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[challenge entry] Shane
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# shane on you
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# rum soddomy and the lasso
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha I can almost hear him singing country and western.
My W.H.I.S.K.E.Y got drunked toda-ay.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Shit that is scary
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Just Shane on it!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha
Thought the horse would've bolted at the sight of him...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# ACE!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# "Dare to be stupid" is a fine philosophy
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# put your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan!
Ace
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# sticks daffodils in his ears*
I wholeheartedly argree.

Woo
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# yes
I always wanted to be like a surgeon
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Top work sir!
:)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Hehehe, must listen to some weird al now
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Heheh yuk yuk
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# beautiful!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# that's unnerving
it's making my teeth chatter
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# haha yes, the best non-Devo Devo song ever :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# hehehehe :)
*bargle nardle zouss*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Haha that's brilliant!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Watch us wreck the mic, watch us wreck the mic, watch us wreck the mic,
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Stop the internet
we have a winner
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# SE9 favouritism FTW :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Haha
Yes :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Haha!

morning all!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Ning Medi!
How is the vegetable search going?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Rather well!

I might be branching out to legumes
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# You dirty bitch!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# legumes; teh sexah food!
'ningles teh med.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# ningles
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Oh yeah!
Your most favouritist group evar!!

Woo!

;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# You joke,
but I did used to listen to their cover of Stepping Stone constantly when it came out!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I actually like that version
They were alright
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Aye,
they weren't as terrible as people made out. Well, relatively speaking anyway compared to what else was in the charts :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# oh dear
hahaha :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha
You orrible little man:P
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Rock the mic!!
*Click* :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# haha
*watches them scratch the mic*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Couldn't agree more
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I knew it!
You utter bastard! ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# ...*runs*...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# haha!
woooo
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# *watches them wreck the mic*
You're in good form today, young man :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Why thank you :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Shurley?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Which one's the slobbering dog?


Woo.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# you know what
the dog's mouth is probably very similar
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Hoochie mama
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Hahaha
'ning all

I wont reply, so if you want me to, gaz me
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# from the look of that residue, Hooch should read this:
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# interesting!
*vaccinates* Well, son, it might keep you safer when you start... erm... when you grow up.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Haha
Who run Barter Town?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Yeah yeah yeah - I know, I know - "Needs more Noel Edmonds" ...


CFB
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# The tradis has had a facelift then.
woo
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Oooh, very Silent Hill (IMO, anyway)
in a good way, and only a twist. Nice.

I'm going to make more tea before I fall asleep.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# i thought this too
the silent hill thing, not the tea thing
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# What is this tea you speak of?
*hides in bunker*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# why is it always levels and contrast in your images?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Nice, Mr Bond

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# NOTHING
in this world needs more Noel Edmonds, not even Noel Edmonds.

Tis very good as it is!

EDIT: Possibly apart from Noel Edmonds' coffin
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# A warm, fluffy
*Click* :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I don't understand your stuff.
You what, mess with a few photo settings?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Yes.
Just like everyone else.

Cheer up - it's nearly the weekend.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Hummus courtesy Ron Manager, Fast Show series 3 Episode 4(ish)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How silly :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Isn't it? mmmm?
I'll just leave this here
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# haha
there's years left in this one
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Faceloose surely!!


(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# reminds me of sara jessica horseface
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# ahhh, I wondered who I'd stolen that from :)

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# pffft....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# arf!
Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again. He said "No, but please just call her Heather"
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha
ROlf obviously in his Just for Men period there.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# hehe
the only pic I could find with him looking the right way had the top of his head cropped, so I borrowed Raphe's hair and lego'd it in
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I hate having to find head shots at that angle.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Does he use his wobble board as a shield?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# liklihood is high
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# This i would like to see
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel like cuttin', cuttin'....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# *fears*
'ningles.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# ewww....ning
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# He looks strangly surprised
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# :D
Great minds sir, great minds ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# christ almighty, that looks creepy as hell!
nings N!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Nings!
:D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Sorry ...i just wanted to try one of these!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Seams fine to me :D
In other news, *wants*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Yours is why i tried it yours is better though!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# now thats a good un
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# haha!!! WTF!
Metal Micky!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# yays
see my sig:P
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Apologies if bindun...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# HAHAHA
with good cause too!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Tops :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# hahahahahha! Full of WOOO!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahaha
Yes!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Brilliant!
This makes me optimistic for the day.

Morning, board!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Hahahahahaha...
"Hey Yorke!"
"Call me... gammy eye"

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# hahah
nicely done
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Hahaha :)
I like the bjork one better
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# officelol
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# hahaha!
sofa lols :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha
loverly :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ahahaha
no escape, everything is hopeless here
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Sweet =)
Hey I've never reposted before cos... I don't post enough. But I reckon I can make a tenuous excuse to post this.



I feel growed up now

S

(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# oh, yes!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# this is lepraaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# STEAMPUNK
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I wuv peamsunk
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# peen spunk?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# hahaha
This is really real and science!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Ooh I say!
*votes*

Have a Helga



(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# woo
but can it be milked?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# For Zyklon B, sure.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Bayer
your friendly manufacturers of Zyklon b and other home remedies
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Now in economical JewPellet formula.
*is kosher, is allowed*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Oooh
*likes everything above*

Off to Godot.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# *hug* see you soon chap
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Mechanazis!
WOO! and YAY!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# YO Steve
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# ningles!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Crikey!
That's a lovely, big, mechanical, Nazi lady :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Any rich Queenslanders amongst us?

Because I can't afford them.
(CDC added to stop claims of un-shoppednes)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# o_O
?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Eh?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Ah I see.
I though it said Old but it's QLD. So basically a screenshot with a CDC drawn on licence plate site and he thinks it makes a difference.
Although it is now possible since I last was there it's now compulsory to have a small CDC on the bottom left of all Australian webpages.
We'll have to ask out man in the field Kebab.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Yes, yes we shall :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Mr. Man in the Field, Kebab is this so?
*rattles a packet of Star Trek nibbles to tempt him out*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Any rich Queens?
you want elton john
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# In more ways than one:P
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Done a TOAP
...so not starting a new thread

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll be surprised if this hasn't been done, but I couldn't find one....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# :D
Originally, I was gonna stick Bananarama in there, but then I realised the error of my ways and shouted at myself, saying "WHAT ARE YOU DOING REDSUSHI! YOU FUCKING IDIOT! THERE IS A BAND CALLED THE BYRDS YOU TWATNUGGET."

I then self flagellated.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# as you should!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# *rocks out*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Put your rocks away you perv!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Marvellous!!
Yay for Hitchcock :D *click*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Hitchcock - sounds like Will Smith to me
mind you in that image doesnt Hitchcock look like a bear from tv?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# He looks a bit Joey Deacon to be honest with you....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# theres a bit of joey in us all
/exception proves the rule
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# *dribbles*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# hahahhahaha! Brill :D
'ningles everyone!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Ning Stephen.
How do?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# not too bad,
aside from people keep inviting me around, not to enjoy my splended company, but simply because they have broken their PC and want me to fix it. I'm taking a stand and not doing enyone else any more favours. Grrrr.


(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Awwww!
By the way, do you wanna come round and fix my external hard drive? ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# ugh... I had to fix one of those for my dad the other day...
ended up ripping it out and mounting it in teh PC internally... Crappy connections and power supply had fried, but the HD was fine.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# It just wont appear on explorer for some reason
and makes an annoying clicking noise. Oh well.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# well, you could open it up, remove the actual HD out of the casing
and try using something like this:
www.newertech.com/products/usb2_adaptv2.php
to see if it the the case's connection and power supply.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# haha!
Double woo! I heartily heart the Byrds and Mr Hitchcock... together, they'd be UNSTOPPABLE.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# As each day goes by,
I love you more and more lady :D Shame you live the wrong side of the tracks really ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I had suggested it
in a comment on another Hitchcock Birds entry, but I was too sleepy to actually do it.

The Yardbirds would work too.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] This film ain't big enough for the both of us...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# I seem to recall
someone doing "You've got AIDs", twas very funny :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# hehehe :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# lol
Yeah I think it got bandwagoned one Sunday at the start of last year.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Oh Goofy! ....what have you done?!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:31, archived)
# AAAAAHHHHAHHHHHAHHHAH
 
shit yeah
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Good heavens, Miss Yakamoto!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)
# 'ningles all. Had this in my head this morning (to the tune of ('And So This Is Christmas')
And so this is b3ta.
And what have we done?
Noob Tuesday is over.
New compo to be won.
And so this is b3ta.
The new compo was giz.
We'll all blame Fraiser.
As if the fault was his.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Last line needs some work
but very poetic for this hour!

'nings!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:41, archived)
# This****
The blame is all his?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Hahaha
YES!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# work the lyrics man!
It scans well enough to my ears.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Cheers cuntnugget!
Now I will have that song stuck in my head all day :(
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# *gets everyone to join hands in a cirlce round Sushi, sway and sing*
And so this is b3ta.
And what have we done?
Noob Tuesday is over.
New compo to be won.
And so this is b3ta.
The new compo was giz.
We'll all blame Fraiser.
As if the fault was his.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Is that
in case yours doesn't get picked... and I hope, sir, it is not broadside at my fine and popular suggestion for this week.

Or is it... mmm... is it... ahh
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# In the case that mine is not picked
it changes to:

And so this is b3ta.
And what have we done?
Noob Tuesday is over.
New compo to be won.
And so this is b3ta.
The new compo was giz.
We'll all blame Fraiser.
As the fault was his.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# HAHAHA! BURN! BURN IT ALL!!!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:37, archived)
# He's such a Goof! :P
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:40, archived)
# Hooray!
I wonder what he was cooking?!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:44, archived)
# meth.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:49, archived)
# Ha! so true that whole place is going to Hull! :P
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:54, archived)
# 5 minutes before explosion
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:45, archived)
# SHE IS USING THE GEL
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:49, archived)
# they're hanging better than expected!
that cream gave me a horrid rash though. shan't have a roll in the hay for a few months methinks!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:55, archived)
# She's a TART!
'ningles matey
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Firm and perky
She named them

nings
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Renamed
It was Wrinkled and Saggy before:P
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Oh noes!
There's only one thing for it. Send the disney twunt to the vet to be destroyed!

Woo.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)
# All sorts of things could be happening.
Good morning all. I've had barely any sleep. Fucking wind. I'm going to make a cup of tea.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# 'ningles.
When you say wind...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# she means gas!
use the gel or something
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I use wax.
much better for tall spikes donchaknow?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Whats all this then?
is Disneyland on fucking fire?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Another one for the compo
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# got to keep 'em separated.
 
I am glad albeit a little surprised you did not use Korn for this as a twofer
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:16, archived)
# I never did like them much.
I didn't see what the fuss was all about.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:18, archived)
# I FUCKING HATE KORN
 
a lot of people rave about The Offspring but I've only really heard the singles.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:22, archived)
# I'm not much of a fan
but they certainly do have a following.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:25, archived)
# BONKERS! BONKERS! BONKERS! BONKERS! BONKERS! BONKERS! BONKERS! BONKERS!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:19, archived)
# Let's see how many I can fit in here...
I can't believe you HIT THAT nail on the head. Sometimes, I'm AMAZED, but mostly, I CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND YOU! It's like your using some kind of DIRTY MAGIC, it's almost like a BAD HABIT! I know this girl, and SHE'S GOT ISSUES, but since seeing your compo enter, it's given me strange FEELINGS with your immense SELF ESTEEM. So, next time you decide to COME OUT AND PLAY with the compo, maybes you should SPARE ME THE DETAILS, and end up GONE AWAY! I head BAGHDAD is lovely this time of year. ALL I WANT you to do is not to CHANGE THE WORLD, not to show me THE MEANING OF LIFE, stop STARING AT THE SUN, and stop being the ORIGINAL PRANKSTER. Maybes do something different, WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB?

And on the subject of your compo entry, THE KIDS AREN'T ALRIGHT!


(Love this really!)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# first to recognize the mouth gets free cookie
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:29, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:30, archived)
# blimey
you're quick.
*gives obligatory cookie*
that's even the same pic!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:30, archived)
# you put it in the file name.
DISQUALIFIED! NO COOKIE.

also we were talking about Labyrinth on the weekend so the characters were fresh in my mind.
(there's a facebook quiz, which character are you.. I guess everybody wants to be Jareth)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:42, archived)
# what a silly mistake.
Jareth? Why would everyone want to be that smarmy cunt?

I'd much rather be hoggle, he's humble.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:45, archived)
# I haven't taken the test, but of my other two friends we have one Hoggle and one Ludo.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:51, archived)
# Sir Didymus
or the False Alarms wouldn't be bad either.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)
# There's so many to choose from, though.
I'm tempted to choose to be Aêlst, the skald or Tale-Teller.

Aêlst is much sought-after to entertain at feasts and banquets. His store of ballads, yarns, anecdotes, chronicles, fables, epics, quips, sagas, histories, elegies, satires, legends, romances, adventures, sketches and tales of battle is seemingly interminable - as indeed are the stories themselves. Another thing that distinguishes the compositions of Aêlst from those of almost any other skald or Tale-Teller is the fact that he never uses more than a dozen different words. To some extent this economical use of language explains the impression of interminableness induced by the recitations. The twelve words he uses are: lump, sparrow, like, the, was, roaring, gusset, scuff, limp, testy, bitten-off and rubbish.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:54, archived)
# hehheheh
 
do you have the Brian Froud Goblins book?
I haven't read it..
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:03, archived)
# Goblins of the Labyrinth (Terry Jones, illust. Brian Froud)
is one of the greatest books in the world, a really terrific book, which I have enjoyed for over 20 years. Sometimes when I leaf through the pages I can still catch a hint of the peculiar smell which first attracted me to it.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# STOP THAT!
Have you been keeping score? I think we're tied again,
as I got the last two mindpiss rounds to catch up to you.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:33, archived)
# for the memories that still linger, I thank you mister moon.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:43, archived)
# We can't paint any pictures/As the moon had all our brushes
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:46, archived)
# PRESS THE EJECT AND GIVE ME THE TAPE
 
I see somebody went a bit nuts uploading MP3s to youtube last year - looks like much of Cornology:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuioHTdW5CE
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:54, archived)
# Wow! Am I ever expressing myself!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# now I was looking for this one last year but nothing in youtube
 
and now here it is, albeit cut to entirely unrelated footage
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxQxDcwUd8U
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:18, archived)
# Old film is better than a still image, I guess.
Frankly, anything that exposes more of the Dogs
to people is fine by me. A very important band IMO.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:26, archived)
# I'm glad I was on the board tonight
to see you two talking about them... they are great and I had otherwise never heard of them.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:36, archived)
# Check out "The Rutles" too.
Members of Monty Python, Beatles and Bonzos mix it up for fun and cash.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:51, archived)
#
Who knew the Beatles could be so loony :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:58, archived)
# someone's gonna make
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:16, archived)
# DON'T YOU KNOW BABY
CARS CAN KILL
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:18, archived)
# this may very well be my favorite.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:32, archived)
# In my books Bad Blood is second only to...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:41, archived)
# ahhhahhah yes
this one always stuck in my head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HeEFxgktVg

I think the only clips of "Tent" are from the reunion
Ade Edmondson is good but he is not Viv
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:49, archived)
# It's so hard to pick a favorite, really.
I can't think of a single moment or song that was not wonderful.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:54, archived)
# gotta love
the banjo in bad blood.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:49, archived)
# hell yes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABcNAwytrOY

not sure if "Noises for the Leg" or "Head Ballet" are in youtube..

holy shit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBcnbxOD-Ds
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:42, archived)
# hahaha
head ballet will keep me entertained for ages.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 7:48, archived)
# I don't want it if it has been anywhere near the bog of eternal stench.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:30, archived)
# it's been around
but thankfully not in.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Stroke the cat?
:)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Coming Soon in 2009


It's fast times at Obama high
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:55, archived)
# kal penn for vp
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:01, archived)
# cuntass
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:01, archived)
# w
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:03, archived)
# ahhhhhh okay now this picture is making more sense
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:22, archived)
# I still don't get where topless skateboarding comes into it.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:23, archived)
# i managed to miss that bit in the link
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:27, archived)
# yeah i just got it too
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:12, archived)
# damn, I never even noticed he was in House.
 
haven't been watching it much.. but I did see this one last night, we're only a month behind
www.imdb.com/title/tt1273720/
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:27, archived)
# hes my favorite one
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:33, archived)
# BRACE YOURSELF FOR SOME BAD NEWS THEN
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:35, archived)
# The story has only begun.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:03, archived)
# I laughed my arse off in the first one
dumb stoner humour, but done well.

haven't seen the second, can't recall it being on theatrical release here.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:08, archived)
# It was good.
But not as good as the first.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:12, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:15, archived)
# Boing, John Malkovich



(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Osborne Cox?
 
woo!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)
# I thought you might be worried
about the security of your shit.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Boring John Malkovich!
This is much more fun than he/the movie.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Still more interesting.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:33, archived)
# you fuckers
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:33, archived)
# WHOA
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
 


 
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)
# 1080
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Kashin the cunting elephant!
 
yes, I was a member
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:19, archived)
# V-I-M O-D-(pause)
YOU ARE B AN D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Muddy Mudskipper!
A rat is fine too.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:21, archived)
# is north American opossum.
 
I remember seeing Mickey Rat t-shirts when I was a kid..
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:23, archived)
# Swamp rats!
What they call them where I was born.
Also
Dinner
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)
# our possums are arguably cuter.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:A_possum.JPG

but all marsupials are pretty cute
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Awwww, indeed.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:41, archived)
# these celluloid toys are pretty cool
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:45, archived)
# aside from the fact the little fuckers are eating the country
well, them and the sheep and the cows and the sparrows and ...

cuter than cane toads though
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:00, archived)
# aaaaahhhhhh.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:38, archived)
# M I C K E Y
R O R K E
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:21, archived)
# Mickey uh uhm possum?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:23, archived)
# I'm fond of the American marcupial.
Has more teeth than anything. Lives fast and short. Mocks disease, even poison. And would rather fart-shit odious excretions than propagate violence.

Yatta!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:34, archived)
# crap, you just reminded me of this
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:45, archived)
# good times.
 
you know, I'd never seen the original?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=At-pfAFUldE
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:17, archived)
# woo yay
HOOPLA
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 6:44, archived)
# THE EXCERCISE WAS A COMPLETE SUCCESS
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I WANT A TICKET FOR FRONT ROW SEAT
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:08, archived)
# I CAN NOT BUT THINK YOU HAVE OVER ENGINEERED THIS SOLUTION.
SURELY A SINGLE CRANE WOULD HAVE BEEN SUFFICIENT.
YET, I CAN'T ARGUE WITH SUCCESS.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:12, archived)
# With a single crane the line of vampires can only be so long
with the double crane setup the line can be INFINITE.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:16, archived)
# I CANNOT ENDORSE SUCH AN UNSAFE PRACTICE
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)
# I FEAR EITHER ONE OF THOSE CRANES MAY TIP OVER AT ANY MOMENT
 
ALSO ONE OR BOTH OF THOSE VAMPIRES MAY JUST BE PLAYING DEAD
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 5:56, archived)

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