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[challenge entry] Super Hudson River Crash
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# haha
clicky
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I swore I wouldn't post in this compo....
To hell with that.
A response to this: www.b3ta.com/board/9207653



Is anyone nor RISing?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck Barry!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Gah! Mimes!
woo.

'ningles you bunch of b3tards.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Wii mime simulator...
Thats gotta bindun
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# C'MON BARRY!!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Who is this Barry you meme of?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# he's a barnacle
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# who fought a crab called gary
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# it was epic

image by dr. theopolis

COME ON BARRY!!!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# good times :D

(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I was just at barry's 60th birthday
hence the spilled headwax.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# 2? i didn't even see the first one!
blimey its morning on a sunday... what am i doing up?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I'm glad you did
that's great
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I wasn't aware of the poker incident
but I am now; very good.

(you need an additional frame where Wittgenstein flounces off because Popper gives a sarcastic answer to one of his questions)
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# karl and Ludwig
No idea how you came up with this, but it's brilliant, obscure, and offensive to the Wittgenstein Cultists everywhere--yay!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Ahhh gawan.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Yay drooly tea!

I like this
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# tea!
good plan :)
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)
# pffft
what a fine image to wake up to.

Woo!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Will you have some cake?
It has cocaine in it! No, not cocaine - that other thing. Raisins!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Mmmm... Chai...
Top notch.

*clicks*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Milk?
Ta!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I Love Coffee...
Best of all the morning drinks!

* I also haz JaffaCakes for breakfast.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# ha ha
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
nice.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# i like this because
i literally just watched the film

plus it is good
well done
*clicks*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# lolcensorship
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
# *SPANG*
you dirty pun-pirate
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# It all began with an idea to censor regular photos in strange places

I've done some before. One was a group photo where the hand of one of the people had a black block on it. Makes you wonder what's happening there.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# *wonders*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)
# FIST OF JUSTICE.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# i always thought one felched for that sort of thing....
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Arf!
*waits for pedantic wanker to say it's a boat*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# please link this, i can still see the stiff, throbbing mast.
uh oh, bedtime.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Nite pb.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# get off my grave, i'm not gone yet.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:51, archived)
# night night
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# ok, night-night time now.
see you all later.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Why is it always censored in your images?

NING BOARD. What shall I spaz up today?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# NING


Why don't you flip a coin, and do either:
1: an animation of a bum morphing into a mub.
2: a drawing of space farmers in space, harvesting space crops on the largest satellite of Uranus, in space
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Thanks - I will get right to it.... I thing I will do number 1.

* What is a bum mub?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I was hoping you'd demonstrate what a mub was in your image

Because I have no idea
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# OK...
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I've gone and did that...
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Unnecessary Censorship!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Has he been leaning on the barbecue?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# No..
..But he's got a big sausage up his bum!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Looks like gravel rash to me.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# That's what you get
when you don't wear leathers on your soda michael.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and this litle piggy went to war
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:09, archived)
# Seams like you have a bit of wii on your image
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)
# feathering it would imply
I wasn't lazy...
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:11, archived)
# I'm feathering my breakfast coffee
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Needs more tar
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Tartare, more like
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# mmm, raw steak coffee.
*sells idea to Starbucks*

fixed the wii a bit....
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Oui oui!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Last one before bed

G'night all
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)
# CYA
AAU
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:52, archived)
# o hai crazy, how are you?
'night.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Crazy? You want crazy?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:20, archived)
# Indeed they are.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Sheeesh, what a bunch of cunts
blah blah blah

Frank Zappa's Jones Crusher springs to mind...

(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:15, archived)
# It's their whole system, alas.
Over 50 million(US) lawsuit for a pair of pants.
And that was a judge!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# I feel like the world is getting hi-jacked by lawyers sometimes

I recognise that some people might get into a situation where they need a lawyer, but a lot of the lawyers are just out there to create situations in which they are needed.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)
# It's the lack of social feedback, if you ask me.
I'm not quite to postbear's stage... yet.

My suggestion would be abandoning them each
on desert islands. Only there are too few of those
on this planet to make that a viable solution.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# I was thinking along the same lines
only to reserve one special island for them all, where they can litigate the fuck out of each other. A juridical battle royale, if you will. The winner will be executed.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Slowly.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# With tiny forks
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# this is what assassinations are for.
srsly, just kill about two dozen of the lawyers and executives, that'll solve that problem.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:40, archived)
# is it rascist if you
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:08, archived)
# Fuck TV, now there is the internet, I can surf hundred of web pages and interact with lots of insightful contents.
I can even send paperless letters ( I think they call them electronic mails). There is a lot yet to discover, a friend of mine told that there is a website where you can watch videos of all kinds. He said that you can even give them your videos and they will put them on their website, but he talk an infinite deal of nothing. Ok, the internet is something modern, but that is sci-fi.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:25, archived)
# Apparently, you can even find brazilian fart porn.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:33, archived)
# BRAZILIAN FART PORN IS THE BEST
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:37, archived)
# that's disgusting.
you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
[challenge entry] qwiif.

i would not start a thread with this, so it's going in yours.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)
# PARP!!!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)
# i had to explain queefing to a bunch of highschool kids' parents once.
it was interesting.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
# Should have just let them play it. Mind you, level 9 is a tough one.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:13, archived)
# haha, yours is better than mine. compo it, we'll qwiif the winners' circle.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:17, archived)
# HAHA!
Bah! I don't think anyone from the gayshift has placed
higher than 8th since the popular function was added.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:39, archived)
# curse that hapless dayshift.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:55, archived)
# Woo!


(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Cameron had one, and it didn't do a bit of good.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
i certainly hope so.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)
# That is a sad picture.
Sad mostly because she has not followed up on it.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)
# Yeah, and what is she going to do with it if he does kick the bucket?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
# B.R.A.S.I.L.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# she'll alter it to:
I'M GONNA KILL YOU
GRAY ROMANO CHEESE
VENDORS. I REQUIRE
FRESH PASTA TOPPINGS.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# This will imply a lowering of her pance I'm not sure I am going to be comfortable with
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# this exactly how dean martin saw his reflection
the pisshead bastard.

lovely as per, sir:D
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# Haha hang on
I'll make a pisshead one
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)
# \o/
:D
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)
# you just broke my eyes
I demand refunds
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)
# apple vodka with an emphysema chaser, please.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I heard him on the radio the other day . . . what a voice

(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:26, archived)
# That makes me want a drink, but am to lazy to go to the pub.
AAU
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)
# I fucking hate Dean Martin.
I worked in an Italian restaurant where they had a CD of his hits on repeat.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)
# 'hits'.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# 'his'
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)
# 'haha'
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)
# 'maggots'
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:42, archived)
# no self-respecting fly would ever lay an egg on my carcass.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:56, archived)
# he's dead, you know.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# sunday mornings eh?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# LOL. Demotivating toap teim is it?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)
# WOW~!
This is just great!
it's 9:oo pm here now in BC Canada!
and the board always dies just when
i'm starting to get active! :|
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Where you at Fly?
I'm downtown Van, BTW.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:03, archived)
# ok so there are some CA here!
I'm in Pitt Meadows!

not try'n to down on the people
here just noticed it's slow! :|
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)
# I should still be in canada :(
ho hum.. twas lovely while I was there though :)

EDIT: I wasl also in BC inna lil place called Golden :)

(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)
# Cool.
Night gets slow, yes. Couple of other Kunukistani here,
postbear hangs in Ontario somewhere(assorted locations)
for example. I usually just pearoast until the 'ning'ing starts.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:18, archived)
# fuckville, mostly, but i also have a summer cottage in the valley of stench.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Posh bastard! We have to import our stench.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:24, archived)
# I like these things that you are doing.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# Thx.
Pedro Hin started it actually. I'm just playing along.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)
# bah, i've been to your patch of squalour. you are replete with stenches.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)
# True. And the ever present smell of urine is a landmark of Vancouver.
Over half a million people and less than 200 public washrooms
makes this town a constant river of piss.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# isn't there a pissoir locator on the 'net?
i recall such a thing existing.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)
# Most are gone now.
I blame George Michael.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:55, archived)
# not everybody does it, but everybody should.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)
# that is seriously frightening
seriously
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)
# yay
this means I win at life :D
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Clowns and mimes should be destroyed on sight.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:30, archived)
# mimes!?

/any excuse blog
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)
# *takes Stalin's advice*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)
# do the people who pretend to be staues class as mimes
or are they of a different breed.

either way they mildly freak me out. although I'm more freaked by the thought process that lead them to the conclusion thatthat is what they want to do with their lives.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)
# and what about the people who pretend to be store mannequins?
those are freaky dude
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
# haha win
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# i dont have any original motivationals, but i did see a real life LOLcar a few weeks ago
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:02, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:22, archived)
# if smart cars were made in the USOFA
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Need to jack that fucker up a full meter or more and add spinners.
But that could be a dealer option along with the pool and SatRadio.

Arf.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# no, you're the sofa.
i'm the chare.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# He's the knife!
And he's the waiter!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# o no we're stuck in a mutant game of clue.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# crikey
ginger mutants
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# This is an accurate representation
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)
# oh shit!
nice!!!
sqirlz?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
#

(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)
# I approve of all of this.
There's a sound I want to make, but my keyboard only has letters on it. :(

Nguew. That's the sound.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Nguew!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# That's a high pitched nguew.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)
# duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# i cracked this one out about 13 hours ago

(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# My mind can't process this.
Dynamic smugness.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# Saw it, and will have to give a dual one a go too at some point.
Looks great.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# BUHHHHH FUUHHRRRR HUUUUUUURRRRRRR.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# the board barfed for a while
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:31, archived)
# DBS went walkies thru the tables.
Might even be cron'ed for sunday mornings
rather than a barfing. But that's just guesses.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)
# they can't do that!
this is AMERICA!!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)
# raaaaaaaaar
fear inducing pimples
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:45, archived)
# FUHH FUHH FUHH FUHHH.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Criminey!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# errrr yes
19
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# i didn't know you were a ginger.
before your hair turned grey then fell out.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# AWWW FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Don't worry. It's only temporary.
But it is too bad we can't freely light cars on fire. It would be so soothing.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)
# CARBECUE TIME.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:57, archived)
# I did it once.
Shit, I only just realized that. In fact it was a Pontiac Tempest. Haha.

My exciting days are mostly behind me. I sit here with a migraine. I'm off to bed. Waaaah. Fuck.

(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# 'night night.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)
# Haha
saved me the trouble
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# it was your b3taday, i felt the need to give a gift.
:)
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Mommy's little monster.
Genius.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Bunny!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# wut?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:35, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ello fello nite 'ools
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# *looks up Wittgenstein on Wikipedia*
HA HA HA I GET THIS JOKE!

*looks round*
*hopes nobody realises he's an uneducated pleb who's never heard of Wittgenstein*
*realises people can read these bits*

Oops :(
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# The evening began at the gentlemen's club, where we were discussing Witgenstein over a game of Backgammon
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# hitler hated jews because of that cunt
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Explain, at great length.
And don't cop out by posting a link.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# at school together
rich gay jew with rich family who dominated the town. Right wing father resented this. Son followed dad.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# So it's all Wittgenstein's fault
because he was rich and gay and had Jewish heritage (but was brought up Roman Catholic)?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)
# clearly
Protestant, actually.
Edit: you are right.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I blame YOU
for Hitler.

and Wikipedia says "Despite his paternal grandparents' conversion to Protestantism, the Wittgenstein children were baptized as Roman Catholics—the faith of their maternal grandmother—and Ludwig was given a Roman Catholic burial upon his death."
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# then he was rich
gay and catholic and not jewish at all?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Again according to Wikipedia
His father's parents, Hermann Christian and Fanny Wittgenstein (who was a first cousin of the violinist Joseph Joachim), were born into Jewish families but later converted to Protestantism
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# That's fine. I understand.
you can only belong to one religious cult at a time.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Judaism is more than religion
it's heritage and culture too.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# this, but we won't discuss that with Zoot further.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# no more than catholicism or islam
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Except: no
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I do my best to belong to several
a bit like wine tasting
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Or divine bigamy
Judaism was not always a monotheistic religion. You could just hang out with whatever God was being cool that week technically. Like maybe Vishnu is being kind of cunt because his new girlfriend makes him act like a jerk so you just call up Tao and ask if he wanted to go play beer pong at some Zoroastrian angel's house party.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Hang on a sec.
You yourself are proudly right-wing, Mr H, and you don't care who knows it.
How do you manage/sleep?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I blame hitler
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# *wipes brow*
Phew! So do I.

(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I blame David Cameron
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I blame David Hitler
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Oh god, IVV can see the future.
*keeps eyes tightly shut for several decades*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Too bad he failed at every attempt at doing so.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# is it a duck? is it a rabbit?
no, just a philosopher.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# happy b3taday, mohafa!
NSFW
God edit: Clearly not work safe, please stop doing this.

urgh, as bad as this is, you don't want to see the sourcepics!

edit: sorry god! and i can't believe you clicked that, you dirties!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# WTSFAYBOA?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Educated guess:
What the shuddering fuck are you bangin' on about?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# shitting
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Ah.
I rather like shuddering, meself.

But there we go.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# You prefer shuddering
Horrible likes shitting.

Let's celebrate the diversity!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
You connosieuse minx, you.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING WIN!!
and happy someday mofahahahaha
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# You're fun, Postbear.
CONGARTS MOFOHAR.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# HEY GAYTARD
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# HEY, VAGINA.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# HOW ARE YOU DOING, LAMEFACE?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# YOU TYPO'D LAMEFACE. YOU MEANT "SWEETHEART". I'LL FORGIVE YOU THIS ONCE.
I am good. Tempted to shoot some zombies. How r u?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# No, I definitely didn't mean sweetheart.
*shrug*
Sounds good. I'm good. I just ate diunner. My friend is over.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# YOU DID MEAN IT.
STOMP.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# yea, but she didn't mean it for you
ugly fucking cunt
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Everyone's so nasty. I know you MEAN IT LOVINGLY >:(
But her. She's full of pestilence and contempt.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# NO I LOVE YOOU
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# FACESTOMPING IS NOT LOVE. I READ IT SOMEWHERE. IT MEANS HATE.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I'LL STOMP ON YOUR FACE, BITCHTITS.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Hahaha
It took me a second... :)
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# WE NEED A LINK PROLAPSEBEAR
THE GODS ARE FUCKING UP
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Wait, did you get modded for a link?
WFT B3TA
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)
# you're welcome you dirty man!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)
# cringeful
. . .
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# mr lizard
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Awww
Fuzzy chameleon!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:09, archived)
# fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy chameleon
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)
# That's what I was singing
You fuzz and gooooo, you fuzz and go!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)
# CHAIN IT TO A RADIATOR !
NOW !

(*is redexing, btw*)
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] wiiii
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Hahhah
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Why hello there Mr Lizard.
what have I missed, other than b3ta being a massive internet billboard for Nintendo?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)
# you must have missed
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# :D I have clicked but I aslo think:
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# You missed all the free sex!
It was awesome.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:15, archived)
# not again :(
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Oh god it was terrible
The Great Architect killed Rob with a pun, but Happy Toast was arrested for the crime :(
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# and DTH acted as DA
it was a bloodbath.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# was pasanonic the defence laywer?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# it was a fucking bloodbath
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# I thought that was only on wii b3ta?
oh fuck me! has wii b3ta.com/board been done yet?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# You can do it yourself.
Use my handy tutorial.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# tutorial for wii games or for /board?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Hey Mr Lizard, you wonderful wizard
Blast me into space with your magical gizzard.
\o/
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# HALLO THERE MISTER WIZARD.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Wii Firefighter (US edition)
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)
# That is a smug firefighter indeed!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:57, archived)
# yeah, but THIS should win the compo
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Even though you posted and compoed it twice, and spammed it?
Which is, ya know... naughty?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:59, archived)
# he aint called mr naughty for nothing
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:04, archived)
# what's wrong with it?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I suggest you check my previous posts
*sigh*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Is that walnut? or mahogany?
the smug bastad.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:04, archived)
# ooh top marks
it walnut veneer, butterfly.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:04, archived)
# megaphone apple-juggling is gonna be huge you know!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Needs more limes.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
#

(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
#

(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# These puns are terrible
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
#

(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHa
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)
# my mate steve's idea
class
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# top work
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Limes, limes, the musical fruit

(should really have made it Sign O' the Limes, but ah well)
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Debz!
....she's still a fave of mine.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# lol
:)
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] wiirap
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)
# personally speaking, I think this should win the compo
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# help
why is nought being displyed
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# That's cos you're a troll, innit?
:D
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# win the compo = end of joke
I need to lose the burden.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Or your pants
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:00, archived)
# This is no problem
He has a very nice arse. As demonstrated by one of his milestone posts.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:07, archived)
# ooh! Am I close to 34000?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)
# ah shit, just passed 33k. Dammit. Nudity will have to wait.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# ne' mind
gerrem orf!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# You need to put <img src="that link"> for it to show on the board.
And it's not a bad picture, so i would.

Make sure you use the edit button though.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# You can get a game for the iphone that is basically this
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Dactyl?
Man, i rule at dactyl.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# There are actually games that look like bubblewrap
and you get to pop it. Fun, eh?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Yay!
bubblewrap FTW!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Sometimes we pop, sometimes we pffff,
Sometimes we love, sometimes we ffff.

*clix*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] GCSE Music in 1989 seemed to be a matter of who could play Jean-Michel Jarre tunes fastest on cheap shitty electronic keyboards.


*a pity, cos I would've liked to've done music*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# bald fucker
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# you're drunk.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# no! is it saturday night?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# specky tit.
With 'issues'.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)
# well said
how is the beer?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I haven't asked the beer how he is, cos I haven't seen him.
Winter + smoking ban = offie only.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# and that
is why a million British pubs a day are closing
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Jean Michel Jarre burned my neck.
I didn´t like it.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# wait a second...
is he french??????????
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)
# 'lo Jamie
Y'alright?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# IVV, I'm positively glowing.
But that might just be 'cos you said hello.

*smarms*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)

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