I swore I wouldn't post in this compo....
To hell with that.
A response to this: www.b3ta.com/board/9207653
Is anyone nor RISing?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:25,
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A response to this: www.b3ta.com/board/9207653
Is anyone nor RISing?
I was just at barry's 60th birthday
hence the spilled headwax.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 13:29,
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2? i didn't even see the first one!
blimey its morning on a sunday... what am i doing up?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:41,
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I wasn't aware of the poker incident
but I am now; very good.
(you need an additional frame where Wittgenstein flounces off because Popper gives a sarcastic answer to one of his questions)
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:18,
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(you need an additional frame where Wittgenstein flounces off because Popper gives a sarcastic answer to one of his questions)
karl and Ludwig
No idea how you came up with this, but it's brilliant, obscure, and offensive to the Wittgenstein Cultists everywhere--yay!
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 15:04,
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Will you have some cake?
It has cocaine in it! No, not cocaine - that other thing. Raisins!
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:16,
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I Love Coffee...
Best of all the morning drinks!
* I also haz JaffaCakes for breakfast.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:32,
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* I also haz JaffaCakes for breakfast.
i like this because
i literally just watched the film
plus it is good
well done
*clicks*
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Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:06,
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plus it is good
well done
*clicks*
It all began with an idea to censor regular photos in strange places
I've done some before. One was a group photo where the hand of one of the people had a black block on it. Makes you wonder what's happening there.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:45,
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I've done some before. One was a group photo where the hand of one of the people had a black block on it. Makes you wonder what's happening there.
please link this, i can still see the stiff, throbbing mast.
uh oh, bedtime.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:46,
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Why is it always censored in your images?
NING BOARD. What shall I spaz up today?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:02,
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NING BOARD. What shall I spaz up today?
NING
Why don't you flip a coin, and do either:
1: an animation of a bum morphing into a mub.
2: a drawing of space farmers in space, harvesting space crops on the largest satellite of Uranus, in space
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:05,
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Why don't you flip a coin, and do either:
1: an animation of a bum morphing into a mub.
2: a drawing of space farmers in space, harvesting space crops on the largest satellite of Uranus, in space
Thanks - I will get right to it.... I thing I will do number 1.
* What is abum mub?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:16,
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* What is a
I was hoping you'd demonstrate what a mub was in your image
Because I have no idea
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:26,
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Because I have no idea
I've gone and did that...
www.b3ta.com/board/9207954
* What next?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:51,
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* What next?
That's what you get
when you don't wear leathers on your soda michael.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 12:19,
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mmm, raw steak coffee.
*sells idea to Starbucks*
fixed the wii a bit....
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:34,
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fixed the wii a bit....
Sheeesh, what a bunch of cunts
blah blah blah
Frank Zappa's Jones Crusher springs to mind...
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:15,
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Frank Zappa's Jones Crusher springs to mind...
It's their whole system, alas.
Over 50 million(US) lawsuit for a pair of pants.
And that was a judge!
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:27,
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And that was a judge!
I feel like the world is getting hi-jacked by lawyers sometimes
I recognise that some people might get into a situation where they need a lawyer, but a lot of the lawyers are just out there to create situations in which they are needed.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:30,
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I recognise that some people might get into a situation where they need a lawyer, but a lot of the lawyers are just out there to create situations in which they are needed.
It's the lack of social feedback, if you ask me.
I'm not quite to postbear's stage... yet.
My suggestion would be abandoning them each
on desert islands. Only there are too few of those
on this planet to make that a viable solution.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:39,
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My suggestion would be abandoning them each
on desert islands. Only there are too few of those
on this planet to make that a viable solution.
I was thinking along the same lines
only to reserve one special island for them all, where they can litigate the fuck out of each other. A juridical battle royale, if you will. The winner will be executed.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:44,
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this is what assassinations are for.
srsly, just kill about two dozen of the lawyers and executives, that'll solve that problem.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:40,
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Fuck TV, now there is the internet, I can surf hundred of web pages and interact with lots of insightful contents.
I can even send paperless letters ( I think they call them electronic mails). There is a lot yet to discover, a friend of mine told that there is a website where you can watch videos of all kinds. He said that you can even give them your videos and they will put them on their website, but he talk an infinite deal of nothing. Ok, the internet is something modern, but that is sci-fi.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:25,
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qwiif.
i would not start a thread with this, so it's going in yours.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:44,
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i would not start a thread with this, so it's going in yours.
i had to explain queefing to a bunch of highschool kids' parents once.
it was interesting.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:50,
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Should have just let them play it. Mind you, level 9 is a tough one.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:13,
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haha, yours is better than mine. compo it, we'll qwiif the winners' circle.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:17,
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HAHA!
Bah! I don't think anyone from the gayshift has placed
higher than 8th since the popular function was added.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:39,
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higher than 8th since the popular function was added.
That is a sad picture.
Sad mostly because she has not followed up on it.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:47,
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Yeah, and what is she going to do with it if he does kick the bucket?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:17,
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she'll alter it to:
I'M GONNA KILL YOU
GRAY ROMANO CHEESE
VENDORS. I REQUIRE
FRESH PASTA TOPPINGS.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:47,
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GRAY ROMANO CHEESE
VENDORS. I REQUIRE
FRESH PASTA TOPPINGS.
This will imply a lowering of her pance I'm not sure I am going to be comfortable with
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:58,
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this exactly how dean martin saw his reflection
the pisshead bastard.
lovely as per, sir:D
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:37,
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lovely as per, sir:D
Hahahaha!
I heard him on the radio the other day . . . what a voice
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:26,
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That makes me want a drink, but am to lazy to go to the pub.
AAU
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:38,
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I fucking hate Dean Martin.
I worked in an Italian restaurant where they had a CD of his hits on repeat.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:41,
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WOW~!
This is just great!
it's 9:oo pm here now in BC Canada!
and the board always dies just when
i'm starting to get active! :|
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:00,
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it's 9:oo pm here now in BC Canada!
and the board always dies just when
i'm starting to get active! :|
ok so there are some CA here!
I'm in Pitt Meadows!
not try'n to down on the people
here just noticed it's slow! :|
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:06,
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not try'n to down on the people
here just noticed it's slow! :|
I should still be in canada :(
ho hum.. twas lovely while I was there though :)
EDIT: I wasl also in BC inna lil place called Golden :)
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:12,
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EDIT: I wasl also in BC inna lil place called Golden :)
Cool.
Night gets slow, yes. Couple of other Kunukistani here,
postbear hangs in Ontario somewhere(assorted locations)
for example. I usually just pearoast until the 'ning'ing starts.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:18,
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postbear hangs in Ontario somewhere(assorted locations)
for example. I usually just pearoast until the 'ning'ing starts.
fuckville, mostly, but i also have a summer cottage in the valley of stench.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:21,
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bah, i've been to your patch of squalour. you are replete with stenches.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:38,
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True. And the ever present smell of urine is a landmark of Vancouver.
Over half a million people and less than 200 public washrooms
makes this town a constant river of piss.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:42,
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makes this town a constant river of piss.
isn't there a pissoir locator on the 'net?
i recall such a thing existing.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:52,
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do the people who pretend to be staues class as mimes
or are they of a different breed.
either way they mildly freak me out. although I'm more freaked by the thought process that lead them to the conclusion thatthat is what they want to do with their lives.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:47,
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either way they mildly freak me out. although I'm more freaked by the thought process that lead them to the conclusion thatthat is what they want to do with their lives.
and what about the people who pretend to be store mannequins?
those are freaky dude
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:50,
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i dont have any original motivationals, but i did see a real life LOLcar a few weeks ago
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:02,
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Need to jack that fucker up a full meter or more and add spinners.
But that could be a dealer option along with the pool and SatRadio.
Arf.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:35,
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Arf.
I approve of all of this.
There's a sound I want to make, but my keyboard only has letters on it. :(
Nguew. That's the sound.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:39,
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Nguew. That's the sound.
Saw it, and will have to give a dual one a go too at some point.
Looks great.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:47,
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DBS went walkies thru the tables.
Might even be cron'ed for sunday mornings
rather than a barfing. But that's just guesses.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:45,
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rather than a barfing. But that's just guesses.
i didn't know you were a ginger.
before your hair turned grey then fell out.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:42,
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Don't worry. It's only temporary.
But it is too bad we can't freely light cars on fire. It would be so soothing.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:53,
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I did it once.
Shit, I only just realized that. In fact it was a Pontiac Tempest. Haha.
My exciting days are mostly behind me. I sit here with a migraine. I'm off to bed. Waaaah. Fuck.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:42,
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My exciting days are mostly behind me. I sit here with a migraine. I'm off to bed. Waaaah. Fuck.
*looks up Wittgenstein on Wikipedia*
HA HA HA I GET THIS JOKE!
*looks round*
*hopes nobody realises he's an uneducated pleb who's never heard of Wittgenstein*
*realises people can read these bits*
Oops :(
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:31,
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*looks round*
*hopes nobody realises he's an uneducated pleb who's never heard of Wittgenstein*
*realises people can read these bits*
Oops :(
The evening began at the gentlemen's club, where we were discussing Witgenstein over a game of Backgammon
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:32,
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at school together
rich gay jew with rich family who dominated the town. Right wing father resented this. Son followed dad.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:38,
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So it's all Wittgenstein's fault
because he was rich and gay and had Jewish heritage (but was brought up Roman Catholic)?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:40,
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I blame YOU
for Hitler.
and Wikipedia says "Despite his paternal grandparents' conversion to Protestantism, the Wittgenstein children were baptized as Roman Catholics—the faith of their maternal grandmother—and Ludwig was given a Roman Catholic burial upon his death."
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:42,
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and Wikipedia says "Despite his paternal grandparents' conversion to Protestantism, the Wittgenstein children were baptized as Roman Catholics—the faith of their maternal grandmother—and Ludwig was given a Roman Catholic burial upon his death."
Again according to Wikipedia
His father's parents, Hermann Christian and Fanny Wittgenstein (who was a first cousin of the violinist Joseph Joachim), were born into Jewish families but later converted to Protestantism
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:45,
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That's fine. I understand.
you can only belong to one religious cult at a time.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:46,
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Or divine bigamy
Judaism was not always a monotheistic religion. You could just hang out with whatever God was being cool that week technically. Like maybe Vishnu is being kind of cunt because his new girlfriend makes him act like a jerk so you just call up Tao and ask if he wanted to go play beer pong at some Zoroastrian angel's house party.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:04,
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Hang on a sec.
You yourself are proudly right-wing, Mr H, and you don't care who knows it.
How do you manage/sleep?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:43,
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How do you manage/sleep?
Oh god, IVV can see the future.
*keeps eyes tightly shut for several decades*
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:01,
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happy b3taday, mohafa!
NSFW
God edit: Clearly not work safe, please stop doing this.
urgh, as bad as this is, you don't want to see the sourcepics!
edit: sorry god! and i can't believe you clicked that, you dirties!
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:19,
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God edit: Clearly not work safe, please stop doing this.
urgh, as bad as this is, you don't want to see the sourcepics!
edit: sorry god! and i can't believe you clicked that, you dirties!
Educated guess:
What the shuddering fuck are you bangin' on about?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:31,
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You prefer shuddering
Horrible likes shitting.
Let's celebrate the diversity!
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:41,
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Let's celebrate the diversity!
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING WIN!!
and happy someday mofahahahaha
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:21,
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YOU TYPO'D LAMEFACE. YOU MEANT "SWEETHEART". I'LL FORGIVE YOU THIS ONCE.
I am good. Tempted to shoot some zombies. How r u?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:28,
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No, I definitely didn't mean sweetheart.
*shrug*
Sounds good. I'm good. I just ate diunner. My friend is over.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:29,
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Sounds good. I'm good. I just ate diunner. My friend is over.
Everyone's so nasty. I know you MEAN IT LOVINGLY >:(
But her. She's full of pestilence and contempt.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:42,
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That's what I was singing
You fuzz and gooooo, you fuzz and go!
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:11,
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Why hello there Mr Lizard.
what have I missed, other than b3ta being a massive internet billboard for Nintendo?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:12,
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Oh god it was terrible
The Great Architect killed Rob with a pun, but Happy Toast was arrested for the crime :(
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:16,
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I thought that was only on wii b3ta?
oh fuck me! has wii b3ta.com/board been done yet?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:18,
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Hey Mr Lizard, you wonderful wizard
Blast me into space with your magical gizzard.
\o/
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:19,
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\o/
Even though you posted and compoed it twice, and spammed it?
Which is, ya know... naughty?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:59,
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Limes, limes, the musical fruit
(should really have made it Sign O' the Limes, but ah well)
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:59,
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(should really have made it Sign O' the Limes, but ah well)
This is no problem
He has a very nice arse. As demonstrated by one of his milestone posts.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:07,
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You need to put <img src="that link"> for it to show on the board.
And it's not a bad picture, so i would.
Make sure you use the edit button though.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:47,
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Make sure you use the edit button though.
There are actually games that look like bubblewrap
and you get to pop it. Fun, eh?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:52,
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Sometimes we pop, sometimes we pffff,
Sometimes we love, sometimes we ffff.
*clix*
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:54,
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*clix*
GCSE Music in 1989 seemed to be a matter of who could play Jean-Michel Jarre tunes fastest on cheap shitty electronic keyboards.
*a pity, cos I would've liked to've done music*
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:27,
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*a pity, cos I would've liked to've done music*
I haven't asked the beer how he is, cos I haven't seen him.
Winter + smoking ban = offie only.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:41,
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IVV, I'm positively glowing.
But that might just be 'cos you said hello.
*smarms*
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:34,
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*smarms*
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