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[challenge entry] This is my first post!


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Sorry if its shit - I'm new at this!

EDIT: SkUG - he'll know what it means
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# hehe thats great :)
dont be shy :)

btw, see that link up there for ´talk board´.. yeah you don´t ever need to click there

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Duely noted.
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# This is what happens when you give a dog too much curry.
Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# extra woo for username!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# huzzah!
(compo it - use the edit button)
welcome to b3ta - have some cake :D
repost from last night
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Under font jokes?
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Yes
I have hijacked this weeks competition :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9261642 for details :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# with overwhelming support
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# *GLEE*
does anyone have any idea how to make a poll with at least 170 results? (or should i just assume that everyone has compo'd their entries and let the official "click to win" compo sorts out the winners?)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Go with the official method I think.
Or pick the top 5 from that and get people to vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# sounds like a plan
Yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I'll add SkUG then
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# huzzah!
Woo!
Epic fail is very inappropriate - welcome to b3ta :D enjoy your stay - you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I only just noticed the Skug part though

Does this mean all my rocket animals were in vain?

No, no they weren't. It was great fun.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# nah i've gone back through all the posts
so far i think i've got about 170 :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Woohoo
nice turnout

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Rocket Animals is the alternate compo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Top n00b!
Decent file size (although I wonder if B3ta hosting didn't resize that).
Contains dog.
Contains ROCKET dog.
Has hummus.
Recommended, will read again :)
Welcome, new person.
Have a chicken made by Discomeats

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Thank you very much!
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# chickens are bastards.
have a chicken flu related thing fro back in the day when it was topical.

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btw my server went tits up Saturday and I've been batttling for a fix and a refund since. Got it fixed today ( lost all data ) and just had my money back. It's still running but there is nothing on there yet. I can't see them leaving it running for me until the end of the month now that they have given me my cash back but I'll try and fill it up with some good albums tonight and hopefully you can grab something tomorrow before they snatch it back.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Hahaha I like your style
Yes I tried to access your server a few times. I did make a few comments in threads but as fast as I was talking to you, I think you were ignoring the main thread! heh
I could have gazzed you but I decided you probably knew your server had died with its legs in the air.
I shall try again tomorrow, ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Its better than mine
b3ta.com/board/9262233#post9262247
(??no-idea??, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# But....its win!
Lol
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# *Dons tin foil hat*
We have a loller!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# HAHA! YES.
That is a classic bad but good shop. Made me chuckle. I have zero talent and usually just produce bad shops. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# psst try this link
b3ta.com/board/9262247 :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# :D
i am very much enjoying this image
welcome aboard :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Dog Gone !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Forget frisbees...
...send the little bugger to catch flying saucers!
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That is excellent! Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# jobs a good'un
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# great first post!
your user name is win.
Have fun here!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# very good job.
welcome etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# A fine start
*PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# epic win!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# THUNDERDOG is GO!

Lovely. Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Thank you veryyyy much :)
I could do with having all of the different sayings and things explained to me.

I signed up on sunday, and I've been watching the boards since then, trying to figure things out, but alas, to no avail :(

Someone explain some shit?
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# This might be a good start
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta
and this
b3ta.wik.is/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# This is invaluable!
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# don't forget this page
www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Yeah, forgot about that one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# For some odd reason
I thought i'd shop a Bogan


Play this in the background (or watch it later): www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA8gJoT5yl4
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# vot iss a 'bogan'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# The link will explain all, they're our version of the english chav
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Marc Bogan..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# So that's what happened to him . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# The lifestyle seems to suit him just fine
he doesn't look a day over 25 after all these years!!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Works like a charm !
Edit: I'm on replay #3 . . . too funnaaaaaay !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# some impressive mullet wings going on right there
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# never heard the term before
he's clearly having the best time though. bless
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# STOP MULLET TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# No idea.
I need Guinness

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Good work on the cat faces there

and a nice cartoony font, I like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Haha, top stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# RUMBLE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# haha :D
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Tops :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Ooooh scary
The cat on the right is definitely the most well-'ard.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Get him!
That'll teach him to bury it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# that's wonderful!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# lecture doodle
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Ooh lovely
I like to see a man turning himself on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# why not have a remote control man instead?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Scaramouche Scaramouche will you do the fandango!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# He's going to microwave his ass!

lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I think that I may have attended the same lecture . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# ^this very picture right here was my inspiration
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Aaaaaaah . . . so it was the same lecture . . . glad i took notes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# FEETS
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I give up saying nice things about your pictures because you're always so awesome :(
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Somehow I can picture Guy Goma doing that
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
#
he watches it wait
metallic pincers soon to snap
risk it, no itv!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# yeah
click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# ha ha
loving your style still
do a big canvas version :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Helloooo b3ta.

2 days in...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# "Quaaaaaid."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
*has just seen that*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ooh, nicely!
Is this a year of photos that you're doing?
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# :D
Yepp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Haha
Seems I'm the only person left on Flickr that hasn't done the 365 days thing yet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I haven't
but then I'm not on Flickr either

FUCK THE WORLD!!! I AM TEH REBEL

Screw you Twitter as well! I'll have none of that nonsense

*drops trousers and runs out in to the street*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I really don't understand the Twitter thing
least of all the hype about it

Flickr is for pictures. I like pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Twitter is a fantastic tool
for fantastic tools
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Touché.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I don't.
We should come down harshly on pictures and the causes of pictures!

Also pointlessly, I wrote a backwards short story journal about a time machine in Twitter. REBELLIOUS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Hah, I like how you think

but not the part about the precious pictures, you heathen
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# seems like twatter is a better description
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
Joinnnn ussssss
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# NOOOOooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I've
not done it either. Seems silly to me. Although I thought about 365 of morning hair...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I'd only do it if it was something entirely silly
like 365 days of looking at my watch, or fridge contents

or my morning hair, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I'd do 365 pictures of myself but just gradually age them in photoshop so by the end of the year I look like that nazi from Indiana Jones after looking in the ark/drinking from the wrong grail.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# or something like that

but I just know I can't be arsed halfway through week one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Mstandot has cornered
the flickr market in looking at his watch!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Is it that bad?
The bedhead, I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# i'm sort of doing it
only i'm not very good at photos, so i'm trying to do one creative thing a day. it's fun, and it's dragging me out of my uncreative rut by the ears
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# velly nice:0
EDIT: I never knew you were in Blair Witch Project:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Hahahahahah
x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# You appear to be all grainy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# *looks at self*
Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# very nice
it looks like the photo was taken at night during a snowstorm and an earthquake and a nuclear explosion
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# It was!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# O hai filtergirl
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# ooh
did you get that done down the precinct?
those machines are well boss
it totally looks like a pencil sketch, dunnit?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Peak - A - Boo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Good cropping
Sort of fits together.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I used a filter once
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I was in a war.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Better late than never?
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# erm
whose gonna try that number....
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# OMG!! just tried it!
It really is Arnold Schwarzenegger's cellphone number!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Try it. You might have a polite conversation and become the best of buddies.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# international call for me :(
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Need away, mate
Cos I am not a gay man.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Yeah you but you have a bumhole don'tcha?:P
'ningles teh potty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# 'ning
No, no I don't!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Sorry i forgot
You're single:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I think 078 numbers are t-mobile
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# .
Photobucket


.
(Catnipppp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Aww poor little bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# nicely
best place for them, bloody things.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# On noes!
Somebody put him out of his misery.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# No one wants old and used Nokia 2G handsets anymore. So that's where they go to die!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I'm still using...
...a 6310i. It was brought out of retirement when my K800 committed hara-kiri.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# :(
Great picture
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Arf!
Nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# *sings Coffee and TV*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# RING RING TURDPHONE

nice picture

.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Never used one either . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# *violins*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# communism
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# The bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# they are after our processed goods and partly functional telephone system
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Good for them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# But good for us?
Eh?

Eh?

I was making a picture of Saint Cyril of Jerusalem smiting Patrick and his band on faux-Irish piss-heads.

But I am going to stop as I cannot be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Don't worry. We all have very vivid imaginations.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# MOTHER RUSSIA
CCCP
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
CP Cs C
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Electrical goods and garden waste
should be separated: that turd and Nokia should not be in the same area. I pay my council tax so things like this shouldn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# how topical
i just got a new phone today!
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# *tinfoil hats*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# yay
someone has phoned me up to tell me that they are going to phone me up

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Don't give in to the telemarketers!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# heh
but he might give me a job :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# What if it's a trick and it's you that's calling ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# then I am doomed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# hehe. That's excellent.
Places in the UK are springing up offering you 'hundreds' for your used phones which seems like a great idea until you realise that it's not worth the effort unless you have anything newer than a Nokia 6800 that you might get £30 for as most other older phones they offer you £1.
You might get £180 for an 8gb 3G Iphone but who would want to do that when they could get more on ebay?
Out of interest I looked at one that was plastered all over the newspaper recently and put in the details of my XDA exec that cost £750 new. £30 offered. Bargain. I'd rather bin them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# haha you failboat
xdas are rubbish

its like the tesco value blackberry
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Without the tie-in which the Blackberry has.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# without it's mainlining of crackberry juice, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# BES architecture
*comes*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# FAILBOAT!
stop the 'insult of the day' comp - WE HAVE A FUCKING WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# :P
i only poke fun of him cos im on his ignore. stupid i know but addictive.

btw can´t believe how long it´s been since u got this fp´d

members.optushome.com.au/bf1964/AT-ATdrag.gif

im getting old :(
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# yes and once thats finished
we die alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Yeah, they're full of crap
You'd have to replace your phone on a monthly basis to get even a few quid from them.
We recycle them at Oxfam.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# the only people who can afford to do that are the ones who steal a new one each month
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Yeah. I agree with the principle
if there is a charitable excuse but these people are apparently getting phones for next to nothing and reselling them in developing countries for huge profits.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I was out in Tunisia
in 2003 and got offered about £200 for my shitty PAYG phone that cost me about £50. If I had known, I would have taken loads :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# was probably fake money
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Ha!
Probably. I would have taken the money if it wasn't all inclusive anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# just another crap scam
mind, my phone is completely losing it now

the recharger connector doesn't quite work all the time

which is great!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# This just made me realise that phone thieves must have an easy time converting the goods to money

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# kerching
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Aaaaw I bet that fucker Ed Byrne did it!
Much wooness.

God I just had a girl check in and she was utterly stunning. Then she started speaking and I couldn't wait for her to go:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Accent?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# well, if you insist
Gawd oi jarst hard a gurl cheaak in ond shoi was uttarly stunnoing. Than shoi stortid spoiking und oi caldn't woit fur her to go:P
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Aah that's better
Now I understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# well a septic:P
Just voice!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Oh lordy
I bet she spoke through her nose!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# She sounded like one of the Bratz!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# great stuff :D
i've been hanging on to my old phone for many years, it's got several buttons and a black and white screen and Snake 2, which is all any phone should ever need.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Very good.
I think I still have one of those phones somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# This, sir
is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# all rubs handsets should be treated like this
(can't help but be prickishly confused how people make do with handsets more than 12 months old!)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I hated them carphone warehouse ads
where they bullied little phones; license to say it's okay to act like an unsympathetic twat more like.

*makes followup ads where the kids are pushed under a laughing bus*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Very nice a little over contrasted and saturated but i see where you were going with this!
(Fly Projector, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# The reason google's getting more sinister...


(thanks to Evilscary for doing this meme so beautifully and giving me the idea!)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I used google several times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I used google several times
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Dude! We're, like, website brothers

sisters?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# 2nd Cousins
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Oh shit, you are dutch arnt you! Anything goes there! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# It does?

Phoooaaarrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# You should know :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# *leaves the house immediately*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Plays banjo
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
i love zalgo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I used google several times
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I used google several times
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I used google several times
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I used google several times
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Google is left-handed!?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Is there something wrong with being left handed?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Silly 'piphany
Nowhere did I imply that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# *slowly lowers pitchfork*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# >:(
I cant help being left handed!

Its not my fault!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Ok
Firstly, if you are unaware of this, look up the word "sinister".
Secondly, I am left-handed so everyone back off now. Slowly, before I spang you all!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# i think left handed people use a mac
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I do not use one of those, how dare you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I don't
and don't know any left-handed people who use one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I fucken well don't
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Yes! It also stands to the left of the bearer of the arms...
poor old left handed people and their evil connotations...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I used google several ti-ZALGO
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I used google once*
*several times
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I used google several times
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# hahaha
also, something about google
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I used google once
I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I used google seve.... ZALGO
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] errrrrr


First ever post! Woop!

x
(Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Nice, but sorry
I only watch Spider News



/edit: what is that in her hair? Smurf sewer pipes?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# arfle
(Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Would I be lynched if I were to say
Would!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# No, we'd just tell you to get in line

behind k3b/-\b and Sunshine Elephant
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Yes k3b/-\b would be the first in line for anything right now
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# But I called dibs on her first!
mutters about how unfair b3ta's got...
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# You people just sort it out, okay?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# well
sunshine elephant would.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# pffffft *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I've just discovered : UKTV Style answers its own questions in the listings
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# That is a nice find
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# balls, double chin?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# this is: How to survive the double-chin crisis
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# what are they???
can't figure it out
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# nose and cheekbone
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# nose and cheek/.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Tit and ear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# crack and sack
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# awww
i was nervously gonne google image COCK and post a pic

phew
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# haha
you should submit that to the radio 4 news quiz
www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/newsquiz.shtml
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# welcome!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# welcome new person
may as well get this out of the way, still images should be no more than 100kb, that could easily be nearer 60kb with no loss of quality, bear it in mind for the future.
some handy tips on optimisation here:
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
in a nutshell if you're using photoshop, 'save for web' in the file menu is the way to go, dead easy to fiddle with file size.

oh, and should you ever want to change anything about your post, hit the edit tab under it don't delete and start again, it causes earthquakes in jade goody.
again, welcome a/board.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# thanks
and duly noted x
(Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I only watch smug Australian PMs
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I dont get it, but hello!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# It's probably news brought to you in the form of bad poetry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# she's a ((gothnews) )reader
ayye?
(Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# it's Wogan's Happy Lepre-Cannon!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# this
disturbs me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# that is his piss bag
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# A plot of gold !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# evening
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Hey ya . . . magical stuff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# ta, ta very much
now back to work for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha fuck! Great bulging!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Arf! That Wogan is such a troublemaker
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# That'll need some serious ice smoothing.
I was going to repost chump and vimod on their Zamboni, but I think i've pea'd it too many times.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# It's all the rage now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# it looks like black and white
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# this is more horrific than the time ivor the engine went sledging
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# tignes/val'd?
aicmtp
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Duck Stupid !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# DUCK POWER
also what the hell just happened
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Spammer spammed
Mod modded
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# noo they didnt
or at least i don't think they did, the board works in the way it should, not in the silly way everyone thinks it does
(sanguine_badger, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# haha
i deleted all my threads, since when did the board refill with pics?
(sanguine_badger, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Oh great
Now i'm sandwiched between David Webster
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# that's long been a dream of mine
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# i can make your dreams come true
(sanguine_badger, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Hah hah
This is a top picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Either way, you're still a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# if they'd stayed the other threads go off into the bowels of b3ta
but yes they do come back, i'm only guessing here as i've just pitched up but i'm assuming you posted a load of stuff with no pics.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# A close encounter of the attention-whore troll kind
Edit : And well done to the Mods for such a swift response!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# there were no mods
was all me, i had a plan, it didn't work
(sanguine_badger, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# David webster got taken away for raping paedophiles or something
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# DUCK !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Needs more rockets
Then it wouldn't keep missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Ooooooh yeah . . . what wasn't I thinking !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# dave webster?
did you just rape the board?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# You called?
DAMN what a giveaway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# huh ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# someone called dave webster just posted a whole bunch of new threads then deleted them.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Got me . . . I see nothing . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# yeah
i thought it was meant to push the pics off the board and they wouldn't come back once i deleted my messages :S
(sanguine_badger, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# YAY! You're my first ever ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# oh
there was me hoping you'd been banned
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I must call VIMOD
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# What the fuck was that \/\/\/\/
Wooo by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I no !
that's why too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Well that was strange.
Nice duckage.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# True . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Imagines a dog chuckling
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Sniggers . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Sracist!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Needs more David Webster.
Also: yay for dux...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I could listen to that . . . overoverover and over again . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I wonder if it sounds shit where I missed a bit of shading on the grey bit 'cos I'm a twat?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# aw, I was enjoying it until you mentioned that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# ouch
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# True story:

Back in the day, when the NES and Duck Hunt were quite popular, I went to a Dutch toy store with my brother to purchase said game (my brother being eight years younger than me).
The elderly proprietor of the shop kept referring to the game as 'Dick Hunt'.
I had a feeling he didn't see his error, but my brother did. We sniggered all the way home.
He bought the game. Turned him flamboyantly gay and all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# At least brother didn't change his name . . . did he ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
#


Click for bigger (278 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Duuuuuck!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I still have that at home, with the zapper, good times
I had a copy of hogans alley aswell, but we could never get it to work :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Duck season!
wabbit season
Woo to changing heads


(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I'm not sure if I can endorse this




it always ends in Peppers with me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# As its morning here and I've just got out of bed. May I request your Peppers morning anim?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA - YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Always a good start to the morning. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Grew some !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Ooooooooooooh yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)

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