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#
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Cashing in
The Bristol Evening Post are really cashing in on this whole Jade Goody thing

(kylet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Evening Poo
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# flickr.com
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# ^^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# must be owned by clifford
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Bristle FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# good one
real genuine bedroom lols
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha
top spot
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Oh the humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# How is Steve these days?
Apple get everywhere.
(kylet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Not mine, but always raises a laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# office lol!
Pie Crisis????

I must know more!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Well, it is
in Leeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I can top all of these
Welcome to somerset:


Click for bigger (31 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Welcome?
I spent 18 years trying to get out of that place.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# You jammy bastard!
Did you find the bus station?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# In Yeovil, yes.
It smelled like piss and dissappointment.

'Pissappointment', if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# He's a well-educated fellow, fallen on hard times
And another great reason why I shouldn't try and art, but I like him so thought I'd share:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Rub... rub... wink... wink...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# hehehe
and as if to totally counteract your skillS I offer this....

*dons stuntman suit*

HENRYPARTY! SO VERY VERY NSFW (AND SHIT AND PROLLY BINDID)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Dagnabbit!
That's blocked where I am... I'll have to look later.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# don't save up your excitement
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Oh my
*drops monocle*
Tel's such a charmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# woosome work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I love Wogan...
Best of all the TV wankers!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure where I was going with this...


I think it was the headline that made me do it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# When I read that headline I keep thinking of the Harry Enfield 'Women' sketch
/nicely done there :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I keep thinking that too...
then I remember that is 'know your place'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# is it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Foiled!
*stands corrected*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# ;) it is a great sketch
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Why do I find the caravan cute?
They're anything but... bloody things, blocking up our roads, making me late going to places... *shakes fist in anger*

Threadjack time, because it doesn't strictly adhere to the rules of the compo. But then again, when has that ever stopped anyone before, eh?


CFB here!
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] We've all been there...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# That man has only shaved his balls. How rare.
Also, slightly NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# it's reminding me of Brian May
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Not safe for work?
But safe for pre-watershed advertising?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Slightly reminiscant of a clown wig isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Looks like some big nosed scouser to me
especially Picture No.2

"Calm Down Calm Down!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# only??
also i think he may have a caterpillar on his thumb
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# NSFW!?
It looks like a disapproving nosy-bonk in an afro FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# What is a condom?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# you are Alfie Patten aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# A thing that makes you feel like you're fucking in fog.
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Nice aliteration!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I learnered a new word.
:)
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# You aliterate!
(Edit: oops, how rude: "person unwilling to read, although able to do so", according to New Oxford American Dictionary)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# You keep trying to get it in and mutter "Mist! Mist again!"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# The Young Ones *nostalgia*
Have We Got A Video?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# YES WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Kill the hippy
:)
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Do you think Neil will come back with the cure?
NO, Rik. It's Madness this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# sausages and plants and goldfish
I've discharged my responsibilities, now discharge yours
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] everything's done online these days...
Photobucket
(Lord Chode, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I have a welding emergency
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# "kid.jpg", eh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# ill have you know..
that was a post prior to this one b3ta.com/board/9306502 :)
(Lord Chode, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Subject: FIRE
*calls 0118999881999119725 3*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Well, THAT'S easy to remember...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I was just about to suggest that
"Fire exclamation mark, fire exclamation mark, fire exclamation mark, yours sincerely Maurice Moss"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# BIGGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Felt a bit shy at the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Humpty Dumpty clinging on for dear life
Humpty Dumpty FUCK BOOM RAPIST
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Been done?
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# it is useful to be two people
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# brickfük?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ah ah ah
EDIT: oh... b3ta.com/board/9304807
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# The downside of necrophilia
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Well that's I what I think when I see that logo
(Randy Homemaker Going nowhere at his own pace on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# ROFLMAO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
My favourite safety icon (albeit a limited market in terms of excitement) ever!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Beendun??


Couldn't resist...
(mick2404, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Who's that then?

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# thats you that is
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# See that Josef Fritzl?
That's your dad/brother/grandfather that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# library lols
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Glad to be of service!
While you're there can you get me some fish and chips please?
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# its funny because she has no hair and then died a horrible death
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# OF CANCER AND FAME
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I dont think the fame killed her
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ^this^
I fucking piss myself everytime someone does a JADECANCERLOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Oh yeah
I forward all of these on to my mother who is bed ridden with cancer, bless her. :(

I bet she lolz in secret.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# What about my poor mother?
Hitler - she gets shopped in here all the time.
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# what is it about Jade's death that has unleashed a wave of de-lurking lurkers on us?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# they've waited a long time for this event
sleeper agents if you will
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# The smooth outline of her bald head is easier to 'shop.

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# it's the 'Sauron Effect'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# shit always rises to the top...sometimes it just takes a while
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Maybe if you'd just tried resisting a tiny little bit more...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# "Well goodness gracious me..Rodney"
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# pffft!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Was that joke racist
is this sentence racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# what about this reply?
you kikey paki nignog wop dago kraut chinky sandwog honky?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I really fancy a cheese and pickle sandwog!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# would you like honky with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# LOL
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# "that man has the appearance of a pakistani"
is not a racist sentence.

"Fucking Pakis should fuck off back to swaziland and eat their turnips"

is a racist sentence, and a stupid one.

Please print and keep this handy guide.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# It's spelled Switzerland you idiot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *sore throat lols*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Fuck off you spear chucking golliwog!
I am not racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# oh, right
er, can I have your ckae then?


edit: CAKE cake cake fucking CAKE, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# No.
Now get back to slaving for me!

No cake for MmmBongoWongo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# remembering his butchering of french,
surely something like

"Madras keema naan bombay, Rodney, madras keeme naan bombay."
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha, that's soooo racist
you said a list of indian food stuffs, you racist
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I'm not racist
some of my favourite waiters are indian.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# "What's the french for duck rodders?"
"It's Canard"
"You can say that again!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# classic :D
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# I am very tempted by this....
www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/1126219/Only-Fools-And-Horses-Box-Set-Complete-Series-Specials/Product.html

Oops, edited with the right one....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# just get UK Gold!
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# Fools and Horses 24?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# "what's the pakistani for duck, rodders?"
"Well, Del, there's no such language as 'Pakistani', English is the official language of Pakistan and used in official business, government, and legal contacts, while Urdu is the national language. Other major languages used in the country include Punjabi, Sindhi, Seraiki, Pashto, Balochi, Brahui, Potwari, Kashmiri, Farsi, Gujari, Dari, Hindko, Memoni and Marwari."

"Oh"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# If it was me, I'd apologise for telling a rubbish joke
...

Well, ok, a more-rubbish-than-usual joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# What do you call a scottish cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# A Highland Coup?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Is that a scottish cow with five tits by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Ooh! Then I know this!
Take That and Lulu!

/getting way too excited
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# not really i just wanted to see your punchline
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Well I hope you're happy now!
Stringing me along like that. Tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Ham head, Mo' Hamhead, Rash head, all far better punchlines
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Do you have a sock for all occasions?
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# hey - how did you get out of the cellar?
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# 'most'

not done death weddings or bar mitzvahs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Come on Prodg
Where is the 'LitteSockPlanet' one then?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Work in progress then??
:D

Also, stop having more trophies than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha top work
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Must Be The Reason....


...Why I'm still skint!
(TomJoad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Are you some kind of Tory fancier?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# You don't have to fancy the tories
to realise Brown/any other polititian is a fuckwit of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Yes.
It is scientific fact that Conservative women are FILTHY in bed. FILTHY.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# grimy sheets lol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Tory Fancier?
Nope, but I do like the way that Brown dislocates his jaw when he breathes in.
(TomJoad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] meh


I spent ages on this and it's crap :(
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# the last line of your post
was the only line in my final school report.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Jam Sandwich in the VHS is the choice of weapon for most toddlers
haha

EdiT: if it's blueberry pie would it be a Blu-ray player?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# My nephews weapon of choice
was taking the Sky card out and hiding it. He also had a habit of hiding my glasses from me. Somewhere in my house are 3 pairs of them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha
he sounds enterprising
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# You say enterprising,
I say a pain in the arse and ginger ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I have 2 pairs now
New ones for wearing at work and out and about

and old ones for in the house, for when my lad pulls them off and demonstrates their amazing memoflex properties (they aren't memoflex)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Sounds like my mates daughter :) I haven't actually got any at the moment, I must get some.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# What, kids?
Kids 'R' Us have a good deal on at the moment, I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I did that in front of the now Mrs S when we had just met.
Do you like my new glasses - they are those bendy types....

SNAP!
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# My Son goes
"hello Daddy - that looks like fun - here, let me pulls them off your face and bend the arms apart and smear my grubby fingers over the lenses"

actually it's more like "Daddy Dup Giggle Giggle" cos he's only 20 months....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# *shrugs shoulders*
Kids eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# tosser.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# no - she's lovely
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# What a catch :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# damn right sister
now what say you and me get us a 4 pack of beer and get down to some rutting
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# *swoon*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *drags home*
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# Knowing girls from Faversham,
you wont need that much booze ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# i didn't think
any of it was for "her"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Git ;)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# get a bird cage put him in it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# deep fry him?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Not on your nelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# ^so true
I took mine apart to find it full of satsuma peel
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# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I WAN WAN!
Where can yer get em' n' oww mach day costings?
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# why is keith flint putting a pastry into a video recorder?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Suet my bitch up!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# haha
he's the pie-rewinder
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# A sock for any occasion
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# why is keith pastry putting flint into a video recorder?
answer me that
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# ha! this^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# This would have made a much better film :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
have a cloick
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# H aha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Was that a hiccup?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Could have been :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I can see the Daily Fail headline for tomorrow: "Des O'Connor in Hindu Fail"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# :)
haha...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# and a *click*
for you too!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
This would have made a much better film image challenge :)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Ha ha!!
Genuine LOL at the last frame!

Brill! *clicky*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
this is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
if only this were true
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Guffor Guffor!
Nice one! ...one problem though ...we don't see him taken out! ...will there be a sequel i wonder? hmmm? :P
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha!!
Apparently old Des is playing at Glasto this year :o
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
stunner ! *clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Raising a child is not difficult if you follow these instructions
Photobucket
(Lord Chode, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# or one very raped and dead one
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# also: TJ
It's not even funny
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# OK the fact that the BBC have seen fit to repeat the so-called joke on their website kind of undermines their position on it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# indeed
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# News is Hypocritical!
when has this ever been the case ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Dangermouse is a Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Ooh, carrots!
Who'd have thought it, a cartoon about a white mouse and his little brown sidekick.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# a spokeswoman said he had been "horrified" when hearing he had "given offence"
To whom?

It wasn't broadcast and no complaints were made, so who did he 'give offence' to.

And it's not racist anyway
Or funny, as Griffy said
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# now this is both funny and offensive
b3ta.com/board/9306550
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# hahahaha lmao!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# and then theres this:
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# he gave offence to me
by appearing on that twat's radio show.


/still pissed off that Pete and Geoff got knocked off breakfast for that jumped up wanker, and that Geoff's been knocked off late nights, and they've employed Iain Fucking Lee
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I thought CoC was good on xfm
and his leaving seemed to be instrumental in it's decline

Always liked Pete and Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# i liked o'connel
up until he did that channel 5 show and i realised what a colossal cunt he is. he's still better than Moyles, but since he can't fill dead air for 5 minutes between songs i think I might offer radio 1 my arsehole on a particularly flatulent day to replace him. I quite like Allan Lake though, right kind of mix of self deprication and faux self-love
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Dear god
People get wound up over a crappy joke like that?
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# No, that's the weird thing
People think people are going to get wound up by it, and self-censor, therefore making the situation worse and craeting a 'panic' where none would have existed.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I'm incredibly offended. Some of my best friends are hats and coats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# i am appalled.
And so are the rest of the ppalled people.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# That's simply ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# or a very loyal and determined one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Surely the best way to bring up a child
is with 2 fingers down the back of the throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# yea
if you want to bring up its guts
(Lord Chode, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# is the typographical error in your sig deliberate?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# ha!
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# I was also just thinking this....
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# or some remarkable insight in to the way a mind works
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# PEDOFILS OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# dey tuk ar jeeeeeebs
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I find this disturbing
I was left in an office and raised by accountants
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# lots of 'double-entry' eh?
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#
A little boy says to his mother, "Mummy, how come I'm black and you're white?"

His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that fucking party, you're lucky you don't bark!"
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# HILLBILLY DIVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The
farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'


The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't
understand, Do you have a suit?


The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a
case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.


The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the
John Deere'


The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'


By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The
farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
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# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# heard that one before
classic!
(Lord Chode, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Euthanasia Beach
I didn't photoshop this so perhaps that's against the rules. But I think the sign means this is where you take old or disabled people in wheelchairs to drown them.

It's better than some downtown clinic in Switzerland, look there are palm trees, what a nice place to end it.
(NostromooTheCow, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# you'll know the answer(s) soon.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Hi, I'm Dirk Bogarde and I approve this message
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Quick! Stick teh Quo or Henry in.
Anything!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# YOU MADE THIS KITTEN SAD...I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING HAPPY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# *starts to cry*
someone hold me :,,,,(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# *holds*
*steals wallet*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# what a cruel person!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I know..people just don't think of the consequences!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *says nothing about today's episode*
/except you're gonna love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# argh

goes and downloads
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# If it's sad, then it's defective. Stick it in a blender and feed it to the happier kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# No, it's where you take disabled people to feed them bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# i've just realised I'm psychic... I know exactly what I'm going to type BEFORE I PUT FINGER TO KEY!
I knew I was gonna type that, see?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# No it is an open air bacon restaurant
with disabled facilities.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Bacon
Or 'Only feed bacon to wheelchair users'
(Mr maggoo, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] This should definately help
(unbrained wants the enhancement pedal!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Economcists are Dummies
TOPICALSATIRELOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# OK- so where has the bottom of the board gone?
edit: meh - it's back
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# Poof
I was thinking the same thing. Magic.
(unbrained wants the enhancement pedal!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# VOODOO!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Seems like
a conspiracy to me
(unbrained wants the enhancement pedal!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# are you suggesting Rob flew Princess Diana into the World Trade Centre?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I thought
that was fact?
(unbrained wants the enhancement pedal!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

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