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[challenge entry] Oh Noes!
(Fly Projector, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:11, archived)
# he's fallen and can't get up
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:12, archived)
# i think he can
i think he can
i think he can
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)
# But he's so off his face on morphine he just don't care.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:15, archived)
# haha i only just noticed his face
he looks like he can see the future
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:15, archived)
# I AM ALPHA AND OMEGA
THE BEGINNING AND THE END
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:18, archived)
# The oesophagus
and the anus...
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Quick! Call Percy! :(
Clara and Annabell have died ;_;
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:15, archived)
# FAT CONTROLLER
stitched him right up
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Buggering about the yard is never safe!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:40, archived)
# HAHA MORE TF2 STUFF


I'm hungry. He's carrying part of a steaktruck in his hand. A truck made of steak.

But it's inedible as it's only internet pixels. I need to go get real food.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:39, archived)
# a truck made of steak!
witchcraft!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Tasty. Tasty. Witchcraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)
# now i am gay for steaktruck
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:46, archived)
# We're all gay for steaktruck.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)
# he looks like he may have been rude
on your steaktruck/pie.

good drawing :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Thank ye thar.
Well if the steak tastes off then I'll go and carve myself some from the truck itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)
# excellent rendition of a young Parker from Thunderbirds there
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)
# But who's the feller walking the invisible dog in the background?? ;)
Top arts, chick! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Soldier and his Shovel =)
Thanks =)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)
# BONK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:53, archived)
# BONK indeed ;D
You get a sniper.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:56, archived)
# haha i read the word as GAY first
i'm a terrible sniper, i only play the class to run around chop chopping with the machete
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:58, archived)
# Okay here you go this was the most recently gay thing I did for someone which is on this computer
Photobucket

Edit: Medic here :) I'll switch once I get all my healing points.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:04, archived)
# *F*A*B*U*L*O*U*S*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Catboots?
Photobucket

This picture was fun to do, clearly unfinished though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:09, archived)
# i am cat boots
are those horns or does he have horn hair
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:10, archived)
# He has horns. Three horns.
Very horny.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)
# "And then they lez up"
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Huzzah for lesbianness!
It would be quite amusing to see some bears "lez it up" somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Have you ever read The Authority?
I imagine you would like that somehow.

There's a gay superhero couple in that, one of whom is massive bastard. Plus they are just great comics generally because the superheroes burst people's heads open and stuff.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:17, archived)
# is Massive Bastard his superhero name?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Sadly not, it's The Midnighter, though he is informally called the massive bastard.
There's also a special with a bloke called Kev, who is just some ex army bloke who seems to get tied up with the gay one whilst being really homophobic and shitting in people's guinnesses.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)
# There are many comics I would like to read.
That's one of them, another is The Invisibles and I've seen the movie, but I'd like to read Sin City properly, I only got to brief through it for a project =( need to buy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:23, archived)
# 1 and 2, which are the only finished volumes, and the Kev specials wouldn't take that long to read.
Transmetropolitan is also a must read realistically, though that has a lot more issues.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:24, archived)
# I shall try to get hold of them.
But in the mean time I think sleep is a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Uh, Midnighter and the Superman type guy?
I'd like to.

I've been reading a bit of Avengers recently. I don't usually buy comics, but I have, and I want to read the whole Civil War storyline.

Edit: *googled* I'm right on the Midnighter name, woop, and the right series there. Good good, glad to know I have knowlege.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Don't bother.
The Civil War event, or whatever they call them, was the most poorly written thinly veiled Bush era crap I have ever been exposed to. Read the Marvel Zombies ones instead, they are at least amusing and without ridiculous amounts of pointless crossovers.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Kay =)
I also enjoy deadpool.

Do you know how the X-men are doing? I'm not so interested in reading about Scott, Logan and Rogue angsting themselves around the place, but I do like the X-men.

Also I'm not sure what DC would be a good one to read.

When it comes out though, I want to buy the Batman R.I.P. collection. I've got a badge with I think Hush with "I AM BATMAN" written on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:27, archived)
# I don't know, I tend not to touch the marvel, dc or long syndicated character comics with multiple writers unless there is a particular good issue/thing.
Mainly because the whole different characters and worlds being crowbarred into each other, and the fact that they continue to go on without any particular drive or story to tell.

That's why I tend to stick to the V for Vendetta kind of novel comics which tell a story and then end.

"Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes." - God I love Transmetropolitan
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Ahaha. That is awesome.
I must list these all up.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)
#
Read the Batman RIP comics as well after reading that they were apparantly amazingly written and a great end. Balls they were.

Batman & Dracula is a great and short three part comic which shows Batman's inevitable mental instability and fall.

"The future is an inherently good thing, and we move into it one winter at a time. Things get better one winter at a time. So if you're going to celebrate something, then have a drink on this: the world is, generally and on balance, a better place to live this year than it was last year. For instance, I didn't have this gun last year." - Transmet again
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:39, archived)
# DOES HE LIKE TO PARTY?
 
HE LOOKS LIKE I THINK HE WOULD LIKE TO PARTY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:04, archived)
# HE LIKES TO MOVE HIS BODY. SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:05, archived)
# i think he'll rock the party
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:05, archived)
# i like to rock the party
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:13, archived)
# Can you rock the party?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:16, archived)
# would you bring a piece of rock to the party
and stand there, enjoying the rock?

would you do that?

would you?

hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:16, archived)
# well of course
that's what it means to rock the party
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Haw yoo, gonnae geez a lenna too bob?
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:29, archived)
# HE JUST LAID THAT BALL LIKE A FUCKING EGG I TELL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# OUT OF HIS COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:44, archived)
# ALL OF YOUR COCKS
mum
Davina M'call
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Yeah FOOTBALL man-thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
# I've got one, but I can't post it in a reply!
->PICTURE<-
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:49, archived)
# uplaod codez
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:53, archived)
# @IMGSHAQ
'Image

meh.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:55, archived)
# neat! you linked back to the whole board
3733t
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)
# <img src="http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/5773/chrishinkel.jpg">
but in this box

:/ grrr
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:06, archived)
# GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:13, archived)
# so not here


but here?
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)
# haha mon the hoops
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:23, archived)
# PUBIC CREVICE ANOINTMENT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# OMG!...
...I O.D.*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:24, archived)
# is brian
is doug
is brian on doug success
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# BRIAN AND DOUG GOOD FIRENDS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)
# HUOORGGHH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:29, archived)
# chibrrrrrrrrrrrrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb
rr.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:42, archived)
# bumdas
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:34, archived)
# jellyhead jellyhead boing boing boing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:38, archived)
# This post is brought is to you by the letters "W", "T" and "F".
a/c
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:42, archived)
# HIDE DOUG!
HIDE DOUG HARDER!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:48, archived)
# HIDE DOUG HIDE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:19, archived)
# you're not helping, man
you're not helping
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:22, archived)
# ALL TOGETHER NOW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvveb40QVJs
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:31, archived)
# today seems to be passing me by somehow
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:46, archived)
# DOUG HIDE
DOUG RUBS LOTION
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Cats don't play HAARP....
but they do have tin foil hats for protection...

sheesh! took longer than expected!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# haha i like how he just takes it
and then goes OH SHIT I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# zzzap!
 
SORRY FOR POSTING MY BERKO SHIT ABOVE YOUR ANIMATION IT WAS ON ACCIDENT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Lol
I really don't mind at all. I'm happy just doing these anims mate :: )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)
# zzzzap!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# he's addicted...
...he keeps coming back for more!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# hahah cute
that just made me think of cats playing muse songs.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Tesla! HAARP! Cats! Lightning!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# I would have squeezed Molech the owl in
If I had time : D
Yay NWO is here. : p
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:31, archived)
# this is good
:D

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:41, archived)
[challenge entry] It's late...


Click for bigger (202 kb)
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# massive ghost men
:[]
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmU_q5xrnto
:)
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# these ones are Large..but those outside are far away
:p
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Now I'm getting confused...
...what cows?

I guess them being transparent towards a bright surface means you can imagine them being in front or behind that surface. Try imagine them in front. :)
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# ok!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:33, archived)
# DESTROY!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
[challenge entry] FIRESTARTER!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# haha
bloody...cat/thing.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# twisted firestarter.
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
[challenge entry] evening/morning


I'm having a cup of tea before bed, so you can have this*

*not fluffy enough.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# :D
perfecto
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Ich bin fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Das ist ein poofteren!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Ein pinkenverenzingleballenfuhrer!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# tuchen-arsen
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Danzen danzen, baby, ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# work it hitler
work it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# suddenly...
...my balls are itchy... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# too long between waxing sessions
:O
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry] OUCH!...
...no thanks!....have a cookie?!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:21, archived)
# "queen bakes hitler shortcake"
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:40, archived)
# THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# 10/10 would look at again
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I understand this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# more like GMOS MASTER GEORDIE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# more like smergh smerm smermy smergh
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Ragga'!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I wish we still had y4ckr accounts
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)
# NOW WITH ERGOT DERIVATIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Gilgamesh just totally started a thread on /board
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Compo it
or something
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I think this firmly dispels any lingering doubts about the lack of talent on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)
# We just fucking rinsed it, get me
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# The Clintons
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# I love it when it's tits 'o clock :)
*click*
(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Yay! tits o clock!
Did i coin that term, or is it so obvious?

I reckon the scientists at the lab activate him at precisely 12:45. His cat animation processor chugs into action and uploads it to b3ta, in the midst of acclaim and admiration.

Then at 2:00, tits goes back to the lab for maintenance and recharging.


Sorry - i do tend to waffle a lot
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# tits o'clock is new catnippp o'clock
but with 500% less mental
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# less mental?how
how dare you! : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Catnipppp isn't good mental, he's bad, bad mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)
# 500% less mental than catnippp is still a stratospherically high level of mental
even compared to Mad Jock McMad, winner of last year's Mr Madman competition
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# for a second there, I thought that user "I am an idiot"
was going to claim the crown of new b3ta mentalist, but his fevered promotion of "yeah Easter is all about worshipping the sun and eating psychadelic mushrooms....MAN" seems to have fizzled out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# you mean it's not
Dr. Dyslexia?
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)
# i +1 this
immensely
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Some say...
That he has Adobe installed directly to his brain, and that he has a stylus where it counts; all we know is - he's called Tits...

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# clickin dis
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I think you did
(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I like my cat
Before, i have a yellow cat, i love him so much. we got together everyday. And until now, i cannot forget the day it died.
(Cotmweaselee, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# have you picture of cat
 
I would like see you cat
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# *waits for animation*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I... I don't think anything is going to happen... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I'll knock something quick up....
first suggestion wins a quick anim : )

I warn..it will be a quick one!!
challenge ahoy! : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Something involving a cat
Maybe jumping about a bit, getting into trouble!
Edit : Involving a can of tuna, a sheep, Rob and an iPhone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Protecting itself from the mind rays!
Seeing as catnipppp has been mentioned already.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
#
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# lick dammit
LICK HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# faster damn it!
they're almost at the door!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# yes a mix of this and the reply above....
...with you shortly!
: D be prepared for shitness, am tired and have work 2moro, and my anus is bleeding...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYxCSXjhLI
watch this in the meantime...lol, good cartoon : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Oh God, I can't stop laughing!
It was the sound of the aluminium baseball bats that triggered it. Then the monster's howl.

Fucking gold, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# it's great isn't it!!
love that anim : )
anyhow...better start the image challenge!!! oh god.....what have I DONE!!LORI LORD!!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# hahah
yeah, ive seen all of these and im just reminded how excellent they are. Billy's ballon is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I'll remember that as well....
..can someone direct me to a picture of this 'Rob' guy?
is he real? what is his number? 666?
; )
a pic would be good for this though....
soon.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# hilly clinton goes N N N N N N
and her teeth chatter like a horse
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# A cat fighting a spider!
Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# ONE FOR 2MORO!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I have a dream!
Last night, i have had a terrible dream. I cried so sad, and it is just like real. When i wake up, my god! Its just a dream. Oh, yeah!
(Cotmweaselee, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)
# i swear thats jim carrey's mouth there
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# That's freakily good.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# It's like a big, philandering, rabid potatoheaded thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# yes way
top shop.

good work on the lighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# (s)he's lovely. have a flower
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I want to nosh it off
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)
# It's TITS TIEM!!! *Rejoices*
Top shop sire! *furiously wanks clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)
# BILLARY!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Oh please god no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:52, archived)
[challenge entry] something that isnt sodding cats:


Started using the b3tards image hosting from now on. Does it recompress your image, or just plain host it? I swear this looks more jpeggy now.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# :D
loving this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# haha :D
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# GODZILL..
ahhhh luvly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Hahah! Yays!
Am really enjoying everyone's stuff for this challenge - could be the best one in aaaaaaages! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# hmmm, i dunno
i really liked the last one. This one is either 'shop a cock onto a horriffic picture' or 'shop a cat on to a destroyed building' kinda challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Well, what can I say?
...I'm just a fan of teh cocks and teh fluff!* ;D
Hopefully next week's will be "Fluff Up Your Cock" or possibly "Cocks For Kittehs"!**

*May be entirely untrue
**Do not want... honest.
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Ha
And yeah, b3tards did something funny to an image of mine a while back, made the text unreadable.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Honorable
Giant Lizard King brings fortune snow in plenty *cricked*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# arigato gozaimasu robotto san
Ive always liked the fact that in some films, he is a complete bastard, and in some, he is on the 'goodies' side.

Here he is most certainly on the goodies side, providing the kiddywinkles with lully snow to play in thanks to his highly radioactive ice breath.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# ha ha....
...FUN!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmm... at this size this kid looks like she is smiling instead of dying. have it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# FUCKING LONG ARMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# i said it before on this pic earlier today, but
"Tom selleck"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# ...and they lived happliy ever after
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# :D
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# "Site owner Rob Manuel, pictured..."
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# heh
wonderful stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# i want that loo roll launcher!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Just the thing for football matches!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I know, I know, I am not allowed to make Star Wars jokes....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# this
needs to be made
(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# No it doesn't.
Star Wars sucks donkey balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# how does it
have you seen it and based a judgement
made a judgement and not seen it
or just don't like the cult status it has?
(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Ha.
Just doesn't interest me greatly. I saw attack of the clones a couple of months ago and didn't think it was horrendous. However, the reverie which is paid to it is over the top IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# the news ones are rubbish
but if you get a chance to see the old series I'd advise it.
(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I don't actuvely avoid them,
just have things I would much rather watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I agree with this statement.
I've seen it several times and it bores me to tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# they are good, fun family movies that too many people take far too seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# This is what gets to me.
Star Wars being voted the best film of all time just makes me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# true
it's clearly jurassic park 2
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Na, blatently Van Wilder: Party liason
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# May I suggest Flubber?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# 18 year old virgin?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# WE HAVE A WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# You haven't seen the Love Guru.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# But seriously... Heat... what a film
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# s'ok. best movie ever made is Alien
best kids movie ever is aladdin
and best animated movie is howls moving castle
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Wrong Wrong Wrong!
Best film ever: Goodfellas.
Best Kids Film Ever: Toy Story
Best Animated Movie: Spirited Away.

Yes, I said it! Spirited Away kicks Howls arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# me and my moving castle will kick your arse
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Fuck you!
*turns into a dragon and kills you and sets fire to your moving castle*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)
# *kidnaps your class and makes you fight each other to the death*
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Fuck you Battle Royale!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Erm, it already is made.
Wookieepedia.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Seriously,
what the fuck is with Star Wars nerds?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I'd just like to say -
I'm more of a Kubrick nerd than a starwars one.
(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Then I'm afraid you're a lost cause.
Kubrick was a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)
# how?
(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# These are not the droids you are looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Oh, alright then.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# It's no fun if you don't play along.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I'M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9368895
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Hurley, writing Empire strikes back! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Eh what?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# LOST LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Saw the first 10 minutes or so of the first episode
and turned it off.

However, www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvkEFP_8H5Q
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# LOLs just watched that actually.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# s'good innit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Yeah tis. Dharma shit gonna hit the fan now.
No new episode next week though, boo.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# :(
Boooooo indeed...
but that's one less distraction to get in my way! :D

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# haha ^_^
Boba Fett got eaten by the Sarlacc,
we got the Ewoks.

It all could’ve been avoided if they just communicated.
And let’s face it...The Ewoks sucked, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Arf
Miles/Hurley exchanges are great

"You're just jealous my power's better than yours."
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Hurley's great :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# why, are they usually shaggy-dog type jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Nah,
I have never seen the film innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] FORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I waited and waited and waited :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Sorry to dissappoint
but I just couldn't bring myself to do it

EDIT: or animate it
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Doooo eeeeeet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# *googles hamster guts
*bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Awwww :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] 'still awaiting impact'
'edit'
ooh might compo roast this oldie
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# REWENGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# DISASTER LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# 'flounces'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# D:

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I love how he smiles on the way back up!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Well... wouldn't you? : D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# :D
i am enjoying watching this over and over and over
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# It is fun.... shame about the optimisation :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I could watch this all day : )
.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Great idea wish i thought of it! :)
(Fly Projector, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# HAHA
wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I have been trying to use that source for years...
Just say'n wish i had the idea

(Fly Projector, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Rawwwrndom article :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# You were beaten to it, i'm afraid
Wookieepedia
hate to be the party pooper here
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Fucking hell!
And that there is another reason why I hate Star Wars fans ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I just clicked random and was presented with the sentence "Itipiniwi was a wilwog that won Best in Show at the Mid-Rim Domesticated Sub-Sentient Show in 22 BBY"
Fucking nerds.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
#
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# :D
i'm not sure why but that makes me laugh every time i see it
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I just read on the BBC site
that those that claimed their religion to be 'Jedi' in the census a while back were grouped with atheists in the final tally. Bit odd that.
(Scottish Jedi Policemen story linky)
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8003067.stm
A disturbance in the farce!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# People are fucking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# and idiots are fucking people.
Shame the two species are compatible really.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# im looking at it wondering when wookiepedia changed it's format
and why you screenshot it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Yeah, it has been pointed out already that it already exists.
I apologise for not being a pathetic nerd who is obsessed with a 30 year old family film.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# i have to admit i was pretty upset when I found out about it.
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber

it's just sad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# They are fucking pathetic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# they could just be very shy and depressed people.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Leave the house, take some Prozac.
Problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# umm... hi! I'm neither, i'm a functional, happy, gregarious, sexually active member of society who has spent many a happy hour reading wookiepedia
what a pathetic wanker I am. *eye rolls*
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# and i suppose you get me if you substitute texbooks for wookieshit
does that still make me a pathetic wanker?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# no, the only people I consider pathetic are people who need to make fun of other people to somehow place their own lives in a context they're happy with.
"I may be X, but at least I'm not Y" is no way for adults to behave
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I may be immature, but at least I'm not Venezualan! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# hah!
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# In order to improve my skills at physical sketching from photos,

I'm trying to do a sketch a day for at least a week, maybe more. Today is day 1, Marilyn Manson.
Critique is much appreciated. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Marilyn Manson is a freaking weirdo!
Also, listened to those albums yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Noo, I haven't had a chance yet.
I'm just back to school from break, and trying to make sure all my work is caught up because the marking period is ending.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# I left school, fuck, near 10 years at this stage.
And am leaving gainful employment on sunday. :-D

ALSO: Hello, the Gayshift, how are all you lovely people?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
# What's gainful employment?
Hahahah, after this year, I have two more years of high school, then, finally, uni. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)
# A full time job (5 day work week)
I know there are other ways to earn money weekly, but they usually put you at risk of arrest. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Oooooh.
Why are you leaving? Are you going to become an outlaw? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Well, I'm off to the old penal colony (Australia) so maybe :-P
In reality, I've reached that stage of life, where if I don't go experience the world, I never would.
It's far too easy to get into a comfort zone, when you have regular work and no pressing concerns.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Ahhhh
okay. I'd looooove to go to Australia. And New Zealand. And backpacking/couch surfing across Europe (which my cousin did).
I'm gonna do it when I get into uni. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# I may try couchsurfing myself when I'm over there.
Go search for dundalk on the couchsurfing website and have a nosey round my old stoping grounds if you get the chance. :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Well get on it foo'!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Can we vote on what day 2 brings?
Oh oh oh Miss Miss, i knew who it was before you said!
So can't be bad a? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Hahahahah
you can make suggestions. I don't know who I'm doing next... :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Bobby Davro's mum!
Or em..... gordon ramsey
No no Robert Smith. I'll be watching tomorrow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Robert Smith?
Alright, I'll give him a try. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Having tried to draw
myself, i know how hard it is- and how photos somehow steer it all wrong.
The mouth and teeth are excellent but the lower face is all wrong.
Proportions are good though; although the nose is a little long.
My advice: Pick a better model to practice on!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Yeah
mofaha suggested him, and I figured everyone knows what he looks like, so if I fuck it up, at least people know who I was trying for. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I see the logic
But if you really want to draw people; draw people, not freaks. When you get THEM right, try the exotic. I've given up for now doing portraits. The good ones looked like i had overdosed on filters and the bad ones looked...bad.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# He is a person.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I'll shut up then
No offence intended.

Edit: mumbles off to bed....thought you asked for advice on drawing...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Well it wasn't that
it's just like...I'm asking for general help. I'm sure plenty of people think he's a freak, but really he isn't. I have the utmost respect for him as a musician and he is a human.
I don't think, when I'm asking for advice on how to improve, that opinions on the person themself really help me, y'know?
I didn't mean to sound pissy or anything. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# You totally missed my point KK
And after this post i really am off to bed.
I don't know the guy from Adam; I've seen him on telly. But he looks wierd. Good for him etc. I wanted to too when i was 15. But that wasn't the point.
You want to get better at art. As you know, I happen to think you are quite good at it.

THE POINT: If you attempt to draw a subject that already looks a little odd to the average human, then your art will look odd plus a factor of 5, or more. This works in Japan. If you want to draw, as in DRAW people, start with fred next door, not Pete Burns or whatever his name is.
Anyway Bed nite etc.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Okay,
I get what you're saying now. I'm sorry, I just misunderstood. :]

Nunight.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# i remain unconvinced
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# funny, I haven't seen any of your pencil drawings
 
only photoshop painting and sodding stick figures
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Did someone say better model?

/steps forward
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Nice.
Have this:
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# phooooar!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# immoral nannys is an anagram of marilyn manson
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I like it
would look pretty rad painted up in tattyshop I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Yeah I was debating whether or not to do that.
But I did a Marilyn Manson in tattyshop (kinda) recently that I loooove.
Here. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# now THAT is rather special
very good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# *curtsy*
Thank you sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# His face looks a bit weird
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# That's...helpful epiph.
Thanks.


;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# :(
Im sorry, you know I cant draw well :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# S'okay.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I am so, so sorry, but this needed to get out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Nice sketch, by the way.
The eyes are too high though, lower them and it'll help your proportions seem more accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Okay
Thank you. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Eyes go exactly halfway up the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Yeah,
that I know. What happened was that once I placed the eyes, I realized I hadn't made his face long enough, so I extended it, and forgot to move the eyes down.
We're doing portraits in Art right now, too. Mine isn't coming along too bad, but I haven't done the facial features yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# ooh yea
I likes this!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# that is
disquietening
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I don't know
what that means.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# draw something other than marilyn manson; i suggest little patti :)
you seem to have put in a lot of detail into the mouth and not a lot elsewhere, but other than that it looks fine.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# No little patti.
Nonononono. :p
Oh, okay. It was like...the mouth looked weird without much detail. Iunno. But alright. Thank you :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# i think if you went for a bit of hatching to define the cheekbones it would balance out nicely.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Oh, okay.
Cool, I'll try more shading with my next sketch. Thank you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I like that it is good
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# FOXINABOX
MANSONINABOX.


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Boo Tea Fuel Pea Pull
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# unlurks, my best tip:
study your subject in terms of shape/form/tone not line :)
relurks (its late)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# i sometimes draw from catalogs

start with some still lifes... i know it's cliched, but start with a bunch of bottles. It quickly becomes apparent that most things back be drawn by breaking them down into smaller, simpler objects. I'm not particularly good at the whole art thing, but you should have seen the crap i drew before.

Also, you may want to start with charcoal. It's cheap, and it's messy, and you can't really get the definition you can out of pencil, but it lets you focus on getting the shapes right.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# if you're working off photos...
...then you should use the 'graph method'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
#
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That Amelie is one horny so and so!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# conversely ...
...there is no Créme Brûlée
(Splurgy, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# ooo est le Krem, bruley?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] OPEN YOUR EYES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Haha pfft yelp splatter lol
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
# J'aime Audrey Tautou
But she's wasted on toap....
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# yay!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# this is how the world will end!
*cleeks*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] THEY'RE COMING!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# yes

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Ducky !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# christ
get the horse tranquillisers
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# QUACK!
this is grand!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# OH PLUCKA DUCK
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# this is grand
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# BIG DUCKIES!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] splashy splashy
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# fling fling
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Herro?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Ret's pray !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Riz it Meer Yur rooking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] weeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# why would a giraffe do such a thing? :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# it blew all its money on lottery scratch cards and was angry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Electricity was inverted !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# In off!
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# haha
excellent !
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Rack'em !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)

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