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Super Hudson River Crash
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:54,
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Hahahaha
Excellent
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:05,
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haha
clicky
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halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 11:33,
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Cunt him in the fuck Barry!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:31,
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Gah! Mimes!
woo. 'ningles you bunch of b3tards.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:32,
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Wii mime simulator...
Thats gotta bindun
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:34,
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C'MON BARRY!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:34,
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Who is this Barry you meme of?
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:35,
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he's a barnacle
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:42,
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who fought a crab called gary
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:43,
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it was epic
image by dr. theopolis COME ON BARRY!!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:48,
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:D
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:51,
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good times :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:53,
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I was just at barry's 60th birthday
hence the spilled headwax.
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 13:29,
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2? i didn't even see the first one!
blimey its morning on a sunday... what am i doing up?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:41,
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I'm glad you did
that's great
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:46,
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I wasn't aware of the poker incident
but I am now; very good. (you need an additional frame where Wittgenstein flounces off because Popper gives a sarcastic answer to one of his questions)
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custard ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:18,
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karl and Ludwig
No idea how you came up with this, but it's brilliant, obscure, and offensive to the Wittgenstein Cultists everywhere--yay!
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Mrs.Fonebone ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 15:04,
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Ahhh gawan.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:05,
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Yay drooly tea!
I like this
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:06,
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tea!
good plan :)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:07,
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pffft
what a fine image to wake up to. Woo!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:10,
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Will you have some cake?
It has cocaine in it! No, not cocaine - that other thing. Raisins!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:16,
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Mmmm... Chai...
Top notch. *clicks*
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Butters and his titanium codsocket ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:18,
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Milk?
Ta!
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:26,
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I Love Coffee...
Best of all the morning drinks! * I also haz JaffaCakes for breakfast.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:32,
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hahaha
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:33,
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Hahahaha!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:45,
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ha ha
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:07,
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Hahahaha
nice.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:14,
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i like this because
i literally just watched the film plus it is good well done *clicks*
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the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent ,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:06,
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lolcensorship
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:42,
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*SPANG*
you dirty pun-pirate
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:43,
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It all began with an idea to censor regular photos in strange places
I've done some before. One was a group photo where the hand of one of the people had a black block on it. Makes you wonder what's happening there.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:45,
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*wonders*
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:49,
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FIST OF JUSTICE.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:49,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:50,
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i always thought one felched for that sort of thing....
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:52,
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Arf!
*waits for pedantic wanker to say it's a boat*
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:45,
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please link this, i can still see the stiff, throbbing mast.
uh oh, bedtime.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:46,
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Nite pb.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:48,
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get off my grave, i'm not gone yet.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:51,
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night night
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:50,
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ok, night-night time now.
see you all later.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:03,
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Why is it always censored in your images?
NING BOARD. What shall I spaz up today?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:02,
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NING
Why don't you flip a coin, and do either: 1: an animation of a bum morphing into a mub. 2: a drawing of space farmers in space, harvesting space crops on the largest satellite of Uranus, in space
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:05,
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Thanks - I will get right to it.... I thing I will do number 1.
* What is a bum mub?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:16,
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I was hoping you'd demonstrate what a mub was in your image
Because I have no idea
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:26,
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OK...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:32,
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I've gone and did that...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:51,
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Unnecessary Censorship!
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:13,
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Has he been leaning on the barbecue?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:26,
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No..
..But he's got a big sausage up his bum!
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:35,
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Looks like gravel rash to me.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:20,
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That's what you get
when you don't wear leathers on your soda michael.
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 12:19,
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...and this litle piggy went to war
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:09,
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Seams like you have a bit of wii on your image
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:10,
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feathering it would imply
I wasn't lazy...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:11,
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I'm feathering my breakfast coffee
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:16,
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Needs more tar
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:22,
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Tartare, more like
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:27,
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mmm, raw steak coffee.
*sells idea to Starbucks* fixed the wii a bit....
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:34,
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Oui oui!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:35,
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Hahahahaha
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 10:07,
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 11:06,
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Last one before bed
G'night all
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:47,
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CYA
AAU
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:52,
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o hai crazy, how are you?
'night.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:57,
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Crazy? You want crazy?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:20,
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Indeed they are.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:37,
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Sheeesh, what a bunch of cunts
blah blah blah Frank Zappa's Jones Crusher springs to mind...
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:15,
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It's their whole system, alas.
Over 50 million(US) lawsuit for a pair of pants. And that was a judge!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:27,
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I feel like the world is getting hi-jacked by lawyers sometimes
I recognise that some people might get into a situation where they need a lawyer, but a lot of the lawyers are just out there to create situations in which they are needed.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:30,
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It's the lack of social feedback, if you ask me.
I'm not quite to postbear's stage... yet. My suggestion would be abandoning them each on desert islands. Only there are too few of those on this planet to make that a viable solution.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:39,
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I was thinking along the same lines
only to reserve one special island for them all, where they can litigate the fuck out of each other. A juridical battle royale, if you will. The winner will be executed.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:44,
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Slowly.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:46,
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With tiny forks
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:52,
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this is what assassinations are for.
srsly, just kill about two dozen of the lawyers and executives, that'll solve that problem.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:40,
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is it rascist if you
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d d ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:08,
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Fuck TV, now there is the internet, I can surf hundred of web pages and interact with lots of insightful contents.
I can even send paperless letters ( I think they call them electronic mails). There is a lot yet to discover, a friend of mine told that there is a website where you can watch videos of all kinds. He said that you can even give them your videos and they will put them on their website, but he talk an infinite deal of nothing. Ok, the internet is something modern, but that is sci-fi.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:25,
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Apparently, you can even find brazilian fart porn.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:33,
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BRAZILIAN FART PORN IS THE BEST
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:37,
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that's disgusting.
you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:40,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:42,
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qwiif.
i would not start a thread with this, so it's going in yours.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:44,
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PARP!!!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:49,
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i had to explain queefing to a bunch of highschool kids' parents once.
it was interesting.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:50,
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Should have just let them play it. Mind you, level 9 is a tough one.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:13,
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haha, yours is better than mine. compo it, we'll qwiif the winners' circle.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:17,
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HAHA!
Bah! I don't think anyone from the gayshift has placed higher than 8th since the popular function was added.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:39,
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curse that hapless dayshift.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:55,
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Woo!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:05,
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Cameron had one, and it didn't do a bit of good.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:47,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:06,
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hahahahahahahahaha!
i certainly hope so.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:11,
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That is a sad picture.
Sad mostly because she has not followed up on it.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:47,
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Yeah, and what is she going to do with it if he does kick the bucket?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:17,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:42,
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B.R.A.S.I.L.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:46,
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she'll alter it to:
I'M GONNA KILL YOU GRAY ROMANO CHEESE VENDORS. I REQUIRE FRESH PASTA TOPPINGS.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:47,
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This will imply a lowering of her pance I'm not sure I am going to be comfortable with
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:58,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:35,
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this exactly how dean martin saw his reflection
the pisshead bastard. lovely as per, sir:D
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:37,
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Haha hang on
I'll make a pisshead one
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:39,
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\o/
:D
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:40,
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:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:45,
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you just broke my eyes
I demand refunds
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:45,
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YES
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:49,
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apple vodka with an emphysema chaser, please.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:50,
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Hahahaha!
I heard him on the radio the other day . . . what a voice
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:26,
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That makes me want a drink, but am to lazy to go to the pub.
AAU
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:38,
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I fucking hate Dean Martin.
I worked in an Italian restaurant where they had a CD of his hits on repeat.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:41,
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'hits'.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:42,
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'his'
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:46,
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'haha'
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:47,
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'maggots'
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:49,
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OneOfSome ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:42,
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no self-respecting fly would ever lay an egg on my carcass.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:56,
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he's dead, you know.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:42,
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sunday mornings eh?
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Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:35,
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LOL. Demotivating toap teim is it?
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:47,
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WOW~!
This is just great! it's 9:oo pm here now in BC Canada! and the board always dies just when i'm starting to get active! :|
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Fly Projector ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:00,
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Where you at Fly?
I'm downtown Van, BTW.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:03,
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ok so there are some CA here!
I'm in Pitt Meadows! not try'n to down on the people here just noticed it's slow! :|
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Fly Projector ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:06,
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I should still be in canada :(
ho hum.. twas lovely while I was there though :) EDIT: I wasl also in BC inna lil place called Golden :)
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:12,
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Cool.
Night gets slow, yes. Couple of other Kunukistani here, postbear hangs in Ontario somewhere(assorted locations) for example. I usually just pearoast until the 'ning'ing starts.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:18,
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fuckville, mostly, but i also have a summer cottage in the valley of stench.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:21,
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Posh bastard! We have to import our stench.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:24,
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I like these things that you are doing.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:37,
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Thx.
Pedro Hin started it actually. I'm just playing along.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:39,
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bah, i've been to your patch of squalour. you are replete with stenches.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:38,
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True. And the ever present smell of urine is a landmark of Vancouver.
Over half a million people and less than 200 public washrooms makes this town a constant river of piss.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:42,
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isn't there a pissoir locator on the 'net?
i recall such a thing existing.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:52,
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Most are gone now.
I blame George Michael.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:55,
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not everybody does it, but everybody should.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:12,
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yay!
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:00,
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that is seriously frightening
seriously
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Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:05,
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yay
this means I win at life :D
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:11,
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Clowns and mimes should be destroyed on sight.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:30,
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mimes!?
/any excuse blog
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:38,
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*takes Stalin's advice*
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:43,
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do the people who pretend to be staues class as mimes
or are they of a different breed. either way they mildly freak me out. although I'm more freaked by the thought process that lead them to the conclusion thatthat is what they want to do with their lives.
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:47,
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and what about the people who pretend to be store mannequins?
those are freaky dude
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Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:50,
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haha win
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Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:48,
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hahaha
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 9:29,
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i dont have any original motivationals, but i did see a real life LOLcar a few weeks ago
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:02,
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...
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:22,
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if smart cars were made in the USOFA
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OneOfSome ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:29,
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Need to jack that fucker up a full meter or more and add spinners.
But that could be a dealer option along with the pool and SatRadio. Arf.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:35,
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no, you're the sofa.
i'm the chare.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:42,
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He's the knife!
And he's the waiter!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:56,
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o no we're stuck in a mutant game of clue.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:28,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:28,
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crikey
ginger mutants
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OneOfSome ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:30,
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This is an accurate representation
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:30,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:31,
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oh shit!
nice!!! sqirlz?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:32,
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:35,
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OneOfSome ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:36,
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I approve of all of this.
There's a sound I want to make, but my keyboard only has letters on it. :( Nguew. That's the sound.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:39,
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Nguew!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:43,
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That's a high pitched nguew.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:44,
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duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:38,
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i cracked this one out about 13 hours ago
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:42,
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My mind can't process this.
Dynamic smugness.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:46,
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Saw it, and will have to give a dual one a go too at some point.
Looks great.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:47,
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BUHHHHH FUUHHRRRR HUUUUUUURRRRRRR.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:48,
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the board barfed for a while
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:31,
archived )
DBS went walkies thru the tables.
Might even be cron'ed for sunday mornings rather than a barfing. But that's just guesses.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:45,
archived )
they can't do that!
this is AMERICA!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:50,
archived )
raaaaaaaaar
fear inducing pimples
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OneOfSome ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:45,
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FUHH FUHH FUHH FUHHH.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:48,
archived )
Criminey!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:33,
archived )
errrr yes
19
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:38,
archived )
i didn't know you were a ginger.
before your hair turned grey then fell out.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:42,
archived )
AWWW FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:48,
archived )
Don't worry. It's only temporary.
But it is too bad we can't freely light cars on fire. It would be so soothing.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:53,
archived )
CARBECUE TIME.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:57,
archived )
I did it once.
Shit, I only just realized that. In fact it was a Pontiac Tempest. Haha. My exciting days are mostly behind me. I sit here with a migraine. I'm off to bed. Waaaah. Fuck.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:42,
archived )
'night night.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:54,
archived )
Haha
saved me the trouble
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:42,
archived )
it was your b3taday, i felt the need to give a gift.
:)
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 5:53,
archived )
Mommy's little monster.
Genius.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:51,
archived )
Bunny!
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Fly Projector ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:06,
archived )
wut?
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:35,
archived )
'ello fello nite 'ools
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custard ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:23,
archived )
*looks up Wittgenstein on Wikipedia*
HA HA HA I GET THIS JOKE! *looks round* *hopes nobody realises he's an uneducated pleb who's never heard of Wittgenstein* *realises people can read these bits* Oops :(
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Rico ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:31,
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The evening began at the gentlemen's club, where we were discussing Witgenstein over a game of Backgammon
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Zuowan ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:32,
archived )
hitler hated jews because of that cunt
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:32,
archived )
Explain, at great length.
And don't cop out by posting a link.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:36,
archived )
at school together
rich gay jew with rich family who dominated the town. Right wing father resented this. Son followed dad.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:38,
archived )
So it's all Wittgenstein's fault
because he was rich and gay and had Jewish heritage (but was brought up Roman Catholic)?
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:40,
archived )
clearly
Protestant, actually. Edit: you are right.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:41,
archived )
I blame YOU
for Hitler.and Wikipedia says "Despite his paternal grandparents' conversion to Protestantism, the Wittgenstein children were baptized as Roman Catholics—the faith of their maternal grandmother—and Ludwig was given a Roman Catholic burial upon his death."
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:42,
archived )
then he was rich
gay and catholic and not jewish at all?
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:43,
archived )
Again according to Wikipedia
His father's parents, Hermann Christian and Fanny Wittgenstein (who was a first cousin of the violinist Joseph Joachim), were born into Jewish families but later converted to Protestantism
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:45,
archived )
That's fine. I understand.
you can only belong to one religious cult at a time.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:46,
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Judaism is more than religion
it's heritage and culture too.
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:47,
archived )
this, but we won't discuss that with Zoot further.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:48,
archived )
no more than catholicism or islam
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:48,
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Except: no
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:06,
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I do my best to belong to several
a bit like wine tasting
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:47,
archived )
Or divine bigamy
Judaism was not always a monotheistic religion. You could just hang out with whatever God was being cool that week technically. Like maybe Vishnu is being kind of cunt because his new girlfriend makes him act like a jerk so you just call up Tao and ask if he wanted to go play beer pong at some Zoroastrian angel's house party.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:04,
archived )
Hang on a sec.
You yourself are proudly right-wing, Mr H, and you don't care who knows it. How do you manage/sleep?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:43,
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I blame hitler
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:47,
archived )
*wipes brow*
Phew! So do I.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:50,
archived )
I blame David Cameron
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:54,
archived )
I blame David Hitler
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:01,
archived )
Oh god, IVV can see the future.
*keeps eyes tightly shut for several decades*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:01,
archived )
*clicks*
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:34,
archived )
Too bad he failed at every attempt at doing so.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:37,
archived )
is it a duck? is it a rabbit?
no, just a philosopher.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:45,
archived )
happy b3taday, mohafa!
NSFWGod edit: Clearly not work safe, please stop doing this. urgh, as bad as this is, you don't want to see the sourcepics! edit: sorry god! and i can't believe you clicked that, you dirties!
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:19,
archived )
WTSFAYBOA?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:20,
archived )
Educated guess:
What the shuddering fuck are you bangin' on about?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:31,
archived )
shitting
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:33,
archived )
Ah.
I rather like shuddering, meself. But there we go.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:37,
archived )
You prefer shuddering
Horrible likes shitting. Let's celebrate the diversity!
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:41,
archived )
Hahaha!
You connosieuse minx, you.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:49,
archived )
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING WIN!!
and happy someday mofahahahaha
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:21,
archived )
You're fun, Postbear.
CONGARTS MOFOHAR.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:21,
archived )
HEY GAYTARD
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:23,
archived )
HEY, VAGINA.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:24,
archived )
HOW ARE YOU DOING, LAMEFACE?
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:26,
archived )
YOU TYPO'D LAMEFACE. YOU MEANT "SWEETHEART". I'LL FORGIVE YOU THIS ONCE.
I am good. Tempted to shoot some zombies. How r u?
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:28,
archived )
No, I definitely didn't mean sweetheart.
*shrug* Sounds good. I'm good. I just ate diunner. My friend is over.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:29,
archived )
YOU DID MEAN IT.
STOMP.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:29,
archived )
yea, but she didn't mean it for you
ugly fucking cunt
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:32,
archived )
Everyone's so nasty. I know you MEAN IT LOVINGLY >:(
But her. She's full of pestilence and contempt.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:42,
archived )
NO I LOVE YOOU
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:49,
archived )
FACESTOMPING IS NOT LOVE. I READ IT SOMEWHERE. IT MEANS HATE.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:13,
archived )
I'LL STOMP ON YOUR FACE, BITCHTITS.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:32,
archived )
Hahaha
It took me a second... :)
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:21,
archived )
Hahahahahahahahah
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:21,
archived )
WE NEED A LINK PROLAPSEBEAR
THE GODS ARE FUCKING UP
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:29,
archived )
Wait, did you get modded for a link?
WFT B3TA
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:31,
archived )
Pfffft!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:35,
archived )
Thank you :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:08,
archived )
you're welcome you dirty man!
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:21,
archived )
cringeful
. . .
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OneOfSome ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 3:33,
archived )
mr lizard
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:08,
archived )
Awww
Fuzzy chameleon!
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:09,
archived )
fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy chameleon
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:10,
archived )
That's what I was singing
You fuzz and gooooo, you fuzz and go!
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:11,
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CHAIN IT TO A RADIATOR !
NOW ! (*is redexing, btw*)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:12,
archived )
wiiii
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sherbert ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:39,
archived )
Hahhah
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:40,
archived )
Why hello there Mr Lizard.
what have I missed, other than b3ta being a massive internet billboard for Nintendo?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:12,
archived )
you must have missed
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:14,
archived )
:D I have clicked but I aslo think:
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:17,
archived )
You missed all the free sex!
It was awesome.
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:15,
archived )
not again :(
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:17,
archived )
Oh god it was terrible
The Great Architect killed Rob with a pun, but Happy Toast was arrested for the crime :(
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:16,
archived )
and DTH acted as DA
it was a bloodbath.
(
mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:17,
archived )
was pasanonic the defence laywer?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:19,
archived )
it was a fucking bloodbath
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:21,
archived )
I thought that was only on wii b3ta?
oh fuck me! has wii b3ta.com/board been done yet?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:18,
archived )
You can do it yourself.
Use my handy tutorial.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:20,
archived )
tutorial for wii games or for /board?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:22,
archived )
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:24,
archived )
Hey Mr Lizard, you wonderful wizard
Blast me into space with your magical gizzard. \o/
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:19,
archived )
HALLO THERE MISTER WIZARD.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:23,
archived )
Wii Firefighter (US edition)
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:55,
archived )
That is a smug firefighter indeed!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:57,
archived )
yeah, but THIS should win the compo
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:58,
archived )
Even though you posted and compoed it twice, and spammed it?
Which is, ya know... naughty?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:59,
archived )
he aint called mr naughty for nothing
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Shada ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:04,
archived )
what's wrong with it?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:08,
archived )
I suggest you check my previous posts
*sigh*
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:11,
archived )
Is that walnut? or mahogany?
the smug bastad.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:04,
archived )
ooh top marks
it walnut veneer, butterfly.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:33,
archived )
:D
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Shada ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:04,
archived )
megaphone apple-juggling is gonna be huge you know!
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MP3J part2 ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:47,
archived )
Needs more limes.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:47,
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:48,
archived )
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:50,
archived )
(
mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:51,
archived )
These puns are terrible
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:54,
archived )
(
mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:58,
archived )
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:08,
archived )
HAHAHAHAHa
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:11,
archived )
my mate steve's idea
class
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:20,
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top work
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:21,
archived )
Limes, limes, the musical fruit
(should really have made it Sign O' the Limes, but ah well)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:59,
archived )
Debz!
....she's still a fave of mine.
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MP3J part2 ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:52,
archived )
lol
:)
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MP3J part2 ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:50,
archived )
wiirap
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sherbert ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:44,
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personally speaking, I think this should win the compo
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:46,
archived )
help
why is nought being displyed
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sherbert ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:48,
archived )
That's cos you're a troll, innit?
:D
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:48,
archived )
win the compo = end of joke
I need to lose the burden.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:49,
archived )
Or your pants
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:00,
archived )
This is no problem
He has a very nice arse. As demonstrated by one of his milestone posts.
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:07,
archived )
ooh! Am I close to 34000?
(
mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:12,
archived )
ah shit, just passed 33k. Dammit. Nudity will have to wait.
(
mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:13,
archived )
ne' mind
gerrem orf!
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Bluntphilly trying to loose wait ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:22,
archived )
You need to put <img src="that link"> for it to show on the board.
And it's not a bad picture, so i would. Make sure you use the edit button though.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:47,
archived )
You can get a game for the iphone that is basically this
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:47,
archived )
Dactyl?
Man, i rule at dactyl.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:48,
archived )
There are actually games that look like bubblewrap
and you get to pop it. Fun, eh?
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:52,
archived )
Yay!
bubblewrap FTW!
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MP3J part2 ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:49,
archived )
Sometimes we pop, sometimes we pffff,
Sometimes we love, sometimes we ffff. *clix*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:54,
archived )
GCSE Music in 1989 seemed to be a matter of who could play Jean-Michel Jarre tunes fastest on cheap shitty electronic keyboards.
*a pity, cos I would've liked to've done music*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:27,
archived )
bald fucker
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:28,
archived )
you're drunk.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:30,
archived )
no! is it saturday night?
(
mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:33,
archived )
specky tit.
With 'issues'.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:36,
archived )
well said
how is the beer?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:38,
archived )
I haven't asked the beer how he is, cos I haven't seen him.
Winter + smoking ban = offie only.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:41,
archived )
and that
is why a million British pubs a day are closing
(
Bluntphilly trying to loose wait ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:24,
archived )
Jean Michel Jarre burned my neck.
I didn´t like it.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:28,
archived )
wait a second...
is he french??????????
(
d d ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:31,
archived )
'lo Jamie
Y'alright?
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:32,
archived )
IVV, I'm positively glowing.
But that might just be 'cos you said hello. *smarms*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:34,
archived )
*blushes*
(
in vino veritas ,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:47,
archived )
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