It's a penguin! And an elf!
btw, found another publicity shot from Watchmen. Looks good.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:11,
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gawd....
...they always hang the black man :(
Fecking deep south super heros.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:12,
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Fecking deep south super heros.
Those costumes are
almost perfectly copied from the comic. So I have no idea why the 1985 ones had to be so 'batman and robin' inspired.
I'm a huge fanboy but I'm hearing all the wrong noises from people who have seen this.
( O.K. I can live with no squid but when reviews are saying that Rorschach is the only character you can have any empathy with and the only character well acted then it does not bode well). I shall see on Friday.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:15,
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I'm a huge fanboy but I'm hearing all the wrong noises from people who have seen this.
( O.K. I can live with no squid but when reviews are saying that Rorschach is the only character you can have any empathy with and the only character well acted then it does not bode well). I shall see on Friday.
Well, as far as I recall...
there aren't many characters in the comic book that you would empathise with... they've all gone a bit wrong one way or another.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:18,
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yeah but the fact that I read that
said about R means something has gone quite awry ( even though I have to admit he's my favourite too )
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:20,
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Yeah, he's a proper wrong un,
but the one you'd secretly like to be if you could get away with it.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:23,
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NO SQUID ?!?!?!!
Why is there no squid ??! How are they going to explaing the whole end of the story without it ??
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:10,
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whaaa ??
I don't think i'm happy about this at all - i was hoping to ruin it for everyone by telling them the ending.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:17,
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This is reassuringly close to the comic book image
It makes me feel warm inside
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:15,
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Original caption :
The Minutemen, featuring (L to R) Silhouette, Mothman, Dollar Bill, Nite Owl I, Captain Metropolis, The Comedian, Wonder Woman and Hooded Justice.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:23,
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How is it that I've only heard of Wonder Woman
I must have missed this comic.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:25,
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These 'costumed adventurers' only ever appeared in this comic book
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:27,
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Speaking of which...
why has wonder woman replaced silk spectre?
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:28,
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But it's true
A guy who wears a Bugs Bunny costume at EuroDisney told me about it.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:49,
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haha...
you seem to have a never-ending supply of these blokes...
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:33,
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It's a big family....
edit:// be fair. If you found images such as this on the web don't tell me that you would not save them for future comedy gold on b3ta? ;)
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:34,
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haha...
edit: yes. yes, I would... you seem to have found some sort of motherlode of campery.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:35,
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No, for one reason
In the event I got run over by a bus or something and someone has to clear away my stuff.
I want my post-mortem legacy tainted on my own terms :)
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:38,
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I want my post-mortem legacy tainted on my own terms :)
I often wonder
what the missus will think if she ever decides to take an interest in 'my pictures'
Everything is in one, unsorted, unencrypted folder.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:40,
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Everything is in one, unsorted, unencrypted folder.
I stick mine in a folder marked 'b3ta'
...hopefully that'll get me off the hook should certain people go browsing through...but maybe not.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:43,
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The fur's pretty good.
These might help you with anatomy:
www.posemaniacs.com
www.innerbody.com/htm/body.html
fineart.sk/
stop-tracing.deviantart.com/favourites/#Awesome-Drawing-Resources
coelasquid.deviantart.com/art/How-to-draw-all-sorts-of-crap-104342407
Sorry for bombarding you with links, just thought I'd share some of my bookmarks from my art resources folder.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:28,
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www.posemaniacs.com
www.innerbody.com/htm/body.html
fineart.sk/
stop-tracing.deviantart.com/favourites/#Awesome-Drawing-Resources
coelasquid.deviantart.com/art/How-to-draw-all-sorts-of-crap-104342407
Sorry for bombarding you with links, just thought I'd share some of my bookmarks from my art resources folder.
Limks = yay
Making an effort to become "less crap" at the moment, so any tutorial type things that are actually helpful are always welcomed. Thank you!
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:32,
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Only found out about this this evening
In my opinion that makes the terrorist one hell of a bowler....6 out in one over :)
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:05,
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you were on
the sky at night, the other night. You were fascinating.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:17,
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cheers!
my surface is doing quite interesting things, apparently.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:19,
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And our top story tonight: six Pakistani policemen have been gunned down, but what does this mean for cricket?
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:06,
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She was always my favourite of all the Watchmen characters
Shame she only gets a brief mention in the 1940s "Minutemen" footage.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:52,
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A conveniant rainstorm
has foiled many a wannabe fireman-superhero. **nods sagely**
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:53,
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Ooh, that's out excitingly soon.
I've been waiting about five years for this film.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:53,
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i got round to reading watchmen the other week
it's really very good, but i think i must be one of the few people who is pleased that they have changed the ending in the film
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:55,
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Another doodle...
The Tooth Beary. ;)
(Hopefully less creepy and fuzzy than my last one. :P )
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:47,
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The Tooth Beary. ;)
(Hopefully less creepy and fuzzy than my last one. :P )
haha :D
now i am going to have nightmares about tiny bears mauling my teeth.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:50,
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They only collect children's teeth. ;)
(That's why I'm sending this picture, and a story about it, to my baby cousins. **evil grin** )
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:52,
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Done.
It's sat on that delicious and inviting looking trap sofa over there.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:44,
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It's like if cats and shopping trollies could have kittens!
^_^
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:48,
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Yes, master.
So long as you don't do that thing with the tentacles again.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:51,
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Those nipple things
are freaking me out almost as much as the chest-tentacles!
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:52,
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splendid
With those protective shin pads, kitty will be unstoppable!
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:44,
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I done did a gif thingy
This rubbish took me two hours to make and a week to post due to newbie laws
Sadly not worth the wait
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:31,
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This rubbish took me two hours to make and a week to post due to newbie laws
Sadly not worth the wait
2nded
farting is quite possibly the funniest thing that anyone can do from all ages.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:38,
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If you go to a b3ta bash, you'll see we all look pretty much like that.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:52,
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Whoa
you must all be fighting off the dates with a hotdog stick!
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:54,
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He said "STOP WANKING!"
honestly, get your ears tested.
EDIT: By which I mean, hello new person! ;)
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:58,
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EDIT: By which I mean, hello new person! ;)
I was looking for some sort of esoteric pun
I should have thought "oh wait... it's Valin" ;)
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:12,
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5 years good grief
I've seen attack ships on fire off Maddie's shoulder, I've seen whales eating John Peel while the Pope looked on. So many things..
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:18,
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Thank you. I'm off to have some cake and balloons now
By cake I mean toast.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:33,
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hehe
that'll be The One Armed Clown and Slutdoll. Yes, they've been around for years in a variety of poses :)
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:56,
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I bought a '65 in '72 . . . it lasted for years until the pawn shop swallowed it . . .
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:07,
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sombody did..
..a pic of jesus turning fish into, well, more fish and crushing somebodys wife in the process, think it was posted yesterday but i can for the love of kittens find it, any help?
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:00,
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My second ever guitar.
found languishing in a Manchester furniture auction house and mine for 43 of my dad's pounds in 1978.
Good Job.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:01,
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Good Job.
I do have an odd white tablet I found on the ground outside the Public Loos
yours for £5
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:57,
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I wonder how many band names have come from the simpsons?
Fall out boy
I voted for kodos
Are the only ones I can think of off the top of my head
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:53,
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I voted for kodos
Are the only ones I can think of off the top of my head
freaky atomic cheese
...-ous!
(insert own superlative, any would suffice)
woo!
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:48,
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(insert own superlative, any would suffice)
woo!
Good thing that he has his kneepads on . . . it looks like he might kneed them !
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:53,
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are you having a flounce?
don't have a flounce, it's not worth it fella :(
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:48,
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don't let it get to you, the board can be a fickle beast at times
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:49,
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i suggest you spam the board with crap images until they like you again
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:53,
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Hahahahahahaha this photo/caption combo is the first thing I've laughed out loud at on b3ta in ages.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:46,
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stop press!!..re-release..................now with100%more added john wayne....
and an injun:)
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:36,
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ha ha..his aim is not true!
And in other news...the BBC news website ticker raised an (I'm sure) unintentional giggle from me just now.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:37,
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let's see... quite big iamge? check. spore? check. reeally crappy pun? check. evolution? meh, close enugh. (sorry for threadjack but no compo threads in sight and this doesn't deserve it's own thread)
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the guy on the left is alistair darling
the guy on the right is max clifford
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:34,
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how can you tell they're wearing jeans?
you can't see their legs.
*continues journey to hull*
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:38,
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*continues journey to hull*
fuck you all
wasted thread my arse.
i was making a valid point.
any more if that crap and i'll delete it.
then it will be a wasted thread.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:44,
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i was making a valid point.
any more if that crap and i'll delete it.
then it will be a wasted thread.
Oh please don't delete it, I think it was a good effort.
Just have fun with it!
p.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:46,
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p.
Pot Noodles
They're for Students or worse!
New slogan for them:D
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:24,
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New slogan for them:D
pot noodles are astonishing. they cost more and taste less than 25p noodles from my local asian shop
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:25,
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Mmmm asian stores!
I can get 60 frozen mini veggie spring rolls from mine for £3.50!
I love the noodles to as you never know how many sachets you get in a packet.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:27,
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I love the noodles to as you never know how many sachets you get in a packet.
I once traded about 50 pot noodles for a mound of snack-sized Mars Bars in uni
True story.
The advantage of working on Student Services and having access to the leftover Student Welcome packs.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:33,
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The advantage of working on Student Services and having access to the leftover Student Welcome packs.
With a pot noodle in it isn't it more of a fuck off pack?
I think mine had a beer, come crappy 'informative' tracts, a few jonnies and a BBC 4 comedy cassette.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:34,
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schoolboy error
don't flood the board with posts one after the other, hold some back for later or post them in one thread. People will love you all the more.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:24,
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The other schoolboy error
is don't follow happytoast out of the playground on the promise of Worther's originals:P
/they're in my pocket blog
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:29,
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/they're in my pocket blog
happy toast is wrong
flood the board.
If possible make it so that every post is yours. B3ta is not about making friends.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:35,
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If possible make it so that every post is yours. B3ta is not about making friends.
Have you tried Shela's Wheels?
woo.
EDIT: I think I used to have that keyboard.
EDIT EDIT: For the love of Bod someone take the cheese away from me!!!
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:14,
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EDIT: I think I used to have that keyboard.
EDIT EDIT: For the love of Bod someone take the cheese away from me!!!
Nicely
tj: I've got a stuck pixel right in the middle of the screen It's driving me mad!
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:16,
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tj: I've got a stuck pixel right in the middle of the screen It's driving me mad!
I got one of them :(
You could try this, it didn't work for me but who knows...
www.macinstruct.com/node/52
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:19,
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www.macinstruct.com/node/52
I like the video!
Have have a load. Some disgruntled customer decided to check his keys at my monitor.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:21,
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Cheers
I've tried this, but it hasn't worked. I think I'm going to gouge it out with a compass. Either that or I'm going gouge my optical nerve so I can't see it.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:28,
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I have this idea that it's like removing a bullet
from someone with a knife (pixel from screen not receptor from eye). I could then arrange them across the top of the monitor in a winky pixel adornment arrangement.
That would be fine!
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:35,
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That would be fine!
Hatstand (and to explain as you're such a nice noob)
Hatstand means something bizzare and surreal but ultimately cool.
welcome to b3ta
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:21,
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welcome to b3ta
"Smile you son-of-a beeeeeeeech!"
....and yeeeees there's no bridge or helicopter
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:12,
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....and yeeeees there's no bridge or helicopter
Well, technically there're several bridges,
that being a bit of a boat... as for helicopters, yeah well, fake.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:21,
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That's oddly fitting
woo
EDIT: Is ther such a thing as biscuits and cheese anonymous?
I need an intervention!
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:05,
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EDIT: Is ther such a thing as biscuits and cheese anonymous?
I need an intervention!
I can assure you
That Richard Branson is right at this very moment laughing.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:11,
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Bloody hell, that's very good.
Suits him.
He's another wrong crush of mine. To be fair, at least this one's minted.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:06,
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He's another wrong crush of mine. To be fair, at least this one's minted.
Yeah COmpo from Last of the Summer Wine
isn't exactly set for life.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:12,
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So what are the others?
Do you have a secret but wrong crush of Pete Steel or summit?
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:17,
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Dear B3ta
I've just had to pay £230 for 3 tyres, please cheer me the fuck up asap, thanks
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:09,
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3 days till Watchmen
You're a lovely little coconut
Mrs Toast Mrs Toast Mrs Toast
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:10,
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Mrs Toast Mrs Toast Mrs Toast
I'm not looking forward to it
I'm expecting it to be shit so that I'm not disappointed
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:25,
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Why are you only buying 3 tyres?
if they're fitted direct to the car, tyres should always be bought (and fitted) in pairs
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:12,
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one pair + one spare?
Or maybe a robin reliant? Or perhaps just a dodgy tyre-vendor :S
I'm tired. Sorry. Goodbye.
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:22,
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I'm tired. Sorry. Goodbye.
Hehehe, I wondered about a spare
hence asking if they were fitted directly to car
:)
go get somne sleep! :)
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:26,
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:)
go get somne sleep! :)
because 3 were illegal and I can't afford the 4th (which is ok)
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:26,
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bugger
that sounds steep for 3 tyres though.
usually, places like euromaster etc can be battled down on a good discount (usually at least 1 tyre free on most occasions) if bought as a whole set of 4.
Sorry to hear of your woes fella :(
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:35,
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usually, places like euromaster etc can be battled down on a good discount (usually at least 1 tyre free on most occasions) if bought as a whole set of 4.
Sorry to hear of your woes fella :(
Should have tried etyres.co.uk
They're cheap, and they come out and fit them for you :)
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:37,
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etyres.co.uk - Yorkshires largest tyre Emporium
- don't nick it
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Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:45,
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