:14,
archived)
(actual) LOL
Frickin ace.
Its the shot of them vomiting on her meal with her looking 'ah, well' that makes it.
Shes pretty!
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:54,
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PUKANSA
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:54,
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Smug Bob
...is a Twunty Nuckfutt
(Evil_Tedis collecting wooden giblets,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:50,
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i just don't hold American sitcoms in high regard, i think they are often dragged on for too long and they get tired very quickly. They also try to bring in human drama and have some sort of moral to the story, which annoys me. Finally, they don't have the wit or satire evident in Blackadder or Yes Minister, two of the finest sitcom series ever made.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:55,
archived)