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[challenge entry] ...and when he pulled his hand out from the back of his dungarees...

...I found out why they're called dung-arees
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# lols
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Okay in this one Mario goes to rehab and eats loads of pills. I'd buy that game.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# why he's already doped outof his eyeballs on 'shrooms
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Then he believes he's paper and tries to hide in a draw of knives. It's a RTS game.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Yeah RTS for Really tight shit!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# They-a tried-a to-a make-a me-a MARIO goto-a rehab-a
I said-a NO NO NO!!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# ..whilst avoiding the ghost of Peachy...
...who he murdered when he found out she was hot for Zelda
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Also Samus. It was a button mashing orgy.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# say, would you like a chocolate pretzel?
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Ta very much!
Oh. It seems to have gone all soggy.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Eeeww!
*passes handkerchief*
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# wow - proper art!
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:38, archived)
# lol
This is all kinds of win
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)
# It may be late, but it's playtime for pussycat : D
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# My cat's not allowed upstairs,
but I put him on my bed this morning while I played my DS.
Whenever I moved my leg he would be unable to understand what was moving, so he kept pouncing on my feet and biting them through the covers.
It was really funny.

And that is when I learned how fun it is to play with cats in bed.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Actually I did it a while ago too and THAT is when I learned.
The last time I did it, though, he went to sleep and when he woke up he would jump in fear whenever I moved them.

That was funnier.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# *hands Pulitzer prize*
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# For added comedy
And that is when I learned how fun it is to play with cats pussy in bed.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# My dog does that.
Except he can bite harder than a cat. Ow.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Woo! Happy Birthday, Clan Soul
Best wishes from Australialand.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Oh my hell. I LOVE this.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# CAT CAT CAT CAT
Also: For some reason I can no longer sign in permanently.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Oh wait no its working now.
END MINI BOARD SPAZ
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# You're clearly wrongfingered.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# CONTINUE PANIC
My bluetooth headset will not connect to my laptop. This is massively gay.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# ARGH ARE YOU USING THE GEL?
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# "THIS GEL IS NOT SUPPORTED BY WINDOWS VISTA AND MAY HARM YOUR COMPUTER"
WHAT THE FUCK?!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# USE.
THE.
GEL.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# UTG SHE EEL
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE USING SHITTY VISTA.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Linux cannot even use the gel.
They have to use opensauce.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)
# i want my future children to grow up in a world wherer this is on TV
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# ^This, hard.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# I wish!
I'll try and get some funding for a short.
Thar's the plan : )
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# It reminds me of that cat came back cartoon.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# they remind me of the cat in Winnie the Witch
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Good Lord you're ace.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Ace as always.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Cats CATS CATS CATS!
Great stuff.

This makes me miss my recently departed floppy Farnsworth.

I hate posting sad stuff, but damn I miss him.

Photobucket
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Good news everybody.
Bad news everybody :(
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# I know. I thought this place wouldn't mind.
Every time I see one of his fantastic animations I just want my Farns back.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Poor fella
: (
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Thanks. We had some amazing times.
All 24 pounds of him.

(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# or at least move your balls
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)
# I would like a pair of socks like this but with the faces on the top
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# I'm stuck in my kitchen on an painfully uncomfortable chair, with only a bad copy of gimp and a touchpad.
And I'm all out of gum.

(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# *sympathizes*
Why the kitchen

I was stuck in my basement on Tues while getting carpet put in.

EDIT: of course I cannot totally sympathize, since I had a regular mouse, but I was sitting on cinder blocks
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)
# I honestly have no idea how people use laptops in any place other than on a desk with a mouse.
They should bring back laptop nipples.

BRING BACK THE NIPPLES!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)
# i cant stand any of it. I have to have a mouse.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# On vista as well to make things exponentially worse.
Navigating pointless and confusing control panels options on touchpad.

JOY
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I need to clarify something here
if i could control the laptop with MY nipples, I might enjoy that
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# I'm fairly sure that was one of Wonder Woman's powers.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# i can actually draw more or less the same with a touch pad as i can with a stylus*
which i finally managed to make work again after 2 months



*predictable jokes to the usual address
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# I presume you mean a graphics tablet.
Rather than you just stabbing your screen with a plastic pen.

Which I imagine is your usual technique
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# would it surprise if that was how I drew?
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# I always imagined your images to be carved into your skin with the point of a school compass.
They have that look to them.

Also, FUCKING WORK BLUETOOTH HEADSET! I wanted to record a hypnosis thing you bastard!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# STRANGE.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Don't have nightmares...
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# blaaargh! :D
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I want to put my penis in it
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# it'll be his penis then
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# The face of Bo....ner retreat.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Lies!
See: www.b3ta.com/board/9350852

Also, it is not John Barrowman!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# JUST BECAUSE YOU LOVE HIM
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Nah
But he's hawt and he can sing xD
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT AND I CAN'T
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# happy b3taday clannypoo
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Thanking you Agent Muu
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# maybe one, or maybe two
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I REALLY REALLY NEED A POO!!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# See, this is why I decided not to be a gynaecologist.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# See, the mistake you're making here...
You're thinking of a Fleurmkob vagina cluster, not a human female's lady-place.
The latter is much nicer in all respects.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# KIWF!!!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# LOL !
What an awesome thing to see first when I log on to B3ta :D
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Cheers! :D
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)
# BULGY EYES.
ALL THE BETTER FOR TOUCHING STUFF WITH.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Touch his eyes. Go on. Touch them...
*throbs*
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)
# give it some fucking gel!
:D
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# It produces its own gel
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)
# can it be milked?
:D
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Sweet Jeebuz!!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# ?
It is late and is easter egg hol time...

...and I have no idea what this means.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# i think it means WOO!!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I agree
umm that lobster girl you asked for...
lobstergirl_for_arangedletters
is didnt go to plan
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Haaa!
thass a bit mental :)

A valiant effort :D
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I will keep it on my list of to be dones
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Hahaha! That reminds me of this:
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# 80GB!!!! AN 80GB ISOPOD WTF IS HAPPENING D::::::
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# happy b3day, ClanSoul!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Thanks!
Really? How'd you manage that?
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Select the Chatter move in the Pokémon menu like Fly, Cut etc.
Record the new "sound" with the mic. I don't have someone nearby to check, but I do
think it might send it to the other players unit when you use it. Or uses local sound.
I should breed a pair and see if each get unique or share it... I'll check later on. [/;-D
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Awesome! I'll try that
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I just shoved my other Chatot (that never had or leveled past chatter) into daycare.
I'll have an egg, hatch, lvl it up and see if we get unique option in a bit.

edit: JOY! she popped an egg in only 223 steps!!! Dittos(the daddy) rule.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I kept trying it but it wasn't clear enough so I gave up.
Are they coming out very clear?
I'm going to bed now, gaz me about it.
I'd be interested in seeing what happens to a traded Chatot.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Arses! It resets when old or new chatot joins.
And all share the same sound when one is rerecorded.
So I would expect it resets when traded too. Oh well.

BTW, press A and start talking at once. Loudly!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Happy b3taday, bitch!

(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# RUNESCAPECAKE!!!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# :3
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# :D:D:D:D
www.b3tards.com/u/c906e57fc22848ef3336/ham.jpg

also: happy getting old on b3ta day!!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# That...
is wrong on so many levels. o_o
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Ok, THAT is the face of boner retreat.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Zombies of Golgotha
Wraiths of the Crucifixion out to destroy us all!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents
hence my need to sleep :)
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I'm imagining this screamed over flighty soloy metal
\m/_
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Happy egg weekend!

(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# i think my favourite thing in any film
is in the secret adventures of tom thumb

where it pans across a wall and they have an ornament of santa crucified.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3YKBOkfmbU it's some where withninthose six partson youtube.

fucking awesome piece of stop motion

ALSO: that pic is very well done :)
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# It means
Another class animation :D
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Now that is fantastic!
*clicks*
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I love you, tits.
I need to learn how to master that squash and stretch and anticipation you use in yours. Tis very effective.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# It would mean a burning at the stake, if you lived a hundred years ago or more.
Also
stoning
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# :>
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# I like!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# What is this film with Rhys Darby I haven't seen I will have to see it.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# removed one of the r's that by doing so does not leave one one of the words as ocked
EDIT: or shoe
EDIT EDIT: or fou or ceator or creato
EDIT EDIT EDIT: or fost
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: or moals
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: or ai
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: or contol
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# what...
seymou?
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# No!
banagh you tit
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I just put my head in smelly water and I think it's gone septic.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# it would do especially when you put your head in it.
:O:O:O:O:O:O

OH NO HE DITUNT
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# The boat that rocked
I's seeing it on weds.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Looks awful.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Yeah but i'm going with a ladyfriend
I won't be paying that much attention to the film.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# oh to be 12 again!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# man you could pay attention to a ladyfriend without spending money on the cinema at all
you haven't thought this through one bit
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# *a comment about you being gay or something*
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Followed a tutorial and put my own spin on it..
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# noice
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# *Don't ask which direction did you spin it just say woo. Don't ask which direction did you spin it just say woo.*
Which woo did you direct the in...


DAMN IT ALL!!

(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# oooh
what tutorial? That is virry nice.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Excellent.,. saves me the bother of an edit :D
just have to make a reply instead.. :)
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Just added the link :)
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Oooh Thank ye muchly
:D
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# well i just learnt something new didn't know about actions
if that works for all things that's going to make animating smooth movement much easier :)
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Theyre very very very useful,
I have over 100 in my actions palate but can only remember what about 6 of them do...
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# :D
needs more accurate naming :)
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Not loading properly
I can only see a static picture!
Woo and sorry poor poor joke :(
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Good stuff
indeedy!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Lacist?
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# *hold in laughter*
*liquid comes from nose*
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Bottle it,
I'll buy some off you.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# dat's way cyst
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Vely funny.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Hahah, oh dear.
*click*
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# pfft
*rofles*
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# LACIST!
:D
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# On a Roll
Lovely jubbly.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# You are a very naughty person
*clicks*
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Oh Dear
Very very funny.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Hover Bots


Click for bigger (46 kb)

Salvage team 01-AA23 Model 21A A2 B D2
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I hope they've ordered refills for those Stanley Knives
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Bottom right...
Optical devices not knives.. they are camera lens.

(-_-)
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# I CAN SEE THEIR WEAK SPOTS
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# They are for repair and maintenence.
If you could read Auberesh you know that..

(-_0) arrr haaarrrr!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Would
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# you would anything
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# he's hiding at the back

(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Peach gives birth to Zelda somehow and also something about Metroid. I'd buy that game.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# The Legend of Super Metroid Bros III
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# the baby gets born
and Mario sees the umbilical chord is green with an L on it and goes shitting mental
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Then he blue shells the fuck out of everything and karts to a paper galaxy.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# FIN!
now we wait for the millions.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# I haven't received millions yet. Have you?
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# no :(
*hides joint addressed parcels*

not at all :(:(:(:(
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Yay. At last i'm four :D
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# DAY.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
\o/
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# happy dynamites
EDIT: oooh I'mapproaching the year anniversary of my first post.. swanky.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Merry b3taday!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# :D
*pulls party popper*
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# \ô/
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# t-shirt design for my brother..
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Haddock
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Blistering Barnacles!
Or to put it more accurately:

Billions of Bilious Blue Blistering Barnacles
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# sort of a pic, with some text sort of design
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Sshh... you'll ruin my evening.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# fair do's
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Do's what?
/ac
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Tis a tee shirt I will gladly purchase from the interweb
I can't seem to get any of this site's to work any more
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# THUNDERING TYPHOONS!
or blistering barnacles , or something involving Llamas
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# hahaha... "Macrocephalic baboon!" - wtf?!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I was impressed that "vegetarian" counted as a curse.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
# RKRPXZKRMTFRZ!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
# a neurodevelopmental disorder in which the circumference of the head is more than two standard deviations smaller than average
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
# ..and now i know..
.. .and knowing is half the battle
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
# thank you
*points down* ......V
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Good heavens!
that's oddly quite detailed; "Vegetarian!" will be my latest burning curse at some irritating newspaper vendor trying to shuve something at me
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# GAYSHIFT!
Photobucket
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# ONE MINUTE OUT
GAYSHIFT LICENSE REVOKED
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Very slight premature gayness
!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Missed by a minute
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Give me some money, you bastard.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Boom shanka!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# FUCK
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Enid Blyton version


but Woo anyhow :-)
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)
# "said Dick to Aunt Fanny"
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha...
nice!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# OH NO KIDS!!!....IT'S.....
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# ...ON MOTHERFUCKING STILTS!!!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Merry Christmas!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# FUCK YEAH THIS IS GREAT! :D
Seriously, *click*!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# is that THE FEAR on his chest
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Another oddity finds itself on weston-super-mare's beach
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# hahah
woo!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# f!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# yeah how do they do that painting so it looks like the words are standing up?
specially on sand.. that's quite a marvel

EDIT: this means woo :D
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# throw
it a bone or a fish?

A bony fish?

A fishy bone?
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# fishy bone?
reminds me, i must phone the wife
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# she's
busy
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# haha
on that note folks, i'm off to bed

enjoy the bank holiday!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# nighty night!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Arf! This am Woo!
have this too.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# 'tis a scurvy seadog!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# i lost patience with the background
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Bottom!
*giggles like a schoolboy*
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# butt!
:D
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# what what?
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Bottom repost ahoy
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# wow
thats ace :)
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# i just see all the bits that are wrong :(
left arm, background etc
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# now we all see them
way to go :(
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# d'oh!
i suppoe i'll have to redo it now
(don't worry i won't be reposting it)
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# i'm not one to worry about the reposting of arses
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# yes but i see all the bits
that are right! :D i didnt even notice the left arm till you pointed it out!! :D its cocking ace sir!! :D
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# awww trust this to happen on the day i forget my spork :(
woo :)
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I say
*monocle*
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# but
managed to maintain patience on detailing the bum.

:)
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# first bit i did!
:D
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# good man!
:)
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# you're supposed to save the best till last
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Superb work, Sir
Woo
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# nice
I haven't the patience!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Rather awesome :)
woo
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)
# You know what, there should be something in the FAQ that you have to provide a link to the source image with this kind of thing
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# tada
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# NSFW OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
*faps*
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# seriously though
this model has one of those faces
i've fallen in love
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# this is a thing I can tell from her arse too
:P
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Beautiful back end...
...completely fucking ruined with a tramp-stamp. FFS
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)
# This^
with fucking Knobs on
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Oh... Its one of THOSE girls
Top photomanipulations though!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# And possibly
a phone number.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Red head
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Cor!
That's a bit good. /May also have a thing for the colour red.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# She did Yoga really really well....
thats the only sketch I managed in that life class the rest of the time I just sat there and sighed...
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# itsfearoutside
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Audit it! With flaming hammers!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# your E meter
is through the roof!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# aaaaaaaaa
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Sorry



(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I hope this doesn't last.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Now that I've jumped on the bandwagon,
that's probably a sure sign it's burned out and cliched.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# you missed the item of punning weather between this and doesn't
you also didn't include a picture of said pun.

overall i give this attempt an E
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Puns are shit.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# IT'S HURRRRRRR OUTSIDE
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Has it's 50ft woman outside bindun yet?
What about it's henry outside
OR lime outside?
Or zalgo outside?
Or any other bandwagon outside?
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# it's ALL BANDWAGONS AT ONCE outside
*CLUSTERFUCK*
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I did zalgo
he's down there V(edit and up there ^)

don't forget the battenburg
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
too much bandwagon for one night

Goodnight internets
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# tatratar
epiphanaphany
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Haha!
In other news:
I just turned the house's electricity off using only bread.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Congrats!
Did it involve the Awesome Power of Toast?
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Nope.
I was merely slicing it.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# you sliced the electricity with bread
what an atmosphere
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Well what happened was
There's a dial on our hob which, should you nudge it, turns off the house's electricity.
I nudged it with the bread.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I go away for one evening and the internet descends into chaos....
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I can't help but
LOL!!1! :(
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# and i'm...
...G-G-G-Gary.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I'm not sure why, but


(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I can't top the Doctor Who one but...
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# how does this relate to dinosaurs? huh? HMM?
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# HAHAHA!
:D
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# i'd been considering this one
thank god I didn't need to make it.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I like the dinosaur pic.
Do you like the dinosaur pic?
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i liked the dinosaur pic :D
EDIT: see i said so down there

(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# NO I HATE IT I MUCH PREFER TERRIBLE PUNS
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I YAM DOING WEATHER/WINDOW PUNS!
:P
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# this goes here as it will rhyme when it does
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# ZALGO NEEDS FOOTS MASSAGES TOO!!11
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# it's my first and last zalgo
I feel dirty.

oddly the puns have no effect.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# And neither do the goggles
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# buts I yam quite impressed with how the tentacles came out
shall be a colouring technique I experimenting more with
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# it looks a bit blurry
but i guess that's because zalgo is invading my mind
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# that and I did it using the blur tool.
:D

I had it on sample all layers by accident but then when I did some erasing I found I actually prefered the look of it with the window blurry too.

space distorting and shit innit.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I'd make one of these window pics but i can't spare 50 seconds! :|
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Oh go on,
show us how much better you are...
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# It's not about me being better and i'm not...
It's about me being sick of
that fast and easy lame theme!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Oh chill out!
Tomorrow it will all be repetitive compo entries and predictable cliches again and you can rest easy...
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# never fear, just write them in text so they're easier to ignore!
It's draughty in here! A bartender pours drinks through the window.
It's raining cats and dogs! There is a cat king and a dog queen at the window.
It's boring outside! There is a giant drill outside.
Try it yourself!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# See? Simples
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I could always post them in new threads if it helps?
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Post them where you want, I'm only playing :D
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I think I'm done
unless I get major inspiration, which after this much red wine I think is unlikely...
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# 'kin ell
I'm doing them sober! :(
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Oh, I was merry when I started,
I'm practically unconscious yet standing now!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I find all these suggestions
rather amusing though..

I think I must be faulty.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Maybe you're starved of entertainment
inject some FUN right into your eyes
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# The needles bent and it's one in my nose
O christ THE SMELLS!!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# May i just say i love this picture. Reminds me of the Gorillaz video

Colour it :D
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Windmill, windmill for the land etc.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# that was exactly what i said when i posted it
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# .......
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# haha, glad you like it
when i can figure out how to colour it in right i'll have a go at it
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Is cool as it is
Maybe would spoil it a
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# *feels silly for spending considerably longer on both of them*
if only I had known before.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# this is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure
woo!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I like that a lot!
Seems like you could flog that idea to the kiddies' book company peoples! Oh, and DINOSAURS!

(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# back the way you came,
if you hear a big bang you've gone too far
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Righto! Thanks for the tip!
*tumbles backwards through time*
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# hey hey
:D:D
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# lovely!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# :D!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# :D that's quality!
i've been off work ill today...hence mine's a little rough around the edges
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# you do the good drawings :D
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Thankyou!
And you do the good animations also! Must figure out how to do looping gifs better myself.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# well my method of doing so was to be stupid enough to not think I couldn't
then the rest is perseverence :)
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# WARM
and cuddlysaurus
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# LOLZ
In similar news I was perusing an alternative clothes shop that was full of plastic day glo jewellery and t-shirts, my friend fake-answered his phone and said loudly to all 'Yeh, that was the '80s, they want their fashion back!'
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I just had a call from a popular 90's sitcom
They want their putdown back!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Chortles!
Could I BE anymore '90s!?
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I have clicked this again as it is brilliant!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# woo!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# yay
that's grand
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I like the dinosaur pic
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# thank you kindly
your window pic is teh lolzrzzz
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# awww fank you :)
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I got to basement
and feared a Fritzl gag :(
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# the word "basement" is now permanently associated with fritzl in your mind
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# your mind is now firmly associated with pretzls
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# *makes sure it sticks*
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Raaar!
Delicious (story, and possibly neighbours).
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Were you the one with the farm.
These are my ducks, the *something* fucks.
Look at this *something* nailed to a tree?
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# er..
what?

no.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Yes, this is most brilliant, and it contains dinosaur, which in my books are the best things ever.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)

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