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# If you play WoW, this might make a little more sense


If not: Look! An elf and a penguin!!

First attempt at fur, massive abuse of the overlay function, I have no anatomy/shading skills at all, and my attention span is too short for a background. Still, it's better than a poke in the eye.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Look!
An elf and a penguin! :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# they are getting ready for some sexy teim
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# with fishy
foreplay...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# only if she hasn't cleaned her vag out
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Thanks!!
I was eating fish and chips!!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# ask her nice and she might offer you her cunt cheese
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# never use a double entendre
when a single will do! ;)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Look!
A shelf and a penguin! :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# oh, Mage minor glyph, turn to pingu :D
v nicely :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# It's a penguin! And an elf!
btw, found another publicity shot from Watchmen. Looks good.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# gawd....
...they always hang the black man :(

Fecking deep south super heros.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# What the Watchmen did next

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# haha....
ace pic.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Those costumes are
almost perfectly copied from the comic. So I have no idea why the 1985 ones had to be so 'batman and robin' inspired.

I'm a huge fanboy but I'm hearing all the wrong noises from people who have seen this.
( O.K. I can live with no squid but when reviews are saying that Rorschach is the only character you can have any empathy with and the only character well acted then it does not bode well). I shall see on Friday.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Well, as far as I recall...
there aren't many characters in the comic book that you would empathise with... they've all gone a bit wrong one way or another.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# yeah but the fact that I read that
said about R means something has gone quite awry ( even though I have to admit he's my favourite too )
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Yeah, he's a proper wrong un,
but the one you'd secretly like to be if you could get away with it.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# secretly?
I think Alan Moore must have met me in the past ;)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Angry,
Angry young man.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# NO SQUID ?!?!?!!
Why is there no squid ??! How are they going to explaing the whole end of the story without it ??
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# By writing a completely
different one.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# whaaa ??
I don't think i'm happy about this at all - i was hoping to ruin it for everyone by telling them the ending.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# This is reassuringly close to the comic book image
It makes me feel warm inside
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Who's the one in the middle
Gaylord Supergayman?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Nite Owl, and Dollar Bill to the left with the star on his hat
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Original caption :
The Minutemen, featuring (L to R) Silhouette, Mothman, Dollar Bill, Nite Owl I, Captain Metropolis, The Comedian, Wonder Woman and Hooded Justice.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# How is it that I've only heard of Wonder Woman
I must have missed this comic.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# These 'costumed adventurers' only ever appeared in this comic book
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Speaking of which...
why has wonder woman replaced silk spectre?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I was wondering that.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Oh.
Nawty Tribs.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Bad Tribs! In your Bed!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# But it's true
A guy who wears a Bugs Bunny costume at EuroDisney told me about it.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# tsk tsk..
typical woman, no idea of her superheroes. ;)

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# haha...
you seem to have a never-ending supply of these blokes...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# It's a big family....
edit:// be fair. If you found images such as this on the web don't tell me that you would not save them for future comedy gold on b3ta? ;)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# haha...
edit: yes. yes, I would... you seem to have found some sort of motherlode of campery.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# No, for one reason
In the event I got run over by a bus or something and someone has to clear away my stuff.

I want my post-mortem legacy tainted on my own terms :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I often wonder
what the missus will think if she ever decides to take an interest in 'my pictures'
Everything is in one, unsorted, unencrypted folder.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I stick mine in a folder marked 'b3ta'
...hopefully that'll get me off the hook should certain people go browsing through...but maybe not.
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# Addendum
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# ELFGUIN
that's very good, i like the fur :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I used to play WoW but...
Look! An elf and a penguin! :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# She must use a lot of eyebrow wax
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# The fur's pretty good.
These might help you with anatomy:
www.posemaniacs.com
www.innerbody.com/htm/body.html
fineart.sk/
stop-tracing.deviantart.com/favourites/#Awesome-Drawing-Resources
coelasquid.deviantart.com/art/How-to-draw-all-sorts-of-crap-104342407

Sorry for bombarding you with links, just thought I'd share some of my bookmarks from my art resources folder.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I cheat and use a fur brush
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# Argh, they have pube ones.
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# Limks = yay
Making an effort to become "less crap" at the moment, so any tutorial type things that are actually helpful are always welcomed. Thank you!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Ow, my eye!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# yay for pengu
:~)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
#
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# squeeze just a bit harder...
and out they pop!
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# STROKE IT
 


woo!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# first class please.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Bad man.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Haha, lovely.
Woo
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# it still makes cricket dull
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# cricket is Very Serious Business.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Only found out about this this evening
In my opinion that makes the terrorist one hell of a bowler....6 out in one over :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# a (slightly guilty) hahaha!
...and nicely made.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# you were on
the sky at night, the other night. You were fascinating.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# cheers!
my surface is doing quite interesting things, apparently.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# And our top story tonight: six Pakistani policemen have been gunned down, but what does this mean for cricket?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# that the rules have been changed?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
You evil man, just saw this on the news
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# She was always my favourite of all the Watchmen characters
Shame she only gets a brief mention in the 1940s "Minutemen" footage.

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# A conveniant rainstorm
has foiled many a wannabe fireman-superhero. **nods sagely**
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Ooh, that's out excitingly soon.
I've been waiting about five years for this film.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# i got round to reading watchmen the other week
it's really very good, but i think i must be one of the few people who is pleased that they have changed the ending in the film
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Scottish Widow
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Behold...
The Drizzle!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Another doodle...


The Tooth Beary. ;)

(Hopefully less creepy and fuzzy than my last one. :P )
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# awww
*loves*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# haha :D
now i am going to have nightmares about tiny bears mauling my teeth.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# They only collect children's teeth. ;)
(That's why I'm sending this picture, and a story about it, to my baby cousins. **evil grin** )
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] you there, human. make me a sandwich.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# make your own manwich roller kitty
woo :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Done.
It's sat on that delicious and inviting looking trap sofa over there.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# It's like if cats and shopping trollies could have kittens!
^_^
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Yes, master.
So long as you don't do that thing with the tentacles again.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# You loved it, really.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Yes, but I miss being able to go out without a nappy.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Those nipple things
are freaking me out almost as much as the chest-tentacles!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# No, kitty, sandvich is mine!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# splendid
With those protective shin pads, kitty will be unstoppable!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I done did a gif thingy


This rubbish took me two hours to make and a week to post due to newbie laws
Sadly not worth the wait
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# fart jokes are always worth
waiting for...welcome!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# 2nded
farting is quite possibly the funniest thing that anyone can do from all ages.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# 50% of my FP's
have been fart jokes. Fact.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Don't be sad
It's better than the shit most newbies post.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# ^ That.
Welcome!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# MAAAK MAAAAAK MAAAK.
Welcome, new guy.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Quack
ha ha the best kind of "trouser shout"
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Top first post

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# ....o.O
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Good newbie. Sit. Stay.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Thanks all
especially bouncy breast man
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I don't think that's actually him...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# If you go to a b3ta bash, you'll see we all look pretty much like that.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Whoa
you must all be fighting off the dates with a hotdog stick!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# stop wanking
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# *coughs*
what?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# He said "STOP WANKING!"
honestly, get your ears tested.

EDIT: By which I mean, hello new person! ;)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# spoilsport
.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# hahaha
quack
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Old classic, done with pance!
Photobucket
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Haha, good stuff.
Woo
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# ah...
the classic three-hanky job...woo!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# :D
marvellous
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# OK . . . who's the wise guy ?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Errr... Stratotwister?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Yeah . . . bent borked to boot !
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# I was looking for some sort of esoteric pun
I should have thought "oh wait... it's Valin" ;)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# A living breathing one . . . kinda . . .
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# silly clergy
braking small guitars
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# It's a Cardinal sin !
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# He's fucked that guitar up big time
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Very difficult to play too !
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# When will these giants stop destroying our instruments?
Woo
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Yeah . . . the best learn to play them . . . not with them !
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Me obviously
because I am 5 now
*struts*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Happy b3tatiems!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# *happi3s*
:)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Why thank you
Sorry I missed your 6th!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# So am I.
Maybe I'll catch the 7th
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Maybe
I took me just the five goes to catch one.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Happy candle day
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# 5 years good grief
I've seen attack ships on fire off Maddie's shoulder, I've seen whales eating John Peel while the Pope looked on. So many things..
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# hahaha...
what a great summing-up.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Have a hottie b5taday !
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# to me to you to me to you
th5nk you!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# and a very happy
b3taday to you!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Thank you. I'm off to have some cake and balloons now
By cake I mean toast.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Stick some candles on it.
Candles and jam.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# let's get this party started
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Good work.
Your housemates are fucking creepy
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# hehe
that'll be The One Armed Clown and Slutdoll. Yes, they've been around for years in a variety of poses :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I approve
of your choice of conserve.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Here's one for you!

I baked it myself...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom
*burps*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# twang!!!!
gives chord progression a whole new direction:)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# The augmented ones really are . . . augumental !
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# He's wrung
that poor baby guitar's neck - the monster!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# he looks pretty pissed that someone broke his new guitar
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# a telecaster...vector

CFB

also these:
Flying V
SG
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Nicely done
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# Nicely done
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# copycat
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# bellymaster
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# Nicely done
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Twangin' good Tele !
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# i bloody want one
unfortunately im skint
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# My flatmate has a jazzmaster
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# i want one of them too
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I've got one
Hardly play it.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I bought a '65 in '72 . . . it lasted for years until the pawn shop swallowed it . . .
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Why oh why did I need to filename that catch of the day . . .
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# sombody did..
..a pic of jesus turning fish into, well, more fish and crushing somebodys wife in the process, think it was posted yesterday but i can for the love of kittens find it, any help?
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# Yes you unkempt minge
thats it.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Hhahahahahahha neigh
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# My second ever guitar.
found languishing in a Manchester furniture auction house and mine for 43 of my dad's pounds in 1978.

Good Job.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# this is excellent :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Someone needs a magic e...
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# If you reply to this comment you are gay
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# haha :D
i wish i had a magic e
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# I do have an odd white tablet I found on the ground outside the Public Loos
yours for £5
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# i'm not falling for that one again
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# *Clicked*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# hahaha...
that's ace!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# LOST . . . indeed !
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# magic E's are good
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Which way?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# URGH!! It has a face like a pomegranate
can it be milked?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# ...
It has human eyes...not sure if the result.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# haha :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# what was that hippo meme again...?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Gonna need a whole lotta salt to melt that beast !
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#
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# woo
for atomic genitalia!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Great name for a band
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I heard them on a Peel Session once...
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# I still think Rectal Toepunt is a better name
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Like "Ned's Atomic Dustbin".
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I wonder how many band names have come from the simpsons?
Fall out boy
I voted for kodos

Are the only ones I can think of off the top of my head
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Bob
Hope to Die, Death by Milkfloat
...shows ancientness
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# freaky atomic cheese
...-ous!
(insert own superlative, any would suffice)
woo!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# ROBOBRAIN!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Good thing that he has his kneepads on . . . it looks like he might kneed them !
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# cheese on toast man rides again.........:)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# meanwhile in mexico....
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# quick
someone shout threadwaste
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
#
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# bread
paste?
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#
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# lead
taste?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# No.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# fed
waste?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# ARF
...thumbs up there fella:)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# are you having a flounce?
don't have a flounce, it's not worth it fella :(
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# quite possibly
yes
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# don't let it get to you, the board can be a fickle beast at times
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
#
fickle beast cunty bunch
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# i suggest you spam the board with crap images until they like you again
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# nah
catshit's already got that pegged
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# pfft
you couldnt flounce if you tried
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# up yer bum
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# handbags
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Quickly! Alert Riverghost.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha this photo/caption combo is the first thing I've laughed out loud at on b3ta in ages.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# stop press!!..re-release..................now with100%more added john wayne....
and an injun:)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# ha ha..his aim is not true!
And in other news...the BBC news website ticker raised an (I'm sure) unintentional giggle from me just now.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I thought you meant


He always had to pay for an oxygen tent before!
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# heroes cannae die:)
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# Woo!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# He's come a long way since his peacock riding days !
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# arf
he can ride ANYFINK:):):)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# me included
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# *Click*
That is all
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# hahaha
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# spot the difference:

hint: there are no differences.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# One is better with money than the other.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
spot on!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# they both look like cunts
well spotted :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Both appear in a wasted thread?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] let's see... quite big iamge? check. spore? check. reeally crappy pun? check. evolution? meh, close enugh. (sorry for threadjack but no compo threads in sight and this doesn't deserve it's own thread)


geddit? *gets coat and goes to hull*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Let me help you on with that.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# jokes are better than tec...
never mind
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I know.
yet I still do this...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# the guy on the left is alistair darling
the guy on the right is max clifford

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I think the main difference is in their genes.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# how can you tell they're wearing jeans?
you can't see their legs.

*continues journey to hull*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# with a jacket?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# you never know.
or... DO YOU?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Is one a GIF
and one a JPG?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# fuck you all
wasted thread my arse.
i was making a valid point.
any more if that crap and i'll delete it.
then it will be a wasted thread.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# nobody said that
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Oh please don't delete it, I think it was a good effort.
Just have fun with it!

p.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# is there such a thing
as replywaste?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# But the salesman said this was more me
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# RIS ?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# no, noodles.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# glad someone got it ;-)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# lol
chicken flied ris :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Pot Noodles
They're for Students or worse!

New slogan for them:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# pot noodles are astonishing. they cost more and taste less than 25p noodles from my local asian shop
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Mmmm asian stores!
I can get 60 frozen mini veggie spring rolls from mine for £3.50!
I love the noodles to as you never know how many sachets you get in a packet.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I once traded about 50 pot noodles for a mound of snack-sized Mars Bars in uni
True story.
The advantage of working on Student Services and having access to the leftover Student Welcome packs.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# With a pot noodle in it isn't it more of a fuck off pack?
I think mine had a beer, come crappy 'informative' tracts, a few jonnies and a BBC 4 comedy cassette.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Top goggles.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# schoolboy error
don't flood the board with posts one after the other, hold some back for later or post them in one thread. People will love you all the more.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Who will save us from such a deluge?!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# New b3ta umbrealla tm!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# The other schoolboy error
is don't follow happytoast out of the playground on the promise of Worther's originals:P

/they're in my pocket blog
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# don't fret there's tons of shite like this in my mind
.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# happy toast is wrong
flood the board.

If possible make it so that every post is yours. B3ta is not about making friends.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I thought b3ta was about cheese and biscuits?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Indeed...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# i don;t understand what is going on here but i like it
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Hello I'm a noob, and my car is an extension of my penis, look

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# You're smashing.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Have you tried Shela's Wheels?
woo.

EDIT: I think I used to have that keyboard.

EDIT EDIT: For the love of Bod someone take the cheese away from me!!!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# It certainly is
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Pfft
Left-handed keyboards ftw!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Nicely


tj: I've got a stuck pixel right in the middle of the screen It's driving me mad!

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I got one of them :(
You could try this, it didn't work for me but who knows...

www.macinstruct.com/node/52
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I like the video!
Have have a load. Some disgruntled customer decided to check his keys at my monitor.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Mmmm I think you,
may need more than a pen and tissue :(
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Been on you porn again huh?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Yes yes
Porn pron
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Cheers
I've tried this, but it hasn't worked. I think I'm going to gouge it out with a compass. Either that or I'm going gouge my optical nerve so I can't see it.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# A plan
With no drawbacks!
Good luck.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I have this idea that it's like removing a bullet
from someone with a knife (pixel from screen not receptor from eye). I could then arrange them across the top of the monitor in a winky pixel adornment arrangement.

That would be fine!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# :( I've got one on my new phone.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Well I never!

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# hahahahhaha!
WELCOME,
'SHOP+KITTEN
PULL:STOOL
/NEVER_LEAVE
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# ooh, jazzy!
well done you :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Cool!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Hatstand (and to explain as you're such a nice noob)
Hatstand means something bizzare and surreal but ultimately cool.

welcome to b3ta
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# cheers
I think i'll stick around you seem so nice
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# there is a lot of awesome going on in this picture
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# "Smile you son-of-a beeeeeeeech!"

....and yeeeees there's no bridge or helicopter
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Well, technically there're several bridges,
that being a bit of a boat... as for helicopters, yeah well, fake.

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# That's oddly fitting
woo

EDIT: Is ther such a thing as biscuits and cheese anonymous?

I need an intervention!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# He's not laughing though ;)

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I can assure you
That Richard Branson is right at this very moment laughing.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# because youre tickling his bum hole?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# No, but he is smugging quite nicely.
For a change.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's very good.
Suits him.


He's another wrong crush of mine. To be fair, at least this one's minted.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# o_O
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I KNOW.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Oh you're gross now.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I do feel shame.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Yeah COmpo from Last of the Summer Wine
isn't exactly set for life.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# So what are the others?
Do you have a secret but wrong crush of Pete Steel or summit?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# that works really well
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# you're rubbish at these :D

w/y/h!!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# hehehe...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# The cavalier gets about a bit...3 times in 1 day !!

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Dear B3ta
I've just had to pay £230 for 3 tyres, please cheer me the fuck up asap, thanks
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Are you Delboy?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# 3 days till Watchmen
You're a lovely little coconut
Mrs Toast Mrs Toast Mrs Toast
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I'm not looking forward to it
I'm expecting it to be shit so that I'm not disappointed
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I'll try with this pea...;-)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Why are you only buying 3 tyres?
if they're fitted direct to the car, tyres should always be bought (and fitted) in pairs
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# one pair + one spare?
Or maybe a robin reliant? Or perhaps just a dodgy tyre-vendor :S

I'm tired. Sorry. Goodbye.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Hehehe, I wondered about a spare
hence asking if they were fitted directly to car
:)

go get somne sleep! :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# because 3 were illegal and I can't afford the 4th (which is ok)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# bugger
that sounds steep for 3 tyres though.
usually, places like euromaster etc can be battled down on a good discount (usually at least 1 tyre free on most occasions) if bought as a whole set of 4.
Sorry to hear of your woes fella :(
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Should have tried etyres.co.uk
They're cheap, and they come out and fit them for you :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# etyres.co.uk - Yorkshires largest tyre Emporium
- don't nick it
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# replyin here because of the candle thing
job done
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# y so mstrs?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# lol bcoz I sined up liek a minnit b4 him lol
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# The smug cavalier
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
*clicks*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# nicely done!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Very very nice!
*click*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# ha ha ha that is ace
I had thought the same too..
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Appy B3ta day
Woosome
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# pea time
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Dogtanian!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)

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